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  1. [18:41] <!DM-sama> You all awaken fairly early and begin preparations to kill a dragon.
  2. [18:41] <!DM-sama> First things first.
  3. [18:41] <!DM-sama> You secure a cart.
  4. [18:44] <!DM-sama> Jiggles has been up all night preparing some stuff for dragon killing.
  5. [18:44] <!DM-sama> She won't tell you what it is.
  6. [18:45] <!DM-sama> But she has a bundle on her back.
  7. [18:45] <Vripe> calling it, granola bars
  8. [18:45] <@Malakai> Never underestimate the power of granola
  9. [18:46] <!DM-sama> Do any of you have any last minute preparations?
  10. [18:46] <@Malakai> None here Ma'am
  11. [18:47] <Belor> Ready and willing.
  12. [18:48] <Vripe> I don't think I had any first minute preparations
  13. [18:49] <Sazir> None here
  14. [18:49] <!DM-sama> Sazir?
  15. [18:49] <!DM-sama> Okay then.
  16. [18:50] <!DM-sama> The four of you load up in the cart with Jiggles and head towards the marsh the black dragons supposedly lives in.
  17. [18:50] <Vripe> (be back in two minutes)
  18. [18:51] <!DM-sama> I assume you take turns keeping an eye on your would be assassin.
  19. [18:51] <@Malakai> indeed
  20. [18:51] <Sazir> Really? Because Sazir would gladly be her would-be watcher.
  21. [18:51] <@Malakai> hue
  22. [18:51] <@Malakai> huehue
  23. [18:51] <@Malakai> Oh yeah, he'd watch her alright
  24. [18:52] <Sazir> ..Lewd
  25. [18:52] <Belor> I'd set her on fire if you know what I mean.
  26. [18:52] * Malakai facepalms
  27. [18:52] <@Malakai> goddammit belor..
  28. [18:53] <Vripe> (all right)
  29. [18:53] <Belor> What? I'm just saying it would be "hot" and heavy.
  30. [18:57] == RandomEncounter-chan [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  31. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d20
  32. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  33. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d20
  34. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
  35. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d20
  36. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  37. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d6
  38. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  39. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d6
  40. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  41. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d6
  42. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  43. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> roll 1d100
  44. [18:57] <!DM-sama> RandomEncounter-chan rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=98 ]{98}
  45. [18:57] <RandomEncounter-chan> Disgonbegud
  46. [18:58] <@Malakai> all dem ones
  47. [18:58] <Sazir> Should...should we be afraid?
  48. [18:58] <Belor> >3 1's
  49. [18:58] <Belor> Danger will Robinson! Danger!
  50. [18:59] <@Imouto> Danger! Danger!
  51. [18:59] <@Imouto> Enemy forces incoming!
  52. [19:00] <!DM-sama> You arrive in the marshlands without incedent.
  53. [19:01] <Vripe> yay
  54. [19:02] <!DM-sama> While crossing the marshlands looking for signs of dragons you come across a cloaked figure.
  55. [19:02] <!DM-sama> It walks unflinchingly toward your caravan, the cloak it wears is tattered and totally conceals the form of whatever humanoid is beneath it.
  56. [19:04] <!DM-sama> Is anyone going to react or are you going to run him/her over?
  57. [19:04] <@Malakai> ....I can totally see us doing that...
  58. [19:05] <Sazir> "Hm, should we just give that person a beautiful death and then see what's underneath?"
  59. [19:05] <Vripe> one vote for whistling nonchalantly and driving straight
  60. [19:05] * Malakai puts a hand on his scythe. "I don't trust this."
  61. [19:06] <!DM-sama> The cloaked figure comes to a complete stop in front of the caravan.
  62. [19:06] <Sazir> "Although...maybe it's a messenger from our Lord?"
  63. [19:06] <!DM-sama> You can see a brown skinned humanoid face beneath the cloak but you can't make out any key features of gender in the lighting.
  64. [19:06] <!DM-sama> or gender*
  65. [19:07] * Belor points his favorite sword at the cloaked traveler "Name yourself for you are in the way of holy messengers"
  66. [19:07] <!DM-sama> "Move." You hear in a gravelly female voice.
  67. [19:07] <Sazir> "Hmm, and why would we ever do that?"
  68. [19:07] <!DM-sama> [time out gotta do something]
  69. [19:08] <Vripe> (no problem)
  70. [19:11] * Belor eyes the cloaked figure up and down [Detect magic]
  71. [19:31] <@Imouto> channel ded.
  72. [19:31] <@Malakai> hue
  73. [19:33] <Belor> *casts detect channel life*
  74. [19:33] <Belor> Haha! Still alive
  75. [19:34] <Sazir> HAHA just barely
  76. [19:41] <!DM-sama> Just a sec.
  77. [19:41] <!DM-sama> Then you get raped.
  78. [19:41] <!DM-sama> Possibly literally.
  79. [19:41] <Sazir> Lewd
  80. [19:42] <Sazir> Super lewd
  81. [19:42] <Belor> Oh my~
  82. [19:44] <!DM-sama> You sense one powerful magical aura and two lesser magical auras (but still not exactly weak)
  83. [19:45] == Vripe [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  84. [19:45] <!DM-sama> "You're in my way, now move." The raspy voice says a second time.
  85. [19:45] <!DM-sama> GOD
  86. [19:45] <!DM-sama> DAMNIT
  87. [19:45] <!DM-sama> Somebody get on League and tell him he pinged out.
  88. [19:45] <!DM-sama> And paste that too him^
  89. [19:45] <@Malakai> I got it
  90. [19:47] <@Malakai> he's not on skype or league
  91. [19:47] <@Malakai> son of beech ants
  92. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Fine.
  93. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Vripe is dead.
  94. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Moving on.
  95. [19:47] <@Malakai> ...
  96. [19:47] <@Malakai> NOOO
  97. [19:47] <@Malakai> DON'T KILL THE DICKISH ROGUE
  98. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Yep.
  99. [19:47] <@Malakai> that's not fair
  100. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Died of boredom.
  101. [19:47] <@Malakai> don't do it
  102. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Asleep in the back of the cart.
  103. [19:47] <!DM-sama> In fact let's just call it asleep.
  104. [19:47] <!DM-sama> He's asleep.
  105. [19:48] <!DM-sama> He'll be dead in a minute.
  106. [19:48] <Sazir> So keep going then?
  107. [19:48] <!DM-sama> I'm going to make him add the Narcolepsy flaw when he get's back.
  108. [19:48] <@Malakai> LOL
  109. [19:48] <@Malakai> really?
  110. [19:48] <!DM-sama> Yes.
  111. [19:48] <Belor> It....would fit him perfectly.
  112. [19:48] <!DM-sama> Now moving on.
  113. [19:48] <@Malakai> ahahahaha
  114. [19:48] <!DM-sama> React to the bitches demand.
  115. [19:49] <@Malakai> "You're in OUR way. You move."
  116. [19:49] <!DM-sama> "One...."
  117. [19:49] <Sazir> "Now now friendly heretic, maybe we should do this...another way. Tell me, do you know of the rose?"
  118. [19:49] == DM-sama has changed nick to Cloaked_Figure
  119. [19:50] <!Cloaked_Figure> "Two...."
  120. [19:50] * Sazir shrugs. "Well I suppose we should teach her that bad manners will only bring out the bad manners in us. Don't you think so my old friend?"
  121. [19:51] <!Cloaked_Figure> "Three."
  122. [19:51] * Cloaked_Figure throws open her cloak and draws a strange weapon.
