> Log Date 6 29 16

[21:28] CURRENT probectPinary [CPP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[21:28] CPP: ☟☜☹☹⚐
[21:28] CPP: [Is... is that thing SPEAKING WITH HANDS?]
[21:29] CUT: Someone translate Gasterspeech.
[21:29] CCC: still some ⚐'s
[21:29] CPP: (( http://grompe.org.ru/static/wingdings_gaster.html should work))
[21:30] CAT: >"Hello."
[21:30] CPP: [You respond, more clearly this time. "Hello."]
[21:30] CPP: 💧✌✡📪 ☺☜☞☞📬 ✋ ☟✌✞☜ ✌ ✈🕆☜💧❄✋⚐☠ ☞⚐☼ ✡⚐🕆📬
[21:30] CUT: But srs, post translation.
[21:31] CUT:
[21:31] ?GG: we can;t translate
[21:31] ?GG: bc replacements
[21:31] CPP: ((someone try to translate it and tell me what it says))
[21:32] ?GG: nvm
[21:32] CCC: SAY JEFF.
[21:32] CUT ceased responding to memo.
[21:32] CCC: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
[21:32] CCC: it still lets me copy it.
[21:32] CCC: strange.
[21:32] CAT: Huh. It does.
[21:32] CAT: >"What's that?"
[21:33] CPP: [You find yourself somehow understanding this thing's words. "What's that?"]
[21:33] CPP: [W.D. GASTER turns around to look at you, chuckling.]
[21:33] ceased responding to memo.
[21:33] CPP: 👎⚐ ✡⚐🕆 ☟✌✞☜ ✌ 💧⚐🕆☹ ✋ 👍⚐🕆☹👎 👌⚐☼☼⚐🕈✍
[21:34] CAT: >"No."
[21:34] ?GG: >fuck off
[21:34] CPP: ["No."]
[21:34] CCC: W A I T .
[21:34] CCC: PRICEY'S SKILL SET IS A DIRECT COPY OF INSERT'S.
[21:34] CAT: Hah.
[21:34] ?GG: yeah don't let hım
[21:34] CCC: 
[21:34] ?GG: :/
[21:34] CCP: Time to sue him for 27 sκillpoints
[21:35] ?GG: yes
[21:35] CPP: 👎⚐☠🕯❄ ☹✋☜📬 ❄☟☜☼☜ ✌☼☜ ☠✋☠☜ 💧⚐🕆☹💧 ✋☠ 👍⚐☠❄✌👍❄ 🕈✋❄☟ ✡⚐🕆📬
[21:35] CPP: ☠⚐🕈 ☹☜❄ 💣☜ ❄☜☹☹ ✡⚐🕆 ✌☝✌✋☠📬
[21:35] CCC: /afk, again
[21:35] ceased responding to memo.
[21:35] ?GG: >"fcuk oyu"
[21:35] CPP: ☝ ✋ ✞ ☜ 💣☜ ⚐ ☠ ☜ ⚐ ☞ ❄ ☟ ⚐ 💧 ☜ 💧 ⚐ 🕆 ☹ 💧 📬
[21:36] CAT: >"Why?"
[21:36] ?GG: >"fcuk oyu"
[21:36] CPP: [GASTER's eyes light up with white pinpricks. The entire room boils with CORRUPTION.]
[21:36] ceased responding to memo.
[21:36] CPP: [You are attacked by W. D. GASTER. - BOSS BATTLE -]
[21:36] ?GG: okay crystal's gone
[21:36] ?GG: you can have hıs soul
[21:36] ?GG: 
[21:37] CPP: [ASCEND / ATTACK / O \ ACQUIESCE / ABSQUATULATE]
[21:37] ?GG: dang he's back
[21:37] CAT: Didn't we have VOID?
[21:37] CAT: Or was that just for 7x7.
[21:37] CPP: [VOID? You don't know what you're talking about. Your plain and servicable BATTLE MENU has room for four commands.]
[21:37] ?GG: >/ O \
[21:37] CAT: >ASCEND.
[21:38] CURRENT universallyTraveling [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[21:38] ?UT: what's our battle menu
[21:38] CCU: ASCΞND / ATTACK / O \ ACQU|ΞSCΞ / ABSQUATULATΞ
[21:38] CPP: [ASCEND / AGGRESS / O \ ACQUIESCE \ ABSQUATULATE]
[21:39] CPP: [ASCEND - You try to understand who you're dealing with.]
[21:40] CPP: [W.D. GASTER - HEAD (INTACT) / LEFT HAND (INTACT) / RIGHT HAND (INTACT) / CHEST (INTACT) / NOOSE (INTACT) Beware of the man who speaks in hands.]
