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- >You're walking down the street, just relaxing and enjoying the weather, and hoping a giant flying carriage doesn't come rushing toward you.
- >"ANOOOOOOOON!"
- >You turn and see Pinkie in a flying carriage that's rushing toward you.
- >Sigh and shake your head.
- >The carriage swoops down and Pinkie's hoof grabs you by the waist, flinging you up into it.
- >The carriage then takes back up into the air.
- >You pull your face off the carriage floor.
- >Guess who's right there?
- >The mane fucking six.
- >Fluttershy gives you an innocent smile with a blush and pats the only open space.
- >Right next to her.
- >Groan and sit there.
- >Twilight, who sits across from you, smiles.
- >"Hi Anon."
- "Hey. Where we going?"
- >"To Canterlot to visit the Princess! Want to come?"
- >You look out the window at the one hundred foot drop into the thick forest below.
- "Sure."
- >Fluttershy gently rubs your leg with a hoof.
- >You push her off and look at Pinkie.
- "Hey Pinkie, tell me a story so I can try to deal with being stuck here with all of you."
- >Her eyes go wide and Rarity sighs.
- >"Wwwweelllll..."
- >...
- "So wait a minute.. The whole thing?"
- >"That's right! A whole banana! Peel and all!"
- "Jesus, that's crazy."
- >Fluttershy looks up from trying to understand the mechanics of the button on your pants.
- >"The whole thing where?"
- >You bop her on the snout.
- "No you pervert, we were talking about cupcake recipes."
- >She whines a little.
- >The carriage abruptly lands in front of Canterlot Castle.
- >You all exit and look around.
- >It's a lot bigger than you imagined.
- >Fancier too.
- "They probably have the most luxurious shitter in the world..."
- >Shit fuck did you just say that out loud?
- >Fluttershy nods to you.
- >"Y-yeah. They do have the most luxurious shitter. Do you want to try it out with me?"
- >Grab the bridge of your nose.
- "Fluttershy, you're getting really sloppy with this whole 'fuck me' act. First off, why the fuck would we be shitting together? And second, shitting together isn't exactly romantic."
- >Twilight teleports from her position no more than two feet away from you to right in front of you.
- >"Actually, when somepony is on the toilet is when they're most vulnerable. Sharing your most vulnerable moments with each other makes you grow closer together."
- >Rainbow scoffs, "Wait wait, lemme guess. You read that in a book?"
- >Twilight leers at her.
- >"You read books too."
- >Rainbow flies up.
- >"Yeah, but I'm not an egghead."
- "Holy shit, would you all shut the fuck up already? People are staring."
- >They stop once seeing the ponies of Canterlot watching them and return themselves to their original positions.
- >Twilight walks up ahead and turns around to face all of you.
- >"So, where do you want to go first?"
- >Fluttershy mumbles.
- >"I want Anon to go inside me..."
- >You kick her.
- >She dramatically falls over, wincing in pain.
- >"O-ouch Anon! Why d-d-did you do that?"
- >You glare at her.
- >Pinkie bounces into your view.
- >"Nonny, why'd you hurt poor old Fluttershy? What did she do wrong?"
- >Push the pumped up pink party pony to the side.
- "Come on, quit being stupid and just stand up."
- >You reach down and pull her up to her standing position.
- >She immediately limps on one leg.
- >"Ouch."
- "Are you fucking kidding me right now?"
- >Twilight lowers her tone from an excited tourist to an angry friend.
- >"Anon, you hurt her, so you better help her."
- >Turn to her.
- "How the fuck am I gonna do that?"
- >...
- "I think this is fucking silly."
- >Fluttershy sits on your shoulders while resting her head on top of yours.
- >The four of them, excluding Rainbow who gags, all make an aww sound as Fluttershy smiles.
- >What they can't see is the way she's grinding her hips against the back of your neck.
- >Fucking pervert.
- "I hate all of you. Twilight, why don't you show us around already? I want to see some Sunbutt."
