ADVENTURE Ch. 56 - 20

Ark ---------- Raynar Danakar ------ http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=399678
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
CommodoreJim - Melange ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463188
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612
Deathfish64 -- Ekans --------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=463132
Moonside ----- Elsa ---------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=471952
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
Skeleton ----- Warty Morty --------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=438457





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<~flibbyjibbits> http://www.vidyagaemawards.com/  im watching these now
<~flibbyjibbits> just aobut to start
<Moonside> Oh, cool.
<Moonside> Man, they really hate ME3, huh.
<~flibbyjibbits> i was rottin for hotline miami
<~flibbyjibbits> rootin
<~flibbyjibbits> i dont think hotline is really best gameplayworthy but def soundtrack
<Moonside> I was rooting for KS for best writing, of course
<~flibbyjibbits> i forget which actually got it
<Moonside> Walking Dead.
<~flibbyjibbits> right right
<~flibbyjibbits> and KS got worst gameplay
<Moonside> Well, yeah.
<Moonside> I still don't think that VNs are games but whatever.
<Moonside> Tribes expected?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<Moonside> how to basic best
<Moonside> Hotline Miami for flavor of the year
<~flibbyjibbits> it was a really fun game with a great soundtrack but idunno about the other stuff
<Moonside> KS didn't get feels award, fml
<Moonside> well that was
<Moonside> I dunno
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<Skeleton> Okay cool we're not just waiting on me... or not cool... or whatever
<Skeleton> But I gotta spend the next few minutes unconscious
<Moonside> Hey.
<Moonside> Ok.
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<Moonside> hi
<Moonside> Skeleton's spending a few minutes unconscious.
<Arkay> what about fosh
<CommodoreJim> Yeah, that is a thing he does
<Arkay> pikkup gets a lot of shit done
<CommodoreJim> inbed
<CommodoreJim> ;)
<CommodoreJim> withediolons
<CommodoreJim> ;))))
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<Skeleton> Okay
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<Skeleton> We caught a fish!
<Fishfosh> Sorry for being late
<Skeleton> But how can we play our tabletop game without the table!!
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<Arkay> hi
<Moonside> hi
<Skeleton> hi
<Arkay> sorry for the delayyyy
<CommodoreJim> (he's not sorry)
<Skeleton> He's not? How shameful.
<CommodoreJim> "Drominus has mastered the ability to make salamanders appear from nowhere. Lamentably, Drominus becomes unlucky in the presence of diamond."
<Skeleton> "Freddie has the power to make duplicates of himself. Tragically, Freddie is handicapped by being tired."
<~flibbyjibbits> close
<CommodoreJim> "Rakkor has mastered the ability to cause his adversaries to become rigidly inflexible. Tragically, Rakkor is deathly afraid of sheep."
<Fishfosh> Pikkupstix developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind. Unfortunately, Pikkupstix is especially vulnerable to dust-based attacks.
<Moonside> Lotte developed the talent to confuse the smell of an assailant. Tragically, Lotte has a weakness of being slow.
<~flibbyjibbits> im gonna go to the bathroom or whatever you can start without me where you elft off
<Skeleton> Freddie elft off every day
<Fishfosh> tmi
<Moonside> I think we had just finished doing everything in the place
<Fishfosh> "Pikkupstix has a reputation for an awesome charisma. Shamefully, Pikkupstix is deathly afraid of plants." ...half-true
<Skeleton> Pikkup's afraid of plants?
<Fishfosh> no
<CommodoreJim> "Drominus has the power to become gigantic. Tragically, Drominus takes harm from exposure to cloth."
<Fishfosh> must be why he only wears metal
<Skeleton> "Warty Morty has learned to deflect flame. Sadly, Warty Morty is handicapped by being homeless."
<~flibbyjibbits> ok back
<Fishfosh> "Ekans has a marvelous proficiency at driving. Shamefully, Ekans becomes completely incapable of repairing stuff in the presence of glass."
<Skeleton> I demand immunity to fire on account of my homeless familiar
<~flibbyjibbits> i see you have made plenty of progress
<Fishfosh> yep
<Arkay> what was the last thing we did anyway
<Arkay> I remember drinking from the fountain
<~flibbyjibbits> that was the last thing
<~flibbyjibbits> and thens eeing the tower was missing
<Arkay> a'ight
<Fishfosh> Yeah, so what's left to do besides leave I guess
<~flibbyjibbits> nothin much unless talking or anything but that can be done while traveling
<~flibbyjibbits> do we have a rollbot tonight or should i use myown dice
<Skeleton> Oh
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<BonBonne> Babbu
<CommodoreJim> precious babbu
<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 5
<CommodoreJim> "Telmar's Door Fucking Machine has learned to take control of vibrations and bend it to his will. Tragically, Telmar's Door Fucking Machine takes harm from exposure to cloth."
