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- DANCE WITH THE DEAD
- by Richard S. Prather
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- Copyright (c)1960 by Fawcett Publications, Inc. Copyright renewed 1988 by
- Richard Scott Prather
- Mystery/Crime
- * * *
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- * * *
- Other works by Richard Prather also available in e-reads editions CASE OF THE
- VANISHING BEAUTY BODIES IN BEDLAM EVERYBODY HAD A GUN FIND THIS WOMAN THE
- SCRAMBLED YEGGS WAY OF A WANTON DAGGER OF FLESH DARLING, IT'S DEATH TOO MANY
- CROOKS ALWAYS LEAVE 'EM DYING PATTERN FOR PANIC STRIP FOR MURDER THE WAILING
- FRAIL HAVE GAT-WILL TRAVEL THREE'S A SHROUD SLAB HAPPY TAKE A MURDER, DARLING
- DOUBLE IN TROUBLE
- * * *
- _Dedicated to_
- all those who are
- in love with love
- and have eaten in the Banyan Tree
- * * *
- *ONE* We were having dinner in a banyan tree. Neither of us had ever eaten in a
- tree before. More accurately, we hadn't had dinner at all yet. But our
- white-turbaned, dark-skinned waiter had just preceded us in near-darkness up
- the wooden steps leading to the tree house, carrying a huge silver tray laden
- with roast squab stuffed with wild quail eggs, mangoes and broiled bananas,
- liqueurs and champagne. Now he turned on a soft light, placed the tray on a low
- table before the narrow Persian couch covered voluptuously with soft and
- colorful pillows, waited while Loana and I sank into the pillows, and said,
- grinning as if he were going to drink it himself, "Shall I open the champagne?"
- "Yes, indeed!" I said. "Open away." As he lifted the bottle from its silver ice
- bucket I looked at Loana, close on my left. It had to be close. The tree house
- was only about eight feet long and four feet wide, but with all the comforts
- you seldom find at home -- such as Loana. Gorgeously Polynesian Loana Kaleoha.
- With volcanic eyes and breasts. With lips as hot and red as the devil's
- derriere. With eye-wrecking curves that must have been shaped by a blowtorch.
- With _me_. Happily with me: Shell Scott. We were in Don the Beachcomber's Tree
- House in the Banyan, in the heart of the International Market Place at Waikiki.
- I was a bit dizzy, and Loana was part of the reason. But before coming outside
- and climbing up into the Banyan Tree we had sat at Don the Beachcomber's Dagger
- Bar down below and nearby. We'd had _Puka Pukas_ and _Nui Nuis_ and a Cobra's
- Fang or two. Then we'd moved to our table in the adjacent Bora Bora Lounge and
- consumed a Zombie and Skull-and-Bones while I'd cooked the _pupu_ -- tender
- chunks of marinated sirloin speared on bamboo skewers and broiled over glowing
- charcoal in a miniature _hibachi_ on our table. All those drinks were more than
- a little loaded with rum, so we, too, were now more than a little loaded with
- rum. "Loana, my sizzling Oahu tomato," I said, "shall we let the food cool
- while we have a glug of Mumm's?" She smiled, white teeth flashing, devil-red
- lips parting hotly. "Why not?" Long, darkly curving lashes veiled her black
- eyes. "It's either that or we let the champagne get warm." "What an unthinkable
- thought. Cold squab, yes. But who ever heard of hot champagne?" There was the
- satisfying _thoop_ of the cork leaving the bottle's mouth, then the liquid
- gurgle as our waiter poured two glasses brimful of the bubbling wine. He put
- the bottle back into the ice next to another quart of the bubbly, stepped to a
- small record player on my right. In a moment soft music washed over us, strings
- singing in the night, the sound of surf breaking on sands, crystal voices
- singing Polynesian songs that were old when Hawaii was young. I grinned at
- Loana, so relaxed my veins seemed to be collapsing, and said, "Here we sit,
- high over the world." "High, anyway." "Honey, let's live here. Far from the
- madding madness." "Far?" She laughed softly. "With a thousand people walking
- around down there?" "Far enough. They can't see us." They couldn't. They were
- there beneath us, all right, hundreds of citizens, lovers, husbands and wives
- and kids and tourists, strolling from shop to shop in the Market Place, but
- they couldn't see or hear us. We could see them, though, if we wanted to. This
- little house, lodged securely high in the Banyan Tree, had segmented thatched
- walls, foot-wide panels of which could be pushed out by hand if you wanted to
- peek at the citizens. We didn't want to peek at the citizens. The waiter
- coughed gently and when I glanced at him he was holding open a small door in a
- cabinet beneath the record player. "The phone, sir," he said. "Phone?" "Yes,
- sir. If you wish anything else, phone and I will attend to it." I thought about
- that. I rather liked it. "You mean, if we want more champagne or something I
- just pick up the phone?" "Yes, sir. As I leave, I must make certain that both
- gates are locked behind me. I cannot come back up unless you call and ask for
- me." He wiggled a key ring in his hand and grinned that champagne-drinking grin
- again. "In fact, sir, unless you call me ... you cannot get out." He followed
- his grin through hanging bamboo beads which were both entrance and exit of the
- little house, and I heard him going down the wooden steps. There was the click
- of the gate midway up the stairs, and a minute later I heard the soft clink of
- a chain. The bottom gate, at ground level, was quite sturdy, I remembered,
- chained and padlocked. I glanced at Loana. "You're trapped. I may tear out the
- phone." "Let's," she said. "We can set up tree-housekeeping. I'll be the Oahu
- Tarzan and swing yodeling from limb to limb every day, gathering mangoes and
- fighting off apes." "Good. I'll bind your wounds and be your ... who is it?"
- "Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane. Now _there's_ a line for you." "You still insist
- that you really _do_ fight apes, Shell?" "But of course, Jane." I struck my
- chest rather severely, and let out a small yowl. "When I must -- but tonight,
- no. And not in trees. Tonight we drink champagne." We did. We finished the
- first glass and I poured a second, thinking somewhat sourly of what Loana had
- said. I had told her I was a private detective, and -- facetiously -- that I
- fought apes for a living. But in a sense it was true: I seem to run up against
- many individuals who, in the evolutionary race, appear to have got stuck on the
- starting blocks. Ape-like humans such as Slobbers O'Brien and Danny Ax, Ed
- Grey, and alliteratively -- and accurately -- named Biff Boff. Hoods, one and
- all. And some of those hoods had been trying to kill me for the last few days.
- They were still trying, and getting better at it. My home is in Hollywood, and
- the office of _Sheldon Scott, Investigations_, is in Los Angeles, so here in
- Honolulu I was a long way from my balmy Southern California beat; but the apes
- with guns had caught up with me even here. Right now the cylinder of the
- short-barreled .38 Colt Special resting in the clamshell holster beneath my
- gabardine coat held two recently-emptied cartridge cases along with the three
- live pills still in the chambers. I had been shot at, slugged, sapped, attacked
- from numerous directions and generally half-mutilated already; but all that, I
- told myself, was in the days recently passed and the day here in Honolulu just
- ending. There would undoubtedly be more of the same tomorrow -- but, with any
- luck, not tonight. Tonight there were soft music and soft pillows, champagne
- and squab -- and Loana Kaleoha. One of the reasons I'd come to Hawaii was to
- check up on Loana, confirm or erase suspicions I'd had about her. But those
- suspicions had developed before I'd met her, talked to her, and I felt sure now
- that she couldn't be the gal I had been trying to find. A gal so gorgeous and
- exciting couldn't be mixed up in the ugliness of these past days -- kidnaping
- and murder, violence and threats.... I pushed my mind away from all that. It
- could keep for an hour. Hell, a man has to eat. Loana held out her empty glass.
- "Where were you?" she asked me. "Your eyes had a glazed, far-off look." "The
- glaze is from _Puka Pukas_ and _Nui Nuis_," I said. "But I have definitely been
- too far-off." I moved closer to her, and she helped by sliding an inch or two
- toward me. I could have shut my eyes, I think, and known she was there. I think
- I could have felt the heat of her. It was as if the blowtorch that might have
- fashioned her fantastic curves had left most of its heat inside her. It oozed
- from her sun-browned flesh, flashed from her eyes, burned on her lips. Loana
- was a dancer, a Tahitian dancer, and she was much like that dance itself --
- sensual, exciting, pulse-stirring, savagely beautiful. She was tall, with black
- hair hanging in a long lustrous loop over one smooth brown shoulder. Thick
- lashes fringing black eyes, brows like black spurs. But she was soft, too, her
- curves melting, her voice like the rustle of black lace; and there was a
- sweetness about her that tugged at your heart while the eyes and mouth, boldly
- thrusting breasts and hips, tugged at your eyes. We must have made quite a
- contrast, quite a pair. She was dark, smoldering, beautiful, with hair black as
- the first sin. But I have short-cropped stand-up hair which, at thirty, is so
- blond and sun-bleached that it's white, and obtrusively white eyebrows that
- look bent and pushed down at their ends; a broken -- gently broken, I call it
- -- nose; skin tanned almost as dark as Loana's. She was tall enough, but just
- the right size next to my six feet, two inches and two hundred and five pounds.
- I was still wearing the beige gabardine suit I'd worn on the plane, but Loana
- had on a dark blue _holomuu_ splashed with white plumeria blossoms. Around her
- neck and caressing her breasts was the _lei_ of small vanda orchids she'd been
- given earlier in the Bora Bora Lounge. I look about as soft and feminine as the
- Rock of Gibraltar after a bombing attack, but Loana was the eternal woman, the
- ultimate in femininity, a Polynesian Eve in a _holomuu_. And a _holomuu_ is not
- to be confused with a _muumuu_. Ah, no. The _muumuu_ was introduced to these
- happy islands by a shivering missionary who thought in his goofy way that
- nudity and semi-nudity, bare flesh, glorious and innocently beautiful bare
- bodies were -- for the birds. The bad birds. The birds which cleverly go around
- dropping things on missionaries. It is not now known whether this cat took
- showers with all his clothes on and his eyes squeezed tightly shut, but he clad
- those wind-brushed bodies and sun-caressed skins in billowing goonysacks, the
- _muumuu_ -- like an Yves Laurent creation, the original sick sack, a
- straight-up-and-down shapeless monstrosity which covers a woman up practically
- to her ears and leaves all beneath it a matter for hopelessly dismal
- conjecture. But from it grew -- to prove that you can't keep a good idea down
- forever -- a kind of fitted, clinging garment called a _holomuu_. Fitted in a
- fashion to cause welcome fits, to make eyeballs need Band-Aids, to make the
- graves of wildly twirling missionaries pop open in censored eruptions. Looking
- at Loana in her _holomuu_, which seemed merely to emphasize the proud swelling
- of breasts, the taut flatness of stomach, the eternally provocative thrust of
- hip and thigh, I could almost forgive that bloody missionary. Almost. By the
- time we'd finished our first bottle of champagne, I _had_ forgiven him. For
- some minutes now Loana and I had been chortling and yipping, guzzling and
- nuzzling, laughing and talking in such happy abandon that our tree house must
- have been wobbling on its limbs. I got up once and turned the records over, and
- it was either the tree or me that was wobbling on its limbs. But I made it back
- to the voluptuously-pillowed couch and said to Loana, "Heigh-ho, hey, boy. Give
- me a tree any old time." The conversation was occasionally a bit disjointed,
- but neither of us seemed to mind. Occasionally we had looked at the food, and
- now Loana bent over the tray and unwrapped the foil from the little squabs. She
- touched one with a long finger. Then she looked at me. "Squab's getting cold,"
- she said brightly. "Isn't that grand?" "Grand. Would you like a bite?" "Yeah.
- So bite me." She bit me. My blood was sizzling in my veins as if it were
- carbonated. Champagne bubbles were popping in my arteries, silver explosions
- like bursting flavor buds conspiring with rum to get my plasma loaded. And then
- Loana got up, and in the very confined space of our locked-up little room, did
- a little Tahitian dance for me. Although, truly, there is no such thing as a
- little Tahitian dance. When she sat down by me again she finished the last
- swallow of her champagne. Not once had she said, "It tickles" -- bless her --
- but now she said, "My nose itches." "That means you're going to kiss a fool!" I
- cried. "Kiss me, you fool." I kissed her. I'm no fool. "Ah, us fools!" I cried.
- "My nose itches all over." And there we went again. Then I said, "Loana, how
- would you like to try on a hula skirt?" "Oh, Shell. Don't be silly. Where would
- we get a hula skirt?" "Who's silly?" I looked around for the package. Before
- meeting Loana I had done a small amount of shopping and had purchased two grass
- skirts to take back to the mainland. I knew I'd brought the package up with me,
- and suddenly I spotted it, over in the corner by my shoes. "There it is," I
- said, and grabbed it, feverishly tore at the wrappings. Loana said, but with a
- smile, "Only women wear grass skirts like those." "That was in the old days, my
- sweet. When Kamehameha was king. These are the new days, the Shell Scott days,
- the days when _everybody_ wears grass skirts -- we'll fix that missionary." I
- thought: if we stop to think about it, we'll never do it. Not up in a tree
- right out in the open air in the middle of Waikiki, not with hundreds of people
- around all unaware, not with -- oh, the hell with it. I ripped open the package
- and handed Loana one of the hula skirts, kept the other for myself. She said,
- "You mean you bought these and brought them up here? Why, Shell, you _planned_
- it!" "No. Really, no. Honest. I just happened to have a couple with me." I
- swallowed. "I mean, I was shopping. Oh, I don't know -- it's fate, that's it,
- fate. It's like a command. This was meant to be." She laughed. "You mean
- something horrible will happen to us if we don't put them on?" "I ... well,
- something horrible may happen to me. Honest Injun. I mean, honest Tahitian ...
- honest. Oh, pour some cold champagne on me, baby. Hit me with the bottle or
- something." "Kiss me, you fool," she said. "My nose itches." Then she gurgled
- throatily, squeezed her black eyes shut and said, "I got it backwards that
- time, didn't I?" "Honey, you got it frontwards." And then, all of a sudden, we
- were getting into those hula skirts. You wouldn't believe what a scene it was.
- For one brief moment -- actually, one of the last brief moments of sanity left
- to me, though I couldn't possibly have anticipated what was going to happen --
- for that brief moment I thought I must be dreaming it. Imagining it. This
- couldn't be ... could it? But it was. In half a minute Loana, now with the
- grass skirt low on her hips, and only the delicate petals of vanda orchids upon
- her brazen breasts, sank back into the massed pillows behind her. It was a
- sight that seemed to get me drunk and sober me up at the same time. Behind my
- back the records turned, music poured soft upon us, the sound of surf, the beat
- of winds, the sighing, sobbing voices. When Loana spoke again it was different
- from the words we'd lightly used before, and the words had a different sound.
- "Kiss me. Shell," she said. Her voice rustled like black lace in darkness.
- "Kiss me...." * * * *
- After a while I opened the second bottle of champagne. We were laughing again.
- I poured both our glasses full and leaned over the silver tray of food. I
- unwrapped the foil, looked at the cold, cold, cold squabs. Examined the
- lovingly prepared slices of fruit, the nest of limp potato sticks.
- "Got to eat something," I said. "What will the cook think? By golly, I'll have
- a wild quail egg." "I'll have a wild quail egg, too." "It sounds a bit odd,
- when I hear you say it, Loana." "I'll have one anyway." We had them. One
- apiece, that was all. There's a time for wild quail eggs and a time _not_ for
- wild quail eggs. I guess I just wasn't ready for it. The thing was delicious,
- but I couldn't get all wrapped up in it somehow. And I was dizzy. Dizzier than
- before. "I think my blood is burning, Loana," I said. "That's my trouble --
- fired blood. It is flaming like oil and the frantic corpuscles are stampeding
- for exits. Got to get some air. That's what I need, air." I stood up and my
- legs seemed to be moving independently of each other, as if one leg was all
- foot. "My head has gone to sleep," I said. "I -- oops!" My foot, or leg that
- was a foot, had hit a toppled champagne bottle and the bottle went rolling
- toward the bamboo-bead-draped exit. Loana sat up straight. "Air?" she said, in
- a kind of horrified tone. "What?" "Air?" "What in hell are you talking about?"
- "You said you were going to get some air." "Oh, yeah. For my corpuscles. To
- give me new vim. You know, fresh air. This is all beat up in here. It's like
- inhaling exhales." "But you can't go out on a limb like _that!_" "Lady, I've
- been out on limbs you wouldn't believe.... Oh. I see what you mean." She threw
- my grass skirt at me, her aim lousy as gals' aims always are, and I leaped for
- it, grabbing and clutching -- and staggering. As I gripped it my foot-leg
- landed on that champagne bottle and I felt myself soaring, sailing through the
- air. I know I couldn't have sailed or soared very far, but it seemed I was a
- rocket swooshing through space. Then my thigh slammed against something. In the
- mush which at that moment was my brain, I barely realized that the little
- things slapping at me were bamboo-curtain beads, and that the smack against my
- thigh was the wooden railing around the small deck outside the tree-house
- entrance. Or, in this case, exit. There was time for no other even vaguely
- clear thought, because as the railing collided with my thigh I felt myself
- going over it, pinwheeling, spinning dizzily, letting out a great shocked
- sound. Loana yelled something from behind me, and it seemed way off behind me,
- but all I could make out was part of a phrase: " ... don't go..." I started to
- tell her I didn't _want_ to go, but it was too late. I was going. There was a
- wild eternity of sight and sound and banging sensations. I refused to admit
- that I was falling out of the Banyan Tree, plummeting from on high down into
- Waikiki, simply refused to admit it -- but it didn't make any difference. That
- is exactly what I was doing. I seemed simultaneously to be going in several
- different directions. My head hit a solid limb and zigzag blotches flashed
- before my eyes. For one horrible instant there was the dear, even though
- mercifully brief, sight of people below me somewhere, people casually gadding
- about, strolling and looking into shop windows. I grabbed frantically at limbs,
- twigs, even leaves. But they were not fig leaves. Not with _my_ luck. In the
- last kaleidoscopic moments of my fall, a hundred, a thousand remembered scenes
- ripped like successive small explosions through my mind. It is said that in one
- second a man can dream events it would take him a month to live, and if that
- was what was happening to me I only wished I was dreaming. Even while the hard
- ground rushed up at me, those memory explosions blossomed in my mind. Hollywood
- ... Las Vegas ... the nudity of women ... the lean hard faces of men ... blood
- spreading over a dead man's back ... the sound and sight of gunshots ... and
- all those lovely lovelies....
- * * *
- *TWO* I had never even heard of a banyan tree when Webley Alden phoned that
- night to say he was in trouble and to ask me for help. It was a Thursday night,
- August thirteenth, and I was at home -- the Spartan Apartment Hotel in
- Hollywood -- trying once again to breed _Hyphessobrycon innesi_. I've kept
- tropical fish for years, bred a dozen varieties, but my several attempts to
- breed the Neon Tetra, which isn't really a Tetra but a Characin, have been a
- story of frustration, failure, defeat. Breeding neons had become a symbol, a
- goal, a challenge. And this time I was going at the job with grim
- determination. The two tropical-fish tanks are at the left of the front door,
- but I'd set up alongside them a third one, a 20-gallon tank containing neutral,
- sterile water at 78 degrees, and conditions just right for breeding the vivid
- little fish. So I thought, anyway. The damned fish didn't seem to think so. It
- was a fine big pair of neons, well conditioned on live daphnia and brine
- shrimp, the female heavy with spawn, and they had been dancing about in what I
- hoped was flirtatious fashion for two days now. But nothing had happened. I was
- about to pour a slug of bourbon into the aquarium, thinking that if they got a
- little giddy... And then the phone rang. It was Webley Alden. Webb, an old
- friend. He was thirty-eight, a bachelor, wise, witty, lusty, likable, enjoyable
- to be around. Webb didn't live in Hollywood, but in the small city of Medina,
- part of L.A. County and only a short hop outside the L.A. city limits.
- Originally a commercial photographer and a good one, he had made several
- improvements in then-existing camera and developing equipment, and perfected a
- compact movie projector which could be used for showing both eight- and
- sixteen-millimeter films; from royalties on his patents he had become a
- millionaire. His financial interests now ranged from stocks and bonds and real
- estate to the publication of a most stimulating magazine. He was a gourmet, a
- connoisseur of wine -- and women. Always women. He was a rogue, a rake, a roue.
- Cultured, gentle, even reserved. But still: a rogue, a rake, a roue. So, with
- that background, it was not surprising that the magazine Webb published was:
- _Wow!_ Wow! -- The Magazine For Red-Blooded Men. Even white-blooded men, of
- course, have heard of _Wow!_ by now, and it's eight to five that half of them
- surreptitiously peek at it on the newsstands. Possibly no other magazine in the
- history of publishing had experienced such sudden and soaring success in one
- year. Several other people besides Webb had money in the magazine, but he was
- the driving force behind it and that was a large part of the reason for
- _Wow!'s_ success. But the main reason was the full-page photos of beautiful
- women. And the beautiful women did not have many, if any, clothes on. _Wow!_
- was not a fashion magazine. Moreover, there was no question that the biggest
- single reason for the publication's sudden and enormous acceptance by the male
- population of the U.S.A. was a single feature: the three-page, full-color
- gatefold center in the magazine. For twelve months that large foldout had
- invariably been a photograph of a lovely woman, nude, and -- in whatever pose
- or posture -- facing _away_ from the camera. The feature had come to be called,
- perhaps a bit indelicately, the "Fanny of the Month" -- though it was captioned
- in the magazine's pages as "Women With _Wow!_" It was not surprising that Webb
- took every one of those pictures himself. I grinned, thinking about it. All
- things considered, I thought Webb was one of the most interesting and congenial
- men I'd ever met, and I was delighted to hear his voice on the phone. Until he
- told me what was wrong. After the helloes, brief this time, he said, "Shell,
- could you come over right away?" I glanced at the neons, getting very frisky.
- "Sure. What's the matter?" "It's something I don't want to talk about on the
- phone. But ... well, I've just come back from Honolulu. Got in a few hours ago.
- And I -- I seem to have misplaced my wife." I blinked. "Your wife?" I thought
- he was pulling my leg. "Since when have you had a wife, Webb?" "We were married
- in the Islands this morning, came in by jet. Come over, will you? Ill tell you
- what I can then. It's ... perhaps it's nothing, Shell, but I can't take the
- chance." "On my way," I said, and hung up. I grabbed my coat and took off. As I
- went out I trickled a few drops of Canadian Club in with the neons. Maybe it
- would work; I'd tried everything else. It was a hot August, and I had the top
- down on my Cad, letting the warm wind brush over me while I drove. I slowed
- down as I neared Webb's hillside home. I'd had trouble here on a case once, and
- the local police had since looked upon me with a dim eye. Especially a
- detective sergeant named Parley, who had given me the uncomfortable impression
- that he would enjoy shooting me in or out of the line of duty. With any luck I
- wouldn't even see a member of the local law, but I pulled the Cad down below
- the legal speed inside Medina's city limits, just in case. Webb lived at 947
- Poinsettia Drive, at the highest elevation in Medina, parallel to Azalea Street
- beyond it. The Drive curved up a steep bill and ran along its top, multilevel
- houses there having a fine view over the lights of Medina to the spread-out
- glitter of Los Angeles -- when the L.A. lights could be seen through Death's
- halitosis: smog. The house was low, hugging the hill's crest, modern in design.
- I parked in front, on Poinsettia, and walked up split-driftwood stone steps to
- his front door. Webb was waiting there for me. He was tall and very thin, with
- a mobile, humorous, angular face that warmed with a smile when he saw me and
- said hello. We went into his front room and he said, "Something for your
- hangover, Shell?" "I don't have a hangover tonight." "We can fix that.
- Bourbon?" "Fine, thanks." He walked to the bar in a corner. This was a big
- room, the front wall almost entirely glass to take advantage of the view below.
- The room was cluttered, with books and magazines in evidence everywhere, some
- opened flat and others stacked in bunches, a half-full coffee cup on a small
- table. At other spots were things Webb had picked up at one place or another in
- the world: a stone Mexican idol in one corner, a Kwan Yin, African masks, a
- Balinese headdress. Against one wall was a magnificent five-foot-tall wood
- carving of Pan, arms outstretched. It was new; I hadn't seen it before. I
- commented on it, and Webb said he'd just brought the carving back from Hawaii.
- The effect of the room, to me, was one of pleasant clutter, but directly ahead,
- opposite the front door, was Webb's studio, and it was chaos. The wide double
- sliding doors were open and I could see into the room. I walked past a low
- curved divan and glanced into the studio. On the left were Webb's four-by-five
- Speed Graphic on its heavy tripod, lights and reflectors, a couple of
- spotlights on a ceiling beam overhead. Insulated electrical wires lay in
- disarray on the bare, uncarpeted floor. Boxes of cut film, stacks of negatives
- and enlargements, cameras, a strobe light, more books and magazines, were in
- shelves, on tables, even on the wooden floor. Two doors were open in the left
- wall. One led into Webb's darkroom; the other, on the right, into a bedroom.
- "One of these days I'm going to do something about that mess." It was Webb,
- speaking behind me. I turned and took the proffered highball as he went on, "Be
- a bit like sluicing out the Augean Stables, won't it? Unfortunately I have no
- rivers to squirt through it. Naturally that's why I haven't done the job."
- "You'll never do it, Webb. You're an unreconstructed hobo. You don't really
- _like_ living in houses." He grinned. "I suppose you're right. You can't fold
- up a house like the Arabs.... Now, there's an idea. Fold-up houses -- square
- tents, double thicknesses of canvas with insulation built in ... prop them up
- anyplace ... use them for rags when you're tired of them." He gulped half his
- drink. "I give you the idea out of the badness of my heart." "I'm practically a
- millionaire. Before extortion." "Ah, yes. You refer, of course, to America's
- Storm Troopers -- the tax men?" "Of course. But thanks, anyway." We walked back
- to the curved divan, sat facing the view. Webb glanced at the phone a couple of
- times, as if expecting it to ring. I waited for him. Finally he looked at his
- watch, finished the highball in his hand and turned to me. "Well, here it is. I
- got married this morning in the Islands. After the ceremony there was a small
- _luau_, then Mrs. Alden -- " he seemed to savor the words, roll them on his
- tongue -- "and I flew here by jet. Landed at L.A. International at nine p.m.
- And I ... I lost her." I didn't say anything. The lines in his angular face
- seemed to deepen. After a moment of quiet he said, "She left me to freshen up a
- bit after the flight. I waited. She never returned. I looked around, paged her,
- for an hour or so. Finally I decided she'd somehow become ... confused. Or
- couldn't find me. That perhaps she had come here to my -- our home. That was
- the whole point of flying straight here, to start out in our home. Bride across
- the threshold and all that. But she wasn't here when I arrived. So I
- immediately phoned you." He started to drink from his glass, realized it was
- empty and walked to the bar. "It's probably nothing at all," he said. "Some
- silly thing. But I can't help worrying, maybe she's hurt, there could have been
- an accident...." He came back with his fresh drink, sat down again, waited for
- me to speak. I said, "It's ... odd. I can run up to the airport, Webb. Start
- checking there." From the breast pocket of his coat he pulled a folded check,
- banded it to me. It was made out to me and in the amount of one thousand
- dollars. I started to protest, but he said, "Don't be an imbecile. I know you'd
- do it without a retainer. This check isn't for your benefit; it's for mine. If
- it's unnecessary for you to spend any money, you can always give it back.
- That's just in case..." I said, "What can you tell me about her? Anyone I know?
- Do you have a picture of her?" "Not a picture that would do you much good in
- this case." He smiled oddly, glanced at the phone again. "I really don't know
- much about her, Shell. I met her when I did a shot of her for the book. She
- came here to the studio, and I was -- well, completely captivated by her then.
- Last week we met again in Honolulu. I asked her to marry me. She wanted to
- think it over, next day said yes, and this morning we were married. Civil
- ceremony, then a little _luau_ afterwards." He shook his head, frowning. "But
- there was a peculiar thing. It didn't impress me then, but now..." "Peculiar?"
- "Well, during the _luau_ I took some movies. She turned away. Didn't seem to
- want pictures taken of her. Even asked me to stop -- and asked that I please
- keep the marriage secret. Just for a little while. She suggested we announce
- our marriage at the Anniversary Party next week." He fell silent again. His
- last remark, about the Anniversary Party, puzzled me. I knew that in a week or
- so there was to be a party celebrating the just-completed first year of
- _Wow!'s_ publication. The magazine's editorial staff, cameramen and others
- including all twelve of the lovelies who had been featured in the first twelve
- issues, were to be present. A handsome "Personality" named Orlando Desmond, on
- whom _Wow!_ had done a profile recently, was to supervise or "em-cee" the
- festivities, and Webb would cut a birthday cake or something like that. But why
- announce the marriage there? Webb went on, "There was something she had to ...
- arrange, she said. Explanations, something, I don't know. It seemed a good idea
- at the time." He looked at me, his eyes tired. "Possibly she was in some kind
- of trouble even then, didn't want to tell me about it." "Or maybe she's at the
- airport right now, wondering where the devil her new husband is. You say you
- photographed her here? For the magazine?" "Yes. The gatefold, you know." It
- fell into place then. "You mean she's one of the..." I paused. "The 'Women With
- Wow'? The big center spread?" "Yes, you've seen it, Shell. It was the one with
- -- " The phone rang. Webb's face underwent an almost remarkable transformation.
- The lines in his face smoothed, the tired look left his eyes and he smiled
- broadly. "I knew she'd call ... silly of me..." He was moving across the room,
- long legs swinging. The phone was on a wooden shelf at the side of a small
- bookcase against the wall; he grabbed it, said, "Hello?" Then he was silent for
- several seconds. His back was toward me, but I saw his shoulders slump. His
- whole frame seemed to sag. "What?" he said, his voice so soft I could barely
- hear him. Then his tone strengthened. "Why, you must be -- _what?_" He stopped
- speaking again. I got up, walked across the room to stand by him. His face was
- ashen, mouth open, lips slack. Shock dulled his eyes. He listened, then said
- rapidly, "Yes. Yes, of course. I will. No, you can be sure -- wait, _please
- wait, don't_ -- " I heard the click as the other phone was hung up. Webb didn't
- move. "What's the matter?" I asked him. Slowly he put the phone down, failed to
- get it in place and it fell clattering to the shelf beneath. He groped for it,
- dropped it onto the cradle. "It's incredible," he said softly. "Incredible."
- "Webb, what is it? What the hell's wrong?" He merely said again, "It's
- incredible." Then he turned the shocked eyes on me. "She's been ... kidnaped."
- * * * *
- Ten minutes later that was still all I knew. We were sitting on the divan
- again, but Webb would hardly speak to me. Finally it became clear that he was
- deliberately refraining from telling me anything more.
- I said, "Webb, for Pete's sake, be sensible. If she's actually been snatched
- you've got to call in the local police, at least, let them bring in the FBI --
- " "No," he said almost angrily. "I told you. I'm going to do exactly what they
- said. If I don't, they might kill her." "But that's always the threat -- "
- "When I get her back, Shell. When I get her back. Then I'll do anything you
- want me to. But not until then." "At least tell me something more about her.
- You haven't even told me her name, Webb. What does she look like, where's she
- from, how did -- " "No! I don't want you to do _anything_, Shell. Can't you get
- it through your head? I don't _want_ you to know, I don't want you --
- investigating, stirring things up. That's precisely what they told me not to
- do." "You say _they_ told you not to?" "They -- he, what difference does it
- make? It was a man who spoke to me, and he said, 'we've got her,' so I assumed
- there were more than one involved. But the rest of it was very clear. He told
- me exactly what to do and when, amount of ransom money, that if I didn't follow
- instructions to the letter she'd be killed; I'd ... never see her again." His
- face twisted. We were silent for a while. Then I said casually, "Webb, I won't
- argue with you any more. But I still say you can't handle hoods this way -- if
- that's what it is. Can you tell me how much the guy on the phone asked for?" He
- didn't bridle at the question, just asked, "Why?" "If this is a mob thing,
- professionally pulled off, the asking price would most likely be fat -- you're
- a likely enough target _if_ they knew you'd just gotten married. But if the
- amount was only a few thousand, maybe five or ten grand, it could be this isn't
- so bad as it looks, just an amateur -- " "The amount was two hundred thousand
- dollars." Webb didn't add anything to that. He didn't have to. I said, "How
- could anybody have known you were married? You said the ceremony was this
- morning." He shrugged. "I don't know. Perhaps someone in Honolulu ... I
- purchased plane tickets for Mr. and Mrs. Webley Alden, of course. That's all I
- can think of." "How about those films you took this morning, after the wedding?
- You bring them back with you?" "No, I dropped them in the mail over there.
- They'll be processed in Honolulu, airmailed here. Shell, I think you'd better
- leave." I got up. "If there's anything you want me to do -- " "Just do nothing.
- Promise me that." "I think it's a mistake -- " "I don't give a damn what you
- think! It's _my_ wife they've got ...." He let it trail off. "Promise me you'll
- do nothing about this, tell no one. Not as long as there's a chance I can get
- her back unharmed." "Okay, Webb." I sighed. "You've got my word." At the door
- he put a band on my shoulder and said gently, "Ignore anything I might have
- said ... if I barked at you." I grinned at him. "Absolutely not. Somehow I'll
- get even." He smiled. "I had to bark at someone." But then his features grew
- slack again. "This was supposed to be..." He hesitated, went on, "...my wedding
- night." * * * *
- I didn't hear from Webb during the next day. I went downtown to my office, but
- couldn't concentrate, kept thinking of what had happened the night before.
- After I reached the apartment I showered and ate, fussed around, swore at the
- damned Neon Tetras -- the bourbon hadn't helped a bit. Probably should have
- used gin. Be a great laugh if I had two males in there. If so, one of them was
- the fattest male neon in captivity.
