- The creation of a pussy.
- Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,
- created a pussy, to their design.
- First was a butcher, smart with wit,
- using a knife, he gave it a slit.
- Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
- with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
- Third was a tailer, tall and thin,
- using red velvet, lined it within.
- Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
- with fur from a fox, he lined it without.
- Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
- threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.
- Sixth was a preacher, whose name was mcgee,
- touch it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
- Last was a sailor, dirty little runt.
- sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
- Then god came along, dumb as a barge,
- stuffed it completely, and put a woman in charge!
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