<Arkay> jim omg
<~flibbyjibbits> well i guess it is sort of vibrations
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways assuming you have no particular desire to do anything else in that town
<~flibbyjibbits> or island
<~flibbyjibbits> or country
<~flibbyjibbits> and want to just keep going towards whereever
<~flibbyjibbits> where do you even want to go
<CommodoreJim> didn't we leave some sort of nightmare abomination in a windmill somewhere
<~flibbyjibbits> nothing important or of any real note happens at all on the way back to the port, it is snowing lightly,   in the far off distance you see one or two of those masked people watching way far away
<Fishfosh> What masked people?
<~flibbyjibbits> the organization i forget the name of or maybe never named, there was a similar mask hung on the wall at the drug dealers house, youve seen a handful of them always watching from really far away
<Fishfosh> oh
<Fishfosh> I do not recall that last detail
<Fishfosh> creepy
<Moonside> Yeah, you never mentioned that before.
<Moonside> Anyway, let's go to the other place with the windmill yes.
<Fishfosh> First we need to stop in Rakor to get paid for our latest job
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe i never mentioned it before since the rolls never worked out that you saw them
<~flibbyjibbits> cant recall
<Fishfosh> And then probably stop working for Telmar because most of the party hates him
<Moonside> are they those guy from fringe
<Arkay> weren't fish and I thinking about swapping characters for new ones eventually?
<~flibbyjibbits> right yes you were
<Fishfosh> Oh wait, before leaving the port is it possible to send a message ahead of time saying that we completed the job?
<CommodoreJim> Drom becomes a loose cannon knight
<~flibbyjibbits> yes it is
<~flibbyjibbits> if you can tell me a bit about the characters we can figure out a way to work them in or whatever
<Arkay> (although I haven't rolled anything yet whoops)
<Fishfosh> Then Pikkup will do so
<Moonside> On the way back, Elsa seems to be really sad (or as sad as she can look with her helmet on).
<Fishfosh> I haven't actually started the sheet because I had a super busy week
<CommodoreJim> Is she like Drom, who emotes with glowy eyes
<Moonside> Nah, she doesn't have emotes.
<Moonside> Elsa is srs biznss
<~flibbyjibbits> http://gyazo.com/18a53a78e0fb08f62e08cad7c5815dd3  the journey
<Fishfosh> Nothing else anyone wanted to do?
<Skeleton> Freddie is totes mellow
<Fishfosh> Pikkup is lost in thought much of the time
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<Moonside> That fountain didn't do anyone any good it seems.
<~flibbyjibbits> i dont think anyone was really happy about what they saw
<CommodoreJim> Drom is not happy.
<CommodoreJim> Also he's still worried about that NIGHTMARE CREATURE he never hunted down
<Moonside> So, do we arrive on Rakor?
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess so yeah sure
<~flibbyjibbits> everyone sitting sulkily silent the entire several day trip
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess someone would probably head over the ellys house pretty soon after arriving back but its been quarantined
<CommodoreJim> what
<Moonside> Elsa would, yeah.
<~flibbyjibbits> boarded up the doors and windows with warning signs
<CommodoreJim> So would Drom
<Moonside> "...what? What is this?!" Elsa starts freaking out a little.
<Skeleton> Our new home base
<Skeleton> "Uhh?"
<~flibbyjibbits> the sign says that there was a case of a rare disease inside
<CommodoreJim> "...what's going on? What's. Going on."
<~flibbyjibbits> inhabitants have been relocated to a plague asylum in sparona
<~flibbyjibbits> a few other buildings in the city have also been marked with it too
<Moonside> Does it say so in the signs?
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<Skeleton> "..."
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<Moonside> Elsa is clearly a lot more agitated than usual. "We... we have to go there! Elizabeth and Charlotte might... I..."
<~flibbyjibbits> its not just her house theres a bunch with the same signs and stuff. in some poorer ares they just fenced off the place but who cares about a kobold neighborhood
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<~flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 13
<Fishfosh> wassat?
<~flibbyjibbits> nothing to worry about
<Fishfosh> ...k
<Skeleton> Oh I'm worried about it!
<CommodoreJim> Drom is very clearly upset, as can be seen from his glowy eye emotes
<Skeleton> 'Hours till everyone infected dies'
<Skeleton> 'no, not dies, becomes a zombie'
<Skeleton> 'or both.'
<Fishfosh> Pikkupstix is generally not happy to see a large amount of suffering, especially when it involves people he considered to be friends
<Fishfosh> such is the case now
<Fishfosh> Everything sucks
<CommodoreJim> "How could this have happened...?"
