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CYOA - Day 3 END

Feb 18th, 2014
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  1. >You wake up with a jolt
  2. >confused, you take a look around at your surroundings
  3. >you seem to be in a jail cell
  4. >oh right, that thing... welp, you sure screwed up
  5. >before you have the chance to think more a guard comes and unlocks the door
  6. “Get out kid, you’ve been bailed”
  7. >Behind the guard you see Dusty and Speck looking at you in disappointment
  8. >you get up and follow them as you three start to make your way towards the mansion
  9. >”Ummm... I can explain myself...”
  10. >Dusty nor Speck pays any attention to you and they just keep fluttering before you
  11. >you avert your eyes to the ground and shut up.
  12. >after a while the three of you arrive to the mansion and both of the moth ponies go to do their own things without saying anything to you
  13. >you feel pretty bad, not to mention hungry, tired and smelly
  14.  
  15. >Oh no you feel it again
  16. >you need to become as fire
  17. >you rush after the two mothponies and scoop both of them into your arms
  18. “Hey what gives?”
  19. “Anonymous let go of me!”
  20. >but you pay no heed to their pagan words as you kick open the door to your room and then to your balcony
  21. >”Fly now my pretty birds, be free”
  22. >you throw the ponies off, only to get them stare at you angrily as they flutter still in the air
  23. >but that is not important, the trash has been thrown out of the house
  24. >you run back in and then out of the house towards the village
  25. >you are on a higher mission now
  26. >you sneakily round up near the mothpony liquor store without being seen and then you sneak in
  27. “Wait aren’t you t-“
  28. >you punch the store owner into silence, his mind has now been freed
  29. >you gather all the booze you can and then you run out of the store and start throwing bottles everywhere
  30. >the mothponies start to scream and run away as they see you going apeshit again but you do not mind
  31. >instead you dig out a lighter from your pocket and start to set things on fire
  32. >the village center is now filled with panic and screams
  33. >you notice that your pants are on fire now so you rip them off, exposing your flapper to the wind
  34. >damn, guess you wore no underwear today, but that is ok, Jesus went commando too
  35. >”WHY WON’T YOU LET ME SAVE YOUUUUU!”
  36. >you howl in rage as you start to slap every mothpony you come across, filly, mare, colt, nothing matters in the eyes of the lord. All is equal
  37. >”Jesus died for our sins and what do you jews do? You stab his body and then rape the wounds!”
  38. “You again! Stop in the name of the law!”
  39. >oh no, the devils henchemoths are here now, the guards are coming for you
  40. >but now you are prepared
  41. >you scoop up some ground
  42. >the earth is with you
  43.  
  44. >as the guards close in for the attack you throw some ground into their eyes, blinding them
  45. >they drop their spears and fly directly into a burning house, their dying screams now striking fear into the heart of every mothpony
  46. >”JESUS WILL SAVE YOUR SOULS! ACCEPT THE PURGE OF FIRE MY PAGAN FRIENDS!”
  47. >the whole town and the surrounding forest is now in chaos as it burns, bodies and hurt mothponies here and there
  48. >it’s total hell now
  49. >suddenly you spot more guards flying towards you, spears battle ready
  50. >you pick up a spear off the ground and get into battle stance
  51. >”TAKE YOUR LANCES OF LOGINUS AWAY FROM ME JEW DEMONS!”
  52. >too bad you do not know how to fight
  53. >you are stabbed over and over again by the pointy spears, which hurts a lot
  54. >”GRAAAH!!”
  55. >the guards now pull back as you bleed and try to remain standing
  56. >you are dying, but you do not feel sad
  57. >your religion will save you
  58. >you stand proud and position the lance between your legs and point it upwards
  59. >”I WILL ERECT FROM THE DEAD AFTER THREE DAYS! MARK MY WORDS PONYKIND!”
  60. >your rant is interrupted by a spear flying trough your head, ending it all
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