  123. [19:51] <!Cloaked_Figure> The blade is excessively wide at the center, giving it an almost teardrop shape.
  124. [19:52] <Belor> "Time to see what this person is made of old friend"
  125. [19:52] <!Cloaked_Figure> It is otherwise a broadsword in every respect.
  126. [19:52] <!Cloaked_Figure> Initiative.
  127. [19:52] == Cloaked_Figure has changed nick to DM-sama
  128. [19:52] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
  129. [19:52] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}
  130. [19:52] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3
  131. [19:52] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  132. [19:52] == RandomEncounter-chan has changed nick to Cloaked_Figure
  133. [19:52] == Malakai has changed nick to Malakai|11
  134. [19:52] == Sazir has changed nick to Sazir|15
  135. [19:52] <Cloaked_Figure> roll 1d20+10
  136. [19:52] <!DM-sama> Cloaked_Figure rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{19}
  137. [19:52] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  138. [19:52] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{10}
  139. [19:52] == Cloaked_Figure has changed nick to Cloak-chan|19
  140. [19:53] == Belor has changed nick to Belor|10
  141. [19:53] <!DM-sama> It's worth noting that Jiggles has been nowhere to be found since the figure first showed itself.
  142. [19:53] <Belor|10> (Well shit)
  143. [19:54] * Cloak-chan|19 swings down her strange sword forcefully.
  144. [19:54] <Cloak-chan|19> roll 1d20+17
  145. [19:54] <!DM-sama> Cloak-chan|19 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{30}
  146. [19:55] <Cloak-chan|19> roll 1d10+10
  147. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Cloak-chan|19 rolled : 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=10 ]{20}
  148. [19:55] <Cloak-chan|19> Despite not actually making contact with anything with her downward slash your cart still splits completely in half.
  149. [19:56] <Sazir|15> "...Hmm, this will make carrying the treasure back a bit more of a hassle won't it? Ah well, once you're dead and I've had my way with you, I'm sure we can put you to work rather quickly"
  150. [19:56] <Cloak-chan|19> A gash runs across the ground between the two halves of your cart.
  151. [19:56] <Sazir|15> (OH SHIT, it's been so long I forgot MARIA
  152. [19:57] <Sazir|15> roll 1d20+16 MARIAAAAAA
  153. [19:57] <!DM-sama> Sazir|15 rolled : 1d20+16 MARIAAAAAA --> [ 1d20=4 ]{20}
  154. [19:57] <Cloak-chan|19> (Maria is on standby until your turn anyway.)
  155. [19:57] <Sazir|15> (Ah okay)
  156. [19:57] <Cloak-chan|19> Rose lands on the round about 20ft to the right holding the unconscious rogue.
  157. [19:58] <Cloak-chan|19> Vripe snores loudly even as she drops him on the ground.
  158. [19:58] * Cloak-chan|19 ignores Sazir's taunting and begins to walk between the two halves of your cart.
  159. [19:58] <Cloak-chan|19> Before any of you attack makes a spot check.
  160. [19:59] <Cloak-chan|19> make*
  161. [19:59] <Sazir|15> roll 1d20+4
  162. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Sazir|15 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  163. [19:59] <@Malakai|11> roll 1d20+2
  164. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  165. [19:59] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+5
  166. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  167. [19:59] <Cloak-chan|19> Malakai and Belor caught a glimpse of what appeared to be some king of reptile scale armor.
  168. [20:00] <Cloak-chan|19> Her cloak has settled now and you can't see beneath it any longer.
  169. [20:00] <Sazir|15> "Hmm, nice work Rose. That earns you a reward later. For now though, lets just end this quickly!"
  170. [20:01] * Sazir|15 drops a vial of blood and casts [Phantasmal Killer] On the cloacked figure
  171. [20:01] <Cloak-chan|19> roll 1d20+1
  172. [20:01] <!DM-sama> Cloak-chan|19 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
  173. [20:01] <Sazir|15> Fail!
  174. [20:02] <Belor|10> Welp
  175. [20:02] <Cloak-chan|19> The cloaked figure turns and with an adorable "Kyaa!" is enveloped in the screaming shadow produced by your spell. However, for some reason she doesn't die.
  176. [20:02] <Cloak-chan|19> roll 3d6
  177. [20:02] <!DM-sama> Cloak-chan|19 rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{10}
  178. [20:03] <Cloak-chan|19> She does however take 10 damage.
  179. [20:03] <Belor|10> ......well....this is awkward...
  180. [20:03] <Cloak-chan|19> Your conclusion is that she has some sort of ward that protects her against death magic.
  181. [20:04] * Cloak-chan|19 turns and shouts.
  182. [20:04] <Sazir|15> "Hmm, how odd. Usually the body is limp and warm by now. Ah well, it seems we must do this...another way. If would, my dear."
  183. [20:04] <Cloak-chan|19> "THAT HURT YOU JERK!"
  184. [20:04] <Belor|10> "Well well....seems this one doesn't want to die old friend"
  185. [20:04] <Cloak-chan|19> The hood falls from the figures head revealing her long red hair kept in a neat ponytail, her dark brown skin, and her single protruding fang.
  186. [20:05] <Cloak-chan|19> And her red reptilian ear fins.....
  187. [20:05] <Sazir|15> "It should do more than just hurt. Hmm, perhaps after your dead I'll do a thorough examination of your body..and it'll be very thorough."
  188. [20:05] * Cloak-chan|19 throws open her cloak and takes the weapon in her hand again.
  189. [20:05] <Cloak-chan|19> Her scaly arms and legs are suddenly visible.
  190. [20:06] <Cloak-chan|19> They're covered in bright red scales and armed with inhuman claws.
  191. [20:06] <Cloak-chan|19> She also has a scaly red tail wrapped around her waist.
  192. [20:07] <Cloak-chan|19> Only the scales on her chest and hips are un-naturel.
  193. [20:07] <Cloak-chan|19> Her chestpiece and shorts appear to be made of dragonscale.
  194. [20:07] <Cloak-chan|19> They're a much darker red than her own scales.
  195. [20:08] <Cloak-chan|19> Around her neck is a necklace made of dragons teeth.
  196. [20:08] <Cloak-chan|19> And the sword she weilds has words written into the blade.
  197. [20:08] <Cloak-chan|19> Do any of you speak "Sylvan"?
  198. [20:09] <Belor|10> Not I.
  199. [20:09] <Sazir|15> Is Sylvan Draconic?
  200. [20:09] <@Malakai|11> not I
  201. [20:09] <Cloak-chan|19> Nope.
  202. [20:09] <Cloak-chan|19> Sylvan is Sylvan.
  203. [20:09] <Cloak-chan|19> It's fey-tongue.
  204. [20:10] <Cloak-chan|19> It's what the inscription on excalibur is written in... but she doesn't have excalibur don't worry.
  205. [20:10] <Cloak-chan|19> I wouldn't do that.
  206. [20:10] <Cloak-chan|19> Not this early anyway.
  207. [20:10] <Sazir|15> Oh damn
  208. [20:10] <Sazir|15> Man...now I'm regretting putting Undercommon if I knew about Sylvan
  209. [20:10] <Cloak-chan|19> She is quite obviously a salamander.
  210. [20:10] == Cloak-chan|19 has changed nick to Salamander_Girl
  211. [20:11] <Sazir|15> Oh actually...hmm doesn't Sylvan use Elven alphabet or vice versa?
  212. [20:11] <Salamander_Girl> It wouldn't make since character wise for Sazir to know Sylvan anyway.