- I kept thinking about Webb. And his wife. I wondered if she was alive. I hadn't
- wanted to mention it to Webb last night, but I knew of kidnap cases in which
- the victim was murdered immediately after the snatch. And the ransom, if paid,
- was thus paid for a corpse. Whatever had happened in the last day or so to the
- girl who was now Mrs. Alden, she must have been a lively live one before.
- Because Webb had told me she was one of the "Women With Wow" featured in his
- magazine. And they were _all_ live, lithe, lissome and lovely. And, in a way,
- they were all famous. Little more than a month after that first issue had hit
- the stands, an agreement had been made whereby the girls featured in the
- magazine would appear in Las Vegas at the Algiers, the big hotel-nightclub
- there run by a hard-boiled hoodlum type named Ed Grey. They were featured in
- the show, as in the magazine.... My own phrase whispered through my mind again.
- Hard-boiled hoodlum type? Grey was that, for sure. I wasn't certain that he
- held the controlling interest in the Algiers; most of the Vegas clubs are owned
- by syndicates. But I did know he owned outright another club called the _Pele_
- -- in Hawaii. But maybe I was reaching for answers now, straining for them
- because of my unease, my jitteriness. I was jittery enough. I grabbed the phone
- and called Webb. He answered immediately, after the first ring. "Shell here,
- Webb," I said. "I finally had to give you a call and -- " He interrupted. "It's
- all right, Shell." His voice was brisk and bubbling. "She's back. Everything's
- fine. We'll have you over for dinner in a few days." "Wonderful! Webb, that's
- marvelous news. But, look, my friend. Now that she's ... Webb? Webb?" He'd hung
- up. It puzzled me. But then I realized Webb would hardly have much enthusiasm
- for lengthy phone conversations if his bride had just been carried wiggling
- over the threshold. I hung up, mixed a drink. But there was a little bubble of
- worry in me. No matter _what_ Webb was doing, it wasn't like him merely to say
- a word or two and hang up without even saying goodbye. It was almost as though
- somebody else had broken the connection. It wasn't like Webb at all. If he
- hadn't wanted to talk, he probably wouldn't have answered the phone in the
- first place. That bubble swelled in me. Maybe his wife wasn't really back, and
- he'd just said that to keep me from thinking there was anything to worry about,
- or check on. Maybe I was nuts, too. But I used the phone, called again. The
- line was busy. I waited five minutes, tried again. Still busy. That bubble of
- worry broke and a cold unease settled in my belly and loins. I put on my gun
- harness, shoved the Colt Special into its clip. Maybe I was nuts; but I was
- going to find out, one way or the other. Lights burned brightly in Webb's
- house. I parked on Poinsettia, at the foot of the stone steps, got out and
- stood next to the car. Now that I was here, I was almost ready to think that
- only my overactive imagination had sent me on the wild drive from my apartment.
- Webb would really appreciate me, I was thinking, if I barged brightly up to his
- front door when all he wanted was to be completely incommunicado for a week.
- And then I heard the sharp, nerve-slapping sound. It came from above me, from
- somewhere inside Webb's house. Unmistakably clear in the quiet night, hard and
- flat and ugly. A gunshot.
- * * *
- *THREE* I leaped forward, my legs driving me up the stone steps as a second
- flat slap of sound followed like an echo almost immediately after the first.
- "_Webb!_" I shouted. My voice, feet slapping on the steps, made a lot of noise;
- but I wanted to be heard. I shouted Webb's name again, jumped the last few feet
- to the front door and slammed into it. The door was locked. There had been no
- sound except the two rapid shots. I kicked at the door, and the lock gave with
- a sharp crack. My momentum carried me past the door, into the cluttered front
- room. Lights blazed in Webb's studio. I staggered, caught my balance without
- slowing, kept racing forward. The light came from photographic bulbs in their
- reflectors on my left in the studio. Something sprawled on the floor -- a body,
- one arm outflung. Movement wavered on my right as I jumped into the studio,
- feet sliding, pulling the .38 from under my coat. A man was just going through
- a door there, slamming it hard. As it crashed shut, motion danced in the corner
- of my eye, something moving on my left. I jerked my head toward that blur of
- movement. She was almost out of sight, passing through the side studio door
- into the adjacent bedroom. I got barely a glimpse of her, but I saw her for a
- split second. It was a woman, nude, something trailing from one hand -- a
- length of cloth, maybe a robe. Before that had time to register, the window in
- the right wall, next to the door through which the man had gone, shattered with
- a splintering crash. Simultaneously there was the sound of a gunshot. Something
- plucked at my sleeve. I let my legs drop from under me, hit the floor, snapping
- an unaimed shot at the window. I hit hard, rolling, crashed into a reflector,
- felt bunched electrical cord against my leg and foot. A length of cord pulled
- against my ankle and the lights went out. In the sudden blackness I saw a spurt
- of flame from the window as the man fired again. Prone on the floor, I pointed
- my Colt at the spot where the fire had blossomed, squeezed the trigger once,
- and again. I heard the thud of feet pounding alongside the house, started
- toward the side door. My leg hit something in the dark and I fell. When I got
- up there was no sound outside -- then a car's engine caught, roared. I made it
- to the door and through it as the engine whined, accelerating. When I reached
- the rear of Webb's property the sound was faint. Below me on Azalea and a
- hundred yards to my left, headlights flashed as the car swerved around a bend
- in the road and out of sight. The shriek of tires skidding on asphalt floated
- back to me through the still air. A minute later I was back inside the house. I
- felt my way through the studio, found the electrical cord I'd kicked loose,
- fumbled along the wall for the outlet. As my fingers touched it, I heard a
- noise behind me. It was a scuttling sound, as if a great crab were crawling
- over the bare floor, claws clacking softly on the wood. Then a sibilant hiss.
- Hair stirred at the back of my neck and a moist coldness touched my spine as I
- realized what it was. It was the man there, not dead, his fingers digging at
- the wood, clawing, clutching. I pressed the plug into its socket. Lights blazed
- again. I turned to look at the man. Light came from two portable lamps in their
- conical reflectors, one still erect on its adjustable steel-tube stand. The
- other had fallen, lay still burning on the floor. Its beam slanted weirdly over
- the man's face. The man was Webb. He lay flat, chest pressed against the floor,
- left arm extended straight above his head, right bent back so that his hand
- almost touched his shoulder. His face was toward me, stark in the white light,
- and his eyes were open. Both his hands, the one over his head and the other
- brushing his right shoulder, moved mechanically, the fingers arching like white
- spurs, clawlike, scraping against the floor. There was no other motion, no
- other sound, only the hands and fingers scuttling, as if they possessed a
- separate life, were independent of the dying body holding them, pulling them
- with it toward death. Once, twice, once more they scraped against the floor,
- digging tiny lighter furrows in the dark wood. Then they stopped, and died.
- "Webb," I said. I spoke to him, but I knew it was useless. I knew he couldn't
- hear me, knew he was dead. But I said, as if he were sitting across from me in
- his living room, "Webb, old friend. Come on. You're not going to die. Come on,
- Webb." I touched him, felt for the pulse in his wrist, in his throat, but it
- was gone. Blood stained the back of his white shirt. Two amoebic rings of red.
- One for each of the sounds I'd heard, one for each of the shots that had sent
- bullets into Webb's back. I left him where he was, stood up. The one lamp still
- standing on its base poured bright light over the corner where Webb had taken
- so many of his pictures. It fell on the carved-wood statue of Pan I'd seen in
- the front room last night, on the fleshy, grinning lips, the knowing,
- heavy-lidded eyes. Behind the figure, hiding the intersection of the walls, was
- draped a heavy red velvet curtain. Facing the curtain was Webb's four-by-five
- Speed Graphic, cable release dangling from its shutter. The cut-film holder was
- in place at the camera's back, and on a chair nearby lay one of the holder's
- two dark slides. I picked up the plastic slide, slid it back into place and
- then removed the film holder, held it in my hand as I walked toward the bedroom
- into which the girl had run. Just inside the studio, to the right of the
- bedroom door, was a small table piled high with books, several boxes of
- Ektachrome cut film, and a stack of four-by-five film holders. I placed the
- holder I'd taken from the Graphic across those already on the table as I walked
- into the bedroom. The door leading to a garden in back stood open. On the bed,
- loosely bunched, were a woman's clothes. White brassiere and step-ins, a green
- sarong-type dress. On the carpeted floor beneath them were green high-heeled
- pumps and a pair of nylon hose. I looked at the dress. The label at its
- neckline bore the name "Kapiolani Fashions." I went into the living room and
- walked to the phone, intending to call the police. But then I hesitated. This
- was Medina. Of all the cities in California, it had to be Medina. Two years ago
- I'd broken a case here, exposed a burglary ring. My local client had lost fifty
- thousand dollars' worth of jewelry and furs, and after two months of work I'd
- wrapped it up. The ring had been composed of two ex-cons who'd done big time
- for burglary -- and three police officers. Three of Medina's local law. One of
- the policemen -- since convicted and sent to San Quentin -- was a young officer
- named George Farley. He had a brother on the local force, a detective sergeant
- named Bill Farley. The sergeant had been cleared of any complicity in the
- crimes himself, but hadn't had a pleasant time of it. He had sworn that I'd
- framed his brother. Maybe he even believed it, unable to accept the fact that
- his brother was a thief. Two years ago Sergeant Bill Farley had been a homicide
- cop; I wondered if he still was. One thing I did know: he hated my guts. I
- picked up the phone, dialed Operator. But then I heard a siren. The sound
- increased, nearing Webb's home. Somebody must have reported hearing gunshots. I
- hung up, walked to the door as a police radio car stopped in front of the
- house. As two officers started up the steps another car parked behind the first
- one. The two policemen had revolvers in their hands. I stepped back into the
- room, told them that a man had been killed and his body was in the next room.
- One of them asked me who I was and what I was doing here. He kept his gun on
- me. I said, "I'm Shell Scott. I'm a friend -- " But that was as far as I got.
- "Scott," someone said from the doorway. Just the one word, but it was delivered
- like one of the least pleasant four-letter words. Two men in plain clothes
- stood in the doorway now. The man in front was Bill Farley. Five-ten or
- -eleven, wide, solid, with a thick rubbery face. He stepped into the room,
- pulling a snub-nosed revolver from a belt holster. "Scott," he said again, with
- a kind of satisfaction. The officer I'd spoken to told Farley what I'd said and
- Farley strode heavily into the studio, came back and sent the other
- plainclothesman in there. Then he waved his revolver at me and said, "Get those
- hands up, Scott. Over against the wall." "Not so fast, Farley -- " "_Up_ with
- them." His small eyes looked hot. I bit back the words that started out, slowly
- raised my hands. Following Farley's barked instructions I stood away from the
- wall, leaned against it while he shook me down. He took my .38 from its
- shoulder clip, stepped back. "Empty your pockets," he said. I dropped my arms
- to my sides and looked at him. "Don't push this too far, Sergeant."
- "Lieutenant. Empty the pockets." "You're wasting a lot of time. About five
- minutes ago a man shot Webley Alden. I didn't get a look at his face, but he
- took off in a car down Azalea. And there was a girl here -- " "You going to do
- what I told you, Scott?" "Farley, you damn fool. I got here right after -- " He
- grinned, took a step toward me, raising his left hand. I balled my right hand
- into a fist. "Shell." The other plainclothes officer spoke softly from the
- studio doorway. I hadn't taken a look at him after spotting Farley's face, but
- now I recognized him. He was another of the men I'd met during that case two
- years ago, but he and I had hit it off well. He was a pleasant young guy named
- Dugan, not at all like Farley. I pulled my fist open again. Farley had wanted
- me to hit him. It was all over his face; he could have had a lot of fun with me
- then. I turned away from him, jamming my teeth together, pulled everything from
- my pockets and slammed the stuff in a pile on a table. One of the other
- officers was talking on the phone. Farley took his time looking through my
- belongings. I tried once more. "Farley -- " "Lieutenant Farley." "_Lieutenant_
- -- Farley. While you're giving this marvelous imitation of an idiot, whoever
- killed Webb is getting clear the hell out of Medina." I paused, breathing
- heavily. "Though if he's got any sense he'll stay here in town. Where he's
- safe." Farley grinned, hefted my Colt in one big hand, snapped open the
- cylinder. He knew better than to throw the cylinder out hard like that. He
- weighed about two hundred pounds, and he was solid. He looked thick and slow,
- but very strong. The grin bunched thick buttons of muscle at each side of his
- mouth, adding to the rubbery, muscular look of his face. "Just fired," he said
- with oily satisfaction. "Three times." He snapped the cylinder back in with a
- vicious twist of his wrist. The palms of my hands were moist. "You want to hear
- what happened, Farley?" "I'll hear it downtown." "You're not taking me in."
- "I'm not?" "Why, you club-brained, miserable ... Farley, your skull must grow
- in solid clear to the middle. If you -- " "Keep that yap shut." His face was
- tanned, but it seemed to get darker, as if black blood were gathering under the
- rubbery skin. "Open your mouth again and I'll shut it myself." So that's the
- way it was going to be. I looked at Farley. "I guess you'll have it your way,
- friend. For a while. I'd better use the phone." "What for?" "To call my
- lawyer." "You'll need one. You can call him from downtown." Sure, I thought.
- One of these days. Before we left I looked back once at Webb's body. Men were
- in the room, drawing chalk lines, taking flash pictures, making diagrams and
- notes. It seemed obscene, somehow. And as we went out and down the stone steps
- I thought of Webb's last words to me on the night before this. It was to have
- been his wedding night, he'd said. Tonight was more like it, I thought. Tonight
- his wedding night. And death his bride. Farley shoved me in the back with the
- flat of his hand. We went down the steps, into the police car, and drove toward
- the Medina jail. * * * *
- From eight-thirty Friday night until nearly nine a.m. Saturday morning they had
- me in an interrogation room, while teams of officers took turns hammering
- questions at me. The same questions, over and over. With the wooden chair
- starting to feel like needles under me and the light like a small sun in my
- eyes. After a while I stopped saying anything in reply except: "I've already
- answered that nineteen times, you miserable imbeciles."
- They didn't learn to love me. But at nine o'clock Saturday morning they let me
- go. I had the help of a smart and influential attorney, but mainly they just
- didn't have anything on me. My story held up, and the bullets in Webb's back
- were from another gun than mine. One of the slugs I'd fired at the window had
- dug into its wooden frame and checked with a test bullet fired from my
- revolver. At nine o'clock I had my belongings back, even my .38 Colt Special,
- and was ready to leave. Farley escorted me to the door. He seemed wide awake,
- full of energy. He'd enjoyed his turns with me in the back room. He said,
- "Advice, Scott. Stay a long way from Medina." "You go to hell." It bounced off
- him. "Don't mess around in this case. It's a police matter now. I don't want
- you fouling it up." Farley never swore at me, and it wasn't even so much what
- he said; it was the way he said it. As if the words got slimy in his mouth. I
- said, "Hasn't it seeped into that solid-bone brain of yours yet that maybe I
- don't give a damn what you want?" "Just stay clear out of this town, Scott.
- Don't argue about it. Do it. Keep your nose out. Stick it in, and I'll slap you
- in a cell so fast -- " "On what charge? Doing my job?" "I'll find a charge." He
- grinned, flesh buttons bunching around his mouth. "I'll find a couple." And,
- undoubtedly, he was the guy to do it. He made me feel as if I'd eaten some
- underdone vulture, feathers included. I looked at him, at the thick rubbery
- face and small eyes, and said, "Farley, you really get the prize. All my
- working life I've worked with the police. With guys who get too little money
- and too much guff, do a big job with little credit. I've met hundreds of cops,
- known dozens well, and liked them all. My best friend in L.A. is the Captain of
- Homicide. I like cops. I've known maybe half a dozen all told that turned my
- stomach. But, friend, you are the end." I paused. "And I'll bet even you know
- which end I have in mind." I thought he was going to hit me. Or, rather, hit at
- me. But be thought better of it, let his little eyes bore into my face. I
- turned and went out, the taste of vulture in my mouth. * * * *
- Just before nine-thirty I drove along Poinsettia, past Webb's home. A police
- car was parked at the base of the stone steps and two officers stood alongside
- it, talking. I drove on around to Azalea, parked at the rear of Webb's place.
- No officers were in sight back here. I lit a cigarette, smoked it while trying
- to make sense out of what had happened.
- The car that had left in such a rush last night could have gone anywhere from
- here; undoubtedly the killer had been in it. But the girl had been nude,
- carrying a cloth or robe. Even in a robe she'd have been too conspicuous to get
- far. So where had she gone? In the car that had raced through the night? Or,
- more likely, she'd just run, getting away from the violence and gunshots --
- naturally enough. But to where? I thought back to the scene in the studio.
- Camera and lights had been set up as if Webb had been about to take -- or had
- just taken -- some shots of the girl. Of his wife, apparently, since on the
- phone, minutes before, he had told me his wife was back. But the whole
- situation puzzled me. Either Webb's wife had just come home, and he was taking
- pictures of her; or the girl who'd been present was _not_ his wife. The first
- of those two possibilities was conceivable, even though it seemed more than a
- little goofy; but if the model was not his wife, then who in hell had it been?
- And why in the name of sanity would Webb, under the circumstances, have been
- taking photos -- especially of someone _not_ his wife? Something else bothered
- me, too. If Webb had paid the ransom, and his wife had been released, why was
- he killed? I stubbed out my cigarette, left the car and walked toward the rear
- of Webb's house. I knew what Farley would arrange for me if a report reached
- him that Shell Scott was still snooping around, but I wouldn't get answers to
- all those questions merely by thinking about them, and the hell with Farley. I
- went in through the same door the killer had used for his sudden exit last
- night. In the empty studio, chalk lines on the floor marked the spot where
- Webb's body had been. I saw the lines that had been traced around his hands and
- arms, remembered the clawing fingers. Then I stepped past the chalk lines,
- stopped before the bedroom door. The clothing was gone now from the bed. But
- the cluttered table next to me appeared undisturbed. The books and boxes of cut
- film were still on it. And the stack of four-by-five film holders. The top one
- was placed at an angle across the others, as I had placed that one last night.
- Undoubtedly it was the one I'd removed from Webb's Graphic. A film holder holds
- two four-by-five pieces of cut film, one in front and one in back, protected by
- dark slides which are removed when the film is to be exposed. One of the slides
- had been out of the holder last night, and I had replaced it myself before
- taking the holder from the camera. So there was a good chance that one of those
- films _had_ been exposed. Possibly both of them. If both, once developed, were
- blank, they would then match my state of mind. But if even one had been
- exposed, some of the vital answers might well develop along with the picture.
- In color, at that. I put the film holder into my coat pocket, turned and walked
- rapidly toward the side door. As I passed the entrance into the living room the
- front door opened. "Hey!" somebody yelled. I didn't even look toward him. I
- jumped to the door, through it, sprinted for the Cad; I was in it and grinding
- the starter before the man got outside after me. As the engine caught I put the
- Cad in gear and glanced toward the house. It was a uniformed policeman there,
- but I couldn't make out his features. I hoped he couldn't identify mine. The
- Cad was moving forward and I slammed the gas pedal to the floorboards. * * * *
- The Spartan Apartment Hotel is on North Rossmore in Hollywood, across from the
- Wilshire Country Club. A few blocks farther down Rossmore is the Eagle Photo
- Supply, where I've bought cameras and film and had some of my own photographic
- work done. I left the film holder there with a middle-aged man named Harold,
- who handled developing jobs, told him to develop both films and, if there was
- anything to print, make prints as soon as he could. Then I drove back down
- Rossmore to the Spartan.
- I parked opposite the Spartan, got out and angled back across the street,
- trotting toward the hotel's entrance -- and from somewhere on my left came the
- gunshot. The slug whipped past my head, glanced from the Cad's hood behind me
- and smacked into a tree, the four separate sounds blending into one. I was in a
- half-run two or three yards from the car and all I did was go instantly into a
- _whole_ run, left my feet and dived through the air, hit tumbling on grass
- beyond the curb. I came up next to the Spartan's wall, gun in my hand. There
- were no more shots. I could hear two or three cars moving in the area. One of
- them came down Rossmore from the east and rolled past. An old lady was driving
- it, with an air of cautious desperation. A minute later I'd found the hole in a
- tree across the street, sighted back from it over the furrow on my Cad's hood.
- The shot had come from near the intersection of Rossmore and Clinton. Probably
- from somebody in a car there -- a car long gone now. I looked around the
- intersection but nothing was there. No car, no man -- or woman. No cartridge
- case on the ground. I had learned one thing, though. When Webb's killer had
- taken his first shot at me last night he had been in darkness, but I had been
- bathed in very bright light. At the time, and since, I'd wondered whether or
- not he'd gotten a good look at me. Now I knew. He had. * * * *
- In my apartment, even after a cold shower, I was still burning. I felt as if
- the top of my head might pop off like a bony skullcap. I was hot enough to be a
- fire hazard.
- These last fifteen hours or so had really lit me. The kidnaping, Webb's murder,
- the unpleasantness with Farley, the miserable Medina can. Webb was dead and
- twice now I'd damn near been killed myself. Somebody was going to pay if I had
- to wade through boiling horse manure swarming with heat-resistant piranhas. I
- dressed in the bedroom. On the dresser was a folded slip of paper I'd put there
- last night. It was the thousand-dollar check Webb had made out to me, given me
- at his home. It wasn't really mine yet, but I stuck it into my wallet. I'd cash
- the check -- when I earned it. I used the phone to call a bank in which Webb
- had kept a large chunk, of his money. I got the manager. He knew me and gave me
- the information I asked for. Webb had appeared at the bank yesterday morning
- when it opened, withdrawn one hundred and sixty thousand dollars he'd had on
- deposit in cash, and cashed bonds in the amount of forty thousand dollars more.
- Total: Two hundred thousand dollars. So he'd paid the ransom. I scrambled some
- eggs that wound up looking and tasting like liquid yellow latex, and brewed
- some coffee. I could still see Webb's fingers, clawing behind my eyes. I forced
- them away by watching the neons for a while. Nothing. Maybe they weren't both
- males; maybe they were both females. Maybe they were fish missionaries. Maybe
- they weren't _trying_. I took my gun kit into the front room, sat on the big
- chocolate-brown divan, then cleaned, oiled, and loaded my Colt. Quite clearly,
- Webb's killer was now trying to kill me. I didn't have the faintest idea who he
- was. But there did appear to be one way to wind up all the threads: find the
- girl who'd been at Webb's last night. Webb had apparently been taking, or about
- to take, her picture shortly before he was killed. It seemed to me now that the
- girl must have been Webb's bride. Logic said he wouldn't have been focusing the
- lens of his Graphic on anybody _but_ his bride under the circumstances, and
- from now on I meant to go ahead under that assumption -- and with the hope that
- she was still alive. So, assuming that much, and knowing Webb himself had told
- me his bride was one of the twelve _Wow!_ girls, the rest of it seemed simple:
- get the names and addresses of those twelve girls and ask each one if she'd
- married Webb. The one who said yes could give me the rest of the answers. It
- really did seem like a simple operation. The editorial offices of _Wow!_ were
- on Tenth Street in Medina. I phoned them. I got a man with a fluting voice, and
- when I asked him for the names and addresses of the "Women With Wow" the
- fluting veered an octave to piccolo. That was _simply_ out of the question,
- _unthinkable_, and so on. I could understand the reaction. Probably eighteen
- thousand men before me had tried to get those names and addresses, for
- different reasons. But I said, "Look, I'm Shell Scott. I'm a private detective
- investigating Webb's death." "Aha!" "He was a good friend ... what in hell do
- you mean, 'Aha'?" "Scott, eh? Lieutenant Farley informed us that you might
- approach us. He also informed me that if you did -- " "Never mind. I can
- guess." "I shall be forced to inform Lieutenant Farley -- " I hung up while he
- was still fluting. Farley was becoming a boil that needed lancing. But there
- were other ways. More simple ones, in fact. When people get married they put
- names and addresses on wedding licenses. See, simple. I put in a long-distance
- call to the City Hall in Honolulu. A clerk there informed me that marriage
- records were on file at the Bureau of Health Statistics in the Board of Health
- Building, and gave me their number. I called it. While waiting for a man at the
- other end of the line to get the information I'd asked for, a new thought
- occurred to me. Webb had been killed the day after his marriage, true; but he
- _had_ been married. And that meant his wife would inherit well over a million
- dollars -- or, at least, whatever the Storm Troopers left of it after estate
- and inheritance taxes. Oddly, I hadn't thought of that angle until now. And it
- gave me a peculiar prickling sensation along my spine. Then the man was back on
- the line. A couple of minutes later I hung up the phone, puzzled. About as
- puzzled as I get. There was no record of a Webley Alden being married in
- Honolulu. No, not on the thirteenth. Nor the twelfth, or eleventh.... I frowned
- at the phone. Webb would surely have used his real name. And Webley Alden _was_
- his real name -- at least it had been during all the years I'd known him. He'd
- told me himself that he'd been married on Thursday, the thirteenth of August --
- had, in fact, taken some movies after the ceremony. Movies. I called the Kodak
- Company in L.A. They told me that Kodachrome films -- which I knew Webb used --
- mailed in prepaid mailers in Honolulu would have been processed at Kodak Hawaii
- Limited on Kapiolani Boulevard there. I called Kodak Hawaii Limited in
- Honolulu; the films had been processed and sent out airmail in the usual
- fashion. Tomorrow was Sunday; that meant the films would be delivered to Webb's
- home in Medina on Monday. At two p.m. the phone rang. It was Harold at Eagle
- Photo. I said, "Anything on those films?" "Was on one, Shell. Just took the
- print out of the wash water. Other film was unexposed. But one of these is
- enough. Where'd you get it?" I felt a quick ripple of excitement. "What was on
- it, Harold?" "A babe. Naked babe. Beautiful job, too. Whoever took this one's a
- pro." "What does the girl look like?" He laughed. "I don't know how to describe
- her." Whatever he was thinking seemed to amuse him even more and he laughed
- again. "Come on down and take a look." "I'll be there in three minutes. Or
- less." When I trotted into Eagle Photo Harold was waiting for me. I followed
- him down into the basement darkroom where he did his work. "There she is," he
- said, pointing at the wall. He'd scotch-taped the four-by-five color print
- against the wall's dark wood. My eyes fell on it. And clung. Harold was saying,
- "It's still a little damp. Just took it off the dryer. Nice?" "Nice." It was.
- Looking at the brilliant, sharply focused print, I forgot for a moment why I'd
- been so anxious to see this. Forgot my hope that it could lead me to Webb's
- wife, to the woman who'd been present at the moment of murder last night.
- Forgot that this was a clue. It was all of that; but it was more. It was a
- fanny. A marvelous, jaunty, virtually effervescent behind; an undulatory
- aphrodisiac; a most daring derriere. That, at least, was the center of
- interest, but after its first impact upon me I noted that there was more to the
- picture. The photo was of a woman, nude, her back to the camera. And, beyond
- her, Pan. Pan, the goat-footed god. It was the carved-wood statue I'd seen in
- Webb's living room and later in his studio. The thick, leering lips, the almost
- real eyes slanted sideways toward the woman's bare flesh. The projecting arms
- were outthrust, one at either side of the woman's slender waist, the hands
- cupped as if moving to pull her toward him. I couldn't tell anything about the
- woman herself, her face, color of her hair or eyes, nothing about her
- appearance -- except for that vital area, the center of interest. The woman's
- body was visible only from a point halfway up her back down to the middle of
- her thighs. Pan's head was tilted to one side, as if he were leaning away to
- peer at her. One shaggy goat foot and cloven hoof was raised in the air, just
- visible at the bottom of the print. In the background, the red velvet drapery
- I'd seen in Webb's studio seemed melting red shadows. And suddenly I realized
- this was precisely the kind of photo Webb had used in the magazine, in _Wow!_,
- for that three-page spread featured each month. I thought, ... ? What in the
- hell? On his _wedding_ night? Something was fractured here. But Harry was
- saying, "Want me to retouch this?" He pointed at the left side of the center of
- interest, that charming derriere. Four small brown spots there formed an
- irregular rectangle. Freckles. "I should say not," I told him. "That's the most
- important part of the picture." He goggled at me. "You sick? There's more
- important things than freckles." "Not in this shot." It was true. But that
- question mark loomed even larger in my mind, and the questions came back. Why
- would Webb have taken this kind of picture -- _any_ kind of picture -- on the
- very night when his blushing bride had been returned to him? Webb had greatly
- enjoyed his photographic work, sure; he had even been a little eccentric; but
- not that eccentric. He had not been the kind of guy who would order a martini
- just to get an olive. Whatever the reason, this picture, clearly, had been
- taken by Webb last night, shortly before he'd been killed. So this was the girl
- I had to find. My other leads to her had so far come to nothing, led me
- nowhere. And it could be that none of those other leads would pan out, that
- they would fade away into nothingness. But even if so, all would not be lost.
- Now I had something solid to go on, something tangible. Maybe I still didn't
- know what the rest of the woman looked like, but I had a start. Not exactly a
- head-start, but a start. I knew where to go from here. I had a clue. I had a
- picture of her fanny. All I had to do was -- find it.
- * * *
- *FOUR* In the apartment once more, I mixed a drink, then got out my back issues
- of _Wow!_ Okay, so I'm a subscriber, and go to hell. In the front room with the
- very frisky, possibly half-drunk, still childless Neon Tetras, I settled on the
- big chocolate-brown divan, plopped my color print and twelve issues of _Wow!_
- on the highball-glass-scarred, scratched, cigarette-burned, kicked, and
- fallen-down-over coffee table, lit a cigarette, had a sip of my
- bourbon-and-water, and began the hunt. The first issue of _Wow!_, the September
- issue, had appeared one year ago. The twelfth issue, August, had only recently
- disappeared from the stands. In each of those issues the highlight had been the
- photo of a different girl. For the first three months, September, October and
- November -- or the months of autumn -- brunettes had been featured. The
- following three winter months, black-haired gals. Spring, blondes; and redheads
- for summer. It was a rather neat angle. Neater was the fact that in none of the
- twelve featured shots, though most were full-length photos, was the model's
- face in view. Occasionally a half profile, or a face veiled with the model's
- hair, but never a recognizable collection of features. It had been Webb's idea
- -- well-publicized in the magazine's pages -- that exactly one year after each
- model's first featured appearance in _Wow!_ the same model would again be
- featured. But on the second occasion she would be facing the camera instead of
- turned away from it. And each of the models was so frankly delectable that
- hundreds of thousands of guys were waiting in fevers of impatience for the
- head-on, you might say, shots of September, October, November, and so forth; to
- get, in a word, the rest of the picture. And a lot of good that did me.
- Assuming that the girl in my four-by-five print was Webb's wife; and knowing
- he'd told me she was one of the twelve Wow girls, I figured all I'd have to do
- would be to match my color print with one of the twelve photos in _Wow!_ If the
- vital area of the color shot matched the same area of June, then June was my
- gal. Only it wasn't that easy. I went through all twelve back issues and there
- wasn't a freckle in the lot. And without freckles -- well, let's tell the whole
- truth: there just isn't that much difference in the things. Especially in these
- superb examples, which were all edging toward, if not actually sitting on,
- perfection. They might vary a shade, a jot here, a tittle there, but hardly
- enough for positive identification. The absence of minor blemishes puzzled me
- until I remembered Harold's asking me if I wanted the shots "retouched."
- Undoubtedly any little flaw would have been retouched on the prints or
- transparencies before engravings were made for the magazine; and I knew Webb
- would have done all that work himself, in his home, if it were done at all. But
- I couldn't go back to his home for a while, that was sure. But I wasn't
- stumped, hadn't come to a dead end, so to speak. There was one avenue of
- investigation yet remaining. The twelve Wow girls themselves. No, I wasn't
- stumped. I just didn't exactly know how to go about it. * * * *
- I hated to do it, but after some serious thought I called the Medina police.
- Farley was in charge of the Webley Alden case, and I had to talk to him. It
- wasn't pleasant.
- I told him that the witness to the crime, the girl I'd mentioned in my
- statements last night, was one of the twelve girls featured in _Wow!_, and
- explained how she could be identified by those four vital freckles. Even as I
- said it, my words got slower, weaker, and sort of limped one after the other.
- Put into blunt words, to Farley, it sounded most peculiar even in my own ears.