- >She excitedly becomes the center of everyone's attention again.
- >"Alright then! And her name is Princess Celestia."
- "Celery, got it."
- >Twilight groans as she turns around and begins to lead everyone.
- >You follow Twilight into the castle with Fluttershy humping the back of your head like a Metroid.
- >She leads you around some corners and up a few flights of stairs to reach a room with a sun painted on the door.
- "I imagine this is where Celestia sleeps then?"
- >Applejack squints at you, "That's a real creepy way of puttin' it..."
- >You shrug to the orange farm pony.
- >Twilight nods, "Yup, this is where she sleeps."
- >She knocks on the door a few times.
- >Some shuffling can be heard behind it, along with something crashing.
- >The door then opens, revealing Celestia with sun spotted pajamas eating a banana.
- >She stops chewing mid bite once seeing everyone outside.
- >You wave from the back of the crowd.
- "Hi Sunbutt!"
- >She quickly slams the door on everyone.
- >A very bright golden flash of light comes from the cracks in the door.
- >It suddenly opens back up and Celestia stands there only wearing her necklace.
- >"Come inside! I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting visitors."
- >She shoots Twilight a look as she says this.
- >All of you walk inside of her surprisingly small room.
- >The huge bed takes up most of the room and there's a bathroom on the other side.
- >A fireplace sits there as well, but it's not lit.
- >Celestia sits on her bed.
- >"So, what brings all of you here?"
- >Twilight speaks, "Well they wanted a tour of the Castle, so we started with your room."
- >Celestia smiles.
- >"Well that's wonderful."
- >She leans in to Twilight.
- >"However, I think you should warn me first next time."
- >Twilight's ears go back.
- >You sit down on the floor and pull Fluttershy off your neck.
- >She kicks her legs out to get back on you.
- >Whisper to her.
- "No."
- >She starts to tear up and looks at you again.
- >You glare at her and place her next to you.
- >She snuggles up to your side.
- >Princess Celestia smiles at you.
- >"You're so nice to my subjects."
- "Uh... Yeah."
- >"I hope one day you and I could share that same kind of bond."
- >Whoa what?
- >Did she just hit on you?
- >She winks.
- >HOLY FUCK THE PRINCESS JUST HIT ON YOU.
- >You feel heat rush to your face.
- >The girls look back at you.
- >Fuck dude, they're gonna know something is up!
- >THINK OF SOMETHING!
- >You quickly cough.
- "I guess I could be nice to you too."
- >Yeah.
- >That was totally cool.
- >Celestia closes her eyes and smiles.
- >"How wonderful."
- >She then opens them and stands, looking down at all of you.
- >"It's great to have quality time with my subjects like this every once in a while, but I'm afraid I have to cut this meeting short."
- >She walks around all of you and over to the bathroom.
- >"I have a lot of work that needs to be done, and I don't have much time. So please, if you would all see yourselves out."
- >Twilight stands up and starts rounding everyone up.
- >"That's okay Princess Celestia. We understand."
- >She pushes you and everyone else out of the room and turns around.
- >"Good luck with your work!"
- >Celestia smiles and then enters the bathroom.
- >Twilight closes the door to her room and turns to all of you.
- >"Well, I guess the next place we should go to is Princess Luna's room."
- >She then walks down past everyone.
- >"Okay everyone, follow me!"
- >They follow her down and around the corner.
- >But you stay there.
- >This could be the only chance to get some princess pussy.
- >You open the door and something tugs on your shirt.
- >Look down and see Fluttershy.
- >Whisper to her.
- "What are you doing?"
- >"I should be asking that!"
- >You shush her and enter Celestia's room.
- >She follows behind you and you close the door gently.
- >She whispers to you.
- >"We shouldn't be doing this..."
- >Whisper back.
- "Oh, so now you have a conscience?"
- >She doesn't respond.
- >A light slapping noise comes from the bathroom.
