Fallout: PnP Edition: Log 16: 1% Gameplay, 99% Hot Gas

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, August 15, 2013
4:32 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow) has been invited to chat.
4:32 PM - M. Ciaster has been invited to chat.
4:32 PM - M. Ciaster entered chat.
4:32 PM - burgers burgers burgers has been invited to chat.
4:32 PM - burgers burgers burgers entered chat.
4:32 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
4:32 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
4:33 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow) entered chat.
4:33 PM - M. Ciaster: sup you guys
4:33 PM - burgers burgers burgers: sup
4:33 PM - burgers burgers burgers: i got a new headset
4:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: eyo
4:33 PM - burgers burgers burgers: oh and ciaster
4:33 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah
4:33 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and wing
4:33 PM - burgers burgers burgers: add my friend to that cyberpunk dropbox?
4:33 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): yay the gang's all here
4:33 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: the whole gang's here
4:33 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: except Jenson but he's a pleb
4:33 PM - M. Ciaster: he never wrote me 'bout that
4:34 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm on the cyberpunk dropbox
4:34 PM - burgers burgers burgers: yeah, you havent been on for like 3 days
4:34 PM - burgers burgers burgers: i think his emails like
4:34 PM - M. Ciaster: been out of town
4:34 PM - burgers burgers burgers: jaz.grewal@gmail.com
4:34 PM - burgers burgers burgers: maybe without the dot
4:34 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Also ciaster
4:34 PM - M. Ciaster: I'm gonna contact him, double check on the email and then add him
4:34 PM - M. Ciaster: jeez I'm popular today ain't I
4:34 PM - M. Ciaster: what's the matter?
4:34 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): ?
4:34 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: From a scale from 1-10 how bullshit is it that my character has ties to the STALKER universe
4:35 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: because I can change it if you want
4:35 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): In the Fallout or Cyberpunk?
4:35 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Cyberpunk
4:35 PM - M. Ciaster: well, uh, somewhere around 5 I guess? I could alter the lore so that the Zone is/used to actually be a thing
4:35 PM - M. Ciaster: oh, I think I've got an idea
4:36 PM - M. Ciaster: say that the Zone suddenly turned off and all the artefacts just... disappeared
4:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: They don't say much about Ukraine so I figured 'why not'
4:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Sounds good
4:36 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE ZONE THAT EASILY CIASTER
4:36 PM - M. Ciaster: this way, I could have an interesting bit of world building but I wouldn't have to introduce mystical bullshit
4:36 PM - M. Ciaster: also get out of here stalker
4:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I am essentially Mr.Krabs
4:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: if he was a stalker
4:37 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I need to get around to figuring out the Cyberpunk character sheet
4:37 PM - M. Ciaster: I'm pretty sure I don't actually know who Mr. Krabs is/was but ok
4:37 PM - M. Ciaster: also just read the book
4:37 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: you
4:37 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: pleb
4:37 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: you don't know Mr. Krabs?
4:37 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: from Spongebob?
4:37 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Wut
4:37 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Like
4:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwGc4ayl1VJ0GEMHYmSsF2zwVVq0mjGluU4WfdDuHU5UPVoaxs
4:38 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Who doesn't know who Mr. Krabds is
4:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: plebs
4:38 PM - M. Ciaster: it's explained pretty well
4:38 PM - M. Ciaster: but yeah I know effort
4:38 PM - M. Ciaster: never actually watched Spongebob :v
4:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: that's who
4:38 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Poles
4:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Polish plebs
4:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Plebish poles
4:38 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Fucking Maypoles
4:38 PM - burgers burgers burgers: what the actual ass are you guys talking about anymore
4:38 PM - burgers burgers burgers: ive been like
4:38 PM - burgers burgers burgers: discussing gamecoms and shit
4:38 PM - burgers burgers burgers: and yall nigs are in here talking about mr krabs???
4:39 PM - M. Ciaster: anyway derail aside, who wants me to work my limited magic on their character sprite for the PnP
4:39 PM - M. Ciaster: 'cause it's a fun way to waste time
4:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: me
4:39 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I guess
4:39 PM - M. Ciaster: ok what kind of mystical anime hero do you wanna be
4:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and feel free to make variously decorated raiders too! c:
4:39 PM - M. Ciaster: hahahaha
4:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and everything else
4:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: make Gorgutz
4:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: doo eet
4:39 PM - burgers burgers burgers: mines perfect although i should probably make him a jersey and basketball shorts
4:39 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): yeah
4:39 PM - burgers burgers burgers: wish they had generic naked sprites
4:40 PM - M. Ciaster: been thinking of that
4:40 PM - M. Ciaster: the vault suits work pretty well
4:40 PM - M. Ciaster: for that
4:40 PM - M. Ciaster: I mean, they -are - essentially the game's naked sprites
4:40 PM - M. Ciaster: also tribals if you manage to find 'em
4:40 PM - burgers burgers burgers: yeah but i gotta recolor dem legs
4:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: alright plebs
4:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: let's try out this roll20 shit
4:40 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Let's not strt ust yet
4:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I may or may not have finished the maps I don't remember
4:40 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): not start just yet
4:41 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): as you can tell I need some caffine
4:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Stitch kinda looks like this
4:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXKKZ7rZoS8wuNxElVMzUs9JYG4BiYEKnlRZuB2mY-hnlTnKb9MQ
4:41 PM - M. Ciaster: well that seems par for the course, Beaf
4:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yes
4:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yes it does
4:41 PM - M. Ciaster: "I might have done some effort. or I might have not. whatever"
4:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I think I might have half assed the latter parts of the map
4:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: but there should be enough effort to play through this dungeon
4:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: oh hell
4:41 PM - M. Ciaster: dungeon?
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: "dungeon"
4:42 PM - M. Ciaster: now we only need...
4:42 PM - M. Ciaster: DRAGONS
4:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i already found sprites based off the character
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: you're all getting so choosy about your sprites
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: we don't even know if we'll be sticking with this shit
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: might
4:42 PM - burgers burgers burgers: daaammn
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: should
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: probably
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: perhaps
4:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: ???
4:42 PM - M. Ciaster: dude did you see mine that's some art right there son
4:42 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): I have have two sprites and that's because I've worn two things this entire game
4:42 PM - burgers burgers burgers: holy hell guys
4:43 PM - M. Ciaster: plus it's fun
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: this headset i got
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: it has dobly 7.1 surround sound
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: i dont even know what that means
4:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: damn
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: but it sounds nice as FUCK
4:43 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: mmf
4:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: go play battlefield bad company
4:43 PM - M. Ciaster: also dayum a 7.1 headset
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: ye
4:43 PM - burgers burgers burgers: shits cray
4:44 PM - M. Ciaster: and yeah, either BC2 or Battlefield 3, they have awesome sound
4:44 PM - burgers burgers burgers: who sneezed
4:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: appy
4:44 PM - burgers burgers burgers: gay
4:44 PM - burgers burgers burgers: :c
4:46 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGI1bkiLBEE
4:46 PM - M. Ciaster: fuckin hell fuck google chrome and fuck how slow it is on shitty computers aargh
4:46 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): The thing I don't understand
4:46 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Is how good that cover actually is
4:46 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): Yo someone link me to the Roll20
4:46 PM - burgers burgers burgers: e: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - M. Ciaster: 10:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its stitcharoo
4:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQhttps://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ ?
4:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ !!!
4:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: https://app.roll20.net/join/179812/oThQNQ
4:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: c:
4:47 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): C;
4:47 PM - M. Ciaster: it's a rollzpacalipse
4:47 PM - M. Ciaster: wait, roll20pacalipse
4:47 PM - M. Ciaster: doesn't roll off the tongue as well
4:47 PM - M. Ciaster: damn
4:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is dat ur gurlfriend
4:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: or your sister
4:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that female
4:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: in the background
4:49 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: icanfap2that
4:49 PM - M. Ciaster: dude you're hallucinating
4:49 PM - M. Ciaster: unless you're like in a skype call with someone in which case why didn't you ask them there
4:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: no
4:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: he's in roll20
4:49 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): I see me
4:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: and I'm talking
4:49 PM - M. Ciaster: ah
4:49 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): FQWL, yes
4:50 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): fuck you
4:50 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): :C
4:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: c:
4:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: c:
4:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
4:50 PM - burgers burgers burgers:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
4:50 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
4:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/Owl
4:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i dun give a hoot
4:50 PM - burgers burgers burgers: i decorated my cell
4:50 PM - burgers burgers burgers: chekkit out
4:50 PM - burgers burgers burgers: guys go look at my cell
4:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I always pronounced it as caster
4:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: because I am american
4:50 PM - burgers burgers burgers: cee-ASS-tur
4:51 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): S-eye-ster
4:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: CIASTER
4:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: M8
4:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: U IN ROLL20 OR WHAT
4:51 PM - burgers burgers burgers: guys guys
4:51 PM - burgers burgers burgers: guys my cell
4:51 PM - burgers burgers burgers: isnt it gr8
4:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: are you talking or something
4:51 PM - M. Ciaster: I wish I didn't have to wrestle with my laptop in order to make it do anything other than freeze and/or crash
4:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: because I have no idea what you're talking about Potato
4:51 PM - M. Ciaster: by that I mean no, I'm not in the roll20 yet
4:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: that answers it
4:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also what is happening plot wise
4:52 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): We're in Vault 113
4:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: o
4:52 PM - burgers burgers burgers: somehow
4:52 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): We're facing off against John
4:52 PM - burgers burgers burgers: how the hell did we get here
4:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: plot convenience
4:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: c:
4:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: kidnapped
4:52 PM - a sack potatoes (somehow): we drove fg
4:52 PM - burgers burgers burgers: last time we played we were on the road
4:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: or something
4:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I dunno
4:52 PM - burgers burgers burgers: ugh cmon appy
4:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: it was all a dream
4:52 PM - burgers burgers burgers: put some effort in
4:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Also Ciaster did you do a rebalance for flashbangs?
4:53 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah
4:53 PM - burgers burgers burgers: i just realized idk how to erase shit
4:53 PM - Little Lightning: AppyxCiaster otp
4:53 PM - M. Ciaster: they're somewhere in ammo.txt, I think
4:53 PM - burgers burgers burgers: mmk
4:53 PM - M. Ciaster: also Data just click on it and press delete
4:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge has changed their name to Doge Master wow amazin 11/10.
4:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Come on Ciaster I thought you were home
4:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and on a computer that didn't suck
4:54 PM - Little Lightning: Appy M: The Game Master
4:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: how did you downgrade computers by going home
4:54 PM - M. Ciaster: goddammit I can't log in I forgot which e-mail I used
4:55 PM - M. Ciaster: oh wait
4:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I will destroy you
4:55 PM - M. Ciaster: because my grandmother's laptop is somehow barely better than mine
4:55 PM - M. Ciaster: that, my friends, is my computer situation
4:55 PM - burgers burgers burgers: shouldve seen my cell
4:55 PM - Little Lightning: One sec going to go do shots of straight mountain dew syrup to stay awake
4:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that wasn't me :V
4:55 PM - burgers burgers burgers: barkley had mad bitches all over him
4:55 PM - M. Ciaster: weep for me 'cause if I try, somethin's gonna probably crash
4:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: sure
4:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its in the dropbox
4:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: get ready for clashing art design!
4:56 PM - burgers burgers burgers: everytime you talk your mic statics the fuck out for a split second :V
4:56 PM - M. Ciaster: also I logged in but it seems to be loading forever
4:57 PM - M. Ciaster: GODDAMMIT
4:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
4:58 PM - M. Ciaster: c'mon what a pile of dicks it's clearly loaded yet I'm on the loading screen
4:58 PM - M. Ciaster: refreshing doesn't fix that
4:58 PM - M. Ciaster: because why would it
4:58 PM - M. Ciaster: ffffffffffuck
4:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: huehue
4:58 PM - M. Ciaster: sigh, back to Chrome
4:59 PM - Little Lightning: Cool
4:59 PM - M. Ciaster: it's gonna be slow and crashy but it'll at least work
4:59 PM - Little Lightning: Need water one sec
4:59 PM - burgers burgers burgers: brb
5:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ah god you faggots
5:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: this is why
5:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we can't have
5:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: nice
5:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: things
5:00 PM - M. Ciaster: I'm sorry that's my fault :(
5:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: fookin pole
5:00 PM - Little Lightning: Yo Melting calm yo tits
5:01 PM - M. Ciaster: but hey at least I saw a shiba inu in person (dogson?) today so it's not a terrible day just a bad one
5:01 PM - burgers burgers burgers: back
5:01 PM - burgers burgers burgers: whaddup ll
5:01 PM - burgers burgers burgers: whatd i do
5:01 PM - Stitch: Shiba inu?
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: Oh shit
5:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: doge
5:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: shiba inu is doge
5:01 PM - Stitch: i
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: Keep on forgetting that Doge is Caleb and not you
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: shit
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: SHIT
5:01 PM - Stitch: o
5:01 PM - M. Ciaster: adorable doge I might add
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: Daniel
5:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: Appy is dan, Caleb is melting
5:01 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
5:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: this is me
5:02 PM - M. Ciaster: tho my own doge which appears to be a patchwork of a german shepherd, a corgi and a dashhound with a beard stolen from a terrier is still superior
5:02 PM - M. Ciaster: also this is now dog chat
5:03 PM - Little Lightning: Why am I so far away?
5:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we'll get to that
5:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: when we actually start the fookin game
5:03 PM - C. Barkley: my doge is a mix of cocker spaniel and beagle
5:03 PM - C. Barkley: and my other one is a toy poodle
5:03 PM - C. Barkley: shes retarded tho
5:03 PM - Little Lightning: My other dog is a porche
5:03 PM - M. Ciaster: kick her under the sofa, nobody'll find her
5:03 PM - C. Barkley: oh my god
5:04 PM - C. Barkley: these headphones
5:04 PM - C. Barkley: are so fucking good
5:04 PM - C. Barkley: this surround sound
5:04 PM - C. Barkley: this volume control
5:04 PM - C. Barkley: this mic mute
5:04 PM - C. Barkley: SUCH COMFY
5:04 PM - M. Ciaster: SO HEADPHONE
5:04 PM - M. Ciaster: wow
5:04 PM - Little Lightning: god bless america
5:04 PM - Stitch: I just have shitty Sony headpones
5:05 PM - Little Lightning: I have AKG Q460
5:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Ciaster, what's the holdup?
5:06 PM - Stitch: Roll20: Enhancing our rpg experience
5:06 PM - M. Ciaster: my fuckin' computer what do you think
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: maybe don't use a sucky comp eh?
5:06 PM - M. Ciaster: gee thanks for the advice
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I thought you had an actual desktop
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: not a craptop
5:06 PM - Little Lightning: Yo appy calm yourself
5:06 PM - M. Ciaster: I'll just go buy a good computer with that money I have-oh
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yo LL nerf yoself
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: poor and a pole
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: blimey
5:06 PM - C. Barkley: dont be an ass
5:06 PM - M. Ciaster: actually the craptop is my main comp and I don't own  desktop
5:06 PM - M. Ciaster: listen
5:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: p
5:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: o
5:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: *
5:07 PM - M. Ciaster: my parents are artists ok
5:07 PM - Stitch: lol
5:07 PM - M. Ciaster: it's not my fault I'm not exactly well off
5:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: how was it that the computer you used when you were away was more effective than this thing?
5:07 PM - M. Ciaster: because fuck I don't know
5:07 PM - M. Ciaster: it wasn't actually my computer it was borrowed
5:07 PM - Stitch: how do u even video gaems
5:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: obviously
5:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yeah srs
5:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's like the only game you can play is Hotline Miami
5:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
5:08 PM - M. Ciaster: I video gaems via an xbox I bought on the cheap
5:08 PM - C. Barkley: why do you think he likes old games so much
5:08 PM - C. Barkley: he can run em
5:08 PM - C. Barkley: theyre better than most of this new garbage
5:08 PM - Little Lightning: Yo Appy that your brother?
5:08 PM - Stitch: punch im in the dik
5:09 PM - Little Lightning: let's play some boobies?
5:09 PM - C. Barkley: appy you dont even know how good this sounds with the surround sound
5:09 PM - M. Ciaster disconnected.
5:10 PM - Stitch: josh darn rihana
5:11 PM - M. Ciaster entered chat.
5:11 PM - C. Barkley: yo
5:11 PM - M. Ciaster: and to add insult to injury I lost connection for a minute or two
5:11 PM - M. Ciaster: fuckin' hell
5:12 PM - M. Ciaster: also Chrome used to work really well that's why I've been using it in fact
5:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: PnP innovation
5:12 PM - M. Ciaster: now it has just completely fucking shit itself
5:12 PM - C. Barkley: restart comp
5:13 PM - Little Lightning: I just got my N64 controller in the mail
5:13 PM - Little Lightning: days before I get the console with the other controller or Perfect Dark
5:13 PM - Stitch: Have fun playing mario party for 800 dollars
5:13 PM - Little Lightning: Christ appy does your mom ever stop talking?
5:14 PM - Little Lightning: I got PD for like a few bucks
5:14 PM - Stitch: He is from New York
5:14 PM - M. Ciaster disconnected.
5:14 PM - Little Lightning: oh that's the TV I guess
5:14 PM - Stitch: I can only get my stuff off of amazon
5:14 PM - Stitch: no retro game stores for states
5:15 PM - Little Lightning: There's a retro game store close buy
5:15 PM - C. Barkley: heh
5:15 PM - Stitch: can't even get ps2 games
5:15 PM - Little Lightning: Never been to it
5:15 PM - C. Barkley: i got two right near me
5:15 PM - C. Barkley: and my buds generally just toss me their n64 games at me
5:15 PM - Stitch: u lucky bastard
5:16 PM - C. Barkley: yeah seriously
5:16 PM - Stitch: I haven't played my n64 in a long time tho
5:16 PM - Stitch: ps2 ery day
5:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no more annoying background noise ~
5:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: too bad this jukebox thing for Roll20 only takes off of random Soundcloud things. I don't see any way to upload any of my own songs
5:18 PM - Stitch: upload things to soundcloud
5:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it randomly picks things off soundcloud it looks like, so how would I know if it'd even get it or not?
5:18 PM - Stitch: o wow thats gay
5:19 PM - C. Barkley: weird
5:19 PM - C. Barkley: http://help.roll20.net/sidebar-jukebox/
5:19 PM - C. Barkley: here
5:19 PM - C. Barkley: it shows how to do your own shit
5:19 PM - Little Lightning: So this is what an N64 controller feels like
5:19 PM - Little Lightning: Not as awkward as I thought it would be
5:20 PM - Stitch: yeah
5:20 PM - Stitch: No games use the left part
5:20 PM - Little Lightning: Perfect Dark
5:20 PM - Stitch: Also you can play golden eye with one hand
5:20 PM - C. Barkley: >no games use the left part
5:20 PM - Little Lightning: That's the main game my Friend and I are going to be playing
5:20 PM - C. Barkley: haha
5:20 PM - Stitch: I haven't played that on the n64
5:20 PM - C. Barkley: this nigga dont play pokemon stadiiiiuuuuuumm
5:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: guess I need a Soundcloud then
5:20 PM - C. Barkley: bad taste confirmed 0/10 stitch
5:20 PM - Little Lightning: stadium is crazy expensive
5:21 PM - Stitch: I've beaten Perfect Dark
5:21 PM - Little Lightning: So what should I get?