- He roared at me for half a minute, then said, "You damned maniac! I guess I'm
- supposed to go all over California pulling pants down, huh? You'll have to
- figure out a better way to make me look like a raving idiot -- " "You figured
- that out yourself years ago. All you have to do is get a police matron to -- "
- "Drop it, Scott. If I hear even one word out of you again I swear I'll lock you
- up. For vagrancy if I have to. Obstructing justice." He snorted for a few
- seconds, then shouted, "_For perversion!_" He was losing his grip, but after a
- struggle he controlled himself. He said slowly, heavily, "Scott, where'd you
- get this idea, anyway? What're you trying to pull? What're you _really_ trying
- to pull?" I started to tell him, then stopped suddenly. I could not tell Farley
- about the photo I had. I'd neglected to mention removing the film holder from
- Webb's camera last night; and if I now told him I'd sneaked into Webb's home
- today and stolen that film from under the eyes of the police... I said, "It --
- I just know it, that's all." "Sure. Like you knew Webb was married. His _bride_
- kidnaped. Probably a jealous husband shot him. I checked personally with
- Honolulu -- even though I knew you were lying. There's no record Alden was
- married there. Believe me, Scott, any more of your games and you'll play the
- games in a cell. A _padded_ cell." "Webb didn't actually say he'd been married
- in Honolulu, Farley, but in the 'Islands.' He might have tied the knot on one
- of the other islands -- " "I told you to drop it, Scott. Listen, I got a call
- from _Wow!_ saying you'd been bugging them. I warned you -- " He broke it off
- as if something else had occurred to him. It had. He said slowly, "I also got a
- report somebody busted into Alden's place at nine-thirty this morning. Where
- were you then?" "Knock it off." "You got sprung at nine. It could have been
- you." "Sure. It was me. Of course. I _want_ to go back to your cozy clink. Your
- big boniness figured it out." The heavy sarcasm didn't quite convince him, but
- he dropped the subject. I was starting to feel as if walls were closing in on
- me. When he began chewing my ear again, I hung up. Well, I'd known it even
- before the call. But it was a sure thing now. I would get no help, no
- cooperation, from the Medina law; trouble I would get, no more. Anything that
- had to be done I'd have to do myself. Okay. So be it. I turned to the issues of
- _Wow!_ again. Beneath each featured shot was one name identifying the model. On
- an adjacent page was further information about the shot, including the full
- name -- or at least professional name -- of the girl. Starting with September,
- the models were: Sue, Jeannette, Eve, Raven, Loana, Dottie, Janie, Alma, Gay,
- Candy, Pagan, and Charlene. I checked the info on the adjacent pages of the
- magazines and started transferring it to a blank piece of paper. When I got
- through I had a list including the twelve months and twelve names:
- Autumn -- (brunettes)
- September: Sue Mayfair
- October: Jeannette Dure
- November: Evelyn Jans (Eve)
- Winter -- (black hair)
- December: Raven McKenna
- January: Loana Kaleoha
- February: Dorothy Lasswell (Dottie)
- Spring -- (blondes)
- March: Janie Wallace
- April: Alma Vellor
- May: Gay Bennett
- Summer (redheads)
- June: Candice Small (Candy)
- July: Pagan Page
- August: Charlene Lavel
- When I'd finished my list, I looked it over. So far that was all I knew about
- them. Except that one of them had four freckles. The problem now was to find
- them. I did know where one of the twelve girls could be found, since I knew
- that following her month in _Wow!_ each girl spent the succeeding month at the
- Algiers in Vegas. This was August; thus Miss July would be appearing at the
- hotel. I checked my list, called the Algiers, asked for Miss Pagan Page. It was
- too early in the day for any of the showgirls to be present, so I left my name
- and number, with a request that Miss Page phone me when she came in. I found
- one of the names in the L.A. phone book, another in the City Directory. These
- gals could be scattered all over, I was thinking; there ought to be an easier
- way ... and then a name floated into my thoughts: Orlando Desmond. If anybody
- knew where all twelve of the girls were currently, he would know. The _Wow!_
- Anniversary Party was, or at least had been, scheduled to come off in about a
- week, and Desmond was the boy chosen to oversee all the dandy activities. He
- had been chosen by vote of the twelve Wow girls themselves -- which will give
- you an idea that the instinct Desmond brought out in women was not merely the
- maternal instinct -- and had, therefore, been in touch with all of them during
- the last few days and weeks getting things lined up for the ball. Desmond lived
- in Medina. So that's where I was going -- back to Medina. I decided to take my
- color picture along. On the way out I put some fat, live daphnia into the
- neons' tank; nourishment for mama and papa. Or mama and mama. Or papa and papa.
- Some detective. I peered sourly at them and went down to the Cad. * * * *
- Orlando Desmond was called, in some circles, Dream-Eyes Desmond. He was a young
- and handsome bachelor who made feminine hearts go pitty-pat in a chorus like
- bongo drums stretching dear across the land. He'd made three movies in
- Hollywood, been in a couple of teleplays televised live from New York, and two
- or three times a year he "guested" on one of the numerous specials, singing a
- song or two and mentioning his latest movie or play seventeen or eighteen times.
- He was a "Personality" and actor, but primarily his fame grew from his singing.
- At least that's what it was called. Young women squealed and old women
- slobbered when he went bee-bee-bee -- he didn't go boo-boo-boo -- but to me his
- songs sounded like a small cat being crushed between two dogs. Or maybe I
- simply have no appreciation for the finer things. The house was barely inside
- the Medina city limits, two stories of rock and redwood, striking and
- attractive. I'd heard there was a protected swimming pool behind the house
- somewhere -- it was rumored that he swam there with lovelies, if not in the raw
- at least in the medium rare -- but the pool wasn't visible from the front door.
- Orlando was, half a minute after I rang. He looked sleepy and tired, and he
- blinked at me while I told him I was Shell Scott and wanted to talk to him.
- Finally he said, "Shell Scott? You're a detective, aren't you?" "That's right.
- I'd like a little help from you, if you don't mind." His expression said he did
- mind, but he opened the door wider. "Is it in connection with Webb's death?"
- "Yes. You heard about that?" "Papers had it this morning. And the police just
- left here. I got rather tired of being questioned -- by the police." I didn't
- say anything. Desmond led me inside, up a flight of cantilevered steps into a
- really beautiful living room. In the rear wall huge sliding glass doors opened
- onto a tiled patio roofed over with bamboo strips, sunlight slanting down
- through them onto the colored tile. A massive couch squatted next to a modern
- black fireplace on my right. Beyond the patio, through a lot of big green
- leaves and fern fronds, light glinted from the surface of a swimming pool. I
- told Desmond I liked the room, the whole place in fact, and he thanked me
- without scowling. He seemed almost pleased, as if his shorts had just stopped
- pinching. If he wouldn't sing, we probably wouldn't actually come to blows. He
- was a handsome devil, there was no denying that. About thirty, my age, possibly
- two or three years older. He was a couple of inches over my six-two, slender
- but well put-together, tanned the color of mahogany and with thick brown hair
- waving dizzily over his scalp. He wore a white chenille robe belted loosely
- around his waist, and open leather sandals. We sat in comfortable brocaded
- chairs and he said, "Well, what is it, Scott?" There was a splash in the pool
- then, several yards out past the patio's edge. I squinted that way but caught
- just a glimpse of black, and what looked like a swinging arm. Or leg. Into my
- mind, leaping wildly, came those rumors I'd heard about Desmond. I pulled my
- eyes back and said, "I understand you're sort of in charge of the Anniversary
- Party set for next week. Or is that off now?" He shook his head. "No, it's not
- off. The magazine will continue to be published. Without Webb, unfortunately.
- The decision was made to go ahead with the party, at Mr. Whittaker's home here.
- I'll be there." "Then you've been in touch with the twelve -- twelve stars of
- the party. Know where to reach them." He nodded again and I said, "Could you
- give me their addresses?" "Well ... I could," he said slowly. "It's information
- usually kept quite restricted." "All I want to do is ask each of them a
- question or two. As I said, it's in connection with Webb's death. I might get a
- lot of help from one of them." He frowned for a while, then said, "Well, in
- that case I suppose it's all right." He stood up. "Let me get my little black
- book." As he walked out of the room there was another splash from the pool
- area, but I couldn't see much through the massed ferns and tropical plantings.
- In a moment Desmond was back. His little black book was red, and about the size
- of an L.A. city directory. I got out the list I'd made from _Wow!'_s pages.
- Desmond read off the addresses and phone numbers and I jotted them opposite the
- names of the models. Then I took the four-by-five color print from my coat
- pocket, handed it to him and said, "Would you do me a favor and take a look at
- this?" He casually glanced at the picture. But then his eyes sort of riveted
- upon it and after a few seconds he said, "Do _you_ a favor?" Expectantly I
- asked, "Do you know who it ... she is?" He shook his head, seeming slightly
- dazed. Ah, these men, they're all the same. "No ... but I'd like to." He
- paused. "What prompted you to ask if I knew her?" "Well, I think she's one of
- the 'Women With Wow,' and since you've been in ... communication with all of
- them for some time, I thought, oh, one of them might have ... dropped a hint."
- That, I decided, was unclear even to me. But Desmond got it. "Ah," he said.
- "Ah, no. But possibly I could help you with a few discreet ... inquiries." "An
- excellent idea." "I presume you want to talk to each of the girls?" "That's
- right." "Well," he smiled finally, "at least I can help you there. Give you a
- start, that is." He looked toward the pool and called, "_Raven!"_ Raven? On my
- list was Raven McKenna -- December. Right then I discovered something about my
- thinking. I had by now memorized the list of names and, whenever I thought of
- one of the gals, into my mind popped the corresponding photo of her which had
- appeared in _Wow!_ I've mentioned that in none of those photos was the girl's
- face showing. So, horrible thought though it may be to some, each of those
- lovely girls was, to me -- a fanny. Whenever I thought of one of the names,
- _bang_, that's what flashed into my mind. How could it have been otherwise? It
- was all I had to go on. Believe me, friends, it could have happened to anyone.
- It could have happened to _you_. And I remembered December. Ah, how well I
- remembered December. Raven McKenna was, in the December fold-out photo, shown
- in the act of climbing from a swimming pool. Nude, as all the models were in
- such shots, she was going up the ladder, and the photographer had obviously
- been in the water, cooling off and shooting up. Let's be honest. There are
- myriad kinds of beauty. Sunsets and sunrises, a schooner on a blue sea with its
- spinnaker billowing, forests, mountains, all those wonders of Nature. But a
- shot like December has a natural attraction all its own. I remember when I
- first lamped that shot I had thought: if that's December, there'll be no winter
- this year. And now from the pool a clear feminine voice answered: "Yes?" "Just
- a second, Scott," Desmond said. "She's probably all wet, can't come in." He
- walked out. I sat there, thinking. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Then
- Desmond called, "Scott?" "Yeah?" "Come on out. Might as well talk here at the
- pool." I sprang up and zipped from the living room into the patio, across it
- and along a path of redwood rounds set in green dichondra, huge philodendron
- leaves and fern fronds slapping at my arms, and into the cleared area where
- Orlando Desmond's swimming pool was. Overhead was a latticed roof, to keep the
- direct rays of the sun out -- or to beep people living above from staring in.
- The pool was free-form, large, the water clear and sparkling, blue-tinted from
- the reflection of the pool's tiled walls. Desmond sat in one of several deck
- chairs next to a round metal table, and standing near him, facing me and
- leaning back against the table, was Raven McKenna. Let me tell you. We have
- come far from the day when a sight to drive men into frenzy was a girl with her
- shoes unlaced. We have come _far_ -- and I've come farther than most. But the
- sight of Raven McKenna in a black one-piece swimsuit was enough to make men
- come unlaced. She was tall, the mass of lustrous hair, heavy with water now
- from the pool, as black as the back of beyond; with bright lips and sparkling
- black, eyes, a question in the eyes and the answer on her lips; and she was
- curved in so many directions she looked sprained. When Raven McKenna was born
- and the doctor said, "It's a girl," he hadn't known the half of it. The
- doctor's massive understatement had been made, I guessed, about twenty-two or
- twenty-three years ago, and it had been just long enough. Desmond waved a hand
- casually at the girl and said, "Raven, Shell Scott." She smiled brilliantly and
- stepped toward me. The swimsuit she wore was different from most others I'd
- seen, and looked as if it were made from jersey. Jersey is not like most
- cloths, not thick and concealing; jersey is usually used for blouses or
- dresses, not for swimsuits; jersey is thin, soft, clinging; jersey should be
- used for swimsuits. Even dry that cloth would have molded itself to Raven's
- body, but now soaking wet it seemed almost to follow the delicate contours of
- each pore, to melt into the skin. Then Desmond finished the introduction.
- "Scott, Raven McKenna." "I remember December," I said. "I mean, I remember
- Raven -- How do you do, Miss McKenna?" "Mr. Scott." She smiled, teeth brilliant
- in the deep tan of her face. "How do you do? Won't you sit down? Orlando said
- you want to talk to me." We sat around the metal table. Raven crossed her legs.
- Both Desmond and Raven waited for me to get on with it. Quite suddenly the type
- of interrogation I'd previously planned for the Wow girls assumed new and
- appalling dimensions. It had been much easier with Orlando. I cleared my
- throat. "Miss McKenna, do you -- " I stopped. I couldn't go through with it.
- Besides, she'd probably deny it anyway. I took another tack. "Can you tell me
- anything about Webb's marriage?" She frowned slightly. "Webb's what?"
- "Marriage. Two days ago, in Hawaii." "Married! Webb? Webley Alden?" She seemed
- to think I was joking. "Uh-huh." "Why, no. Are you sure?" "Yeah. I'm trying to
- find the woman he married. Thought I'd start here with you." Frowning, she
- said, "Why in the world me?" Desmond broke in then. "That why you wanted the
- addresses of the twelve girls featured in _Wow!_ this past year, Scott?"
- "That's right," I said. "At least that's part of it" "And Raven's one of the
- twelve, of course." I nodded. Raven said, "He certainly didn't marry me."
- Suddenly she laughed, looked sideways at Orlando. They exchanged a glance, a
- private thing that didn't include me, as if they had a secret I didn't share.
- Undoubtedly they had plenty of secrets I didn't share. Then, still appearing
- amused, she said, "I assure you, Mr. Scott, it couldn't have been me." "Can you
- prove it? That, for example, you weren't in Hawaii two days and more ago?" "Of
- course I can prove it -- if I have to. I've been with Orlando much of the
- time." That glance between them again. "Is it so important?" "Pretty
- important." The eyes stopped flashing and she smiled at me. "Let me know when
- you want proof." I'm not sure what I might have said then, but Desmond
- interrupted. He was looking at me with dawning comprehension on his handsome
- face. "Scott," he said slowly. That photo ... I recall now you said it was --
- one of the twelve, you thought?" "That's right." "Yes, I see. Well, it's not
- ... Raven." He smiled with what I thought unnecessary smugness. "Couldn't be,
- old man. I can guarantee it." He could, could he? Old man, was I? He was still
- smirking, sort of dopily, I thought. I felt the faint stirring of an atavistic
- impulse, the waggling neurons of deeply buried racial memory, a cave-mannish
- instinct, a faint urge .... A faint urge to hit him right in the mouth. But he
- was going on. "Hope that makes your job easier, Scott. And, naturally, if I --
- learn anything, I'll let you know, old man." He was talking down to me now. "On
- the other hand, if you get to the bottom of this -- ah, settle the matter
- yourself, I'd be interested in knowing what you ... what the answer is."
- "Yeah." Raven looked from Desmond to me. "What in the world are you two talking
- about?" Desmond said abruptly, "Anything else, Scott?" It was one of the nicest
- ways he could have said, "Why in hell don't you blow, bud?" I said, "Guess
- that's all for now. Thanks a lot for the info." Raven said to me, "Would you
- like a swim?" I grinned. "Well ... I didn't bring my suit," I said slyly. "Oh,
- that's too bad." I got up. Desmond shook my hand and said to call on him if
- there was anything else he could do. Raven stood up gracefully, walked to the
- edge of the pool and leaned forward. Then she gave a little jump, and dived in.
- When she leaned forward, I, too, gave a little jump. I would have given much at
- that moment if she hadn't been wearing the swimsuit. And it's not what you
- think. At least, not entirely. Hell, maybe Desmond was lying. I walked to the
- patio and out through the house and down to the Cad, thinking that at least I
- was making a little progress. Now whenever I thought of Raven McKenna, of
- December, I would see black hair and dark eyes, a black jersey swimsuit and so
- on. That was progress?
- * * *
- *FIVE* By seven o'clock that night I had covered a lot of ground but seemed no
- closer to finding my girl. I'd located nobody at L.A. International Airport who
- remembered Webley Alden and his bride. I had managed to talk with the
- stewardess who'd been on the flight Webb and his new wife had taken from
- Honolulu to L.A.; she vaguely recalled Webb and a woman, but had only the
- haziest memory of the woman and couldn't describe her. I'd satisfied myself
- that there was as yet no trace of the girl at the morgue or in local hospitals.
- Then, in my apartment, I tried to reach the _Wow!_ girls by phone. Of the
- twelve, the only one who lived in the Islands was Loana Kaleoha, so my first
- call was to her home in Honolulu. I got no answer there; but I did manage to
- talk with several of the girls. One, Evelyn Jans, had been married for two
- years, which let her out. I checked further to be certain, and she'd definitely
- been in Michigan for the last month and a half. She couldn't possibly have been
- in Hawaii to marry Webb, so on my list I drew a line through the name of "Eve,"
- or November. June's Candice "Candy" Small was working as a model in a women's
- clothing store on Hollywood Boulevard and had been present each working day for
- the last three weeks, so a line went through her name. Sue Mayfair, September,
- lived in Hollywood. I gave her a call and she was home. She sounded very
- pleasant, said that she disliked the name Sue and asked me to call her Blackie.
- I didn't argue; nor did I tell her why I'd called, just that I wanted to talk
- to her. She asked me to come by and see her. About eight? Fine, I said, about
- eight. I'd learned that Miss October, Jeannette Dure, was starting an
- engagement tonight, Saturday, at the Club Parisienne, a small and intimate spot
- on Highland Avenue featuring dancing ecdysiasts -- strippers -- the club being
- only about a mile from Blackie's address. The first show would start at nine p.
- m., so I could see Blackie and then have time to catch Jeannette's act right
- afterwards. Little by little, I figured, I'd get there; just keep plugging
- away, nose to the old grindstone. There had been no reply to my call to Pagan
- Page, Miss July, so I phoned the Algiers again and asked for "The Wow Girl,"
- which was the title each girl carried for the month during which she appeared
- at the hotel. After two or three minutes a soft voice said, "hello?" "Miss
- Page?" "No, this is Charlie. Who's this?" "Shell Scott. But ... Charlie?"
- "That's just a nickname. It's Charlene. Charlene Lavel." "I thought you sounded
- more like a chick than a Chuck. But I understood Pagan Page was appearing at
- the Algiers this month." "She was, but I had to take over for her." I frowned
- at the phone. "What happened to Pagan?" "All I know is that I wasn't supposed
- to start here until the first of September, but Ed called me and asked if I'd
- come up a couple weeks early." "Ed Grey?" "Yes. The boss." "I know. How long
- ago was this, Charlie?" "Last night." It was like getting a small electric
- shock. "Last night, huh?" I said. "Where's Pagan now?" "I don't know. Nobody
- told me anything, just that I was to start work." That was very odd. Each of
- the girls, I knew, put in a month for five grand, which isn't hay. I wondered
- what had happened to Pagan, why she'd suddenly dropped out of the show. I said
- to Charlie, "I'll be in Vegas soon, probably tomorrow night. If you hear any
- more about Pagan, I'd much appreciate your passing it on to me then." "I guess
- I could. But probably I won't hear anything. Want me to ask somebody?" "No.
- Don't stick your neck out. It might -- and I'm serious -- be very dangerous.
- I'll talk to you when I get up there. Okay?" "All right. 'Bye." We hung up. I
- thought for a while about Ed Grey. He was a hood. But a respectable hood now,
- his days of personally muscling citizens largely behind him. Today he was
- tuxedoed, affluent, beaming. He owned -- or at least fronted for -- the
- Algiers, and I knew he made a mint from the place. And again I thought of
- Grey's club in Hawaii. I filed it all away to play with later, and got ready to
- call on Sue Mayfair -- Blackie. Before leaving I glanced at the photos of
- Blackie in the September issues of _Wow!_ Issues, plural, because Blackie had
- been the first Wow girl, a year ago, and consequently -- in line with the
- policy Webb had inaugurated before his death -- had started out the second
- year, again as September. A year ago she'd been phographed in a green and bosky
- glade, facing a small silver stream which trickled down a gentle slope. One leg
- had been outstretched, the toes dipping into the cool-looking stream, her body
- bent slightly to the side as though to help her keep her balance. Now, a year
- later, she graced the three-page foldout in _Wow!_ in the same pose, at the
- same stream. The picture had been shot from the opposite side of the stream
- this time, and the front view of Blackie Mayfair was almost enough to get the
- magazine confiscated by everybody from the local police to the Washington
- Senators. A strategically placed limb, bearing a few green leaves, barely
- forestalled official action. Blackie was a doll. Gorgeously contoured, of
- course; but also with a cute gamin face showing the start of a merry smile, and
- fluffy brown hair loosely waved. She looked fresh and healthy, happy and free,
- as if she belonged in that glade, with Nature's green around her and the silver
- stream to bathe in. I glanced at my watch, then put my four-by-five print into
- my coat pocket and went down to the Spartan's lobby. I took my time reaching
- the Cad, looking around carefully and casing the area. Nobody shot at me this
- time either. I tromped on the gas and headed for Blackie. She lived in an
- apartment building a couple blocks off Sunset Boulevard. I took the elevator to
- her floor and pressed the buzzer before her apartment. It was just eight p.m.
- She opened the door and smiled. "Hi. You must be Shell." "That's me. I
- appreciate your agreeing to see me." "It's a pleasure. Gee, you're a big one,
- aren't you?" She looked me up and down, then said, "Come on in, Shell." Blackie
- was a little shorter than I'd expected her to be, but she looked -- and acted
- -- warm and wonderful. She wore faded blue jeans and a heavy old cotton sweater
- that had shrunk enough from repeated washings, and was tight against her large
- breasts and little waist. She looked clean and sparkling, as if from repeated
- washings, too -- but _she_ hadn't shrunk. Her hair was black, not brown as it
- had been in the photos I'd seen, cut fairly short but still gently waved. It
- was a sweet, mischievous face, with plump lips and blue eyes bright as tears. I
- went inside. Soft dance music was playing from a hi-fi outfit somewhere, and
- there was a faintly perfumed scent to the air. Not cloying, but delicate and
- pleasant. Like the scented air, the living room in which we stood was soft and
- feminine, a comfortable blue divan with thick cushions, soft-looking chairs, a
- deep-piled pale blue carpet. Pastel paintings were on two of the walls. In
- front of the couch was a walnut coffee table, low and narrow. We sat on the
- divan and talked for a few minutes, just getting-acquainted conversation. She
- told me that she was a model, posed for photographs sometimes, often modeled
- clothing, had worked part-time as a cocktail waitress and had done a little TV.
- She was waiting for the break, the job that would really get her started.
- Blackie was easy to talk to, relaxed as the jeans and sweater she wore. "How
- was the month at Vegas?" I asked her. "Algiers? Oh, that was grand. I loved
- it." The bright blue eyes danced. "I've had a lot of offers since then. One
- good TV thing may come from it. You ever see the Algiers acts?" "Strangely
- enough, no. Not yet." "Well, each of the girls who goes there from _Wow!_ has
- three bits, you know, during the show. Like one of mine was, I was on stage in
- a beautiful evening gown. Just _fabulous!_ Only it didn't have anything except
- the front half to it. And when I turned around and walked off -- well, some of
- the customers just _squealed!"_ I was becoming infected by her enthusiasm.
- "I'll bet they did!" I said enthusiastically. But then I got a grip on myself
- and said, "Ah, but the reason I came up here, Blackie, is because of Webley
- Alden." "What about Webb?" "You didn't marry him a couple of days ago, did
- you?" "Marry him?" She laughed delightedly. "I didn't many _anyone_ a couple
- days ago. Why?" "Somebody shot him twice in the back last night." I threw it at
- her purposely. And as far as I could tell, her shock was genuine. She hadn't
- read the newspapers, hadn't heard about it. "Gee, Webb," she said finally. "He
- was such a nice guy." "That he was." She shook her head. "I've got to have a
- drink after that. How about you, Shell?" It was okay by me. She fixed me a
- bourbon-and-water, a gin-and-tonic for herself. Then she sat down next to me
- again and said, "I only saw him twice, when he took the pictures for the
- magazine. But I sure liked him." "The last time you saw him then was when he
- took the latest September shot?" "Uh-huh." She grinned. "You've seen them?"
- "Oh, yes. That first shot was one reason I subscribed to _Wow!"_ "Oh, you're
- sweet!" It was hard to carry one line of conversation on to its logical
- conclusion with this gal, but I said, "When did Webb take the September shot?
- The last one." "Two or three months ago. Quite a while." "And you're sure you
- haven't seen him since then?" "Sure I'm sure. Does it make any difference?"
- "I'll be frank, Blackie. I want to know if there's _any_ chance you could have
- met Webb in Hawaii during the last week or so. If you could have married him
- there, come back with him day before yesterday, and been in his house last
- night." It did sound a little peculiar at this moment, but I knew it had
- happened. _Somebody_ had met him and married him, come back to California with
- him. Blackie looked at me. "Have you lost your marbles?" "No." "Are you
- kidding?" "Nope." So she told me what she could. But the upshot of it was that
- she couldn't _prove_ anything. It was just silly, that was all. No, she hadn't
- been working for the last couple weeks or so, just taking it easy, lolling
- around the apartment reading and resting. Waiting for a call. "It's been kind
- of dead," she said. Then she brightened and smiled. "That's why I thought I
- might be glad for you to come up, when you called. I _am_ glad." I grinned at
- her. "So am I." Then I took the four-by-five color shot from my coat pocket and
- put it on the coffee table before her. "Just about the time Webb was shot,
- Blackie, he took this photo -- of somebody. The girl was there when it
- happened. Whoever killed Webb has been trying to put a few bullets into me,
- too, so you can guess how important it is for me to find the girl. That one." I
- pointed to the picture. "Trying to _shoot_ you?" "Yeah." After a long pause she
- took the color print in her hand, looked at it. "Who is it?" "That's what I'm
- trying to find out. I'm pretty sure she's one of the Wow girls." "Well, I sure
- don't know which one." After a moment she said, "Gee, she's pretty, isn't she?"
- Then she laughed. It struck me as funny, too, and we laughed together. I
- pointed out the freckles. Blackie didn't know anybody with freckles. In a
- moment she shook her head, passed the photo back to me and I returned it to my
- coat pocket. We'd finished our drinks, so without any comment she made a couple
- more and came back. She was frowning. "Shell, those -- freckles. I know how you
- could find them." "You do?" "Sure. Next Saturday's the Anniversary Party, you
- know." "Uh-huh." "Well, one of the reasons for the party is that all twelve of
- us girls are to be there. And they're going to take a big picture of all of us
- at once -- for the magazine. And all sorts of people are going to be guests."
- "Like who?" "Well, us girls. Mr. Whittaker -- he has money in the magazine and
- the party's to be at his home. Orlando Desmond, naturally. Some reporters, lots
- of people from the magazine, editors and all. And Mr. Grey and people from the
- Algiers." "Why Grey?" "Well, the girls always go there after their month in the
- magazine, you know. Besides, he _wants to_ come." "Uh-huh. That figures. Who
- else?" "You." "Me?" "Sure. That's how you find the freckles." "Do that again."
- "Well, this _picture."_ She grinned. "You know what _Wow!_ is famous for."
- "Yeah. Yeah." "Saturday night, all twelve girls are to be ready and pose for
- this _fabulous_ picture. We all twelve line up in a row and sort of bend
- forward -- just a little, you know. Away from the camera. Can you imagine?" "I
- can _see_ it." "And we'll all be wearing turtleneck sweaters and high-heeled
- shoes. I almost forgot that." "And that's the best part." I blinked. "Wait! Say
- that again." "We'll all twelve be wearing turtleneck sweaters and high-heeled
- shoes. That's all. Then they take the picture for the magazine." "You ... it'll
- never be printed." "Maybe it will. Even if it isn't, it ought to make a nice
- picture." Blackie had a pretty good gift for understatement, herself. Slowly it
- seeped in. I went over what she'd just said, and over it once again. When the
- vista finally solidified in my noodle, my senses reeled. I'll be truthful about
- it. I could see them there, gleaming in rosy light. Twelve of them spun around
- in my brain like lemons on a slot machine -- only, of course, there were no
- lemons in this bunch. No, this was a massive jackpot, an unbelievable vista of
- ... I shook my head and it went away. I shook my head again, but it wouldn't
- come back. "Blackie..." I said. "Blackie..." "Yes?" "Blackie..." "What is it,
- Shell?" "Blackie..." "You need another drink, maybe." "That's it. Boy, do I
- need a drink." She brought me a dark bourbon-and-water and I said to her,
- "Blackie ... Ah, this is really going to happen? I mean -- well -- you know --
- all the -- " "Yes. I've got my costume ready already." "Ready already?" "Yes.
- In the bedroom." Did I detect something sly in the tone she used? I looked at
- Blackie. She wrinkled her nose -- and you can bet that was the only part of her
- that wrinkled -- and smiled mischievously. I _had_ detected something. "Well,"
- I said, "that's swell. Yes, that's ... swell." "I really don't know about it,"
- she said. "I mean, I said I'd do it -- all the girls said they'd do it -- dear
- old _Wow!_ and all, you know, don't let the magazine down." "Well, hardly."
- "But, gee, I get all -- you know, when I think about it. Just in front of a
- camera isn't so bad, it seems like ... like..." "Like _Wow!_" "Yes, but at the
- party with _all_ those _people_ around -- maybe I chewed off more than I can
- bite." "Oh, I don't -- what?" "It's something a girl has to get used to. So
- during the day I try it on a couple times and walk around. Just to get the feel
- of it." I drank some bourbon-and-water which went down like water-and-water.
- "The turtleneck sweater, you mean? And high-heeled shoes?" "Uh-huh. I figure if
- I do it a little at a time then I won't be so embarrassed Saturday night."
- "That makes sense. Sort of try it out alone first?" "Yes. Than maybe with just
- one person looking. Then a couple, if I can find them." "Oh, you can find
- them!" "Then I'll be ready for the party." "That's very dear thinking, Blackie.
- Like wading into the water instead of splashing in all in a frenzy, like. Might
- keep you from getting all jazzed up and drowning, or is that ...?" "That's
- exactly what I thought. So far I've just walked around here alone. Now I'm
- ready to try it with somebody." "Blackie..." "You wouldn't mind, would you,
- Shell?" "Mind?" "Helping me? I've just _got_ to do something to -- to overcome
- my shyness. Get ready for the party, and the -- the big push Saturday night."
- "I'll do anything I can, dear. You can get ready for the -- the big push with
- me, if you'd like. I know what it is to be shy ... I think. Why, it's just like
- meeting the kids in school, kid, and then you maybe even _like_ school...." I
- had to stop, my mind had gone gooey on me. I didn't know what I was saying.
- "Oh, thanks, Shell," Blackie said. "You're a real friend." And with that she
- jumped up and trotted off into the bedroom. Before I finished my drink, which
- was pretty fast, she was back. I'd heard a drawer or two slam, and some soft
- rustling noises, and then she stuck her head around the door and peeked at me.
- I peeked at her. She said, "Close your eyes, will you?" "Close my _eyes?_
- That's sort of defeating -- " "Just at first. So I can get, oh, into the swing
- of it." "O-h-h-h," I said, sort of long drawn out. "Promise?" "Okay, I
- promise." And I closed my eyes. On a case like this, I was thinking, I suppose
- something like this was bound to happen. I heard her walking around, but I
- didn't peek. I had given my word. And I wanted it back. After what seemed a
- long, long time, when she still hadn't told me I could open my eyes, I said,
- "Well, hell, you could at least _describe_ it to me." "Well, it's just like I
- said, Shell. I've got on the turtleneck sweater -- it's blue, by the way."
- "Blue." "Uh-huh. And high-heeled pumps. They're blue, too. And that's all. You
- know, Shell, it really feels good, too. You can feel the breeze and all." "I'll
- bet." She sighed. "I guess I'm ready now." "I guess I'm ready now, too." "You
- can open your eyes." They were already halfway up. And then they went the rest
- of the way, almost with a snap, like defective window shades go and spin about.
- Blackie had just passed in front of me, going from my right to my left. She
- walked across the room, clear to the wall, hips swinging in the graceful,
- sinuous movement as old as woman and as new as I felt. She started to turn.
- Blackie, in tight blue jeans and that old sweater, had been gorgeous, shapely,
- more woman all by herself than in most complete chorus lines -- but now, in her
- "costume," she was undulatory adrenalin, an ambulatory coronary. I looked at
- her as she walked back across the room and past me, hips moving with that
- infinitely provocative sway and swing, big breasts trembling beneath the
- sweater. Twice she walked the length of the room and then as she reached the
- far wall again I said, "Blackie, I'd better tell you something." She turned,
- her back against the wall, laughing. "You don't have to tell me." And this time
- she walked toward me.
- * * *
- *SIX* I made it to the Club Parisienne just in time for the second show. After
- leaving Blackie I had almost decided to let the Club Parisienne go hang. At
- least until tomorrow night. But time was of the essence. With guys shooting at
- me and getting close, I couldn't wait for the grand conclusion of my search
- until the Anniversary Party a week away. I couldn't lie down on the job at this
- point. No, I had to keep plugging ahead, nose to that old grindstone. Work,
- work, work. Ah, the life of a private eye -- it's rough. But after all, I
- thought, you've got to go sometime, and it's a wonderful way to die. Hell, it's
- a wonderful way to _live!_ But I was a little worried. Blackie was now
- positively crossed off my list. But if I kept eliminating girls this way, the
- girls would eliminate me. Such were the philosophical thoughts dancing in my
- head as I parked the Cad and started walking the half block to the Club
- Parisienne. And because of those thoughts I was more preoccupied than I would
- normally have been. The memory of that wicked slug snapping past my head this
- afternoon had almost been shoved clear out of my head. I wasn't even thinking
- about guns, or tough guys. So I walked right into them. Later I would wonder
- how it had happened that they were there, in the alley close by the Club
- Parisienne. Later -- there wasn't time for that kind of thinking then. I saw
- the first guy, lounging against the brick of the building. It didn't mean
- anything. Just a guy to me. I was walking along Highland, and the club was
- thirty or forty feet ahead. Hot, loud music pulsed inside the Parisienne, loud
- enough to be dearly heard even here. The gaudy neon sign above the entrance
- spilled pale colors over the sidewalk, on the man leaning against the building;
- reached out softly to touch me. I was walking across the alley's mouth. The man
- was just past the alley, a cigarette hanging from his lips. The alley's
- darkness grew into deeper blackness on my right. When I was centered before the
- alley, foot swinging forward in a step, somebody out of sight in the alley's
- blackness said sharply, "Scott! Shell Scott." I turned to look, peered into the
- darkness. I felt, more than heard, the man move away from the wall on my left.
