lava girl

===LAVA GIRL===
A parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
Created by the idiots at RageLogin!

F: Hey Lava!
L: Hey Fire!
F: Do you wanna go for a ride?
L: Sure Fire!
F: Jump in…

Lava:
-I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
-My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic
-You can play with my bow, unmask me anywhere
-Got a confession, I love fan fiction
F: Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma

(In background, lava saying “WHAAT?”)

Lava:
-I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
-My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic
-You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
-Get a profession, not an obsession

-I'm a brunette girl, in a way fucked up world
-Don’t feel me up, make it right, please no molly

F: We’ll have a ball, not your call, feel the bulge in deep,
F: Lick it up, suck it down, make me crazy...
L: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I’ll stay away"

L: (uu-oooh-nu) [2x]

Lava:
-I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
-My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic.
-You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
-Get a profession, not an obsession

F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]

L:Don’t make me walk, don’t make me talk, stay away please
L:I can get you away, call the po-lice
F:Come on in, sexy friend, let me hit it again,
F:Hit the crown, pull around, let's get grunty
L:You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I’ll stay away"

F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]

Lava:
-I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
-My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic.
-You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
-Get a profession, not an obsession

Lava:
-I’m a Lava Girl, in a Lava wooooooorld
-My boobs are plastic, gloves are elastic.
-You should step away, and act like you’re gaaaaaay
-Get a profession, not an obsession

F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(Ah-ah-ah-no)
F:Come on Lava, we’ll make you momma
L:(uu-oooh-nu) [2x]

(stop music with classic “record rip” sound)

L:Oh fuck this, I’m out.
F:But Lava, we're just getting started!
L:Get away!
(phone number-tone sounds)
(some seconds of silence, police siren fades in)