derpy cosplayer (>nohooves, uninspired quickie)

>>https://derpibooru.org/1303221

>cosplaying as derpy
>she, for some reason, is walking backwards
>her plump butt rams into you with enough force to make you fall down
>butt so plump you could actually feel the flesh give as it pressed against your own
>"oh, woopsies!"
>you stay down for a few seconds, completely stunned, and kinda charmed
>she realizes this, and you can see a smirk appearing for a fraction of a second
>she bends down to help you back up, and now you realize she's also rather well endowed in the tiddies department, her cleavage keeps going and going and going...
>"Hey, my eyes are up here!"
>you look up, trying your best not to show all the spagoots spilling everywhere, and you're met with her cute face and her silly crosseyed expression
"S-sorry,"
>"It's okay, let me help you up, here,"
>you take hold of her hand, her skin is as warm and soft as you would've expected
>you go and use it to pull yourself up, but to your surprise she yelps and stumbles forward, feet and hands flying wildly to try and regain her balance but to no avail as she crashes down onto you
>you open your eyes and all you see is gray
>all you feel is softness and warmth against your face
>and there's this faint, musky smell coming from somewhere close to your nose
>your hands reach up and you grab onto more warmth and softness
>the moan that followed was more than enough you needed to understand what it was
>as if fate would have it, her fall ended with her butt completely engulfing your face
>just like in your chinese cartoons
>arigato kami-sama
>she wiggles a bit, her butt pressing harder onto your face as she takes hold of your hands to place one of them onto what you assume is her thigh, and the other slightly north and onto one of the huge mounds you had the pleasure to catch a glimpse of earlier
>"Nnh~, I just don't know what went wrong~!"

"And that's how I met your mother,"
>"Ew, dad!"