TearyHarpy

i need to stop this madness

Feb 28th, 2015
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  1. [7:22:32 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: Harpy: meanwhile kevin has to either wear a wig or dye his hair and is a guy so how can he sneak in some panty shots
  2. [7:22:54 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: i'm a terrible person because my thought was "they'd probably find a way to work around that"
  3. [7:23:12 PM] HarpyKuro: we have no time to photoshop his dick out :I
  4. [7:23:15 PM] HarpyKuro: NO TIME AT ALL
  5. [7:23:22 PM] HarpyKuro: CHOP CHOP, MORE EPISODES MORE REVENUE HIGHER RATINGS
  6. [7:23:36 PM] HarpyKuro: and yeah i'm thinkin' Kevin will eventually be fired/quit
  7. [7:23:42 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: i'm sure that the fanservice demographic is big enough for a little time - oh nooo
  8. [7:25:02 PM] HarpyKuro: either because the producer's crazy perceptions due to being an extreme otaku makes Kogasa look less and less realistic with each passing season and Kevin no longer fitting/sating his desire for his PERFECT PURE WAIFUUUUU
  9. [7:25:19 PM] HarpyKuro: or because Kevin gets a spine and quits because he is tired of this shit
  10. [7:25:38 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: i bet it's a combination of both leading to a "YOU'RE FIRED" "WELL I QUIT" moment
  11. [7:26:08 PM] HarpyKuro: then Kevin strikes it off solo, becoming the superhero magical girl and finally getting to a healthier weight
  12. [7:26:28 PM] HarpyKuro: "WHO'S THAT IN THE SKY? A BIRD? A PLANE? NO ITS KOGASA AND SHE'S BRINGING THE PAIN"
  13. [7:27:14 PM] HarpyKuro: then of course the producer gets mad because the manager also quit because fuck him, her loyalty's to Kevin
  14. [7:27:21 PM] HarpyKuro: and some other magical girls start quitting too
  15. [7:27:35 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: what about the director
  16. [7:27:45 PM] HarpyKuro: [s]then he totally just goes crazy scientist and goes I'LL JUST MAKE MY OWN PERFECT MAGICAL GIRL[/s]
  17. [7:27:50 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: oh god
  18. [7:28:00 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: GENECTIC HYBRIZATION
  19. [7:28:33 PM] HarpyKuro: the director is usually on the producer's side due to also lacking a spine but this may actually her to quit
  20. [7:28:45 PM] HarpyKuro: especially after seeing some of the... experiments he was doing
  21. [7:29:47 PM] HarpyKuro: [s]"What's thi- OH my god. Oh my god what is that. What the fuck is that. Why. WHY?!?" *its that hideous chimera of everything moe, and its struggling to breathe and it's all like 'KILL MEEEEE' *
  22. [7:30:00 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: D:
  23. [7:30:21 PM] HarpyKuro: ...this turned from "normal" to "ZFRP"
  24. [7:30:31 PM] HarpyKuro: help
  25. [7:30:52 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: i don't know if i can
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