My Special Somepony (Twilight Sparkle) by Knifey -- ONE SHOT

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>"Hey uhh... Anon? Can I ask you a question?"
yea? can you? Are you able to?
>"Ughh. I mean, MAY I ask you a question?"
Sure Twiggles, whats on your mind?
>"Well... I was wondering something... Uhh. I don't know how to ask this... Oh shoot, I don't know how to even start. I mean what if you think I'm a weirdo or something and-"
Twilight, nothing you can say will make me think you're a weirdo.
>"Nothing? Are you so sure Anon?"
Ok. So maybe a few things, but the chances of you saying them are pretty low. So ask away.
>Twilight starts to hesitate again, but takes a deep breath and begins to ask her question.
>"Is there something wrong with me?"
What? What are you talking about?
>"I mean like... How I look?"
No... you seem normal to me. What do you mean?
>"Well... I don't know if you've noticed but... around this time every year, everyone's running around finding dates for Hearts and Hooves day. "
Oh...
>"yea.... well. I...I-I just was kinda wondering... Why nobody ever asks me?"
>Twilight refuses to look at you, her eyes are glued to the floor as she nervously fiddles with her hooves.
>"Am...A-am I. Ugly?"
>You begin to hear her voice falter. Its obvious she's getting more emotional than she anticipated.
No! of course not! There has to be another explanation. Maybe its because you're a princess? Maybe thats intimidating to some people. Hell... I don't know.
>You scratch your head, not knowing what to say to her.
>"Do...do you think I'm ugly?"
>You bend down and gently rub her mane. She looks up at you for your answer.
No Twilight. Of course not. I think you're a cute little pony.
>"Cute? m-me?"
Yea. Whoever gets you will be one lucky stallion.
>She tries to hide her blush, but she's doing a terrible job of it.
>"Do you think...umm. Do you think...If nobody asks me...uhh"
>She takes another deep breath, trying to draw in courage.
>"Do-you-kinda-wanna-maybe-go-out-with-me-for-hearts-and-hooves-day-or-something!?"

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"Yeah sure thing Twi, just as friends."
>Twilight's initial smile vanishes
>"J-just as friends?"
"Yeah, it'll be fun."
>Her gaze lowers to the floor
>"Y-yeah, g-great fun. It'll be just 'great'."
>You can hear the fear and sarcasm in her voice
>She was taking this way outta hand, er, hoof
"Hey, I think you're overreacting..."
>"S-so you do think that I'm ugly!"
"What? No!"
>"Then I'm not g-good enough for you? Anon? I-is that it?"
"No, look listen."
>You cup both hands around her head and start scratching both ears
>"Hey! Ahhh."
>After a while, she calms down
>You pull her head up towards yours
"Look at me Twi when I say this, I'm trapped here in Equestria. I just need some time to figure out what I want right now and I don't want to start a relationship only to realise that I might lose that one too. Okay?"
>"O-oh okay A-Anon."
"You get me?"
>She nods
>"Y-yeah."
"Aw thanks Twily."
>You pull her into a friendly hug before letting her go
"Hey AJ said she needed my help with something so I gotta get going."
>"Ok."
"Listen, I'll see you on Hearts and Hooves day and we'll sort something out then?"
>You wave at her as you head off
>Twilight looks like she's biting her lip
>"... you just don't find me sexually attractive. Well, I can change that."
>You thought you heard Twily say something, but turning back she was gone
>Must've teleported somewhere
>Strange
>You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres and find a distraught AJ
"Howdy pardner!"
>She makes a scared horse noise before turning around
>"Ah-Ahnon! Yer scared the apples offa me!"
>She's sweating pretty badly
"What's wrong AJ?"
>You try and lean in to scratch her ears but she jumps away from you
>"Ahnon! Y-yer can't just fool around with just any filly. Heh."
"What are you talking about? You always liked my scratches."
>"Wha-what? When did ah say that? Ah swore I told ya ah, hated, em."
>Okay this was strange
"You're acting strange AJ."
>"What? N-no, ah'm fine."
"Hey, AJ, you doing anything for Hearts and Hooves day? I wanna see if we can throw something for Twi-"
>"Y'ahhhh!"
>She jumps and hides inside an empty apple basket
"AJ? You're scaring me."
>Her cowboy hat peeks out of the basket first
>"Ah-ah'm busy that day. Y-yep!"
>You raise an eyebrow at her
"Yes, I know."
>"Y-you do?"
"Yeah, apple farm stuff for the day. The usual. But even then you don't have a special somepony, even I know that, so you should be free later-"
>"Ah do!"
>Whoa, what when did this happen?
>You and AJ were practically buddies ever since you came here, there's no way she'd have kept it from you
"... who then?"
>"It's... it's... it's..."