<~flibbyjibbits> about an hour after youve gotten back to the city a courier from the castle pops by each person if theyd split up or just one to the group if youve stuck together by then, with a bag of value
<Skeleton> "How long were we even gone...?"
<~flibbyjibbits> 2 or 3 weeks
<~flibbyjibbits> oh eyah its probably like late december now huh
<~flibbyjibbits> or mid december
<~flibbyjibbits> adjust your mental images of the scene appropriately
<Skeleton> Oh no, christmas episode
<Fishfosh> Do we get to be stop-motion animated?
<Moonside> Elsa seems to have calmed down enough to think clearly, though she's still upset. "Perhaps... that curse that had been inflicted on Charlotte? But no, I... wait, Telmar. Telmar... he should know. And you most likely should talk to him about your mission, regardless."
<Skeleton> How The Telmar Stole Christmas
<CommodoreJim> "Telmar...." Drom's voice is sort of like the hiss of dry ice. Man he hates that guy
<Skeleton> "Who wants to bet this was his fault?"
<Fishfosh> Anyway, bag of value what?
<~flibbyjibbits> the bag of value that the courier brought (the exact specifics of what type of value ie gems notes coins etc is up to you) of 6000 gold each
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess that job was important to him
<Fishfosh> I guess so
<Moonside> That's a lot of money.
<Skeleton> Hey Drom where do you get the MOENY for all these AXES
<Fishfosh> We did sorta deliver an entire tower
<~flibbyjibbits> the courier also has a letter
<CommodoreJim> Drom reads letter
<Skeleton> J
<Fishfosh> This money is brought to you by the letter T, for Telmar
<~flibbyjibbits> basically says that the castle is closed off to visitors to keep clean, a pamphlet on basic plague avoidal procedures, what to do if you suspect someone has it (lock them somewhere and call the cops), and he says he doesn't have anything for you to do right now since the government resources are on containment right now and thats not a thing that blades and lightning can do
<Fishfosh> nonsense
<Moonside> Else clearly gets a lot angrier upon hearing that, but tries to keep her composure.
<Fishfosh> We shall FIGHT this plague!
<Fishfosh> With VIOLENCE!
<CommodoreJim> Drom crumples the letter after reading it.
<Fishfosh> I cast Charm Monster on the virus
<CommodoreJim> (His eye lights flash red)
<Moonside> "Drominus... we have yet to destroy the wraith plaguing your dreams. Shall we go do that next, or proceed to Sparona?"
<~flibbyjibbits> viruses are mindless and thus unaffected by charms
<Fishfosh> poo
<Fishfosh> "I vote we find somewhere with less plague and more giant monsters."
<CommodoreJim> Drom is still very, very not happy right now. "...I suppose it's my responsibility to take care of the monster born from my mind. I've let it be for too long."
<Moonside> What time is it?
<Skeleton> #adventure time
<Moonside> derp
<~flibbyjibbits> iunno i guess mid day ish
<~flibbyjibbits> makes no difference to me so whatever is convinient
<Moonside> "Very well, then. We leave tomorrow. Use today to make whichever preparations are necessary."
<Fishfosh> "I suppose that's close enough."
<Fishfosh> "I suggest shopping."
<Skeleton> "We just got paid a crazy amount of cash... I could get an expensive three- or four-piece suit and a matching one for Warty Morty with this kind of dough"
<Moonside> "...do whatever you wish. We shall meet in this place tomorrow." She then leaves to do her own shopping.
<Moonside> Ok so I'd like to put magics on armor
<~flibbyjibbits> k
<Moonside> The way enhancement bonuses work is a bit confusing though http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor
<Moonside> It seems like, armor can have a total of +10 bonus, but the effective bonus that adds to AC can only go up to +5
<~flibbyjibbits> a +10 armor means up to +5 ac bonus and then the rest is other effects
<~flibbyjibbits> like +5 with SR19
<Moonside> Hmm.
<Moonside> Ok so what are the exact prices for increasing the bonus for a certain amount
<Moonside> There's a table there but I think it just refers to how much an armor that already has those bonuses would cost
<~flibbyjibbits> increasing the bonus is just the difference bwteen what it is now and what its going to be
<Moonside> Hmm, alright, so let's see
<Moonside> So if I add a +1 bonus and the Champion ability (which counts as +1), it'd total to +2 and cost 4k total
<~flibbyjibbits> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> if its nonmagical righyt now
<~flibbyjibbits> and its masterwork
<Moonside> Yeah, it's masterwork.
<Moonside> Ok then, I think I'll go with that. I find some wizard in town or something to do that for me.
<Moonside> That's pretty much it.