- I'm an old hand at this business. I have been jumped a time or two, and if I do
- say so myself, I've learned. The hard way, maybe, but I've learned. Even on top
- of all the unarmed defense and judo training and bloody rip-gut fighting I got
- saturated with in my years as a Marine, I've had cons and muscle men and punk
- hoodlums in my hair, and picked up some new tricks from them. But this time I
- was as wide open as a Vassar sophomore. My thoughts hadn't come back from that
- lotus land where they'd been floating in perfumed pastures -- not, at least, as
- far as a dark alley and a swinging sap. I stared into the alley. The man moved
- on my left. I heard him. But dimly, dully. I kept staring too long -- almost
- too long. The sap must have been swinging down, almost against my skull, before
- I woke up. I moved then, in a hell of a hurry, down and to the side, legs
- bending and then the muscles tightening hard and tensed to spring. It helped.
- Not enough to get me out of the way. The sap landed, slammed the side of my
- head. My movement had kept the leather-wrapped bat from hitting me solidly,
- squarely. The blow struck as my skull was moving away from it and I didn't go
- out. But it was enough. The muscles in my legs just wouldn't spring. I felt my
- knee hit the cement beneath me. I had no memory of falling, just the sudden
- sharp pain in my knee. For a moment I couldn't move. A hand slapped my coat
- pockets. "Got it," the guy said softly. I couldn't see him, but I knew he was
- lifting the sap again. I heard him grunt. And I heard the quick shuffling of
- feet deeper in the alley. Sudden alarm sent a current of energy through my
- body. Somehow I knew -- the quiet, swift attack from the side, the quick
- purposeful movement of those others toward me -- that this wasn't just a
- beating or mugging. These guys were out to kill me. It gave me enough strength
- to fall prone on the cement and roll. The sap came down silently again, but
- barely slapped my back as I fell. I rolled farther -- into the alley. As I came
- over onto my knees I thudded against the legs of a man. I got one hand against
- the asphalt below, swung the other balled into a fist up between those legs.
- The guy vomited noise, and I rolled again. This time I got onto my feet.
- Something flashed in the dim light, slashed toward my face. I jerked my head
- and it scraped my chin. I could see the man before me, not clearly, but well
- enough to set him up. I slapped my left hand across my body, grabbed the hard
- object he'd tried to fait me with, yanked up. His arm went into the air. He was
- wide open for a split second. It was all the time I needed. I swung in toward
- him, right hand open, palm up and fingers stiff, driving for the soft,
- unprotected solar plexus, that vital little spot beneath the inverted V of the
- ribs. My fingers went in hard. Hard enough. One soft sound he made, and then he
- fell. The man I'd first hit with my fist was bent double, staggering along the
- sidewalk, half trotting. As my eye caught him he went out of sight. I got
- barely a glimpse of him -- past the bulk of the third man, close on my left
- now. I didn't see the sap, but that third man must still have had it in his
- hand. The movement of his body, the dropped shoulder, told me he had it, was
- slamming it toward me again. I fell backwards, kicked his kneecap. He slammed
- down over my other foot. I rolled to my feet, slapping the .38's butt under my
- coat as he got to one knee, nipped the gun out. As he started up again, toward
- me, I moved my right foot out to steady myself, aimed at his chest and pulled
- the trigger. The gun cracked, but the shot went past him. When I'd moved my
- foot it had thumped into the man lying unmoving on the asphalt, jarring me and
- ruining my aim. I missed, but that was enough for him. He turned and ran. I
- jumped to the alley's entrance, but he was almost at a car parked down the
- street past the Parisienne's neon sign. I heard the engine roar as he jumped
- through the car's already open door. The staggering guy must have made it to
- the car, started it, while that third man and I were still scuffling. I leveled
- my gun at the car, then let it drop as two men came out of the Parisienne's
- entrance, weaving drunkenly. The car sped away. I stepped back into the alley,
- leaned against its brick wall. Three of them there'd been. Waiting for me. Not
- a shot had been fired except for the one I'd triggered at the last man. Nobody
- seemed to have noticed the single sharp sound, half muffled in music from the
- club. The three who'd been here must have wanted this to be done silently,
- without attracting attention. It could have been handled that way. If that
- first blow had landed squarely, the second and third and fourth from the sap or
- a gun butt would have spilled my brains from the shattered skull case. And why?
- Not a sound during the whole time except the scuffling, the grunts, the scrape
- of feet on asphalt. And the man's yell when I'd hit him. Then I remembered the
- two soft words, "Got it." I felt in my pockets. The photo was gone. That little
- four-by-five color photo. I couldn't figure it. This cold-blooded -- and
- professional -- attempt at beating a man to death? For that picture? Maybe. But
- there was sure more to this than I'd guessed. I'd got a glimpse of one man's
- face, the guy who'd tried to sap me, the one I'd fired at and missed. A stupid
- face, big loose lips. A big guy. I'd seen that face before and after a few
- seconds I remembered who he was. Slobbers O'Brien was his name. He was a mugg.
- I didn't know who he worked for, but I knew the kind of work he did. Especially
- now I knew. The two people who'd come from the Parisienne were passing the
- alley now, a yard or two from me. One of them stopped, stabbed his mouth with a
- cigarette and flicked on a lighter. The glow warmed the alley's mouth. I looked
- down at the man still near my feet. He didn't move. Probably he was dead. He
- had fallen hard on his face, and blood had spilled from his mouth. It lay in a
- glistening black pool touching his lips. There would be a lot more blood, from
- his burst aorta, spilled inside him. The lighter flicked out and the two men
- walked away. I knelt, felt for the man's pulse. But he was dead. I grabbed his
- arms, dragged him far down the alley, dumped him by a trash can. Then in the
- flickering fire from my lighter I looked at his face. Somewhere in my mind
- memory stirred. I'd seen those features, too, but I couldn't place them. I went
- through his pockets. A sheaf of bills held with a metal clip, that was all.
- Nothing else, no identification. I left him there, walked to the front of the
- club. In the brighter light at the entrance I checked my clothes, couldn't find
- any rips, or smears of blood. My bead throbbed painfully, a grinding ache
- pulsing against my skull. Inside the club a high-voiced master of ceremonies
- was saying something in a tone of sheer happiness. Then the music swelled
- again. I heard some whistles. Slow, draggy music with a heavy beat that's like
- a trademark for a certain kind of dance, vibrated in the air. On my right was a
- signboard telling some of the exciting things to be seen inside. On my left was
- one of the exciting things. It was a life-size photo of a lovely girl wearing,
- as far as I could tell, only a white-fox stole. It covered up enough of her so
- that you could see only that there was quite a bit of her. Slanting across the
- front of the photo was the name: Jeannette Dure. Jeannette. October. And into
- my mind, _bang,_ a long-limbed, lissome, lovely lass lying on her side -- back
- to the camera, of course -- front to the leaping red flames in an open
- fireplace. Everything was red, the fire, the highlights in her rusty brown
- hair, the sheen of her skin, even the shadows of the dusky room were suffused
- with the reddish glow. It was the kind of item the devil would keep in a
- separate room of hell -- adjoining his own. I lit a cigarette, dragged the
- smoke deep, and went inside.
- * * *
- *SEVEN* The Club Parisienne looked about as much like Paris as I look like
- Whistler's Mother. I think it was one of those deals where the new management
- takes over and keeps the old sign to save on expenses. Though I'd not
- previously visited the Parisienne, I had heard about it. That's why I hadn't
- visited it. This had come to be the end of the line for gals who had stripped,
- and stripped, and stripped, until it just wasn't worth it any more, whereupon
- they had taken their sock full of money and retired to a farm someplace with
- their old G-strings and memories. Once in a while it was even suspected that
- some of the gals had come back to the Parisienne from the farm. It got so bad
- that when a girl came out to dance the customers didn't yell, "Take it off!"
- but "_Keep it on!_" Until about three months ago, that is. Then the management
- had inaugurated the policy of paying _one_ good gal good money to put on an act
- which would at least take a customer's eyes off the ice in his glass. The
- reason? Nobody was coming to the Club Parisienne any more. So, innovation.
- Nothing else had changed, the usual gals stomped about and cracked their joints
- waggishly, but now there was something, not just to listen to, but to _see._
- Three months ago, I'd heard: good. Two months ago: great. Last month: terrific.
- And now: Jeannette Dure. Jeannette Dure, the prize of the pack, the pick of the
- peelers, the peak of the peek. Jeannette Dure -- October. Here, the girls
- danced on the bar. Here, whatever the girls did, they did it on the bar. The
- ceiling was low, and when the gals really got wound up they could put their
- arms over their heads and press their hands on the ceiling for leverage. It
- was, understandably, a pretty wide bar. It was also U-shaped, and there was a
- lot of it. But not a stool was empty. And to see what I had come to see, it
- wouldn't do to be way off at one of the tables. I found the headwaiter. Yes, I
- wanted a seat at the bar; no, I didn't want to kick some poor devotee of the
- dance away; yes, I had ten dollars. Lovely, an extra stool squeezed in at the
- bar would be lovely. So I sat at the bar between two guys who may not even have
- known I'd squeezed in, and ordered a drink. The two guys were looking, not at
- the gal dancing, but at the entrance through which -- soon, now, their
- hopefully bugging gazes told me -- Jeannette would sinuously glide. I could
- understand why they weren't watching the current performer. The current
- performer was about out of current. She had by now taken off all her clothes
- except for the bare minimum required by law, but even without it this gal would
- have had the bare minimum required by law. She was acting pretty sporty up
- there, but she had no visible means of sport; and she didn't look nude, she
- just looked bald. I closed my eyes, gulped some bourbon, thinking: here's not
- looking at you, baby; and when I opened them she was gone. Down went the music,
- on came the happy M. C., on with him and up with the music. From the draped
- curtain yards to my left, and onto the bar, came a woman. Jeannette? No, not
- Jeannette. This was not October. Or if it was, it was October of 1897, which
- was a bad year to begin with. She sidled around with a sort of "Oh, pfui!"
- attitude, to the strains of Oriental music. She started out in an Egyptian
- costume, and she should have left while she was merely behind. This one looked
- like _Big_ Egypt. I figured her measurements were about 40-30-40, but,
- unfortunately, not in that order. It ended. All things pass. It seemed to take
- a hell of a time, though. And then down with the music, on with the M. C., off
- with him. And up with the music. But this time there was a difference. Even the
- music had a different beat. It was a slow, sweet melody I'd never heard before.
- Sweet, but with. a hot gut-bucket rasp barely audible, weaving through it like
- whispers in a bedroom; the sweetness of sex, the rasp of a voice tight in a
- soft throat. The curtains parted on my left, and Jeannette was there. Still in
- shadow, dim, not dearly visible. But the white fox wrap bloomed in the dark.
- Then she came on. Slowly, proudly, with a flair and an air of unconcern, almost
- as if she were alone and these hundreds of hot eyes were not upon her. She
- strutted, nude flesh gleaming where the white stole didn't hide it, long brown
- hair forward over one shoulder, long lovely legs flashing with each strong
- step. You wouldn't think a woman could do what she was doing. Could step out
- onto a bar -- not a stage or dance floor -- a bar, ringed with guys breathing
- beerily through open mouths, lusting for her even now when she'd not completed
- even a quarter circuit of the track, in a dive, a dump, following the women
- who'd just been out here before her, and still look like a queen. But she did
- it. There were no yells, no whistles. The men sat quietly, just looking. She
- was beautiful, with high cheekbones and full parted lips, she had a marvelous
- figure, yes; but she had something more. She had authority, command. And she
- liked what she was doing. I liked it, too. She walked once around the bar,
- moving the white fox over her skin like a caress, as if it gave her a sensual
- pleasure that thrilled her from head to toes, and in between, especially in
- between. Then her movements quickened a little, the white wrap moved farther
- from her body, more daringly. I'd have sworn she had nothing on under the wrap,
- nothing at all, but I might have been wrong. She never completely got rid of
- the white fox stile, but at the end it was only a prop, a flailing white blur
- in the soft lights. Jeannette seemed to tremble, to quiver, more an emotion
- than a movement, as if a shudder started inside her, reached her flesh, reached
- all of us watching her. She was out there quite a while. She was the star, what
- everyone had come to see. At the end she was motionless for a moment, limp,
- appearing exhausted. But then she straightened up, the firm breasts thrust
- forward, light caught the smoothly flaring hips, and she walked off.
- Unconcerned again, trailing the white fur behind her. The place started
- thinning out fast. I'd seen what I'd come to see, and there had been a
- spotlight on part of Jeannette part of the time. She was in the clear. But I
- went back and talked to her, to be sure. No, she hadn't married Webley Alden.
- No, she hadn't posed for a picture lately. Of course, I'd already known that.
- But it was a lovely talk. I left, after the crowd. Then I crossed Jeannette
- Dure, October, off my list. And put her down on another one. The next morning,
- Sunday, I woke up, after eight hours of sleep, with that glad-to-be-alive
- feeling. I wondered why for a bit, then realized it was because I wasn't dead.
- My head hurt, my knee hurt -- I hurt in several places. But I was alive and
- ready to go again. No bullet holes were in me. Today, I thought, to the
- Algiers. To Charlene Lavel -- and Ed Grey. But first I had a chore. That dead
- face I'd seen in the alley last night, I had seen somewhere when it was alive,
- I felt sure. And if the man was, as I also felt sure, a hoodlum of any local
- note or renown, then his chops should be in the Mugg File down at the LAPD
- Along with Slobbers O'Brien. So after a breakfast of coffee and sticky mush, I
- headed down the Hollywood Freeway toward L.A. and the Los Angeles Police
- Building. It took me three hours, flipping the big pages of the Mugg Books,
- looking at the faces. Ugly faces, handsome faces, every kind of faces. And then
- I saw him. The guy in the alley. His name was Danny Ax. Twice arrested for
- homicide, twice acquitted. Arrested on ADW, acquitted. Assault, charges
- dropped. One bit at San Quentin for shooting a man in the stomach. The man
- lived. Danny got out in a year and a day. He wouldn't get out this time. And
- then the memory threads tied in their knot. I remembered where I'd seen him,
- where I'd heard the name. Las Vegas. Supposed to work for Ed Grey. I've always
- liked the drive from L.A. to Vegas. Through only a few towns after San
- Bernardino, but a lot of flat, dry desert, much of it on four-lane freeways.
- Then, like a concrete and neon oasis: Fabulous Las Vegas. That's what they call
- it there. And they're right. It is fabulous. The town is lousy with hoods, but
- there are a lot of good, clean people there, too -- most of them, in fact. The
- citizens of the city are like citizens anywhere else, with kids, schools, a
- whole raft of churches, up in the morning and to bed at night like the rest of
- us. But the town never sleeps. The clubs stay open, the wheels spinning. All
- night long the money pours over the tables; the white, powdered breasts spill
- over the low-cut gowns; the liquor flows over the bars. Old women play slot
- machines for hours, wearing gloves to protect their withered hands. But you
- can't help getting caught up in the pleasant tension, the telepathy of
- excitement, the sense of big things doing, something always going on. I don't
- gamble much; in a goofy kind of way I like to earn my dough, not win it. But I
- love to stand at the wheels or crap tables, placing a bet now and then, and
- drinking in the pulse of the town, smelling it, feeling it at the base of my
- spine. I had a little different feeling this time, as I came over the flat
- desert down the long road that ends in the Strip. A tightness at the base of my
- skull and in the muscles of my back. There was too little I knew about what was
- going on. Why the kidnaping ... murder ... shots at me. And that alley play
- last night. The case was getting more complex, not the simple affair it had at
- first appeared to be. I had by now either talked to by phone or seen nine of
- the Wow girls. All of them had denied any knowledge of Webb's marriage. So
- either the girl I was after was one of the three I'd been unable to contact --
- Loana Kaleoha, Dorothy Lasswell, Pagan Page -- or else one of the nine others
- was lying. Or... An odd thought struck me then. Or Webb himself had been lying.
- But that didn't make sense, and I shrugged it off. Maybe Charlene Lavel could
- tell me a little more. I drove past the Dunes, Sands, Flamingo. Up ahead I
- could see the top of the Algiers. Ed Grey's little 500-room hideaway. Where the
- Wow girls wowed 'em. Let me tell you how it happened that the girls went from
- the pages of _Wow!_ to the stage of the Algiers. It's a short story of now, of
- this year, and of Las Vegas today. Las Vegas keeps getting just a little
- bolder. A little more push of the customer instead of pull. A little more
- naked. A little harder. And the Algiers is a big part of it. It started when
- the Vegas clubs had a little war, sort of friendly. As more and more hotels
- went up on the Strip, competition for the tourist and gambling money got more
- intense. The shows in places like the Riviera, Desert Inn, El Rancho Vegas, all
- the rest, were what pulled the money-spenders into the clubs. The club with the
- best-pulling show usually pulled in the most gamblers. And that's where the
- money is on the Strip, in gambling, from the gamblers. Soon the club owners
- were spending so much money for the shows, the top acts, that it would have
- been difficult for them to pay more without printing it themselves. An
- agreed-upon price ceiling went out the window fast. Show costs soared.
- Something else was needed. The next angle was to add something to the show
- itself. Came the Stardust Hotel -- and the Lido de Paris. The shapely _femmes_
- from France. When the first bare-breasted French lovely cavorted out onto the
- Stardust stage, U.S. entertainment history was made. Bare breasts, ah ... how
- to fight this? Another club followed with bare-breasted showgirls, then
- another. It was still good fun, but the novelty was wearing off. It wasn't an
- exclusive drawing card any more. What next? Where would it all end? You guessed
- it. Ed Grey subscribed to _Wow!_ When he lamped that first glorious behind
- beckoning so coyly and yet shockingly from the pages of _Wow!_ a great light
- went off in his head. It is said that, in the presence of three witnesses, he
- leaped straight up in the air shouting: "That's it! That's it! _Fannies!_" It
- was thought for a while that Grey would have to be put away, be put under
- observation -- but it was not Ed Grey that was put under observation. No, then
- it was that he and Webley Alden got their heads together. Came the agreement
- whereby for five thousand dollars a month the Wow girl would, immediately
- following her appearance in the magazine, when interest was at its peak, so to
- speak, grace the stage of Ed Grey's Algiers. Well, you know how it worked out.
- The girls were a huge success. It became necessary to tip headwaiters as much
- as forty dollars for a good seat. It was a natural. Built-in publicity for both
- the magazine and Algiers. So far, Grey's was the only club which featured ...
- well, what Grey's club featured. But soon, inevitably, others would invade the
- field. Grey didn't have a patent on it. So in a few more months the novelty,
- the exclusiveness, would wear off again. And, I wondered: what next? I pulled
- into the curving drive before the enormous and ornate facade of the Algiers.
- I'd been here before, but only as a stop on the Strip, while roaming the town,
- hitting the bars and clubs. I'd even seen Ed Grey, though we hadn't met. Always
- smooth, well-groomed, slim as a dancer, he moved sometimes through the rooms,
- looking over the house and estimating the take. He was affable, smiling, but
- he'd never spoken to me. He was going to speak to me this time. The Algiers was
- big, not the biggest spot on the Strip, but it had 500 rooms for guests, and
- offered plenty of entertainment. The big room, for the dinner crowd and main
- show, was the Arabian Room, which would seat over a thousand people; and there
- were three smaller cocktail lounges, the Casbah. African Room, and the Oran
- Bar. The hotel's facade was modern-Vegas, a lot of rock in shades of brown and
- beige, vertical yard-wide strips of wood running up and down its face, sand
- color alternating with charcoal. A bit gaudy. But Las Vegas is a bit gaudy. It
- was about seven-thirty p.m. when I parked my Cadillac in front of the Algiers.
- Five minutes later I had a drink in the Oran Bar, then started looking for a
- guy named Dutch, one of my friends who worked the Vegas clubs. I knew he was
- currently here at the Algiers -- more important, he had eyes and ears that
- didn't miss a thing, plus the inquisitiveness and curiosity of a writer. If
- there was news to be had, I could get it from Dutch. The entire center of the
- Algiers was one huge oval room filled with roulette wheels, dice and blackjack
- tables, slot machines lining the walls -- all the accouterments of easy money
- the hard way. The Arabian Room and smaller lounges all were reached from the
- central gambling area. In order to eat or get a drink or see a show, the
- customers had to pass by and among the wheels and tables on their way in, pass
- them again on their way out. And all the long way in and out they listened to
- the click of the little ivory roulette ball, the cry. "_There's a winner!_" the
- laughter and drunken conversation of sober people, the even louder cries and
- whoops of drunks, the whir of the slots -- the Algiers siren song. But here
- there were no masts to chain yourself to, and these cats were none so strong as
- Ulysses. So a lot of fun was had in the Algiers. But a lot of money was lost
- here, too. A lot of self-respect. A lot of wives, and husbands. A lot of
- dreams. I got a few silver dollars from a redhead at one of the change booths.
- Her green eyes were heavily ringed with dark pencil, thin painted lines
- slanting up at their corners to make them look even larger, her dress green
- velveteen cut very low. Her big green eyes looked tired; her big half-bare
- breasts looked bored. As if they'd been the life of too many parties, and known
- too many small deaths of mornings after. She smiled at me and said "Hi," and I
- said "Hi," and walked away. It started settling in my bones then. This wasn't
- going to be a happy trip. The people milled around me, the wheels gleamed in
- the light, laughter spilled on the air. But I couldn't shake the feeling. I
- wandered around. My silver dollars melted away, foolishly in the slot machines,
- a bit less foolishly on number seven at roulette. Then I spotted the guy I
- knew, short, square-faced, happy-go-lucky Dutch. He was dealing at one of the
- dice tables. I got some five-dollar chips, stepped up to the table near him.
- His fingers moved like a magician's as he stacked chips, pushed two short
- stacks to a winner, relaxed. He caught my eye then, raised a brow and nodded
- but didn't speak. The stick man, wielding his long L-shaped stick expertly,
- scooped in the dice, passed them down to a fat man. "They're coming out," he
- said. The next shooter was fat, but he had a pinched face and a worried
- expression. He didn't look like a winner to me. "Twenty dollars they don't
- pass," I said, and dropped four of my chips on the Don't Pass line. He rolled a
- nine. Then five ... five ... eight ... seven, "Seven a loser," the stick man
- said. Dutch added four more chips to mine. "Buy you a drink?" I said. "Sure."
- He glanced at his watch. "I've been on third base ten minutes now. Ten more and
- I get a twenty-minute break. How you been, boy?" He didn't expect an answer. I
- left my money on the Don't Pass line. The next shooter rolled a four and then a
- seven. I picked up my eighty bucks, told Dutch I'd be in the Oran Bar, and
- left. When Dutch slid onto the black leather stool next to me he'd sloughed off
- his job like a snake leaving its skin. He was relaxed and grinning. "Out
- amongst 'em again. Shell, you old rip?" "Business, Dutch. I'm about to please
- Ed Gray like cyanide in his soup. You might get a little poisoned yourself just
- being seen with me." "Ah, nuts to them all. I can always go back to the farm."
- It was a standard phrase of his. Except for his work here on the Strip, the
- only time he'd been outside the city limits of anyplace was when on his way to
- another city. But at least he wasn't worried about talking to me. So I said,
- "What's with Danny Ax and Slobbers O'Brien?" "What's with 'em? I don't know,
- chum. They hang around here to fetch and carry for Ed. Bums, both of them. I
- wish that Ax cat would drop dead." "He did. Last night in an alley." "Who
- what?" "I leaned on him too hard in a soft spot. He was at the moment trying to
- beat my brains out. Along with Slobbers and another egg. I didn't catch his
- name." Dutch whistled softly. "Then what in hell are you doin' here?" "They do
- work for Ed Grey? Slobbers too?" "Yeah. Some work they do." "So I've got to ask
- Ed about that." "Ask Ed?" He pulled his brows down and looked straight at me.
- "Scott, if the squirrels around here are smart, they'll store you away for
- winter. Don't let Grey's looks fool you." "They don't." I knew what Dutch
- meant. Grey could be a nasty surprise, like breaking a tooth on a marshmallow.
- He didn't look tough, but he was. His boys did jobs for him, but nothing he
- couldn't do as well -- or better -- himself. I went on, "How about this Pagan
- Page? I get the word somebody had to replace her. How come?" "I don't know. She
- was here till Friday night." He thought a minute. "Actually, the night before
- was her last show. She did the Thursday night shows, and Charlie started
- Saturday. Nobody did the bits Friday night." "No word why she left so
- all-of-a-sudden?" He shook his head. "And you haven't seen her around, heard
- anything about her since?" "Not a whisper. Maybe she and Ed had a beef. Lovers'
- quarrel." "Lovers? Was it like that?" "_Ed_ is like that. He likes variety. But
- he gave her the orchid-and-champagne campaign, pretty trinkets -- the lavish Ed
- Grey act. He's good at it. It usually works." "Did it work with Pagan?" He
- rubbed a finger alongside his nose. "You've got me. All I know is they spent a
- lot of time together. But Ed's always spending a lot of time together -- with
- somebody. Just so it's not his wife." "That's right, I'd forgotten he was a
- married man." "So has Ed." Dutch glanced past me. "You mentioned Charlie. There
- she is. A lot of the gals come in about this time for a drink or two before the
- first show. It's at nine." It was just eight p.m. now. I looked toward the
- front of the room. A striking redhead was coming in the door. She was a big
- girl, naming red hair cut short, a pretty rather than beautiful face. She wore
- a smoothly-fitting white-nylon cocktail dress with thin rhinestone-beaded
- straps over her bare shoulders. She walked past us and down toward the other
- end of the bar, slid onto a stool. She was Just close enough so I could hear
- her say, "Fix me a martini, Tom. Dry. No vermouth." "Show's going great," Dutch
- said to me. "So I've heard." "No kidding, this is the biggest thing that's hit
- Vegas yet. If the Arabian Room was twice as big we could fill it. Especially if
- we had another month like February." "What was so special about February?"
- "Biggest draw we ever had, that's all. Even bigger than the month before when
- that Raven dish was here with Orlando Desmond." "Desmond? I heard he did a
- month or so in the club. He was here when Raven McKenna starred, huh?" "Yeah.
- Em-ceed and sang. Sang -- he sounds like Little Bo Peep, don't he?" "I'm on
- your side. Tell me more about those big months." Raven McKenna was _Wow!'s_
- Miss December, and thus would have appeared here in January. So in February it
- would have been Miss January. January, _bang,_ a black-haired lovely lying nude
- on the black lava sands of Hawaii's Kalapana Beach, face down and a long brush
- of hair hiding her face. White froth of surf bubbling up her rounded brown
- calves. Loana Kaleoha. Dutch was saying, "The McKenna dish was here the fourth
- month, when the thing was building up. It was great, all right, and the money
- poured in. Never better since, except for when that Hawaiian honey was here.
- Kalu -- Kala -- " "Loana." "Yeah. Oh, brother. I've been here a year and a
- half. I've seen them all. But that one is not to be believed." "It would be
- pretty hard to top Raven McKenna, Dutch. Or even Blackie, Sue Mayfair, if you
- ask me." He was nodding vigorously. "True, true. But the prize still goes to
- Loana." "This January show. Anybody notice Desmond?" "The babes, they all go
- for him. Even like his singing. He's a pretty good draw himself -- maybe it's
- the way he wiggles his lips when those noises come out. But _I_ noticed him. He
- dropped a lump. Several lumps." "At your table?" "At all the tables. He
- couldn't even hit cherries on the nickel slots." "He drop much?" "Many G's, I
- hear. _Many_ G's. One of the big ones." "Pin it down." "I'd have to guess." "So
- guess." "Maybe a hundred thou. Could've been more. Like I said, one of the big
- ones." "This was during his M.C. job here, huh?" "And since, half a dozen
- times. You know, they get the fever. And they always come back to get even."
- "Did Desmond? Get even, I mean?" Dutch shrugged. "He must've. When they get
- into Ed for that much, he takes a personal interest -- and I guess you know how
- personal Ed can get." "Sometimes he gets so personal he kills you. You know if
- he put any pressure on Desmond? That kind of pressure?" "Maybe. Those are
- always private conversations, chum. But he talked a time or two to Desmond I
- know, and the boy came out of the office looking scared white." Dutch swallowed
- some of his drink. "That's how come I figure Desmond must have managed to pay
- off. He's still around, still pretty. Besides, he got lucky a time or two at
- the tables after that. Not as lucky as he was unlucky, maybe, but it probably
- helped." "Did any of this happen just recently, Dutch? The last week or so?
- Even the last few weeks?" "No. This was all two, three months back. Desmond did
- a free month here about April or May. Ordinarily he'd have pulled down maybe
- thirty thousand for a month, but the scuttlebutt is it went to cover his
- losses." "Did you see Webley Alden up here much?" "Alden?" The brows came down
- again. "I heard. That's what's on your mind, huh?" "Part of it. A lot of it.
- Did Webb come around?" "Few times. Maybe he dropped some lumps, but so what? He
- uses gold like it's brass. Did, anyway. He wouldn't have missed a ton or so.
- Besides, he was never one of the plungers." Dutch glanced at his watch. "Got to
- go." He paused. "You're really going to play it hard with Ed?" "I'm not going
- to hug and kiss him." Dutch looked at me and said cheerfully, "Well, it's not
- so bad, Scott." He grinned. "After all, you've got a whole life behind you." I
- scowled at his retreating back, then walked along the bar and stopped next to
- the ample redhead. "Hello," I said. "Charlene Lavel?" She was cool. "I'm Miss
- Lavel." "I'm Shell Scott. May I buy you a martini? Dry?" The ice thawed. "Oh, I
- talked to you on the phone. I thought maybe you'd seen the act last night and
- -- wanted to get to know it better." I laughed. "I haven't seen it, Miss Lavel.
- But wild hearses couldn't keep me away tonight. I'll be ringside." "Charlie.
- Forget that Miss Lavel jazz." She looked me over and said, "You can buy me that
- drink, Mr. Scott." "Shell." We worked into the drinks with casual conversation,
- then I mentioned Webb. Since talking to me, Charlie had read about his murder,
- but said she knew nothing of his marriage or anything else, only what the
- papers had reported. And the news stories had carried only details of the
- murder and murder scene, not the info I'd given Farley and the Medina police.
- Then Charlie said, "I didn't ask any questions about Pagan, Shell. I got to
- thinking of what you'd said about it could be dangerous. And just the act I do
- is danger enough for me." I grinned. "When I told you that, I was guessing. But
- I'm not guessing any more. So don't ask questions of anybody. It's enough if
- you tell me what you know now." She shrugged. "I don't really know anything. Ed
- called me Friday night. Asked me to fill in for Pagan." "He say anything about
- why she couldn't finish her month?" "No. Just that I'd have to be ready the
- next night. Wanted me for the midnight show Friday, but I couldn't make it. He
- also said he'd pay me as much for the two-week fill-in as for the whole month
- of September. Another five thousand -- that was all I needed to hear." The rest
- of it was merely an echo of what I'd already heard from Dutch. No news of Pagan
- since then. Charlie didn't much like Ed Grey, but she sure liked ten thousand
- dollars. "That Ed's a little too smooth," she said. Then she smiled at me. "I
- like a few rough edges on a man." "What's Grey like? Around you, and the girls,
- I mean." "Slick as oil. I can tell you that much after being up here two days.
- Never comes right out with anything, not in so many words. But you can't miss
- the message. I mean, he doesn't reach out and grab you. But you always think
- he's going to." "He's married, isn't he?" "Yes, but I don't think it bothers
- him. I guess when they said 'I do' he put the ring in her nose. I hear she's a
- little mouse. Don't get me wrong, Ed hasn't really pulled anything with me. I
- just know he would if I unlocked the door." She smiled. "Woman's intuition
- maybe." I looked at my watch. "I'd better try to get a table for the show,
- Charlie. I've got a hunch..." I stopped. The last thing she'd said stuck in my
- mind. "What was that about unlocking the door? Figure of speech?" "No. I guess
- you wouldn't know about that." She finished her Martini. "When the girls from
- the magazine first started here, the good dressing rooms were all in use -- we
- were something new, you know, in addition to the acts already here. So they
- fixed up a big beautiful room for us, best of them all. Real star stuff. Next
- to Ed's office -- I think it was part of his office once. Anyway, there's a
- connecting door." She grinned. "That's the one I keep locked." "Uh-huh." I
- wondered how many of the other girls had kept it locked. I thanked Charlie for
- her help and said I'd see her later. "You'll see me, all right," she said
- grinning. Before nine o'clock I'd asked for Ed Grey a couple of times and been
- told he wasn't at the club yet; and I had a table in the Arabian Room. But it
- was not, as I had so optimistically told Charlie my table would be, at
- ringside. It was way the hell in back and off to the side. I had a feeling that
- the show was in Las Vegas and I was sitting in Reno. Bills peeking from my palm
- had no effect on the captain; there was nothing he could do at this late hour,
- he said. I went out to the Cad, in the luggage compartment of which I keep
- numerous items of equipment useful in my work. The item useful tonight was a
- small pair of binoculars which folded up into a small box about the size and
- shape of a cigarette case. I dropped it into my pocket, went back to my table
- in Reno, and ordered dinner. Dinner was fair, the service threatening, and the
- show was great. I finished eating before the first segment of Charlie's act,
- and ordered coffee. Then Charlie came on. Her first bit was simple. She merely
- took off her clothes. Strike the "merely." The gimmick was that she started the
- act wearing street clothes -- trim gray business suit and white blouse,
- high-heeled shoes and nylons, pink underthings -- and the action took place in
- what looked much like a normal well-furnished bedroom. A gal doing a strip,
- taking off the fancy outfits you see in burlesque clubs, prancing about the
- stage and emitting high-pitched noises the while, that is one thing. But a
- luscious, healthy, marvelously stacked gal disrobing in her bedroom, that is
- another. In effect we were all turned into Peeping People, watching Charlene
- Lavel take off her clothes in her bedroom. Only, somehow, it was legal. Came a
- moment when Charlie was clad only in the briefest of pink step-ins, and it was
- clear that soon they were going to be step-outs. When she placed her hands at
- their top, sort of dilly-dallying around with them in horrendously titillating
- fashion, I got out my little collapsible binoculars. I felt pretty sure about
- Charlie already; but what it boiled down to now was freckles. Charlie's back
- was to the audience, though it seems doltish to refer to the view Charlie
- presented as her back, and her hands moved on the pink nylon top of the
- step-ins. Down they went, down, down they slid ... then just a bit more
- dilly-dallying ... and down, down.... all ... the ... way down. She stepped
- from the pink wisp of cloth, stood erect and stretched as if yawning. But you
- can bet nobody _else_ was yawning. Then she bent forward to pick up the
- step-ins from the floor. I was madly twirling the focusing dial on my
- binoculars. Something was wiggling up there. _Zoom,_ there it was! Just a bit
- blurred yet, then sharp -- and blurred again. Too far! I twirled the knurled
- dial back. Ah! I had it. Never before had I realized how immensely powerful
- these little bits of binoculars were. From about four inches away I searched
- for freckles. Not a one, not a one. Good old Charlie! I mentally cried. I knew
- she was a good one. No freckles on Charlie. It seemed suddenly brighter. I
- thought maybe my eyes had busted, but then I heard a whooping sound from very
- near. I realized Charlie was no longer in my binoculars and glanced toward the
- whoop, and wished _I_ was no longer in my binoculars. Two tables away a fat,
- lard-faced guy was pointing at me and whooping something. Heads at other tables
- turned. People looked at me and appeared to be greatly amused. I snapped my
- binoculars shut and, since the thing does look a bit like a cigarette case,
- snatched at it as if plucking cigarettes from it. It was no use. I wasn't
- fooling anybody. I looked guilty. I felt guilty. Hell, I _was_ guilty. An
- uneasy moment; it got worse. Because of the pointing and such, heads had
- turned, and one of the heads was at a table next to the wall. Not far from me.