> She's sweating balls and her eyes are all over the place
"It's...?"
>"Big Mac!"
>Her brother?
"What... you're joking, right?"
>She sinks back down into the basket
>"Nope."
"Wow... AJ... I'm not sure how to respond to that..."
>"It's disgusting isn't it!?"
>A bright flash and Twily appears right next to
"Twily...? What are you dong here?"
>"S-see? Now that our friend Applejack has such, odd sexual preferences, d-don't you find that off putting?"
>She stretches out her wings and puffs out her chest towards you
>"Y-you shouldn't be known with s-such deviants! I-isn't that right, Applejack?"
>"Y-yes yer highness."
>Applejack is sobbing now
>What is going on
>"Sooo, it would seem that our dear friend Applejack is busy right now. Yup, isn't that right Applejack?"
>You turn to see your buddy curled up tighter into the basket
>"... eeyup."
>"She'll probably do doing some stuff like, kissing, with her special somepony brother, right Applejack?"
>Now you can't even see her
"... yup."
>"Soo now you should have the rest of the day off Anon!"
>Twilight curls a wing behind you shoulder
"Wait there's something wrong with AJ."
>"Y-yes Anon that's right! Same sibling offspring have a much higher chance of getting deformities!"
"N-no that's not what I mean! She's not herself."
>AJ's ear twitches out of the basket
>"Wh-what are you talking about Anon? Let's leave now before it becomes contagious."
"Hang on I just want-"
>POOF
"-to ask if she's alright."
"..."
"Where did you teleport us Twilight?"
>"W-why we're outside of Rarity's boutique!"
>This didn't look like the front of the building
>"I-I should hope that we don't stumble onto Rarity doing something, inappropriate."
"Look Twilight. Stop it."
>You cross your arms in front of her
>She was behind AJ's behaviour somehow and for some reason
>You wouldn't let anymore of her and your friends suffer
"Let's go back to the library and talk about it."
>Twilight flinches at your comment and her eyes flip wide open
>"I-I d-don't know what you're talking about A-Anon."
>You sigh and pull her towards you into another hug
"Listen, if you're still worried about Hearts and Hooves day, well you shouldn't be."
>With a free hand you start scratching behind one of her ears
"Trust me Twilight, Twily, okay?"
>Her eyes become half lidded and a half open smile appears
>"Y-yeah..."
"Good. Now let's go back to the libr-"
>Your voice is cut off by a hot, wet sensation in your mouth
>You look down
>Twily has her mouth closed over yours
>Her tongue wrestles with yours as you try and break free
>Sensing your struggle she wraps both wings around your back
>She's grinning
>Damn it this is what Twilight's been worried about!
>You try and force yourself against her wings
>But they're just too strong
>It's no good
>She's out of control and really needs her friends help right now
>You have a risky idea and push your tongue into her mouth
>"Ummphf!?"
>She's startled by your action and loosens her grip on you
>It's enough for you to slip free and fall to the floor
"Rarity! Help!"
>Twilight blinks in confusion as a shocked Rarity pops out of the boutique window
>"Anonymous darling? Twilight darling? Oh Celestia, what is the meaning of all this?"
>After that, l Rarity helped you take Twilight inside the boutique
"And so it would seem like she's, uh, really worried about being alone for Hearts and Hooves day."
>Rarity is sitting on her chair levitating cup of tea
>"Twilight darling, this is very unbecoming of a princess if you don't mind me saying so."
>Twilight is too wrapped up inside her wings to say anything
>But the occasional nod of her horn lets you both know she's listening
>"You've given Anon here a lot of trouble and no doubt to poor Applejack, who's probably in a quite a state right now."
>Another nod
>"But we can't help you if you don't come out of your, ahem, shell and speak to us."
>Rarity smiles
>And it seems to work
>Twilight wings unfolds around her, revealing a solemn face
>"I'm sorry..."
"Hey, it's alright. Listen, I'm willing to bet that AJ will forgive you, and so will I, if you just tell us what's going on."
>"Yes Twilight darling, please, tell us what's caused all this to happen?"
>Her gaze stays stuck on the floor
>"No, nopony asked me out for Hearts and Hooves day, so I asked Anon if there was something wrong with me."
>Rarity nods encouragingly and smiles
>"So, I thought I was too ugly, I mean with these wings and all but then Anon said that I was cute and that he'd go only go out with me as a friend on on Hearts and Hooves day!"
>"Oh, Twilight darling..."
>"Why would Anon tell somepony that they're cute, to then not want to be with them!? That's just wrong!"
>She stomps down her hoof in anger
"Twily, calm down."
>"Yes darling, Anonymous..."