5:21 PM - Stitch: on 360 :C
5:21 PM - Little Lightning: Jet Force Gemini, maybe?
5:21 PM - C. Barkley: stadium is expensive?
5:21 PM - C. Barkley: really
5:21 PM - Stitch: Also PD is an exellent 360 port
5:21 PM - C. Barkley: i guess it must be, ive had my copy since i was born
5:22 PM - Little Lightning: stadium is 300 dollars online
5:22 PM - Little Lightning: stadium 2 is 440
5:22 PM - C. Barkley: >online
5:22 PM - C. Barkley: dis nigga
5:23 PM - Little Lightning: ASpeaking of Stadium and PD
5:23 PM - Little Lightning: I found a copy of Nintendo Power from early 2000
5:23 PM - Little Lightning: Covering Stadium, early look at PD, South Park Racing, etc
5:23 PM - Little Lightning: It's so fucking cool
5:24 PM - Little Lightning: It's like the Nintendo power I grew up with was a bit bland
5:24 PM - Little Lightning: But later on it got overhauled and became much better looking, more interesting
5:24 PM - C. Barkley: man
5:24 PM - Little Lightning: ....aaaand then got cancelled not too long after
5:24 PM - C. Barkley: when nintendo power cancelled
5:24 PM - C. Barkley: i cried
5:24 PM - C. Barkley: that was like
5:24 PM - C. Barkley: the one magazine i ever read
5:24 PM - Little Lightning: Yeah
5:24 PM - C. Barkley: i have tons of issues
5:25 PM - C. Barkley: not all of em, but i at least have the first issue
5:25 PM - Little Lightning: As in the SMB2 issue?
5:25 PM - C. Barkley: when i saw how the last issue was a throwback to the first ones cover
5:25 PM - C. Barkley: i was so goddamn sad :c
5:25 PM - Stitch: shit bro
5:25 PM - Little Lightning: Holy Shit
5:25 PM - Little Lightning: http://purenintendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/NintendoPower.jpg
5:25 PM - Little Lightning: So fucking sad
5:26 PM - Stitch: wow 2012?
5:26 PM - Little Lightning: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-4XNxof6UTItrjgfaMZhuM0ynJfyE6l2wgOpPL4Yt8v6xOBlc
5:26 PM - Stitch: Sht lasted a long time
5:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: any luck Ciaster?
5:26 PM - C. Barkley: why did you link it :c
5:26 PM - C. Barkley: whyyyy
5:27 PM - Little Lightning: Oh god did you see the Nester comic?
5:27 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
5:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh wow Ciaster isn't even in
5:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hasn't been for like 15 minutes
5:28 PM - Little Lightning: He has Howard's bowtie in a glass case
5:28 PM - C. Barkley: i dont think we can use roll20
5:28 PM - Little Lightning: >mfw
5:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well, WE can
5:28 PM - Stitch: yeah
5:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Ciaster can't
5:28 PM - Stitch: HOLY FUCK
5:29 PM - Stitch: YES
5:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so we'll use it without him
5:29 PM - C. Barkley: nah thats kind of a dickhole move
5:29 PM - Little Lightning: What's this?
5:29 PM - Stitch: Blade Runner
5:29 PM - C. Barkley: he wont have as much fun when we can do things he cant
5:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes I just put on that Blade Runner song
5:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and how is it a dick move
5:29 PM - Stitch: yeah
5:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: not our fault
5:29 PM - Stitch: also he won't know half the shit we do
5:29 PM - Little Lightning: Holy shit
5:29 PM - C. Barkley: just imagine this
5:29 PM - Little Lightning: The Wii Nunchuck
5:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we'd obviously just explain it
5:29 PM - C. Barkley: you go to a movie with your pals
5:30 PM - Little Lightning: Is just the middle part of the N64
5:30 PM - C. Barkley: and they blindhold you
5:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the visuals are for your benefits
5:30 PM - C. Barkley: and just explain everything to you
5:30 PM - C. Barkley: would you enjoy it as much as you would without the blindfold?
5:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you guys have been doing it blindfolded while being controlled by a blind monkey the entire time anyway
5:30 PM - Stitch: its like having sex and being blind
5:31 PM - Stitch: but the creepy dude in the corner isn't
5:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what's the difference if we all can finally see the light? He might not be able to but we'll be able to explain better what's happening
5:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well excuse me for trying to help you plebs enjoy the game more
5:31 PM - C. Barkley: well
5:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :c
5:31 PM - C. Barkley: hes being left out
5:31 PM - C. Barkley: that sucks man
5:32 PM - Stitch: yeah
5:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I go through all this extra effort, at my own expense, for your benefit, and now none of you want to use it because Ciaster has a handicapped computer
5:32 PM - C. Barkley: dont get me wrong
5:32 PM - C. Barkley: id love to use it
5:33 PM - C. Barkley: but i dont think we should leave ciaster out of shit
5:33 PM - Stitch: We'll use 420 then
5:33 PM - Stitch: roll20*
5:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that's what we've been trying
5:33 PM - C. Barkley: it sucks, but id rather have us all see the same thing
5:34 PM - Little Lightning: holy shit guys the middle part of an N64 controller with the control stick and the Z button is just a nunchuck
5:34 PM - Little Lightning: Nintendo confirmed for future-readers
5:34 PM - Stitch: Lets continue the session to see how it goes and in the mean time we can try and see if we can help ciaster get it to work
5:34 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So we're going to do a session about John with 3 players
5:35 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: only 1 of which actually knows him
5:35 PM - C. Barkley: tbh
5:35 PM - Stitch: Where is ciaster anyway?
5:35 PM - C. Barkley: i dont want to continue without ciaster
5:35 PM - Stitch: I thought he just had to restart his comp
5:35 PM - C. Barkley: its bad enough your shitlord friend isnt here
5:35 PM - Little Lightning: 2*
5:35 PM - C. Barkley: yeah i told him to
5:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he must be running windows 95 if it takes him 20 minutes to restart
5:36 PM - C. Barkley: his computer's shit
5:36 PM - Stitch: Artist Poles*
5:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: clearly
5:36 PM - C. Barkley: i feel bad for him :c
5:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he should sell more honey
5:37 PM - C. Barkley: yo appywhy doesnt your friend want to play
5:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I don't fuckin know
5:37 PM - C. Barkley: ask him
5:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he said "I'm not ready i'm sorry"
5:37 PM - Little Lightning: He's not ready?
5:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he only ever wants to play during scheduled game time
5:37 PM - C. Barkley: the hell is that supposed to mean
5:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: don't ask me
5:37 PM - Little Lightning: This isn't a vegas show
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: thats fucking stupid
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: literally thats the stupidest thing
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: "wah i dont want to play more than once a week"
5:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: don't fucking ask me
5:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: not like his character knows John either
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: man its summer thats like
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: the whole point
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: school starts like next week for me
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: at least my classes kick ass
5:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I still have 11 days, so just under 2 weeks
5:38 PM - Little Lightning: same
5:38 PM - C. Barkley: web design, veterinary assistance
5:39 PM - C. Barkley: i get to take care of doge for an entire class period
5:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and I'll be doing more or less nonstop work or school every week
5:39 PM - C. Barkley: hopefully i wont have much hw
5:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I should spam animu themes in the Roll20 jukebox
5:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: c:
5:39 PM - Stitch: Evangelion
5:39 PM - Stitch: do it noah
5:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: doin it
5:40 PM - Stitch: BA BA BUNU DUN DUN DOO DO DIDI DOO
5:40 PM - C. Barkley: anyone know how to mute the jukebox?
5:40 PM - Stitch: you can't?
5:40 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you can I think
5:41 PM - C. Barkley: ah there we go
5:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: also adjust the sound on your own will
5:41 PM - C. Barkley: figured it out
5:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: why'd you mute it pleb
5:41 PM - C. Barkley: so that i dont have to listen to your shit and i can listen to gude music
5:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: die in a fire
5:41 PM - Stitch: lol wut
5:41 PM - Stitch: fgt
5:41 PM - Stitch: Blade Runner OST is gud shit
5:42 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
5:42 PM - C. Barkley: i prefer the stuff im listening to tho
5:42 PM - C. Barkley: pikmin soundtrack
5:42 PM - Little Lightning: this
5:42 PM - Stitch: WAIT FO DU DROP
5:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: there you do Wingy Dings c:
5:42 PM - Little Lightning: my sisters play it a lot
5:42 PM - Little Lightning: What is it?
5:42 PM - Stitch: C:
5:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I assume I picked the one I uploaded
5:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so it's the full version
5:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hopefully
5:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I get sad when I hear this still ;-;
5:43 PM - Stitch: I get sad when I hear the Game Grumps theme
5:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: why did Rei have to be a clone and die and then come back and die and become giant naked god or something
5:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: rip in piece rei
5:43 PM - Stitch: yeah
5:43 PM - Stitch: EoE is really dumb
5:43 PM - Stitch: First half is great
5:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: But isn't it considered the "canon" end?
5:43 PM - Stitch: Yep
5:43 PM - Little Lightning: Oh it's EVA
5:43 PM - Stitch: maybe
5:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: And yeah, the big fight with the whoever they were I completely forgot
5:44 PM - Stitch: Unless 4.44 changes the ending
5:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The military or something
5:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what is the different between the 3.0 and 3.33 or whatever other movies
5:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: how many fucking movies are there anyway
5:44 PM - Stitch: Also the end of 2.22 is as bullshit as EoE
5:44 PM - Stitch: The movies are remakes
5:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that I knew
5:44 PM - Stitch: they add a lot more and are more streamlined
5:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but I see them called 1.0, 1.11 and other shit
5:45 PM - Little Lightning: So what's a good multiplayer N64 game?
5:45 PM - Stitch: Asuka has a less part but they are still cool
5:45 PM - Stitch: lesser*
5:45 PM - C. Barkley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ju8Nz2cmCp0
5:45 PM - C. Barkley: replace gary with ciaster
5:45 PM - Stitch: yep
5:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: <3 Asuka
5:45 PM - Little Lightning: I have PD and i'm getting Yoshi's Story because Fuck You
5:45 PM - C. Barkley: mario party 2
5:45 PM - C. Barkley: mario kart 64
5:45 PM - C. Barkley: smash bros
5:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: lesse
5:45 PM - M. Ciaster entered chat.
5:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what other animus can I spam
5:45 PM - Little Lightning: Yeah, Party and Kart were a given
5:45 PM - C. Barkley: I SUMMONED HIM
5:45 PM - Stitch: The worst part is that Asuka is a good character in 2.22
5:46 PM - Stitch: :V
5:46 PM - Little Lightning: party 2 or 3?
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: god fucking dammit
5:46 PM - C. Barkley: THE ASS IS BACK
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: god fucking dammit
5:46 PM - Stitch: But she doesn't last long
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: I'm so fucking sorry guys
5:46 PM - C. Barkley: whats up?
5:46 PM - Stitch: Its alright
5:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what the shit why is it looping
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: guess what happened when roll20 finally loaded up?
5:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I turned off loop
5:46 PM - C. Barkley: we were just chillin
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: c'mon, guess
5:46 PM - C. Barkley: bluscreen~
5:46 PM - Little Lightning: The ass was fat?
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: STEAM FUCKING CRASHED
5:46 PM - Little Lightning: I like my answer
5:46 PM - C. Barkley: 5:47 PM - Un[legit]imate Elegy: In doing my job
5:46 PM - M. Ciaster: and then when I booted Steam back up? it started verifying some updates it didn't even install
5:47 PM - M. Ciaster: oh yeah and also my browser hanged up
5:47 PM - Little Lightning: Oh shit I'm going to see Pacsific Rim today
5:47 PM - C. Barkley: good movie
5:47 PM - C. Barkley: no plot
5:47 PM - M. Ciaster: basically fuck my fucking computer and I'm so sorry for screwing up shit for the rest of ya
5:47 PM - C. Barkley: its action from start to finish
5:47 PM - C. Barkley: its ok ciaster
5:47 PM - Stitch: Get ready to get super hype
5:47 PM - M. Ciaster: also I need to watch PacRim 'cause giant robots
5:47 PM - Little Lightning: Cool
5:47 PM - Stitch: literally best movie of the year
5:48 PM - C. Barkley: naw
5:48 PM - Stitch: I was still hype even after I watched it
5:48 PM - Stitch: Yeah
5:48 PM - C. Barkley: that xmen movie looks p damn good
5:48 PM - Stitch: What other movies came out in 2013
5:48 PM - C. Barkley: and also iron man 3
5:48 PM - Stitch: hueuhuhehuehuehueheuhuehuheuhueh
5:48 PM - Stitch: hueuhuhehuehuehueheuhuehuheuhueh
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5:48 PM - M. Ciaster: also I just chilled out by murdering 20 pimps and emptying a pistol into a hapless civilian in Saints Row 2 while the computer was taking its sweet time to react so now I'm all ~pure bliss~
5:48 PM - C. Barkley: iron man 3 is genuinely and truly the shit
5:48 PM - C. Barkley: saints row 2 is the best sr game
5:48 PM - C. Barkley: shame the pc port is ass
5:48 PM - M. Ciaster: also, didn't Skyfall come out in 2013? or was that the very tail end of 2012
5:48 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah, SR2 is the shit
5:49 PM - C. Barkley: im not a fan of skyfall
5:49 PM - Stitch: I don't care for Marvel but god damn that xmen movie looked like total shit
5:49 PM - M. Ciaster: tho SRIV is gonna own too
5:49 PM - Little Lightning: Skyfall was fantastic
5:49 PM - Stitch: Never seen skyfall
5:49 PM - M. Ciaster: and Skyfall fucking owns
5:49 PM - C. Barkley: sr 4 looks fun but
5:49 PM - M. Ciaster: it's amazing
5:49 PM - C. Barkley: i think after 3
5:49 PM - C. Barkley: its going downhil
5:49 PM - M. Ciaster: dude SRIV is gonna be so much better
5:49 PM - C. Barkley: theyre going more for "so silly!!!!" route
5:49 PM - Stitch: 4 actually looks good
5:49 PM - M. Ciaster: you know IdolNinja, the guy who made the mod that made SR2 on PC actually playable?
5:49 PM - C. Barkley: sr2 is kind of a perfect blend of srs shit and silly shit
5:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So
5:49 PM - Stitch: Yeah
5:49 PM - M. Ciaster: he's the biggest damn fan of Saints Row
5:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Any luck on joining, Ciaster?
5:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh
5:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you're there
5:50 PM - M. Ciaster: and he's the most hyped person in the universe when it comes to SRIV
5:50 PM - M. Ciaster: also lolno
5:50 PM - M. Ciaster: what?
5:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: where'd Data go then?
5:50 PM - C. Barkley: i changed my name
5:50 PM - C. Barkley: m. data
5:50 PM - C. Barkley: gj
5:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: stop tricking me pleb
5:50 PM - M. Ciaster: what the fuck, roll20
5:50 PM - Little Lightning: Wow
5:50 PM - M. Ciaster: listen, uh
5:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: unmute the jukebox for a minute
5:50 PM - Little Lightning: Perfect Dark: 8 bucks
5:50 PM - Stitch: what
5:50 PM - Little Lightning: Goldeneye: 160 bucks
5:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: STARTIN MORE ANIMU
5:51 PM - Stitch: I got golden eye for 7
5:51 PM - M. Ciaster: can I just use rolz instead and the rest of y'all is gonna be using roll20 and we'll see how that goes
5:51 PM - Stitch: the fuq
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: i dont want to hear your bad shit tho
5:51 PM - Stitch: turn this shit off
5:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: HEHEHEHEHEHEEH
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: ciaster are you sure
5:51 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah I am
5:51 PM - Stitch: o god
5:51 PM - Little Lightning: Fuck i've heard worse
5:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Wait
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: alright :c
5:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Sure about what?
5:51 PM - Stitch: i hurt my ears
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: i didnt want you to miss out
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: hes ok with us using roll20 and him not using it
5:51 PM - M. Ciaster: I don't want to fuck up shit for y'all since roll20 seems amazing
5:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you're missing out on dis swaqq music
5:51 PM - M. Ciaster: but it just doesn't work for me because technology hates me
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: id rather we all see the same thing
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: instead of us seeing more than you
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: but o
5:51 PM - M. Ciaster: me too, believe you mee
5:51 PM - C. Barkley: k
5:51 PM - Little Lightning: Melting confirmed for Commie
5:51 PM - M. Ciaster: *me
5:52 PM - M. Ciaster: also, Potato, that reminds me that we need to play Paranoia sometime
5:52 PM - C. Barkley: ^^^
5:52 PM - C. Barkley: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
5:52 PM - Little Lightning: https://7chan.org/lit/src/ModifiedRuleBookParanoia.pdf\
5:52 PM - Little Lightning: wait
5:52 PM - Stitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrjMaVoTy0
5:52 PM - Little Lightning: https://7chan.org/lit/src/ModifiedRuleBookParanoia.pdf
5:52 PM - Little Lightning: there
5:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm never invited to any of your reigndeer games
5:52 PM - Little Lightning: Also what is this?
5:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :c
5:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Squid Girl season 1 opening
5:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :V
5:53 PM - M. Ciaster: sounds uh
5:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yep
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: squidgirl is great
5:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ^
5:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Shit's pretty kawaii
5:53 PM - M. Ciaster: japanese?
5:53 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: guys this
5:53 PM - Little Lightning: So it's like Yotsuba &!
5:53 PM - Stitch: Also Samurai Champloo has the best theme song
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: this headset
5:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'll put on something that isn't shit in any way whatsoever next
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: guys this headset
5:53 PM - M. Ciaster: and I'm talking abotu the name, I can't hear the song because lol fuck me
5:53 PM - M. Ciaster: *about
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: when you turn on the surround sound
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: a light activates on the front
5:53 PM - C. Barkley: and you feel like solid snake
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: its gr8
5:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Steins;Gate opening next
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: goddammit I need a lightweight browser that can render modern sites properly
5:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm using Firefox
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: yo ciaster
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: >firefox
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: HA
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: HA
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: HA
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: also Data shoot yourself in the eye to feel like Big Boss
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: lol
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: :v
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: anyway
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: hahaha that's funny
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: ciaster use uh
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: wotsit
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah I don't know
5:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I like Firefox you pleb
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: chromium
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: don't say sparkbrowser it sucks
5:54 PM - M. Ciaster: oh, chromium?
5:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Chrome is gay on my computer
5:54 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
5:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: when I refresh a page it forces it back to the top
5:55 PM - M. Ciaster: is that like a barebones chrome?
5:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: too annoying to deal with
5:55 PM - C. Barkley: basically yeah
5:55 PM - Stitch: I thought that was normal?
