large male (Pangoro) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 188 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def / 60 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Punch
- Gunk Shot
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off

bellend (Bronzong) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Stealth Rock
- Explosion
- Trick Room

smooth duck (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Download
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Ice Beam
- Discharge
- Recover
- Trick Room

smallest man (Whimsicott) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
- Moonblast
- Encore
- U-turn
- Memento

strange duck (Rampardos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Head Smash
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Swords Dance

dad (Cofagrigus) @ Ghostium Z
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Nasty Plot
- Trick Room