>Rarity cringes
>"... hasn't done anything wrong on his account. He just said he'd ask you out so that you'd feel better. I'm sure he would've wanted to let you down easy-"
>"I won't accept it! I won't allow it!"
>"Twilight darl-"
>"He k-kissed me! L-like how adult ponies do!"
>You and Rarity flush
>"You don't return a-a-a k-kiss l-like that w-with just anypony!"
"You wouldn't let me say anything and you wouldn't let me g-"
>"You. Kissed. Me."
>"Twilight, we all say things and, do things, we sometimes don't mean. Anon didn't mean to, kiss, you like that."
>"His body reacted to it! I felt him-"
>You rush over and cover Twilight's mouth
"Okay so now you get the gist of it. Can't you help Rarity? She's really-"
>Another hot, wet sensation engulfs your palm
>Rarity quickly becomes another shade of red
>You look down in horror at Twilight giving your hand a 'handjob'

>You're now, if it wasn't obvious enough, frozen in horror
>Just earlier on in the day you comforted your favourite bookworm/princess/pony friend over how nopony asked her out for H&H day...
>... to now finding yourself in the headlights of a trainwreck
>You come back to the 'purple alicorn licking all the salt out of your hand' reality
>You snap your hand back and stare at the wet mess
>Your hand is starting to prune up, and, oh Celestia, the smell
>"Tw-Twilight, th-that was a very in-inappropriate thing for you to have done."
>Very understated Rares.
>"I think I understand now."
>You both turn to Twilight licking her lips
>"Anon called me cute and asked me out when I was in need of comfort, and yet, he said that we were friends, contradicting those former words."
>Hey horn begins to glow
>"Wh-what are you getting at? Twilight?"
>You could tell by Rarity's voice that she, too, was getting scared
>"Anon did things before to me, things like, hugging me, scratching my ears, and most recently, kiss, me."
>Her wings stick out and she shudders with that same grin from before
>"Th-this should be enough, to conclude that Anon doesn't understand, no, doesn't realise that he's physically attracted, no! Practically in love with me!"
>Both yours and Rarity's jaw drop in synch
"... what."
>"The purest essence of love comes from within, Cadance told me so, they fuel our words, or, in Anon's case, fuel his actions with love!"
>You only did them because it was nice
>"It all makes sense now! Why nopony else asked me out! It was all because of Anon's affirmative actions that let everypony know he was in love with me! Though I'll need to refine and test my theory, but this. This, is a breakthough!"
>You lean over to Rarity, holding your slimed hand far away from her, and whisper
"You need to run and get help. I'll distract her."
>Rarity turns to look at you
>"B-but what about you?"
"Forget about me, get Spike to and for Cadance, Celestia, anypony!"
>She nods
>Time to play the hero
>... though you really didn't want to
>You just wanted to spend some with everypony, maybe snuggle up with AJ over a nice tasty apple pie
>But no, Twily needed help
"Hey, Twily. You're right."
>The purple craze looks at you, broken from her euphoric state
>"A-Anon?"
>There's a dribble of saliva hanging from her muzzle
"How about we... go somewhere private."
>You motion over to Rarity, who flushes again
>"A-Anon, what are you doing?"
>"Ah, yes, Anon. You're quite right. As much as it makes me feel, reaffirmed, by your public displays of affection towards me, there are other, such things, that shouldn't be on public display."
>She lips her lips
>You look back at your hand again and shudder as to what she thinks is acceptable
>No, focus Anon
"Let's go to the library and-"
>Her wings spasm sporadically, her breathing hitches and some horses noises come out of her
>You look back at Rarity, who looks back at you
>"Y-yes A-Anon. Y-you know me s-so well. T-this is like a dream c-c-come true."
>She's breathing hard
"Y-yeah, and when it's dark, we'll have, books, scattered around us, no, a bed made out of books and-"
>She gasps, then moans
>You shoot a look back at Rarity to get going
"And we'll have candlelights all around the library, though I don't think having open flames-"
>She snaps out of her haze
>"A-Anon, please!"
>Twi has a smug smile
>"All my candles have fire protection spells, they're fall proof too sp they won't even set fire to the books!"
>... she's really thought things through
>"Enough!"
>Twilight disappears amd reappears right next to you in a flash
>A wing envelopes you, too firm for comfort
>"S-shall we go, my p-prince?"
>You do your best to smile and nod
>Really you had no idea if calling for help was better or if you just lost your chance to escape
"You know, if you truly do love me for who I am, you'll know what I'd say."
"N-"
>"'Yes!'"
>With that, you were engulfed with the teleportation spell
>You find yourself writhing in agony, having been dropped from a short distance in the air
>It's dark
>And it smells musky
>You grope around the ground and feel bookspines and hard covers scattered all around you
"Great Anon, just great."