[21:40] CPP: [W.D. GASTER - HEAD (INTACT) / LEFT HAND (INTACT) / RIGHT HAND (INTACT) / CHEST (INTACT) / NOOSE (INTACT) Beware of the man who speaks in hands.]
[21:40] CAT: I say we go for the noose. Opinions?
[21:40] CCP: meh, the noose seems to βe α βit out of plαce, ωhy not
[21:41] CUT: He's just handing there, but sure.
[21:41] CUT: hanging
[21:41] CAT: >ATTACK: Turret Gun, noose. Make it happen.
[21:41] CPP: [You equip the TURRET GUN and fire at THE NOOSE. GASTER waves his hands, shields of disembodied hands blocking your shots. He chuckles.]
[21:41] CAT: Hmm.
[21:42] CCP: So, it is certαinly importαnt.
[21:42] CCP: I suspect his hαnds ωill βe κey to destroy
[21:42] CPP: [GASTER deploys a mailbox with nothing inside. It starts pulling you in, like a vaccuum. What do you do?]
[21:42] ?GG: >.
[21:42] CAT: >Try the Quantum Stabilizer VPR on it.
[21:42] CCU: ^
[21:43] CPP: [You succssfully VAPORIZE the mailbox. GASTER looks displeased.]
[21:43] CPP: ✡⚐🕆 ❄☟✋☠😐 ✡⚐🕆🕯☼☜ 👍☹☜✞☜☼✍
[21:43] CPP: [Your turn.]
[21:43] CPP: [ASCEND / AGGRESS / O \ ACQUIESCE \ ABSQUATULATE]
[21:43] ?GG: >"yes fuck you"
[21:43] CCU: >Agress, Quantum Stabilizer {VPR}, Right Hand.
[21:43] CAT: What do the last two commands do, again?
[21:44] ?GG: what's the mıddle command do
[21:44] ?GG: 
[21:44] CPP: [ACQUIESCE is a defense command. ABSQUATULATE is an abscond command.]
[21:44] CCU: Acquiesce is a defend, Absquatulate is probably flee.
[21:44] CCU: ...Yeah.
[21:44] CCU: |'ll have to get gone for a bit while my comp resets for no given reason.
[21:44] CAT: Alright. I say we try TRS instead of VPR on the right hand, actually.
[21:44] CCU: Just warning you now.
[21:44] CPP: [You AGGRESS GASTER with the QUANTUM STABILIZER on TRANSFORM, aiming for his RIGHT HAND.]
[21:45] CCP: inβ4 βecomes α α βαnαnnα :mspα
[21:45] CPP: [It glitches into a real severed hand. GASTER yelps with surprise, trying to reform his hand out of CORRUPTION. The process will take a bit.]
[21:45] CPP: [GASTER launches a volley of corrupted bones at you. What do you do?]
[21:45] CAT: >VPR them.
[21:45] CUT: Vaporize them.
[21:45] ?GG: >vape them
[21:46] CCU: >Dodge, Dive, Dip, Duck, and Dodge, while VPRing them.
[21:46] CPP: [You VAPORIZE the bones while simultaneously dodging them.]
[21:46] CPP: [Your turn.]
[21:46] CPP: [ASCEND / AGGRESS / O \ ACQUIESCE \ ABSQUATULATE]
[21:46] CAT: >AGGRESS: TRS the head.
[21:47] CPP: [You TRANSFORM GASTER's HEAD, firing a bolt of energy at it. GASTER's remaining HAND creates a shield of FOLDERS to block the attack.]
[21:47] CAT: Damn.
[21:47] CCU: we need to hit the hands first.
[21:47] CCU: |t appears there's no alternative here.
[21:47] CAT: So it seems.
[21:47] CCP: hαnds, heαd, noose
[21:47] CCP: i thinκ thαt might βe the order
[21:47] CPP: [GASTER creates a ZODIAC of twelve SYMBOLS - literally. It's the ZODIAC with the animals and some people. It does nothing yet.]
[21:48] CPP: [Your turn.]
[21:48] CPP: [ASCEND / AGGRESS / O \ ACQUIESCE \ ABSQUATULATE]
[21:48] CAT: >ASCEND.
[21:48] CCU: LΞ VAN|SH!!!
[21:48] CCU ceased responding to memo.
[21:49] CPP: [W.D. GASTER - HEAD (INTACT) / LEFT HAND (REFORMING...) / RIGHT HAND (INTACT) / CHEST (INTACT) / NOOSE (INTACT) / ZODIAC (INTACT) Beware of the man who speaks in hands.]
[21:49] CAT: Should we go for the other hand, or the Zodiac?
[21:50] CCC: bluh, no time to finish this for whatever reason
[21:50] CCC: sorry
[21:50] CCC: bye
[21:50] CCC ceased responding to memo.
