Ideally someone out of the ordinary, looks are important but so is intelligence. A non-octopus/non-robot status is also highly regarded.

Also I'm 6'6" so someone anywhere near my height would be nice as well, albeit unlikely. I'm not really expecting anything from this site, but so far I get to chat to randoms and that works for me.

Things I am looking for in a potential partner:

- Not having a penis. Apparently this needs some clarification. Not into dudes.
- Alive
- Not a homicidal axe wielding maniac.
- An acceptable level of crazy.
- Ostensibly symmetrical
- Must like maps. This is really important. If you just don't love staring at google maps for no reason, zooming in and out, then you just truly have not lived.

- Must accept a reasonable level of crazy.
- Alcoholism is highly regarded.
- Not an octopus. Or multiple octopuses for that matter.
- Not a robot. Future or otherwise.
- Isn't one of those people who add you and delete you for no reason.
- I consider any woman who hasn't stalked me for at least a week before becoming my partner has not put in enough effort.

- Must enjoy lawns.
- Must be a carbon based life-form.
- Must have at least wondered what a woolly mammoth would have tasted like at least once.
- Has an in depth understanding of Keynesian economics and is able to demonstrate this using models and critically evaluate Keynesian polices in the past decade.

- Must, absolutely must, love additional Pylons.
- Know what a moonth is.
- Possess a doctorate in Cosmology, a degree in Engineering or be an Arts undergraduate.

- Have killed an octopus with her bare hands.
- Does not mind me smelling like an ashtray.
- Possess an alarm clock. Alarms on your phone do not count. You need an actual alarm clock. Digital is preferred.

- Have tied someone to rail-road tracks before.
- Be into Impressionism or Post-Impressionism.
- Not be a fashion victim.
- Have once killed a man, just to watch him die.
- have at one point or another, wanted to have Clint Eastwood's babies.
- Has or currently lives off the mushrooms in her hair.
- Sense of humour is a bonus.

This list is by no means exhaustive