- It was a man, smooth-faced, impeccably dressed, sitting with a shapely platinum
- blonde. Ed Grey. He was lifting a bite of food to his mouth and when his eyes
- fell on me he got a look as of sudden stabbing pains. As if he'd swallowed the
- fork. I dropped the binoculars into my pocket, got up and walked to Grey's
- table. On the way I passed the lard-faced guy and said casually, "Were you
- calling me?" He didn't say anything. But I'll bet it was a long, long time
- before he whooped. Then Ed Grey was looking up at me. Composed. Pleasant
- Charming. "Mr. Scott, isn't it?" "Yeah. But Danny Ax didn't tell you." He was
- hard to ruffle, but that ruffled him. His face wrinkled, but he ironed it out.
- "What do you want, Scott?" "I want to talk to you." "We can't talk here." "I
- didn't mean here." He looked at his half-empty plate, then threw his napkin on
- top of it. "Let's go to my office." The platinum blonde spoke querulously,
- "But, Eddy, you can't go off and leave -- " "Oh, shut up." I grinned at her.
- "Parting is such sweet sorrow -- " "Knock it off, Scott." Grey was losing his
- usual air of affability. That was fine with me. He stalked off. I turned to
- follow him as the platinum blonde, still bugging me with her big eyes, said,
- "What in the hell did you say?" I waved at her and followed Ed Grey. I wasn't
- about to let him talk to one or a dozen of his boys while my back was turned.
- Another brief act had been concluded and now Charlie was back on stage again,
- doing something. Even so, I didn't look. Charlie, after all, would be here for
- another six weeks. And that was six weeks more than I could be sure of. I kept
- my eyes on Grey. He walked through the big main room to the club's rear, across
- a hallway, and into a spacious office, dark carpet on the floor, walnut-paneled
- walls, leather chairs and a small brown desk with a padded swivel chair behind
- it. On my right was another door, now closed, probably the one leading into the
- girls' dressing room. Grey sat down behind the desk and I took a chair in front
- of it. Ed Grey was close to six feet tall, maybe an inch less, slim. Straight
- brown hair lay flat on his head and a neatly trimmed brown mustache adorned his
- upper lip. His eyes had the hard, shiny and glassy look, of cheap artificial
- eyes, and were an odd bloodshot brown like curdled Coca-Cola. He wore a dark
- brown suit and a beige tie. His tie clasp and the too-big links in his
- shot-forward French cuffs looked like, and probably were, solid gold. He said,
- "What do you want?" "You know what I want. I just came here to talk to you
- about it." "Tell me more." "Start with Danny." "I don't know any Danny." "Not
- any more you don't. Keep sending friends like that to see me and you'll lose
- friends fast. If I'm lucky." "Lucky." He sneered. "I've heard that word a lot
- around here." "Not from me you haven't. The Danny is -- was -- Danny Ax." He
- shrugged. "So?" "Try Slobbers O'Brien then." "I don't know any ... what did you
- say his name was?" "You know him. He works for you." "The hell he does. You got
- it wrong this time." He spoke vehemently, positively. I wondered if I could be
- wrong. I said, "Let's talk about Pagan Page then." It was a shot in the dark.
- It landed. I couldn't tell if it did any damage, but it stung him a little. He
- leaned forward sharply, one hand sliding flat on the desktop. Then he settled
- back in his chair. "Pagan. Now there's a beautiful girl. Wish she could have
- finished her month. Supposed to be here all during August, you know." "Yeah, I
- know. Why isn't she?" "You've got me. She didn't say, just told me she was
- leaving. Next I knew she was gone. Had to scramble to get Charlie in." He
- paused, the hard brown eyes on me. "If you just came here to talk big and
- tough, I've still got time to finish my meal. So -- " That was as far as he
- got. The door behind me opened and somebody came in fast. I looked around as
- the man walked up to the desk and leaned over it, saying, "Boss, Willie just
- told me he seen Shell -- " He turned and lamped me and his mouth dropped open.
- Uh-huh. Slobbers O'Brien. He was called Slobbers largely because his lips were
- kind of loose on his chops. In fact, they looked as if they were going to fall
- off. His expression said that he couldn't get two points on an IQ test without
- cheating. His head didn't come to a point, but his neck came to a lump.
- Slobbers O'Brien who didn't work for Ed Grey. No, Ed didn't even know a
- Slobbers O'Brien. Slobbers gasped hugely when he saw me. Then he gasped again,
- much more hugely, as I came out of the chair and landed my right fist in his
- stomach. As he doubled over, I bounced a high hard one off his cheekbone. He
- went backward flailing his arms. There was a sharp sound on my right. Grey was
- digging into a desk drawer. I jumped around the desk, got next to him as he
- yanked out a small pistol. I smacked it aside with the back of my left hand,
- and put everything I had into a right to the side of his head. I was a little
- off balance, without real leverage when I swung, but it was enough to slam him
- against the back of his swivel chair and send the chair over with him. Grey
- sprawled on the carpet, rolled over slowly, movements not coordinated, as feet
- thumped in the hallway outside. I swung around as two men came in. They were in
- a hurry, but there were no guns in sight yet. I yanked out my .38, stepped back
- to the corner of the room where I could cover them all. I waited. No one spoke.
- Apparently there weren't going to be more reinforcements. So I said to the guy
- farthest from me, "Shut the door, friend." He pushed it closed with his foot.
- Grey got shakily to his feet, leaned forward with his hands on the desk. A
- discolored blotch was already showing high on his left cheek. He was going to
- have a beautiful black eye. Beautiful to me, not Ed Grey. He stared at me, ran
- his tongue around the inside of his mouth. "Let me introduce you to Slobbers
- O'Brien," I said to him. Slobbers was still prone, unconscious. Grey didn't say
- anything. I could see his cheek muscles moving as he shoved his jaws together.
- The other men weren't moving at all. I recognized one of them. A mean, deadly
- little hoodlum called Wee Willie Wallace. The name was misleading; it sounded
- harmless. I knew a lot about the history of Wee Willie. He was only about four
- inches over five feet tall, and scrawny. A little man, but the kind of guy who
- sends chills up and down your spine. He was about fifty years old, white and
- unhealthy-looking, the skin of his face very smooth and an odd ugly white, as
- if blanched and peeled like an almond. He combed his thin black hair straight
- back, flat on his small head. The hair looked dirty. He had white flecks like
- dandruff in his thin eyebrows, and the eyes of a corpse. Willie was a
- professional killer. Not muscle, not the lead pipe or extortion or clever con
- for Willie; he was a specialist. He killed people. He liked it. Wee Willie
- Wallace was a classic case for Krafft-Ebing or Kinsey, Stekel or Freud. He had
- little use for women. He detested dirty jokes, pornography, conversations about
- sex. But he truly enjoyed killing, the act of killing, enjoyed it in a most
- peculiar way. Stated simply, whenever Willie killed a man he achieved a sexual
- climax. The blunt phallic bullet penetrating living flesh, ripping arteries and
- smashing bone, held for Willie the warped intoxication of rape. He'd worked for
- half a dozen mobs to my knowledge. Now he was working for Ed Grey. The other
- man who'd come in with him was a stranger. I kind of wished they were all
- strangers. And I decided to go. I'd learned all I was going to learn here
- anyway. At least for now. I waved my gun toward the wall and Wee Willie and the
- other guy moved over there quietly. Then, finally, Grey spoke. "Take a good
- look at this bastard," he said, and his voice was like ice breaking up in
- Alaska. "Pass the word around. Next time you see him, no matter where it is,
- kill him." I started wondering how I'd get outside. Once on the road, in the
- Cad, I'd take my chances. But I wanted out in the open, not cooped up in here
- with no telling how many more of Grey's guns handy. I looked around the office.
- As far as I could tell, the only way Grey could get in touch with people
- elsewhere in the club was by using the phone on his desk. So I said to him,
- "Pull that phone cord loose." "You go to hell, punk." "Ed," I said quietly,
- moving the gun around until it was pointed straight at him. "I'm not like you.
- I need a very good reason for shooting a guy. You're not there yet. But you're
- very close. The phone, Ed." He burned. For a while he didn't move, just burned
- and glared at me. Then with a convulsive movement he grabbed the wire, yanked
- it free. I stepped to the door. "All of you stay in here for a while," I said.
- Then I jumped into the hall, slammed the door shut. And stood there. I even
- moved a little closer to the door, gun held not quite six feet up its front. It
- took about two seconds. Then the door was yanked open and Wee Willie Wallace
- started to leap into the hallway. A snub-nosed .38 revolver was in his hand,
- but it wasn't pointed at me. It wasn't going to point at me. He stopped so
- suddenly his feet slipped and he cracked into the doorframe. I had to lower my
- Colt to get it pointed at his head, but that took no time at all. Willie froze.
- He started looking even sicker than usual. He loved killing, yes; but the idea
- of getting killed, no. When he'd first jumped toward the hallway his lips had
- been loosely pulled apart, a fleck of saliva on the lower one, and there had
- been something like a light in his eyes. But the light went out, those eyes
- actually seemed to die. The eyes of a corpse get a kind of gray film over them,
- sink into the skull; that's what seemed to happen to Willie's eyes. He rolled
- them sideways in his pasty white face, sideways toward the bore of my gun. I
- said, "You want to be with Danny, don't you?" He didn't quite turn green, but
- he changed color. "Back in there," I said. "And _stay_ in there." Willie's
- breath hissed through tightly pressed lips like gas leaking from a balloon. He
- backed inside, slammed the door shut. I put my gun away and strolled through
- the club. Snatches of conversation floated to my ears. A young guy and girl
- were sitting at a table. She reached over and hit him lightly on the lips with
- her fingers. He, agonized: "Hey, you hurt me on the damn _mouth._" She,
- shocked: "Oh! You said a naughty word. I'll never speak to you again." He,
- repentant: "Let's have another drink, honey." She: "Oh, what the hell." And at
- another table, two men talking, one saying, "Then, just as I started getting
- hot, I went broke." I reached the front door, went through it. The doorman
- nodded at me, and smiled. I headed for my Cad. It was just like taking a walk.
- * * *
- *EIGHT* At ten-thirty Monday morning I was driving up Poinsettia in Medina,
- nearing Webb's home. I had found out that mail was delivered in this area at
- about eleven a.m. In the next delivery the films Webb had taken in Hawaii
- should arrive -- and I meant to get them. At the beginning they hadn't seemed
- very important, but now it was likely they could bring a lot more order into
- what was rapidly becoming compounded confusion. First, of course, I had to get
- the films. There was a lot of water in the street near Webb's place. A police
- car was parked at the base of the stone steps. About half a block this side of
- the house a man and woman stood at the edge of the road. I pulled to a stop and
- leaned out. "What's going on up there?" The man spoke. "Had a fire last night."
- He pointed. "Where Mr. Alden lived." "What time was that?" "Three, four this
- morning. Quite a bit of excitement for a while. Sirens, fire engines. They got
- it out before it burned the place down." That was all he knew. I thanked him
- and drove ahead, parked behind the police car. It was empty. I walked up the
- steps, knocked. A plainclothes officer came to the door and I was happy to see
- it was Dugan. He shook his head when he saw me. "Shell, you're sticking your
- neck out coming here. Farley thinks you set the fire." "He probably thinks I
- burned Rome. What's the story?" He glanced around, then gave me the info. The
- fire had been incendiary, set by somebody. It had started in the studio and
- darkroom, consumed almost everything in there and part of the bedroom before
- firemen arrived and put the blaze out. I said, "What was destroyed?" "About all
- the photographic equipment, files, some statues and stuff Alden picked up one
- place and another." "Including a lot of prints and negatives." "Yeah." He
- grinned. "I read the magazine myself. Hate to think of all those pretty
- pictures going up in smoke." "You're not alone." I hated it more than he did,
- and for a different reason. I was thinking especially of twelve transparencies
- and prints from which featured gatefolds had been made. "I'd like to take a
- look. Okay?" Dugan was uneasy. "Farley's out back somewhere. He sees you, he'll
- have a hemorrhage." "That wouldn't drive me wild with grief. But it'll only
- take a minute." He hesitated. So I said, "I think I know why the place was
- torched." He frowned. "Yeah? Give, then. Why?" "You won't believe me." "Try me
- out." I shrugged. "Four freckles." He didn't believe me. But he jerked his
- head, saying, "Make it snappy," and I went in. I crossed the smoke-darkened and
- water-stained living room, stopped in the studio. It was a wreck, as was the
- darkroom. There'd be nothing useful to me here now. I looked at the spot where
- Webb's body had lain that night, started to turn away. Then I stopped. A large
- chunk of charred wood lay on the blackened floor. It was what the fire had left
- of that magnificent carved-wood Pan. At first it merely depressed me, but then
- I felt a little tingle at the back of my neck. I was beginning to get it. I
- thanked Dugan for letting me look, and he walked down with me to the police
- car. That was the moment Farley chose to put in an appearance. "Hey!" from the
- top of the steps. "_Scott,_ what the hell are you doing here?" I said quietly
- to Dugan, "Thanks for keeping me from slugging that lunkhead the other night.
- Keep him off me, or so help me I'll bust him one this time." I meant it, but
- even as I finished speaking I changed my mind. The mail truck was in sight two
- houses down the street. No, I wouldn't bust Farley one. He came storming down
- the steps and stopped in front of me. Grinning, he said, "Well, I told you to
- stay the hell away from here." "Oh, nuts, Farley. You can't keep me out of
- Medina. I just heard about the fire -- " "I don't give a damn what you heard,
- Scott." His voice wasn't raised, and he spoke slowly, but the words came out
- even more slimily than usual. "If you can't keep out of my -- " Dugan broke in
- quietly, "He was just leaving, Bill. I met him at the door and, uh, told him
- he'd better leave." "He probably came back here and lit the place last night.
- If I could prove it ... I knew we should have kept the place staked out." He
- looked at me and said something else, but I didn't get the words. Looking
- beyond him, I saw the mail truck pull up before Webb's mailbox, a few yards to
- the rear of my Cad. The driver leaned through the truck's window, pulled the
- front of the mailbox down, then pushed the incoming mail inside it and closed
- the box again. I saw some letters or bills. And two square yellow boxes, easy
- to identify. In them would be two one-hundred-foot rolls of sixteen-millimeter
- Kodachrome film. Webb in Hawaii. Webb after his wedding. Farley was still
- talking, his voice rising a little. "...I could run you in." I'd noticed
- something else, a little strange, I thought. A black Lincoln was parked across
- the street, less than a block distant and facing away from us. The guy behind
- the wheel had watched the progress of the mail truck, too, was still looking in
- this direction. I wasn't able to make out his features. But I had a hunch if I
- could get close enough I'd know him. Farley put his big hand on my arm. I shook
- it away. "Keep your paws off me. And stop running off at the mouth or run me
- in. But remember, you had me in that can of yours once and had to let me go.
- Try that too often and you'll wind up sergeant again." His lips twitched.
- "Sure. You'll have my badge. You might even ride me to Q. You're good at that,
- punk." * * * *
- I sure wanted to sock him. "Listen, loudmouth -- " I started, but choked it
- off. "Farley, I'm not even talking about me. You keep making mistakes and it's
- going to be as obvious to everybody else as it is to me."
- Dugan was saying something to Farley again, but I didn't hear the words. I was
- wondering how to get those films. The police would check all incoming mail,
- under the circumstances. Unless I got those movies now, somehow, I wouldn't get
- them at all. I walked to the Cad, sat behind the wheel. Then I took my notebook
- and pen from my pocket, scribbled a fast note, waited till Farley was looking
- in the opposite direction, and stepped from the Cad again. I walked rapidly to
- the mailbox, opened it, grabbed the film boxes and stuck them beneath my coat,
- under my arm. Farley let out a yell and came running toward me. I had the note
- extended in my right hand, inside the mailbox, when he grabbed my wrist. "You
- bastard," he said, veins bulging in his forehead. "What're you doing?" I didn't
- tell him. I wanted him to figure it out for himself. Or, rather, to think he'd
- figured it out. He snatched the note from my fingers and looked at it. His face
- got red. He looked as if he might have that hemorrhage. He crumpled the note in
- his hand, balled the hand into a large fist, even hauled it back an inch or
- two. But then he controlled himself with an obvious effort. "All right, Scott,
- get out of here," he said, almost quietly, but his voice sounding as if it were
- ripping his throat. "You don't know how lucky you are. Once more, you mess in
- this again, I'll fix you myself. One way or another." He ran his tongue over
- his lips, but the lips stayed dry. "Beat it." I walked to the Cad. He didn't
- stop me. The films felt like a scorpion under my arm. All I had written was:
- "Dugan -- if that bone-brained ass Farley is stupid enough to run me in again,
- call EXbrook 7-8669. Ask for Dr. Paul Anson. He's a psychiatrist. Eight to five
- we can get Farley committed." It wasn't particularly clever. Dr. Anson isn't
- even a psychiatrist. But it had worked. Parley hadn't asked me if I'd taken
- anything _out_ of the mailbox. I drove down the street, turned around in a
- driveway and drove back past Webb's. Farley glared at me. I grinned at Farley.
- The black Lincoln was still in the same spot. I slowed as I went by. Two men
- were in the front seat of the car, but not looking at me. Looking the other
- way. I was going fast enough for the tires to skid, and I hit the brakes hard,
- leaned on the horn. In the middle of the tire-shrieking and horn-blasting I
- yelled, "Look _out!_" Cooperatively, they looked out. Out at me, faces leaping
- practically apart. The one on this side yelled, "Hey-HAA!" which didn't really
- mean a thing, except that he was more than a little startled. His lips damn
- near flew off his face. Yep, again. Slobbers O'Brien. The other flying-apart
- face was on the chap I'd seen with Wee Willie Wallace in Grey's office last
- night. I drove on. They didn't follow me. Probably they were sitting there
- waiting for their pants to dry out. * * * *
- In downtown L.A. I drove along Broadway past Third Street, parked in a lot
- between Third and Fourth, and walked back to the Hamilton Building carrying the
- sixteen-millimeter movie projector and screen I'd rented. Up one flight in the
- Hamilton is the office: Sheldon Scott, Investigations. I picked up the
- newspaper from the bench outside my door, unlocked the office and went inside.
- I'd been here yesterday, briefly, to feed the guppies in their ten-gallon tank
- on top of the bookcase, and now I sprinkled some more dried daphnia on the
- water's surface, watched the fish leap and frisk about. Several little baby
- guppies leaped and frisked with them. Guppies are viviparous, live bearers,
- breeding all the time. Not like those damned egg-laying neons. I set up the
- projector and screen, darkened the office and started the film, settled back in
- my swivel chair. The first reel was tourist stuff, waving palms, vivid blue sea
- and white beaches, a fern forest. Expertly done, but not especially interesting
- to me at this point. But the last fifty feet of the second reel was
- interesting. It was the _luau_ and after-the-wedding shots. I ran it three
- times. The only person I knew or recognized was Webb himself. There was one
- shot of him, probably taken by his bride, wobbling and clear off center as --
- for some weird reason -- films and snapshots taken by women almost invariably
- are. But Webb was waving one arm, laughing, talking and gesticulating
- energetically, some kind of drink in a pineapple held in his other hand. It
- made me feel, for a moment, a cool rush of sadness when I saw how very happy
- he'd looked. But I shook the feeling off and concentrated on the rest of it. It
- was easy to pick out, from the action in the films, the man who'd performed the
- marriage. Webb had said it was a civil ceremony, so the man wouldn't be a
- minister, though he held a black Bible; probably he was a justice of the peace
- or judge. He was tall, even thinner than Webb, black-haired and black-browed,
- even dressed in a black suit, but nodding and smiling. Half a dozen guests, no
- more than that. The cooked pig and other food on big leaves. And Webb's brand
- new young wife. There were two brief shots of her. In one her hands were over
- her face, back to the camera. The other was, again, a shot of her retreating
- back. She wore a brightly-splashed blue and yellow dress. Not much help. But at
- least I knew where to get the help now. All I had to do was locate one or more
- of those guests, or the man who'd performed the marriage, in Hawaii. From them
- I could find out for sure who the girl was, at least what she looked like; they
- could identify her. I still didn't know where the marriage had taken place, but
- I felt sure there'd be records somewhere in the Islands. And, of course, that's
- where it had all started. Everything kept pointing back to Hawaii. The films
- told me one more thing about the girl Webb had married. Her hair was black. I
- took out my list again. Spring, blondes; Summer, redheads; Autumn, brunettes;
- Winter, black hair. Winter: December, January, February. Raven McKenna, Loana
- Kaleoha, and Dorothy "Dottie" Lasswell. I hadn't seen or talked to Loana or
- Dottie yet. The phone number and address I had for Dottie were San Francisco
- numbers, and I had called without success. Now I tried once again and got her.
- And got the same story I'd received from other Wow girls: she had read about
- Webb's death, but it couldn't possibly have anything to do with her; she didn't
- know anything about his marriage. Dottie had been working for the last month,
- she said, at Bimbo's 365 Club, the theatre-restaurant on Columbus Avenue in San
- Francisco. I hung up and tried to get Loana again, in Honolulu, but without any
- luck. She and Pagan Page were now, of the twelve girls, the only ones I hadn't
- talked to. If they, when I did manage to question them, denied knowledge of
- Webb's marriage or murder ... what then? It would mean that one of the twelve
- had lied to me. Probably one of the black-haired gals -- three out of twelve, I
- was thinking. But then I remembered Sue Mayfair. Blackie. Blackie? She was
- September, Autumn, a brunette. I picked up the phone, dialed her apartment.
- When she answered I said, "Shell here, Blackie." "Oh, hello. Come on over. I'm
- practicing." "You're -- ah. I want to ask you a question." "Ask it here."
- "This'll only take a minute. It ... would take longer there. Look, in _Wow!_
- you're pictured as a brunette. How come?" "I was a brunette then. Any more
- questions?" I frowned. Women are so ... so simple sometimes, I thought. "Yes,"
- I said, "but how come your hair's black now?" "I dyed it." See? Simple. I said,
- "Why?" "I need a reason?" I said, "Goodbye, Blackie," giving up. "Hey, wait a
- minute. Aren't you coming over?" "I can't at the moment." "When will I see
- you?" "Soon, I hope. But I'll be out of town for a few days." "Where?" "Hawaii.
- Not for long, though." "Oh, Hawaii! Wish I were going." "Come to think of it,
- so do I. But I'll give you a call when I get back." "Don't miss the Anniversary
- Party." "Don't you worry! I'll be there." I thought about it and added,
- "Somehow." "And I don't want you looking at any other women at the party." "I
- ... well, now. Under the circumstances, I can hardly ... that's not very -- "
- "Oh, silly." She laughed merrily. "I was kidding. Of course you'll look. That's
- the whole idea." "Blackie, I have some serious thinking to do..." "Well, _do_
- it. 'Bye." She hung up. Ah, nuts, I thought. You can't win with these babes.
- Then I smiled. But it sure is fun losing. From my desk I got a pen and some
- sheets of paper. When I'd told Blackie I had some serious thinking to do, I had
- been serious. That figures. But I intended now to line up everything I knew or
- had guessed, including what I'd come up with this day, jot down all the salient
- points of the case and see what they looked like on paper. Often when you get a
- problem down in writing it's easier to put the separate pieces together and get
- a logical answer. Besides, once it's written, you don't have to hold all the
- pieces in your conscious mind -- and on many occasions your subconscious, or
- unconscious, will dredge up the truth and ease it into your waking thoughts.
- It's a technique I've often tried; it works. And I like to think that's why
- some people call me the Unconscious Detective. Before beginning I called L.A.
- International Airport and asked for space on the first flight to Hawaii I could
- get. A jet was leaving at eight in the morning, and I reserved a seat. Then I
- started writing. I began with the information Webb had told me -- marriage in
- Hawaii, to one of the Wow girls, flight home, kidnap and ransom call -- added
- the time of my arrival at his home, and his murder, Friday night. I made a
- separate note about the big wood carving of Pan he'd brought back with him,
- used in the photo he'd taken immediately before his murder, the Pan now
- destroyed by fire. A paragraph covered the photo itself, the freckles, the loss
- of it in the Parisienne alley when Ed Grey's hoods had jumped me. I hit all the
- other high points, then to it all added my list of the twelve names. I had by
- now, after personal investigation and for the most convincing reasons,
- eliminated September's Blackie, October's Jeannette, and August's Charlie. For
- other reasons I had eliminated Eve and Candy, Janie and Alma. Heavy lines were
- drawn through all seven of those names. Of the five remaining I had talked to
- all except Pagan and Loana, and the three I'd talked to had either cleared
- themselves, or lied. I noted that info after the appropriate names, and after
- Pagan Page I wrote "Missing from Algiers since the 14th." The last notation I
- made was "The girl in the film taken after Webb's wedding has black hair.
- Possibly dyed. Nuts." I had several ideas, pretty fair conclusions, I thought,
- and I wrote some of them down. But mainly all I was trying to do now was line
- up the facts. That I did, and as thoroughly as I could. I studied the whole
- thing for a while, the picture getting clearer. Then I folded the pages and
- stuck them into a desk drawer. Before leaving I glanced through the newspaper.
- On the second page was a story about the discovery of a man's body in an alley
- near the Club Parisienne. Apparently he'd been found too late for the story to
- get into the paper yesterday morning. With the peculiar logic of newspapers,
- the two-column cut heading the report was a picture of Jeannette Dure. The
- excuse was that she had been doing her act a few feet away at about the time
- the man must have met his death. The implication was that he might have come
- out of the club for air and died happy. I read on. The dead man was an
- ex-convict, Daniel Axminster. Police were investigating. There was no mention
- of Ed Grey. But neither was there mention of Shell Scott, so I came out ahead.
- I flipped the pages, but nothing else interested me -- until I reached, oddly
- enough, the movie section. Halfway down a column titled "Hollywood Highlights,"
- a familiar name caught my eye: Orlando Desmond. The paragraph stated: "Your
- reporter has _another_ exclusive for you today!" Needless to say, "Hollywood
- Highlights" was written by a woman. The paragraph continued: "Orlando Desmond,
- singing sweetheart of millions, and Raven McKenna, rising Magna starlet and
- former model, were secretly married in Las Vegas six months ago. Love blossomed
- between them when both were appearing at Las Vegas' Hotel Algiers, and
- immediately after their Algiers engagement they were married in the 'Little
- Church on the Strip.' Following the ceremony, the lovebirds flew to Mexico City
- for their honeymoon. When surprised by your reporter early this morning -- "
- I'll bet they were surprised, I thought -- "thin and lovely Raven -- " I had it
- on good authority that our reporter weighed two hundred and twelve pounds --
- "said, 'I'm glad it's out. Now we can stop pretending.'" I read that line
- twice. Then I read on, "Handsome heartthrob Orlando merely said, 'Give us a
- break.' Shed a tear, girls -- and boys. That's Hollywood!" To nobody in
- particular I said, "That's Hollywood!" Married, huh? No wonder he'd been able
- to be so "helpful." I remembered, too, those glances between them, as if they'd
- had secrets I didn't share. But it figured. Both of them had been in the same
- show, and I had a rough idea of what Raven's act must have looked like. I'd
- seen part of Charlie's and, though delightful, she wasn't really in the same
- class with Raven McKenna. Besides which, Orlando would have been on the _stage_
- with Raven. No wonder "Love blossomed between them." That's Hollywood! I added
- this new info to my four pages of notes, left the newspaper on my desk, and
- locked the office. I drove to Medina. When Desmond answered the door he looked
- even more sleepy and tired than he had the last time I'd been here. He said
- dully, "Oh, Scott." As if he wanted to hit me on the head with a beer bottle.
- "You might as well come in. Everybody else has." He was wearing a Chinese silk
- robe, and an air of impending collapse. In the living room he said, "I suppose
- it's about that damned column this morning." "Yeah. Just thought I'd check at
- the source. I'll be out of here in a minute, Desmond." "Good." Raven came in
- from what I guessed was the bedroom. She was wearing a robe, too, shimmering
- white cloth hanging like a Grecian tunic and held together by a blue cord at
- her waist. Thin -- hah. "Hello, Mr. Scott." She smiled wearily. "I'll bet I can
- guess why you're here. Well, it's all in 'Hollywood Highlights.'" "It's true,
- then." "Of course. I told that prying old bat -- " she smiled stiffly -- "that
- dear reporter, I was glad she'd snooped out the story. And I am. Now we can
- stop sneaking around, pretending to be just good friends." She looked at
- Orlando, her eyes soft. "I'll get out of your way," I said. "But as long as I'm
- here, you might be able to give me a little help in another direction, Miss
- McKenna. I mean, Mrs. Desmond." "Sure." She looked at Orlando again. "Mrs.
- Desmond. It's about time I heard that." I said, "Do you know any of the other
- girls who were featured in the magazine? And went on to the Algiers?" "A
- couple. Why?" "How about Pagan Page?" She shook her head, black hair brushing
- the white of her robe. "No, I never met her." I looked at Desmond, and he also
- shook his head. "How about the Hawaiian girl? Loana." "I met her the night I
- left. The last night in January. There was a big party at the Algiers, and she
- was there. She started the next day, you know." "Uh-huh. Can you tell me
- anything else about her? Did she stay in California long?" "I don't know any
- more, Mr. Scott. She was at the party. We said hello, that's all." Raven
- paused. "She's very beautiful, and seemed awfully nice. But that's really all I
- know." Desmond had nothing to add. He hadn't even caught her act. "We ... had
- other things on our minds," he said. "Did you want to see the girl?" I nodded.
- Raven said, "You'll have to go to Hawaii." "Yeah, I know." Desmond said, "I
- gave you her address there. But she's working now at the _Pele._ Just started."
- "_Pele?_ That's Ed Grey's club, isn't it?" "Yes." "How come she's at Grey's
- place?" "Why not? Several of the other girls have done shows at the _Pele._
- They've all put in a month at the Algiers, you know -- most of them jump at the
- chance for an expense-paid trip to Hawaii. And Loana lives there; her home's in
- Honolulu." "Makes sense." It did. I thanked them and stood up to go, but
- Desmond said, "The reason I asked, Scott, you'll be able to meet Loana if you
- want -- and all the rest -- at the party next week." "I'm afraid I can't wait
- that long. But it is still on?" "Yes. Saturday night at Sy Whittaker's place
- here. I can get you in. Should be worth seeing." He paused then, sort of
- glowering, looked at Raven. "Damn it, I don't like the idea of your being
- there. You know what I mean!" "You didn't mind before," she said. "That was
- before!" "Well, I can't back out now." There was a little friction building up,
- but then Raven laughed merrily, realizing what she'd just said. The expression
- had been apt. "Well," Desmond said shortly, "we've got to get back to bed." His
- mouth pulled down at the corners. "I mean, we've been kept up half the night
- with this thing." "Thanks again. I may take you up on that Saturday invitation.
- If ... I'm around." His mouth pulled down again. He glowered at Raven. Then he
- glowered at me. I left. The next step, I thought, was Hawaii. It had all
- started there in the Islands; records would be available for inspection there.
- Maybe I could locate that judge, or a wedding guest. The _Pele_, Ed Grey's
- nightclub, was near Honolulu. Besides, Loana was there. And I was looking
- forward to meeting Loana.
- * * *
- *NINE* Before turning in that night I stepped down the hall and knocked on Dr.
- Paul Anson's door. Paul is the doctor I'd mentioned in my note which Farley had
- grabbed. Not a psychiatrist -- though well up on things psychiatric -- he's an
- M.D., a movie-colony doctor. Which is to say his patients number many Hollywood
- personalities. Which is also why he's well up on things psychiatric. He's also
- a good friend of mine, very lively outside the office. I heard his footsteps,
- then the door opened. "Shell," he said. "Run out of bourbon again?" He was tall
- and rangy, with a faint resemblance to John Wayne, which resemblance he did all
- he could to make less faint. "Nope," I said. "Favor." I had the projector and
- two reels of film in one hand, screen in the other. "I'm flying to Hawaii in
- the morning. Would you hang onto these things for me?" He looked at them. "Ah,
- feelthy movies. Of course." "They are _not_ feelthy movies. They're clues.
- Somebody just might blow up my rooms while I'm gone, and these with it." "Glad
- your rooms are down the hall, pal." He took the stuff from me. "And would you
- look in on the neons a time or two?" "Haven't those little devils cooperated
- yet?" I shook my head sadly. "No. I've ... done everything I can." He laughed.
