Maple Son-Mahogany's Revenge

At Dream Land, a man goes with his lover to a new haunted house just recently set up. It's a haunted elevator ride, called the TOWER of TERROR: 16 Flights of Frights. It was a popular repeat attraction, for attendees only got to see a few of the floors, which were always random.

The Guy sighs as he looks up at the Dream Land rides. "This takes me back."

"To when you were a kid?" his date asks with a smile.

"Not quite, used to work here actually."

"Oh? Did you work games?"

"Do I look like a conman to you? No, I worked- eh, I'll talk about it later."

A blonde haired boy in a red uniform greets them, "Welcome, to the Tower of TERROR! I will be your Hell-evator operator."

The date coos at the boy, "Well aren't you cute! Don't you just make the handsomest elevator operator in that uniform?"

The boy regards her with thinly-veiled disgust, and relays the rest of the script, "Please have a seat, and hold onto your butts, lest our scares jump you right out of them! Mwahahaha!"

The couple takes their seats, and the boy pulls a lever. The haunted elevator goes up to floor 12.

The doors open, revealing a black-haired chinese woman in a bridal gown, and a noose around her neck! "My new husband got cold feet, and so I hung myself, in the Honeymoon... SUIIIIITE!"
A banshee's wail sounds out from the woman, sending goosebumps up the couple's necks! The Guy and the Date grin in excitement. This looked to be scary, and fun!

As the doors close, the operator and bride blow kisses at each other. Must have been his mom.

"Weddings aren't too scary, eh, eh?" the operator jokes as he nudges the Guy, his Date nodding along.

"Floor Zero!" The operator announces, the elevator going down to the basement level. "A quick tour of our kitchen... Hell's Kitchen! Eehehehe!"

A scarred man in a waiter's outfit holds up a covered platter. "Tonight's Special is..." he unveils the platter, "YOUR HEAD!"

On the platter is a perfect replica of the Date's head! It even screams at her!

"AAAAAAAAHH!"

""AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" the couple scream.

As the doors close, a high-pitched voice can be heard saying, "We did it, Yamcha!"

"Sshh, but yeah we did! High five!"

The operator laughs at the frightened guests, "ahahaha, those looks of fright, eet's pahfekto!"

The Date squirms in excitement, "Wow, I wasn't expecting my face! Reminds me of those Imposition Missable movies!"

The Guy chuckles, "The movies with that short guy? Seems like he'd have little trouble slipping under a laser grid."

The operator glares at the Guy, but says, "Now, onto Floor Seven, let's pray your luck doesn't run out!"

The elevator doors open, and a Redheaded girl in a suit with pumpkins on it stands in between two skeletons. Or, more accurately, a purple-horned guy with skeleton face paint and a costume, and a blue guy with the same. A bit overdesigned for skeletons.

"HOW'S IT HANGIN'?" the girl shouts. "I'M MAPLE MAHOGANY, AND I'M GONNA SCARE THE HFIL, OUTTA YOU."

Music plays as the skeletons begin a series of poses at the couple.

The music stops, as does the posing. "ANY QUESTIONS?" the girl smugly asks.

The doors close.

The couple sits there, confused.

The operator taunts, "So scared you can't even speak?"

The Guy shakes his head, "Um, just trying to figure out what that was. Who's Maple Mahogany?"

"Yeah, do we need to know who Maple Mahogany is to find that scary? And why'd she say HFIL, what is that?" the Date pitches in.

"Hmph, you don't know the world-famous Maple Mahogany? Well fear DO, she knows you."

"What?"

"Floor 14!"

A red-skinned woman (or was it a man?) with a black wig and white dress creeps towards the couple, growling "I'm gonna pet you, and by pet I don't mean 'pat on the head!' RAAAGH"

"See, I get why that's scary, bloodied-up girl from The Eye," the Date affirms.

"But why is Maple Mahogany on the ride? What is she from?" the Guy asks.

"You don't watch sports, do you?" the operator sighs.

"Hey kid, I watch the best sport known to man and furry: Battleball."

"Well, let's hope you have a ball with this next battle... against your FEARRR! Floor Fifteen!"

The doors open, "I'M MAPLE MAHOGANY!"

"I know!" the Guy shouts, "but who are you?"

"I'M MAPLE MAHOGANY, GUY!"

The Date asks, "Yes, and Maple Mahogany is...?"

"HER OWN THANG."

"And the skeletons are...?" the Guy gestures to the fuckhuge redheaded skeleton and the four-eyed green midget skeleton.

""PART OF IT!""

"But why are you on this ride?" the Date asks.

"TO DO THIS!" she points to the big skeleton, making him dance with surprising grace. She jumps up and spanks him, stopping him and signaling the other to dance, and when his dance completes she spanks him lowly. Both skeletons dance, and with a final spank (producing a high-pitched moan from the skeletons), the music and dancing stops.

"WHAT'S MY NAME?" the girl asks.

The skeletons reply in unison, ""MAPLE SON-MAHOGANY!""

"ANY QUESTIONS?" she asks as the doors close.

The Guy places his hands on his temples, and shouts "Yes!! Several! She has a hyphenated surname now!? What the HFIL, er, Hell is Maple Mahogany!?"

"Honey, don't let Maple Mahogany ruin this," the Date says comfortingly.

The operator scoffs, "You mean Maple SON-Mahogany! Floor number 6!"

The doors open, revealing a chainsaw-wielding blonde woman with a loose straight jacket and a deranged look in her eye!

The woman revs her chainsaw and roars, "I'M CUH-RAY-ZEE!"

A flash of lightning paints everything white, and the woman's hair is blue now!

"FOR..." the chainsaw woman smiles, "MAPLE MAHOGANY!"

She starts dancing to the music playing as Maple Mahogany dances by with a red-haired woman skeleton and a spiky-haired skeleton with a monkey tail acting as backup dancers.

The Date tugs on the operator's sleeve, "How much Maple Mahogany is in this?"

The operator scratches his head, and mutters, "...thirteen out of sixteen floors."

"Why did you go all in on Maple Mahogany???" the Guy asks.

"Why didn't you let Maple Mahogany in?" the boy asks. "Floor 16."

"Why do you keep saying I should know who Maple Mahogany is, when did we ever-" the Guy rants, before looking past the elevator doors.

Against the wall is a height measurement chart, with bloody graffiti on it saying "You must be this Tall to DIE!"

Memories of a summer from decades ago come to mind, of a short redhead girl who begged and begged to be allowed in the cool rides.

"Ohhh," the Guy says. Well, that explained one thing, but the rest was still-

Maple pops her head up from behind the couple's seat, "ANY QUESTIONS?"

Acer takes a pic of their dumb screaming faces. All in all, it was the best birthday present Maple Son-Mahogany ever received.