  213. [20:11] <Salamander_Girl> sense*
  214. [20:11] <Belor|10> Darn my new fire based abilities! *Gains fire power, Fights Salamander*
  215. [20:11] <Sazir|15> True!
  216. [20:11] <Salamander_Girl> Elven is to Sylvan as American street slang is to Old English.
  217. [20:11] <Belor|10> On the bright side, no worry about fire for awhile.
  218. [20:12] <Sazir|15> Aah, so even if I knew Elven I still wouldn't understand the writting huh?
  219. [20:12] <Salamander_Girl> Yep.
  220. [20:12] <Sazir|15> Worth to ask!
  221. [20:12] <Sazir|15> "Hmm hmm, how interesting. I don't know I've laid with any of the beautiful dead bodies of your kind before. It will be a...very interesting experience."
  222. [20:13] * Salamander_Girl blushes. "I'm not usually the type to say this about people but.... you're kind of weird."
  223. [20:14] <Salamander_Girl> "ANYWAY! Since you attacked me that means you want to fight right?"
  224. [20:15] <Salamander_Girl> "Well bring it on! I've never lost a one on one fight!"
  225. [20:15] * Salamander_Girl cluches her sword and takes a very obvious frontal stance.
  226. [20:15] <Salamander_Girl> She's clearly not used to fighting multiple enemies at once.
  227. [20:16] <Sazir|15> "Who said anything about one to one?"
  228. [20:16] <Salamander_Girl> "eh?.... What do you mean? All fights are one on one."
  229. [20:16] == Sazir|15 has changed nick to Sazir15|Maria20
  230. [20:17] <Sazir15|Maria20> "Not when you have a beautiful loved one like I do."
  231. [20:17] <Belor|10> "It seems my old friend this girl needs to learn how this world really works~"
  232. [20:17] * Sazir15|Maria20 takes out Maria out of his bag, the skeleton coming to life and brandishing her scythe.
  233. [20:17] <Sazir15|Maria20> "Indeed, and it falls to us to teach her."
  234. [20:18] <@Malakai|11> "Let's get this over with..."
  235. [20:18] * Malakai|11 brandishes his scythe
  236. [20:18] <Salamander_Girl> Roll to hit.
  237. [20:18] <!DM-sama> Salamander_Girl rolled : to hit. --> error: malformed expression
  238. [20:20] <Salamander_Girl> That means Maria.
  239. [20:20] <Sazir15|Maria20> Oh!
  240. [20:21] <Sazir15|Maria20> roll 1d20+15
  241. [20:21] <!DM-sama> Sazir15|Maria20 rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{31}
  242. [20:21] <Salamander_Girl> Okay, now make a strength check for Maria.
  243. [20:22] <Sazir15|Maria20> roll 1d20+8
  244. [20:22] <!DM-sama> Sazir15|Maria20 rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
  245. [20:22] <Sazir15|Maria20> Boo
  246. [20:23] <Salamander_Girl> Maria's blade rebounds off the Slamander's body in a flash of golden light.
  247. [20:23] <Salamander_Girl> The scythe is knocked free of her hands and sent sailing across the marsh before imbedding itself in the mud 30ft. away.
  248. [20:24] <Salamander_Girl> The Salamander didn't react at all to Maria's attack as if she was execting that.
  249. [20:24] <Salamander_Girl> "I'm waiting." She says as she gazes at Sazir without shifting her stance.
  250. [20:25] <Sazir15|Maria20> (Can I use Spellcraft to discern what happened?)
  251. [20:25] <Salamander_Girl> You can try.
  252. [20:25] <Salamander_Girl> DC30
  253. [20:25] <Belor|10> (was about to ask the same thing)
  254. [20:25] <Sazir15|Maria20> roll 1d20+21
  255. [20:25] <!DM-sama> Sazir15|Maria20 rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{31}
  256. [20:25] <Sazir15|Maria20> HUZZAH
  257. [20:25] <@Malakai|11> WELP
  258. [20:25] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+16
  259. [20:25] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{25}
  260. [20:25] <Belor|10> At least Sazir knows!
  261. [20:26] <Salamander_Girl> You only know that it's some sort of magical effect of something she's carrying, you can't identify the exact sorce or even the type of magic used.
  262. [20:26] <Salamander_Girl> But a magic that powerful is bound to have limitations.
  263. [20:28] <Sazir15|Maria20> "Hm, I can see why someone would have a hard time with you, what with your little tricks and all. However..lets see just exacly what those tricks of your can block."
  264. [20:28] <Sazir15|Maria20> (My turn or Malaki's?)
  265. [20:28] <@Malakai|11> prolly yours
  266. [20:28] <Belor|10> (Go Go mightly Malakai!)
  267. [20:28] <@Malakai|11> unless the spellcraft WAS your turn
  268. [20:28] <Salamander_Girl> Malakai, you already went.
  269. [20:28] <@Malakai|11> ah
  270. [20:28] <@Malakai|11> k
  271. [20:29] * Malakai|11 rushes at the girl and attacks
  272. [20:29] <Salamander_Girl> To hit.
  273. [20:29] <@Malakai|11> roll 1d20+19
  274. [20:29] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 1d20+19 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{38}
  275. [20:29] <@Malakai|11> roll 1d20+14
  276. [20:29] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{30}
  277. [20:29] <@Malakai|11> first was a crit
  278. [20:29] <Salamander_Girl> The second attack never happened.
  279. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> k
  280. [20:30] <Salamander_Girl> Let's resolve the crit first.
  281. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> my b
  282. [20:30] <Salamander_Girl> 1d20.
  283. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> rol it?
  284. [20:30] <Salamander_Girl> Yep.
  285. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> roll 1d20
  286. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  287. [20:30] <Salamander_Girl> Okay.
  288. [20:30] <Salamander_Girl> Damage.
  289. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> roll 2d4+1d6+8x4
  290. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 2d4+1d6+8x4 --> error: malformed expression
  291. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> damn
  292. [20:30] <@Malakai|11> roll 2d4+1d6+8
  293. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 2d4+1d6+8 --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=4 ]{18}
  294. [20:31] <Salamander_Girl> not the modfier.
  295. [20:31] <Salamander_Girl> Okay.
  296. [20:31] <@Malakai|11> 72
  297. [20:31] <Salamander_Girl> Even though you know for a fact you hit her directly on the neck you are still repelled by the flash of light.
  298. [20:31] <Salamander_Girl> NOT THE MODIFIER I SAID
  299. [20:32] <@Malakai|11> Jeez, I was just saying what it was just in case...
  300. [20:32] <Salamander_Girl> Let me explain what just happened.
  301. [20:32] <Salamander_Girl> Because of "something" her effective AC was higher than you rolled, but you rolled a crit so it's an automatic hit.
  302. [20:32] <@Malakai|11> ahh
  303. [20:32] <Salamander_Girl> HOWEVER, it was not a nat20 so it's not an automatic crit.
  304. [20:32] <Salamander_Girl> Meanign you have to roll crit confirm.
  305. [20:33] <Salamander_Girl> And it missed.
  306. [20:33] <Salamander_Girl> So you just deal normal damage.
  307. [20:33] <Salamander_Girl> HOWEVER she has damage reduction from "something" so she still takes no damage.
  308. [20:33] <@Malakai|11> ...
  309. [20:33] <Salamander_Girl> Now make a strength check to avoid being disarmed.
