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  44. Four friends decide to take a dream weekend away from work to a local resort island. It soon turns to terror as the local sharks are turning into zombie sharks which also comes to infect people. They four race to find a cure at a local research station that they find is responsible for the infection spreading, but now it is tragedy that hits the group one by one!
  45. A perfect getaway for four friends turns into survival when they fight an experimental shark.
  46. Misty Talley directs this film written by Greg Mitchell... my initial thoughts are that perhaps they shouldn&#39;t have bothered. <br/><br/>Three &#39;hot&#39; chicks and a boyfriend go to Redplum Island for a weekend getaway. Locals don&#39;t call the island Redplum anymore, they refer to it as Shark Island... what could possibly go wrong you ask? Well, near the island is an apparently closed down research facility... still wondering what could go wrong? Well in those few sentences I&#39;ve just used I&#39;ve created more tension then in the entirety of the film! OK, so the research facility hasn&#39;t closed officially, they&#39;ve been testing regeneration and they&#39;ve been testing on sharks because they have a similar genetic make-up, apparently. The test subject, project &quot;Bruce&quot;, escapes and starts attacking other sharks around Redplum island. Initially the attacked sharks are killed but they soon come back to life for more blood fuelled mayhem. The residents aren&#39;t safe; even if they aren&#39;t gobbled up by the sharks anybody who is bitten by a shark and survives becomes a zombie further endangering the populous of the island. Even with the help from the head of security at the research facility, Max Cage (Jason London), it&#39;s going to be a tough fight for survival. <br/><br/>The CGI is dire and embarrassing at best. How can a film from 2015 look so poor and cheap? I knew this was going to be a poor film before I started watching, it&#39;s a Sy-Fy film so of course it was going to be bad. It&#39;s typical of the poor films they pump out but at least some of those bad films at least have one or two redeeming features, maybe an original story, maybe tongue in cheek humour - this film had nothing redeeming and the film took itself far too seriously which is it&#39;s own downfall. The acting is pathetic and the characters seem to do things which will leave you shouting at the screen in frustration. Jason London is perhaps the most seasoned of the actors in this film and I struggled to believe him. The script is bad, the plot is predictable and the... oh let&#39;s face it, it&#39;s all pretty poor. <br/><br/>In summary, I think somebody at Sy-Fy had some money left over from one of the &quot;Sharknado&quot; films and decided they had better spend it. That person probably had a nagging girlfriend or relative that desperately wanted to be in a movie but had no acting experience. They also had a friend who promised to write a brilliant story. Combine those things and hey presto you have this film; a film that you could only enjoy if you were drinking heavily and not really watching the film at all but it was on in the background. Sorry, 2 out of 10.
  47. For those that like low budget movies this one would be too up market for you.<br/><br/>For those that suffer ultra low budget movies along with a beer and chips this would suit you. I thought it was a comedy but it is shown as a Horror Sci fi.<br/><br/>If you are aware of Sharknado it was a low budget film.<br/><br/>Perhaps the producers had some money (coins only) left over from the making of Sharknado and made the movie &#39;Zombie Shark&#39;.<br/><br/>I have just sat through some of the corniest, dumbest, most idiotic comments, scenes and action sequences associated with a film .....EVER.<br/><br/>I actually missed a bit of the movie. I went away and did the dishes, came back and realised I had missed &#39;bugger all&#39;.<br/><br/>It would be difficult to pick holes in this &#39;comedy, horror&#39; movie as it is just one large hole although the ladies would be attractive to unmarried men I am told.<br/><br/>However, if you have 1 hour and 15 minutes of your life to waste laughing, shaking your head in disbelief while drinking (lots of drinking) I still might not recommend this movie unless you had started drinking beforehand.<br/><br/>To prepare yourself for the &#39;Zombie Shark&#39; experience I suggest you watch &quot;The Blob&#39;, &#39;Them&#39;, perhaps a teen movie and only then subject your last few working brain cells to &#39;Zombie Shark&#39;.<br/><br/>For those that wish to suffer &#39;Zombie Shark&#39; the movie you MUST watch the last 3 minutes.<br/><br/>In fact rent it if only for the last 3 minutes.
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