10 Snackers Chapter 2

Drastic kicks down a door, still unable to find anyone since they all went missing. He’s in the bathroom, and before taking a dump, he decides to check the shower curtain. He opens the shower curtain, and looks down to see Rezi, laying down.

“Rezi?”

“Oh shit, Drastic. That was quick for someone to find me.”

“What the hell are you doing laying down in one of our many showers?”

“Hiding like a bitch. Camping is a legitimate strategy, and I fully plan on using it, but if you’re the killer and you wanna stab me just do it. If not, just let me lay here and I’ll hope no one else find me, might move, but not for now.”

Drastic shakes his head disapprovingly, and leaves the room to find another bathroom downstairs.

Riften is alone in one section of the Snack House’s basement, rummaging through a closet. He finds an unknown object, and looks at it wide eyed with a gleaming smile.

Voicesnacks and Jenny are walking around the Snack House lightly conversing as to not be heard, when they open the door to a room and see Zoop sitting on the ground and very creepily petting a cat with a long metal pole.

He says, “Hey guys! It’s my pocket puss! I named him Snek boi, do you want to meet him?!”

Jenny looks back at Voicesnacks and they both shake their heads, “Yeah, sorry Zoop, but we are going to say nill to this’un”

Voicesnacks responds, “Yes, besides Zoop. We still haven’t forgiven you for that time that you spoiled Red Dead Redemption 3 for all of us. So we’re just gonna leave you and your gratrunka alone for now.”

Elkaii is sitting alone in a room crying “The lööps bröther, the lööps” when Matthew walks into the room with a double-barreled shotgun, and says “MA FATHA WUZ KILLED BY A LÖÖP HOW DARE YA IMPEDE ON HIS ONOR YOU HEATHENENENENENENEENENNEN”

Elkaii responds, “Finland” and vanishes. So Matthew drops the shotgun and Jims the camera.

There is a room where the Snackers assemble to play games together for their videos when they aren’t streaming. A knife appears out from under a chair, being held by none other than the Boy From Space himself. Boy begins zooming around the room making airplane noises.

“I can’t believe i have this room all to myself! I just need to stab anyone that tries to enter in case they try to kill me” Boy hears a knocking on the door. “RAUGHHAUVGHHG” He screams as he throws his knife at the door. When no one enters, Boy goes to the door, opens it and looks on the other side. When no one is there, he takes every chair in the room and stacks them into a pile by the door as a barricade. The chairs all fall on boy and we hear a scream.

Down the hall, Drastic is yelling at Zoop to stop dancing in the middle of the hallway, when Zoop looks at him, “I have to dance, you know what song is coming on next, right?”. Drastic pulls out his phone, turns on data and sees that there is a thunderstorm passing over them right now. A certain song comes on, and Zoop starts doing the electric slide. “IT’S ELECTRIC. YOU CAN’T SEE IT, IT’S ELECTRIC! YOU GOTTA FEEL IT, IT’S ELECTRIC! OOH IT’S SHAKIN’, IT’S ELECTRIC!” Drastic gives Zoop a very strange look, when suddenly his hair starts standing up. He runs into the room next door, and suddenly, lightning strikes. The lightning is attracted to Zoop’s metal pole, and kills him almost immediately. However, he gets in one last sentence. “It’s electric.”

Jenny and Voicesnacks are sitting in one of the Snack House’s living rooms, while thye get a call from Drastic. They answer.

“HOLY SHIT ZOOP IS DEAD, WE’RE DOWN TO 8, I WANTED TO BE THE HERO OF THE STORY BUT IT’S SCARY I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!”

Voicesnacks speaks, “Okay, that’s a shame, but you have to be strong, Drastic. Drastic?”

The phone hangs up. Drastic looks down the hallway, and sees a man in a ferret suit. Drastic looks in fear, before finally his mouth opens. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” And he runs away down the narrow corridors of the snack house.

Rezi is still laying down in a shower as he has been this entire time this time having added a pillow to his tub, unphased by all the screaming and terror that he hears. The door to the room opens, it’s Matthew with his shotgun. Matthew opens the bathtub curtains and looks at Rezi.

“WHAT’RE YOU DOING IN HERE, ZOOP IS DEAD AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING IN A SHOWER, STOP CAMPING YOU LOSE.”

Rezi looks confused as fuck, and just stares at Matthew. “I’m just trying to… not die. Because if history tells us anything then there will only be one survivor and one killer. I wanna be the survivor, are you the killer?

“OF COURSE NOT WHAT AM I A SHOTGUN WIELDING MANIAC FROM NANTUCKET?!”

“Yeah, you kind of are”

“THATS A GOOD POINT, BUT I’M JUST GOING TO GRAB MY TOWEL AND GO SWIMMING LIKE I PLANNED AND STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU IN A SEXY WAY…”

Rezi stares at Matthew.

“I MEAN IN A HORROR WAY”.

Rezi shrugs and puts his earbuds in.

Drastic is still being chased around the house by the ferret costume. He is crying and thinking to himself. “I should go find the door and just get out of here and go home.” A light bulb appears above his head, but then the ferret costume shoots an arrow and it hits and destroys the light bulb. Drastic begins running in a very methodical pattern, and he eventually lands in the backyard of the Snacks house. He does an impressive move and jumps over the pool’s entire length. He looks behind him to check that the Ferret costume isn’t watching him, and then he grabs onto the fence. However, it crumbles underneath him. He gets up, a little winded, and the Ferret costume is standing on the other side of the fence, holding a slingshot. Drastic grabs a sword out of his jacket and prepares to fight. “This is the battle I’ve been prepping for my entire life, better not back down now.” He deflects many of the rocks shot at him, and charges at the ferret person. Drastic is able to stab the Ferret costume once, before getting kicked in the crotch and he starts stumbling backwards. He is then shot in the head with a rock by the slingshot, and stumbles backwards into the pool and gets knocked out.

30 minutes later, Riften and Matthew walk outside to the pool. Shocked by bloody pool, they run up to the pool and see Drastic’s body floating there.

“Yeah he’s dead” Says Riften.

Well, Shit.” Responds Matthew

Fin