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- >The news all interviewed us and what had happened, we all told a very… Big lie
- >Basically told them we were just playing in the swamp and then all of the sudden fucking SHREK decided to try and kill all of us
- >After about 30 minutes of this my boss comes out, take in the free publicity and praises me as his best employee! Even though I only worked one 8 hour shift at his fuckin' store
- >Everyone leaves and I turn to Terra and Jamal
- >"Listen, Terra, you probably need to go get your car, so why don't you take my car, drop your friends and Jamal off with the car, it has a spare right? And then your friends can take him home and you can take my car back here, so we can finish our talk after I get off work."
- >"Bullshit man I ain't going with them."
- >"Don't worry, you 3, do as Anon said, take the nigger home, don't hurt him, and then go take my car home. Anon will drive me home.."
- >"Okay boss. We pinky promise we won't hurt the porch monkey."
- >"Stop fucking calling me that yo."
- >I'm ready go into my shift and try to unwind a bit, I say goodbye to Jamal, getting his Dad's Beretta out from under the seat for him
- >"So long my friend."
- >"I'll see you tomorrow dawg."
- >We bro hug cause why not
- >Get into work… What a fucking day holy shit
- >So I get into work and this one girl I met who works the register saw and heard everything, they were playing the highway shootout with THE OGRELORD on the fucking tv
- >Apparently the News got word of Shrek waking up somehow and they got the whole fucking thing on footage, Randy Savage pushing Shrek's shit in included
- >Everyone's calling me a hero and shit for standing up to a goddamn Meme that could have just killed fucking all of us in an instant
- >I feel a little bashful
- >Guess no one gave a fuck about us using illegal guns either cause the cops never gave us shit. Probably because we were with the Hell Hounds and they're basically immune to the law cause everyone hates blacks here.. Ironic n' shit
- >So this girl who works the register, saw me shooting like a bad ass and then decided to dare me to do something else..
- >She's a white neo nazi butch lesbian type, shaved head and all
- >"Hey anon, meet me at break, in the break room."
- >Hours pass and I go meet her because whatever why not, gonna get raped by a Hellhound right after work, I don't give a single fuck at the moment
- >She takes me into the bathroom and then dares me to look into the mirror.. And say Moonman 3 times…
- >Should I really do this after what Jamal told me, and the fucking meme magic I just witnessed and almost died in on the road?
- >I think I'm gonna do it….
- >FOR THE LULZ
- >"Alright.. You're on. But if he shows up you have to work my shift tomorrow and pay me 50 bucks."
- >"Deal, now do it."
- >We shake on it and I step up to the mirror above the sink
- >"Moonman.."
- >Nothing happens….
- >"Moonman…"
- >Nothing yet…
- >"Moonman."
- >Rap beats begin very loudly, base shaking the whole store..
- >"SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGER KILLER, TWIST NIGGER HEADS OFF NIGGERS FUCKING STINK NIGGERS AND GATORS, CHICKEN WING EATING PLAYERS"
- >Moonman had appeared behind me and rapped all of that faster than I could comprehend
- >He starts fucking dancing out into the store rapping about killing black people
- >WELL THEN [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4w9W9zYuU] :^)
- >I heard that song earlier in class, Cynthia was blasting it through her headphones…
- >I finally figured it out.. He must have been given the power to come alive with all that racist Hell Hound Demon energy and meme sorcery..
- >The Chesires and Hell Hounds give him his power..
- >Moonman had gone into a fucking frenzy, dancing like a crazed autist who had just gotten into the cookie jar
- >"Moonman!" I call out
- >"Why yes my Aryan brother from another mother, the fuck is up with you Ogre Slayer?"
- >"Uh.. What's up man?"
- >"Going to go make myself a jew pizza and celebrate in Whitetopia, fucking your mom every night, damn right, if they had right."
- >Wut.
- >"MOONMAN BEEN SMOOTH SINCE DAYS OF KILLING JEWS."
- >He continues to rap and dance with all the white people in the store, drawing swastikas everywhere
- >Oops…
- >"Hey uh, Moonman? Can you do me a favor?"
- >"What is it young blood." He said, in his strange robotic voice
- >"Can you spare my friend? Jamal and his family? If it weren't for them I would have gotten raped really badly by a Hell Hound."
- >"I know who they are, I already spared them once before when Jamal was just a fucking niglet, and his dad was just turning into an old Uncle Tom, the only good kind of Nigger that isn't fucking dead." Said Moonman.
- >"I will spare them don't you worry, but every other curry is gonna get burried."
- >"What's a curry..?"
- >"A fucking Indian street shitter."
- >And with that, he freestyled his way down all the isles in the Walmart, scaring little black kids the entire way
- >"So… That's him then?" I say to the Neo Nazi Lesbian
- >"Yup. A goddamn American Hero, just like our God Emperor, Donald Trump."
- >"Well, here's your money Anon, I'll clock you in tomorrow too, don't worry the Boss won't give a shit. Not after the show you've put on for us all today! MOONMAN AND ALL!" She hands me the 50 bucks, and then goes to dance and freestyle with Moonman
- >Through out my shift shouts of "WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! ALL HAIL MOONMAN AND THE GOD EMPEROR!" could be heard through out the entire store
- >My boss was so pleased with all of this, (guess he's a Nazi too.) decided to give me a raise mo money fo the money god niggas
- >Did I just think like Jamal? Whatever..
- >Shift is over and I go to leave, knowing Terra will be waiting for me
- >I mentally prepare myself for the rape
- >Step outside..
- >"You ready to go Anon?"
- >"Yeah, where do you live?"
- >"In the little down past the school you know the one?"