  310. [20:33] <@Malakai|11> SON OF BEECH
  311. [20:33] <@Malakai|11> roll 1d20+6
  312. [20:33] <Salamander_Girl> DC 30
  313. [20:33] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{26}
  314. [20:33] <@Malakai|11> >nat 20
  315. [20:33] <@Malakai|11> what happens
  316. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> Your scythe goes flying as well.
  317. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> Or not.
  318. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> You go flying with it.
  319. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> You do a flip.
  320. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> But you keep your grip.
  321. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> Even though you're knocked back like 10ft.
  322. [20:34] <Salamander_Girl> "What's wrong mage? Can't you fight?" The girl taunts.
  323. [20:35] * Malakai|11 stays silent and grits his teeth
  324. [20:35] <Salamander_Girl> (That was directed at Sazir. She's ignoring everyone else.)
  325. [20:35] <@Malakai|11> (obv)
  326. [20:36] <Sazir15|Maria20> "Hm? ...Hmm I see, perhaps you've come to like the idea of my laying with your body? Huhuhu, don't worry, it'll happen, one way or another."
  327. [20:36] <Salamander_Girl> (just for the record she's not just "HUUUUR invincible", the "something" just grants her stupidly high defensive abilities under certain conditions.)
  328. [20:37] <Salamander_Girl> Your turn Brutus.
  329. [20:39] * Belor|10 looks back at Malakai and shakes his head "I find this to be highly irregular and would like you to just lay down and die please" * casts [Heartache] ( renders the subject incapacitated for 1 round. Will save nega )
  330. [20:39] <Salamander_Girl> First roll a caster level check.
  331. [20:40] <Salamander_Girl> To overcome spell resistance.
  332. [20:40] <Salamander_Girl> d20 + your level + any modifiers from the Spell Penetration feat.
  333. [20:41] <Belor|10> Roll 1d10+10+4
  334. [20:41] <Salamander_Girl> for you it's d20+12
  335. [20:41] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d10+10+4 --> [ 1d10=4 ]{18}
  336. [20:41] <Salamander_Girl> Oh +14
  337. [20:41] <Salamander_Girl> Well either way your spell does nothing.
  338. [20:41] <Sazir15|Maria20> Even with 28?!
  339. [20:41] <Salamander_Girl> Yep.
  340. [20:42] <Sazir15|Maria20> Daaaaaaaaamn-wait
  341. [20:42] <Sazir15|Maria20> Dude
  342. [20:42] <Sazir15|Maria20> You rolled 1d10
  343. [20:42] <Belor|10> ....woops!
  344. [20:42] <@Malakai|11> lol
  345. [20:42] <@Malakai|11> bad rol
  346. [20:42] <Salamander_Girl> 1d20+14
  347. [20:42] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+10+4
  348. [20:42] <Salamander_Girl> DO EEET
  349. [20:42] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+10+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{30}
  350. [20:42] <Sazir15|Maria20> AGAIN, IT'S 14!
  351. [20:42] <Sazir15|Maria20> NOT 10+4! JUST 14!
  352. [20:43] <Belor|10> ....yes mam...
  353. [20:43] <Sazir15|Maria20> So!
  354. [20:43] <@Malakai|11> doesn't it work either way
  355. [20:43] <Sazir15|Maria20> That'd be..40?
  356. [20:43] <Salamander_Girl> Yeah.
  357. [20:43] <Salamander_Girl> No, the second roll was right.
  358. [20:43] <Salamander_Girl> Still does nothing.
  359. [20:43] <Sazir15|Maria20> DAAAAAAAAMN
  360. [20:44] <Salamander_Girl> Now.
  361. [20:44] <Salamander_Girl> Reroll initiative, for yourself and only yourself Sazir.
  362. [20:44] <Sazir15|Maria20> roll 1d20+3
  363. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Sazir15|Maria20 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  364. [20:44] <Salamander_Girl> It should be obvious nobody else can interfere, though they're welcome to keep trying.
  365. [20:44] == Sazir15|Maria20 has changed nick to Sazir|5
  366. [20:44] <Salamander_Girl> roll 1d20+10
  367. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Salamander_Girl rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
  368. [20:45] == Salamander_Girl has changed nick to Andria|23
  369. [20:45] <Andria|23> "My name is Andria.... what is your name?"
  370. [20:45] <Sazir|5> "Andria hm? Well Andria, the name of the one who will release you from life is Sazir."
  371. [20:46] <Andria|23> "Bring it on...."
  372. [20:46] * Andria|23 screams causing flames to erept over her entire body.
  373. [20:46] * Andria|23 rushes toward you at a freightening speed leaving a trail of flames in her wake.
  374. [20:47] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+17
  375. [20:47] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{33}
  376. [20:47] <Sazir|5> Hit!
  377. [20:47] <Andria|23> She clotheslines you knocking you off your feet.
  378. [20:47] <Andria|23> roll 1d6+9+4
  379. [20:47] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d6+9+4 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{19}
  380. [20:48] <Andria|23> You take 15 physical damage and 4 fire damage as you're sent flipping through the air like you got hit by a truck.
  381. [20:49] <Andria|23> Your turn, you need to use a move action to stand up.
  382. [20:50] <Andria|23> And that will provoke an attack of opprotunity.
  383. [20:50] <Andria|23> Unless you have 8+ ranks in tumble.
  384. [20:50] <Sazir|5> Can I still cast a spell?
  385. [20:51] <Andria|23> From prone? You have to make a concentration check.
  386. [20:51] <@Imouto> 'Psst, Malakai, it looks like Sazir is in a heated situation'
  387. [20:51] <Sazir|5> Will do
  388. [20:51] <Sazir|5> "My, my, if you are like this during a fight, I wonder how you'll be in bed? Though first I'd like to see you..stop for now."
  389. [20:51] * Sazir|5 attempts to cast [Hold Person]
  390. [20:51] <Sazir|5> roll 1d20+13
  391. [20:51] <!DM-sama> Sazir|5 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{27}
  392. [20:52] <Andria|23> Okay.
  393. [20:52] <Andria|23> You can cast it.
  394. [20:52] <Sazir|5> Then I did!
  395. [20:52] <Sazir|5> She has to roll will against it
  396. [20:52] <Andria|23> In my head Sazir says all of this while face down, without raising his head or moving at all, with his body all contorted.
  397. [20:52] <Andria|23> Then suddenly WRIST FLICK
  398. [20:52] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+1
  399. [20:52] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
  400. [20:53] <Sazir|5> And fail
  401. [20:53] * Andria|23 locks up as if bound by magical ropes.
  402. [20:53] <Sazir|5> She is now bound for 10 rounds!
  403. [20:55] * Sazir|5 gets up and dusts himself off, first taking her weapon away. "Hmm, perhaps this is why I can't just simply kill you?"
  404. [20:56] <Andria|23> You can't lift it.
  405. [20:56] <Andria|23> So it's impossible to take it out of her hand.
  406. [20:56] <Andria|23> You could just kick her away from it though.
  407. [20:56] * Belor|10 claps his hands "Well done old friend, for it seem like she is stuck at the moment"
  408. [20:56] <Andria|23> Since she dropped it when you bound her.
  409. [20:57] <Sazir|5> "...Hmm, my my what strength you have. Perhaps I'll make use of your body after I lay with it. Now could this be it?"
  410. [20:57] * Sazir|5 casts Identify on the sword
  411. [20:59] <Andria|23> The sword is just a +1 short sword.
  412. [20:59] <Andria|23> (Huehuehue weapons of legacy)
  413. [20:59] <Sazir|5> Wait, it has writting on it right?
