A timeline of when the anons died/came to hell

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #172
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I remember we once had a timeline of when the anons died/came to hell (in John and Gambler anon's case), does anyone have it, or can we do another one?
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No, but I remember enough to recount it:

>Athanasius (Zombieanon) died during the Middle Ages, possibly in an alternate universe where there was a zombie virus outbreak instead of the Black Death, or during a battle with a genuine demon on Earth - let's say, somewhere between the 13th and 15th century - he had mastered every weapon known to (a European) man at that time, including improvised or alternative weapons used by peasants
>there's a huge gap - Noiranon died sometime after Alastor did, around 1934-'36-ish
>speculatively, Swinga' (S(w)ingeranon) died next, probably by being a "loose end" to some crime lord - I'd say sometime before the U.S. joined WWII
>Sting (Druganon) died next, roughly around 1949, a few years after Angel Dust
>Pockets (Thiefanon) died in the '50s - it was confirmed in one of the threads
>then, there's another gap - Gospel (Bibleanon) is the next, his death occurring sometime between late '70s and early '90s, so he had spent enough time in Hell to build up a reputation as "The Vicar Man"
>Doc (Scientistanon) died next, in the late '90s - he was part of a government biochem research program (possibly intended to develop a new defoliating agent for future jungle wars, that wouldn't have the same long-lasting effects as napalm, Agent Orange, or white phosphorus) that went FUBAR
>there's another gap - Bratislav (Gopnik/Slavanon) was next, dying sometime after 2006, in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, as a delusion induced by the "Wish Granter" made him blind to the collapsing sarcophagus above him
>Stretch (Longarmsanon) died next, in 2009, possibly due to aneurysm in his sleep
>Zap (Lightninganon) died sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s, drunkenly challenging "Zeus" to strike him down, while holding out a shovel in a thunderstorm - God humored him, as it seems

These are the ones we could more or less accurately place. But there's more...
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Now, the unknown:

>John (Virginanon) never died, his exact date of entry to Hell has never been defined, but the anons began gathering into the Hotel after he arrived
>Vigilante's on a Holy Mission, so he also didn't die, either, and arrived sometime after the anons began to work at the Hotel
>Mek Boi (Mek/Ork anon) has been in Hell for some indeterminate time, but whether he died and ended up here or just simply... Ended up there is a subject of speculation
>Crow (Killeranon) died at an unknown date - he's known to have been an "apprentice" of Alastor, probably in Hell, as his default look is that of a hoodie-wearing, grinning spree killer. I'd say, he died around the mid '80s
>Zagreus ("Ziggy", "Zack", "Zug", or just "Scum", a.k.a. Tricksteranon) is another unknown - I'd like to put his death to be around the '60s, just to fill out the gaps, but it's more likely that he's another recent death, early 2010s, perhaps
>Chan(peror anon) is canonically unknown - his last living memory is him being in a protest against the Church of Scientology, and being knocked out - however, he had spent enough time in Hell to figure out his powers and abilities, the nature of his Legion-like existence, to get a job at 666 News, and then, become a Hell-wide famous gigolo - even rivaling Angel Dust at one point -, before going to the Hotel after meeting Stretch and then John on the street
>Postal is also a recent death, as he arrived well after everyone else, making him possibly the latest-died anon of the bunch
>High Roller (Gambleranon) didn't die. but rather, ended up in Hell during the "Lust New Moon" - possibly a few years down the line from now, in the early 2020s (alternatively, he died around 2018, spending a year in the Wastes around Pentagram City, becoming "Vagabond")
>Discountanon died sometime before the "Lust New Moon", as he was able to assist John in evading Lilith and Niffty in one continuity (and saving Husk's grandson in another)
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thanks anon
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You're welcome, but there's still one more:

>Funanon ("NeoChan", or "Funzie/The Funz", depending on the continuity) either split from an insane Chanperor to become his own entity sometime after the Bad Ending of the New Moon (which saw Charlie rise to power as Hell's new Queen, turning it into a puritan dictatorship), was what Chanperor regenerated into in the "fixed" timeline (making his debut earlier as Chan's fun-loving alter-ego), or is a completely separate anon who died of a cocaine overdose

From the Non-anon characters:

>Dr. Mangle (Dr. Josef Mengele) died the same time he did IRL, but may have been "retroactively patched back in time" to serve as Charlie's childhood doctor
>Husk's Grandson could've been a more recent death, late 2000-ish, maybe early New Tens
>the Ashen One's from a completely different universe
>Doomguy's literally to angry to die, and he has been hopping in and out of Hell since at least 1993
>Jacket's from an alternate universe, having died to the nuke that probably beget WWIII, in 1991