- "No mother could have done more. I'll watch them. And I'll feed them all for
- you. Of course, you'll have to pay. Bring me back a hula skirt." "Done." "Any
- nice skirt will do, just so she can hula." "Doctor, you ask the damnedest -- "
- "No, seriously, a real hula skirt. One of those grass things. Little gal I know
- is going over on the Matsonia next month. Wants to learn to hula _first_.
- Crazy." "I'll bring a couple -- you can learn with her." I left him beaming.
- Obviously that thought had not occurred to him. * * * *
- The Pan-American jet took off from L.A. International at eight the next
- morning, Tuesday the eighteenth. Barely more than five hours later we were over
- Oahu, coming in to a featherlight landing at Honolulu International Airport.
- With California still on Daylight-Savings-Time foolishness, there was a
- three-hour time difference, and it was ten-fifteen a. m. in Honolulu.
- In the Cloud Room inside the small terminal I had a cup of rich coffee and
- ordered ham and eggs. When the waitress brought the breakfast to my table,
- there was a small, delicately colored vanda orchid on my plate. It seemed to
- start the day right, to say in a friendly way, "Welcome to the Islands." I had
- brought along with me a small photo of Webley Alden, and magazine reproductions
- of photos of all twelve Wow girls. Some of those twelve shots, which I'd cut
- from various magazines, weren't very good, but they were the best I'd been able
- to get my hands on, and much better than nothing at all. Even the ones -- such
- as Loana's -- in which the faces were veiled by shadows or partly turned from
- the camera, would be enough for identification, I thought. That is, if I found
- anyone who had actually seen the girl with Webb, or at the wedding. I talked to
- my waitress and others, numerous airline employees, men at the baggage counter
- and ticket window, showed my pictures. But nobody remembered Webb or any of the
- girls. I grabbed a cab and headed for a look at the fiftieth state, at the
- streets of Honolulu, the sands and sea of Waikiki. At people and places, a
- judge, maybe. And Loana Kaleoha. The cab driver took me from the airport up
- Kamehameha Highway and into Dillingham Boulevard, and I began feeling buoyed up
- and energetic, enjoying the ride. The first really strong impression I got was
- of the remarkably clean air. Clean, clear, sweet. Lining streets we drove along
- were lovely bright flowers, trees in blossom, thin-trunked coconut palms with
- leafy fronds swaying like hula skirts in the wind. The trees and flowers were
- colorful as guppies, some even as bright and vivid as neons. And I couldn't
- help wishing it wasn't a case that had brought me here, wasn't murder and
- ugliness. That I was here for fun, to lie on warm sands, ride and walk the
- streets, swim, drink in the bars and clubs. But I got out of the cab on the
- corner of Queen Street and Punchbowl Street at the civic center in Honolulu,
- and walked into the Kapuaiwa Building -- the Board of Health Building. The
- Bureau of Health Statistics was on the first floor. No flowers for me there. A
- bright young guy with a happy smile gave me all the cooperation I could have
- hoped for. But no help. There simply wasn't any record of Webley Alden's
- marriage. I asked him, "What if it was on one of the other islands? Kauai or
- Hawaii, say. Would the records be on those islands?" He shook his head. "By now
- they should be on file here." "I know he was married here somewhere. I remember
- he said it was a civil ceremony. Maybe a justice of the peace -- " He was
- shaking his head again, smiling. "We have no justices of the peace here. If it
- was a civil ceremony it could have been performed by a circuit court judge or
- district court magistrate commissioned to perform marriages." I left, puzzled.
- And a little worried. I knew Webb had been married on August thirteenth. And
- somewhere here in the Islands. That should have been all I needed to know. I
- found a phone. In twenty minutes, by calling one hotel after another, I learned
- where Webb had stayed while here. A Webley Alden had been registered at the
- Hawaiian Village Hotel for a week, from August sixth through the night of
- August twelfth. That checked out all right. But it also made it appear that
- he'd spent all his time in or near Honolulu. I headed for the Hawaiian Village.
- The cab drove slowly past the shiny aluminum dome at the entrance to the big
- pink hotel, along a cool tree-shaded drive into a lavish profusion of tropical
- planting, trees, brilliant flowers. The driver curved around, let me out at the
- entrance. Coconut palms seemed everywhere, fronds waving overhead against the
- blue sky. The beauty of the hotel and grounds was stunning. So was the beauty
- of the girl behind the desk. She was dark-skinned, dark-eyed, dark-haired, as
- so many of the women were here. A red hibiscus blossom was behind her right
- ear. Some members of a convention had just left, a day early, and I had no
- trouble getting a room. As I signed the registration card an idea started
- growing. The girl behind the desk was the one I'd talked to on the phone. I
- asked her if I could see Mr. Webley Alden's registration card, and after a few
- more words she found it, handed it to me. I took Webb's check from my wallet,
- put the wallet back. It was the check for a thousand dollars which he'd made
- out to me -- how long ago? Five nights ago now. I compared his signature on it
- with the one on the registration card. They were the same. And another idea
- died a-borning. I jammed the check into my trousers pocket, wondering what was
- wrong. Something was goofy about all this. I couldn't pull the threads
- together. They floated in my mind like cobwebs. And I had the odd feeling that
- I knew enough now. If I looked at the picture in just the right way I'd see it
- all. The pictures, including the one of Webb, didn't do me any good here,
- either. I showed them around, asked questions, then followed a bellboy up to my
- room. I flopped on the bed, pulled the phone over on my chest, and called the
- _Pele._ Loana was appearing there nightly now. This would be her fourth night.
- She wasn't there at this hour, but I had her home phone number. I tried it out.
- She was home, just getting ready to leave, she said. I couldn't tell much about
- her on the phone, except that her voice was low and sweet and soft. I told her
- who I was and mentioned Webley Alden's name. She asked me how he was. "He's
- dead," I said. "Didn't you know?" "Dead? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know." She
- sounded subdued, but not greatly shocked; about what I would have expected from
- someone who had not known him well. I started to tell her he'd been murdered,
- but decided to let that and the rest of my questions wait until I could see
- her. I said, "I'd like very much to talk to you, Miss Kaleoha." She laughed.
- "I'm sorry," she said. "It's just that everyone from the mainland. pronounces
- my name that way." I'd said something vaguely like: _Cal_-ee-Aha! Her
- pronunciation was more like: Kah-lay-_Oh-h ..._ hah. But with a golden softness
- in her tone, a fluid whisper, that made it sound like another language
- entirely. But of course. It was another language entirely. She added, "Please
- call me Loana." "Loana." It rolled pleasantly on my tongue. "Could I meet you
- somewhere today?" "Well, I..." She hesitated. "I've so many things to do this
- afternoon. Would tonight be all right? At the _Pele?_" "Fine." "If you'd like.
- I'll see that you have a good table. We could talk after one of my shows. I'm
- on at nine and eleven." "Nine okay?" "Of course. You'll have a table reserved.
- Just give your name to Chuck at the door. Nine, then, Mr. Scott." I knew that
- Ed Grey owned the _Pele_, and it didn't seem a good idea to let any of the
- people there know in advance that Shell Scott was going to drop in. Not all, of
- course, but some of the _Pele_ employees might be like some of the Algiers
- employees. So I said, "Would you mind having that table held simply for a
- friend? I mean, without mentioning my name?" "Well ... all right. Just tell
- Chuck you're the man I was expecting." "Right. By the way, call me Shell."
- "Till tonight, then, Shell." We hung up. I know there's no explanation of it in
- physics textbooks, but I'd swear some kind of Loana-electricity came over the
- wires and through my ear and started recharging my battery. I said, "Whoo!" and
- headed for downtown Honolulu. * * * *
- I spent most of the afternoon looking for and talking to judges commissioned to
- perform marriages. There were only a handful of district court magistrates and
- I managed to contact all but one of them. I hunted down several of the more
- numerous circuit court judges. None of them had officiated at Webb's marriage;
- none of them recognized his photograph. I decided to make one more call, then
- get on to other things I wanted to do.
- This one was a circuit court judge who had been described to me as tall and
- thin, dark-haired, with a rather large beak. It sounded enough like the man I'd
- seen in Webb's films that I was hopeful. I hadn't called on him yet because he
- lived quite a distance out of town, well up Tantalus Drive in what I'd been
- told was a realty beautiful residential area. It was inland from the city -- or
- _mauka_. My driver explained that few Honolulu streets run north-south or
- east-west, and directions are thus usually expressed as _mauka_, toward the
- inland; _makai_, toward the sea; _waikiki_, toward Diamond Head; and _ewa_,
- toward the Ewa district Northwest of Honolulu. So we headed _mauka_. I'd
- noticed a car following us for a while. It didn't mean a thing to me. It was
- just a brown beat-up old Chevrolet sedan that I'd seen a time or two. Maybe it
- was because I was so completely out of my element, away from the hard, frantic
- streets of Los Angeles, but it never occurred to me that there might be a tail
- on me. Something like that seemed so unlikely here. Besides, my ham-and-egg
- orchid had clearly said, "Welcome to Hawaii." The drive up Tantalus was
- beautiful. The farther we went up the mountain, the greener the view became.
- Trees joined branches overhead, dropping a rain of shadows in pools upon the
- road. At a curve, where there was a thick carpet of green grass on our right,
- and a great mass of fernlike trees and drooping plants that looked exotic to
- me, I asked the driver to stop. Hell, _grass_ looks exotic to me. I got out,
- wondering why I'd been pounding cement in smog-smothered Los Angeles when all
- the time _this_ had been here. I walked over the grass toward the drooping
- exotic things. The brown Chevy passed my parked cab. In a minute I heard the
- dash of gears, as if the Chevy were maneuvering, turning around. I fingered the
- exotic item. The little leaves were soft, smooth. I felt like eating a hunk of
- it. Man, I was really about to go Hawaiian. But then I straightened up. This
- was a fine way for me to be mincing about. Back to work, I thought. But the
- work came back to me. The Chevy was moving fast as it returned down Tantalus
- Drive. I was halfway across the grass, walking toward the cab, when the other
- car came level with me. The rear window of the sedan was open and a guy sat in
- back. Something long and tabular was sticking out of the window. I thought idly
- that it looked a bit like a long bean-shooter. But not even in the
- flower-smelling state I'd sunk to could I fail to recognize murder when I saw
- it. Especially when the guy to be murdered was me. Perception was delayed a
- little, but it came. Awareness didn't just filter into my brain. It slammed in.
- It rammed my brain and nerves like a hammer. I dug one foot into the grass,
- snapped my leg and leaped, diving for the ground. The rifle cracked while I was
- in the air and the slug whispered past my head. I hit the grass skidding, had
- the Colt in my hand as I heard the car's engine-whine sing higher. Another slug
- spat from the rifle. It hit the grass a foot in front of my face. The cold burn
- was all through me, in my gut, chilling my face, pulling at my nerves. I took
- my time. My glance fell over the hammer of my gun, the sight, touched the car.
- Gently I squeezed the trigger. Already the Chevy was too far from me, but I
- thumbed back the hammer for the shade of extra accuracy that would give me,
- eased my finger down on the trigger again. The crack of my shots was somehow
- not loud here, perhaps muffled by the massed growth of shrubbery and trees.
- Echoes came back to me. The car was gone, fishtailing around a curve a hundred
- yards away. I felt fairly sure I hadn't hit anyone in the car. Might have hit
- the car itself, but I couldn't even be certain of that. On my knees, I looked
- at the brown furrow in the grass. And I shook my head hard. I'd been off guard,
- for sure. It wouldn't happen again. Bean-shooter, huh? Well, in a way it was.
- That bastard had been shooting at me, and he'd been aiming at my bean. Only
- then did it filter in. Shooting at me -- here? Why shoot at me? Who in Hawaii
- wanted to kill me? One thing was sure: somebody here did, really did, want to
- kill me. I went back to the very frightened cab driver, mumbled an unbelieved
- explanation. We drove a little farther up Tantalus Drive and I talked to the
- judge. He wasn't the one. He was just a tall thin guy with a large beak.
- * * *
- *TEN* Late in the afternoon I took a cab up fashionable Kalakaua Avenue, the
- main street of Waikiki, to the International Market Place. The Market Place is
- not a building, but an open-air area of green grass and curving walks, many
- shops and booths and clubs. And it is what its name implies: International.
- Facing it from Kalakaua, I looked at the totem poles on my left, garishly
- painted, contorted faces carved upon them. Farther left and extending from the
- Avenue into the grounds was Don the Beachcomber's Bora Bora Lounge, in which --
- according to a sign outside it -- was the famous Dagger Bar. On my right was
- the first of many little stores and shops. This one was Polynesian, crammed
- with idols, wood-carvings, jewelry in glass cases, a model outrigger canoe in
- the front window. Beyond it, all around and in the Market Place, were other
- booths and shops, Korean, Japanese, Hawaiian, Philippine, and more. Directly
- ahead as I looked in from the Avenue, and about fifty feet away, was a huge
- banyan tree. Its massive gnarled trunk was centered in the open space between
- the shops, and its great canopy of leafy limbs formed a roughly oval shape
- above. Dozens of aerial roots grew from its branches and extended down to the
- ground below, forming other smaller trunks. Beneath the tree was a small pool,
- an attractive Japanese-type bridge over it, a plume of water dancing in its
- center. And there appeared to be something up in the tree. It looked almost
- like a little house up there. A tree house? In the heart of Waikiki? I walked
- closer for a better look. This I had to see. At the tree's base was a painted
- wooden sign. Beyond the sign there was a wood-and-bamboo gate about two feet
- wide and four or five feet high. A chain was looped around a post of the gate,
- a padlock through the chain's links. And, believe it or not, beyond the gate
- reed-enclosed wooden steps led clear up into the banyan's limb to -- a tree
- house. I could see it up there, maybe four feet by eight feet and six or seven
- feet in height, a peaked roof above the walls. I wondered if somebody lived up
- there. I read the sign. It said: TREE HOUSE
- Stairway to
- The World's Most Exclusive Restaurant
- Created for those in love with love
- CAPACITY 2
- High in the giant banyan tree you taste
- Succulent cuisine prepared by master chefs
- And sip nectar of the gods while peoples of
- The crossroads of the world stroll below.
- For Information: Phone 937-377
- Ask for: Don the Beachcomber "himself"
- Somehow that sign, the little tree house, gave me the biggest kick I'd had
- since reaching Hawaii. I didn't have the faintest idea who Don the Beachcomber
- was, had never met him, but any guy with the wildness and imagination to build
- a couple-sized restaurant up in a tree in the heart of Waikiki ... well, he got
- my vote. That little house made me think of the vanda orchid on my plate this
- morning, the blazing orange-red poinsettias and delicate plumeria blossoms that
- were by now familiar to my eyes. And it made me think of Loana. All I knew of
- Loana was what I'd seen in a couple of photos, heard over the phone, but
- somehow she seemed part of the vanda orchids and plumerias, and Don the
- Beachcomber's Banyan Tree House. Three minutes later I'd talked to a handsome
- young guy named Skip inside the entrance of the Bora Bora Lounge and had
- reserved the Tree House for dinner this evening. It made me feel rather
- expansive, reserving a whole house -- a whole tree for that matter. I paid in
- advance, just in case Loana went into shock at the sight of me, or couldn't get
- away, or wasn't hungry, or didn't like tree houses. If I had to, I was going to
- eat up there in that dandy little house alone -- although that thought made me
- very sad. The young guy asked my name. And memory sent a bullet swift past my
- ear. I said, "Just put it down as me and a friend." He put something down,
- without a blink. He asked me when we'd be ready for dinner -- apparently they
- actually served a marvelous dinner up there -- and I told him it would be well
- after nine p.m., but probably before midnight. He explained that they liked to
- have everything ready, the squab with a just-right, crisply-golden texture, the
- _pupu_ marinated, the champagne chilled ... until my tongue was hanging out
- moistly. By golly, I thought, if Loana can't make it I'll eat _both_ meals. I
- walked on through the Market Place, soaking up the sights and sounds and
- smells. Then, in a simple open booth, I saw a man working on a small carving
- held in his big hand. He scraped the dark wood with a little curved piece of
- metal. Around him were heads, busts, carved animals, bookends, all kinds of
- carvings, all of them beautifully done. There was a small head of Pan with
- features much like those on the big Pan Webb had brought back from Hawaii. I
- stopped and talked to the wood-carver. He was wide-shouldered, with strong
- hands and a strong face. His eyes looked as if they had seen all the secret
- places of the world, and enjoyed them all. Suddenly I realized that _his_ face
- was like that face of Pan, as if he'd used his own features as a model. He was
- the man I'd been looking for here. "Yes, the Pan," he said, motionless but with
- his hands still poised on the small carving. "I sold it to him. Didn't remember
- his name." "Webley Alden. Six-three or so, thin, thirty-eight years old."
- "Yes." The wood-carver nodded. "An interesting face. I'm glad he bought the
- Pan. Him, not somebody else. He wasn't like most of the others." He grinned
- oddly. "That one I didn't really want to sell. Much of me in that, much of me."
- I thought of the Pan, charred and unrecognizable now. "The man who bought your
- work is dead," I said. "He was killed." He moved for the first time, put the
- little carving down. "I'm sorry." He peered up at me. "Is that why you came
- here?" "Yes. When he bought the Pan, was anybody with him?" "A woman." The
- little shock leaped in my nerves. I showed him my pictures. He recognized Webb
- easily. But he looked at the others for a long time, then shook his head. "No.
- I couldn't say. I remember ... an impression. But not enough to help you."
- "Tell me anything you can. What do you remember?" He thought. "Tall, fairly
- tall. Beautiful body. Beautiful. A beautiful woman." He was silent for a few
- seconds. "Black hair. I'm not sure of the rest. Dark eyes, maybe. Maybe blue
- ... brown ... I'm not sure. But she was beautiful." "Could she have been
- Polynesian? A Hawaiian girl?" "I've no idea now. I don't recall." "If you saw
- her again, not just a picture. Do you think you'd recognize her?" "It's
- difficult to say. So many pass by here. I might. I might not. I don't know." I
- thanked him, told him I might talk to him again, and walked on. I was about to
- stop for a drink and to rest my feet when I remembered the promise I'd made to
- Dr. Paul Anson. Two hula skirts for Paul. Coming up. After asking at a couple
- of places I was sent to a small shop loaded with jewelry and sarongs, _muumuus_
- and tea-timers. They had some "grass" skirts. A Japanese girl showed them to
- me. Somehow I'd expected little thin strips of grass, like weak broom straws,
- but these were big, long, fat green leaves. And there were a _lot_ of them. You
- couldn't see much of anything through this sort of thing. I asked the girl,
- "Are they all made like this? I mean, so ... un-transparent?" She didn't
- understand. So I said, "Aren't there any a little -- wispier? With more ... of
- less? Ah, more revealing?" "Oh. Well, these are what most of the dancers wear."
- "They are?" "Yes. When they do a hula. They're made out of _ti_ leaves."
- "That's the kind I want. Tea leaves." "These are _ti_ leaves. From the _ti_
- plant." Somehow we got it straightened out. There were other, more fragile
- skirts available elsewhere, but these were all the girl had. I bought two of
- them and the girl wrapped them neatly. Paul, I figured, could slice them up a
- little before he gave them to his gal. * * * *
- The Pele was clear out past Diamond Head, a big place surrounded by a lot of
- palms and ferns, with several little pools over which were small arched
- bridges. It was near the sea and I could hear the muffled boom of breakers. At
- eight-forty-five p.m. I went inside. On my left was a long bar, crowded at this
- hour. Ahead was a big room, the dining room. The smooth, polished guy inside
- the dining room entrance was Chuck. I told him Loana was expecting me, and he
- escorted me to a table at front and center, next to the dance floor.
- I beamed. Loana had more than kept her word. The floor of the club was built in
- tiers, ascending higher the farther the tables were from the dance floor. No
- matter where customers sat, they would have a good view of the show. Not as
- good as mine, however. The ceiling was thatched below the wood so that the
- feeling was of being in a large and luxurious beach shack. Around the walls
- were spears and clubs, some paintings of island scenes, fish nets and oddly
- shaped lamps made from shells. Candles, most of them lighted, were on each
- table. The room was nearly filled, and the soft hum of conversation rose and
- fell around me. A waiter wearing a white jacket and small plaited-straw hat
- handed me a menu. I looked over the list of drinks and, with the feeling that
- this was not a night for great caution, ordered a Panther's Blood. I didn't
- order any food. Blood would hold me till Banyan time. My drink arrived in a
- tall highly polished tube of bamboo. A flower was sticking up out of the top.
- Even as I looked, the flower wilted. That should have warned me. It didn't.
- Gayly I glugged, thirstily, in manly fashion, about half the drink. It went
- down like a two-hundred-proof transfusion. I rose two inches off my chair and
- said, "_Hoo-hah!_" I sank back, with the definite impression that I was getting
- numb all over. The waiter was still standing next to the table. Grinning. He'd
- watched this happen before. A sadist. I said, "What's _in_ this curdled lava?"
- "Rum," he said, "many kinds. Vodka, Cointreau, cognac, a little fresh capsicum
- -- " "It's fresh, all right." " -- gin and vermouth." "Uh-huh. After it's all
- made, you pour a martini on top. Nothing else in it, huh? No embalming fluid or
- such?" He was still grinning. "Only the blood of a freshly-killed panther."
- "You didn't kill this one; it's alive. It bit me." He walked away, rubbing his
- palms together like a mad scientist. Maybe he'd made the drink; maybe he _was_
- a mad scientist. If anybody wanted something more potent than this, I thought,
- the waiters would have to go around with big loaded hypodermics, jabbing the
- customers. There just couldn't _be_ anything more potent than this. But there
- was. I didn't know it right then, but there was. Loana. The lights dimmed. I
- shoved my drink clear across the table, thinking I was already going blind, but
- it was showtime. A Polynesian M.C. came onto the floor; a spot fell on him. He
- talked a little, sang a little. A small girl about five feet tall did a
- six-foot hula. A Japanese girl sang a song almost entirely through her nose.
- And then the M. C. said, "Ladies and gentlemen, _malihinis_ and _kamaainas -- _
- our lovely Loana." She came on. She wore a pale blue _holomuu -- _ the
- clinging, fitted gown which many Hawaiians wear, smooth over breasts and waist
- and hips, descending gracefully to the floor. The musicians, well to the rear
- of the floor, played a song I'd never heard before. Soft, lovely, a little sad.
- This was a Hawaiian dance, a hula, not Tahitian. The floor was bare, the
- illumination like bright moonlight. And Loana moved like music. Hips slowly
- swaying, arms flowing, hands seeming to melt through the air. Her long black
- hair floated behind her head and brushed her shoulders and I could see her lips
- move as she silently mouthed the words of the song. She was that rare thing, an
- entertainer who not only entertained but captured. She was magic, her movements
- quicksilver and moonlight, soft as winds, smooth as darkness, as she wove a
- spell around the audience, around me. All that from just swinging hips and
- moving arms, from rippling hands, and fingers? All that, and more. The hula,
- when expertly done, always has a little of that special Polynesian beauty and
- charm that is in no other dance; but with Loana it was the true, authentic
- magic. My eyes were on her, on her shadowed face and body, but around her I
- imagined sea and surf at night, sand beneath her bare feet, trade winds in
- sighing palms. All the dances of all the dark-skinned girls with flashing eyes
- -- from the old, old days on unnamed islands until now -- all moved in Loana's
- blood, in her hips and hands and eyes. When she finished the dance she bowed
- forward slightly, arms extended before her, hands touching. The applause burst
- and swelled. Loana straightened, dropped her arms, and looked straight at me,
- smiling. I nodded, grinned, applauded furiously. The M.C. came back. There was
- more. Another song, a guy doing a comic routine. Then a bull-muscled man in a
- _lava lava_ did a sword dance, sharp knives flashing as he stamped about a fire
- burning in an open black-metal pot on the floor. The fire still burned there
- when he left. And then Loana again. Not the Hawaiian hula this time. This time
- the Tahitian dance. The tempo of the music quickened, became louder, almost
- frenzied. With the beat of drums and click-click-click of wood on wood, the
- drum-like plucking of strings, the gasp of horns. Loana came onto the floor
- suddenly, almost running, head high, full breasts jutting forward, hips moving,
- rocking, rocking to the rapid beat. Her costume wasn't the same. Now she wore
- only a narrow printed cloth over her breasts, and two other strips of the same
- cloth at her hips, one in front and one behind, knotted together at each side.
- It was low on her hips, dipping below the navel in front, looking as if it must
- fall from her, slide down her gleaming legs. Not the graceful hula this time.
- This time the wild Tahitian orgy of rippling breasts and hips and thighs, the
- frantic sexual attack, the hot loin-burning, lusty, Tahitian dance designed to
- stir the senses, fire the blood. She moved around the floor then paused near
- the fire, its flames licking redly over her quivering flesh, feet planted in
- one spot but the rest of her body vibrating, throbbing, the cloth at her hips
- billowing, rippling, her breasts trembling. She spun around. And suddenly it
- was over. As suddenly as it had begun, she was gone. I didn't move for about a
- minute. Then I called the waiter over. He stopped by me, grinning. "Another
- Panther's Blood, please," I said. Five minutes later Loana walked along the
- edge of the dance floor, stopped by my table. "Mr. Scott?" I stood up and
- pulled out a chair. "Shell. Please sit down." She'd changed into another
- _holomuu_, dark blue this time, with splashes of white on it. She sat down and
- said easily, "What's that?" she was pointing at my drink. "Panther's Blood."
- "Oh, dear." "Yeah. There should be a sign: Not one to a customer." She laughed
- and I added, "I wasn't going to have another, but after your dances I
- weakened." She smiled. "You liked my dances then." I nodded. Her smile widened.
- "I noticed that you seemed ... sympathetic." "I didn't know you could see me
- that well." "Yes, I was watching you almost all the time." "I didn't
- realize..." "Perhaps you weren't looking at my eyes." "Yeah, uh, now that I
- think back..." Where do you go from there? But now I looked at her eyes. They
- were velvet, almost black, like her long thick hair. Hot eyes, but there seemed
- a smile in them, too, as there was on her warm red lips. We talked for a few
- minutes, always easily, never any searching for the right word or phrase. There
- hadn't been any strain or unease from the moment we'd met. And I liked to
- listen to her speak. Her voice on the phone had been sweet and low and soft,
- but it was vibrant, golden now, coming from her lips. She laughed easily, and
- it was quite a while before I remembered to mention Webb. When I did, I asked
- her if she'd seen him when he was here in the Islands. "Yes, I did," she said.
- "He'd just arrived, he told me. I only talked to him for a few minutes -- he
- wanted to make sure I was going to be at the Anniversary Party, that was all. I
- told him I would." "This was when he first got here? That would have been on or
- around the sixth or seventh?" "Yes, about then." "Did he talk to you here at
- the club?" "No, at my home. I've only been at the _Pele_ for four nights. I
- started Saturday." "Where were you working before you came here?" "In the Surf
- Room at the Trade Winds during June and July." "How about from the first of
- August until you opened here?" She frowned slightly. "I didn't work. Just lazed
- around home and on the beach, a little vacation." "You weren't on the mainland
- at any time, then?" "No. Why?" I grinned. "Well, I guess you couldn't have
- married Webb." "_Married_ him?" She smiled, puzzled. "Of course not. I'm not
- married -- and I didn't know he was." "He got married on the thirteenth here.
- Flew home and was killed the night after his arrival." She was silent for a
- moment. "How was he killed?" "Murdered." She drew back a little, as if in
- revulsion at the word. "Murdered? I thought ... an accident or something." "No,
- he was shot." I talked to her for another few minutes, but she seemed unable to
- give me any help. After their meeting, she'd not seen Webb again, or even heard
- about him until I'd mentioned his name, she told me. I asked her about Ed Grey.
- She'd met him, and of course knew he owned the _Pele_, but hadn't had anything
- to do with the man during her month at the Algiers or since. She didn't like
- him at all, she said. And she didn't know anything about Pagan Page. Finally I
- dropped it, said to her, "You'll be at the party in Medina next Saturday,
- then?" "Yes, I'll take a couple of days off, fly over and back." She smiled.
- "Are you going to be there, Shell?" "If I possibly can. If I'm not, detour to
- the Spartan Apartment Hotel and say hello." "Spartan?" "On North Rossmore in
- Hollywood. That's where I live." "Oh." It was said with a rising and falling
- inflection, like the sweep of her long lashes up and down over her dark eyes. I
- asked Loana if she wanted a drink, but she said, "Not now. After my next show,
- if you're still here." "I'll be here." "I don't have anything to drink while
- I'm working. After the last show I usually have something before I eat."
- "Dinner! Ah, that reminds me. You haven't eaten?" "No. I never eat dinner until
- after the shows." "Then why not have it with me?" She looked at me for a few
- seconds, then smiled. "I'd love to. Here?" "I was thinking of something more --
- well, like a tree." "A what?" "Tree. There's the wildest little tree house -- "
- "Oh," she laughed. "The Banyan Tree. In the Market Place." "That's it, that's
- it. Have you been down -- up there?" "No, but I've seen it. Oh, it looks
- charming! That would be wonderful, Shell." She reached across the table and put
- her hand over mine. The last of my reservations about Loana melted away. We sat
- and talked until shortly before eleven, when she had to get ready for the show.
- A couple of times we danced together on the small floor, and the vibrations
- from both of her previous dances must still have been in the air. In my arms
- she was as soft and graceful as that Hawaiian hula, but it affected me
- Tahitian. Then she left me to get ready. I sat at the table and waited for the
- show. And thought about Loana. Thought of the beauty of her face and body. Of
- Loana's golden voice and velvet eyes. * * * *
- Later we walked through the Market Place, my arm across her shoulders, her arm
- about my waist. When we got near the wood-carver's booth I thought of stopping
- there, just to check, make sure Loana wasn't the woman the wood-carver had
- seen. But the booth was closed, dark, and the woodcarver was gone.
- So we went to Don the Beachcomber's and inside. I confirmed our reservations
- for the tree, said we'd be ready in half an hour. Then we stepped across the
- room to the Dagger Bar and had a couple of drinks. Loana stuck to a _Puka Puka_
- and a _Nui Nui_, but not me. I started with a _Penang Afrididi_ and followed it
- with a Cobra's Fang. No sense at all. Or maybe I had in some weird way a
- premonition of what was going to happen. Maybe I had a kind, of feverish
- feeling that this night was to be different from all the others in my life. Or
- maybe I just thought if I could handle two Panther's Bloods I could handle
- anything. Those two panthers down there seemed to have spied each other and
- killed themselves. Or possibly I'd drowned them with the _Afrididi_ and Cobra's
- Fang. Whatever, I was feeling no pain. Loana and I sat at the bar and yakked,
- and grinned at each other, and had a delightful time indeed, then walked into
- the adjacent Bora Bora Lounge, where our waiter was ready for us at our table.
- He handed me a beautiful _lei_ made of those delicately colored and delicately
- scented vanda orchids, and I put it around Loana's neck. Then she was seated in
- the "Queen's Chair" -- an oversized rattan chair with huge rounded back
- extending above her head -- and the waiter told me I could prepare the _pupu._
- "Pupu?" He nodded, pointed. On the table was a wee charcoal-broiler gadget,
- about two inches wide and three inches long. Coals, already glowing red, filled
- the little _hibachi_'_s_ bottom. Placed inside a tube of bamboo were several
- bamboo skewers, bits of tender meat already upon them, still in their marinade
- sauce. I flopped a couple of the skewers onto the coals, feeling very jazzy,
- and the waiter said, "What would you like for your complimentary drink?"
- "Drink? Free?" "Yes." "I ... hadn't counted on that," I said, thinking back. I
- looked at Loana. She grinned happily and shrugged. "Might as well live," I said
- to her. "Might as well," she said. "Even if it kills us." "I'll have a zombie,"
- she said. "Loana! You _do_ care!" She laughed. "Even if it kills me." "OK," I
- said, looking at the drink list, and recklessly ordered. "Bring me a -- _a
- Skull and Bones!_" The _pupu_ was done on one side and I turned it over. A tall
- dark waitress wearing an Indian sari brought our drinks. We had a sip and
- started on the now-just-right bits of broiled meat. They were delicious. I
- piled the rest of them on. While finishing them, and more of our drinks, we
- looked at the little menu listing the dinner we were about to be served in the
- tree house. It made my mouth water. I looked at Loana. She looked at me. We
- smacked our lips -- she delicately, me boorishly. "Let's get up there," she
- said. "Call the waiter, call the waitress, let's go." We gobbled the last of
- our broiled meat and had another guzzle of the drinks, waving at people. Our
- waiter zipped over. In another minute we were outside, standing next to a big
- carved idol lighted by the flame of a Hawaiian torch, under the Banyan Tree.
- The white-turbaned waiter unlocked the little gate and went up the stairs
- first, carrying a big silver tray laden with all that wonderful food, wrapped
- in foil to keep it warm. Loana followed him, and I -- not being stupid --
- followed Loana. The steps were solid underfoot, and on our right and left walls
- of thin bamboo formed a semi-screen around us. Below, out in the open air of
- the Market Place, people strolled about, looked in shops. Several were peering
- up now, following our progress as best they could. Halfway up, Loana looked
- back over her shoulder at me. "Isn't this exciting, Shell?" "You don't know the
- half of it." After all, she was not right behind Loana. At the top of the steps
- our waiter stopped on a little deck or landing, held aside strips of bamboo
- beads, and nodded us inside the little house. I was startled when I followed
- Loana in. The room was small -- but exquisite. Against the far wall, which was
- not, of course, very far away, sat a low couch. On it were heaped soft pillows,
- every shade of the rainbow. Before the couch was a low rectangular table, on
- which our waiter placed the tray of food. The champagne bucket went on the
- floor. Loana and I sank luxuriously into the pillows, she smiling, me grinning
- happily. This, I thought, will be a night to remember. And the waiter said,
- "Shall I open the champagne?" It _had_ been a night to remember, too -- until I
- stepped on that damned champagne bottle. The damned champagne bottle that sent
- me staggering, plunging out through the bamboo-bead curtains, clutching the
- hula skirt Loana had thrown me. Out, over the rail, and down. Cracking into
- limbs and things solid, whooping and grabbing at leaves.... * * * *
- I had grabbed at the last leaf, snapped the last twig, and memory explosions
- bloomed in my mind. Everything I'd done in these last few days whirled in a
- blur through my brain. You wouldn't believe what all can whirl through your
- brain when you're falling out of a tree.
