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  1.  
  2. Miss Udon contest - 2
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  4. [Hero Club room]
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  6. Fuu: After taking height, weight, proportions, behaviour and intelligence into account, these are the club members that will be participating:
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  8. Fuu: Tougou, Anzu and me. The three of us will be heading to battle!
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  10. Kar: Sounds good to me. If they have an udon eating contest, we're set to win.
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  12. Fuu: I thank you for your guidance and support. Udon unto the people... and peace unto the world!
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  14. Kar: What!? What's with you all of a sudden?
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  16. Fuu: I'm practicing. Even if the question-and-answer session is mean-spirited, I have to be able to respond smartly.
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  18. Tou: Fuu-senpai, wouldn't it be better to replace that last part with "victory to our country!"?
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  20. Anz: Tougou-san, you seem quite eager too...
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  22. Tou: Of course. Being able to direct a speech at all our citizens is an opportunity to spread the teachings of national defence that doesn't come often.
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  24. Its: P-Please don't even try that...
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  26. Tam: Anzu, you've got to have more confidence and push through! And feed Tama udon forever!
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  28. Chi: You sound like a total good-for-nothing...
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  30. Anz: I'd love to try, but I don't have a lot of confidence...
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  32. Tak: You'll be fine! You just need to start practicing. We'll all be cheering too!
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  34. Yuu: Do you all want to try practicing your stage performance? You'll be coming up on stage in order and trying to appeal to the audience!
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  36. Mino Wagin: Alrighty! Miss udon contest! I'm your announcer, Mino Wagiiin!
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  38. Mino Wagin: Entry number one! Fuu the Girl Power Drop! President of the Hero Club who makes even crying children become silent!
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  40. Fuu: The best side dish for udon is definitely more udon! The most I've eaten is 27 bowls in one sitting.
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  42. Mino Wagin: Entry number two! Tougou the National Defence Bullet! The biggest boin-boing of the Hero Club!
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  44. Tou: Udon is a national treasure on the level of national defence ideals! And I will bring both of those to our citizens!
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  46. Mino Wagin: Entry number three! Wuthering Heights Iyojima! The undisputed literary beauty of the Hero Club!
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  48. Anz: P-Please wait!
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  50. Gin: Yes?
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  52. Anz: Why did this turn into a pro-wrestler introduction? And why did you say the name of my move?
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  54. Gin: I thought it'd sound cool, like a ring name. Also, I have no idea what beauty pageants consist of.
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  56. Sek: Usually they have walking, showing off your skills, a question-and-answer session. Oh, and you can't have one without a swimsuit contest either.
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  58. Hin: Swimsuit contest! Wakaba-chan... please participate!
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  60. Wak: W-What!? That's obviously out of the question!
  61.  
  62. Hin: Are you going to give up?
  63.  
  64. Wak: Eh?
  65.  
  66. Hin: Turning your tail from battle without even taking it on... Can you really call yourself a member of the original Heroes like this!?
  67.  
  68. Wak: W-What did you... just say?
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  70. SON: Ah, true. Since you always push udon so much, it's weird that you're not taking part in Miss Udon.
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  72. Uta: That's right. If this was a "Miss Soba" contest, I would've taken up the challenge no matter what.
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  74. Son: My ancestor is such a wimp!
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  76. Wak: Guh... I've had enough... So be it! I, Nogi Wakaba, will challenge the title of Miss Udon!
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