5:55 PM - C. Barkley: either that or the dev version of chrome, canary
5:55 PM - C. Barkley: appy
5:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: da?
5:55 PM - C. Barkley: appy firefox is so shit now
5:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ah shit why is it playin g again
5:55 PM - C. Barkley: it was good like 2 versions ago
5:55 PM - Stitch: I like Chrome's UI alot more than firefox
5:55 PM - M. Ciaster: honestly I'd be using K-Meleon for everything but it refuses to render modern sites properly and doesn't load roll20 at all
5:55 PM - Little Lightning: :C
5:55 PM - C. Barkley: chrome is the best browser
5:56 PM - Little Lightning: What is this?
5:56 PM - M. Ciaster: also chrome would own if it worked, the whole syncing feature is amazing
5:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: FF has been working perfectly fine for me
5:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: This is Steins;Gate
5:56 PM - C. Barkley: if you care about chromes logging of your history n shit then just use chromium, cuts all the bullshit
5:56 PM - Little Lightning: Hey
5:56 PM - C. Barkley: chromium is actually what chrome is based off of
5:56 PM - Stitch: play the Samurai Champloo theme
5:56 PM - Stitch: shit is so rad
5:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: fucking fantastic, one of my favorite animes
5:56 PM - Little Lightning: who wants sometihing that isn't animu
5:56 PM - C. Barkley: how do you add shit to the jukebox
5:56 PM - M. Ciaster: hm, can I import my bookmarks from Chrome into Chromium?
5:56 PM - Stitch: probably
5:56 PM - C. Barkley: dont think so
5:56 PM - M. Ciaster: 'cause if so then I think I'm gonna switch
5:57 PM - C. Barkley: idk if you can
5:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You send me a .mp3 of what you want added to the jukebox
5:57 PM - C. Barkley: you can try at least
5:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: then I upload it
5:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and play it
5:57 PM - M. Ciaster: I've got a gargantuan bookmark folder so I don't want to lose the damn thing
5:57 PM - C. Barkley: i put it into the dorpborks
5:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'll pick something that isn't anime next
5:57 PM - C. Barkley: ciaster you could probably just drag the straight files from the chrome folder to the chromium one
5:58 PM - Little Lightning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoVxAqapakk
5:58 PM - C. Barkley: gm put on what i put in the dropbox
5:59 PM - M. Ciaster: uh do I like have to compile chromium myself or ???
5:59 PM - M. Ciaster: there's no download link :v
5:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Gonna have a lot of fun with the sounds :v
5:59 PM - Stitch: what is that woop
5:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Should download the FO1/2 soundtracks
6:00 PM - Little Lightning: yea
6:00 PM - C. Barkley: oh
6:00 PM - C. Barkley: ciaster i dont even know
6:00 PM - C. Barkley: :v
6:00 PM - M. Ciaster: psst beaf get the blade runner soundtrack it's amazing ambience
6:00 PM - C. Barkley: i just use regular chrome
6:00 PM - M. Ciaster: also :v
6:00 PM - C. Barkley: appy why didnt you put on what i put in the dropbox
6:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I was playing that one Blade Runner song you linked once
6:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm doing it fgt
6:00 PM - M. Ciaster: play more then
6:00 PM - C. Barkley: play now pls
6:00 PM - M. Ciaster: Memories Of Green for example this shit's dope
6:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: where did you put it?
6:01 PM - C. Barkley: my shits doper, nerd
6:01 PM - C. Barkley: dropbox
6:01 PM - C. Barkley: main fallout folder
6:01 PM - Little Lightning disconnected.
6:01 PM - Stitch: lol
6:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm adding a "PnP Song Recommendations" folder
6:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: throw shit in there
6:02 PM - C. Barkley: where is it nerd
6:02 PM - C. Barkley: nvm found it
6:02 PM - C. Barkley: brb
6:02 PM - M. Ciaster: shit dude you know that once I start uploading shit I'm not gonna stop, my music folder's chock full of amazing shit
6:03 PM - Little Lightning entered chat.
6:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we'll see what happens
6:03 PM - Little Lightning: That was odd
6:03 PM - M. Ciaster: like Perturbator, BTW go get a Perturbator album u pleb they're available for free with the exception of the Nocturne City EP
6:03 PM - Stitch: 2 hours and nothing has happened
6:03 PM - M. Ciaster: mostly my fault
6:03 PM - M. Ciaster: sorry again
6:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh yeah
6:03 PM - Little Lightning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU
6:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we were gonna play the game
6:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: right
6:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
6:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so you guys wanna start I guess?
6:04 PM - Little Lightning: Yeah
6:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ok I guess
6:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so
6:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: let's see
6:05 PM - Little Lightning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU
6:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You all awaken to pounding headaches. Your first thoughts are something along the lines of "Clara added something to that drink that she doesn't normally"
6:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: It is then that the overly sterile smell of antiseptic, coupled with the stench of rotten flesh, greets your noses
6:06 PM - Stitch: "Huh, my playboy days have returned in a very very odd manner"
6:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Stitch, Jensen, Tom and Barkley are strapped to surgical tables. Stitch and Jensen are in one room together, while Tom and Barkley are in another
6:06 PM - M. Ciaster: "Smells like a goddamn hospital in 'ere."
6:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Little Lightning is trapped in a tight and confining metal tube. She can barely see anything outside of the fogged glass
6:07 PM - Stitch: "I think it is one"
6:07 PM - M. Ciaster: dude you can't hear me
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
6:07 PM - M. Ciaster: you're in another room
6:07 PM - Little Lightning: oh man 8 meledoies
6:07 PM - Stitch: O wait wat
6:07 PM - Little Lightning: Melting I love you
6:07 PM - C. Barkley: oh you guys started without me :C
6:07 PM - Stitch: why is my figurine right next to you
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Ciaster isn't even in the thing and he knows that
6:07 PM - C. Barkley: <3
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :V
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh yeah
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: wait
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: fuck
6:07 PM - C. Barkley: gm you got the pairs wrong
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: OK
6:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: CLARIFICATION TIME
6:08 PM - C. Barkley: you said me and tom were together
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: STITCH AND TOM ARE TOGETHER
6:08 PM - C. Barkley: :V
6:08 PM - Stitch: yep
6:08 PM - Little Lightning: Knew it
6:08 PM - Little Lightning: OTP
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: JENSEN AND BARKLEY ARE
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL IS ALONE
6:08 PM - Stitch: eat shit shitlord
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: FOREVER
6:08 PM - C. Barkley: jensen doesnt exist
6:08 PM - Little Lightning: :(
6:08 PM - C. Barkley: c:
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: He's on the table knocked out
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: OK
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: CLARIFICATION OVER
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: CONTINUE
6:08 PM - Little Lightning: If i'm alone how come i'm the only one in a relationship?
6:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
6:08 PM - Little Lightning: Atheists 1 Christians 0
6:09 PM - Stitch: :C
6:09 PM - C. Barkley: take that athetits
6:09 PM - Stitch: Stitch used to get all the babes
6:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So, everyone is trapped. LL is in a metal tube, while the rest are strapped down
6:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what do?
6:09 PM - Tom Blanco: uh I guess I could roll against strength to free myself
6:09 PM - Little Lightning: "Well shit"
6:09 PM - C. Barkley: "God damn. How did I get here?"
6:09 PM - Tom Blanco: but that probably won't work
6:09 PM - Stitch: lets go supa saian
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The last thing you all recall is a foggy nightmare about some blasphmous technology called "circuts" and a brand name of "Apple"
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: how do we uh
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: how do we uh
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: uh
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: uh?
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: what do i want to do?
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: uhm
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Well, you could struggle with your bond
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: wow i just totally forgot everything i was doing
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: s
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: maybe look around
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: oh
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: oh we dont have any gear right
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: nope
6:10 PM - C. Barkley: k
6:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: stripped of all but your clothes
6:11 PM - Stitch: o wut
6:11 PM - Tom Blanco: our gear's probably in convenient lockers outside
6:11 PM - Stitch: my punching hand :C
6:11 PM - Little Lightning: LL rolls perception to see if there's some mechanisim she can fry
6:11 PM - Tom Blanco: knowing Fallout
6:11 PM - Stitch: (the mega fist is a prostetic)
6:11 PM - Little Lightning: Pass
6:11 PM - Stitch: also brb gotta get food
6:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: why did you roll 1d12+14
6:11 PM - C. Barkley: >look at ye special comp things
6:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: how is that per
6:11 PM - Little Lightning: That was a test
6:11 PM - Little Lightning: oh doi
6:11 PM - Little Lightning: I rolled in the rollz
6:12 PM - C. Barkley: we're on rolz?
6:12 PM - C. Barkley: fuck guys
6:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no
6:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we aren't
6:12 PM - Little Lightning: no
6:12 PM - Tom Blanco: uh GM join rolz for me will ya
6:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: OK, now this will get cluster fucky, so let's go by sequence for the time being
6:12 PM - Little Lightning: pass!
6:12 PM - Tom Blanco: I mean I'm the only one who can't use roll20
6:12 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
6:12 PM - Little Lightning: that's cool
6:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Oh, I guess we'll all go on Rolz for Ciaster's sake then
6:12 PM - Stitch: yeah shit this is gunna be a while (dinner)
6:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so wait
6:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you're going?
6:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I should probably pause the music now :v
6:14 PM - Tom Blanco: wow I just crit passed a str roll
6:14 PM - Tom Blanco: go me
6:14 PM - C. Barkley: how come when i hold the mouse button down
6:14 PM - C. Barkley: a green circle appears
6:14 PM - Little Lightning: I rolled a 2 on a per
6:14 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Tom manages to struggle free of the leather straps, snapping one, allowing himself to rise and undo the other
6:14 PM - C. Barkley: i rolled a 3 c:
6:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: What's your STR?
6:15 PM - C. Barkley: 7
6:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ah
6:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well
6:15 PM - C. Barkley: who in the party has a strength under 5, really :v
6:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Argh! Fuck, knew I shoulda gone with a circus career."
6:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you use the power of slam to break the chains that bind you
6:15 PM - Tom Blanco: LL?
6:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and by chains I mean leather straps
6:15 PM - C. Barkley: "HUAH! CHEST EXPAND!"
6:16 PM - C. Barkley: >look at ye jensen
6:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: As for LL, there is nothing noticable in the interior of the pod
6:16 PM - Little Lightning: LL: "HUAH! CHEST EXPAND!"
6:16 PM - C. Barkley: ll shock it anyway
6:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Barkley notes that Jensen is out cold
6:16 PM - C. Barkley: maybe you'll hurt yourself
6:16 PM - C. Barkley: c:
6:16 PM - Little Lightning: c:
6:16 PM - Little Lightning: not really
6:16 PM - C. Barkley: "Man, what happened to him?"
6:16 PM - C. Barkley: >shake ye jenson awake
6:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL's chest expansion does not appease the pod. It remains locked, but, her movement did jostle it around, proving that it isn't bolted down
6:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Jenson stays asleep
6:17 PM - Tom Blanco: try rolling around in that thing yo
6:17 PM - Stitch: k back
6:18 PM - Little Lightning: "O.K. Little Lightning, think about this rationally. The pod is most likely used on me because it can in some way hold my electricity. Therefore, no zapping"
6:18 PM - Little Lightning: "O.K., let's go with force"
6:18 PM - Little Lightning: I shove hard against the walls of the pod
6:18 PM - Stitch: lol talking to herself
6:18 PM - C. Barkley: lol what a WEIRDO
6:18 PM - C. Barkley: amirite stitch
6:19 PM - Tom Blanco: you could say you're...
6:19 PM - Tom Blanco: http://cinemajunkyard.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/rolling-thunder-poster.jpg
6:19 PM - Stitch: what a freakazoid
6:19 PM - Tom Blanco: ROLLING THUNDER
6:19 PM - C. Barkley: *five*
6:19 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm sorry I had to make that pun
6:19 PM - Little Lightning: .....
6:19 PM - Little Lightning: *five*
6:19 PM - C. Barkley: not you ll
6:19 PM - Tom Blanco: *ten*
6:19 PM - C. Barkley: no fives for you
6:19 PM - Stitch: *five*
6:19 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL's shove moves the pod more. The blurry picutre of the ceiling through the fogged glass seems changed
6:19 PM - Little Lightning: I FIVED YOU ANYWAY
6:19 PM - Little Lightning: WANNA FIGHT ME?
6:20 PM - C. Barkley: I undo Jenson's straps.
6:20 PM - Little Lightning: hot
6:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Jenson remains out cold because his player is a pleb
6:20 PM - Tom Blanco: why do you need to find some homosexual innuendo in everything Potato
6:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: because he looks for them
6:20 PM - Tom Blanco: well yeah
6:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: OK, going by sequence, I will now describe Barkley and Jenson's captivity
6:21 PM - Stitch: how did CB get out of his straps?
6:21 PM - C. Barkley: a. 7 str
6:21 PM - C. Barkley: b. barkley
6:21 PM - Tom Blanco: with the power of the slam
6:21 PM - C. Barkley: any more questions?
6:21 PM - Tom Blanco: of course
6:21 PM - Stitch: I have 8 str
6:22 PM - C. Barkley: you also haven't rolled yet c:
6:22 PM - Stitch: pass
6:22 PM - Little Lightning: How do  disable the profile pics?
6:22 PM - Stitch: 5
6:22 PM - C. Barkley: settings
6:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The room's floor is concrete. Large, thick, reinforced glass windows are about a person and a half's height above the walls, looking down in the room. It appears to be a surgical room of some sort. Two tables, on which you and Jenson were, two sinks, two computer monitors, a desk and a shelf of various items which could be of use
6:22 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
6:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: also Wing we're doing it on rolz now since Ciaster is running ToasterOS
6:23 PM - Little Lightning: taht's better
6:23 PM - Stitch: kk
6:23 PM - C. Barkley: I check the shelf.
6:23 PM - C. Barkley: also wheres the door
6:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Oh yeah shoulda mentioned that
6:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: two sealed doors are on either side of the room, facing south, while a third sealed door is centered in the wall facing north
6:24 PM - Tom Blanco: also I've been looking for the occasion to link this but since Barkley isn't really the murdering type I'll just post that now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B2F2hiHxTE
6:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: as for the shelf you find You find: 3 Stimpaks, Bag of 20 Rusty Scalpels, Psycho, Surgical Tubing, Forceps, Large Metal Bottle of Knockout Gas, 8 Airtight Empty Glass Jars
6:24 PM - Little Lightning: SURGICAL TUBIN
6:24 PM - Little Lightning: TUBING
6:25 PM - C. Barkley: I take the stimpaks, the scalpels, the tubing, and 2 jars.
6:25 PM - C. Barkley: 'This could come in handy, maybe.' Barkley thinks to himself.
6:25 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Each weighs a pound
6:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Next up is Tom and Stitch's room
6:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: same basic description as Barkley's
6:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but more or less reversed so the doors are all on the north wall instead of south wall
6:27 PM - Tom Blanco: effort.txt
6:27 PM - C. Barkley: its a facility, shoosh :v
6:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: there is a table with bloodied bits between Tom and Stitch
6:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: bloodied bits and some other stuff
6:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and where'd LL go in Roll20?
6:27 PM - Tom Blanco: "Jeez, what the hell happened here?"
6:28 PM - Stitch: "I guess they got one of us"
6:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Examining the table, Tom uncovers: Needler Pistol, 15 KO cartridges, 20 cartridges, wonder glue, thick leather gloves, spare razor heads, nails
6:28 PM - C. Barkley: >needler
6:28 PM - C. Barkley: DAYUUUUUM
6:28 PM - C. Barkley: DAYUUUUM
6:28 PM - C. Barkley: DAYUMMMMMM
6:28 PM - Tom Blanco: I kinda nerf'd the needler
6:28 PM - C. Barkley: aw
6:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's the only medically affiliated SG weapon I could think of that Tom could use :v
6:28 PM - Stitch: Can I put razor blades on the glove?
6:28 PM - C. Barkley: stitch
6:29 PM - C. Barkley: put nails in it
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but of course! That is the purpose of the glue
6:29 PM - Stitch: with the glue
6:29 PM - Tom Blanco: are the 20 cartridges regular or are they the reinforced metal ones I kinda specified but not really?
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: nails and razors
6:29 PM - Stitch: yay
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: uh
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes?
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
6:29 PM - Tom Blanco: time to find some acid or poison then :D
6:29 PM - Stitch: Stitch straps the gloveonto his left hand and glue nails and razors to it
6:29 PM - Tom Blanco: "Needler? Better than nothin'."
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Did you balance those?
6:29 PM - Tom Blanco: no
6:29 PM - Tom Blanco: they don't really need balancing
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ah shit
6:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: welp
6:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: anyway, Tom and Stitch also note and examine a shelf, which holds 2 Stimpaks, Scalpel, Med-X, Surgical Tubing, Forceps
6:30 PM - Little Lightning: So who stopped the music?
6:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: me
6:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: want it to continue?
6:30 PM - Stitch: What are the states for gloves with razors
6:30 PM - C. Barkley: im listening to the django soundtrack
6:30 PM - C. Barkley: c;
6:30 PM - Tom Blanco: dibs on the stims and the medx
6:30 PM - Tom Blanco: because drugs
6:30 PM - Stitch: Stitch takes the Stimpacks and medx
6:30 PM - Little Lightning: I liked the music
6:30 PM - Stitch: np
6:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: alrighty then
6:30 PM - Stitch: I don't have any healing items :V
6:30 PM - Tom Blanco: oh
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you don't have anything right now
6:31 PM - Tom Blanco: in this case take the stims
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
6:31 PM - C. Barkley: i finally have stims
6:31 PM - Tom Blanco: oh, yeah
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: except what you just found
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You can add all this to your normal sheets
6:31 PM - Tom Blanco: in this case, take *one* stim
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Just don't use anything on them
6:31 PM - Stitch: We can split the stims
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: until you get the stuff back
6:31 PM - Stitch: 1 for me 1 for u
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Finally, LL
6:31 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah that's what I meant
6:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Still trapped in the pod, but it's clearly been moved. If you wiggle just right you can feel it wobble
6:32 PM - C. Barkley: "Wait a minute, where's my goddamn ball?"
6:32 PM - Stitch: Also what are stats for the glove?
6:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: um
6:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: didn't think of that
6:32 PM - Stitch: huhehehuehuehueh
6:32 PM - C. Barkley: "And the rest of my things. Aw, lord what have we gotten ourselves into?"
6:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm sure there's something in the rebalance that has something like that
6:32 PM - Tom Blanco: use the stats for one of the weird glove weapons
6:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: maybe the feeder?