- Lights were flashing behind my eyes from the bangs my head had gotten, white
- lights and black ones and lots of pretty colored ones. And then _smack -- _
- into black. I couldn't have been out very long. Because there were all sorts of
- commotion around me when the first faint light filtered back. Those scenes
- which had just flitted through my mind danced there a brief moment longer,
- blurred and muddled, then melted into mushy grayness. They melted away, gone
- completely. I got a very queer feeling. Very queer. Something strange was
- happening. A bunch of citizens were galloping around me. I didn't know where I
- was or anything, and for a moment I thought maybe I was tied to a stake and
- these were natives racing around the fire, about to toss me in a pot and gobble
- me up. I had been slammed around so vigorously that, oddly enough, so far
- there'd been merely sight without sound. Slowly, then all of a sudden, my
- hearing came back. What had before been only extremely rapid motion became
- howling pandemonium. Wow, the noise! It clobbered my eardrums as if they were
- bongos pounded by wild savages. It was the people -- all those citizens --
- shrieking and yowling and hullabalooing. It was horrendous, horrific,
- astounding, like an Italian opera -- all the notes at once. There were screams
- and wails and hoarse bellows. Dust was rising. But I was not. No, I was not
- rising. It was then I realized I was sort of waggling limply around on the
- ground beneath a tree, eyeballing those citizens. Drafts swept over me. I
- didn't have any _clothes_ on. I added some notes of my own to that opera,
- grabbed a green leafy thing that was nearby and hugged it to me as I got to my
- knees. What the hell? I thought. And that was all. I couldn't think of anything
- else to think. It swept over me clammily that I didn't know where I was. Didn't
- even know _what_ I was. Then the final, ultimate horror smacked me like a gob
- of wet spaghetti. I didn't even know _who_ I was. I had lost my marble!
- * * *
- *ELEVEN* That's what it was, all right. I had lost my mind. I was out of my
- skull. I had gone cuckoo. I had milk of amnesia or whatever they call it.
- Everything got very dear to me then. I could see dearly that everything was as
- unclear as it could be. But I could also see the citizens plainly now --
- citizens of someplace. Most likely Africa, I figured. Or the wilds of
- Afghanistan. Some of the Afghanistanians were coming at me. Most of them were
- going the other way. Some were jumping up in little hops, or peering at me
- through wide-fingered hands. Who _am_ I? I thought. The queer thing was that I
- seemed to know practically everything except that one item -- and where I was,
- how I'd got here -- but that was an important item. It was as if everything
- which had ever happened to _me_ had been stored in one little spot in my brain,
- and that area had been attacked by spot remover. But I knew those people were
- -- people. That around me were trees and buildings and so on. That I was, in
- fact, sort of waggling feebly around under a huge tree going "Gah ... gah!" as
- if I'd just been born here. And that I had sure as hell better stop going
- "Gah!" and simply get going. What made up my mind conclusively was the
- realization, which arrived with a great sinking sensation, that maybe I _had_
- just been born here. Because I'd been flopping on the ground wearing my
- birthday suit. Then I noticed the green leafy thing I was holding against me
- for protection. Protection for _them._ It was a hula skirt. Great Scott! I
- cried mentally. _I_'_m a girl!_ But, no, I wasn't either a girl. Those guys
- were running at me, getting close. One of them was another of those things I
- could remember: a cop. He was wearing a uniform and swinging a little club. I
- also remembered what to do when a cop comes at you swinging a little club. I
- did it. I Jumped up, fastening the grass skirt, speedily but securely, around
- hips it had not been made to encircle, spun about and _ran._ I ran to a wide
- car-clogged avenue and swung right, the sounds of pursuit behind me like the
- baying of a famished wolf pack. Feet, I said, whoever's you are, go like crazy!
- They were moving wildly, carrying me along like little cheetahs. In the street,
- brakes squealed and horns honked. On the sidewalk ahead, open-mouthed people
- faded out of my way. I charged ahead, bare cheetah-feet banging hard concrete,
- grass skirt slapping my knees, then darted toward a big building on my right. I
- had to get out of the street, that was sure. Over the entrance it said, "Moana
- Hotel." I raced up the steps, slowed to look back. I shouldn't have slowed. It
- looked like a movie of a parade run at triple speed, following me, the leader.
- That cop wasn't in front, but he was close behind. With two more cops. I didn't
- even stop in the hotel lobby, ran through, out into a courtyard. Wild yowling
- and yelling again. Wherever I was, it was the noisiest place you could imagine.
- I ran through it, dodged tables, zipped around a big tree. Ahead of me: Ocean.
- At last. Now I knew what to do. I'd drown myself. I sprinted forward, felt sand
- under my feet. Sand, then the cool wetness of surf. Faint in the darkness ahead
- was the pale white foam of breakers. I kept running, then started swimming.
- Straight out. It was night, dark and almost quiet here, stars sharp above. I
- swam a long time. Then I looked back. Nobody was near me. Stretching from left
- to right along the shoreline were big hotels; lights salt-and-peppered the
- night, many white ones mixed like confetti with red and blue and green and
- yellow ones. Right here, old man, I said to myself, you'd better do some
- thinking. Was I an old man? I hadn't run like an old man. I dog-paddled a
- while, and now that I was away from the madness back there, getting my wind
- back, I started to think. But there wasn't much to think about. It truly was as
- if I'd been born under that big tree. Everything before that blurred moment was
- blank. Life began for me now, this minute. And it didn't seem, from the life
- I'd lived so far, that I had much to look forward to. There wouldn't be
- _anything_ to look forward to, however, if I didn't get out of this ocean. I
- started swimming again, more slowly this time, angling toward shore so I would
- hit the beach half a mile or so from the point where I'd left it. When I
- finally felt the wet sand beneath me, I was exhausted. Whatever banging around
- I'd had, the flight and long swim, had drained most of my strength from me. My
- head felt broken. I sprawled on the sand and slept. When I awoke, it was still
- dark. I rolled onto my back, looked up at bright stars in the black sky. And I
- was suddenly awake, without any lingering fog of sleep in my mind. I remembered
- what had happened -- but only from that moment under the tree until now. The
- grass skirt, tightly knotted at my side, was still around my waist. But there
- was nothing else, nothing to tell me who I was, where I'd come from, how I'd
- gotten here. It was an empty, even frightening, awakening. I ached all over,
- and my head throbbed dully in time to the beat of my heart. I started walking
- along the beach. Lights of hotels were burning brightly; voices reached me in
- the night. For a while I stood in shadow near a group of tables and chairs
- before a small building. People were talking there, laughing and having fun.
- Before long I knew I was in Hawaii, in Honolulu, on the beach at Waikiki. I
- found a path between two buildings, kept walking, keeping to darkened streets
- as much as possible. I was more than a little conspicuous, and didn't even know
- where I was going. But I knew I couldn't just sit on the beach and wait for the
- sun to come up. Not in a grass skirt. Not without knowing more, somehow
- discovering a little more about myself. Soon after leaving the beach I learned
- a little more. But I didn't plan it. It just happened. I had turned into a
- dimly illuminated section of a street that a sign told me was Monsarrat. A
- couple of cars passed, kept on going. Then another came by. It was an old brown
- Chevrolet, moving fast. The driver was leaning out a front window, looking
- toward me, and as the car went by he yelled, "Hey that's him!" Tires skidded on
- the road as he hit the brakes. The car came to a sudden, swerving stop. Two
- guys piled out of the rear and the car swung around in a U-turn, raced back the
- way it had come. Alarm jumped in me. I might even have tried to run, but ahead
- of me the Chevrolet slid into the curb and stopped. A man jumped out of the
- front seat; another, the fourth, followed him. The last two stood on the
- sidewalk facing me. I turned toward them, but twisted my head around for a
- look. Ten yards away the two men who'd first left the car were trotting toward
- me. Two in front, two in back. And they sure as hell didn't act friendly. The
- Chevy's driver called, "Don't shoot. Keep it quiet. He can't have a gun on
- him." His voice was not loud, but it carried easily past me to the others. And
- I heard it. Don't _shoot?_ I looked around, glanced over the ground. There was
- nothing near me I could use as a weapon or club. And nobody had to tell me I
- was going to need one. Across the street, a five-foot-high brick wall extended
- parallel to the sidewalk before a two-story building. As the men closed in on
- me I ran toward two of them, then turned suddenly, sprinted across the street
- and stopped with my back to the brick wall. One of the men let out a yell, but
- the others ran after me in silence. The main advantage I'd got by running here
- was that my back was protected now; but there was another benefit, too. Instead
- of reaching me all at once, the men were spread out a little by the time they
- got to me. That was the idea. A guy in a snap-brim hat was in the lead,
- something held in his upraised hand. Two men were together behind him, and the
- fourth was barely starting across the street. The man in front was a big guy,
- about my size. He jumped toward me, swinging his arm down in a hard swift
- motion toward my head. I could see small teeth in his open mouth, lips pulled
- apart and stretched out of shape. I didn't duck. I didn't even reach up to
- block the descending arm and hand. Instead I stepped forward, keeping my left
- foot planted on the sidewalk and swinging my right foot ahead and around a
- little in front of me as my body turned. The move pulled me just enough to my
- left so that when I bent forward slightly the gun or sap in the man's hand
- merely brushed my back, bouncing harmlessly from the skin. Without being aware
- of it I had, when I'd first moved, thrown my right arm across the front of my
- body. The hand was open, thumb pulled back from the fingers as far as I could
- force it, the hard ridge of muscle at the base of my little finger tight and
- ridged. As the blow bounced from my back I swung toward the man, arm whipping
- away from my body, eyes following the dipping motion of his head and neck. The
- force of his blow bent him forward and I aimed my swinging hand at the base of
- his skull. It landed hard on his neck, with a smack like a butcher's cleaver.
- He kept going down but I jerked my head toward the other two men, almost on me.
- There was a little more light here and I could see them clearly enough. The one
- on my left was about my height but maybe fifty pounds under my weight, with
- bushy black hair and eyebrows, a big fat spread-out nose and thin lips. Light
- glanced from the gun in his right hand, a big automatic pistol The other man
- was short and stocky, with a wide square face. He didn't hold a gun. A
- long-bladed knife was in his hand, held low, point forward and up. The first
- guy I'd hit was still falling when I spun toward the other two, bringing my
- right arm back, throwing it forward like a club, hand in an open fist with the
- knuckles sticking out. The tall skinny guy with the gun was closer. I dropped
- my right shoulder, digging the toes of my right foot against the cement, drove
- my hand toward his midsection. I felt the knuckles hit his arm, bounce by and
- into his stomach. A strangled sound erupted from his mouth. I clubbed him once
- more, in the face this time, as that blade flashed on my right. I jerked my
- body, but not quickly enough. The knife sliced across my chest, bounced from a
- rib. The stocky man swung back toward me, started the knife ripping toward me
- again. But the blade's point was far to my left side. I hit his wrist, forcing
- it out and up, swung in toward him pivoting on my left foot and felt my hips
- slam into him. I got my right foot planted on the outside of his own right
- foot, pointing in the same direction as his, while my right arm went under his
- left armpit, fingers clutching the back of his coat. I twisted hard to my left,
- pulling with my left hand, lifting him with my right arm. He flew over my hip,
- turned in the air and slammed to the street. The fourth man came out of
- nowhere, hit me, sent me to my knees. He stumbled, sprawled near me. The man
- I'd hit in the stomach was on all fours, the pistol on the asphalt a foot from
- me. I scooped it up, dropped flat and rolled aside, yanked at the trigger. The
- gun hadn't been cocked, didn't fire. I rolled again, got to my knees, the hard
- asphalt grinding skin from them. But the gun was tight in my right hand. As if
- I'd done it a thousand times I slapped my left hand over the top of the gun,
- flipped back the slide and let it snap forward again. In the same motion I
- jerked the gun's muzzle toward a man moving near me and squeezed the trigger.
- The automatic jumped, the hard blast sounding like a cannon in the quiet. But
- the gun hadn't been aimed close to the man. And now I saw he hadn't been coming
- toward me. He was sprinting for the car. Another man, still on all fours, was
- scuttling away, also toward the car. But the guy with the knife was on his feet
- again. And the knife was still in his fist. He took one fast step toward me,
- then another. When he was a yard away, I shot him. The big Colt was almost
- touching his breastbone when I pulled the trigger. It was as if I'd braced
- myself and kicked him with both feet. The impact of the heavy slug stopped his
- forward movement, spun him, even sent him backward. His arms flapped loosely,
- knife spinning in the air and slithering over the asphalt. He hit the street,
- rolled onto his side and hung there for an awful moment, nearly motionless.
- Then slowly his body turned and he settled face down against the pavement. I
- swung toward movement on my right. Across the street, the Chevrolet was moving.
- I hadn't even heard the engine start. The car's right rear door was open and
- one of the two men who'd run had thrown himself inside. He wasn't yet all the
- way in, must have fallen flat on the floor by the rear seat. His feet stuck out
- past the side of the car, toes pointing downward. As the car leaped from the
- curb he pulled his legs in, the door slammed shut. I raised the gun in my hand,
- squeezed the trigger, heard the bullet smack into the car. I kept pulling the
- trigger until the slide stop caught the slide, held it open. The gun was empty,
- but I knew I'd hit the car again. It slid around a corner with tires shrieking.
- For seconds longer I stood there in the street. Nearby a light went on in a
- darkened building. And then impressions began to flood in on me. Street and
- trees, lights, farther down Monsarrat a car's headlights glowed as it came this
- way. Then it turned off. I realized that I was standing in a crouch, knees
- bent, gun held before me. And that my teeth were jammed so hard together that
- thin arrows of pain darted in my jaws. Slowly I straightened up, dropped the
- empty gun. I looked at the man in the street, at the other man still lying face
- down near the brick wall. I knew the man I'd shot must be dead. I walked to
- him, though, touched him. There was a little hole in his chest, an unbelievably
- big and ragged hole in his back. The bullet had torn clear through him. He'd
- been dead a split second after that .45-caliber slug had touched him. I walked
- to the other man, felt for the pulse in his throat. There was no pulse. His
- neck was broken. I stood up, dryness in my throat, my skin cold. I raised my
- hands and looked at them. They were trembling a little. And I felt as if I were
- trembling the same way inside. I realized then that I hadn't been frightened
- when those four men had come at me. Maybe there hadn't been time for fright,
- but I'd known only a sudden alarm, a quickening of attention and perception.
- Not really fright during those swift just-ended moments. But there was fright
- now. It was from not knowing who the men were, why they'd come at me ... who I
- was, and _what_ I was. Not even knowing how I'd been able to live through those
- moments. Except for the painful but not dangerous knife slash across my chest
- and side, the skin scraped from my knees, I hadn't even been hurt. I remembered
- the ease with which I'd slapped back the automatic's slide, remembered the edge
- of my palm cracking against the back of the man's neck -- the man now dead at
- my feet. It was bad enough to know I had killed two men. But the worst of it
- was the not knowing.... I shook it all out of my head, stood indecisive for a
- few more seconds, then bent and grabbed the man at my feet. I dragged him to a
- gate in the brick wall, and through it into the grounds before the still dark
- two-story building. Quickly I stripped the clothes from him, pulled off the
- grass skirt and dressed in the dark suit he'd worn. He'd been big enough; the
- suit was a pretty good fit, a little tight in the shoulders. The shoes were too
- small, but I got them on. His snap-brim hat fit well enough. I left him there
- in his shorts, the grass skirt on the ground near him, then walked to the other
- man, started going through his clothes. I heard a siren, raised my head. It was
- getting louder, coming in this direction. Whatever papers the other man had
- been carrying were in his clothes, which I wore now. So I dug into the pockets
- of the man I'd shot, found his wallet and grabbed it. If there was anything
- else on him, I didn't have time to look for it I ran back through the gate in
- the brick wall, alongside the building and came out on a street named Kaunaoa.
- I ran to the corner, turned, kept running for a minute or two. Then I slowed,
- walked normally until I could hail a cab. The cabbie, driving slowly up
- Kapahulu Avenue, said, "Where to?" "I ... take me to a hotel. Any hotel." I
- thumbed through the two wallets. There were a lot of bills. I said, "Make it a
- good hotel. Not right downtown, though." "Hawaiian Village is pretty far out.
- Nice place, too." "Okay." It was after four a.m. when we got there and drove
- along a gently winding drive to the big, impressive entrance. A few minutes
- later, registered as John Smith, I was in a sixth-floor room which faced the
- mountains. I hung the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the doorknob, locked the door
- and took a look at myself in the bathroom mirror. I wasn't marked up much; the
- knife slash on my chest and side was long and painful but wasn't going to slow
- me down. I showered the dried sea salt and blood from my body, then sat in
- darkness on the cement deck outside my room. The wind off the sea was warm and
- strong. I thought for a while about what had happened, then crawled into bed. *
- * * *
- For a minute or two after awakening I was completely disoriented. The room was
- strange. Bright sunlight poured past open draperies before the big sliding
- glass door opening onto the deck. When I moved, my head started banging; the
- knife slash pulled at my chest and side.
- Then I remembered. Honolulu, Hawaii. Me, "John Smith," about half a day old
- now. And, considering the kind of muggs who seemed to be after me, not likely
- to get much older. I showered and dressed, then at eleven a.m. called room
- service and had orange juice, a pot of coffee, and two of the local newspapers
- sent up. I had the juice, poured coffee and started looking through the
- Honolulu _Star-Bulletin_ and Honolulu _Advertiser._ I didn't have to look far;
- both papers had the story front-paged. They were about me, I was sure. It
- wasn't the kind of thing that would happen twice on the same night. But there
- was no name in the stories. I learned that a man had jumped or fallen from Don
- the Beachcomber's Tree House in the Banyan, at the International Market Place,
- and disappeared by fleeing into the ocean. There was a possibility that he had
- drowned. It was not known who the man was, since he'd given no name to the
- waiter who had taken his reservation for the tree house dinner. A fairly good
- description of the man had been obtained, however, from the waiter -- and other
- witnesses to the event. The waiter had also been able to supply police with the
- name of the woman who, presumably, had been dining in the Banyan Tree at the
- time of the accident. Her name was Loana Kaleoha, and she was a dancer now at
- the _Pele._ When police investigated, however, she had not been found in the
- tree house. A waiter stated that during the excitement she had phoned him to be
- let out of the house, and had disappeared; she'd been carrying something in her
- arms, perhaps a man's coat, he said. The police had so far been unable to find
- Miss Kaleoha at home. There was little more to the stories. One of them said
- the police had some of the man's clothing at the Honolulu Police Station. A
- detective named Robert Wang was on the case. There was no indication that the
- police knew anything about the man besides the fact that he'd toppled
- indelicately out of a tree, or that they had any interest in him other than the
- desire to ask him a few pointed questions. What, then, had sent those four
- characters after me last night? I hadn't carefully checked the clothing I'd
- taken from the dead man, or the wallets, so I looked over the stuff I'd placed
- on the dresser. Besides the two wallets, there was only a pocket comb, gummed
- up with hair and dandruff and dirt, a ring of keys, cigarettes, and some small
- change. I dropped the comb into the wastebasket and examined the wallets. They
- had belonged to men named, according to the driver's licenses, Gordon Vennor
- and James Bowen, the former thirty-two years old, the latter forty-one. Vennor
- had been the guy with the knife, Bowen the first man who'd reached me there
- against the wall -- the first man who'd died. The licenses also gave me their
- addresses, both in Honolulu. Nothing else in the clothing or wallets was of
- help to me -- except the money. The two men hadn't been going hungry. One
- wallet held well over three hundred dollars, the other almost two hundred and
- eighty. With the small change, I now had a little more than six hundred clams.
- Maybe some day I'd pay back their heirs, but right now I didn't feel guilty
- about using the cash. I had a number of bruises, scrapes and aches, and my head
- felt pretty well battered, but aside from the physical discomfort I felt fairly
- good. I went into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. I was a big
- guy, with short white hair and angled white eyebrows looming over gray eyes,
- darkly tanned face, my nose a little bent. Somewhere between twenty-five and
- thirty-five years old. There were some swellings on my face and forehead, a
- bruise on my left cheekbone, but they seemed to fit the face somehow. The white
- eyebrows stood out like beacons against the deep tan of my face. I doused them
- with dregs of coffee from the pot until they had an odd brownish color, then
- put on the snap-brim hat. It helped. Not much. I looked up Loana Kaleoha in the
- phone directory, called her number. There was no answer. I left the room, went
- down to the lobby and out to the hotel's entrance. Nobody paid more than casual
- attention to me. I climbed into a cab. An hour later I'd checked on both Gordon
- Vennor and James Bowen. Both had lived alone in sleazy hotels, each in one
- cluttered and dirty room. The rooms didn't tell me any more than I'd already
- learned from the stuff in their wallets. There was still no answer when I
- called Loana again. So I went back to the cab and told the driver to take me to
- jail.
- * * *
- *TWELVE* The Honolulu Police Station was a big cream-colored building at the
- corner of Bethel and Merchant Streets. I stood across the street, looking at
- the carved wooden doors of the entrance at 842 Bethel, wondering how to go
- about this. Farther down the block were a Surplus Center, George's Diner, a
- bondsman's office. Directly across from me was the Traffic Court. Behind me on
- Merchant doors opened into what were apparently small offices, and over a door
- only a few feet away was a sign, "Detective Division." I remembered the name of
- Detective Robert Wang had been mentioned in the newspaper reports. So I took a
- deep breath, and went through the door beneath the sign, "Detective Division."
- On my left another door led into a fairly spacious room in which several men
- were standing and sitting behind a long L-shaped counter. I went in, leaned
- against the counter and waited for somebody to walk over and put the arm on me.
- Nothing happened. Finally a man in a business suit stepped up and asked me what
- I wanted. "Bob here?" "Which Bob?" "Wang." He called to a guy across the room
- and the guy walked over. Wang was short, with wide shoulders, an Oriental
- officer with smooth skin and light brown eyes. He looked at me and said, "Do I
- know you?" "You might have seen me around the office, Bob," I said breezily.
- _"Advertiser."_ Hell, maybe he had. Practically anything I told him _might_ be
- true. "Uh," he said, not very happily. "Another reporter. New man, aren't you?"
- I grinned. "Brand new." "What's it this time?" "Human interest stuff. Follow-up
- on the Banyan Tree story. Find the guy yet?" He shook his head. "Not yet. But
- we'll get him." He sounded so grim about it that I said, "I -- we weren't even
- sure at the _Advertiser_ that you'd still be looking for the guy. He didn't do
- anything so terrible, did he?" "Maybe. Maybe not. It could be a homicide case
- now." "Huh?" "Couple men killed last night out on Monsarrat. Lieutenant dropped
- the case in my lap. We want to talk to that tree guy about it." Something must
- have happened to my face. I wasn't certain it showed, but it sure felt like it
- from inside. Wang said, "What's the matter?" "Uh, nothing. I thought it was
- just a novelty story. What makes you think he could have had anything to do
- with the killings?" "This character ran from the Market Place wearing a
- _ti-_leaf skirt. Next to one of the dead men was -- a _ti-_leaf skirt. And the
- dead man was stripped. Looks pretty clear, wouldn't you say? The killer's
- probably wearing the dead man's clothing right now." This time I _knew_ a sort
- of creeping sickness must have been showing on my face. I swallowed and said,
- "Makes sense. Or maybe he just came along, saw the guy, and traded outfits..."
- The expression on Wang's face stopped me. I could feel perspiration on my
- forehead, at the back of my neck. "No, I guess not," I added lamely. I wanted
- out of here now, and fast, but I couldn't turn and run. So I said, "You make
- the guy yet?" "Not yet. You know how eye-witnesses are. We've got about
- seventeen different descriptions so far. The gal he was up in the tree with
- could give us a description of him. A _good_ description." "This Loana?"
- "Uh-huh. But we haven't located her yet. Maybe she's with the guy." He paused.
- "No matter, I'll have the works on him before the day's over." "Oh? Anything
- ... in it for me -- us?" He thought about it. "Don't know why not. Come on." I
- glanced back at the door leading to the outer world, then followed him across
- the room, into a small office. He sat behind a desk, pulled the center drawer
- open and took out a slip of paper. "Found the guy's trousers up in the tree
- house," he said. "Nothing else, no coat, shirt, nothing. The girl wasn't there
- either by the time we checked, and we haven't been able to talk to her, so
- we're not sure what happened." Wang kept looking at me curiously, as if trying
- to remember where he might have seen me somewhere before. Pretty quick he was
- likely to match my chops with one of the descriptions of the escaped killer I
- was asking him about. It gave me a singularly nauseous feeling. Finally he went
- on, "I figure he's either a guy named Shell Scott, or Webley Alden, or a thief.
- One of the boys says Scott's an L.A. private detective. Don't know who Alden
- is." I looked at the paper. It was a check made out to a Shell Scott and signed
- Webley Alden. Printed on the check was Alden's name and an address in Medina,
- California. "How's that again?" I asked Wang. "Some change, a handkerchief, and
- this check were the only things we found in his pants. Either he made out the
- check himself, or it was made out to him, or he stole the thing." He grinned at
- his quip, if that's what it was. Then his grin went away slowly, and he peered
- some more at me, finally asked, "_Advertiser_, you said?" "That's right." "What
- did you say your name was?" "Uh ... Smith." "Smith? Pretty common name." He
- sounded suspicious. Probably I should have chosen something else, but it was
- too late now. He sure looked suspicious. So I said, "Yes. Well ... it's my
- first name." "_Smith_'_s_ your first name?" "Yes. Smith -- Brown. My parents
- had a sense of humor. A lousy sense of humor. Smith Brown. Ah..." He didn't say
- anything. "Well, thank you," I said. "Thanks a lot. Detective Robert Wang,
- isn't it? W-a-n-g? Want to be sure and spell your name right. I'm very careful
- about names -- after what happened to me. W-a-n-g, right?" "Yes. And Robert is
- R-o-b-e-r-t." We had lost some of our rapport. I thanked him again, for me and
- the Honolulu _Advertiser_, and got out of there. On the street I resisted the
- almost overpowering impulse to run, walked a fast block and flagged a cab. I
- didn't breathe normally until miles were between me and the Honolulu Police
- Station. And even then it was a struggle, because I felt pretty sure Detective
- Wang was about now calling the _Advertiser_ and asking for Smith Brown. It was
- going to be kind of painful for him. * * * *
- The sun was low in the west when I got back to the Hawaiian Village. I'd taken
- time to buy and change into a new blue gabardine suit, shoes, everything from
- the skin out, including a woven-reed hat with a band colored like a peacock's
- tail. I seemed to like colorful things, but that was about all I'd learned --
- except for what I'd picked up at the Honolulu Police Station.
- I felt that Loana Kaleoha was the quick and easy answer to all this, but I'd
- been unable to get in touch with her. So, I had dinner in the Ale Ale Kai room
- on the Hawaiian Village's grounds -- ambrosial _mahi mahi_ sprinkled with
- crunchy macadamia nuts -- while beady-eyed little birds peered at me from
- nearby chairs and tables in the open-air room. Then I found a phone and called
- Loana's number again. Again, no answer. I called the _Pele_ and asked if she
- was there. She wasn't, I was told, and nobody knew if she would be present for
- the floor show later this evening, since nobody had been able to get in touch
- with her. Maybe yes; maybe no. Half an hour later a taxi deposited me at the
- club. It was out past Diamond Head, a big tropical-looking spot near the sea. I
- walked over a narrow bridge and inside. On my left was a long dimly-lighted
- bar. A bamboo wall separated the bar from the main dining area of the _Pele._
- The dining room contained a lot of tables, most of them occupied, candles
- providing flickering illumination. Beyond the small dance floor a combo was
- playing soft, lilting music while three or four couples hugged each other
- rhythmically. I went back to the bar, obviously a popular spot. It was crammed,
- people massed at small tables, bubbles of conversation popping in the air like
- champagne corks. There were a couple of empty seats at the bar and I slid onto
- a stool. The bartender mopped the bar's surface with a white towel and said,
- "Yes, sir. What would you like?" The question jarred me. I didn't know what I
- liked. That cold, brain-chilling feeling started creeping up from the back of
- my skull again, like an icicle boring into my brain, but I pushed my thoughts
- away from that and said, "Same as his," jerking my thumb at a highball before
- the man next to me. "Bourbon-and-soda," he said and swiftly fixed one for me. I
- asked the bartender, "Miss Kaleoha show up yet?" "You got me. I been too busy
- to do anything but mix drinks." He walked toward an impatient customer.
- Unthinking, I shoved the woven-reed hat back on my head, then remembered the
- white hair, straightened the hat. I finished my drink, pushed through happy
- people and found a pay phone in a booth outside the club, made the call to
- Loana's number and again got no answer. Wondering where I went from here, I
- headed back toward the bar, walking through the dining area next to tables
- crowded with the jolly people. And something caught my eye. I was passing by a
- table at which a woman sat alone, and she moved so suddenly that I turned my
- head toward her. She had jerked back in her chair, as if I'd startled her, and
- when I looked down at her face her eyes were wide. She let her breath out in a
- soft sigh, then said, "What ... what are you doing here?" She'd _recognized_ me
- -- from somewhere. My pulse speeded up. I took a good look at her. She was
- gorgeous. Those eyes, still wide, were dark, almost black under black brows,
- and her lips were red as wine. She was seated, but I guessed she was fairly
- tall, and I didn't have to guess about the astounding figure. She had all the
- curves men dream about and some new ones for better dreams. Her skin was brown,
- either naturally or from a lot of sun, and the neckline of her electric-blue
- dress, cut low, revealed the creamy smoothness of high breasts pushing against
- the cloth. I said, "Do you know me?" "Do I ... _what_ did you say?" "Do you
- know me?" She didn't answer for a while, looking up at me, the lovely face
- perplexed. Then she said, "Of course I know you. What's -- what's the matter
- with you?" I swallowed. My pulse was pounding now. There was a highball glass
- in front of the girl, another one, half-empty, in front of the seat opposite
- her. I said, "May I sit down?" She nodded and I took the chair across from her
- and said, "This may sound a little crazy, but I'd very much like for you to
- tell me who I am." Her mouth sagged slightly. "You mean you don't know?" "No. I
- told you it would sound crazy. I -- well, I fell out of a tree, and something
- ... happened to my head. Or in it. I can't remember anything about myself." She
- shook her head slowly, picked up her drink and swallowed half of it. Then she
- turned those flashing dark eyes on me again and said, "_I_ know you fell out of
- a tree. The whole island knows it. But -- you really can't remember a thing?"
- "Lots of things. Practically everything, I guess, unless it concerns me. And
- I've got a hunch I'm either Webley Alden or Shell Scott. But it's only a hunch
- so far." Her face was still puzzled. "Why do you say that?" I told her about
- the check found in my pocket and added Wang's quip, "Or maybe I'm a thief.
- Maybe I stole the check." She was no more amused than I had been when I'd heard
- it. I said, "Will you for Pete's sake tell me who I am?" She still seemed
- almost unbelieving. "You're _serious_, aren't you?" "Hell, yes. I mean, lady,
- you don't know how serious." "And you really don't know who I am?" "No."
- "Darling, I'm Loana." For as much as two or three seconds it didn't penetrate.
- When it did, though, I felt enormously buoyed up and at the same time let down
- a little. Loana Kaleoha -- the woman I'd been trying to find. But also the
- lovely I'd been in the Banyan Tree with. I looked at her beautiful face, the
- thick black hair, the astounding figure, and I thought: what in hell is the use
- of doing anything at _all_ if you can't remember the first thing about it? And
- then, dismally, it dawned on me that maybe I would never remember anything of
- my past -- because if I had forgotten someone as lovely as this dark-skinned,
- dark-eyed, Incredibly fashioned tomato, then I was practically beyond hope. I
- sighed and said, "Loana, the suspense is killing me. Who am I?" "Why, darling,"
- she said smiling. "You're Webley Alden."
- * * *
- *THIRTEEN* Boy, did I feel relieved! Now I was getting someplace. I knew who I
- was. This was a dandy start, and from here maybe I could dig out the rest of
- it. "Loana," I said, "I could hug you and kiss you for telling me that. In
- fact, even if you hadn't told me that." She smiled. I smiled. After smiling a
- while I said, "You were up ... I was up ... we were up in the tree? Both of us?
- Together?" She nodded, still smiling. "What -- how did I happen to pop out of
- the thing?" "Well, you ... weren't running away." That figured. I wouldn't have
- been. Not from her. I said, "I knew it. I was pretty sure it wasn't anything
- like that. But tell me more. What did I tell you about myself? What kind of
- person am I -- is Webley Alden?" Webley Alden. I rolled it around in what was
- left of my mind, which I hoped had been rather more to begin with, and it
- gathered no moss. Nothing stuck to it. Usually, I thought, amnesia cases on
- learning some new fact about themselves should find other, related facts,
- seeping into memory. But nothing seeped. I was a special case, I guessed. Loana
- said, "You didn't really tell me very much. We -- we weren't talking much about
- things like ... that." The husky, pointed way she said it stuck me right in the
- gizzard. "What ... were we talking about ... doing ... tell me, tell me." She
- chuckled softly. "Oh, please!" I groaned inwardly. And even a little outwardly.