<CommodoreJim> drom will commission a dark and brooding suit of armor
<Arkay> I'm not looking for anything
<Skeleton> What even do I spend money on
<Skeleton> Oh right, booze
<~flibbyjibbits> theres nt much for caster equipment beyond armor magic gear
<Fishfosh> Wait, I can afford an Eidolon Anchoring Harness
<Fishfosh> lets me expend Summon Monster uses to prevent Ekans from being removed from the material plane
<Moonside> Man, magical weapons are fucking expensive.
<Fishfosh> could be useful
<CommodoreJim> http://i.imgur.com/TSuwzUN.jpg drom's new look
<Moonside> dark and edgy
<Skeleton> evil and gay
<Moonside> But yeah +1 for armor is 1000, +2 is 4000... for weapons it's 2000 and 8000
<Fishfosh> hmm
<~flibbyjibbits> im gonna go throw in some laundry
<~flibbyjibbits> since i just remembered i need to do that
<CommodoreJim> http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080204193612/fireemblem/images/a/a7/Ferd-black-knight.jpg OR MAYBE?
<Fishfosh> I dunno, maybe I'll just do something more fun like a flaming crossbow
<CommodoreJim> Even has chest wound in the right place!!!
<Fishfosh> But his new armor wouldn't keep the old one's chest-area damage
<Skeleton> Our armor is custom-made to feature scars you received in battles prior to buying our armor
<Fishfosh> unless he bought it used like that
<CommodoreJim> nah see drom is a chest wound magnet
<CommodoreJim> he'll get one there eventually
<Moonside> wasn't that for glorus devanum
<CommodoreJim> Yeah, t'was.
<~flibbyjibbits> bought used from alternate future
<Moonside> Anyway, people are going to shop orrr
<CommodoreJim> Trying to decide what I'd want, if anything
<~flibbyjibbits> kback
<Moonside> magic armor would be good if you don't have any bonuses yet
<Fishfosh> Drom should buy an intelligent, talking suit of armor
<CommodoreJim> gay
<CommodoreJim> drom would be inside of it
<Skeleton> voiced by Eddie Murphy
<CommodoreJim> how to magic armor
<Fishfosh> Hey, how much does it cost to buy a house?
<Moonside> I was just talking about it with flib, dude
<Moonside> But anyway http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor
<Arkay> actually somewhere to live would make sense for raynar too
<~flibbyjibbits> buying a house and renting an apartment have a much different price range
<Moonside> Magic armor can have bonuses of up to +10. 5 of that can be enhancement bonuses that add to AC. Or you can use those bonuses to put special abilities on the armor
<Arkay> but i have no clue about either
<Fishfosh> I'm talking owning a house
<CommodoreJim> can i make it have a radiant glow
<Moonside> Each ability has a certain cost, like some count as +1, others as +2, etc.
<CommodoreJim> that changes color with emotions
<CommodoreJim> mood ring the knight
<CommodoreJim> do not steal
<Moonside> There's an ability that makes it glow brightly
<Fishfosh> As a player party, we should pool all of our resources into building an awesome fort
<Moonside> but it costs 7500 to add it
<Arkay> i have 9925 gold
<Moonside> Also, in order to have an ability on the armor, you need to have at least a +1 enhancement bonus
<~flibbyjibbits> i know there re rules for it somewher
<CommodoreJim> gee that would be most of my gold
<CommodoreJim> but it -would- be cool....
<Moonside> It's a +3 ability.
<Moonside> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor/magic-armor-and-shield-special-abilities/radiant
<CommodoreJim> gee
<CommodoreJim> damn that'd be so cool
<Moonside> Check the main page I linked to up there, there's a list of abilities
<CommodoreJim> Yeah I'm lookin' through
<Moonside> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor/magic-armor-and-shield-special-abilities/bitter
<Moonside> There aren't as many cool abilities for armor as there are for weapons.
<CommodoreJim> gee.
<Fishfosh> I found prices for furniture, but nothing for houses to hold it
<CommodoreJim> man radiant is so cool, that's gonna be a goal
<Fishfosh> guys, it's 50,000 gp for an airship
<~flibbyjibbits> d20 srd says a small house is 1000gp
<~flibbyjibbits> one or two rooms with wooden walls and a thatch roof
<~flibbyjibbits> http://www.d20srd.org/srd/wilderness.htm#buyingBuildings
<~flibbyjibbits> theres not much variety here
<Fishfosh> Gee, my last armor purchase was more expensive than a house
<~flibbyjibbits> i swear there was a better thing of this somewhere
<CommodoreJim> where are the damage values
<CommodoreJim> for if a troll throws it
<Arkay> i want a good house tho
<~flibbyjibbits> theres nothing inbetween a thatched roof cottage and a mansion
<Fishfosh> it says 5,000 for a "Grand House"
<Fishfosh> but yeah, still a thatched roof
<Moonside> guys
<Moonside> a huge castle is only 1m
<Moonside> we can do this
<Skeleton> This is good idea
<Arkay> we should make a mansion and fill it with sexy women
<Skeleton> We could be the new royalty of this world
<Fishfosh> hiring servants is cheap
<Fishfosh> let's hire a maid
<Skeleton> Hire a maid?
