Regeni: Try to help

-- nascentMetalog [NM] began trolling misplacedInspiration [MI] at 17:32 --
NM: hell0.
MI: chiao
NM: is that supp0sed to be a gr∞ting?
MI: it is a greeting. italian
MI: hi, if you prefer
NM: n0, i was just curi∞s. i d0n't r∞lly care which y0u use.
MI: that's nice
MI: so who are you again?
NM: i'm an al∞n fr0m an0ther universe.
MI: nice
MI: i'm a wizard living atop a golden tower
NM: s0meh0w, i didn't think y∞'d bel∞ve me.
MI: no, you think?
NM: i generally prefer n0t to lie.
NM: much.
MI: i was being as sincere about my tower as you were about your alienness
MI: i'm sure
NM: i d0n't kn0w h0w t0 resp0nd t0 that. m0stly bec∞se i d0n't kn0w h0w sincere y0u think i was.
MI: i was being sarcastic
MI: which doesn't transfer very well over the internet
MI: and doesn't count a lying by the way
NM: and yet, s0meh0w i get by.
NM: w∞ld y0u prefer me t0 be mysteri∞s and vag∞, 0r f0rthc0ming and 0bvi∞s?
NM: i f∞l like giving y0u the ch∞ce.
MI: huh, that's an odd choice
MI: if you're going to pretend to be an alien go for mysterious and vague
NM: fine.
NM: but d0n't blame me if y0u can't figure it 0ut.
NM: a m0numental event is c0ming s∞n.
NM: it will change y∞r life, and y0u w0n't be able to get thr∞gh it al0ne.
MI: you didn't tell me you were going to be a fortune telling alien
NM: y0u didn't think i started tr0lling y0u f0r n0 purp0se, did y0u?
MI: no, i always thought you'd have a reason
NM: bey0nd ann0ying y0u?
MI: whether it was a good reason on the other hand...
NM: that, y∞'ll have t0 decide f0r y∞rself, bec∞se y0u wanted me t0 be vag∞.
NM: m0ving 0n.
MI: so this change, is it going to awaken me on a higher plane of existance?
NM: y0u c∞ld say that.
NM: it will make 0ne 0f y∞r l∞s truth.
NM: y0u will have s0m∞ne t0 g∞de y0u thr∞gh this 0rd∞l, but if y0u d0n't listen to their advice, y0u will d∞m everything y0u h0ld d∞r.
MI: oh, and who is this someone i have to listen to?
NM: that w∞ld be telling.
MI: does he have long hair, a beard, and sandals?
NM: n0.
NM: suffice t0 say that it's s0m∞ne that has a gr∞ter relevance t0 y∞r life than y0u c∞ld imagine, even n0w.
MI: see this is why i told you to keep it vague
MI: i can't really disprove stuff like that
NM: and y0u'd prefer n0t t0 have insight int0 future events?
NM: n0t that this is much m0re than a n0tificat∞n.
MI: you can't actually see future events, it's a bunch of bollocks
NM: we'll see what y0u say ab∞t that in a few w∞ks.
MI: so you say the event is going to happen in a few weeks are you?
NM: yes.
MI: and when it doesn't it'll be in a few more weeks?
NM: n0.
NM: it will happen.
NM: i w∞ld give y0u a specific date, but y0u wanted me to be vag∞.
NM: hell, i even w∞ld have t0ld y0u what it was.
MI: and i'd be so greatful for it
NM: y0u still w∞ldn't bel∞ve me, but at l∞st y∞'d be slightly m0re prepared.
NM: we'll see h0w many times y0u all die bef0re y0u catch 0n.
MI: you're just bursting at the seams to give me the straight talking answer aren't you?
NM: frankly, yes.
NM: but y0u made y∞r decis∞n.
NM: i'll abide by it.
MI: yep, so when the flakey vague prophesy comes to pass, it still won't prove you right beyond a shadow of a doubt
NM: s0 y0u want to change y∞r answer?
NM: i'm fine with that.
MI: nope, you see i don't particularly care about proving you right or wrong
NM: let me g∞ss. y0u just want me t0 l∞ve y0u al0ne.
MI: *gasp*
MI: you really are psychic!
NM: i never cl∞med t0 be psychic.
MI: telling the future, psychic, semantics
NM: y∞r ch∞ce c∞ld change it. t00 bad y0u d0n't kn0w what that ch∞ce is.
MI: yeah, that is how the future works
MI: always in motion
NM: alright, i'll l∞ve y0u be. i'll be back t0 gl∞t. i might even tell y0u wh0 y0u n∞d t0 listen t0.
MI: thank you benevolent interdimensional alien
NM: yes, bec∞se i'm 0nly d∞ng this f0r y0u.
NM: and n0t bec∞se i'm b0red.
-- nascentMetalog [NM] gave up trolling misplacedInspiration [MI] at 17:45 --