- >Guess when you gotta go, you really gotta go.
- >This might be your only chance to sneak a peek...
- >Fluttershy stands still while you walk a bit closer to the bathroom.
- >She whispers loudly.
- >"Anon, wait!"
- >You turn to her and angrily glare as you whisper.
- "What?"
- >"Why are you doing this?"
- >You kneel down and beckon her over.
- >She comes closer and you whisper in her ear.
- "Because hot princess pussy is the shit."
- >"Is that your fetish?"
- "...I dunno. I guess."
- >Fire begins to burn in her eyes.
- >"I can help."
- "...weren't you against this a few—"
- >She interrupts you with a small kiss and pulls away immediately.
- >"Shush honey bunny. Let momma take care of this."
- >She sucks the trail of saliva connecting both of your mouths into her mouth and then pulls away.
- >Feeling violated, you simply turn and watch her go over to the other side of the room.
- >She picks up a pretty large book with her mouth and walks over to the bathroom door.
- >You watch in awe at what she's about to do.
- >She winks at you and then bursts into the bathroom.
- >Celestia yelps in fear and then a loud bang is heard, followed by a thump.
- >It is silent for a few seconds.
- >Fluttershy's voice comes from in the bathroom.
- >"Anon... Come in here please..."
- >You walk over and peek inside the bathroom to see Celestia completely unresponsive on the floor.
- "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"
- >Fluttershy cowers.
- >"I c-came in to try knocking her out, b-but she was startled and f-fell off the toilet. She hit her head on the bathtub..."
- >You look down at the princess who is not breathing anymore.
- "Did... Did you just fucking kill the princess?"
- >"NOT ON PURPOSE!"
- >You cover her mouth.
- "Okay, shut up. We have to make this seem like an accident, and hide evidence that we were ever here."
- >She looks scared.
- >"A-Anon, how do you know about this kind of stuff?"
- >As you grab Celestia's hindlegs, you respond.
- "I watched like four episodes of CSI, I know what I'm doing."
- >She looks confused as you drag Celestia's body out into the main room.
- "Alright. Help me get her into the bed."
- >She grabs Celestia's forelegs and flies up as you pull.
- >She slips and Celestia's head smashes into the floor.
- >You glare at her and she gives you a bashful smile.
- >"S-sorry."
- "Shut up and pick her up."
- >She gets a better grip this time.
- >The both of you bring her over to the bed and put the blankets over her.
- "Okay, this way it makes it seem like something happened in her sleep, like a heart attack."
- >Fluttershy is close to tears.
- >"I don't... I don't know if I can—"
- >You grab her and pull her close to you.
- "If we don't do this we're going to go to jail, get exiled, or sentenced to death. Now fucking focus and keep your shit together."
- >She snivels and nods as you let her go.
- "So, if we just—"
- >Knocks are heard on the door behind you.
- >Both of your eyes go wide.
- >The door knob starts to turn and you quickly grab Flutters and jump under the blankets with Celestia.
- >Whisper to her.
- "You speak, I move. Got it?"
- >"W-what?"
- >The door opens and in comes a guard.
- >"Princess Celestia?"
- >He turns to her body.
- >You move her head up to face him.
- >Nudge Fluttershy and she coughs.
- >"U-um, hello."
- >The guard looks confused as he takes another step forward.
- >"Princess?"
- >You shake her head and move her mouth to match what Fluttershy says.
- >"N-no! Please don't come any closer!"
- >The guard stops.
- >"Are you alright? Your voice sounds a bit different."
- >Fluttershy makes a coughing noise.
- >"I-I'm just feeling a bit under the weather..."
- >He looks concerned.
- >"Do you need me to call a doctor?"
- >You quickly shake her head and shoulder Fluttershy.
- >"No!"
- >He is startled by her tone.
- >"It's okay, I know what it is and I only need rest."
- >He tilts his head a bit in confusion.