- >"Yeah I know it, let's get going."
- >She takes my hand and starts to make out with me before we get in the car
- >I don't resist this time, knowing it is futile..
- >Terra pulls me into the back of my car, I'm on top of her making out with her
- >Actually kind of nice
- >"Ready?"
- >"Yeah, go easier this time though."
- >She gets on top of me, unzips my jeans again, takes her tank top, hat, and baggy jeans off
- >She's naked
- >About to fuck in the back of my Ranchero now..
- >Terra pulls out a condom from her wallet in her jean pockets, and rolls it over my cock
- >She inserts my manhood deep inside her
- >"Ohh.."
- >She starts fucking me harder than before making the suspension of my car creak and wobble while she bangs me
- >I start moaning cause can't help it, her pussy is fucking tight
- >She covers my mouth with her paws again, looks me in both eyes and humps me even harder
- >I grab her tits and stare her back in the eyes, showing her how good she's making me feel
- >She grabs my wrists and howls as she's riding my dick like a pro
- >I finally get my hands free from her tits and roll her into the missionary position, and I start pounding her back
- >She uses her paws to hold my ass (how lewd..) while I fuck her like she's my bitch
- >"Harder. Faster! Good boy!" She growls, looking at me with fire in her eyes
- >I'm about to cum so I pull out and stick my dick in her face
- >She rolls the condom off, holds my back with her free paw, and pushes my cock all the way down her throat
- >She starts sucking me off and I can't hold it anymore
- >I cum buckets down her throat and she gulps up every drop..
- >"Ahhh! unhh.." I choke out
- >She sucks my dick very lovingly for a few minutes, fondling my balls as she blows me
- >Guess she's my girlfriend now..
- >After she finishes me off, I roll off her and lay next to her so we can rest for a few minutes
- >"That good huh?" Giggled Terra..
- >"Yeah.. You were amazing."
- >"Thank you Anonnn." She says, again in a cutesy voice as she hugs me tightly
- >We cuddle for a little bit and I check my watch
- >"It's getting kind of late Terra, you want me to drive you home now?"
- >"That would be nice Anon, I'm too lazy to run home."
- >"Alright, let's hop in." I say as I zip up my jeans and Terra gets dressed in her gangbanger get up
- >I get in and turn the key again, Terra gets in and gets the Shotgun out from under my seat
- >"Where should I put this?"
- >"Put it in the glove box, sorry about your Honda.. Tires are expensive and shit."
- >"It's fine, my cousin owns a shop she'll put a new tire on for free."
- >"Well that's good."
- >"Mhm.." Said Terra, leaning on my shoulder while I drive towards town
- >I get to the entrance of town and she gives me more directions
- >"Go all the way down the street passed the Stater Bros, and make a left into that little apartment complex there."
- >I do so, and we reach her apartment at the very end of the driveway leading into the place..
- >With a very large and old looking Hellhound with Grey fur waiting for us…
- >Fuggggg
- >"AND JUST WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY!? I SWEAR TO AMMIT I WAS WORRIED SICK!!"
- >We both step out of the Ranchero and the old Hell Hound quiets down and says to Terra in a hushed tone
- >"Is this the one pumpkin?"
- >"Yes Big Mama, he's the one. <333" Terra quipped, in her girliest voice yet
- >"Hmm, he looks pretty strong for a human, anyways get in side right now, you have school tomorrow and I want to talk with your new Husband in private."
- >"Yes Big Mama, good night Anon!" She said, giving me a very big hug
- >She runs off up the steps
- >"Now then. She told me all about you and the fight you both had, AND I saw that little highway shoot out with that fucking Ogre monster the Government had sealed in the swamp back in 2022.. You have some explaining to do."
- >"Look I didn't intentionally bring your daughter and her friends into danger.. We were just being kids! And then that thing attacked us. I was just reacting to the situation ma'am honest.."
- >"I understand that, and she's my grand daughter.. Not my daughter. I'll cut to the chase, did she claim you or not?"
- >"Yes she did. Twice. Once this morning and again tonight about half an hour ago.."
- >"That's my little Hellraiser! Just like her mama taught her. You can go now kid, but don't be a stranger.. You're welcome around these parts."
- >"Okay miss, sorry for making you worry."
- >"Think nothing of it, good bye."
- >After that she went back up the steps to their little apartment and I got the fuck in my car, then speed-ed off towards my house.
- >Finally make it home and.. Fuck.
- >I saw Agent Smith and 2 other Narks gathered around a black Crown Vic
- >I pull up about 50ft away from them, smash the button that opens the glove box and jerk my Shotgun out from the box
- >I swing the door open and hop out with my glorious Sawn off aimed at Smith
- >All 3 of them had already drawn their matte black Desert Eagles and were aiming right at me
- >"Mr. Anderson.." Said Smith in his faggy monotone voice
- >"What the fuck do you want!? Get off my property!!"
- >"I merely came by to let you know that the God Emperor has gotten heed of your actions on the highway today, and tomorrow he is going to be arriving at your school to host an assembly and celebration in honor of your victory over the Ogrelord."
- >"I and my colleagues here would be very disappointed if you ditched the Assembly like you ditched your Math Class today.."
- >"I'll be there.." I say, as angrily as possible
- >"Very good. Gentlemen it is time we leave Mr. Anderson to his own devices, we have work to do.."
- >They holstered their weapons in their shoulder holsters, got in there Nark car and fucked off
- >I pull my shit into my garage, lock every single door, and window in the whole house, stick my shotty under my pillow and try my hardest to get to sleep
- >What does the God Emperor intend to say..? I thought to myself as I drifted off into sleep
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