6:32 PM - Stitch: kk
6:32 PM - Tom Blanco: like I dunno the lacerators? I think are exactly that
6:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: laverators
6:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: there you go
6:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: lacarators
6:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: whatever
6:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: moving on
6:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL
6:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Whatcha donna do
6:33 PM - C. Barkley: just use spiked knuckles or something
6:33 PM - C. Barkley: :v
6:33 PM - Tom Blanco: he's gonna be OP either way
6:33 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
6:33 PM - Tom Blanco: especially since he can make special punches
6:33 PM - Little Lightning: I brace my self and slam hard against the pod one more time
6:33 PM - Tom Blanco: special punches are meant to be OP and they are
6:34 PM - Tom Blanco: just not *that* OP
6:34 PM - C. Barkley: like ballin
6:34 PM - C. Barkley: ballin is op by nature
6:34 PM - C. Barkley: c:
6:34 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You slam the pod in such a way that you feel Barkley would be proud
6:34 PM - Stitch: also I assume AP cost is 3?
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: wow dude this surround sound
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: it sounds lke
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: like
6:35 PM - Stitch: :V
6:35 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You feel a drop and hit the floor hard. The glass cracks and the pod door bends open just enough to reach a hand out
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: like im not even wearing headphones
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: this is so fuckin cool
6:35 PM - Stitch: shit bro
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: just gonna like
6:35 PM - Little Lightning: "Shit"
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: nerdgasm for a bit
6:35 PM - Stitch: what headphones are they?
6:35 PM - C. Barkley: gamecom 780s, nigga
6:35 PM - Stitch: damn
6:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Gamecoms are good, but they'll probably break eventually
6:36 PM - C. Barkley: so does everything else
6:36 PM - Stitch: hey want to hear a joke
6:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and if the ear pieces are fuzzy like my old ones were they'll attract lint more than a well tailored suit
6:36 PM - Tom Blanco disconnected.
6:36 PM - Stitch: turtlebeaches
6:36 PM - C. Barkley: OHHHH
6:36 PM - C. Barkley: BURNNNN
6:36 PM - Stitch: I hate those with a passion
6:36 PM - C. Barkley: i want a pnp based on like
6:36 PM - Stitch: I don't even use headphones but they are so dumb
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: during the civil war
6:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm using Senhessier headphones. They're pretty damn nice
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: or right before it
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: so everyones a racist bastard
6:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: also have fun doing nothing brb dinner
6:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: c:
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: and then i wanna play as a black guy
6:37 PM - Stitch: Dungeons and Declarations?
6:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: wait 4 me bbys
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: just to see how itd go
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: dndec would work
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: thats more revolutionary times tho
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: where its racist all over
6:37 PM - C. Barkley: civil war times the north is more lenient
6:38 PM - Little Lightning: yo where am I
6:38 PM - Tom Blanco entered chat.
6:38 PM - Stitch: I'd want to play as the punisher
6:38 PM - Stitch: but with peacemakers
6:38 PM - C. Barkley: :V
6:38 PM - C. Barkley: oh my god
6:38 PM - C. Barkley: wild west punisher
6:38 PM - C. Barkley: with a metal as fuck deathhorse
6:38 PM - Stitch: :V
6:38 PM - Little Lightning: You mean Jonah Hex?
6:39 PM - Stitch: Yeah pretty much
6:39 PM - Stitch: Also shall we continue?
6:39 PM - Little Lightning: ye
6:39 PM - Little Lightning: GM is eating though
6:39 PM - C. Barkley: guys
6:39 PM - Tom Blanco: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucking hell I hate this computer I want to grab a rifle and punch a couple of holes in the fucking thing
6:39 PM - C. Barkley: guys imagine ghost rider in civil war times
6:40 PM - Tom Blanco: well he'd uh
6:40 PM - Tom Blanco: ride a horse
6:40 PM - C. Barkley: with fire and skulls
6:40 PM - C. Barkley: and he'd have a regular firewhip
6:40 PM - Stitch: Guys
6:40 PM - C. Barkley: and itd be cool
6:40 PM - Stitch: imagine wild west nic cage
6:40 PM - Tom Blanco: go play red dead redemption undead nightmare
6:41 PM - C. Barkley: imagine that delicious sheriff duster
6:41 PM - Tom Blanco: well there's no whip
6:41 PM - C. Barkley: nah i didnt like undead nightmare
6:41 PM - Tom Blanco: whaaaaaaaaaaaat
6:41 PM - Tom Blanco: nigga u wot
6:41 PM - C. Barkley: ?
6:41 PM - Tom Blanco: undead nightmare fucking owned
6:41 PM - Tom Blanco: it's one of the best DLCs I have ever played
6:41 PM - C. Barkley: really?
6:41 PM - C. Barkley: i didnt like it at all
6:41 PM - Tom Blanco: yes
6:42 PM - Tom Blanco: but but it had zombies in the wild west
6:42 PM - Tom Blanco: and zombie animals
6:42 PM - Little Lightning: Also are we sure we're in Vault 113?
6:42 PM - C. Barkley: thats the stupid part
6:42 PM - Stitch: It wasn't that good
6:42 PM - Little Lightning: Knowing the GM
6:42 PM - Tom Blanco: and sasquatches in possibly the best sidequest ever
6:42 PM - C. Barkley: zombies n shit are dumb
6:42 PM - C. Barkley: i loved the golden animal hunts
6:42 PM - Stitch: it  was a cool idea but it was so boring
6:42 PM - C. Barkley: ^
6:42 PM - Stitch: I liked Sleeping Dog's zombie dlc but it was extremely short
6:43 PM - C. Barkley: zombies are stupid
6:43 PM - Stitch: ^
6:43 PM - Tom Blanco: well maybe but undead nightmare was way better since it went with the "mystical creature" zombies not the "bio weapon gone wrong" zombies
6:43 PM - C. Barkley: they get shoehorned into fucking everything
6:43 PM - Little Lightning: Yeah
6:43 PM - Tom Blanco: also there were chucacabras and shit it wasn't only zombies
6:43 PM - Little Lightning: and that shoehorn is a zombie
6:43 PM - Little Lightning: It's
6:43 PM - C. Barkley: like the sr3 thing
6:43 PM - Stitch: Resi4 had better zombies that the rest of the series
6:43 PM - Little Lightning: A dhoehorn with teeth
6:43 PM - Little Lightning: Shoehorn*
6:43 PM - C. Barkley: re4 is the best re
6:44 PM - Little Lightning: Although we know there's no such thing
6:44 PM - Tom Blanco: it also let you murder zombies with a LeMat revolver in slo-mo from an unicorn
6:44 PM - Stitch: Everyone said Ganados were bullshit but come on
6:44 PM - Stitch: T virus
6:44 PM - Tom Blanco: it's the best thing
6:44 PM - Stitch: really
6:44 PM - Tom Blanco: also yeah RE4 would be the best if it didn't have a pc port that lacks mouse support
6:44 PM - Little Lightning: Oh and by the way knowing me the Ghostbusters campaign is going to end up with a bunch of TMBG refrences
6:44 PM - C. Barkley: tmbg
6:44 PM - C. Barkley: im trying to remember what thatmeans
6:45 PM - Stitch: THey might be giants
6:45 PM - Little Lightning: They Might Be Giants
6:45 PM - C. Barkley: wot
6:45 PM - Stitch: (potatoes is the only person who listens to them)
6:45 PM - Stitch: they are a band
6:45 PM - Little Lightning: Besides
6:45 PM - Little Lightning: You know
6:45 PM - Tom Blanco: oh yeah I might have heard of 'em
6:45 PM - Little Lightning: Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchet Weird Al Johnathan Coulton Weezer
6:46 PM - Stitch: Never heard of them
6:46 PM - Tom Blanco: I really hope you're taking the piss, Wing
6:46 PM - Stitch: actually I've heard of Terry Pratchet
6:46 PM - Stitch: o and weezer
6:46 PM - Stitch: and Neil Gaiman
6:46 PM - Tom Blanco: ever watched Stardust? great movie also based on a Gaiman novel
6:46 PM - Tom Blanco: oh, good
6:46 PM - Little Lightning: You've never head of Weird Al?
6:46 PM - Stitch: And Weird Al
6:46 PM - Little Lightning: Good
6:46 PM - Little Lightning: Everyone's heard of Weird Al
6:47 PM - Stitch: Nevermind I haven't heard of Gaiman
6:47 PM - Little Lightning: fuqu
6:47 PM - Tom Blanco: in fact I'm pretty sure it's impossible to not have heard of Weird Al
6:47 PM - Stitch: i dunt read books
6:47 PM - Little Lightning: Coraline, Sandman, Good Omens with Terry Pratchet
6:48 PM - Stitch: My campaign would just have a bunch of Twin Peaks references
6:48 PM - C. Barkley: coraline is so good
6:48 PM - C. Barkley: what a great book
6:48 PM - C. Barkley: nigga i love reading
6:48 PM - C. Barkley: readings the shit
6:48 PM - Little Lightning: ^^^
6:48 PM - Tom Blanco: Good Omens is the best book ever, fact
6:48 PM - C. Barkley: if anyone wrote some fallout novels
6:48 PM - Little Lightning: Good Omens is fantastic
6:48 PM - C. Barkley: id read that shit STAT
6:48 PM - Stitch: school ruined reading for me
6:48 PM - Tom Blanco: never read Coraline but seen the movie
6:49 PM - Tom Blanco: a few times even
6:49 PM - C. Barkley: man
6:49 PM - C. Barkley: the books i read in school
6:49 PM - C. Barkley: i read so much that ive already read em all
6:49 PM - C. Barkley: so i just kinda doze off and pretend to pay attention
6:49 PM - Little Lightning: TMBG did an entire soundtrack for Coraline that never got put in
6:49 PM - C. Barkley: very fun
6:49 PM - Little Lightning: The other father's song was the only one that got it
6:49 PM - Stitch: Only book in school I liked was Of Mice and Men
6:49 PM - Tom Blanco: what kinda set novels do y'all get in the US by the way?
6:50 PM - Stitch: everything else was either bullshit or my own choice
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: set novels
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: uwot
6:50 PM - Little Lightning: The songs were made before the director was like "Holy shit we need to make this shit ultra dark"
6:50 PM - Tom Blanco: set books I mean
6:50 PM - Tom Blanco: shit
6:50 PM - Tom Blanco: english be hard
6:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hey babes
6:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: miss me?
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: set books>
6:50 PM - Tom Blanco: no
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: wot
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: no
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: no one did
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: when did you leave?
6:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well then I guess the game's over
6:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: go home
6:50 PM - Stitch: Oh
6:50 PM - Stitch: okay
6:50 PM - Tom Blanco: wait, set books aren't a thing over there? shit
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: surgical equipment falls
6:50 PM - C. Barkley: everyone dies
6:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Vault falls everyone dies
6:51 PM - Little Lightning: Good, we're in the Vault
6:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so anyway
6:51 PM - Stitch: I think they are but I never seem em at a bookstore or anything
6:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL
6:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: in a smashed up pod on the floor
6:51 PM - C. Barkley: tom
6:51 PM - C. Barkley: what the fuck are set books
6:51 PM - C. Barkley: as in boxsets of books?
6:51 PM - Stitch: Yeah
6:51 PM - Stitch: I think
6:51 PM - C. Barkley: those are everywhere then
6:51 PM - Tom Blanco: like, books you have to read? for school? they taught me that was an english term
6:51 PM - Stitch: I never seen em
6:51 PM - C. Barkley: oh
6:51 PM - C. Barkley: set books?
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: no one calls them that
6:52 PM - Tom Blanco: actually maybe that was a british english thing
6:52 PM - Little Lightning: Every place has them
6:52 PM - Tom Blanco: fucking hell
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: man dude
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: and yeah we do
6:52 PM - Tom Blanco: this shit's confusing y'all
6:52 PM - Little Lightning: It's just only Limeys call them set books
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: stuff like uh
6:52 PM - Stitch: Just shitty literature books
6:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL, through the crack between the pod doors you can see something large and mutant-looking
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: anne of green gables
6:52 PM - Little Lightning: we just call them "books we have to read for school"
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: hmm
6:52 PM - Stitch: White Castle
6:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it is lying curled up and sleeping on the floor
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: some other regular shit
6:52 PM - Stitch: Great Expectations
6:52 PM - Stitch: ect.
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: WEE HOO OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: ye
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: those are all great books btw
6:52 PM - Stitch: I hated both of them
6:52 PM - C. Barkley: anne of gg is a little boring for some people
6:52 PM - Little Lightning: Uh oh
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: i can read anything tho
6:53 PM - Little Lightning: I don't like where this is goin'
6:53 PM - Tom Blanco: of course, but even the greatest books get boring as shit when you're forced to read 'em
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: naw
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: well
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: maybe
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: i just read everything i can get my hands on
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: including 50 shades
6:53 PM - Little Lightning: So I'm still inside the pod?
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: :V
6:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
6:53 PM - Little Lightning: Can I reach out my hand and open the pod from the outside?
6:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You can
6:53 PM - Stitch: have you actually read 50 shades?
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: I move to the window and peer outside
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
6:53 PM - Little Lightning: I do so
6:53 PM - C. Barkley: its not bad actually
6:53 PM - Stitch: is it
6:53 PM - Stitch: like
6:54 PM - Stitch: fappable
6:54 PM - Little Lightning: It's a Twilight fanfiction
6:54 PM - C. Barkley: not really?
6:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Barkley sees nothing of interest out the windows except bland halls
6:54 PM - C. Barkley: its not the worst book
6:54 PM - Stitch: Okay
6:54 PM - Stitch: Disregard those last statements
6:54 PM - C. Barkley: god awful hilarious dialogue and descriptions tho
6:54 PM - Stitch: :V
6:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The three doors are the only other notable feature in the room, considering the computers are all off and the shelves have been pilfered by you
6:54 PM - Little Lightning: Wait isn't it my turn?
6:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well yeah but he asked a question
6:55 PM - Tom Blanco disconnected.
6:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so what are you gonna do LL?
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: oi gm
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: i peer outside shithead
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: oh nevermind
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: shuddu
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: p
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: Lv
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: :V
6:55 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: man i cant type today
6:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: shitheaded shithead u shithead
6:55 PM - C. Barkley: :ccc
6:55 PM - Little Lightning: So I tip-toe closer to the mutant thing
6:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ccc:
6:56 PM - C. Barkley: god the difference between regular sound and dolby 7.1 is just redonk
6:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh yeah, you should roll da sneek
6:56 PM - Little Lightning: pass
6:56 PM - C. Barkley: oogity boogity wherda wite wimmin at
6:56 PM - Little Lightning: Ohfuck.jpg
6:56 PM - C. Barkley: roll in rolz fag
6:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you sneak closer and note that it is a giant thing you don't liket he looks of
6:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: though the room you're in you recognize as some sort of ritual room
6:57 PM - C. Barkley: wheres tom :c
6:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The thing you've never seen before which you will arbitrairly define as a floater is still sleeping
6:58 PM - Stitch: kick it in the nut
6:58 PM - Stitch: s
6:58 PM - Little Lightning: "O.K." I think. "I'm in the ritual room, which means I'm in the Vault. Which means I need to get out of here, get my stuff, get the stockpile and my brother's whip, get everyone together and then go face dad"
6:58 PM - Little Lightning: "....I'm so screwed"
6:58 PM - C. Barkley: ll
6:58 PM - Stitch: Talking outloud near dangerous monster*
6:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: when was the whip ever mentioned
6:58 PM - C. Barkley: you should guile kick the monster with lightning power
6:59 PM - Little Lightning: You know, CWT's electrowhip
6:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well yeah
6:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but it was made of leather, on his person, and he died in an explosion of patriotism
6:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: over a decade ago
6:59 PM - Little Lightning: I mentioned like two games ago that I wanted to go to the Vault to get stims caps and the whip
6:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I never consented to the whip's existence?
7:00 PM - C. Barkley: shouldnt be too hard to make one
7:00 PM - C. Barkley: whip, iron or some other conductive metal
7:00 PM - C. Barkley: possibly copper strands and rings
7:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm just saying that CWT's whip is ash
7:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he never even used it :v
7:00 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
7:00 PM - Little Lightning: Well
7:00 PM - Stitch: Reforge it
7:00 PM - Stitch: like Andruil
7:00 PM - Little Lightning: Can we asume that John's spear is still intact?
7:00 PM - C. Barkley: gon have to repair one up yourself nig
7:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Well sure
7:01 PM - C. Barkley: he probably has it on his person :v
7:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but you'll need to pry it from him
7:01 PM - Little Lightning: Shit wait a min
7:01 PM - Little Lightning: John had O.K. melee
7:01 PM - Little Lightning: I used that spear like twice
7:01 PM - Little Lightning: before switched to unarmed
7:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: in any case youw dawdling about has caused the creature to twitch in its sleep as though it might awaken soon
7:01 PM - Little Lightning: WHY would he be using it
7:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: because it's his?
7:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: why are you arguing with god?
7:02 PM - Little Lightning: Because I was going to do this cool thing where LL uses artifacts from her family to fight John
7:02 PM - C. Barkley: one of them doesnt exist
7:02 PM - C. Barkley: the other one is in the boss's hands
7:02 PM - Little Lightning: yeah
7:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and also, upon closer inspection, you note that the creature appears to have frost small icicles hanging from the "head"
7:02 PM - C. Barkley: somehow i think thats not gonna happepen
7:02 PM - Little Lightning: Which leaves the sentimental laser pistol
7:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which you've always had with you
7:03 PM - C. Barkley: which is a pos
7:03 PM - Little Lightning: what evem is that thing?
7:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you ever play the original Fallouts?
7:03 PM - Little Lightning: Never got too far in them
7:03 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: terrible person
7:04 PM - C. Barkley: http://stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Pseudodog
7:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: since you've obviously not doing anything
7:04 PM - C. Barkley: i thought it was one of these
7:04 PM - C. Barkley: or a blind dog
7:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's Barkley's turn
7:04 PM - Stitch: brb
7:04 PM - C. Barkley: I try the doorknob.
7:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The doors on either side are locked, but the one in the middle opens
7:05 PM - C. Barkley: "Great security." I think.
7:05 PM - C. Barkley: I look outside for danger
7:05 PM - C. Barkley: roll per?
7:05 PM - C. Barkley: or sneak
7:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: sneak to stay hidden from any danger
7:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: But you see a small room with various glass tanks in it
7:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: These large tanks hold varying animals, rodents and creatures suspended in some sort of fluid. Among them you pick out rats, radscorpions and even some snake-like mutant abomination you're unfamiliar with. One tank is broken.
7:05 PM - C. Barkley: pass, wow
7:06 PM - Little Lightning: :ccccc
7:06 PM - C. Barkley: "That can't be good."
7:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: In the corner you see a ghoul, staring at the wall
7:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: by the broken tank
7:06 PM - C. Barkley: Aw hell.
7:06 PM - C. Barkley: uhh
7:06 PM - C. Barkley: I check around for a computer
7:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: There's a computer stationed between the tanks
7:06 PM - C. Barkley: how close to the ghoul
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: oh
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: that close
7:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You can literally see for yourself
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: fuck thats real close
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: i pass by that room and continue down the hall
7:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that was the whole point of the Roll20
7:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: how are you going down a hall
7:07 PM - Stitch: back
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: oh
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: i thought it was across the
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: i didnt even look at r20 :V
7:07 PM - C. Barkley: ok uh
7:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Why the fuck do I even bother then
7:08 PM - C. Barkley: i close that door
7:08 PM - C. Barkley: and ill pass on my turn
7:08 PM - Tom Blanco entered chat.
7:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Alrighty then
7:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Tom? Stitch?
7:08 PM - Tom Blanco: ghm4rtjklhgfdsda
7:08 PM - Tom Blanco: aaaaaaaaaaargh
7:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: In the same room. 3 doors.
7:08 PM - Stitch: Eyo
7:08 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
7:08 PM - Tom Blanco: so uh
7:09 PM - Stitch: I'll sneak-open the doors and you go in guns blazin?
7:09 PM - C. Barkley: with what guns
7:09 PM - C. Barkley: :v
7:09 PM - Stitch: Needler
7:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: needler a poppin
7:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: at least I assume needlers make pop noises
7:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that's that I imagine they'd make anyway
7:10 PM - Stitch: more like ffffzt
7:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: more like shut up
7:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: C:
7:10 PM - C. Barkley: i imagine it sounds like a blast of compressed air
7:10 PM - Tom Blanco: I'd go with *ffp*
7:10 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah exactly
7:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So once again the two side doors are locked, but the middle door is opened halfway
7:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the mechanisms seem jammed as it won't open or close
7:10 PM - Stitch: Stitch moves up to the middle door
7:10 PM - Tom Blanco: "Go first, Stitch. I'll cover ya."
7:10 PM - Stitch: all sneaky like
7:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: But you can just about squeeze inside the gap if you wanted to
7:11 PM - Stitch: Alright
7:11 PM - Stitch: Whut is inside
7:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh yeah
7:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: um
7:11 PM - Little Lightning: butts
7:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Inside the room is a small desk. There is an open book with handwritten text. The text seems to be John's personal journal, explaining how he started using the "taboo" parts of the tribals' Vault as an impromptu lab for his experiments. Turns out these parts were the medical wing, fully stocked surgical rooms and all. One recent log exclaims his discovery of a sample of the strain of FEV which he believed to be the cause of the psyker abilities. The logs became less coherent from then on.
7:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: aka tldr words
7:12 PM - Little Lightning: ......?
7:12 PM - C. Barkley: wow i got stuck in the shit room with none of the cool shit
7:12 PM - C. Barkley: i cri
7:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you had a ghoul :v
7:12 PM - C. Barkley: thats not cool
7:12 PM - C. Barkley: hes feral probs
7:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which you NOPEd away from
7:12 PM - C. Barkley: i dont have any weapons
7:12 PM - Tom Blanco: yo which one of y'all is Clinton Arnold and why are you creating conflicted copies in the Dropbox
7:13 PM - C. Barkley: +i can see his healthbar
7:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Clint is Jenson
7:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and I don't think he's doing it
7:13 PM - C. Barkley: :I
7:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: some shit must be up
7:13 PM - Stitch: Stitch wispers over to Tom "Come here and looks at this"
7:13 PM - Tom Blanco: well Dropbox's saying "Clinton Arnold's conflicted copy"
7:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I see that too
7:13 PM - Tom Blanco: I come there and look at that
7:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: But I don't know what it's about
7:13 PM - Stitch: "We have to destroy this"
7:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, I got that much."
7:13 PM - Little Lightning: wait destroy the journal?
7:14 PM - Tom Blanco: no, dummy, destroy the facility
7:14 PM - Little Lightning: good
7:14 PM - Tom Blanco: why the fuck would we destroy the journal
7:14 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: On the desk next to the journal is a single hypo, fitted for the needler gun
7:14 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it is unmarked
7:14 PM - Tom Blanco: yoink
7:14 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but it doesn't look like any sort of poison or acid you've ever seen
7:14 PM - C. Barkley: fev
7:14 PM - Stitch: brb
7:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ok I lied so it wasn't unmarked
7:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it has "001" on it
7:15 PM - Tom Blanco: knowing my luck it's actually a potent combat booster and I'm gonna stick an enemy with that
7:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ooo
7:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: good idea
7:15 PM - Tom Blanco: fuk u
7:15 PM - Little Lightning: see?
7:15 PM - Little Lightning: see?
7:15 PM - Tom Blanco: I just self-nerfed
7:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: dangerous hypos which looks deadly actually turn out to be stimpak compoubds
7:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: genius
7:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so anyways
7:16 PM - C. Barkley: its like the unknown magic ring
7:16 PM - Tom Blanco: is this Fallout or fuckin' Tomb Of Horrors
7:16 PM - C. Barkley: which happened to be of water walking
7:16 PM - Little Lightning: ^^^
7:16 PM - C. Barkley: keeps the varmints on the run tho
7:16 PM - C. Barkley: man thats the kind of gm id be
7:16 PM - Stitch: alright I can't play right now
7:16 PM - Tom Blanco: honestly gimme a couple dozen throwaway characters and I'd play Tomb Of Horrors, just to see what it's like
7:16 PM - Stitch: my dad is a shit lord and wants me to mow the lawn
7:16 PM - Stitch: so I'll be back in like an hour
7:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ah
7:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: welp
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: but yeah if i was the gm id be evil
7:17 PM - Tom Blanco: how big IS your lawn dude
7:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so uh, break I guess? Or wanna just stop this shit for now?
7:17 PM - Stitch: not that big but shit still takes a while
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: yeah break
7:17 PM - Little Lightning: break
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: i want to continue but we can break for now
7:17 PM - Tom Blanco: break's fine
7:17 PM - Stitch: alright cya for now
7:17 PM - Stitch left chat.
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: just keep the shit open everyone
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: easier that way
7:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well sure, you're all fine with it, but think of Ciaster
7:17 PM - Tom Blanco: so back in an hour I guess? time to play Saints Row
7:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's probably like midnight for the poor pole
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: 7:18 PM - Tom Blanco: break's fine
7:17 PM - C. Barkley: yeah sorry tom
7:18 PM - Little Lightning: get wrecked
7:18 PM - Tom Blanco: I'll be fine yo
7:18 PM - C. Barkley: for forcing you into this :c
7:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: just saying
7:18 PM - C. Barkley: <#
7:18 PM - C. Barkley: <3
7:18 PM - C. Barkley: i love yall niggas
7:18 PM - Tom Blanco: oh and it's 1.18 AM right now actually :v
7:18 PM - C. Barkley: best pnp'ers
7:18 PM - C. Barkley: what does the area where you live even look like
7:18 PM - Tom Blanco: it's a block of flats, next to a street that's basically the main throughoutfare of three cities
7:19 PM - Tom Blanco: which are close together so they're called the Trójmiasto, or "Tricity"
7:19 PM - C. Barkley: thats coo
7:19 PM - C. Barkley: polish is a nice-ass sounding language
7:20 PM - Tom Blanco: can be hell when it comes to spelling
7:20 PM - C. Barkley: :v
7:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: German always sounds angry though
7:20 PM - C. Barkley: do you have the special characters on your keyboard somewhere?
7:20 PM - C. Barkley: german sounds pretty angry yeah
7:20 PM - Tom Blanco: for example, ó and u are the same damn sound and whether you use one or the other is determined by a bunch of arbitrary rules
7:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I don't think I've ever heard Polish
7:20 PM - C. Barkley: goddammit gm
7:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: c:
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: yer shite music
7:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'll play something nice and instrumental now
7:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: trust me it'll be nice
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: nah ill continue listening to the django ost
7:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and r u callin Evangelion shiet
7:21 PM - Tom Blanco: nah, I just hold down the left alt key and that's how I get special characters
7:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: die in a fire
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: thats cool
7:21 PM - Tom Blanco: also Django OST is ownage
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: DJANGO
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: DJANGO
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: man i love these songs
7:21 PM - Tom Blanco: it's DJANGOooooooo
7:21 PM - C. Barkley: DJANGOOOOOO
7:22 PM - C. Barkley: ye
7:22 PM - Tom Blanco: you know what? since we've got like an hour long break, I'm gonna do a restart
7:22 PM - Tom Blanco: maybe shit's gonna start working better
7:22 PM - Tom Blanco: see y'all on the other side
7:23 PM - C. Barkley: goodbye my lover
7:23 PM - Little Lightning: dafuq is this shit
7:23 PM - Tom Blanco disconnected.
7:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Trigun you pleb
7:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and it's good shit
7:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what else can I play...
7:26 PM - Little Lightning: yes
7:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes?
7:26 PM - C. Barkley: yes
7:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
7:27 PM - Little Lightning: going to eat brb
7:27 PM - C. Barkley: so
7:27 PM - C. Barkley: someone made a tf2 hat
7:27 PM - C. Barkley: thats basically a big blood splatter on pyros face
7:27 PM - C. Barkley: http://i.imgur.com/4QDo5uw.png
7:27 PM - Little Lightning: I saw
7:27 PM - C. Barkley: paintability?
7:27 PM - C. Barkley: yeah lol
7:28 PM - C. Barkley: brb
7:34 PM - Stitch entered chat.
7:35 PM - Stitch: back
7:35 PM - Stitch: I'm really sorry about that
7:35 PM - C. Barkley: yo
7:35 PM - C. Barkley: ciasster is restarting
7:35 PM - Stitch: alright
7:40 PM - Little Lightning: Bakc
7:40 PM - Little Lightning: back*
7:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Still waiting on Ciaster
7:41 PM - Stitch: probably running dos
7:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: once you guys get the hell out of those rooms actual combat will start and things will stop being so goddamned dull
7:41 PM - Tom Blanco entered chat.
7:42 PM - Tom Blanco: and I'm back!
7:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: since you guys are more or less fucked without your soopa powa op megadeath guns
7:42 PM - Little Lightning: coo
7:42 PM - Tom Blanco: has Wing finished mowing his lawn yet?
7:42 PM - Stitch: ye[
7:42 PM - Stitch: yep
7:42 PM - Tom Blanco: yay
7:42 PM - Stitch: and it looks like shit but who cares
7:42 PM - Tom Blanco: alright then let's get this shit started
7:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's a lie satan has actually hacked his account that isn't Wing
7:42 PM - Tom Blanco: oh
7:42 PM - Stitch: anyone who judges someone based on their lawn is a racist cunt and should go die
7:42 PM - Tom Blanco: alright then as long as he doesn't take Ryan like piss breaks he's ok
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: See: Hank Hill
7:43 PM - Tom Blanco: also lol I don't even have a lawn 420 live in a flat erryday
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so yeah
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: game
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no distractions
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: game
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ues
7:43 PM - C. Barkley: my grandpa won best lawn in the neighborhood once
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we game now
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: pnp
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the game
7:43 PM - Tom Blanco: so game
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we do
7:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
7:43 PM - C. Barkley: such paper
7:43 PM - Tom Blanco: all focused
7:43 PM - C. Barkley: wow
7:44 PM - C. Barkley: all am focu
7:44 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
7:44 PM - Little Lightning: Let's a go
7:44 PM - Stitch: blaze it
7:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL next to floater
7:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what do
7:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Floater sleep
7:44 PM - Stitch: zap
7:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what LL to with sleep floater
7:45 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
7:45 PM - Little Lightning: I
7:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yisssss?
7:45 PM - Little Lightning: What's behind him?
7:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: a wall
7:45 PM - Little Lightning: ah
7:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: if you'd look at the Roll20 I painstakingly made for you plebs
7:45 PM - Stitch: you should look at the roll20
7:45 PM - Little Lightning: So I have no reason to interact with him
7:45 PM - C. Barkley: what LL to with sleep floater
7:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which you're not even using
7:45 PM - Stitch: yea[
7:45 PM - C. Barkley: LL sleep with floater?
7:45 PM - C. Barkley: really gm
7:45 PM - C. Barkley: wow
7:45 PM - Little Lightning: I was double checking
7:46 PM - Little Lightning: Who knows what could be hidden
7:46 PM - Little Lightning: I sneak out of the room
7:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Roll sneak, then you can only move as many spaces as you have AP before you have to roll again
7:46 PM - Stitch: ^ das gud
7:46 PM - C. Barkley: ooh good mechanic
7:46 PM - Little Lightning: pass
7:47 PM - Little Lightning: 9 ap
7:47 PM - Stitch: also creaky as fuck door -50 to rols
7:47 PM - Tom Blanco: it's a vault door
7:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well considering they're all vault doors
7:47 PM - Tom Blanco: these uh don't creak
7:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which are just quiet whooshes
7:47 PM - Stitch: so they go WOOOOSH
7:47 PM - Stitch: o
7:47 PM - Little Lightning: so 9 ft or 9 tiles?
7:47 PM - Stitch: 9 ft
7:48 PM - Little Lightning: k
7:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no, 9 times
7:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: tiles
7:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: each tile is 3 feet
7:48 PM - Little Lightning: Oh!
7:48 PM - Little Lightning: Then I have more than enough AP
7:48 PM - Stitch: 9ft is 9 hexes right?
7:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no
7:48 PM - Stitch: nevermind
7:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: each hex is a meter
7:48 PM - C. Barkley: ^
7:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which is ~3 feet
7:48 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
7:48 PM - Little Lightning: It was 5-6 tiles between me and the door
7:48 PM - Stitch: yeah
7:48 PM - Little Lightning: 9 ap
7:48 PM - C. Barkley: just say each hex is a yard
7:48 PM - C. Barkley: so its exactly 3 feet
7:49 PM - C. Barkley: murrica
7:49 PM - C. Barkley: fuk the yurop
7:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and the rest of the AP gets you out
7:49 PM - Stitch: math*
7:49 PM - Little Lightning: Coo
7:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Next
7:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Barkley
7:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Duke of dunks
7:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: etc etc
7:49 PM - C. Barkley: uhmm
7:49 PM - C. Barkley: hm
7:49 PM - Little Lightning: Baron of B-Ball
7:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Roll PER?
7:49 PM - Little Lightning: King of the Court
7:50 PM - C. Barkley: lets see
7:50 PM - Little Lightning: Half-Court Hero
7:50 PM - C. Barkley: look at the notebook on the desk
7:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: m8
7:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you ain't in the notebook room
7:50 PM - C. Barkley: ye
7:50 PM - Stitch: What notebook
7:50 PM - C. Barkley: on the desk
7:50 PM - C. Barkley: that green thing
7:50 PM - Stitch: That isn't a book
7:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that was just there
7:50 PM - Little Lightning: Oh
7:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but ok
7:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: idea
7:51 PM - C. Barkley: :I
7:51 PM - C. Barkley: goddammit
7:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you look at the notepad and see it is a maintenance log
7:51 PM - C. Barkley: of what
7:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: One log catches your eye about "rattling in the vents"
7:51 PM - Stitch: of maintenance
7:51 PM - C. Barkley: read ye log
7:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 7:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: One log catches your eye about "rattling in the vents"
7:52 PM - Little Lightning: >read log
7:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that's the summary of the log but ok I guess I can elaborate further
7:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The worker who filed the report ranted about needing to crawl through the vents to search for the issue himself, and how annoying it was to get the keys to access the room you're currently in to get to the vent
7:53 PM - C. Barkley: I look around for said vent.
7:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: thereee ya go
7:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You spot ye vent on a back wall near some computers
7:54 PM - C. Barkley: I check the computers first
7:54 PM - Little Lightning: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRu2iW6CIAEEiCS.png:large
7:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: They detail experiment logs, signed by "John"
7:55 PM - C. Barkley: read experiment logs
7:55 PM - C. Barkley: all of them
7:55 PM - C. Barkley: one by one
7:56 PM - Stitch: this fucking ambience
7:56 PM - C. Barkley: 7:55 PM - Overlord Laharl: women are playable in CoD, so now feminist are mad that women can die in CoD
7:55 PM - C. Barkley: are
7:55 PM - Overlord Laharl: what kind of logic is that?
7:55 PM - C. Barkley: you're joking right
7:55 PM - Overlord Laharl: im serious
7:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: "Log 24. I feel as though a strange, almost homosexual presence is watching me at all times. I believe he will at some point read this very log, I feel the need to dub this presence 'Melting Data"
7:56 PM - C. Barkley: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
7:56 PM - C. Barkley: yo gm
7:56 PM - Stitch: I never heard a cord repeated this many times since metallica
7:56 PM - C. Barkley: i want actualy logs
7:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: god you needy plebs
7:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: let's see then
7:57 PM - Stitch: inb4 all of them are useless and provide no info
7:57 PM - C. Barkley: hopefully not
7:57 PM - C. Barkley: i like my lore how i like my gunplay
7:57 PM - C. Barkley: complicated
7:57 PM - Tom Blanco: or they're written to scientifically for a simple b-baller to decipher
7:57 PM - C. Barkley: i have science tagged
7:57 PM - C. Barkley: get wrecked
7:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: They detail how the sample of FEV gave rats low level telekinetic abilities similar to psykers. After several logs revolving around increasingly large creatures, he tried the sample with humans
7:58 PM - Tom Blanco: dayum
7:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and then corrupt data
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: how convenient
7:58 PM - Stitch: I like my gunplay how I like my eggs
7:58 PM - Stitch: Hardboiled
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: nice
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: uhmm
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: look at the other logs
7:58 PM - Stitch: aka the reason I like Stranglehold
7:58 PM - Little Lightning: :(
7:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that was all the logs
7:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the end
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: look for a weakness or something
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: aww
7:58 PM - C. Barkley: enter ye vent
7:59 PM - Tom Blanco: stranglehold's aggresively mediocre imo, it could've been so much better
7:59 PM - Tom Blanco: still pretty cool
7:59 PM - C. Barkley: ye
7:59 PM - Stitch: I loved it
7:59 PM - C. Barkley: problem sleuth is my favorite comic tho
7:59 PM - Stitch: you could shoot things
7:59 PM - C. Barkley: it needs to be made into a game
7:59 PM - Stitch: and
7:59 PM - Stitch: things
7:59 PM - C. Barkley: itd be so fucking incredible
7:59 PM - Stitch: and yeah
7:59 PM - Stitch: its great
7:59 PM - Little Lightning: Problem Sleuth is great
7:59 PM - Tom Blanco: well yeah but max payne 2's better than stranglehold imo
7:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you enter ye vent and begin crawling before the GM moves on to the next players
7:59 PM - C. Barkley: k
7:59 PM - Tom Blanco: well it doesn't let you slide down bannisters while firing yo guns but otherwise it's better
8:00 PM - C. Barkley: max payne 2's better than like
8:00 PM - C. Barkley: everything
8:00 PM - Stitch: yeah but Stranglehold was a new kind of max payne
8:00 PM - C. Barkley: its my 2nd favorite game
8:00 PM - Stitch: (aka I didn't really like max payne 3)
8:00 PM - Tom Blanco: max payne 3 is the best Die Hard game with noir monologues
8:00 PM - Stitch: (So Stranglehold was a better Next-gen mp)
8:00 PM - Tom Blanco: it owns but it's not really as max paynish as the previous ones
8:00 PM - C. Barkley: max payne 3 was horrid
8:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So Stitch and Tom finish flipping through John's notebook when from between the pages falls a Vault door keycard
8:00 PM - C. Barkley: i dont like it at all
8:01 PM - Stitch: The writing was shit and the cutscenes were shit and the aiming was shit
8:01 PM - Stitch: I played it for like 30 minutes on the ps3 and didn't like it
8:01 PM - C. Barkley: i beat it on xbox
8:01 PM - C. Barkley: palyed it some on pc
8:01 PM - Stitch: I'll probably buy it on the pc
8:01 PM - C. Barkley: it still doesnt appeal to me
8:01 PM - Stitch: the console aiming is soooooo bad
8:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and then use the card on the locked doors to escape confinement
8:01 PM - Tom Blanco: max payne 3 has amazing fuckin' gameplay nigga
8:02 PM - C. Barkley: max payne 3 is definitely not as good as the others
8:02 PM - Tom Blanco: and i played that thing on an xbox 360
8:02 PM - Stitch: Rockstar can't doing aiming for shit
8:02 PM - C. Barkley: it just does not even COMPARE
8:02 PM - Tom Blanco: my dream game is pretty much MP2 on 3's engine
8:02 PM - Stitch: ^
8:02 PM - Tom Blanco: with the comic cutscenes of course
8:02 PM - Stitch: Stitch pockets the notebook and takes the card
8:02 PM - C. Barkley: my dream game is a full 3d remake of mother 1 2  and 3 fully translated on 3ds
8:03 PM - Stitch: Stitch walks over to the other doors and unlocks them
8:03 PM - Stitch: Well at least the door on the left
8:03 PM - Tom Blanco: actually my dream game is an open world max payne 3 with cars and three characters to switch between
8:03 PM - Tom Blanco: oh and it takes place in california
8:03 PM - Tom Blanco: and comes out next mont
8:03 PM - Tom Blanco: h
8:03 PM - Stitch: What is in the left door gm
8:04 PM - Stitch: tell me your secret
8:04 PM - Stitch: s
8:04 PM - Stitch: O
8:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
8:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: a door to the same hallway
8:04 PM - Tom Blanco: woah
8:05 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: as Tom and Stitch walk down the halls, they hear a rattling from above them, and some mumbling which sounds suspiciously like a certain Sultan of Slams that they know of
8:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "Barkley? That you?"
