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lava girl

fire219 Jul 7th, 2015 (edited) 238 Never
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  1. ===LAVA GIRL===
  2. A parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
  3. Created by the idiots at RageLogin!
  4.  
  5. F: Hey Lava!
  6. L: Hey Fire!
  7. F: Do you wanna go for a ride?
  8. L: Sure Fire!
  9. F: Jump in…
  10.  
  11. Lava:
  12. -I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
  13. -My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic
  14. -You can play with my bow, unmask me anywhere
  15. -Got a confession, I love fan fiction
  16. F: Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  17.  
  18. (In background, lava saying “WHAAT?”)
  19.  
  20. Lava:
  21. -I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
  22. -My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic
  23. -You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
  24. -Get a profession, not an obsession
  25.  
  26. -I'm a brunette girl, in a way fucked up world
  27. -Don’t feel me up, make it right, please no molly
  28.  
  29. F: We’ll have a ball, not your call, feel the bulge in deep,
  30. F: Lick it up, suck it down, make me crazy...
  31. L: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I’ll stay away"
  32.  
  33. L: (uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  34.  
  35. Lava:
  36. -I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
  37. -My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic.
  38. -You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
  39. -Get a profession, not an obsession
  40.  
  41. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  42. L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
  43. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  44. L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  45. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  46. L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
  47. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  48. L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  49.  
  50. L:Don’t make me walk, don’t make me talk, stay away please
  51. L:I can get you away, call the po-lice
  52. F:Come on in, sexy friend, let me hit it again,
  53. F:Hit the crown, pull around, let's get grunty
  54. L:You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I’ll stay away"
  55.  
  56. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  57. L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
  58. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  59. L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  60. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  61. L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
  62. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  63. L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  64.  
  65. Lava:
  66. -I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
  67. -My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic.
  68. -You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
  69. -Get a profession, not an obsession
  70.  
  71. Lava:
  72. -I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
  73. -My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic.
  74. -You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
  75. -Get a profession, not an obsession
  76.  
  77. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  78. L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
  79. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  80. L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  81. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  82. L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
  83. F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
  84. L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
  85.  
  86. (stop music with classic “record rip” sound)
  87.  
  88. L:Oh fuck this, I’m out.
  89. F:But Lava, we're just getting started!
  90. L:Get away!
  91. (phone number-tone sounds)
  92. (some seconds of silence, police siren fades in)
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