Kezlow Strifes

[15:57] <Mathmatt878> Roll for initiative
[15:58] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20
[15:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
[15:58] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[15:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
[15:58] <Mathmatt878> You are so obscenely fast for the imp that you get a free surprise round, despite the fact it tried to initiate the strife.
[15:58] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[15:59] <Kezlow> I hit it with my mace.
[15:59] <Mathmatt878> Roll to hit.
[16:00] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
[16:00] <Mathmatt878> You actually miss, and the imp survives.
[16:01] <Mathmatt878> Now it's your actual first turn.
[16:01] <Kezlow> I hit it with my mace.
[16:01] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[16:01] <Mathmatt878> You miss again, and discover I lied about this taking no time at all.
[16:01] <Kezlow> "pest"
[16:01] <Mathmatt878> This is already double the amount of turns I expected it to.
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> The imp half growls and half squeaks at you, and attempts to claw you.
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1
[16:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> He claws himself instead.
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4-1 self damage
[16:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4-1 self damage --> [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
[16:02] <Kezlow> "i'm feeling very threatened right now"
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> The rat just lost 1/3 of it's health.
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:03] <Kezlow> I hit it with my mace.
[16:03] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
[16:03] <Mathmatt878> It dies.
[16:03] <Kezlow> "good riddance"
[16:03] <Mathmatt878> Ladies and gentlemen, rolling 3 for HP!
[16:04] <Mathmatt878> When it explodes, you receive an amount of Phat Stax 4 Dayzzzzzz
[16:04] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d10+10 Build Grist.
[16:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d10+10 Build Grist. --> [ 1d10=8 ]{18}
[16:04] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d2
[16:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
[16:04] <Mathmatt878> You only receive 18 Phat Stax 4 Dayzzzzzz
[16:04] <Kezlow> I look around for any more enemies.
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> Roll perception
[16:05] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> You find a pair of similar imps making trash angels.
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> How did you not see those guys before?
[16:06] <Kezlow> I sneak up on them and attempt to hit them with my mace.
[16:06] <Mathmatt878> They notice you, and ask you to roll initiative before swinging your mace at them.
[16:06] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20
[16:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}, [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
[16:06] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
[16:07] <Kezlow> "curse my common courtesy"
[16:07] <Mathmatt878> One of them actually gets the sneak attack on you, because shenanigans.
[16:08] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1 to hit.
[16:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 to hit. --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
[16:08] <Mathmatt878> He misses.
[16:08] <Mathmatt878> It is now the actual first turn.
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> And they attack you together.
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20-1
[16:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{16}, [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> One fails miserably, the other actually hits you.
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4-1
[16:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> He does a decent 3 damage.
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:09] <Kezlow> (down to 16 HP)
[16:09] <Kezlow> I hit the one that actually hit me with my mace.
[16:10] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
[16:10] <Mathmatt878> You hit the first one
[16:10] <Kezlow> !roll 1d6+2
[16:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
[16:10] <Mathmatt878> (Maces are 1d8)
[16:11] <Kezlow> (should I roll again?)
[16:11] <Mathmatt878> (yeah)
[16:11] <Kezlow> !roll 1d8+2
[16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=2 ]{4}
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> (You can take the 6 damage, i feel like im taking damage away from you)
[16:12] <Kezlow> (rad)
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> The creature is crying in pain, but does not die yet.
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> You have a minor action and move action left if you wanna use them.
[16:13] <Kezlow> I circle the crying creature and drag my mace along the ground, menacingly.
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> Roll intimidate?
[16:13] <Kezlow> Sure.
[16:14] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20
[16:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1 insight
[16:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 insight --> [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> The imp is just barely terrified of you.
[16:15] <Kezlow> (end turn)
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> Both imps attack you again, but one of them is slightly more scared.
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1
[16:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3
[16:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{-2}
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> The terrified one hits itself, and dies because it is at 1 HP
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4-1
[16:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4-1 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{2}
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> Yeah, it dies.
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> The remaining imp cries a bit.
[16:16] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:16] <Kezlow> I hit it with my mace.
[16:16] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[16:17] <Mathmatt878> You miss.
[16:17] <Kezlow> (are these still boas imps?)
[16:18] <Mathmatt878> Yep
[16:18] <Kezlow> "need to work on my aim"
[16:18] <Mathmatt878> The imp nods.
[16:18] <Kezlow> "i wasn't talking to you"
[16:18] <Mathmatt878> The imp shrugs.
[16:19] <Kezlow> (end turn)
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> The imp claws at you once again.
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-1
[16:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> And fails once again.
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> This thing also needs to work on its aim.
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:20] <Kezlow> I hit it with my mace.
[16:20] <Kezlow> !roll 1d20+2
[16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> You hit.
[16:20] <Kezlow> !roll 1d8+2
[16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Kezlow rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{9}
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> You hit it brutally hard, and it explodes.
[16:21] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d10+10 for combined Phat Stax 4 Dayzzzzzz
[16:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d10+10 for combined Phat Stax 4 Dayzzzzzz --> [ 1d10=2 ]{12}, [ 1d10=2 ]{12}
[16:21] <Kezlow> I relish in the carnage.
[16:21] <Kezlow> But only a little bit.
[16:21] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d2
[16:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
[16:21] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2d8 for tier 1 phat stax 4 dayzzzz
[16:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2d8 for tier 1 phat stax 4 dayzzzz --> [ 2d8=4 ]{4}
[16:21] <Mathmatt878> You receive 24 build grist, and 4 tier 1 grist.
[16:22] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 18+24
[16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 18+24 --> {42}