- >"What do you have?"
- >Fluttershy is silent.
- >"Um..."
- >"Princess?"
- >"I-I have... The cutie pox."
- >The guard stands to attention.
- >"The cutie pox?! Oh no, there's no way you can get over something like that by just resting! I'll get you a doctor, you just stay right there!"
- >He rushes out of the room and gallops down the hall.
- >You quickly get up and slam the door shut.
- >Turn to Fluttershy.
- "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
- >She cowers in the bed.
- "THE FUCKING CUTIE POX?!"
- >"I'm sorry! I-I was under a l-lot of pressure and I just said it!"
- >You groan and shake your head.
- >Now you've got to think of another plan.
- >Look over at your stupid yellow rapist as she is close to tears.
- >Wait.
- >Rapist...
- "I've got an idea."
- >You walk over to the bookshelf and knock it over, then push it in front of the door to block it.
- >That should hold it for a bit.
- >"What is it?"
- "You do the same thing you were doing before by making her talk. I'm gonna fuck her."
- >Her mouth hangs open.
- >"Y-you... I... How will that even..."
- "Just trust me, it will."
- >She is still flabbergasted as you take off your clothes and jump into bed.
- "Get behind her so you won't be seen when they come in."
- >She does as told.
- >You line yourself up for entry into dead horse pussy.
- >Hoofsteps come rushing over to the door and slam into it.
- >You push your dick into her.
- >Huh.
- >Still warm.
- >Look at Fluttershy.
- "Start making moaning sounds."
- >"B-but, I can't..."
- >You glare at her.
- "The fuck do you mean?"
- >"I can't fake a moan..."
- >Narrow your eyes at her.
- "I swear to fuck I'm going to punch you after this."
- >You reach down and slip two fingers into Fluttershy's cunt.
- >She instantly gasps out a moan.
- "Just like that."
- >You start moving back and forth while holding on to the back of Celestia's head to keep it from moving.
- >The door gets hit again, this time moving the bookshelf in front of it.
- "Get louder."
- >Thrust a third finger inside of her and she practically screams.
- >The door bursts open and four guards accompanied by a doctor come inside.
- >All five of them freeze once seeing you fucking their princess.
- >You look back at them and pretend you didn't see them at first, jumping off Celestia.
- "What the fuck?!"
- >Fluttershy screams at them.
- >"GET OUT!"
- >You move Celestia's hoof as if she's pointing to the door.
- >The five of them quickly rush out, closing the door behind them.
- >Voices can be heard outside the room.
- >"I swear, she said she had the cutie pox!"
- >"Well maybe she said that just so you would go away. Ever think about that, Flash?"
- >"Aw man... I'm definitely not getting a raise..."
- >"We should leave them to it so we don't get thrown in jail."
- >After this is said, the sound of trotting away can be heard.
- >You sigh and roll over off Celestia, pulling your fingers out of Fluttershy in the process.
- >Fluttershy scoots over as well, completely out of breath from the pleasure she's just experienced.
- >The two of you lay on either side of Celestia's body.
- "Oh my god..."
- >"That was intense..."
- >Suddenly, Celestia's body moves, stretching out a bit until her hoof touches your bare chest.
- >To both of your amazement and horror, she lifts her head up.
- >She and looks at you, then at Fluttershy.
- >And lays her head flat back down, facing the ceiling.
- >"Well... I can't say I've ever had a threesome before."
- >She looks at Fluttershy again.
- >"And definitely not one with a mare."
- >She looks back at you.
- >"So tell me... Was I good?"
- >You take a deep breath.
- "You were pretty good. Nearly crushed my pelvis."
- >Fluttershy stammers.
- >"B-but—"
- >You reach over Celestia and punch her in the chest, making her go into a coughing fit.
- >Celestia looks at you and you shrug.
- "She's into some weird stuff."
- >The two of you share a nice laugh as Fluttershy coughs for breath.
- >Today was a strange day.
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