  414. [20:59] <Andria|23> Yep.
  415. [21:00] <Andria|23> Errr.... broad sword not short sword.
  416. [21:00] * Sazir|5 looks at the side of the blade. "Hmm...I oh so wonder what this means" He then casts [Comprehend Language] to read it
  417. [21:00] <Sazir|5> (I honestly forgot I had that memorize since long ago)
  418. [21:01] <Andria|23> It doesn't really mean anything... it's a name.
  419. [21:01] <Andria|23> "Caladbolg"
  420. [21:01] <Sazir|5> Would Sazir know what that is?
  421. [21:02] <Andria|23> As you study the blade Andria struggles against your spell and screams causing fire to wash over a 10ft area around her.
  422. [21:02] <Andria|23> You take 4 fire damage.
  423. [21:02] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+11
  424. [21:02] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{26}
  425. [21:03] <Andria|23> What was the save DC?
  426. [21:03] <Sazir|5> 20, so she beat it
  427. [21:03] <Sazir|5> Although, can she break of Hold Person before the 10 rounds are up?
  428. [21:03] * Andria|23 stands to her feet and shatters the spell causing raw mana to physically disappate into the air around her.
  429. [21:03] <Andria|23> With something she has yes.
  430. [21:04] <Sazir|5> Aah
  431. [21:04] <Sazir|5> But yeah, that's a full round action
  432. [21:04] <Andria|23> I know, so was her breaking the spell.
  433. [21:04] <Andria|23> Your turn again.
  434. [21:04] <Andria|23> "I hate mages."
  435. [21:05] * Sazir|5 puts out the fire off himself. "But after all of this is over, you'll love me." He says and attempts to touch her and cast [Slay Living]
  436. [21:05] <Andria|23> Make a touch attack.
  437. [21:05] <Sazir|5> roll 1d20+9
  438. [21:05] <!DM-sama> Sazir|5 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{18}
  439. [21:06] <Andria|23> You touch her.
  440. [21:06] <Andria|23> 4 fire damage.
  441. [21:06] <Andria|23> And on top of that the spell does nothing.
  442. [21:06] <Andria|23> You just feel your mana vanish into nothing when you touch her.
  443. [21:07] <Andria|23> "DEATH MAGIC IS FOR CHEATERS!" She screams as she punches at your face.
  444. [21:07] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+16
  445. [21:07] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{22}
  446. [21:07] <Sazir|5> That'd be a hit
  447. [21:07] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+11
  448. [21:07] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{19}
  449. [21:07] <Andria|23> Do those hit?
  450. [21:07] <Sazir|5> Both do!
  451. [21:08] <Andria|23> roll 1d6+8+4
  452. [21:08] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d6+8+4 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{15}
  453. [21:08] <Andria|23> roll 1d6+8+4
  454. [21:08] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d6+8+4 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{16}
  455. [21:08] <Andria|23> She hits you in the face twice.
  456. [21:08] <Andria|23> "YOU THINK I NEED A WEAPON TO BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF A SQUISHY LIKE YOU?"
  457. [21:08] <Andria|23> Your turn.
  458. [21:08] <Andria|23> Her fist hurt.
  459. [21:08] <Andria|23> A lot.
  460. [21:09] <Belor|10> Question: can I attempt to run and grab the sword? Try to make the sword "let" me pick it up?
  461. [21:09] <Andria|23> You could but the sword is still within 10ft of her so you'd literally be running into the fire.
  462. [21:09] * Sazir|5 holds his face. "Hmm...This might be harder than I thought. But as long as the end is the same."
  463. [21:09] <Belor|10> I am use to fire at the moment~
  464. [21:10] <Sazir|5> "But first...why don't we cool all of this fire down?"
  465. [21:10] * Sazir|5 stretches his hand and casts [Cone of Cold]
  466. [21:11] <Andria|23> >Sazir using an actual destructive spell.
  467. [21:11] <Andria|23> Howtoknowwhenshitisreallybad.txt
  468. [21:11] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+8
  469. [21:11] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{20}
  470. [21:11] <Sazir|5> Fails the reflex
  471. [21:11] <Andria|23> Okay.
  472. [21:11] <Andria|23> Full damage.
  473. [21:12] <Sazir|5> roll 10d6
  474. [21:12] <!DM-sama> Sazir|5 rolled : 10d6 --> [ 10d6=38 ]{38}
  475. [21:12] <Andria|23> She takes 34 damage but the ice begins to melt immediately.
  476. [21:13] <Andria|23> She runs toward her sword.
  477. [21:13] * Belor|10 runs to the sword and through the fire to try to pick it up "You are coming with my little one, and don't mind me M'lady~"
  478. [21:13] <Andria|23> (Brutus is you want to react you have to beat her initiative)
  479. [21:13] <Sazir|5> (GO! GO! GO!)
  480. [21:13] <Belor|10> okay...I can do this.....
  481. [21:13] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+8
  482. [21:13] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{10}
  483. [21:13] <Sazir|5> Damn
  484. [21:13] <Belor|10> ........
  485. [21:14] <Andria|23> She yoinks it up before you take more than a few steps leaving you looking rather silly as you dve for it.
  486. [21:14] <Andria|23> Luckily she just ignores you and turns back toward Sazir.
  487. [21:14] <Andria|23> That's a double move action though so it's your turn.
  488. [21:14] <Andria|23> Her back is to you if you want to try and attack her Belor.
  489. [21:16] * Belor|10 gets up and seeing she is completely ignoring him "Don't ignore me little one!" {Hideous Blow}
  490. [21:16] <Belor|10> Melee attack + blast
  491. [21:17] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+12
  492. [21:17] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{17}
  493. [21:17] <Andria|23> Okay now roll to not be disarmed.
  494. [21:17] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+2
  495. [21:17] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  496. [21:18] <Andria|23> Your sword goes flying and nothing happens to her, she doesn't even turn around.
  497. [21:18] <Belor|10> Darn you crit sword! You have failed me!
  498. [21:18] <Andria|23> "Well mage? Got any more tricks before you give up?"
  499. [21:18] * Sazir|5 moves back a bit. "Now now, you don't think that's all I have did you?" He then looks up and sees clouds forming, then giant chunks of ice starts falling on her as he casted [Ice Storm]
  500. [21:19] <Sazir|5> (Lasts for one full round and movement is halfed inside of it)
  501. [21:19] <Andria|23> What else does it do?
  502. [21:19] <Sazir|5> IT DOES
  503. [21:19] <Sazir|5> roll 3d6 Bludgen damage
  504. [21:19] <!DM-sama> Sazir|5 rolled : 3d6 Bludgen damage --> [ 3d6=12 ]{12}
  505. [21:19] <Sazir|5> and 2d6 Cold damage
  506. [21:19] <Sazir|5> roll 2d6 Cold damage
  507. [21:19] <!DM-sama> Sazir|5 rolled : 2d6 Cold damage --> [ 2d6=8 ]{8}
  508. [21:20] <Belor|10> ....how wide is the area?
  509. [21:20] <Sazir|5> 20 feet
  510. [21:20] <Belor|10> .....and so I got hit by ice
  511. [21:20] <Andria|23> Belor is in it too.
  512. [21:21] <Sazir|5> He'd be fiiine, he's got FIRE
  513. [21:21] <Andria|23> And so are you, unless you cast it to be like a foot in front of you.
  514. [21:21] <Sazir|5> That was the plan actually
  515. [21:21] <Andria|23> Since the total distance between you and her is all of 15 feet.
  516. [21:21] <Andria|23> She still reaches you in one move action by the way.
