Jump 101: Sonic X

Jump 101: Sonic X

Location: Area 99
Age: 19
Identity: Professional, Human
Drawbacks: None

[Free]      Sonic Battler
[Free]      Anime Logic
[Free]      Bat Burglar
[Free]      Presidential Aide
[100/1000]  Substitute Teacher
[300/1000]  Detective You Want On Your Side
[500/1000]  Loose GUN
[800/1000]  Shadow Of The Ark
[Free]      Calling Card
[1000/1000] Man With A GUN

>"How old are you again, agent?"
"Nineteen, or so they tell me."
>"And they have you in charge of everything with this project... why?"
"Because I'm not just an agent of the government... I'm the president."
>"...what."
"Seriously. Look it up if you don't believe me."
>"I refuse to believe this."
"Okay, look, take this card. Here's the number to the White House switchboard. Call it, tell them you need to talk to POTUS to clear up another identity issue - tell them that, verbatim. They'll put you through, it happens more often than you'd think."
>"You know what? Fine. I'm going to call your bluff. ... mmh. Yes. This is Commander Tower with GUN, I need to talk to POTUS to... 'clear up another identity issue'. Uh-huh. Okay. ...what do you mean 'please hold for the president-' oh. Wait, but I'm staring right at you."
"Yes, you are."
>"That's ... this is uncanny. How are you doing this?!"
"The presidential office is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural."
>"Are you just fucking with me right now?"
"Possibly just a little."

And then the universe was made slightly less stupid because someone deliberately vetoed every single stupid decision the government tried to make, because I was, in fact, the Senate.