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- There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
- The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
- The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
- As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
- The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
- The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."
- "Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota" asked the manager.
- The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
- Really replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
- The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
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