NXT UK 9/12/2019

rap rock isn’t good, brittish rap rock especially not good

tag title shot later in the night vs grizzled young vets

WOLFE, WALTER, AICHNER, BARTHEL

you know damn well no one dislikes walter but they play along and boo anyway

boos, you still suck, tyler bate, tyler tyler bate

Barthel says “your champions and nation are symbols of weakness” i have to look up to see if they’re inf france, might ntot know why they need us, but we’ll learn to learn and respect their rules, teaching, and way of life

Wolfe gets interuppted by british tsrong style chants while trying to talk about imperium being their to imprect the integritvy and honor of the mat and sport, keeps getting flustered by the chants, and you’ll suffer if you reject their rulings, some chant i couldn’t understand at all, sanity chant

Walter, might be first time i’ve heard him talk, he disposed of bate, bs, no one left to step up to this group of surpreme atheletes , they’re the future, its the era of imperium

OUT COME TWO ABSOLUTE LEGENDS, DANNY/HARRY

Danny Jones and Harry Green, Vic Joespeh give them rcredit for tstepping up after that promo

Nigel straight up doesn’t know them apart, but calls them local heroes (one of these men)



Cleansing, totaliiltairum,

jimp them before match startd, finally clarify that jones is the one waering orange, green comes in and its a fucking mistake as he gets the living shit copped out of him, tries to fight back, missed an enzuguri,barthel just kinda walking back and forth realizing he could take them 2v1
. “well oiled european machimne” which is apparently different than a well oiled chinese machine, european bomb for the win

kick green on the ground, walter steps over him like he doesn’t even exist



walter slaps the fuck outta jones, wolfe holds him while walter takes his jacket off, hits a massive lrarie (jones) old world YOU STILL SUCwho can stop imperium?????

clips from last week as ohno is just a giant dickhead to scalla, who someohow couldn’t find a single person to fight. street clothes don’t seem like that big of a deal when kane/corbin exist

interview with scallia, mr ohno was somewhat underhanded, but he’s still the assistant to the gm, and says mr saint REUQESTED A REMATCH, Kassius goes around saying he’s the greatest brittish wrestler on the planet, i thought he was from like fucking north carolina or something.

british grounds match? brittish rounds match? and this time he’ll be ready


romo for nxt debuting next wednesda

OH BOY NOAM DAR PRESS CONFERENCE, ENORMOUS VICTORY OVER TRAVIS BANKS, claims to have maojr acnnouncement

Devil, theme is fucking dank, thought it was hairy scottish fuck


not the irish ace btw, angry after being left off the takeover card, especially seems weird after having a great match against balor on the first one, but takeovers do have small amounts of people and are constantly left off

ASHTON SMITH, who i can only assume is another local hero, raising one arm up and down like some kinda mentally disabled WOOP combonation of a bushwacker and marty scurrl, people are saying he has huge superstar potential, drake maverick said hes the one person he thought would break out, and smith actually says he’s not lived up to his potential

knock off balor chant (i think) for like a second

brittish round rules clairifcation, announcers seem to be excited

weird little firemans carry slam thing, caught a crossbody, huge vetical suplex, looked like he was gonna try to hit byron saxton’s terrible finisher but devin reversed it with a knee and hit a sprinboard rko thing


superkick as devil was trying to hit a moonsault on the invisible man, hits a shitty spanish fly, grits his teeth, VISCIOUS KICKS

DEVILIN SIGH?? DEVIL INSIDE

can’t take anything away from what we saw from ashton smith, which i realized is one of the wwe-isms that tHEY CONSTANTLY  say that pisses me the fuc off, its like the go to mauro/cole/everything they say to try to get the loser that no one gives a fuck about a slight bit of heat

ratze standing by, but toni not there. missing all day so we go back to ringside, random woman with a big nose shows up, true superstar but he didn’t think to interview NINA SAMUELS, he’s dropping the ball just like the whole universe, still distracted by takeover, but its in the past, so what we need to concern ourselves with is the future, wihich, get this, happens to be the nina samuels show



TEGAN DEBUT

Ohno says its mindboggling that the guy to come to nxt uk and be the bst is an american

nigel says british rounds match is stable of wrestlnig, regal says most of his matches pre america were rounds, brookside 5 minute rounds, saint  agree, histor, petigree, heritage, if you’ve never seen it its hard to understsand and digest

potential 6 3 minute round,s 30 second break between each, 2 falls, 2 submissions, one knock out, or be ahead on falls, such a big deal and they have

HOLY SHIT SHAX. holy fuck her entire name is just shax, tiny hat, lace all over the place, thigh hihgs, cane, ass...my entire nut


speaking of ass, from the welsh valley, comes tegan knox, comes out here looking like stone cold with the knee brace. welcome home chants

tries to shake shax’ hand, kinda slaps her on the back of the head, gets kicked in the head, sidewalk fallaway slam, 2 second shiniest wizard for the pin, RIP shax



she’s got a tramp stamp of two tiny little leopard paw prints or something and i really wanna see it

out comes kay lee ray

pretty sure she wasn’t speaking english, no one wanted to talk about her beocing the new champion, but people just wanted to talk about the little girl with
 the shinest wwizard. everyone saw what she was willing to do with toni, and if she steals her spotlight again she’ll still the show

OI, SUPER OI. Fight chants, if you wanna fight lets fight any time any where, but she just like grimicas and accepts

“woulld you accept” she lITERALLY just said she’d fight the fucker you fucker



Noam press conference time,

thank you everyone for coming for major annoumcement, two weeks removed, afte winning man of th ematch, last 2 weeks have begen the worst of his life, looking at the bigger picture, and he announces THAT HE’S THE SIMPLY THE BEST SUPERNOVA AWEFLWHFAWLF AND STAR PLAYER IN THE WWE UNIVERSE

did you call this press connference to tell us how grat you are

nods, siles, grins super big, and just goes “yes, yes i did”

so many people calling it the greatest match of 2019 the gtag team triple threat, noam demands the guy leaves abut leaves the snacks and coffess, notices severn talking on the phone, is that trent seven, makes fun of him selling the conference, noam tells them to get him a tshirt, trent gets a very loud theme song

drake calls, noam asks for security, noam heres that drake didn’t want him and prompty leaves, trent random the nxt uk gm now, berates the goons for even asking him questions

dave and joe coffey still hurt after last man standing match

tag title time

whers your titles chant

my BOI FLASH MORGAN WEBSTER. andres arm shit kinda annoying but morgan the best, he looks like he has a permanently stuffy nose

, vic and htem hhad a gerat party, nigel went straight back to his hotel and has a nice night of sleep

keys to the city, TOP OF THE CARDIFF CASTLE,

crowds doing the bullshit where they take their shoes off for some reason, can’t fucking tell for the life of me what they chant when they do it and refuse to google it

meltezre driver to the outside, adnrews head is like 200 feet away from actually hitting the ground, cut to angle that shows it really clearly and his heads like a mile off the ground

heat with headlocks and shit for awhile with headlocks on mandrews and shit



morgan did a shitty semi-pedigree lookin thing, oonnsaults to the outside happening while showing replays
shangly gates, nigel screaming that he tapped, webster goes to the top and just goes a fucking swanton on top of both of them because tags and rules never matter



for like the 19th time in the match the dude in the ring doesn’t realize when his aoppnent makes a tag by slapping their opponent in tthe back



helter skelter but balors mascare thing isn’t legal, superkicks, gibson, is beside him self, andres hits the giant moonsault FALL TO PICES, FOR THE WIN