8:05 PM - C. Barkley: I hit the vent a little. "Yeah, it's me."
8:05 PM - Stitch: "Do you know where LL and Jenson are?"
8:06 PM - Tom Blanco: "Come on down then, it's me an' Stitch."
8:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Dust and plaster falls on Stitch and Tom as the ceiling above them begins to crack
8:06 PM - Tom Blanco: >dust and plaster>
8:06 PM - Tom Blanco: >vault
8:06 PM - C. Barkley: "Jensons out cold in the room where I was, and- oh shit!"
8:06 PM - Stitch: Stitch brushed dat shit off
8:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: in a Vault yes now stfu
8:06 PM - Tom Blanco: I jump outta the way
8:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the vent, along with Barkley, falls
8:07 PM - C. Barkley: "Ah, hell. Man that hurt."
8:07 PM - C. Barkley: "Anyway, I dunno where LL is. Haven't seen her."
8:08 PM - C. Barkley: "I did see some...creatures suspended in this weird gel though. One of the tanks was broken, and I don't know what was in it."
8:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: except maybe for the ghoul that was standing in front of the broken tank?
8:08 PM - C. Barkley: he wasnt covered in slime tho
8:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well maybe he broke out a while ago and it all dripped off
8:09 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: didn't think that was necessairly something I needed to specify
8:09 PM - C. Barkley: i dont think its the ghoul anyway :v
8:10 PM - Tom Blanco: "Gel? Tanks? What fuckin' kinda evil laboratory are we in?"
8:10 PM - C. Barkley: "Some of the logs on a computer were signed by a "John". Wasn't that LL's dad?"
8:10 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, and he left a diary 'bout all that shit, too."
8:10 PM - Stitch: "Justice will be swift then"
8:10 PM - Tom Blanco: shit I forgot to say I was taking the diary with me
8:10 PM - Tom Blanco: can I like retcon that
8:11 PM - Stitch: I took it
8:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Stitch took it
8:11 PM - Tom Blanco: alright then
8:11 PM - Stitch: I have more large coats to store things
8:11 PM - Stitch: :V
8:11 PM - Tom Blanco: "Stitch has the damn thing somewhere in his coat, I think."
8:11 PM - Stitch: I have a coat fetish
8:11 PM - C. Barkley: hhot
8:11 PM - Stitch: Stitch pulls it out
8:11 PM - Tom Blanco: D:
8:11 PM - Stitch: and puts it back in
8:12 PM - Stitch: :
8:12 PM - Stitch: V
8:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and pulls it back out
8:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and gingerly puts it in again
8:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes you work that coat
8:12 PM - C. Barkley: "Man, this is getting a little weird for my tastes. You guys found a way out of here yet? I thought the vent would take me away, but I guess not."
8:12 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Well, there's a hallway you haven't gone down yet
8:13 PM - Stitch: Stitch hugs the wall to the hallway
8:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nah, but three of us are gonna have more of a fighting chance than two will."
8:13 PM - C. Barkley: "Oh, and also I can't find any of my stuff."
8:13 PM - Stitch: "Neither can we"
8:13 PM - C. Barkley: "I need that ball, it's alien tech and I've uh, I've never fired a gun before."
8:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, some fucker's probably gettin' his dirty fingers on my M16 right now."
8:13 PM - Stitch: "I've never punched with my left hand before"
8:13 PM - Little Lightning: Back!
8:13 PM - Little Lightning: Sorry, dishes
8:14 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: There is a door in the way
8:14 PM - Stitch: Stitch holds up his stumpy right hand
8:14 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it is completely unlocked
8:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "At least they were nice enough to leave me my suit and co-jesus, hadn't noticed that before. Sorry, Stitch."
8:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "Guess that's what your name came from, huh?"
8:14 PM - Stitch: "Come on"
8:14 PM - Stitch: "Yeah kinda"
8:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, let's just keep movin'."
8:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So open the door?
8:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Charles, stay back and try not to get hit."
8:15 PM - C. Barkley: I get on the floor.
8:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Stitch open the door, I'll cover ya."
8:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and get nerfed
8:15 PM - C. Barkley: Everybody walks the dinosaur.
8:15 PM - Stitch: Stitch opens up the door slowly
8:15 PM - C. Barkley: Barkley crouches down lowly.
8:15 PM - Little Lightning: Is it my turn?
8:16 PM - Stitch: yeah i guess so
8:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Let's check on LL befor you guys get into combat
8:16 PM - C. Barkley: >combat
8:16 PM - C. Barkley: :v
8:16 PM - Stitch: spoiler alert
8:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so LL
8:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: there's a door right there
8:16 PM - Little Lightning: OPEN DAT SHIT
8:17 PM - Little Lightning: haha nope
8:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ye see sum rat of the mole variety
8:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 3 to be exact
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: rip
8:17 PM - C. Barkley: how would you weaponize a nerf gun
8:18 PM - Little Lightning: spikes
8:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: One's fur seems singed, another twitches erratically
8:18 PM - C. Barkley: and high power springs i guess
8:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: they have not noticed you yet
8:18 PM - Little Lightning: "Fuck. I don't know where I am but I sure as hell don't remember this many mole rats"
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: poisoned needles attached to the uh nerf dart bullet things?
8:18 PM - Little Lightning: I think
8:19 PM - Little Lightning: So can I sneak attack 'em?
8:19 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: go for it
8:19 PM - C. Barkley: the headphones make this nice futuristic beep when you turn on the surround sound
8:19 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: or you can try and sneak the other way
8:19 PM - C. Barkley: its so sweet
8:19 PM - Little Lightning: pass
8:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which are you attacking?
8:20 PM - Little Lightning: 19 damage
8:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: still need to know which
8:20 PM - Little Lightning: The one near the door
8:20 PM - C. Barkley: shes attacking the yes
8:20 PM - Little Lightning: The one that's most directly in my line of sight
8:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well, it's a mole
8:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so it doesn't normally wear armor
8:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and thus takes the full damage
8:21 PM - Little Lightning: And I sneakattack'd it
8:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so you did a bit more damage to it
8:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and? it's still alive
8:22 PM - Little Lightning: Wait
8:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you attacked
8:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it is still alive
8:22 PM - Little Lightning: I sneak crit a mole rat that has no "armor"
8:23 PM - Little Lightning: ..how is it alive?
8:23 PM - Tom Blanco: mole rats have shittons of HP
8:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: That isn't really how it worked in the originals
8:23 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
8:23 PM - Little Lightning: Point
8:23 PM - Little Lightning: But mole rats are like
8:23 PM - Little Lightning: Fucking mole rats
8:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Attacking someone while sneaking doesn't magically make your attacks that much more effective
8:23 PM - C. Barkley: megermang is so gude
8:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
8:23 PM - Tom Blanco: I remember blasting one in F1 with a shotty and the bastard just flinched and then clawed my face off
8:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but these fucking mole rats are fucking experiments
8:23 PM - Little Lightning: Ah
8:23 PM - Little Lightning: So i'm a bit fucked?
8:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: why do you always challenge me?
8:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: more or less, we'll see
8:24 PM - Stitch: old mole rats are actually enemies
8:24 PM - Little Lightning: "Holy shit! It's the fucking Mole Rat Mafia!"
8:24 PM - Little Lightning: C:
8:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you imagine fedoras on the moles
8:24 PM - Stitch: god damn mole rat mafia
8:25 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so was that all of your AP?
8:25 PM - Stitch: you mean the faggot club?
8:25 PM - Little Lightning: uh
8:25 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Crikey this isn't that difficult
8:25 PM - Little Lightning: No
8:25 PM - Little Lightning: 6 ap left
8:25 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so maybe go again?
8:25 PM - Tom Blanco: oh shit it's the neckbeard mole rat gang
8:25 PM - Little Lightning: I just forgot how much ap it was to shock
8:25 PM - Little Lightning: ye
8:25 PM - Little Lightning: pass
8:25 PM - Stitch: neckbeard thats it
8:26 PM - Little Lightning: 17 damage
8:26 PM - Tom Blanco: also that was so late 'cause I'm reading up on Charles Barkley on Wikipedia for some unfathomable reason
8:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the rat with the singed fur spazzes out before it dies, foaming at the mouth
8:26 PM - Stitch: we
8:26 PM - Stitch: ew
8:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the foam then catches fire
8:27 PM - Little Lightning: Fuck
8:27 PM - C. Barkley: i hope i didnt just launch a game
8:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: not that it's any threat to you
8:27 PM - Little Lightning: "Why does everything catch on fire?"
8:27 PM - C. Barkley: i can never tell when i randomly click something
8:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: unless you go touching it
8:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: still 2 rats
8:27 PM - Stitch: I wish my combat ended like that
8:27 PM - Little Lightning: bad rats
8:27 PM - Tom Blanco: oh god guys there's a real music group called "69 Boyz"
8:27 PM - Stitch: or at least like the doom comic
8:27 PM - Tom Blanco: I love the 90s
8:27 PM - C. Barkley: man what did i click
8:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Nert's combat tends to end with unintentional explosions
8:27 PM - Tom Blanco: Members Thrill da Playa
Fast
Slow
Quick Skeet
Busta Nut
Rottweiler "Mike Mike"
Jay Ski
C.C. Lemonhead
8:28 PM - C. Barkley: quick  skeet
8:28 PM - C. Barkley: what
8:28 PM - C. Barkley: the hell
8:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So LL can still attack once more?
8:28 PM - Little Lightning: Dibs on Quick Skeet for 69 Boyz: The RPG
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: holy shit these names are straight outta bad cyberpunk fiction
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_Boyz
8:28 PM - Stitch: I know all about Nert's combat
8:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I wish I played with Nerts more
8:28 PM - Stitch: fucking Nerts
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: you better believe I'm gonna shoehorn these bastards into the cyberpunk game somehow
8:28 PM - Stitch: I'm gunna kill him
8:28 PM - C. Barkley: id love to play a game with him
8:28 PM - Little Lightning: I zap once more
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: also yeah, Nerts is a p cool dude and explosions and shit
8:29 PM - Little Lightning: pass
8:29 PM - C. Barkley: he seems like my kinda guy
8:29 PM - Stitch: yeah
8:29 PM - Little Lightning: 19 damage to...
8:29 PM - Little Lightning: the closest one
8:29 PM - Little Lightning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhYJ_OAW0Lg
8:29 PM - Stitch: the fuck
8:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: This rat seems more or less unphased by your attack, though it seemed to hurt it a bit
8:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Rats turns
8:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: first rat moves 3 spaces before biting once
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: man ll
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: dont you know how to fallout 1
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: you walk back a few spaces
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: shoot it
8:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what's your ac?
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: walk back a few spaces
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: shoot it
8:30 PM - C. Barkley: jeezx
8:31 PM - Little Lightning: I really don't care
8:31 PM - Little Lightning: I know
8:31 PM - Little Lightning: I just, again, don't care
8:31 PM - Little Lightning: 27
8:31 PM - C. Barkley: it was a joke :v
8:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well then the rat misses
8:31 PM - Stitch: Oh god
8:31 PM - Little Lightning: OH SHIT
8:31 PM - Stitch: if fallout combat takes this long
8:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: or just gnaws uselessly on your armored leg
8:31 PM - Stitch: imagine
8:31 PM - Stitch: cyberpunk
8:31 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
8:31 PM - Little Lightning: TWO OF THE 69 BOYZ
8:32 PM - Little Lightning: ARE QUAD CITY DJS
8:32 PM - Stitch: what
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: that's how I got to them actually
8:32 PM - Stitch: oh wow
8:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the other rat approaches
8:32 PM - Stitch: brb gotta take out the trash
8:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and ends its turn there
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: I read the space jam page, then the quad city djs page, and then the 69 boys page
8:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: back to the others
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: basically I love the 90s
8:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: they enter the room and note a few rats on the floor
8:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: they looks more mangy than your run of the mill cave rat
8:33 PM - C. Barkley: is that good or bad
8:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
8:33 PM - C. Barkley: oh
8:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "We've got rats, gentlemen."
8:33 PM - Tom Blanco: what's the sequence and who goes first
8:34 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Barkley then Tom then Stitch
8:34 PM - Tom Blanco: alright
8:34 PM - C. Barkley: uhm
8:34 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so
8:34 PM - C. Barkley: i throw two scalpels
8:34 PM - C. Barkley: at the closest one
8:35 PM - C. Barkley: 2 hits
8:35 PM - C. Barkley: idk what i roll for damage
8:35 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: um
8:35 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: let's check Ciaster's good ol rebalance
8:36 PM - Tom Blanco: treat the scalpels as throwing knives I guess?
8:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: works for me then
8:36 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
8:36 PM - Tom Blanco: I actually removed scalpels as separate weapon 'cause unnecessary bloat
8:36 PM - Stitch: bacl
8:36 PM - C. Barkley: whats good then
8:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Dmg: 3d8 +STR
8:36 PM - Stitch: bacl
8:36 PM - C. Barkley: tom
8:36 PM - C. Barkley: tom never remove bloat weapons in pnp
8:36 PM - Stitch: What happened
8:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: actually make that 3d6
8:36 PM - C. Barkley: everything must be stupidly specific
8:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: for the scalpels
8:37 PM - Stitch: What the hell are those?
8:37 PM - Stitch: rats?
8:37 PM - Little Lightning: bad rats
8:37 PM - C. Barkley: Charles Barkedoo: repeat 2 3D6+7 => 21 ; 17
8:37 PM - Stitch: They look terrible
8:37 PM - Tom Blanco: don't worry, instead of that I added an M1 Carbine and its own ammo type no other gun uses :D
8:37 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
8:37 PM - C. Barkley: yayyyy
8:37 PM - Little Lightning: they are BAD rats
8:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well I ripped the sprites from the Fallout wiki so :v
8:37 PM - C. Barkley: heahuhaueh
8:37 PM - Tom Blanco: I probably should add an Automag so I'd have two .30 carbine guns
8:38 PM - C. Barkley: ye
8:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you kill one rat
8:38 PM - Tom Blanco: also Automags own (when they work)
8:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: gj u must be proud
8:38 PM - Little Lightning: yo gm
8:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: eh
8:38 PM - C. Barkley: automags are the shit
8:38 PM - Little Lightning: hit me up with some creepy music
8:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: creepy?
8:38 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hm
8:38 PM - C. Barkley: ok i go behind everyone again and hide fivever
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: c:
8:39 PM - Stitch: creepy crawlies
8:39 PM - Stitch: C:
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: wut
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: mah turn
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: lousy sound cloud shit
8:39 PM - Stitch: :V
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so yes
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Tom
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: there are 3 rats
8:39 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: what shall you do
8:40 PM - Stitch: murder
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm gonna shoot two of 'em with sleeper darts
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: for which we seem to lack stats I might add
8:40 PM - C. Barkley: ha
8:40 PM - C. Barkley: ha
8:40 PM - C. Barkley: ha
8:40 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: um
8:40 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: lesse
8:40 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hows about +30 CON?
8:40 PM - C. Barkley: con
8:40 PM - C. Barkley: what
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: works for me
8:40 PM - C. Barkley: the hells con
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: check the homebrew directory
8:41 PM - C. Barkley: ah
8:41 PM - C. Barkley: brb
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: it's in Concussion_damage.txt
8:41 PM - C. Barkley: quickly vacuuming
8:41 PM - Stitch: combat gunna require math
8:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: always does on my part
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: well I already rolled and hit both
8:41 PM - Stitch: Fallout PNP: Chore edition
8:41 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: can't find any good creepy music have this instead
8:42 PM - Stitch: just get some stalker x18 labs ambience
8:42 PM - Little Lightning: already got lavender town
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: and I guess that since 30 CON is what an above average human has IIRC they're out cold
8:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh well in that case two of the rats are out
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: also time to queue up some Boards Of Canada :D
8:42 PM - Stitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHxudegwFU
8:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: which leaves Stitch to punch the last one
8:43 PM - Stitch: Aw
8:43 PM - Stitch: its so far
8:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: throw your glove at it :v
8:43 PM - Stitch: Stitch runs up and REGULAR punches it
8:43 PM - Stitch: because boring
8:44 PM - Stitch: critfail?
8:44 PM - Stitch: 96
8:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 6 AP to near it
8:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no
8:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hit
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: ahaha yes bitches finally found this gif, it's not relevant but it owns so imma post it anyway
8:44 PM - Stitch: coo
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: http://25.media.tumblr.com/380929f5bafc6d6e78e7c73717e63f63/tumblr_mnvjqoHRIC1qaa8d1o1_500.gif
8:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: damagE?
8:44 PM - Stitch: 12 damage
8:44 PM - Stitch: shouldn't my MD be applied to it tho?