<Skeleton> We have Raynar
<Moonside> oh I just imagined Elsa in a maid costume
<Moonside> She wasn't very happy about it.
<CommodoreJim> it's a powerful new armor
<CommodoreJim> we promise
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess the rules for buying buildings arent on the srd because theyre in one of the pathfinder campaign manuals
<~flibbyjibbits> kingmaker campaign
<~flibbyjibbits> oh well
<~flibbyjibbits> im almost certain i have rules for it somewhere
<CommodoreJim> hrm, what to do for armor
<~flibbyjibbits> or we could just linearly interpolate between a straw cottage and a mansion
<~flibbyjibbits> i found a guide to it but its uh
<~flibbyjibbits> a lot more indepth than you probably want
<Moonside> I always imagined Elly's house as being better than a straw cottage
<~flibbyjibbits> rules for like, how much a segment of wall of a particular material coss
<Fishfosh> Adventurers shouldn't be using a mere cottage as a SECRET BASE
<~flibbyjibbits> you could always do what [REDACTED] does and build a base in the dark world.  cheap land costs, psudeofree labor
<Fishfosh> erm, no
<Moonside> but we'll turn into rabbits
<Arkay> well first off
<Arkay> how much do we have to spend
<~flibbyjibbits> dark world is that place behind those circular doors, in case you forgot
<Moonside> Each one of us got 6000
<Fishfosh> I remembered
<~flibbyjibbits> we can bump that up to 7 if you want
<Fishfosh> I have 7376 gp
<Arkay> I have 9925 gold
<~flibbyjibbits> since behind overall on money
<Moonside> Well that'd be cool
<~flibbyjibbits> compared to what is considred normal for people of the level
<Fishfosh> then we can all pool money and buy that airship!
<Arkay> and then pikkup takes it for himself
<Arkay> and studies monsters forever
<Fishfosh> What's an adventuring party without an airship!  ("But we have no crew!"  "Shut up!")
<Moonside> well, according to the table of character wealth/level
<Moonside> 7 	23,500 gp
<~flibbyjibbits> only places in the world that could conceivably have an airship dock are the rakor castle, maybe moldath, definitely the spire,
<Fishfosh> it's just a silly idea anyway
<~flibbyjibbits> the funyn  thing is the fastest way to get between cities probably actually is cutting through the dark world
<~flibbyjibbits> fastest and safe being independent variables
<Fishfosh> That sounds incredibly stupid
<Moonside> Well, maybe if you're friends with Slender Galactus, it's not such a bad idea
<~flibbyjibbits> ralan does it but he doesnt have any reason to be afraid of anything at all
<Moonside> is he level 20
<Fishfosh> Anyway, all in all I don't think I have anything to buy right now
<~flibbyjibbits> hes a level 15 inquisitor
<Moonside> Well, 15 is pretty high too I guess
<~flibbyjibbits> equipment and knowledge also matters a lot
<Fishfosh> Actually, fuck it, I want a flaming enchantment for my crossbow
<~flibbyjibbits> why not
<Moonside> OH WAIT
<Moonside> There are also these www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items
<Moonside> But I'm pretty sure that they're more expensive
<Fishfosh> 335 for masterwork crossbow, +2000 for flaming (counts as +1)
<Moonside> To put an ability on a weapon or armor, it needs to have +1 enhancement
<Moonside> So it'd be 8000 since the two together would be +2
<Fishfosh> oh
<Fishfosh> shit
<~flibbyjibbits> lets just say he bought N bolts
<~flibbyjibbits> where N is a high numbers
<Moonside> isn't that what we've been doing
<~flibbyjibbits> magic or alchemic bolts of fire
<~flibbyjibbits> keeping the normal bow just buying like
<~flibbyjibbits> a quiver of holding of flaming bolts
<Fishfosh> maybe I'll just buy a +1 crossbow instead
<Skeleton> Hmm. I can afford an item called the "Monkey Belt"
<~flibbyjibbits> oh
<~flibbyjibbits> this guide i found lists apartment prices
<Skeleton> This sounds absurd.
