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- >You wake up with a jolt
- >confused, you take a look around at your surroundings
- >you seem to be in a jail cell
- >oh right, that thing... welp, you sure screwed up
- >before you have the chance to think more a guard comes and unlocks the door
- “Get out kid, you’ve been bailed”
- >Behind the guard you see Dusty and Speck looking at you in disappointment
- >you get up and follow them as you three start to make your way towards the mansion
- >”Ummm... I can explain myself...”
- >Dusty nor Speck pays any attention to you and they just keep fluttering before you
- >you avert your eyes to the ground and shut up.
- >after a while the three of you arrive to the mansion and both of the moth ponies go to do their own things without saying anything to you
- >you feel pretty bad, not to mention hungry, tired and smelly
- >Oh no you feel it again
- >you need to become as fire
- >you rush after the two mothponies and scoop both of them into your arms
- “Hey what gives?”
- “Anonymous let go of me!”
- >but you pay no heed to their pagan words as you kick open the door to your room and then to your balcony
- >”Fly now my pretty birds, be free”
- >you throw the ponies off, only to get them stare at you angrily as they flutter still in the air
- >but that is not important, the trash has been thrown out of the house
- >you run back in and then out of the house towards the village
- >you are on a higher mission now
- >you sneakily round up near the mothpony liquor store without being seen and then you sneak in
- “Wait aren’t you t-“
- >you punch the store owner into silence, his mind has now been freed
- >you gather all the booze you can and then you run out of the store and start throwing bottles everywhere
- >the mothponies start to scream and run away as they see you going apeshit again but you do not mind
- >instead you dig out a lighter from your pocket and start to set things on fire
- >the village center is now filled with panic and screams
- >you notice that your pants are on fire now so you rip them off, exposing your flapper to the wind
- >damn, guess you wore no underwear today, but that is ok, Jesus went commando too
- >”WHY WON’T YOU LET ME SAVE YOUUUUU!”
- >you howl in rage as you start to slap every mothpony you come across, filly, mare, colt, nothing matters in the eyes of the lord. All is equal
- >”Jesus died for our sins and what do you jews do? You stab his body and then rape the wounds!”
- “You again! Stop in the name of the law!”
- >oh no, the devils henchemoths are here now, the guards are coming for you
- >but now you are prepared
- >you scoop up some ground
- >the earth is with you
- >as the guards close in for the attack you throw some ground into their eyes, blinding them
- >they drop their spears and fly directly into a burning house, their dying screams now striking fear into the heart of every mothpony
- >”JESUS WILL SAVE YOUR SOULS! ACCEPT THE PURGE OF FIRE MY PAGAN FRIENDS!”
- >the whole town and the surrounding forest is now in chaos as it burns, bodies and hurt mothponies here and there
- >it’s total hell now
- >suddenly you spot more guards flying towards you, spears battle ready
- >you pick up a spear off the ground and get into battle stance
- >”TAKE YOUR LANCES OF LOGINUS AWAY FROM ME JEW DEMONS!”
- >too bad you do not know how to fight
- >you are stabbed over and over again by the pointy spears, which hurts a lot
- >”GRAAAH!!”
- >the guards now pull back as you bleed and try to remain standing
- >you are dying, but you do not feel sad
- >your religion will save you
- >you stand proud and position the lance between your legs and point it upwards
- >”I WILL ERECT FROM THE DEAD AFTER THREE DAYS! MARK MY WORDS PONYKIND!”
- >your rant is interrupted by a spear flying trough your head, ending it all
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