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- >As you stood there in the doorway
- >Undressing you with her eyes
- >You stood there... looking at such beauty
- >You think to yourself
- *My... what a magnificent creature God has send upon me...*
- >Those eyes of a Goddess
- >That silky smooth hair
- >And that fine fabric she is wearing and behind it... the soft smoothness treasure gift awaiting for you to unveil
- >The beauty walks to you
- >You lean close to hear
- >She whispers into your ear
- "Yes... My love?~"
- >"Wot are you waitn for ya stupid soft twat? Git yer kex off"
- "My pleasure m'lady..."
- >Just as you are about to make your move...
- >A loud noise blasts through the walls
- >WUB WUB WUUUUB WUB WUB
- >Vinyl fucking Scratch and her shitty ass music interrupts
- >Angered, your beautiful mating partner marches into the other room
- >Her voice can be hear through the music
- >"OI VOINAL OI!"
- >The music suddenly gets cut off
- >"Oh sup Tavi?"
- >"DON'T SOP ME YOU STUPID RUNT, I WAS ABOUT TO GET ME BUM DONE"
- >"Well what's stopping you?"
- >"YOU ARE WITH DAT FOKIN FING YOU CALL MUSIC"
- >This fighting is amusing you
- >Soon you are interrupted by an alert from your watch
- >It's from the Tachikoma
- >"Look out! Flash sent his mafia to assault the apartment you're in!"
- "What?! Of all the time to do tha- UGH..."
- >The two girls fighting overheard your grunt and rushed over
- >"Wots wrong mate?"
- >Steps from below grow louder
- "You two, into the bathroom.. now!"
- >"What are you talking about dude?"
- >Bullets fly through the walls and the girls rushes into the bathroom
- "Tachikoma, now!"
- >The spider-like tank tosses a LMG through the window
- >Locked and loaded, you rush to the stairs and rain lead
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l13RCQNUyI4#t=1m1s
- >Bodies drop one by one
- "Fear the pink mist!"
- >You feel like Rambo but in a cyborg body
- >The remaining crew flee off but not until you pop their tires and enjoy their struggle to control their vehicle
- >"Major! You're alright" your personal Tachikoma rolls by flailing her Gatling guns of a arms worried
- "Yeah no shit, but what was that all about anyway?"
- >"Well... remember when you told me "no detours"...."
- "Yes...?"
- >"...I kinda stumble upon Flash with some mysterious man in a coat... and they KINDA saw me"
- "...... Ya'know... I'm not even surprised you disobeyed my orders anymore"
- >"I'm sorry Major!" the tank lowers it's head in shame
- "Sigh nevermind that, you're lucky I made you my personal Tachikoma, otherwise you'd be dismembered by now and replaced"
- >The Tachikoma sighs in relief
- "So... man in a coat... I hope it's not another of those "Stand Alone Complex" Kusanagi calls it..."
- >Tachikoma scratches her head in confusion
- >"What's a "Stand Alone Complex"?"
- "Too much to explain... hell even I don't understand it but it was quite the event for Section 9, before Kusanagi recruited me."
- >"Huh... speaking of the original Major... where is she?"
- "Probably having lesbo cybersex... that woman loves to chill nowadays since I am filling in because of our similar ranks... what a pain.."
- "Anyway you oughta report back, the old man will need to know this"
- >"What will you do Major?"
- "Unfinished personal stuff..."
- >"Ohhh you ARE taking after the real Major"
- >You can just picture a shit-eating grin on that sphere head on that tank
- "Oh fuck you... that's not what I'm doing..."
- >You hated when you get compared to the original Major
- >The two girls poke their heads out
- >"Oi Anon, are you olri- Oi! THA BLOODY ELL IS DIS
- "Whoa dude what happened he- OH WHAT IS THAT?"
- >Both completely shocked at the sight of your spider-like tank
- "Really... dead bodies, bullet-holes and of all the things you're shocked is my Tachikoma?"
- >The tachikoma scans the two half naked women from head to toe and turns to you
- "...Don't give me that look..."
- >She makes an annoying chuckle proving point
- >"Well you just go!" You stomp on one foot angered and slightly humiliated
- >"Heheheh, sure thing Major! Take your time" She says as she rolls away
- >"What was that?" the DJ girls asks
- "Nevermind it... I need to hit the bong, we'll bang okay?"
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