<Skeleton> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/belt-monkey
<~flibbyjibbits> 6sp to 20gp per month depending on where they fall of the shitty to good scale
<Fishfosh> or say fuck it and pay 8,335 for a proper flaming crossbow
<Fishfosh> that's very nearly all of it but why do I care
<~flibbyjibbits> didny ou want  to repalce pikkup from the party anyways
<Fishfosh> yes
<~flibbyjibbits> so doesnt really matter how much money he has if hes leaving
<Fishfosh> half of why I don't care
<Fishfosh> other half being I have nothing else to spend on
<Moonside> It does matter how much money your new character would have though
<~flibbyjibbits> a new characters money would ne unrelated to the old one
<Moonside> oh well
<~flibbyjibbits> brb moving laundry to dryer
<Fishfosh> So, buying that leaves me with exactly 41 gp
<Fishfosh> how/when is the enhancement bonus applied?  I'm looking at the rules for that and it doesn't say except that it increases AC for armor
<Moonside> Enhancement bonuses are passive and always on
<Fishfosh> yes, but do they apply to damage and attack rolls or just one of those?
<Moonside> Except if you like, go into a place with an anti-magic field or something
<Moonside> Just attack rolls, I guess, since they're added to AC.
<Fishfosh> okay
<Skeleton> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/gloves-magnetist-s Ooo I want magnet gloves
<Skeleton> Can I obtain magnet gloves?
<Moonside> I don't see why not
<~flibbyjibbits> yeah sure
<Skeleton> Sick
<CommodoreJim> "sorry drom my hand just was suddenly pulled to your armor-clad butt"
<Skeleton> Hahahahah
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess since this is a wandering around buying scene the shitty wizard salesman should pop up again hmm
<~flibbyjibbits> what suitably bad idea should he be selling this time
<~flibbyjibbits> ah yes
<Skeleton> Magic popcorn that explodes
<~flibbyjibbits> armor and weapon dyes, for that evil knight look
<CommodoreJim> oh boy
<~flibbyjibbits> or make a weapon look magic without actually being magic
<Skeleton> I can afford a Bag of Holding I too
<Moonside> is he still selling potions of magic missile
<Skeleton> But I probably don't really need it
<~flibbyjibbits> not since all those people died
<Moonside> If I run across him, I use Detect Evil on him.
<Arkay> when pikkup leaves we might want a bag of holding
<Fishfosh> Yeah, Pikkup's the one with the handy haversack, which he will want to keep probably
<CommodoreJim> we could always use a spacious sack
<~flibbyjibbits> something weird happens when your spell targets him, its like the equivalent of mental static or glitching.  you manage to detect several eagles flying above the city, but get no reading from the salesman
<Skeleton> If it pops everything inside is lost
<Fishfosh> Pikkup ignores the magic man
<~flibbyjibbits> detect evil->detect eagle
<CommodoreJim> ahaha
<Moonside> "..."
<CommodoreJim> Shitty Wizard's powers know no limits
<~flibbyjibbits> he actually has like an aura about him that makes magic itself incompetant
<Skeleton> He's Orko
<CommodoreJim> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fzFlHlqIo Shitty Wizard's theme
<~flibbyjibbits> oh yeah hes also probably got some varierty of anti plague charms or rubs or oils or something
<Skeleton> gross
<~flibbyjibbits> shouting to the crowd something like RUB THIS GEN UU INE UNICORN LEGHAIR ON YOUR NOSE TO AVOID INHALIN ANY PLAGUE
<Fishfosh> it's probably his own leghair
<~flibbyjibbits> "liven up your sexlife by grinding up and ssnorting these dragon crotchscales"
<Fishfosh> ...no
<Skeleton> oh lawdy
<~flibbyjibbits> the actual dragon he knows probably didnt agree to that, so these are probably just like, a cut up turtle shell
<~flibbyjibbits> anyways
<~flibbyjibbits> i assume nobody wants to buy anything from him since they already fell for that once
<~flibbyjibbits> though freddie still has the scroll
<~flibbyjibbits> probably afraid to use that huh
<Skeleton> Or waiting for a most opportune time
<Moonside> Anyone else buying anything?
<~flibbyjibbits> its probably obvious enough what it will do
<Fishfosh> Did drom buy armor yet?
<Skeleton> Better
<Skeleton> He volunteered for an unapproved experimental magic procedure
<Skeleton> Now he IS armor
<~flibbyjibbits> he can figure that out as we go and say he bought it retroactively
<Skeleton> And he got paid for it!
