The Martians Found Carbonated Diarrhea Plant in Kingstree - GG Allin

As the bottling plant started its operations, the 20 Martians who had come to Earth to work in the plant became equal partners in the business. They took turns eating the mixture of prunes, menudo, and chile peppers, and then spraying the diarrhea it provoked into the vats through the special funnels.

GG Allin oversaw the operations and ensured that everything was running smoothly. The bottling plant was located just outside Kingstree, in a remote location where the smell of the mixture wouldn't disturb the local residents.

The bottling process was a tedious one, as each batch had to be carefully mixed to get the right consistency and flavor. After the mixture was bottled, it was then shipped to stores all over the country. The 20 Martians took great pride in their work, and they would often dress up in their best clothes for the bottling process.

As the business grew, GG Allin and the Martians decided to come up with brand names for their product. They held a meeting to discuss this, and over the course of a few hours, they came up with ten different names for their product. They would market it as a premium, handcrafted product, and the brand names reflected this:

Red Planet Reserve
Martian Mudslide
Tehuacan Tonic
Outer Space Ooze
Andromeda's Anus
Galactic Goo
Intergalactic Intestinal Juice
Milky Way Mixture
Space Sludge
Cosmic Colonic
After much discussion and debate, the group settled on these ten brand names. They knew that the names were a bit controversial, but they also knew that they would get people talking about their product.

As the months went by, the bottling plant became a huge success. People from all over the country were buying their product, and the brand names had become quite popular. The 20 Martians were happy to be a part of something so successful, and they took great pride in knowing that they were helping to bring a unique and delicious product to the world.