Worlds worst hacker. IRC transcript
13 09 2006

Worlds worst hacker. IRC transcript [via] crisscross.com

Its a bit of a long read but its sooo worth it.

    The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.

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        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
        <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
        <bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
        <bitchchecker> answer!
        <Elch> we didn’t kick you
        <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
        <bitchchecker> what ping man
        <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
        <bitchchecker> i even have dst
        <bitchchecker> you banned me
        <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
        <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
        <HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
        <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
        <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
        <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
        <Elch> You’re a real computer expert
        <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
        <Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
        <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
        <Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
        <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
        <Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
        <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
        <Elch> Now I’m frightened
        <bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
        <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
        <bitchchecker> say goodbye
        <Elch> to whom?
        <bitchchecker> to you man
        <bitchchecker> buy buy
        <Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

    What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

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        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
        <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
        <Metanot> lol
        <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
        <bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
        <bitchchecker> say buy buy
        <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
        <bitchchecker> buy buy elch
        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

    There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

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        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
        <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
        <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
        <Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
        <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
        <bitchchecker> fire wall
        <Elch> maybe, i don’t know
        <bitchchecker> i’m 26
        <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
        <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
        <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
        <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
        <bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
        <Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
        <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
        <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
        <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
        <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
        <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
        <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
        <bitchchecker> like a girl
        <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
        <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
        <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
        <Elch> Noo
        <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
        <bitchchecker> you’re afraid
        <bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
        <bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
        <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
        <bitchchecker> shut up
        <Metanot> lol
        <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
        <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

    He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

        quote:

        <Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
        <Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
        <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
        <bitchchecker> wort man
        <Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
        <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
        <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
        <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
        <Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
        <Elch> 127.0.0.1
        <Elch> it’s easy
        <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
        <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
        <Elch> mom…
        <Elch> i’ll take a look

    In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

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        <bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
        <Elch> that’s bad
        <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
        <Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
        <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

    Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

        quote:

        <bitchchecker> tupac rules
        <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

    Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

    Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

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        <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
        <He> why doesn’t meta say anything
        <Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
        <Black<TdV>> ^^
        <bitchchecker> your d: is gone
        <He> go on BITCH

    The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

        quote:

        <bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
        <bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent

    Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

        quote:

        * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

    Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Aaaaaaaaah hahahahahaahahahaaa!!!  Oh the endeavours of script kiddies.  Got to love em.