<Fishfosh> okay
<CommodoreJim> Yeah I'm still trying to figure that out
<~flibbyjibbits> so which route seems better, take the road south as if heading towards sparona then cut east; take the road east towards moldath than head south, or go straight and pass through the big nasty swamp
<Moonside> I guess the first
<~flibbyjibbits> assuming the party was heading towards ombathu
<~flibbyjibbits> which is otherwise known as the quarantined town
<Moonside> We were going to the place with the windmill
<~flibbyjibbits> best known for having a big windmill that a well knwon necromancer lived in hundreds of years ago, the town was fairly prosperus until recently the borders closed and they started shipping in medicine and food from elsewhere
<Fishfosh> Anything but besides through the swamp sounds fine
<Fishfosh> er, without the but
<Fishfosh> So, the first one I guess
<Moonside> Yes.
<~flibbyjibbits> i cant think of anything notable thatd happen along the way
<~flibbyjibbits> maybe bad dreams
<Skeleton> It rains pepperoni
<CommodoreJim> Where's this boat headed
<CommodoreJim> HELL
<Skeleton> STRRRRAIGHT TO HELL
<~flibbyjibbits> ok orry been softing some stuff out and cleaning my desk a bit
<~flibbyjibbits> the area around ombathu is a temperate forest,  "new englandy" maybe
<~flibbyjibbits> the city itself has a large wooden palisade wall around it
<~flibbyjibbits> then around that is the camps set up around every gate, soldiers, traders, refugees, and medicals people
<~flibbyjibbits> you arrive at about the same time as a wagen full of medical supplies
<~flibbyjibbits> which is being sorted and documented by some troops by the west gate
<Fishfosh> "Well, we're here."
<Moonside> Can we go in
<Moonside> ?
<~flibbyjibbits> they seem to be fairly devoted to only letting in the people putting the supplies in but you can talk about or sneak or whatever
<Moonside> I'll do a diplomacy check.
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 20
<Moonside> Oh wow.
<Moonside> +14.
<Skeleton> Super suave
<~flibbyjibbits> well what are you saying or who are you talking to
<Moonside> The guards in charge of letting people go in, and I tell them that we really need to go in because our friend is being haunted by ghosts that are inside the town.
<Skeleton> 'Hey you. Eat a dick.' 'OKAY, CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT TWENNY'
<~flibbyjibbits> diplomacy rolls are stupid :<
<Fishfosh> Count on the paladin to tell the hard to believe truth instead of a convincing lie
<Moonside> Paladins can't lie.
<Fishfosh> exactly
<Moonside> Well, I got a 34. I don't see how that could have failed, unless the guy really hates us for some reason.
<~flibbyjibbits> can you at least actually phrase it instead of walking up and bouncing a dice off his head
<Moonside> "Excuse me, guard. I am aware that this city is quarentined, and most likely for a good reason; however, I must request that me and my companions be allowed to enter. You see, a friend of ours was cursed by a ghost that is said to reside in this city's windmill. We were hoping to be able to vanquish it, therefore ridding the world of a great evil and also hopefully lifting the curse. We would be eternally grateful were you so kind as to do us this favor."
<~flibbyjibbits> the guard leans in close and says
<Skeleton> "Pretty please. With a cherry..."
<~flibbyjibbits> "I can't get you in myself, only feed and drugs go through this door.  But if you head around to the other side theres some people who wear weird masks all the time, I think the'yre called vipers or snakes or something, they can get in and out somehow without ever passing the checkpoints, and they know a lot more about the windmill and disease than I do, if thats true then they'll probably help"
<Moonside> "Hmm, I see. I thank you for your assistance."
<~flibbyjibbits> theyre kind of like shyguy masks if you want a description
<~flibbyjibbits> brb gonna go get my laundry
<~flibbyjibbits> okback
<Moonside> We go around to the other side to talk to the shy guys.
<~flibbyjibbits> theyve got a little camp a little ways into the woods away from the city
<Moonside> We go into the camp.
<Fishfosh> yep
<~flibbyjibbits> couple of tents, a few of them had been sitting at tables looking at books or diagrams or maps or talking to eachother
<~flibbyjibbits> when you enter the cmap they all put away  what they were reading and stop talking and stare
<CommodoreJim> o_o
<CommodoreJim> OoO
<Moonside> "Hello. We have heard that you might be able to assist us in entering the city."
<~flibbyjibbits> One of them steps forward, seemingly a young woman based on overall body shape and voide though the face is still covered, "Why do you want to go inside?"
<Moonside> "We seek to vanquish a ghost that resides in the city's windmill."
<Moonside> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Moonside rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 19
<Moonside> diplomacy again I guess
<Fishfosh> gee
<Fishfosh> dem rolls
<Moonside> Also, I use Detect Evil on the person.
<~flibbyjibbits> neutral
<~flibbyjibbits> the camp is overall about evenly split by alignments
<Moonside> Hmm.
