Toadette's Rhyming Plight

Toadette was in her room, just looking out the window. Nothing seemed interesting, not even playing the Nintendo.

"Sigh," Toadette groaned as she placed her hands on her face. "I wish everything wasn't going at a slow pace."

Suddenly, Toadette's stomach growled, and it gave her an idea. She dashed out of her room, and to the kitchen, with a cheer.

"I know what'll make me feel great!" Toadette exclaimed as she opened the fridge, "Some vanilla cake, on a shiny plate!"

But as Toadette sat down, she broke the wooden chair. She looked up at the cake, with a rather odd stare.

"Oh poop!" Toadette pouted, folding her arms, "My big fat butt crushed the chair like Lucky Charms!"

Toadette got up and grabbed the cake, turning around to see the mess she would make. The whole house shook, and Toadette shrugged, eating up the cake as pieces fell on the rug.

"This cake is rather yummy," Toadette admitted as she rubbed her growling stomach, "But I prefer if it would digest in my tummy."

Toadette then headed back upstairs, to take a nap, wondering as she went back to her room, "Who the hell writes this crap?"

Toadette was flying around the Rock Rock Mountain, watching the various racers race as she was on the lookout for a water fountain.

"I'm getting pretty thirsty from flying so high," Toadette commented as she glanced up, moving her hands about. "Especially with how blue colored this is, this sky!"

Suddenly, thunder boomed and lightning zapped, the incoming thunderstorm waking even snoozing Wigglers that napped. Toadette screamed as she tried to fly away, but was knocked down all the way from the mountain to the bay.

"Deuueaugh! Ech! My leg! D'oh!" Toadette screamed as she emerged out of the water, "That was stupid enough to shake up this story's status quo!"

Toadette's stomach rumbled, making her blush, with a whirlpool in the bay sucking up everything in such a rush. Toadette screamed as she tried to fly out of the sea, but the whirlpool was in much of a huge disagree. Being sucked into the whirlpool, Toadette's screams gurgled, as she was made a fool.