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: it should
8:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: mmhmm
8:44 PM - Stitch: alright 21 then
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: it's weapon damage+punch damage+MD
8:44 PM - Stitch: oh wow
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: (MD is sometimes multiplied but not always)
8:45 PM - Stitch: so its 1d16+1d4+MD?
8:45 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah pmuch
8:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the rat takes some srs dmg but is still alive and bleeding from your razor bladed swipe
8:45 PM - Stitch: 23 damage
8:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: still still alive
8:45 PM - C. Barkley: stitch gon get bit
8:45 PM - Stitch: rat got a lot of health
8:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The rat proceeds to bite 3 times
8:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: only 1 of which hits fuck off rolz
8:46 PM - C. Barkley: ya gots tha gerrrrm, son
8:46 PM - C. Barkley: ahaha
8:46 PM - Stitch: ouch
8:46 PM - C. Barkley: we're so lucky
8:46 PM - Stitch: dmg?
8:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 5 damage, and through unknown psykeriffic powers armor piercing
8:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so solid 5 damage
8:47 PM - Tom Blanco: gm u cheatin
8:47 PM - Stitch: I'm not wearing armor?
8:47 PM - Tom Blanco: not fair
8:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no its psyker power
8:47 PM - Stitch: None of us are
8:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: trust me im a gm
8:47 PM - C. Barkley: oh yeah why do we still have armor
8:47 PM - Tom Blanco: also IIRC we still have our clothes
8:47 PM - Stitch: they took our armor
8:47 PM - C. Barkley: that what i assumed
8:47 PM - C. Barkley: which was why i was gonna stay near the back
8:47 PM - Stitch: clothes don't really do anything
8:48 PM - C. Barkley: if we still have armor then lol everythings fucked
8:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well it was better to be safe and say it was AP anyway
8:48 PM - Stitch: yeah
8:48 PM - Stitch: whatever
8:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so I didn't get any arguments about "my 5% DR on clothes"
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: oh well let's just say we're all rockin' spare vault suits John had laying around
8:48 PM - C. Barkley: ^
8:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: fine with me
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: but but my 5% DR motherfucker
8:48 PM - C. Barkley: but with no armor benefits for that delicious challenge
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: you're ruining my precious work
8:48 PM - C. Barkley: mmhmm
8:48 PM - Stitch: I wish to round house kick this bitch into a wall
8:48 PM - C. Barkley: man i really REALLY want to play megaman x
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: also I made the vault suits pretty resistant to fire
8:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well if the others are cool with you going before them :v
8:49 PM - Tom Blanco: 'cause that seemed like it made sense
8:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: just kick the fookin rat already
8:49 PM - Stitch: You guys alright if I finish it off?
8:49 PM - Stitch: kk
8:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: save them some scalpels and tranq darts
8:50 PM - Stitch: pass
8:50 PM - Stitch: 16 dmg
8:50 PM - Stitch: round house kick dat bitch into a couple of roooooooooms
8:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: through some sort of gypsy magic, you round house kick a rat
8:50 PM - C. Barkley: yeah tom that makes sense
8:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it goes flying
8:50 PM - C. Barkley: vault suits look pretty fire retardent
8:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: into Barkley's face
8:50 PM - Stitch: wee
8:50 PM - C. Barkley: rip
8:50 PM - Stitch: :V
8:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: where it splats bloodily
8:51 PM - Stitch: "Sorry 'bout that"
8:51 PM - Tom Blanco: well they're in a pretty much industrial setting, which is also pretty confined
8:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: because iirc Stitch has bloody mess?
8:51 PM - C. Barkley: wipe wipe wipe
8:51 PM - C. Barkley: wipe
8:51 PM - C. Barkley: le wipe
8:51 PM - Stitch: "There are some sinks around you know"
8:51 PM - Stitch: yeap
8:51 PM - C. Barkley: "I don't trust the water in a place like this."
8:52 PM - Stitch: "This is like an oasis in a desert"
8:52 PM - Stitch: "Trust me its probably fine"
8:52 PM - C. Barkley: "Yeah, an oasis inhabited by a mad scientest."
8:52 PM - C. Barkley: "Who knows what's going on in here?"
8:53 PM - Stitch: "Uh we do"
8:53 PM - Stitch: "We have his research notes"
8:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: While you guys converse, LL can go back to combating the rat menace
8:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, partially."
8:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "I mean, can ya even make heads and tails of all that shit?"
8:53 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
8:53 PM - Stitch: "Well we atleast have a vague idea of what he is doing"
8:53 PM - Little Lightning: Zap the same rat I did last time
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, that's true."
8:54 PM - Little Lightning: 1
8:54 PM - Little Lightning: OOOOOH
8:54 PM - Little Lightning: WHERE YOU AT
8:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: bah
8:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: fuck off crits
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Enough to know that stoppin' 'im would be a pretty good thing to do."
8:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you ruine verything
8:54 PM - Stitch: "I've seen what the FEV can do so it would make sense that it could cause crazy powers and shit"
8:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you zap the seemingly electric resistant rat with such ferocity it cooks like it was microwaved, as the electricity arcs to the rat next to it
8:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: dealing half damage
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "The FEV stuff's what made mutants big, green and dumb, right?"
8:55 PM - C. Barkley: "What's FEV?"
8:55 PM - Stitch: "Yeah, well at least not me"
8:55 PM - Little Lightning: 16 damage
8:55 PM - Stitch: "Forced Evolutionary Virus"
8:55 PM - Stitch: "Makes the big green baddies you usually see"
8:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Still your go
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, not always dumb, but a mutie with a brain to speak of seems to be a pretty rare sight."
8:56 PM - Stitch: "And brought me back to life"
8:56 PM - C. Barkley: "Big green baddies? What?"
8:56 PM - Stitch: "Do you know what Orkz are?"
8:56 PM - Stitch: "Old fantasy mosters"
8:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL
8:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: This is why combat takes forever
8:57 PM - C. Barkley: "Nah, never heard of em."
8:57 PM - Little Lightning: I said 16 damage
8:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "Never seen a super mutie? Ten feet tall, green, mean as hell, pack miniguns and rocket launchers like we pack pistols?"
8:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and I already explained what happened
8:57 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
8:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: one rat died, another still alive, you only shot once
8:57 PM - Little Lightning: So rat 3 takes 8 damage
8:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "You sure got a lotta learn 'bout the wastes, sonny."
8:57 PM - Little Lightning: O.K.
8:57 PM - C. Barkley: "Damn. That sounds pretty damn bad.
8:57 PM - Little Lightning: I was waitin' for the Peanut gallery to wrap up
8:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and I said they could go while we do this
8:57 PM - C. Barkley: we're conversing while you fight dumb-head
8:57 PM - Little Lightning: I shoot rat 3 again
8:58 PM - Little Lightning: pass
8:58 PM - Little Lightning: 17 damage
8:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You kill it
8:58 PM - Little Lightning: wooo
8:59 PM - Little Lightning: I kepp on walking to my left
8:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the peanut galllery gets 200 xp for dealing with their 4 rats, while LL gets 225 for hers
8:59 PM - Stitch: My xp is never even
8:59 PM - C. Barkley: ^
8:59 PM - Tom Blanco: yay 200 xp
8:59 PM - Stitch: 43751
8:59 PM - Stitch: that fucking 1
8:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: c:
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: get rid of it then
9:00 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm so evil
9:00 PM - C. Barkley: 46049 here :v
9:00 PM - Stitch: Stitch goes over to investigate the computer to the right
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: I just always round down the xp I've got
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: the result is a nice, clean number on mah char sheet
9:00 PM - Little Lightning: I open the...dor?
9:00 PM - Stitch: nonononononon
9:00 PM - C. Barkley: She gets on the...flor?
9:00 PM - Little Lightning: door*
9:01 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The computers all say the same thing. A text document open on the screen reads, in nigh-endless repetition, "ITS FOR HER ITS FOR HER ITS FOR HER"
9:01 PM - C. Barkley: floor*
9:01 PM - Stitch: and does the dino....sor?
9:01 PM - Little Lightning: oh
9:01 PM - Little Lightning: oh
9:01 PM - Stitch: "Tom you're friend is a total freakazoid"
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: I peek at the computer screen over Stitch's shoulder
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "Damn, he really did go off the deep end."
9:01 PM - C. Barkley: gm
9:01 PM - Stitch: .txts exist in the future
9:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: sure
9:02 PM - Stitch: also green stuff
9:02 PM - C. Barkley: uncover the rest of the vent pls
9:02 PM - C. Barkley: it bothers me
9:02 PM - Stitch: :V
9:02 PM - Little Lightning: wait so where am I?
9:02 PM - C. Barkley: thanks babe
9:02 PM - C. Barkley: check roll20
9:02 PM - Little Lightning: I mean
9:02 PM - Little Lightning: Are those stairs?
9:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: LL passes a nonfunctional elevator which seems powerless and goes downstarits
9:02 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
9:02 PM - Stitch: Yes
9:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: downstairs
9:02 PM - Little Lightning: Cool
9:02 PM - Little Lightning: I walk downstairs
9:02 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: to be greeted by the rest of teh party
9:03 PM - Stitch: Eyo
9:03 PM - Stitch: Stitch checks the room that has the black stuff on it
9:03 PM - Little Lightning: "Nice to see you guys again. Where in the Vault are we?"
9:03 PM - Stitch: Stitch shouts out "Medical bay or something"
9:03 PM - Tom Blanco: "I dunno, you're the one that's lived for eighteen damn years in here."
9:03 PM - C. Barkley: "I don't really know. This is some kind of...science lab?"
9:03 PM - Stitch: is it an elevator?
9:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
9:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Tis an elevator without power.
9:04 PM - Stitch: Stitch presses all the buttoons
9:04 PM - Stitch: o
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: we need a rope
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: stat
9:04 PM - C. Barkley: "Oh, uh guys."
9:04 PM - Stitch: stitch walks out
9:04 PM - Stitch: "Yeah?"
9:04 PM - Little Lightning: "Science lab? I think that might be part of...the forbidden areas. I stayed out of 'em in respect"
9:04 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The elevator has 3 floors, Stitch discovers as he pushes the powerless buttons
9:04 PM - C. Barkley: "In the room I was at, there was a... whadda ya call it..."
9:04 PM - Little Lightning: "any luck with my dad?"
9:04 PM - Stitch: "Ghoul, zombie"
9:04 PM - C. Barkley: "A guy like tom."
9:04 PM - Stitch: "Inperferct"
9:04 PM - Stitch: "Ugly?"
9:05 PM - Stitch: "Misfit"
9:05 PM - Stitch: "Dead guy?"
9:05 PM - C. Barkley: "OK, you can stop."
9:05 PM - Stitch: "Ect"
9:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, that'd be a ghoul alright."
9:05 PM - Stitch: imperfect*
9:05 PM - Stitch: "Invalid?"
9:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "The snarlin' 'eat your flesh' type, or the kinda still human type like me?"
9:05 PM - C. Barkley: "Anyway, we should go see what's with him. I don't know if he's hostile, and I didn't wanna take any chances when I don't have many weapons."
9:05 PM - C. Barkley: "He wasn't movin, but he was standin."
9:06 PM - Stitch: "Just punch it and see if he screams"
9:06 PM - Stitch: "Thats how we'll know
9:06 PM - Stitch: "
9:06 PM - Little Lightning: I turn around and get a look of the terminal
9:06 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the solution to everything
9:06 PM - Little Lightning: "Hey guys..."
9:06 PM - Stitch: "Yeah?"
9:06 PM - C. Barkley: I turn towards LL.
9:06 PM - Little Lightning: "It's for her"
9:06 PM - Little Lightning: "Guys"
9:06 PM - Stitch: "Yeah"
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, we've seen that terminal, Lightning."
9:06 PM - Little Lightning: "........what IS this place?"
9:06 PM - C. Barkley: "Wonder if he means you."
9:06 PM - Little Lightning: "Guys, did you see anything else by my dad?"
9:07 PM - Stitch: "Uh no"
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, apart from the diary? Nothin'."
9:07 PM - Little Lightning: "Any other terminals, papers, anything"
9:07 PM - Little Lightning: "Diary?"
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: "It's all scientific shit though."
9:07 PM - C. Barkley: "Yeah, some logs about experimenting on animals and humans."
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, Stitch has it."
9:07 PM - Little Lightning: "Stitch. Hand it over. Now."
9:07 PM - C. Barkley: "Guy's gone mad."
9:07 PM - C. Barkley: wow fukn rud
9:07 PM - Stitch: "No."
9:07 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: punch her
9:07 PM - C. Barkley: tom why are you still outside the room
9:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: dooooo iiittttt
9:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: c:
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm not?
9:08 PM - C. Barkley: oh yeah
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: unless you mean the roll20 room
9:08 PM - C. Barkley: nevermind im dumb
9:08 PM - Little Lightning: "Look. I am NOT in the mood for this right now. Please just hand over the damn journal"
9:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: fixed
9:08 PM - Stitch: "No."
9:08 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Ciaster isn't on Roll20, remember?
9:08 PM - C. Barkley: Keep forgetting, yeah.
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah because shit computer
9:08 PM - C. Barkley: stitch pls
9:08 PM - C. Barkley: "C'mon, man. It's by her dad."
9:09 PM - Stitch: "This is the kind of shit that turned the world into what it is now"
9:09 PM - Little Lightning: "..caring about the wll-being of your dad?"
9:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah? And what's she's gonna do with the diary, huh?"
9:09 PM - Little Lightning: "Yeah, that's what ruined the world."
9:09 PM - C. Barkley: caring about dads
9:09 PM - Stitch: "Just keep it secret"
9:09 PM - Stitch: "Keep it safe"
9:09 PM - C. Barkley: Fallout 3 2: Revenge of the Dads
9:09 PM - Stitch: Stitch hands her the diary
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: LL flips through it
9:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: James becomes a ghoul and haunts the wasteland
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: "Oh"
9:10 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the end
9:10 PM - Stitch: "The Enclave can't know about this"
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: "Oh my god"
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: "This"
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: "This is not my dad"
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: "It may seem like him"
9:10 PM - Little Lightning: "But this is not something he would do"
9:11 PM - Little Lightning: "He's not some sort of Nazi mad scientist"
9:11 PM - C. Barkley: "What was your dad's name? Everything we've found is signed 'John.' "
9:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: do post-war tribals even know what a Nazi is :v
9:11 PM - Stitch: yep
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: well Schnitz was one :v
9:11 PM - Stitch: she knew one
9:11 PM - Stitch: :V
9:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh yeah
9:11 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: forgot about poor ol shit
9:11 PM - Stitch: "People change"
9:11 PM - Little Lightning: "John Belton. His middle name was Leslie, he didn't want anybody to know that though"
9:11 PM - Stitch: "Usual for the worst"
9:12 PM - Little Lightning: "Tom, you know what I mean"
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah. Sorry, girl, but it's definitely the same John."
9:12 PM - Little Lightning: "Whatever is controlling my dad started much farther back than I tought."
9:12 PM - Little Lightning: thought*
9:12 PM - C. Barkley: I wonder if 9/11 is canon.
9:12 PM - Little Lightning: Stop
9:12 PM - C. Barkley: ?
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah but it's the chinese commies that did it
9:12 PM - Stitch: ?
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: probably
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: I dunno
9:13 PM - C. Barkley: that makes sense
9:13 PM - C. Barkley: fallout has real good lore
9:13 PM - Stitch: ^
9:13 PM - C. Barkley: thats like the one thing beth was good at
9:13 PM - Stitch: only lore I actually know
9:13 PM - C. Barkley: teso is kind of dicking that though so
9:13 PM - Stitch: before skyrim at least
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: I actually made that up right now :v
9:13 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
9:13 PM - Stitch: Morrowind had genius lore
9:13 PM - C. Barkley: fallout was made before 9/11 :V
9:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so yeah
9:13 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: um
9:13 PM - Stitch: yeah
9:14 PM - Little Lightning: one sec
9:14 PM - C. Barkley: kk
9:14 PM - Stitch: nuking all of america is kind of worse than 911
9:14 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah TES is pretty much a mid-90s fantasy setting that's trying to be as different from D&D as it can be but that's what makes it unusual and cool
9:14 PM - Stitch: if you think about it
9:14 PM - C. Barkley: yeah
9:14 PM - C. Barkley: hey guys
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: what do you call the battle of anchorage
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: I dunno, this way at least you don't get full body pat-downs every time you want to fly a plane and have a vaguely middle-easternish name :v
9:15 PM - Stitch: The battle of anchorage?
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: a COLD WAR
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: hahah
9:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: um
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: ha
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: ha
9:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yeah
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: ha
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: also I call it the reason to get really OP gear
9:15 PM - Stitch: hue
9:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: there's stuff to do
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: hue indeed
9:15 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: on the pnp
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: oh yeah we're doing things
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: uhm
9:15 PM - Stitch: yeah
9:15 PM - C. Barkley: "C'mon, let's go check out that ghoul."
9:15 PM - Little Lightning: k
9:16 PM - C. Barkley: I walk thru ye dorz.
9:16 PM - Stitch: I follow
9:16 PM - Little Lightning: "Hey Tom?"
9:16 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah?"
9:16 PM - Stitch: lol beat u
9:16 PM - Little Lightning: "Humor me for a sec"
9:16 PM - Little Lightning: "What was my dad like?"
9:16 PM - C. Barkley: "There's jenson. He's out cold, but I undid his straps."
9:16 PM - Stitch: Stitch sneaks in to the room
9:16 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well the elevator's borked and to save you the effort the stairs to the next level are blocked by conveniently inconvenient blockage and jammed door-ness
9:16 PM - C. Barkley: "Hopefully he doesnt fall out of bed."
9:17 PM - Stitch: pass
9:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: But you all went back to the Stitch/jensen room
9:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: whoops
9:17 PM - Stitch: Can I hammer punch the ghoul for a sneak attack?
9:17 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: yes
9:17 PM - Stitch: cool
9:17 PM - Stitch: pass
9:17 PM - Little Lightning: "Jensen has done jack shit for an Enclave troop"
9:17 PM - Tom Blanco: "Dunno, don't really remember 'im that well. Um... kinda nerdy, stand-offish I guess? A depressed ex-adventurer whose whole group died? Oh, yeah, and he had a mirelurk arm."
9:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: So did you nail the ghoulie?
9:18 PM - Stitch: 45 damage
9:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: woo
9:18 PM - Little Lightning: lakelurk*
9:18 PM - Stitch: what is sneak attack multiplier?
9:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hm
9:18 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, Jensen seems pretty useless. I'm beginnin' to think good ol' sarge Gunny dropped a newbie on us to get rid of 'im."
9:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Ciaster?
9:18 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: maybe 1.5? + 20 crit chance?
9:19 PM - Stitch: 1.5 sounds goo
9:19 PM - Stitch: d
9:19 PM - Tom Blanco: 1.5, and +25 crit chance maybe?
