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- >Be Seamus
- >you've been lounging most of the day organizing and listening to records
- >It's 8pm, an hour before Lance heads to the party
- >You get up and leave your room
- >You wonder if Conrad is still going
- >maybe you can talk him into explaining Speed Force to you
- >Your other next door neighbor's door is cracked open
- >/mlp/
- >you knock, being polite is the least you can do
- >"come iiiiiiinnnnnn"
- >It's a female voice, but at least this one is your age
- >You step in, and are instantly overwhelmed in a flood of pastel colors
- >Ponies. The room is wall to wall with small colorful equines.
- >The girl sitting on the floor is wearing a fedora, scarf, white shirt, and blue jeans
- >she's playing with several figurines
- >You spend several moments taking in the room
- >"So are you my next door neighbor? The one playing the sad music?"
- "That would be me, Seamus."
- >"I'm Emily."
- >She gets up and enthusiastically shakes your hand
- >"Oh it's wonderful to make friends. Here, have a pony."
- >She hands you a grey figure holding a cello.
- >"That's Octavia. She's a house musician for Princess Celestia."
- "She plays the cello with magic?"
- >"No silly *giggle*, just with her hooves. She's an earth pony. They can't use magic."
- >Fascinating
- >You inspect the pony for a few moments and put it in your pocket.
- "So you collect My Little Pony merch?"
- >"Yeah, when I'm not watching the show, writing fics, arguing about the show online, or drawing pony art."
- "You really like ponies, don't you?"
- >"It's the only thing I've ever been good at."
- >The awkwardness is heavy and permeating
- >She sees you're nervous and adds
- >"Are you going to the party tonight?"
- "Is that the only thing to do tonight? You're the fourth person to ask me."
- >"I guess so. This is college after all. I'm going over with my brother Conrad."
- "Conrad is your brother? I met him earlier."
- >"Yeah but you wouldn't know it. Dude has no respect for my craft."
- >Man doesn't like My Little Pony. Film at 11.
- "As much as I enjoy hating everything that regular people like, I guess I'll go."
- >"Sweet! We'll come get you when we go."
- "Cool, I'm gonna go wander for a bit."
- >As you leave her room, you see a girl carrying a milk crate full of books
- >As she opens the door, one falls off the top of the stack
- >you rush to grab it for her as she closes the door
- >House of Leaves
- >you knock on the door
- "Hey, you dropped your book."
- >she opens it
- >the ghost of David Foster Wallace appears
- >You hand her the book
- >she scowls at you
- >"Have you ever read it?"
- "House of Leaves? NO, but I have the companion album by Poe. I'm Seamus by the way."
- >"Read it. Come back to me when you're done."
- "Uh okay. Unrelated question, when do you go on?"
- >she stares
- "I mean the band, when do you go on? You're with the E Street Band right?"
- >more staring
- "YOUR BANDANNA. MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE. THE GUITARIST. FROM THE E STREET BAND. I AM MAKING FUN OF YOU!"
- >nothing
- "Okay, cool, well I'm gonna go read this. Your name was?"
- >door slams
- "Yeah, I am smooth as fuck."
- >walk back to your room
- >start reading House of Leaves
- >you hear Conrad next door
- >You get up and examine yourself in the mirror
- >plaid shirt, corduroy pants
- >could be worse
- >walk out and run into Conrad along with a few other people you haven't met
- >"You coming to the par-tay bro."
- "Provided you don't do that again, sure."
- >"Right."
- "So are we ready to head over?"
- >"Got one more guy coming"
- >Suddenly, voice appears behind you
- >"Dr. Conrad, I'm CIA"
- >oh good lord
- Emily chimes in
- >"He wasn't alone."
- >Not you too
- >a flood of spaghetti rushes past you as they complete the scene
- >"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun."
- >new guy points a finger gun at you
- "Or perhaps he's wonder why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane."
- >you put zero effort into the line
- >"Okay, he's cool. I'm Trevor."
- "Seamus."
- >you shake hands as the group moves towards the stairs.
- >you get outside and start walking towards Red Dorm
- >When you get close, you see two figures standing on the doorsteps
- >you remember the girl telling you about a password, but you cant remember what it is
- >walking up, one of the figures wearing a wrinkles black suit stops the group
- >"Answer, and the party is yours to attend."
- >what was that password?
- >you look the man over and see something red on his arm
- >a red arm band
- >"How many lives were lost in the Holocaust."
- >the group freezes
- >god fucking dammit
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