Third anniversary! Heartfelt gratitude 1-6N

Third anniversary! Heartfelt gratitude 1-6N

[Party venue]

Fuu: Ah. Ah. Mic check, mic check. Test, test, one-two. The weather is clear today.

Kar: Why's the club president herself checking the mic so earnestly... She's really enthusiastic about her post.

Tam: Tama hasn't eaten a thing since morning. If we don't start soon, I'm gonna turn into a beast again!

Yuu: I wonder what dresses Akamine-chan's group picked. I'm really excited to see them!

Fuu: Uh, a moment of attention, everyone. I would like to begin the Hero Club's anniversary party now.

Fuu: And now, sudden as it might be, let us welcome today's main members! The Zouzu group!

Suz: Whooo! We've been waiting! Whew whew! Chirp chirp!

Meb: All of the lights went out. A blackout? We need to fix it right-

Aka: Dear Heroes! Attention!

Chi/Yum/Fuu: Eh!?

Tak: Akamine-chan, Ren-chan and Shizuka-san, why are you dressed like that... What about the dresses?

Aka: Sorry, but this is what our formal wear looks like. You can't fight in a dress, after all.

Mit: Fight? But we were about to have a party, did you feel the enemy approaching?

Kir: What are ye even talking about, nitwit? The ones we're gonna fight... are you lot.

Wak/Nat/Meb: Eh!?

Anz: W-What is this about!? Do we need combat exercises today, of all times?

Aka: Exercises? No, no. We're gonna start it now. The actual battle, between you and us.

Aya: Why would you do that!? We're friends, why do we have to fight!?

Ren: Heh. Since when were you under the impression we were friends?

Tou: I-Impression?

Ren: You don't understand why Miroku was summoned to this world? It was to thoroughly eliminate all of you Heroes!

Sek: Say what...? S-So all of that until now... Was just an act to blend in with us!?

Kir: Aah... What a nice face. An indescribable mix of panic, shock and anger. Heh heh. Pfftheh. Uha ha ha.

Ren: How about it, ignorant fools, are you surprised? Kneel before Miroku and beg for mercy! Cry, clamour and neigh!

Gin/Sum/Son: Eeeh?

Kir: What do you mean neigh!? Like a horse!? Neigh! Ahahaha!

Aka: Aah, this isn't working. Shizu-senpai's at her limit. Okay, let's begin!

Aka/Ren/Kir: Just kidding!

Fuu/Wak/Meb: HUUUUUUUUUUH!?

Aka: Ehehe, surprise! Happy 3rd anniversary, no, really!

Tam/Gin/Kar: Eeeeeeh!?

Ren: Heh. Did you really think that I, Miroku, would betray you? What sweet naivete. Sweeter than candy marinated in honey.

Yum: A... A prank!? Oho...Ohohohoho! N-Naturally, I had noticed from the very beginning!

SON: Itssun, hang in there, Ittsun!

Its: I-I got so shocked, my legs gave out... This was several times more impactful than Darkness Sonoko...

SHI: W-What the hell are you people doing... That was shocking enough for me to come out, goddamit!

Kir: Ahahaha! Great! Success! Ahahahaha! The faces! All of yer faces! Aha, ahahahaha!

Aka: Sorry! I just really wanted to give you a big ta-dah moment. Bet you were surprised, right?

Yuu: Nope, not at all! I trust you, Akamine-chan. You look so pretty in that dress!

Aka: Ehehe, sorry! But that's a shame. Guess I wasn't able to fool you, Yuuki-chan.

Hin: Haah, for crying out loud! But Shizuka-san and Renge-san, you look beautiful too. Enough to stop me from lecturing you.

Wak: Now you've done it... Not sure if I should praise you or... Haah. That sent a chill down my spine.

Uta: What an unbelievably impactful performance! Let's have a drink to their trickery!

Kar/Tou/SON: To the Zouzu group, cheers!

Ren/Kir: To the Hero Club, cheers!

Yuu/Tak/Aka: Happy third anniversary!

Fuu: Nyowah! What about my speech!? The speech that I spent all night writing!?