We Are On The Run

[Intro]
Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real speedrunner?"
Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."
Robbie: "Have you ever had a PB, like, uh, like a real god run?"
Bobbie: "Nah."
Robbie: "Have you ever tried LiveSplit?"
Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."
Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be speedrunners!

[Hook]
Hey!
We are on the run
Hey!
We are on the run
[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in glitchery
The glitch-hunters have found some trickery
If you wanna be a runner on the run
You've got to learn the speedy tricks and have some fun
Just follow my moves, and zip about
Be careful not to fall and void out
(Shh)
(No, that's the wrong movement!)

[Hook]
We are on the run
Hey!
We are on the run
We are on the run

[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this split, that I just golded
This PB's free, give me some FrankerZ
Z!
(No, I got RNG'd!)
(Ugh, let's grind it again.)
Now watch me play, and shave some seconds
If I execute I'll get world record!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! That was not my fault!)

[Outro]
Oh-My-Diddly-D-D-Dog-Dog, D-D-D-Dog-Dog-Dog-Dog
We are on the run
Hey!
Oh-My-Diddly-D-D-Dog-Dog, D-D-D-Dog-Dog-Dog-Dog
We are on the run
Oh-My-Diddly-D-D-Dog-Dog, D-D-D-Dog-Dog-Dog-Dog
We are on the run
Hey!
Oh-My-Diddly-D-D-Dog-Dog, D-D-D-Dog-Dog-Dog-Dog
We are on the run
Hey!
Hey!

by cleverpidgeon, edited from LazyTown's We Are Number One
Credit and thanks to Protomagicalgirl for the line "Here's a little lesson in glitchery"