  517. [21:21] <Andria|23> Her base speed is 40
  518. [21:21] <Sazir|5> DAAAAAAMN
  519. [21:22] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+17
  520. [21:22] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{36}
  521. [21:22] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+12
  522. [21:22] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{25}
  523. [21:22] <Andria|23> First one crits.
  524. [21:22] <Andria|23> If it drops you sh won't swing a second time.
  525. [21:22] <Andria|23> she*
  526. [21:22] <Andria|23> roll 1d20
  527. [21:22] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  528. [21:22] <Andria|23> roll 1d10+10
  529. [21:22] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=8 ]{18}
  530. [21:23] <Andria|23> 36+4
  531. [21:23] <Andria|23> 40 damage.
  532. [21:23] <Andria|23> Did you go down?
  533. [21:23] <Sazir|5> Nope
  534. [21:23] <Sazir|5> 12 HP left
  535. [21:23] <Andria|23> aRE YOU sure?
  536. [21:23] <Sazir|5> Yawp
  537. [21:23] * Andria|23 sighs.
  538. [21:23] <Andria|23> roll 1d10+10+4
  539. [21:23] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d10+10+4 --> [ 1d10=8 ]{22}
  540. [21:24] <Andria|23> See?
  541. [21:24] <Andria|23> Now you're dead.
  542. [21:24] <Sazir|5> ...Wait I could have lied?
  543. [21:24] <Andria|23> YES
  544. [21:24] <Belor|10> YS
  545. [21:24] <Sazir|5> OH
  546. [21:24] <Belor|10> YES
  547. [21:24] <Andria|23> That was what I implied.
  548. [21:24] <Andria|23> You could have dropped.
  549. [21:24] <Sazir|5> ...OOOOH
  550. [21:24] <Andria|23> You never heard of playing opossum?
  551. [21:24] <Andria|23> You're OBVIOUSLY fucked.
  552. [21:25] <Andria|23> Just stay down after the first blow.
  553. [21:25] <Sazir|5> Well if I knew I could have lied I would have done so
  554. [21:25] <Andria|23> Okay then.
  555. [21:25] <Andria|23> You're lucky I like Sazir.
  556. [21:25] <Sazir|5> That I am
  557. [21:25] * Andria|23 leans down to the "dead" mage.
  558. [21:26] <Andria|23> "I know you're still alive.... do you give?" She say as she brings her face close to you and her flames slowly fade.
  559. [21:26] <Andria|23> (I imagine he's hamming it up with his tongue hanging out and everything)
  560. [21:26] <Sazir|5> (He probably is, yes)
  561. [21:27] * Andria|23 pokes.
  562. [21:27] <Andria|23> "Do....
  563. [21:27] <Andria|23> You...
  564. [21:27] <Andria|23> Give?..."
  565. [21:27] <Andria|23> Her nails are sharp.
  566. [21:28] * Sazir|5 winces a bit at the sharp nails but still tries to act dead
  567. [21:28] <Andria|23> .....
  568. [21:28] * Andria|23 points her sword at Sazirs throat.
  569. [21:28] <Andria|23> "One...."
  570. [21:29] <Andria|23> "Two..."
  571. [21:29] * Sazir|5 stops acting and looks at her. "Hm? Oh are you perhaps going to give me beautiful death? Hmm...I'm very sorry but I can't allow that, at least not yet."
  572. [21:29] <Andria|23> "Then give up you jerk." She says as she puffs her cheeks.
  573. [21:30] <Sazir|5> "Hmm...how about only if you kiss me?"
  574. [21:30] * Andria|23 steps on Sazir's face.
  575. [21:30] <Andria|23> roll 1d3
  576. [21:30] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
  577. [21:30] <Andria|23> 1 subdual damage.
  578. [21:31] <Sazir|5> "...I'll take that as a no then? Fine fine...I'll give. It seems you have bested me....now I just want you more."
  579. [21:32] * Andria|23 sheathes her sword.
  580. [21:32] <Andria|23> "Hmph... that's what you get for attacking people from behind."
  581. [21:32] * Andria|23 snorts smoke out of her nostrils.
  582. [21:32] * Andria|23 turns and walks away.
  583. [21:32] <Andria|23> (Unless someone else wants a piece)
  584. [21:33] * Malakai|11 clicks his tongue
  585. [21:33] <Sazir|5> "Hmm, hold on for a moment. Would you perhaps like to slay a black dragon?"
  586. [21:33] * Belor|10 shakes his head and sighs, walking to his sword "Heretic....you are up"
  587. [21:33] * Malakai|11 flourishes his scythe
  588. [21:33] <@Malakai|11> "Hey. You knocked me back earlier. Not many people can do that. Fight me."
  589. [21:33] * Andria|23 ignores Malakai and turns back to Sazir. "A dragon? You know where it is?"
  590. [21:34] <@Malakai|11> "...."
  591. [21:34] * Andria|23 holds up a finger in front of Malakai.
  592. [21:34] <Andria|23> "Just a minute...."
  593. [21:34] <Sazir|5> "Why yes, we know where all of them are. I assume you'd want to fight one or three?"
  594. [21:34] <Andria|23> "Yeah.... I'm on a quest to slay a dragon of every color but I can't find any of them..... I'm not much of a hunter."
  595. [21:35] * Belor|10 picks up his sword and the glares at her "We were on our way to one of the beast before you destroyed our transportation"
  596. [21:36] * Belor|10 points to the cart split in two
  597. [21:36] <Andria|23> "O-oh....."
  598. [21:36] <Andria|23> "Ehehe.... maybe Gran was right about needing to work on my people skills...."
  599. [21:37] <Andria|23> "Ah... Did you want to fight mister?" Andria says as she turns to Malakai.
  600. [21:37] <Sazir|5> "Then it seems we have an agreement. And I would certainly like to keep your company close...but it is as my old friend has said, you destroyed our method to get there."
  601. [21:37] <@Malakai|11> "I did."
  602. [21:37] * Belor|10 raises his finger "And our method of transporting any treasure"
  603. [21:37] <Andria|23> "You guys talk over each other a lot huh?"
  604. [21:39] <Belor|10> "Mostly it is just us talking" He points to Sazir and himself
  605. [21:39] <Andria|23> "In this order.... I didn't agree to anything and mages are gross. I'll fight you if you want. And it was your fault for not being nice and moving."
  606. [21:39] * Andria|23 draws her sword and takes a stance.
  607. [21:39] <Sazir|5> "But you haven't found a single one right? And now you have the chance to kill three. All different colors."
  608. [21:40] <@Malakai|11> "At this point, I just want to teach you some goddamn manners and common sense. IF THERE ARE FIVE GODDAMN PEOPLE IN A CART, AND THERE IS ONE OF YOU WALKING ALONE, YOU MOVE. YOU DON'T TRY TO MAKE THE CART MOVE."
  609. [21:40] <Andria|23> "Are you another icky mage?" Andria asks as she turns toward Malakai, apparently no longer interested in the conversation.
  610. [21:40] <@Malakai|11> "Not in the slightest sweetheart. I'm more to your speed."
  611. [21:40] <Andria|23> Don't reverse those.
  612. [21:40] * Malakai|11 continues to spin his sycthe
  613. [21:40] <Andria|23> It's funnier if she doesn't even acknowledge your anger.
  614. [21:41] <Andria|23> "Goody~" She says as fire erupts from around her.
  615. [21:41] <Andria|23> (Just for the record, you know what happens if you actually beat her right?)