<Skeleton> ...what are the odds of that
<~flibbyjibbits> i guess probably trending towards neutral
<~flibbyjibbits> like 40 30 30 n g e
<Fishfosh> cool
<Fishfosh> Pikkup figures he might as well lend his word, too. "It's really important to us that we get inside.  Our friend is plagued by terrible nightmares."
<Fishfosh> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Fishfosh rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 19
<Moonside> Well.
<Fishfosh> +7
<Skeleton> Gee.
<Moonside> I like Bon already.
<Skeleton> My bot just loves us
<BonBonne> babbu <3
<~flibbyjibbits> the speaker walks over to another and they talk quietly a bit
<~flibbyjibbits> "We will help you enter the town, but we have some thigns to ask of you also"
<Moonside> "Of course. What is it?"
<~flibbyjibbits> "In addition to relaying all information you learn within the windmill, we have a package of vials that we would like you to distribute to people in the town."
<Moonside> "I presume that we will not be told of what's inside the vials."
<CommodoreJim> it's pee
<CommodoreJim> this is the cult of whizzardry
<Fishfosh> oh noooooooo
<Moonside> is this the piss forest
<~flibbyjibbits> "Control of information is our group's primary tennant."
<Fishfosh> We have already dared to enter their magical realm
<Fishfosh> it's too late
<Moonside> Elsa sighs, and turns to the group. "Well?"
<Fishfosh> Information just wants to be free maaaaaan
<Fishfosh> Join us now and share the software,
<Fishfosh> You'll be free, hackers, you'll be freeeee
<Fishfosh> "Sounds fair enough."
<Skeleton> "Whatever works... just hope we don't get sick too."
<Skeleton> "Uhh whoops did I just jinx it?"
<CommodoreJim> "If it must be done to enter the city."
<~flibbyjibbits> "Do not eat or drink within the borders."
<Skeleton> "Got it."
<~flibbyjibbits> She walks into one of the tents and ties the doorflap open
<~flibbyjibbits> theres a tunnel dug into the ground
<Fishfosh> so there is
<CommodoreJim> oh boy
<~flibbyjibbits> another person holds out a sort of open lid box containing about two dozen small glass jars with various unidentifiable liquids of varying colors and viscosities
<Fishfosh> "These are the vials, then?"
<~flibbyjibbits> "Yes.  Decide for yourself who to distribute them to."
<Moonside> Pikkup can take them, since he has the handy haversack.
<Fishfosh> "Well, okay, if you say so."
<Fishfosh> Pikkup carries the vials
<Skeleton> "Are they experimental? Are any of them known to work?"
<~flibbyjibbits> "Because they are not all the same thing."
<~flibbyjibbits> "We are interested to see how you interpret this task.  How you complete it."
<Arkay> "Why is it never easy?"
<Moonside> IS NOTHING EASY
* Skeleton knocks over some laundry soap
<CommodoreJim> we give them all to freddie
<CommodoreJim> test passed
<Skeleton> omg
<CommodoreJim> freddie becomes a flying bear
<Skeleton> ommmmmmggggggg
<CommodoreJim> who spits lightning
<Skeleton> OMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20 does it happen
<Skeleton> !roll 1 20
<BonBonne> Skeleton rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 9
<~flibbyjibbits> "I would ask that you please do this before going to the windmill, and remember, tell us everything you learn there."
<Skeleton> Probably not.
<Moonside> "Very well."
<Fishfosh> Well, this is a problematic moral issue
<Skeleton> Let's auction them off
<Skeleton> Make enough money for our big-ass castle
<Fishfosh> I have a feeling the townspeople are not sufficiently wealthy
<Fishfosh> to help us buy a big ass-castle
<~flibbyjibbits> especially not after being quarantined for 2 months
<Skeleton> Maybe a moderately-sized-ass castle then?
<CommodoreJim> the kill them
<CommodoreJim> and turn their flesh into gold
<Arkay> what about just an ass-castle
<CommodoreJim> and bones into diamonds
<CommodoreJim> the power of the vials
<CommodoreJim> arkay WOULD want an ass-castle
<CommodoreJim> ASS WORLD
<Fishfosh> We want a castle to fill with all the greatest asses we can find
<Skeleton> Atop a butte
<Fishfosh> But more importantly, I guess it's time to go through that tunnel?
<Moonside> Yeah.
<Moonside> And also stop for the night maybe, because I see that the sun is rising.
<Fishfosh> and then figure out what to do with the vials
<Fishfosh> yes
<CommodoreJim> i blame amaterasu
<Skeleton> I blame Pyrrhon
<Skeleton> WAKE UP, EARTH WEIRDOS
<Skeleton> KABLOOEY KABLAMMEY
<~flibbyjibbits> yes stopping time