on *:TEXT:Hal Command*:#:{ if ($nick = NickelbackFan37) {
    if ($3 = 1) { msg $chan You and me sittin in a tree... F-U-C-K-I-N-G! }
    if ($3 = 2) { msg $chan God Almighty, look at that body... }
    if ($3 = 3) { msg $chan No one can divide us when the light is nearly gone. }
  }
  else msg $chan Access restricted.
}