This bitch is slow and she can't do learning,
meanness and attention is what she is yearning.
"2g50s doesn't buy nice poems,
pay me right to get compliments flowing ".
Instead she niggles and trades fewer coins,
expecting respect of her lady loins.

She is a girl and she is a gamer,
I would adopt a stray cat and expect it to be tamer.
It would be cleaner and it would be fun,
not typing fast nor weighing two tonnes.

p.s. i love cats.