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- >plunk down some cash to crack the zip file open with a brute forcer
- >open file
- >opens and crashes
- typical
- >turn off computer
- >sleep
- >wake up
- >computer is on?
- >move the mouse
- >computer starts up?
- >os loading screen replaced with the sburb spirograph
- oh that's cool
- >log in as usual
- >installed pesterchum
- okay this is getting weird
- ...
- >think it's just a thing that changes the skin of my computer
- >scan computer, and check email before class
- >about to leave
- >computer makes a sound
- >ignore it
- >door is jammed
- what
- ...
- >go back to computer to email prof. to tell her i'm going to be late
- >Pesterchum window open
- >-- twinArmageddons [TA] began pestering namelessIdiot [NI] at 09:43 --
- >twinArmageddons [TA] sent namelessIdiot [NI] file "server.exe"
- >twinArmageddons [TA] sent namelessIdiot [NI] file "client.exe"
- >be 2eeing you.
- >-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering namelessIdiot [NI] at 9:44 --
- w h a t
- >ignore files, send email, call handyman to get me out
- >get answering machine
- FUCK
- >remember that there are supposed to be meteors and shit when people are playing
- >check news
- >no meteor shit
- >apparently i'm the first person to have done this, what the hell fandom get your shit together
- ...
- >realize that i have the power to end the world on my computer
- >weigh options
- >1. send to trusted friends, co-ordinate to win the game
- >what if they start it up early, what if they send it to others, bad idea
- >2. start it up by myself
- >unknown if the game is winnable in that state, bad idea
- >3. don't do anything
- >what if someone else cracks it and starts the game, bad idea
- F U C K
- >wait why am i assuming that this is real
- >decide to do nothing until someone else starts the game
- >set up news alerts for meteors, tracking sburb tag on tumblr, monitoring forums, hsg, DA for any sign of activity
- ...
- >1 day later
- >don't want to leave house, have to be ready for meteors, call in sick to classes, work
- >1 week later
- >running low on food, consider just giving it another day before sending the files out
- >three weeks later
- >taken to eating shower gel and tapwater, would send files, but friends have all abandoned me due to false accusations of being "completely coo-coo for coco puffs"
- >1 week later
- >can't leave house, all my emergency money is going to keeping the internet connection up
- >click click
- >click click
- FIN
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