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Palutena's Pooping Panic

Apr 30th, 2020 (edited)
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  1. "Ooh do I need to poo, but I am feeling famished..." Lady Palutena said to herself. "I just need someone to unload my dump truck on and then I can be at piece."
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  3. Palutena's stomach growling made her quite hungry so she went through the mansion in search of food. However she did feel the need to go take a doodoo so she was feeling mixed; however spotting the Pokemon Smashers relaxing in 1 of the lounge rooms gave her an idea for she spotted Pichu playing around with her cheesecake, making her smirk while her farts caused a crumbling pillar behind her to break apart.
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  5. "Oh yes... baby Pikachu could be the perfect target. She's not gonna like the baked brownies I have warming up in my oven...!" Palutena giggled to herself for she suddenly teleported into The Room. "Oh hai Marth."
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  7. "I told you, I'm Lucina-" Said the girl echo fighter before getting blasted by Palutena farting, which was enough to cause most of the Pokemon to exit.
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  9. "Damn it Pal, can't you do that elsewhere?" Pikachu bemoaned while giving the gassy Goddess of Light a quick jolt of electricity, taking off afterwards to get some fresh air."
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  11. "I could but that wouldn't be fun." Palutena said with a shrug and a smirk on her devious face.
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  13. Charizard noticed the flame on his tail becoming enlarged from the methane present so he flapped his dragon wings and took off. "I'm not partaking in this."
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  15. "Me neither." Lucario chimed in agreement for he used his aura to sprint out of there to save himself of the humiliation that was surely to come.
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  17. The human Pokemon Trainers both had their noses covered for they couldn't believe the stink emitting from Palutena, with Red feeling an erection forming in his pants while Leaf was jealous that someone had more pungent power than her, leaving the lounge alongside their starter Pokemon.
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  19. "I sense this won't end well." Mewtwo thought for he then performed an act of teleportation himself, deciding not to see what was to come of the event that this fanfiction was clearly themed around.
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  21. "M-my cheesecake..." Pichu squeaked for she was in pain, trying to grab her sweet meal.
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  23. "Oh believe me honey I got enough cheesecake right here." Palutena teased with her winking while having her arms lowered, consistently letting out loud tuba poots that made her butt cheeks vibrate quite harshly. "Ooh I need to use the toilet bad~"
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  25. "Then go use 1 you fatass!" Pichu cried for she had tears forming in her eyes from the rancid reeking air being blasted upon her pocket monster face; the little yellow mouse having trouble squeezing herself away for even she wasn't light enough to escape.
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  27. "Well I thought I teleported to it but this is just as good like a seat would be!"
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  29. "That's it I'm out of here." Jigglypuff sighed while deflating herself away.
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  31. Pichu tried giving Palutena a shock but all it did was make her unleash her godly doodie on her, causing the baby form of Pikachu to scream in horror for the remaining Pokemon reps left from the unbearable stench. The female Wii Fit Trainer farting on by in the hallway paused for she caught a whiff of the powerful stink, poking her head in to see Palutena shitting over Pichu.
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  33. "Hey wow you're giving her the deluxe treatment!" The Wii Fit Trainer said while giving a thumbs up. "You should have seen her after the mess in my pants I left for her!"
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  35. "Oh you bet! I've been holding this in all day!" Palutena laughed while rubbing her fudge spilling cheeks on Pichu. "I can't tell you how fun it is to be farting on someone you like! But being able to leave your dung on them is almost just as fun!"
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  37. "I can't argue with that!" Wii Fit Trainer said in agreement for she then began going off for a sweaty farty run.
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  39. Palutena glanced back down at her pooey victim. "Don't worry kid, there's still plenty of more chocolate where that came from!"
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  41. "You can't be serious; are you?"
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  43. "Of course I am; why would 1 of the most powerful playable characters here such as myself be joking about?" Palutena laughed in a haughty manner while playfully fanning the air. "Why I'm just getting sharted!"
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  45. In light of having been a former overpowered character due to her being nerfed, Pichu couldn't tell if Palutena was just playing around or really intended to leave her in a poop pool. Unfortunately for her, it was the latter. Squirming her messy cheeks about allowed Palutena to unload her garbage with ease, for she was reminded of the time she accidentally destroyed 1 of the mansion's bathrooms from a painful pooping session as a result of having too much carrot juice the 1 time she decided to try and make her eyes better. Needless to say, at least the poopy situation wasn't bad for her like that time. Too bad no 1 could say the same for Pichu who just wanted to enjoy her cheesecake. Shulk came in because he wanted something, only to freeze for he didn't anticipate what he was seeing.
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  47. "Uh... I thought something died in here." Shulk admitted while awkwardly holding his Monado sword behind him.
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  49. Palutena had a mischievous grin on her face while continuing to poop, casually waving hello while not minding her godly stink. "Well you're kinda on the nose there!"
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  51. Shulk left for he couldn't believe what was going on, spotting Incineroar sparring in the hallway on a bunch of various items. "Did you know-"
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  53. "That she would be up to no good that would devolve into kinky shit?" Incineroar interrupted while performing various fire type attacks and then posed. "Yes. Yes siree I did."
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  55. Anyway back to our favorite gassy goddess, Palutena had just about finished sharing her chocolate with Pichu, who had long fainted at this point. Palutena was relieved and proud of her dump, although she was disappointed that she couldn't see the anime swirl eyes through her dung on the face of the yellow mouse for it would have satisfied her to see just how her victim really felt. Another stomach rumble signified how hungry the goddess felt so Palutena left the scene to scower the kitchen portion of the lounge, spotting some cheesecake just waiting to be eaten.
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  57. "Ooh I bet that little fellow wouldn't mind if I had her cheese to go within my cake." Palutena chuckled for a big fart emerged right out of her that sent her hugely stained dress blew back.
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