  616. [21:41] <@Malakai|11> (Nope.)
  617. [21:42] <Sazir|5> (Lewd things)
  618. [21:42] <Andria|23> roll 1d20+10
  619. [21:42] <!DM-sama> Andria|23 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{14}
  620. [21:43] == Andria|23 has changed nick to Andria|14
  621. [21:43] <@Malakai|11> roll 1d20+4
  622. [21:43] <Andria|14> Initiative.
  623. [21:43] <!DM-sama> Malakai|11 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  624. [21:43] <Andria|14> WELP
  625. [21:43] <@Malakai|11> >nat 20
  626. [21:43] == Malakai|11 has changed nick to Malakai|24
  627. [21:43] <Andria|14> She's not used to fighting people faster than her.
  628. [21:43] <Andria|14> Surprise round.
  629. [21:43] <@Malakai|24> going to go for two attacks
  630. [21:43] <@Malakai|24> roll 1d20+19
  631. [21:43] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 1d20+19 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{37}
  632. [21:43] <@Malakai|24> crit
  633. [21:43] <@Malakai|24> resolve it?
  634. [21:43] <Andria|14> Confirm.
  635. [21:43] <@Malakai|24> roll 1d20
  636. [21:43] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  637. [21:44] <Andria|14> Damage.
  638. [21:44] <@Malakai|24> roll 2d4+1d6+8
  639. [21:44] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 2d4+1d6+8 --> [ 2d4=2 1d6=5 ]{15}
  640. [21:44] <@Malakai|24> now the second?
  641. [21:44] <Andria|14> Yep.
  642. [21:44] <@Malakai|24> roll 1d20+14
  643. [21:44] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{17}
  644. [21:44] <Andria|14> Damage.
  645. [21:44] <@Malakai|24> roll 2d4+1d6+8
  646. [21:44] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 2d4+1d6+8 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=5 ]{18}
  647. [21:45] <@Malakai|24> (brb one sec)
  648. [21:45] <@Imouto> (I'd give her the D but I'm dead)
  649. [21:45] * Andria|14 staggers, clearly still injurded from her fight with Sazir.
  650. [21:48] <@Imouto> 'Malakai if you don't give her the D, send her to me, I gotcha covered'
  651. [21:49] <@Malakai|24> (back, sry)
  652. [21:49] <@Malakai|24> 'Shaddap'
  653. [21:50] <@Imouto> 'Do it, faggot.'
  654. [21:51] <Andria|14> Take your normal round now.
  655. [21:51] <@Malakai|24> just going to attack again
  656. [21:51] <@Malakai|24> roll 1d20+19
  657. [21:51] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 1d20+19 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{31}
  658. [21:51] <Andria|14> Hit
  659. [21:51] <@Malakai|24> roll 2d4+1d6+8
  660. [21:51] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 2d4+1d6+8 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=4 ]{17}
  661. [21:51] <Andria|14> Confirm.
  662. [21:51] <@Malakai|24> oh
  663. [21:51] <@Malakai|24> my bad
  664. [21:51] <@Malakai|24> roll 1d20
  665. [21:51] <!DM-sama> Malakai|24 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  666. [21:52] <Andria|14> That's a crit.,
  667. [21:52] <@Malakai|24> you just gonna use the first damage roll?
  668. [21:52] <Andria|14> She drops to her knee.
  669. [21:52] <@Malakai|24> guess so lol
  670. [21:52] <Andria|14> "Sh-shit...."
  671. [21:53] * Andria|14 lays her sword down and kneels down before Malakai.
  672. [21:53] <Andria|14> "I never thought someone could beat me so quickly.
  673. [21:53] <@Malakai|24> "On any other day, I would kill you at this point. However, I'm in a good mood, and this fight wasn't exactly even. You were already weakened by my companion."
  674. [21:54] <Sazir|5> "That's because I had my way first my dear. And aaaw, come now friendly heretic, surely you can end her life."
  675. [21:54] <Andria|14> "It makes no difference.... your strength is a reality."
  676. [21:54] <Andria|14> "So.... since I've been beaten...."
  677. [21:54] <@Imouto> 'Aawww, you're not gonna let me take another? Tsktsktsk.'
  678. [21:54] <@Imouto> 'You've gone soft Molliewop.'
  679. [21:54] <Andria|14> "W-WILL YOU MARRY ME?" She shouts.
  680. [21:54] <@Malakai|24> "Wait, don't sala-..."
  681. [21:55] * Andria|14 stares up to Malakai with conviction.
  682. [21:55] * Malakai|24 gives a death glare. "You want to marry me?"
  683. [21:56] <!DM-sama> "It's not so much I want to... though your strength is impressive and I'm sure you'll make a fine husband... but it's tradition. As a champion I have to marry the first person to defeat me in an honorable duel."
  684. [21:56] * DM-sama shows you her ring.
  685. [21:57] <@Imouto> 'To be fair that's not honorable, this bitch is dumb, this was a 3 on 1.'
  686. [21:57] <@Malakai|24> 'I know, Now shush'
  687. [21:57] <@Imouto> 'No! I will not!'
  688. [21:57] <!DM-sama> "This ring protects me from interference when I engage in a duel. So they're all guaranteed to be fair."
  689. [21:57] <!DM-sama> "And my necklace shields me from disease, poison, and death magic."
  690. [21:58] * Malakai|24 whistles
  691. [21:58] <!DM-sama> "They're ancient relic used to help Salamander champions find strong mates.
  692. [21:58] <!DM-sama> relics*
  693. [21:58] <@Malakai|24> "Fancy."
  694. [21:58] * Malakai|24 shoulders his scythe
  695. [21:58] <@Malakai|24> "Tell you what."
  696. [21:59] * Sazir|5 snaps his fingers. "I should have known it was the necklace"
  697. [21:59] <@Malakai|24> "You come with us, and we slay some dragons. If after that, once we've all rested up, we fight again, and I beat you again when you're at one hundred percent, I'll think about marrying you."
  698. [22:00] <Andria|14> "If that's your wish, but it's already been decided. Even if you reject me I have to pursue you until my death!" She shouts.
  699. [22:00] * Malakai|24 sighs
  700. [22:00] <@Malakai|24> "Man I hate overzealous people..."
  701. [22:00] * Belor|10 walks over to his old friend "It would seem our heretic has a charitable heart" he says while sneering in his general direction as he helps his heals his old friend.
  702. [22:00] * Malakai|24 walks over, picks up the still sleeping rogue, and begins walking.
  703. [22:01] <@Imouto> 'Ahahah..You're stuck until you kill her now Molliewop.'
  704. [22:01] <Andria|14> "Well it's not like I wouldn't anyway....." Andria says shyly.
  705. [22:01] <@Malakai|24> "Well boys? We going or what?"
  706. [22:01] * Malakai|24 ignores Andria
  707. [22:01] * Andria|14 follows Malakai clinging to him like a lost puppy.
  708. [22:01] <@Malakai|24> 'Shaddap wings. /me pats mentally'
  709. [22:01] <@Imouto> 'Molliewops got a girlfran~'
  710. [22:01] <Andria|14> (Before you ask the ring and necklace only fuction for Salamander Champions.)
  711. [22:02] <@Malakai|24> (Didn't plan on it
  712. [22:02] <@Malakai|24> in faaaaaaaact...)
  713. [22:02] <Andria|14> Caladbolg will work for any non-magicuser that meets the requirements.
  714. [22:02] * Sazir|5 sighs and shrugs. "That he does, too charitable for my liking...now we need a new cart."