9:19 PM - Stitch: 68 damage
9:19 PM - Stitch: lol
9:19 PM - Tom Blanco: 'cause 25 is like a quarter of 100 and nice round numbers and shit
9:19 PM - C. Barkley: lol you're almost as op as you are with the megafist
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: well that was a stealth attack
9:20 PM - C. Barkley: except not because that one does 70 damage without crits at all
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: they're kinda OP by design
9:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: As Stitch's fist travels towards the ghoul, he feels a sort of resistance in the punch, as though he were trying to punch underwater
9:20 PM - Stitch: nonononononon
9:20 PM - Stitch: fuqu
9:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: you still deal damage
9:20 PM - Little Lightning: he's stuck
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: psychic shield?
9:20 PM - Stitch: I should have just done a neck snap or something
9:20 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: but only 32 of it
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: psychic shield! :D
9:20 PM - Little Lightning: Stitch has aquired a ghoulglove!
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: I think
9:21 PM - Stitch: god damn psychic shield
9:21 PM - Stitch: is it dead?
9:21 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: nope
9:21 PM - Stitch: god damnit i hate you forever
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: man how sturdy is that ghoul motherfucker
9:21 PM - Stitch: "Waitress, I want what he's having"
9:21 PM - Stitch: (fucking brain shields)
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: you know I kinda like to imagine Stitch as Marv from Sin City
9:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The ghoul hisses as it turns around
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: just uglier
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: I chuck a knife addit.
9:22 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: its eyes are glowing and white
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: WOOPS, critfail
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: wait no
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: maybe
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: idk
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: i think so
9:22 PM - C. Barkley: yo gm thats a critfail right
9:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 97-100
9:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: that is a critfail
9:23 PM - Stitch: fuck I can't remeber that one thing marv said
9:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so wait did you just critfail
9:23 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: on what?
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: well the solution here is obviously watching Sin City again 'cause it's an amazing movie
9:23 PM - C. Barkley: throwing a knife
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: directed at Wing of course
9:24 PM - Stitch: ewot
9:24 PM - C. Barkley: i critfailed a scalpel toss at the ghoul :v
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: I meant that what I said was directed at Wing
9:24 PM - C. Barkley: you probs gonna get hit
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: not that you should throw a knife at him
9:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You expertly throw the rusty scalpel with an arc of such beauty professional knife throwers would be jealous
9:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: as it sticks itself in Stitch
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: but if you want to do that go ahead
9:24 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: roll damage
9:24 PM - Little Lightning: ppff
9:24 PM - Stitch: "Hasn't been the first time this has happened"
9:25 PM - C. Barkley: 14
9:25 PM - Stitch: "Scapel is a first though"
9:25 PM - C. Barkley: "Ooh, shit! You ok?"
9:25 PM - Stitch: "God I am so used to wearing armor that I forgot what pain feels like"
9:25 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The ghoul hisses again and swipes at Stitch
9:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 10 damage
9:26 PM - C. Barkley: "Sorry."
9:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: then it bites
9:26 PM - Stitch: "I'm already being held together with duct tape and this isn't helping"
9:26 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and shocks jolt through Stitch's body as he takes 24 more
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: u wot
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: fuckin' electric ghouls
9:26 PM - Stitch: "o...fuq"
9:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: don't tell me you died
9:27 PM - Stitch: nope
9:27 PM - Stitch: 30 hp left
9:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: good
9:27 PM - Stitch: aka good to go
9:27 PM - C. Barkley: "What /is/ that thing?"
9:27 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Well, Stitch can swipe a motha again
9:27 PM - C. Barkley: and i got stims so
9:27 PM - Stitch: alright
9:28 PM - Stitch: hammerpunch
9:28 PM - Stitch: pass
9:28 PM - Stitch: 30 damage
9:28 PM - Stitch: I'm fucked
9:28 PM - Stitch: actually wait
9:28 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: for?
9:28 PM - Stitch: crit C:
9:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: wot
9:29 PM - Stitch: 15+25+6
9:29 PM - Stitch: and I rolled a 44
9:29 PM - Stitch: so crit right?
9:29 PM - C. Barkley: OHHH
9:29 PM - C. Barkley: OHHH
9:29 PM - C. Barkley: OH DAMMMMN
9:29 PM - C. Barkley: nigga got that crit
9:29 PM - Tom Blanco: yep
9:29 PM - C. Barkley: roll that sweet sweet crit table
9:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: don't bother
9:29 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's dead
9:29 PM - Stitch: :V
9:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: your fist of the gods' wrath pierces the telekinetic shield of the ghoul, shattering its skull in a shower of gore
9:30 PM - Stitch: "DYNAMITE"
9:30 PM - Tom Blanco: <3 u dude
9:30 PM - C. Barkley: <#
9:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: <2
9:30 PM - Stitch: "Too bad it feels like that just went off in my butt"
9:30 PM - C. Barkley: "Goddamn."
9:30 PM - Tom Blanco: every gratitious melee combat needs a doom comic reference
9:30 PM - Stitch: (dynamite that is)
9:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ooo
9:30 PM - C. Barkley: "Here, I got some of those syringe things."
9:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Doom music
9:30 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I should download some of that
9:31 PM - C. Barkley: I pass Stitch a stimpak.
9:31 PM - Stitch: "Thanks"
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: doom music's always good
9:31 PM - Stitch: how much does stimpack heal?
9:31 PM - Stitch: 10+1d10?
9:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 1d10+10
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: doom metal is also good but radically different
9:31 PM - C. Barkley: 1d10+10
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: yep
9:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I thought you guys woulda known this stuff by now
9:31 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
9:31 PM - Stitch: look at this fucking hammer punch
9:31 PM - Stitch: 1d14+9+1d16+1d4+9
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: and more if you've got your first aid at a certain level
9:31 PM - Stitch: that is my damage formula
9:31 PM - C. Barkley: what level?
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: mwahaha MORE MATH
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: check the drugs and medicine txt file
9:32 PM - Stitch: 19
9:32 PM - Tom Blanco: it's in the disclaimer on top, before the item lists
9:32 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Charles and Stitch gain 75 xp for defeating the menacing ghoul
9:33 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Despite Charles' complete inadequacey at actually hitting the enemy in question
9:33 PM - Little Lightning: meanwhile, in Fallout 3:
9:33 PM - Little Lightning: >Aim at ghoul
9:33 PM - Little Lightning: >Shoot Ghoul bunch
9:33 PM - Little Lightning: >win
9:33 PM - Stitch: O wait
9:33 PM - Tom Blanco: well that's why the PnP is miles better than F3
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: not to mention the lack of essential characters
9:34 PM - Stitch: Yep
9:34 PM - Stitch: Also surgical tubing
9:34 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: or buildings
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: and there's no THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAWWWWWWWWG
9:34 PM - Little Lightning: surgical tubing
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: I like 3dawg but he gets kinda grating
9:34 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: we've already discovered that buildings aren't essential
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: damn, just got that :v
9:35 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ok so you're more or less done in here unless you want to search for something specific
9:35 PM - C. Barkley: hehe
9:35 PM - C. Barkley: hehehhehehe
9:35 PM - C. Barkley: hhehehehehhhhe
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: fuckin' hell my brain's operating in slo-mo
9:35 PM - C. Barkley: uhhhhhh
9:35 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: must come with being Polish
9:35 PM - C. Barkley: lets go check out that door by where ll was sleeping
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: also @ Data: http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1347/21/1347210670719.jpg
9:36 PM - Stitch: What about that hallway to the left?
9:36 PM - C. Barkley: or we could go take on the mutatnt
9:36 PM - C. Barkley: yeah tom
9:36 PM - C. Barkley: the best picture
9:36 PM - C. Barkley: i ? reptiles
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: it is indeed the best
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: also what mutant
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: wtf r u talkin bout nigga
9:36 PM - Little Lightning: the floater
9:36 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: the floater in LL's starting room
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: ah, that mutant
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: well then let's go get fucked up by it
9:37 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's only one floater
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: 'cause that's probably what's gonna happen
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: well yeah but floaters are pretty dangerous
9:37 PM - C. Barkley: brb
9:39 PM - Stitch: "LL, could you patch me up a bit?"
9:39 PM - Little Lightning: "Sure, if you want to use medicine that caused the wastes to exist"
9:39 PM - Little Lightning: I pop a stim in him
9:39 PM - Stitch: "I just don't want the Enclave to find out how to produce psykers"
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: 1d10+10 right?
9:40 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ye
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: ".....you're right."
9:40 PM - Stitch: "It doesn't seem like the greatest idea"
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: also wots yo first aid
9:40 PM - Stitch: also you could just roll first aid
9:40 PM - Stitch: ye
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: Nah
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: m
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: my first aid is kinda low
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: still, wots yo first aid
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: 41 or something
9:40 PM - Stitch: o
9:40 PM - Little Lightning: yeah
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: hang on
9:41 PM - Stitch: "Are there any medical machines here like that Mr.Handy?"
9:41 PM - Little Lightning: I healed 19 damage
9:42 PM - Stitch: coolio
9:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: The only medical machine you see in the room is a rotating thingy of drills, blades, cutters, stabbers, pokey things, pointy things, and all sorts of other sharp objects, handing above Jensen's bed
9:42 PM - Stitch: hue
9:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: hanging*
9:42 PM - Stitch: can I glue more stuff to my glove?
9:42 PM - Little Lightning: yes
9:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: no
9:42 PM - Little Lightning: glue all of the stuff
9:42 PM - Stitch: aw
9:42 PM - C. Barkley: rude
9:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it's all stuck to the machine
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: up your first aid to 50 and your healing items will heal 150% of what they normally do yo
9:42 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and it's too high to reach
9:43 PM - Stitch: I can punch it off
9:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and if you take any of it off it'll bread
9:43 PM - Tom Blanco: glue the machine to your fist
9:43 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and be unusuable
9:43 PM - Stitch: Stitch goes over to the molerat hallway\
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: I love the insane lengths we go to to create weird reality bending bullshit stuff
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: like the sofa car thing Renaldo did
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: it's never not funny when it happens
9:44 PM - Stitch: "Tom, you clear the right door and I'll clear the left"
9:44 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I assume you plebs follow the one guy who actually did something to get off the first god damn floor
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright."
9:44 PM - Little Lightning: yeah
9:44 PM - C. Barkley: ok im back
9:44 PM - C. Barkley: whats going on
9:44 PM - Stitch: Stitch stealth opens the door
9:45 PM - Stitch: pass
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: I get into position, and kick the door in, hollywood style
9:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: nothing of note reveals itself
9:45 PM - Stitch: Stitch sneaks alittle more
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: well it's a vault door so I kick it upwards 'cause it's one of these sliding ones I guess?
9:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: You see a line of sinks
9:45 PM - Stitch: and alittle mo
9:45 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and a toilet
9:46 PM - Stitch: and mo and mo
9:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: in your professional wastelander's opinion, this is a bathroom
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: dude, it's probably a bathroom
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: ninja'd
9:46 PM - Stitch: I always want there to be enemies on the toilet :C
9:46 PM - Stitch: ofuck
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: what, like in Max Payne 1?
9:46 PM - C. Barkley: holy shit
9:46 PM - Little Lightning: :V
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: wot happened
9:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: scorpion falls everyone dies
9:46 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :v
9:46 PM - C. Barkley: thats goddamn gigantic
9:47 PM - Stitch: be careful for what you wish fore
9:47 PM - Stitch: fore*
9:47 PM - Tom Blanco: oh, it's just Beaf fucking around with sprites again
9:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: tee hee
9:47 PM - Little Lightning: no duh
9:47 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I'm such a scamp ~
9:47 PM - Stitch: "Charles"
9:47 PM - Tom Blanco: knock it off, Danny boy
9:47 PM - Stitch: "You can go wash the blood and guts off your face in there" I point to the bathrooms
9:48 PM - Stitch: "Actually speaking of bathrooms"
9:48 PM - C. Barkley: "I got it all off earlier. This suit things real dirty now though."
9:48 PM - Stitch: "I haven't been to one in days"
9:48 PM - Stitch: immersion~
9:48 PM - Stitch: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
9:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: how do you hold piss in for days I don't even
9:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh
9:48 PM - Stitch: PTEAPOGMJSPRHINMDPHKNDLFKHDPRH
9:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh
9:48 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: dear
9:48 PM - Stitch: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFP
9:48 PM - Stitch: OINhoiN DFLK DG NBOLSNMFGSG
9:48 PM - Stitch: "Done"
9:48 PM - Little Lightning: "what"
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: quality roleplaying
9:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he forgot to say he wiped
9:49 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: :V
9:49 PM - Stitch: "I should wash my hands"
9:49 PM - Stitch: PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFTFDZH
9:49 PM - Stitch: "Done"
9:49 PM - C. Barkley: :I
9:49 PM - C. Barkley: "uh"
9:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I fully and shamelessly admit I laughed
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: that was the most terrifying thing during that whole session
9:50 PM - C. Barkley: imagine
9:50 PM - C. Barkley: just please imagine
9:50 PM - C. Barkley: your friend goes into the bathroom
9:50 PM - C. Barkley: and tells you to wait outside
9:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and you hear
9:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: THAT
9:50 PM - C. Barkley: and you hear "OINhoiN DFLK DG NBOLSNMFGSG"
9:50 PM - C. Barkley: and then hes just like "done"
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: I'd just stay quiet honestly
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: what happens in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom
9:50 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: drawn by the odd sounds, the door opens
9:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and you see
9:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: THAT
9:51 PM - Little Lightning: Ohshit.jpg
9:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: it spits a solid chunk of ice at the nearest person
9:51 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: namely, Barkley
9:51 PM - Little Lightning: ....ice
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: nIce
9:51 PM - C. Barkley: :v
9:52 PM - Stitch: "It wasn't that loud was it?"
9:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Barkley takes 20 normal damahe
9:52 PM - Tom Blanco: god the more tired I am the shittier my puns get
9:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: calculate the armor yourself
9:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh wait
9:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: YOU GOT NO ARMOR
9:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
9:52 PM - Stitch: "Next time I'll roll for sneak next I take a shit"
9:52 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: 20 damage 2 barkleys
9:52 PM - Little Lightning: "Ice? Shit that isn't a pysker thing"
9:52 PM - Stitch: we r going to die
9:52 PM - C. Barkley: darn that r herty me
9:52 PM - Tom Blanco: GM u cruel bastard, what about his miniscule DR from the vault suit?
9:52 PM - C. Barkley: "i am the owies"
9:53 PM - Little Lightning: wait
9:53 PM - Little Lightning: WAIT
9:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: At least you're not getting almost run over 3 times
9:53 PM - Little Lightning: "Shit! Do you guys have any sirgical tubin?"
9:53 PM - C. Barkley: im pretty certain that this was intended to spit fire
9:53 PM - Little Lightning: surgical tubing
9:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: oh god are you going to pull a Stitch
9:53 PM - C. Barkley: but then tom told gm that the vaults were fire retardant
9:53 PM - Stitch: oh my god yes
9:53 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: shit why'd I say Stitch I mean Shit
9:53 PM - C. Barkley: "Uh, yeah. If I could feel my hands I'd give it to you. It's in my back pocket."
9:54 PM - Stitch: I'll spend my next turn running to get tubing
9:54 PM - C. Barkley: barkley moves away from the doro
9:54 PM - Stitch: "I'll go get some!"
9:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: didn't you get some?
9:54 PM - Little Lightning: bark move TWAORDS me
9:54 PM - C. Barkley: i have some
9:54 PM - Little Lightning: yeah
9:54 PM - Stitch: nope
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: so how far away from me is the bastard
9:54 PM - Stitch: I didn't
9:54 PM - C. Barkley: kk
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: and what the hell is going on in genera
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: l
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: 'cause no roll20
9:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I think Barkleu took some didn't he
9:54 PM - C. Barkley: *le gibes le srugicale tubang"
9:54 PM - Stitch: actually you guys are close so u go get it
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: adn hsit
9:54 PM - Tom Blanco: and shit
9:54 PM - Little Lightning: A floater is spitting ice at us right outside the crapper
9:54 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: well, Caister
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: holy fuck how do you even misspell that bad
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: was talking about myself
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: of course
9:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: A floater, drawn by Stitch's shitting noises, crawls out of a hallway
9:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and spits a chunk of ice at Barkley
9:55 PM - C. Barkley: ha
9:55 PM - C. Barkley: good luck
9:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: then LL asked for surgical tubing
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: why the fuck is a floater spitting ice
9:55 PM - C. Barkley: im behind 2 people
9:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: because psyker
9:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and experiments
9:55 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and shit
9:55 PM - C. Barkley: because vault suits are fire retardant
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: well yeah I gathered that much I just needed to know what exactly was icing our asses
9:55 PM - C. Barkley: it was p obviously intended to breathe fire :v
9:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: he made a new type of psyker~~~~~~~~~
9:56 PM - C. Barkley: #RNS
9:56 PM - Stitch: cryokineisis?
9:56 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, but GM is an asshole (but we still <3 u in a non-homoerotic way, GM)
9:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: actually it was gonna spit ice the whole time
9:56 PM - Stitch: Yeah ciaster should make a rebalance for the psykers
9:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: even before the whole Vault suit thing
9:56 PM - Stitch: because ryan did a shit job with them
9:56 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: Ryan did a shit job with everything
9:57 PM - C. Barkley: :V
9:57 PM - Stitch: ^
9:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ;v
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: guys I'm honestly getting tired as shit and yeah I'm gonna do a rebalance but let's finish the session after this fight, alright?
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: or, better yet
9:57 PM - C. Barkley: you guys really dont like ryan do you
9:57 PM - Stitch: alright
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: you continue playing and I'll drop out
9:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: alright how about you kill this thing and we can stop
9:57 PM - Stitch: we just make jokes
9:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: so I can watch more Fullmetal Alchemist
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: just say Tom got like locked in a bathroom stall or something equally comical
9:57 PM - C. Barkley: in stitch's bathroom stall
9:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: and he didn't flush
9:57 PM - Little Lightning: yea
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: oh god no
9:57 PM - C. Barkley: and stitch doesnt flush lest he break the flushy
9:57 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: because it's clogged
9:58 PM - Stitch: no that is where I am hiding :C
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: it must be like a level 5 biohazard right now
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: you guys can cram intogether <3
9:58 PM - Stitch: hawt
9:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: ok let's just do the fight next time
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: ^
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: bye nerds
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: im gonna go do like
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: csgo
9:58 PM - Stitch: can I at least hide stitch?
9:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: aka fap
9:58 PM - Little Lightning: cliffhanger
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: (note: I have no idea if biohazard levels are a thing)
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: and get some crate drops so i can sell em
9:58 PM - C. Barkley: byeeee
9:58 PM - C. Barkley left chat.
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: alright then nerds I'm gonna go the fuck to sleep
9:58 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: kay
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: cya all
9:58 PM - Stitch: While the floater is distracted by the rest of the party I fuck off and sneak into one of the bathroom stalls
9:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: everyone leave now game's over
9:59 PM - Doge Master wow amazin 11/10: I need to save the log
9:59 PM - Little Lightning: KK
9:59 PM - M. Ciaster disconnected.
9:59 PM - Stitch left chat.
9:59 PM - Little Lightning left chat.