J.Jonah Sheet

John Jonah Jameson

Skills:
>Boxing, Stage One:  You took up boxing as a way to vent your rage and potentially fight back against your father, and fell in love with the simplistic, no frills fighting style.  You're not going to be knocking out the heavyweight champion anytime soon, but you know how to throw a good punch.  Sometimes, that's all that matters.
>Investigative Journalism:  The city is teeming with crime, rogue elements, supervillains and freaks running amok, menaces one and all.  You want to show the world the truth, to dig deep and muckrake.  You're becoming damn good at it, too.
>Tinkering (Chemistry), Stage One: The need to be able to create web fluid neccistated you brute-forcing more than a little knowledge into your head. Thankfully, you don't need to sleep quite as much as you used to. You've got a pretty good handle on how to create basic webbing, and with enough time and energy you could probably learn how to create more exotic creations.

Powers:
>Wall-crawling:  As long as you're wearing clothing sheer enough to support it, you've found that you can stick to most surfaces reliably.  You haven't exactly had time to test the limits of this power, though, or whether or not it can be grown beyond it.
>Super-Human Strength, Stage One:  Almost overnight, your physical capabilities have improved, at least from what you've observed.  You're hitting harder than the average joe, and the limits of what you can pick up have vastly increased.  Time will tell whether or not you can continue to push this ability beyond it's current level.
>Spider-Sense:  When there's danger coming your way, it's almost as if your body has an instinctual knowledge of it, and how to dodge out of the path.  So far, it's proven useful.
>Super-Human Agility, Stage One:  You've got the balance and equilibrium of an Olympic gymnast now, and your fine motor controls is bordering somewhere between the height of Human ability, and somewhere a bit beyond it.  At the very least, you'll never trip again in your life.
>Adaptive Camouflage, Stage One:  You're not entirely sure how it works, especially considering it works even when you're wearing clothing, but you've gained the ability to refract light around your body, becoming functionally invisible for as long as you can maintain the concentration.  You still show up on thermal sensors, though, as well as being audible.

Allies:
>Harry Osborn, Loyal:  One of your best friends since elementary school, a chronic troublemaker, and probably one of the most laid-back guys you know.  Most of the time.  Son of Norman Osborn, and heir to the Oscorp legacy.  He agreed to join your crime-fighting and journalistic crusade, but you're pretty sure he's in it for the crime fighting.
>Bruce Banner, Loyal:  Meek in build, strong of mild, and sharp of tongue, Bruce Banner is the third member of your merry trio, and in recent times, also the Hulk.  Currently recovering from the transformation.
>George Stacy, Friendly:  He's met more than his fair share of heroes, living in New York for decades, and he's pretty sure you're one of the good ones.  Met after stopping the Looter's and Kangaroo's rampage.

Enemies:
The Looter:  Currently incarcerated in the Raft after you stole his Paste-gun and shot him with him.
The Kangaroo:  Incarcerated in regular prison, because...jumping kind of high isn't much of a power?

Inventory:
>Dr. Connor's Research Notes:  You're not an egghead, and it'll take a more concerted effort by someone other than you to really get behind the science involved.  However, the broad strokes are understood through the dense academic language.  Using the basics of the research into Captain America's famous super soldier serum, Connors filled in the gaps with his own ingredients.  Chiefly DNA of the Crocodylus Porosurus, the saltwater crocodile, combined with gamma radiation to induce the explosive muscle growth.  Frankly, you're not very impressed with the results.
>Paste-Gun:  Looted from the Looter in a case of truly poetic irony, it currently holds six shots, and allows you to shoot thick globs of sticky adhesive, not entirely unlike your web-shooter.
>Web-Shooter:  A military grade mobility device designed for urban combat environments, pressing the trigger shoots out thick, tough strings of black webbing able to be used for swinging and stringing enemies.