  715. [22:02] <@Malakai|24> "Also, those two trinkets you have? They may seem useful to you, but in actuality, they weaken you in the long run. Having to watch your own back can make you stronger. So much stronger."
  716. [22:03] * Malakai|24 begins walking with the rogue slung over his shoulder
  717. [22:03] == Malakai|24 has changed nick to Malakai
  718. [22:03] <Andria|14> "W-well I don't need them now that I've found you dear!" She says excitedly through her furious blushing.
  719. [22:03] * Malakai sighs again
  720. [22:03] * Andria|14 takes off her magic items and throws them to the ground.
  721. [22:03] * Andria|14 clings to Malakai again.
  722. [22:04] * Malakai picks up the trinkets
  723. [22:04] * Malakai hands them back to the girl
  724. [22:04] <@Malakai> "Didn't say throw them away."
  725. [22:04] <Andria|14> "A-ah! I-I-I-I would have given them to you if you asked darling!"
  726. [22:05] <@Imouto> 'Jeez Molliewop, how are you gonna handle this one?'
  727. [22:05] <@Malakai> '....how the fuck am I going to deal with this Aeria...'
  728. [22:05] <@Imouto> '...That deathmind..'
  729. [22:05] <@Malakai> '...yep...'
  730. [22:05] <@Imouto> '..Send her to me I guess. Fuck I dunno'
  731. [22:05] <Belor|10> "He almost reminds me of someone....but then that just brings out the fire in my veins..." starts walking behind Malakai "I doubt we will find another cart around here"
  732. [22:05] * Sazir|5 gives Belor a side glance. "...Think it'd be in bad taste if I just released her from the cage of life now?"
  733. [22:06] <@Malakai> (Can I hear them?)
  734. [22:06] <Andria|14> "Oh! I have a cart if you need it dear!"
  735. [22:06] <Andria|14> (Yeah but they won't do anything for a non-salamander)
  736. [22:07] <@Malakai> (.....?)
  737. [22:07] <@Malakai> "Lead us to yours"
  738. [22:07] <Andria|14> (Her magic items)
  739. [22:07] == Sazir|5 has changed nick to Taco_Hell
  740. [22:07] == Taco_Hell has changed nick to Sazir
  741. [22:07] <Sazir> (Bah!)
  742. [22:07] <Belor|10> (Who says I'm not a non-salamander? Could magic warlock powers do the trick?)
  743. [22:07] <Belor|10> I'm a *
  744. [22:08] * Malakai falls back. "I have plans for this one Sazir. I know how badly you want to "make her shed her mortal coil", but I'll ask you to kindly restrain. Okay?"
  745. [22:08] <Andria|14> If you can make the DC 40 check to fake your class, race, and gender then yes.
  746. [22:08] <Andria|14> "Yay! My hubby has plans for me!~"
  747. [22:08] * Andria|14 clings.
  748. [22:08] <@Malakai> (...that was whispered
  749. [22:08] <@Malakai> )
  750. [22:08] <Andria|14> Salamander's have good ears.
  751. [22:08] <Andria|14> >:[
  752. [22:09] <Belor|10> (Ya...not even going to try at the moment)
  753. [22:09] * Malakai sighs
  754. [22:09] * Sazir shrugs. "Yes yes, but do finish your plans quickly....say where is she?" He says looking for Jiggly
  755. [22:09] <@Malakai> "Actually, can I have those trinkets back?"
  756. [22:10] <Andria|14> "Of course darling!~"
  757. [22:10] * Andria|14 hands them to you.
  758. [22:10] * Malakai tosses the relics to Belor "I was just thinking about it, and I remembered you explaining how you made your sword work for you to me. Maybe you can do the same to these my friend."
  759. [22:12] * Andria|14 happily leads you all to her camp site.
  760. [22:12] <Belor|10> "Well.....there is no harm in finding out I suppose"
  761. [22:12] <Belor|10> Roll 1d20+16
  762. [22:12] <!DM-sama> Belor|10 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{27}
  763. [22:12] <Belor|10> Nope.
  764. [22:12] <@Malakai> (not yet, at least)
  765. [22:13] <Belor|10> (Vripe wakes up and we now have a new companion!)
  766. [22:13] <Andria|14> A sexy brown lizardgirl.
  767. [22:14] <Andria|14> When you arrive at her camp she does indeed have a cart... and jiggles is already there.... cooking fish.
  768. [22:14] == Andria|14 has changed nick to Jiggles
  769. [22:14] <Jiggles> "You're late...."
  770. [22:15] <Belor|10> "We were....distracted...as you no doubt know"
  771. [22:15] * Jiggles shrugs.
  772. [22:15] <Jiggles> "We shouldn't go dragon hunting at night, so I guess we're camping here."
  773. [22:16] == DM-sama has changed nick to Andria_
  774. [22:16] <Sazir> "Hmm, then we should. Care to join my tent then?"
  775. [22:16] <!Andria_> "............. Darling? Who is this whore to you?........."
  776. [22:16] <Jiggles> ".... No thanks."
  777. [22:16] <@Imouto> '..Eheheh, Molliewop you're gonna have fun'
  778. [22:17] * Malakai looks at Andria
  779. [22:17] <@Malakai> "No."
  780. [22:17] * Malakai goes back to ignoring her
  781. [22:17] * Jiggles curls up under the cart and goes to sleep, ignoring the Salamander.
  782. [22:17] <!Andria_> "/me twitches and slowly draws her sword as her eyes grow dark.
  783. [22:17] * Andria_ twitches and slowly draws her sword as her eyes grow dark.
  784. [22:17] <@Imouto> >that quote
  785. [22:17] <@Imouto> GOOD JOB
  786. [22:18] * Malakai slaps andria on the back of the head
  787. [22:18] * Malakai looks at andria again
  788. [22:18] <@Malakai> "No."
  789. [22:18] * Malakai goes back to ignoring her
  790. [22:18] * Andria_ sheathes her sword and clings to Malakai's chest.
  791. [22:18] * Malakai sighs
  792. [22:18] * Andria_ glares at the sleeping halfling.
  793. [22:19] <!Andria_> >that feel when Andria meet's Donnie.
  794. [22:19] <@Malakai> No
  795. [22:19] == Andria_ has changed nick to DM-sama
  796. [22:19] <Belor|10> It "will" happen.
  797. [22:19] <Jiggles> You better tame her with your penis quickly then.
  798. [22:19] * Sazir simply shrugs and goes to make a makeshift tent with Maria and Rose
  799. [22:20] <!DM-sama> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=487514
  800. 22:22] * Belor|10 sits near the fire simply watching it, but after a moment of boredom moves his hand through the flames.
  801. [22:23] <!DM-sama> Next session you gentlemen and your new companion will face your first dragon.
  802. [22:23] <!DM-sama> I suggest you prepare your spells accordingly.
  803. [22:23] <Sazir> Will do~
  804. [22:23] <!DM-sama> Also Vripe finally wakes up.
  805. [22:23] == Sazir has changed nick to Taco_Hell
  806. [22:23] <Belor|10> Aye Aye captain!
  807. [22:23] <Vripe> god damn my shitty internet
  808. [22:23] <!DM-sama> ANTS, add the narcolepsy flaw to your sheet.
  809. [22:23] == Vripe has changed nick to ANTS
  810. [22:24] <!DM-sama> It's clearly a side effect of your reanimation.
  811. [22:24] <ANTS> that's fukcing awesome, though
  812. [22:24] <ANTS> I fully expect to fall asleep at crucial times
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