[21:50] CAT: >VPR Zodiac.
[21:52] CPP: [You VAPORIZE the bonds holding together the ZODIAC. Its symbols bounce around everywhere, dealing damage to GASTER's HEAD and RIGHT HAND.]
[21:53] CPP: [GASTER chucks BOMBS across the room that create EXPLOSIONS. Due to the CORRUPTION, these EXPLOSIONS linger into the air. If you get thrown into one of them by an attack, you're getting exploded too. The same could go for GASTER...]
[21:53] CPP: [Your turn.]
[21:53] CAT: Hmm.
[21:53] CPP: [ASCEND / AGGRESS / O \ ACQUIESCE \ ABSQUATULATE]
[21:53] CAT: Can we vaporize/transform the explosions?
[21:54] CPP: [Possibly.]
[21:55] CAT: >TRS noose.
[21:56] CAT: Or, rather, >AGGRESS: TRS noose.
[21:57] CPP: [You try to TRANSFORM the NOOSE. Since both of GASTER's HANDS are damaged on some capacity, he cannot interfere. The NOOSE turns into some water, snapping it and toppling GASTER to the ground. He is now completely defenseless.]
[21:58] CAT: Hah.
[21:58] CAT: >No mercy. VPR head repeatedly, if possible.
[21:59] CPP: [You repeatedly VAPORIZE GASTER's HEAD. With each successive shot, the CORRUPTION in the room fades until you are back in a normal chamber. You realize that this entire time, you've been attacking a normal skeleton.]
[21:59] CPP: [...Your head really hurts.]
[21:59] CPP: [The EXIT DOOR is open.]
[21:59] CAT: >Exit.
[21:59] CCP: inβ4 reαl gαster
[22:00] CPP: [You pass through the DOOR, making it to a cylindrical chamber with a circular platform on it and an OLD COMPUTER. A transmission is broadcasted.]
[22:01] CPP: ["Cave Johnson here. I'm... Look, citizen of science, or whoever the hell you are. I don't know what happened with this branch of test chambers, alright? There were actual ideas, actual planning put into them... And then the corruption overtook it. Like it had a mind of its own."]
[22:02] CUT: Bleh summer homework
[22:02] CPP: ["You probably saw the skeleton on your way in. Some people say it's talking to them. Advice I heard from the lab monkeys - ignore it. And never talk back. That just lets it get into your head. Corrupt it. And it'll stay there, forever, as long as your brain keeps functioning."]
[22:03] CPP: ["Whatever. You have enough common sense to know to deal with things you don't understand. That's science! I say screw the lab monkeys. Anyway, there's another computer. You're gonna want to press all the buttons on it like last time. Cave Johnson, we're done here."]
[22:03] CPP: [The transmission ends.]
[22:31] CPP: [> Suggest commands! <]
[22:31] CAT: >Press all of the buttons on the computer.
[22:31] ?GG: corrupt skeleton
[22:31] CPP: [You press all the BUTTONS on the COMPUTER. Its screen dissolves into static. Then, a few things happen at once.]
[22:32] CPP: Dang it
[22:32] CPP: [The COMPUTER dispenses a SLIP OF PAPER. The COMPUTER dispenses a MICROPHONE. The CIRCULAR PLATFORM whirrs to life and changes from glowing to blue to glowing to orange.]
[22:32] CAT: >Read paper slip.
[22:32] CPP: We wanted to give Gaster my SOUL
[22:32] CPP: [It is a SLIP OF PAPER with some words on it. l1zardp1lcr0w | bl1ndsp0t]
[22:32] CAT: Woo.
[22:33] ?GG: that's dumb
[22:33] CPP: [You're dumb.]
[22:33] CPP: you're face is dumb
[22:33] CAT: Shall I stick that in the Advanced Credentials section on the pad?
[22:33] CPP: yes pls
[22:34] CAT: Alright. There.
[22:34] CAT: >Grab microphone.
[22:34] CPP: [You take the MICROPHONE.]
[22:34] CAT: >Step onto circular platform, being sure not to listen to people trying to give up their souls.
[22:34] CPP: [You step onto the CIRCULAR PLATFORM, every molecule in your body disassembling and reassembling itself. You are now back at the CENTRAL HUB with the NINE DOORS.]
[22:35] CPP: [Would you like to save your game?] [Y] [N]
[22:35] CAT: >Y.
[22:35] CPP: >listent to people trying to SPL!T THE PARTY ! mean G!VE UP THE!R SOULS
[22:35] CPP: [Saving...]
[22:35] CPP: [Saving...]
[22:35] CPP: [Saving...]
[22:35] CPP: [Game saved.]