>The idea you had was somewhat romanticized, sharing an intimate moment with a special somepony, reading opened books under candlelight
>But here, it looked like some sort of dungeon
>You hear a 'clop clop' in the distance
>Candles come alive around you, paving a path ahead of you
>At the very end, you see the Princess of Friendship, on top of her book sculpted throne bed
"W-where are we?"
>"Why we're underneath my castle Anon, in my 'private' library."
>She paid special emphasis on making 'private' sound sexy but completely failed to do so
>All it sounds like is her tongue going all over the place
>"And you are its very first guest of honour. N-now, p-please, c-come to me."
>You can only hope that Rarity was getting help
>You take slow strides, taking your time to survey the place
>It really was a giant dungeon full of books
"So, how many books can you fit down here in your private library?"
>"U-unf."
>Did she just moan?
"Uhhh, Twi?"
>"P-please Anon, stop with all this teasing! T-the anticipation is too much!"
>... k
>You eventually reach the top of the stairs, illuminated like you were expecting some great treasure
>Except there's none other than Twilight Sparkle, laying spread eagle on top of a mattress made of books
>It was quite the sight, like an American Beauty, except with everything on show, when you wished there really wasn't
>"T-take me now Anonymous!"
>Her eyes are closed, her limbs are twitching
"Come on Twi, let's stop this."
>"H-huh?"
>Her eyes open
"Like I said, I like you, you're cute, but, we're rushing it a bit, don't you think?"
>Twilight gets up and blushes
>"All the things you've ever done for me, only makes me want you even more. I-I'll give you handjob- I'lle suck on your hand right now!"
>You pull both your hands behind your back
>Twily leans forward with her mouth wide open and tongue sticking out
>"Aaaaah~"
>'Can't you see that my hands are behind my back?'
>You try again
"L-look, this isn't really what you want. And it isn't even Hearts and Hooves day yet."
>She stops to contemplate it
>"Hmm."
"If we do, whatever it is, then won't it feel less special?"
>She might see some sense in this
>You need more time
>"But I love you Anon, and since I am the bearer of the element of magic I could bring the day forward to, say, right now."
>Oh no
>Nothing is impossible for this mare
>"Hang on Anon, I-I won't keep you waiting, just lemme find the book for the day shifting spell..."
>She spins around, purposely giving you the full sight
>Her horn glows as books start flying in towards her from all over the book dungeon
>"Hm, nope, not this one, not even close at all..."
>You take another look around the place
>There wasn't an exit you could see, so escaping was pretty much impossible
>Think Anon, you need to stall for more time, otherwise she was going to end up extracting more than just salt from your hand
>You look back at Twiggly engrossed in her search for the book
>Her cheerful smile and happy voice calling out your name flashes in your mind
"Oh Twilight."
>"Hmm? What was that Anon? I- A-ha! Found it! The Canterlot Book of Forbidden Spells!"
>You creep up over her
>"Hmm interesting, not only will the diffraction in time a-a-aaaah~"
>You fingers have found themselves scratching behind her ears
>A dangerous move
"Twily, forget about the spell, what day it is today has no impact on us being here right now."
>"A-Anon, b-but-"
>She squirms underneath your grasp and manages to grab hold of one of your hands
>And by having your hand she means round two
"H-hey don't move already! Quit licking my hand!"
>You were quickly losing control over her ears, time to grab the next best thing
>"A-Anon pl-pleash let me give y-y a han- Uwhaaa~"
>Future note, do not treat a unicorn's horn like your own fleshy appendage
>Her saliva formed a more thab adequate lube for you to show off your apple polishing skills
>"A-at least let me g-give you a bl-blow-uwah~"
>You really didn't want to correct her on this, or ever in fact
>Seems like your time working for AJ finally paid off
>You gripped and wiped her horn in long, powerful slides
>Her wings and legs spasmed beneath you
>"Ah! A-Anon n-not s-so -rough-unf!"
"Nope sorry Twi, you're not going anywhere."
>"Nooo~"
>She suddenly plants her hooves beneath her and tries to push you off rodeo style
>You decide to turn things up a notch and use personal experience, you grabbed hold of both the tip and the base of her horn
>It was like you activated some cheat code
>There was another great body spasm, nearly enough to throw you off
> Afterwards, it was like all her body strength had suddenly vanished
>Her voice was reduced to some unintelligable horse noises
>"Ah... Ahnon.... Ah..."
>She's quiet now
>You stand up to take witness over the battle arena, and attempt to clap off the pony residue on your hands
>You feel a breeze in the room
>"Oh my dearest student."
>Sweet Celestia
>"What has he done to you?"
>Oh no
>"We see that your student was no match for his prowess!"
>"We believe that he has delivered a fatal blow to her by a popular technique called a 'handjob'."
>"..."
"..."