- "Well, never mind for now. Tell me more about _me_, then, Loana. I must have
- told you _something._" "Well, you're a millionaire -- " "Ah!" "And you live in
- California." "Medina, yes." I shook my head. "It's not coming back to me,
- though. I just saw the name on my check." Right then another thought clanked in
- my head. Why had I made out a thousand-dollar check to the other guy, to Shell
- Scott? I didn't know yet -- but at least I was a millionaire. Not bad. I was
- glad I'd made something of my life. Then, frowning, I said to Loana, "I've
- learned a little about me in the last few hours. And some of it I don't know
- whether I like or not. So do you know if I made my fortune -- honestly?" "Oh,
- yes. You invented something to do with photography and made a lot of money.
- Right now you publish a magazine." "A magazine?" "Called _Wow!_" "I don't."
- "Yes, you do. That's how we met. I posed for one of the photographs. You even
- took the picture." She seemed to be enjoying herself. I blinked. "I'm sorry. I
- don't remember. What kind of picture was it?" If I published a magazine called
- -- of all things! -- _Wow!_, then I could imagine the kind of picture. She
- seemed to think about it for a bit then said, "It was on the big island --
- Hawaii -- the black sand beach there, Kalapana Beach. I lay face down on the
- sand as surf rippled up around my legs. Of course I didn't have any clothes on
- -- " "No _clothes_ on -- " "...and it was in color. Three pages of the
- magazine. The gatefold in the center." She said something else but I didn't
- hear her. I stood up, saying half to myself, "What a life! Oh, what a life I
- must have led!" I beat myself about the head, thinking: come back, come back.
- But nothing came back. Finally I stopped beating myself about the head and sat
- down. "Tell me some more. Lots more." "That's about all there is, darling."
- Darling. Two or three times she'd called me that. There was something between
- us, all right. A table for one thing, and I wished it wasn't between us. Even
- if I didn't know what had gone on up there, I wished we were back in that
- damned tree. It would almost be worth falling out again. I said, "Surely
- there's more you can tell me. Anything at all. It might jiggle my memory. Any
- little thing..." She wasn't listening. The black eyes were wide once more and
- she was looking up at somebody standing alongside the table. I followed her
- glance. A man was standing next to the table, looking at Loana. Then his face
- turned toward me and his mouth sprang open. This one I'd seen before. So
- recently that I could remember him easily. Tall and skinny, with a big
- spread-out nose and bushy black eyebrows and hair. And one black eye. I'd given
- him the black eye, and undoubtedly his gut was still very tender. The tall thin
- bastard who'd reached me, second of the four, last night on Monsarrat. His
- mouth was open, thin lips stretching so that I could see the crooked, stained
- bottom row of his teeth. I aimed at those teeth as I came out of the chair. The
- reaction was automatic. The last time I'd seen him he'd been swinging at me,
- then running, and I just picked it up where we'd left off. My legs snapped me
- up like springs and my left arm came around in a tight loop with my balled fist
- at the end of it. My knuckles landed squarely on his mouth and I felt the skin
- over some knuckles split. But that was just a little thing, and what happened
- to his mouth was a big thing. It made a big noise, too, like a plank breaking.
- He sailed back in the air, smacked into a table. Voices rose, crescendoing. My
- hat had fallen off, exposing my white hair, when I'd swung at him, and on my
- right in the midst of moving people a man pointed at me and yelled something. I
- didn't catch the words, but I got the message. I grabbed the hat, pulled it
- onto my head again, straightened up. And another familiar face nearby in the
- crowd tugged at my eye. It was the fourth man, the one who'd driven the car
- away last night. I started for him, then stopped. There was a hell of a lot of
- noise. The bartender was out from behind the bar, coming toward me. Two waiters
- were converging on me from another direction, and there was that fourth man,
- plus plain drunks who might decide to join in the fray. Behind my eyes floated
- Detective Robert Wang's face. And the cream-colored Honolulu Police Station.
- And electric chairs, gas chambers, firing squads. I hesitated. I was tired of
- running. But even if I knew my name now I still didn't know much else --
- including what I might have done to get the tough boys after me. And I _did_
- know for certain that Wang wanted to talk to me about two dead men. Especially
- now that he would have spoken to somebody at the _Advertiser._ The guy I'd hit
- was flat on his back a few feet away. One foot wiggled feebly. I hesitated, but
- then both my feet wiggled feebly, and then I gave them their head, if you can
- give feet their head. Anyway, I ran. I went past the bar and out through the
- entrance of the _Pole_, sprinted to my right along a darkened walk lined with
- trees and shrubs. The walk curved and I curved with it, came out onto some
- grass. There was no parade behind me as there'd been before, just the usual
- yelling. Beyond the grass I ran onto the sands of a beach, skirted some beach
- seats and umbrellas and kept running. Several blocks away I puffed into a
- street and slowed to a walk. Apparently I'd made it. But I had a hunch it
- wouldn't be for long. Oahu was getting a little small for me. * * * *
- Later I lay fully dressed on an empty stretch of beach and tried to think. I
- was enormously confused. But one hard fact stood out above confusion like
- Diamond Head over the sea: I had to find out more about me, my past, what had
- gotten me into this mess -- even what the mess was. It was vital, in the strict
- dictionary sense: essential to the continuance of life. Not just any old life
- -- my life. I simply wasn't going to last unless I learned more, a lot more,
- and fast.
- Especially here, on Oahu, I wouldn't last. What with Detective Wang undoubtedly
- snorting after me now, accompanied by numerous other snorting policemen, and no
- telling how many guys with guns eager to use those guns to produce great ugly
- holes in me, Oahu was not merely hot but erupting. For an almost superstitious
- moment I was appalled by the picture I'd drawn. Surely, whatever I was, I
- couldn't have gotten myself into such a stupendous predicament as this alone;
- surely evil Fates of some low type must have experimented with me, weaving the
- threads of my days into a lumpy Gordian knot. Well, nuts to them. I wasn't
- exactly going to run away from trouble; I was merely going to get clear the
- hell away from here. If I could. But I needed a goal; not just a place to get
- away from, but a place to go. After all, my biggest purpose here had been to
- find Loana Kaleoha and talk to her. That I had done, and apparently there was
- no more of real value she could tell me. So, away, away! But where away? Well,
- what did I have to work with, what did I know? Into my mind came the picture of
- that thousand-dollar check. I remembered the address on it: 947 Poinsettia
- Drive, Medina, California. And I remembered, too, Wang's reference to Shell
- Scott as a Los Angeles private detective. Why had I given -- or planned to give
- -- that much money to Shell Scott? To a detective. Maybe I was in trouble. I
- laughed sourly at that. _Maybe_ I was in trouble? I tried to line it all up in
- my mushy mind, find the best and quickest way of getting to the bottom of
- whatever situation I was fouled up in. It seemed to come out clearly enough. I
- lived in Medina, near Los Angeles. Scott was a Los Angeles private detective.
- If I had hired or even meant to hire him because of trouble I was in, then
- certainly I would have told him all about the trouble. I felt better after I'd
- figured the thing out. Rather pleased with myself, in fact. I knew how to get
- the answers, knew what I had to do. It was simple. It was as plain as the nose
- on my face. I had to find Shell Scott.
- * * *
- *FOURTEEN* The Pan-Am Clipper Rambler came in over Catalina Island and soon I
- could see the California coastline ahead, strings of lights webbing the
- darkness beyond. It was nearly eight p.m. Thursday night, the twentieth of
- August. After coming to my decision last night on the beach I had decided
- simply to take the first plane for L.A. I'd been able to get a seat on a prop
- job leaving Honolulu Airport at eight a.m., and I had waited till the last
- minute, then -- as John Smith again -- walked casually but briskly aboard.
- There was one slightly disturbing event. As I'd gone through the gate, two men
- leaning against the chain-wire fence bordering the field had stared at me in
- what I thought strenuous fashion. I didn't recognize either of them, but I
- wouldn't forget them. The contrast between the two men was almost ludicrous: a
- very good-looking big guy, tall and strong and with abundant brown hair; and a
- very bad-looking little guy, short and weak and with prematurely gone hair.
- From the top of the flight stairs I'd looked back to see the little bald man
- trotting toward the terminal. Maybe it hadn't meant anything. We pulled in low
- over the coastline, the pilot turned north, and soon I could see the lights of
- L.A. International Airport below. The plane dropped down, landed easily. I
- followed the other passengers out of the plane, and across the field, walked
- down the cement ramp to the baggage area. I didn't have any baggage, so I went
- straight through to the street outside the terminal, started looking for a
- taxi. Something hard nudged my back, but I thought someone had accidentally
- planted an elbow over my kidney. I took a couple more steps down the street,
- and the nudge got uncomfortable. A big guy loomed on my right, eyes level with
- mine. Another was on my left; he clamped his hand tight around my biceps. There
- had to be a third guy, too. The one with his elbow in my back. A .38- or
- .45-caliber elbow, undoubtedly. I stopped. The gun dug into my spine. A voice
- said, "Keep moving. And don't get cute. I could blast you right here and get
- away with it." The voice was high, hard and rasping. I looked over my shoulder.
- He was quite a ways down, a very short guy. He held a coat looped over his arm,
- and the gun was out of sight beneath the coat. The expression on his smooth
- white face said that he would be glad to shoot me. He looked as if he might
- have barely strength enough to do it. He was not only little but scrawny, the
- face pale and doughy, as if blood was a thin tide in him, and the tide was out.
- His odd, washed-out eyes gave me a creepy feeling. But the gun was solid in my
- back, so I turned and took a step forward along the walk. The guy on my left
- was probably not a genius. His mouth was open, and his lips hung down from his
- teeth in distressing fashion. Looking at me, with his flappy lips wiggling, he
- said, "Ha, ha." The other egg still had my arm tight in his fingers. It burned
- hell out of me, but I kept walking. In a few more seconds I was in the back of
- a black Lincoln sedan with the loose-lipped character and the third man. The
- little bloodless guy held his gun on me while the others wrapped my wrists and
- ankles with adhesive tape. The little guy got behind the wheel and started the
- car, drove out of the airport and south for a few blocks, then off onto a
- darker street. The loose-lipped guy on my left had a leather-wrapped sap in his
- big right hand, a partly-empty fifth of bourbon in his left. He tilted the
- bottle up, gulped a large shot from it and wheezed mightily, lips flopping
- about in unbelievably gruesome fashion. Then he passed the bottle to the egg on
- my left and said to him, "Want a snort, Biff?" "Don't mind if I do, Slobbers.
- If you left any. Which you prob'ly din't." The guy called Biff took the bottle
- and guzzled at it. Apparently the man on my left, with the indelicate lips, was
- Slobbers. Biff was a large fat-faced egg with big eyes and wispy hair. His
- shoulders were so wide he had to lean forward so there'd be room for Slobbers
- and me on the back seat. Slobbers said to me, "Where's the films of the weddin'
- in Hawaiya?" "What films? What wedding?" _Splat!_ It was Biff, on my right,
- swinging his sap. Not hard, but painfully. "So where's them films?" he asked.
- "I already..." I stopped. These muggs were touchy. If you didn't answer right,
- they touched you with a bat. And that can make you batty. So I said, "Let's
- discuss this sensibly ... gentlemen. Like ... gentlemen. And gentlemen don't
- sit around swatting each other on the head, do they?" _Swat!_ This time it was
- the loose-lipped sapper, Slobbers. Nothing worked with these guys. Through the
- horrible ache in my head I heard Slobbers saying, "That was for fun. And for
- the one you hung on me in Ed's office." I said, "I don't know what in hell you
- guys are talking about." I looked at the man on my left and said, "And as far
- as I know, I've never seen you before in my life." Surprisingly, he didn't sap
- me again. He let out a great yok and said to Biff, "Get him. _Get_ him. Who do
- you think you're kiddin', jerk? Who in hell do you think you are?" "That one I
- can answer. I am Webley Alden." He let out another yok, and this time the
- driver and Biff joined in the hilarity. When Slobbers stopped chortling he
- said, "Alden! That's a good one. Pal, I almost got to hand it to you, almost.
- And I believe I will." He raised his sap. "Wait! You can pound me unconscious,
- but all I can tell you is what I know. I am Webley Alden, the millionaire
- playboy. Actually, I don't remember anything about -- " "Hold it, pal."
- Slobbers wasn't amused now. "I don't know what you're pullin', but it ain't
- goin' to work. Just tell us where them films is, and the negative of that
- picture Alden took the night he was killed." I looked at him. Then at Biff.
- "The night he was ... killed?" I said slowly. "You don't mean tonight, do you?"
- There was silence for several seconds. Both men in back with me looked puzzled.
- Biff said finally, "Hey, you think he's outa his skull?" "Maybe he's pullin'
- somethin'." "Yeah, maybe it's a ... a trap." "But ... how could it be? We got
- _him_, don't we?" "I dunno. I hear this bastard is tricky." "You heard right,
- Biff. He's up to somethin'." Biff said, "Hey, Willie. That paper still up
- there?" Willie spoke. "Yeah, here on the seat." He passed a newspaper back to
- us. Biff held the front page before my eyes and turned on the dome light. In
- the lower right-hand corner was a story headed, "Last Rites Held For Local
- Millionaire." I read the story. It described the funeral, on the day just past,
- of Webley Alden. I thought about it. Not very long, though. Either they'd
- buried the wrong guy, or... I said, "Is this on the level?" "Come off it,
- Scott. It's all on the level except for you, jerk. And you better start
- leveling fast." "Scott?" Something began to wobble gently in my skull. "Would
- you mean -- Shell Scott?" "Who in hell else would I mean?" Slobbers leaned over
- and peered at my face. "Are you tryin' to tell me you don't know you're Shell
- Scott? The private eye?" I sighed. So that's who I was. Shell Scott, private
- eye. Some detective. I had set out to find Scott, traveled twenty-two hundred
- miles to find him. Well, by golly, I'd found him! I said, "Listen, I fell out
- of a tree and banged my head; I don't remember anything about myself. Including
- you apes." Slobbers said, "Amnesia? Is that like ... like..." "It's when guys
- lose their remembering of things," Biff said. "And it's baloney. He just don't
- want to talk about nothin'. Pret-ty tricky." Slobbers leaned toward me again.
- "Let's try you out on Pagan Page. What for were you askin' around about that
- broad? Why her, Scott?" "As far as I know, I never heard of any Pagan Page."
- Silence again. The car was off the main highway, now on a lonely road with
- little traffic and few lights. Biff and Slobbers passed the bottle back and
- forth a time or two, then Biff dropped it onto the floorboards, empty. It
- rolled up against my foot as he said, "Let's work the bum over. Maybe that'll
- make him talk." I said, primarily to change the subject, "Talk about what?
- Which of you brilliant characters thought of this dopiness?" "Why, this was
- Ed's idea, pally." "Ed?" "You still gonna claim you don't know Ed Grey? Or us?"
- "That's right." "Lemme introduce myself," he said, grinning nastily. "I am Biff
- Boff." "Nobody is called Biff Boff." He leaned closer to me. "_I_ am called
- Biff Boff." When he said it that way, I believed him. He went on, "And that
- there is Slobbers O'Brien. Drivin' is Wee Willie Wallace. It don't ring no bell
- in your head?" "There are some bells ringing up there, but that's not one of
- them." Slobbers chuckled. "Scott, we know you is supposed to be a regular ball
- of fire. Well, we is goin' to put the fire out." Biff chuckled this time. "I've
- heard tell sometimes you get a crash on the head and lose your noodles. Well,
- sometimes another crash on the head brings them back." He laughed. "Let's help
- Scott get his noodles back." I knew he was joking, but Biff gave me a crash on
- the head anyway. Slobbers did his bit from the other side. Before you could say
- lickety-split I could remember lots of things, but they were all previous blows
- on the head. And then ... nothing. I came back from somewhere. Time passed. I
- lay there gathering my weakness together. I seemed to be huddled on the
- floorboards. Up above me Biff and Slobbers were talking. Slobbers said, his
- voice slurred from the liquor, "What you think he was pullin' with the yak?
- Think he's stirry?" "No tellin'. Maybe he don't know nothin' about Pagan. There
- ain't no way he could know about her ridin' the earie when the boss was talkin'
- on the phone them times, is they? He couldn't have been around _too_, could
- he?" "Don't seem likely, Biff. But he has to know about them films -- we _seen_
- him lift them. Maybe we oughta quit foolin' around and plug him. Willie's plain
- dyin' to plug him." "Yeah, he ain't killed nobody in a long time. He really
- _needs_ to kill somebody. But if we dump Scott outa the car we could make it
- look like a accident." "Maybe it already is," Slobbers said. "I could sure use
- another drink." And then I remembered that fifth they'd been guzzling from. I'd
- felt it roll up against my foot earlier. Something was lumpy under my thigh
- now, but I hadn't even noticed it before. My hands were taped in front of me,
- and slowly I moved them toward the thing caught under my leg. It took about two
- minutes, but then I had the fingers of both hands around the neck of that
- whisky bottle. I felt dizzy still, and full of aches, but stronger. Judging by
- the motion of the car we were moving fast. That suited me. I waited. Biff said,
- "The bastard may be just restin' down there." "Let's haul him up here and slap
- him around a little, get him woke up." I felt hands under my arms, pulling me
- upward. I held myself limp until my rear end touched the seat and their fingers
- loosened a bit. I could feel the sudden thump of my heart, the prickling
- chillness sweep over my skin. I opened my eyes, tensed my muscles and shoved
- both legs back against the seat, pressing my feet hard against the floorboards.
- The two men let out yells as I pulled from their grip and half fell, half
- jumped forward. I brought the bottle up, fingers clamped tight around its neck.
- Willie started to jerk his head around as his partners yelled, but he never
- made it all the way. As his head turned I was swinging both arms as hard as I
- could. The bottle glittered in the faint light, then crashed explosively
- against his hairline. He didn't let out a sound. The bottle broke, sharp
- fragments flying through the air. "Willie" fell forward and the horn blasted
- briefly as his head slammed into it, then he toppled sideways. Our car veered
- sharply to the right. Something spun me around. My taped ankles bent. I
- couldn't keep my legs under me and went down, knees hitting the seat. Biff had
- his left hand outstretched, right hand holding the sap upraised. I was facing
- him now. He swung the sap down toward my head. Because I was already falling,
- the club missed my skull, thudded against my right shoulder. Pain ran down my
- arm, swelled in my wrist and fingers. But I didn't drop the jagged stub of the
- bottle. The force of Biff's blow bent him toward me. I brought my hands up
- fast, slammed the jagged glass toward his face like a short, ugly spear. It hit
- his neck. I felt the slivered shards drive into his throat, felt the resistance
- of thick muscle and fragile bone. Felt the muscle and bone give way. The bottle
- stub went clear in. My hands stopped against his skin, the glass spear buried
- deep in his throat. The blood came out so fast it warmed my hands before I
- could jerk them away. He let out a soft sound. Just a little sound, a lot of
- blood. On my right Slobbers reached for me, empty hand outstretched. I managed
- to grab one of his thick wrists, twisted, felt my slippery fingers slide over
- his skin. The car was veering sharply, tires skidding. Slobbers swung his other
- hand and it cracked against the side of my face. But then we hit. With the
- jarring impact was the sound of fenders and hood buckling, the shrill scream of
- metal sliding on metal, the crash and shock as we slammed into something,
- lurched, swung halfway around. My back banged into the rear of the front seat
- and my head snapped against it too, seeming to split open and fill with the
- wild crunching and grating noises around us. Slobbers' body hit the seat ahead
- of him, his nose banging into its top. I felt the car tilting over, too far
- over. It crashed down on its side, the side nearest my feet. My body lurched in
- the air, my legs hit something. I saw Slobbers' body jerk near me, his head
- cracking against the doorframe. Suddenly the car stopped moving. Everything was
- blurred before my eyes, but I was conscious. The car was on its side, Slobbers
- beneath me. I heard one of the car's wheels turning slowly with a low grinding
- noise. A piece of glass fell tinkling to the street. I managed to pull my legs
- around in front of me. Then I bit at the tape on my wrists, got an edge of it
- caught between my teeth, started ripping it free. In less than a minute I had
- the tape off wrists and ankles, felt quickly over my body. Nothing was broken,
- but I'd picked up a couple more sore spots. Biff had bled enormously. But he
- wasn't bleeding now. He was dead. In the dim light I could see the butt of a
- gun in a belt holster at his side. I grabbed the gun, a Colt .45 automatic,
- stuck it into my hip pocket and tried to stand. I made it, and with my feet on
- Slobbers' unconscious form reached the door above me and forced it open. I
- waited a while, dizziness blurring perception, then hoisted myself up to the
- doorframe, swung my legs outside. We had skidded into one of a row of
- eucalyptus trees off the right side of the road, bounced around and slammed
- over on the edge of the asphalt. The Lincoln's hood was crumpled back and
- slanting up into the air. I dropped to the ground, the impact jarring my head.
- Pain lanced through my right shoulder where Biff's sap had struck it. I took a
- few shaky steps toward the trees, then started trotting forward into the
- darkness. * * * *
- It was well into the next afternoon when I got out of a pickup truck in which
- I'd hitched a ride into Hollywood. I'd slept for a long time on the back seat
- of an old car in somebody's garage, awakened slowly and painfully like a man
- coming to in his casket. I'd washed at an outdoor water faucet, later cleaned
- up in a gas station rest room, and walked most of the stiffness out of my body
- before flagging the pickup truck.
- Now I found a pay phone booth and flipped open the phone book. Under "S" I
- found what I was after: "Scott, Sheldon, Spartan Apartment Hotel," the address
- on N. Rossmore and a phone number. There was also an office number and address
- in Los Angeles listed. I jotted both down, and caught a cab. I walked up the
- Spartan's cement steps and into the lobby, stopped at the desk. A young man
- behind it grinned at me, then frowned. "What happened to you, Shell? You look
- like you lost a fight." "I won." He reached into a pigeonhole behind him and
- pulled out a key, handed it to me. It was for apartment number 212. I walked up
- the stairs, down a hall and stopped before 212; it was as if I'd never seen
- that door before. I put the key in the lock, turned it, then stepped inside. On
- my left were three aquariums, brightly colored tropical fish cavorting in them.
- On the wall at my right was a yard-square painting of a sensationally shaped
- nude tomato. There were hassocks scattered on the yellow-gold carpet, a low
- coffee table before a squat brown divan, a deep leather chair nearby. The place
- looked comfortable, casual, pleasant. I stood inside the door for several
- seconds, hoping something in the room would start a faint stirring of memory.
- But nothing happened. It gave me a queer, disoriented feeling. And then I heard
- a soft sound in the room farthest from me. This was the living room. I could
- see into a kitchenette ahead of me and on my left. Beyond it a door was open
- before what was obviously the bedroom. I could see a black carpet, a low bed.
- The soft sound came again. I walked forward. As I reached the bedroom door a
- girl came out through it. We almost bumped into each other. She saw me and
- started to jump aside, her mouth pulling open in the beginning of a scream.
- "Hold it!" I yelped. "It's me -- Shell. Relax, it's all right." "Shell!" she
- gasped. Her lovely face was pale with sudden shock. "You -- frightened me.
- I..." She stopped, breathing heavily. I was almost as startled as she was.
- "What in blazes are _you_ doing here?" It was Loana. That's who it was. My
- Loana Kaleoha. She put one hand to her throat, moistened her red lips. "Shell
- ... darling. You've got your memory back!"
- * * *
- *FIFTEEN* "I'm afraid not," I said. How did you get here? What are you doing
- here?" Color slowly came back into Loana's beautiful face. She frowned
- slightly. "What do you mean, you're afraid not?" "I'm afraid I _haven_'_t_ got
- my memory back. Not yet." "But you're ... here. In your apartment." "I know I'm
- Shell Scott, but only because somebody told me. Hit me with the first clue, so
- to speak. The rest of it's still..." I stopped. "Yeah, and I remember _you_
- told me I was Webley Alden." The hand slowly came down from her throat,
- brushing the high, Jutting breasts. She wore a pale blue blouse and dark blue
- skirt, a cloth belt tight around her small waist. Her black hair was gathered
- in a thick mass at the back of her neck. "I know I told you that, Shell. But
- there at the _Pele_ it was all so ... strange, and sudden. I honestly thought
- you were fooling with me somehow. Well, I -- " she shrugged -- "I just went
- along with the gag. What I thought was a gag, anyway." "Loana, I had never been
- more serious than when I asked you to tell me who I was." She smiled. "Maybe
- _you_ knew that, Shell. I didn't. We'd been ... together not long before, you
- know. And everything had been, well, fun and pleasant. I'd never met anybody
- who'd actually forgotten everything like that. I thought you were just being
- crazy." She smiled, the white teeth gleaming, dark eyes starting to smoke a
- little. At least they seemed to smoke a little. "You're kind of crazy, you
- know. And you left in a hurry. You do remember that, don't you?" "Yes." It was
- true that Loana hadn't had much chance to make explanations once I started
- socking guys there in the _Pele._ And right after that I'd taken off, running
- like a fiend. Rather nasty suspicions had started swelling up in me a minute
- ago; but now the swelling was going down. I said, "Who was that mugg I slugged
- there in the bar?" "I don't know. All of a sudden you jumped up and hit him.
- There was a lot of noise, and people ran out after you. It didn't seem like a
- good place to stay, and I left." I sighed. "I didn't mention it, Loana, but I
- _am_ glad to see you. How about a drink? I could use one." I found some fifths
- of bourbon, and Coca-Cola in the kitchenette refrigerator. That was all right
- with Loana so I made two bourbon-and-Cokes and took them to the divan, sat next
- to her. We sipped our drinks and I said, "How come you're here?" "I..." She
- hesitated. I didn't know whether it was from confusion, or embarrassment, or
- because of some other reason. Finally she said, "I had to come to Los Angeles.
- The Anniversary Party is tomorrow night. And I just wanted to see you. I -- I
- thought you wanted to see me, too." "I did, I do. My home is your home, stay as
- long as you like ... what Anniversary Party?" "Why, _Wow!'s._" She bit her lip.
- "That's right. I keep forgetting you -- " she smiled beautifully -- "keep
- forgetting. Never mind, that's a long story, too. But I had to be here. All the
- Wow girls are supposed to be at the party tomorrow and that naturally includes
- me." She paused. "I wanted to see you again. And of course I knew where you
- lived, so I came up here." She smiled at me warmly. Perhaps even hotly. "And a
- grand idea that was," I said, moving closer to her on the divan. She slid a
- little sideways, an act which didn't seem to match her smile. I said, "Loana,
- this is Shell, remember? The fellow you came clear up here to see." "I
- remember." She glanced at my clothes. "You look as if you had a bad night."
- She'd hit it on the head that time. I was wrinkled and crumpled, I had to get
- cleaned up a bit, present a more dashing appearance. Right now I looked dashing
- enough, but as if I'd been dashed from cliffs upon rocks. But Loana was still
- smiling warmly -- or hotly -- so I said, "I am about to take the fastest shower
- in the history of plumbing. Don't even move -- I'll be right back. Just sit
- there and think wild thoughts. Okay?" She chuckled. "All right, Shell." I raced
- around in two or three directions, but found the shower speedily. While hot and
- then cold streams of water beat against my skin I wondered what had happened to
- the men I'd left in that wrecked Lincoln last night. Biff was dead, for sure.
- But probably both Willie and dim-witted O'Brien were very much alive. From that
- episode had come several bits I could check on, but the start toward clarity
- could come from Loana now that we both knew I wasn't playing some kind of game.
- Of course, the way she'd smiled, maybe she was ready for games. In the bedroom
- I chose a neatly checked brown sharkskin suit from clothing in the closet. The
- gun I'd taken from Biff was still in the pocket of my beat-up trousers, and I
- put the .45 on my dresser. I noticed then that the bedroom wasn't very tidy.
- The bedclothes were in disarray, bureau drawers were open, and their contents
- jumbled. The place was quite a mess. It kind of disappointed me in me. I had
- assumed that I was neat. I dressed with great rapidity, then pranced beaming
- into the living room. "Loana, my sweet," I said. "How's that for speed? And I'm
- now as good as new ... Loana?" She was gone. * * * *
- I got the .45 automatic from the bedroom dresser, made sure the magazine was
- full, shoved the gun into my hip pocket and called a cab. While waiting I
- looked at the three aquariums.
- In two of them were a couple dozen varieties of colorful little tropical fish.
- The third tank contained only two fish, but they were the most vivid and
- striking of the lot, with a brilliant red streak extending from about the
- middle of the body back to the transparent tail, and bordering the red above
- and extending forward into the eye, an almost electrically luminous blue-green
- line. They were beautiful. There was a box of fish food handy -- Salmon Meal
- was printed on it -- and I sprinkled some in the water, watched the fish for a
- couple of minutes. Then I noticed something in the feathery green grass -- like
- stuff on the tank's bottom. I had to lean close and squint in order to find it
- again. Some little bits of colorless things were in the grass. Once in a while
- one waggled a bit. They were so tiny I could barely see them. Some kind of wee
- bug, I supposed. * * * *
- Inside the entrance of the Hamilton Building in downtown Los Angeles, on a
- large plaque against the wall, the office occupants were listed. My name was
- there. I went up one flight and down the hall, found my office. I started to
- unlock the door with a key I'd found at my apartment, but the door moved ajar.
- It had been forced; inside, the wood was splintered where the lock had torn out.
- I went in, dosed the door behind me. The office had obviously been searched. At
- my right was a bookcase, an aquarium containing more bright little fish on its
- top. But most of the books were out of the case, in a jumbled pile on the
- carpet. Drawers were open in filing cabinets against the far wall. Papers were
- strewn on the mahogany desk and its drawers were open too. There didn't appear
- to have been any vandalism, or wreckage for the sake of wreckage. No papers
- torn up or leaves ripped from books. Somebody who knew what he was looking for
- had gone over everything in the place. Either he hadn't found what he was
- after, or he'd found it at the very last. Because when a guy finds what he's
- searching for, he stops searching. And nothing had been missed in here. I fed
- the fish some Powdered Shrimp that was on the bookcase, then sat down behind my
- desk. _My_ desk. This was my office. I was a detective -- presumably capable of
- solving problems. Well, I sure as hell had some problems. Maybe I didn't know
- much about them, and everything prior to the Banyan Tree episode was blank; but
- I remembered all that had happened since then. It was a start. I rummaged
- through the desk, found a pencil and blank sheet of paper. At first I merely
- listed the names of the people I'd run into or heard about during the nearly
- three days and nights since my flight from the Market Place in Waikiki. I
- played around with names for a few minutes, not getting anywhere, then I wrote
- down, "Webley Alden." And something happened. In the cells of my brain, in my
- consciousness -- or maybe only in the subconscious part of me, something
- stirred. It was a weird, not-quite-frightening sensation, as though an
- immaterial, intangible breath whispered over some minute convolution of my
- brain. I waited. But that was all. Only the indescribable awareness, the
- knowledge that something had happened -- or almost happened. I sat in the chair
- unmoving, straining mentally to grip whatever it was, but that was all of it,
- and it was gone. As sometimes a name will hang on the edge of thought, never
- quite dropping into consciousness, and then even the almost-awareness of it
- will disappear. I relaxed, slumped against the back of my chair. Not until then
- did I realize I had been holding my body rigid, the muscles taut, and that I
- was bathed with perspiration. It had soaked through my shirt, and the white
- cloth felt cold and a little clammy against my skin. I lit a cigarette, smoked
- half of it, then went back to what I'd been doing. Soon the sheet of paper was
- filled and I rummaged through the stuff on my desk looking for more. Beneath
- some typewritten pages were several sheets folded in half and I unfolded them,
- glanced at the first one. There was pen-and-ink writing on it. The name "Webley
- Alden" jumped out at me from the top of the page. Seeing it then, after what
- had just happened, gave me a physical shock. I started to read. Slowly
- excitement built up in me. I glanced from the four pages in my hand to the
- sheet on which I had just been writing. The handwriting was the same, my own.
- The conclusion seemed inescapable that on these four pages I had, days ago,
- done precisely what I'd been doing for the past few minutes: jotting down
- facts, salient points, thoughts and conclusions about a case. Obviously it had
- been written before the Banyan Tree, and -- the most important item -- it
- looked like the same case. When I'd read all four pages I was sure of it. There
- were many of the same names, plus others which meant nothing to me now. There
- was mention of Webley Alden, of Hawaii and his marriage. Ed Grey's name was
- there, and I learned as if for the first time that he ran the Algiers in Las
- Vegas and owned the _Pele_ in Honolulu. And more, a lot more. And I got up and
- walked around the desk shaking my aching head. What in hell kind of affair had
- I gotten myself into? Man, I thought, no matter what else might have gone on
- during those dear dead days, they must then have been dear indeed and not at
- all dead. Fannies? Freckles? Wow Girls? Blackie, Raven, Jeannette, Charlie? I
- sat down, read through the notes again, then tried to line it all up in my
- mind: The Before part, or as much of it as I'd just read; the After part, which
- I'd lived and remembered; with the Banyan Tree in the middle. For more than an
- hour I sat at my desk, making a brief note once in a while, but mainly just
- running the threads through my mind, trying to sew the separate parts together.
- The ashtray was filled with cigarettes, and I was a little tired when I finally
- stood up and stretched, but I felt very good indeed. Because I thought I knew
- the answers now. Enough of them, anyway. And I knew what to do in order to get
- the rest of them. It wasn't going to be easy. And it would be dangerous;
- perhaps fatal. But, if nothing else, I knew it would be interesting. I felt
- charged up, exhilarated. Hell, I thought, I might get killed, but it was worth
- a try. Who lives forever?
- * * *
- *SIXTEEN* Back at the Spartan Apartment Hotel, I was trotting up the stairs to
- my rooms when a tall, sort of rangy guy on the way down slapped me on the
- shoulder. "_Aloha_, Shell," he said cheerfully. "Glad to see you back. And
- where are my hula skirts?" I blinked at him. "Your what?" "Don't tell me you
- _forgot_ the damn things." Slowly I said, "My friend, I forgot a hell of a lot
- more than that." We spent a minute talking on the stairs, then walked up to his
- apartment -- only a couple of doors from my own -- and went over it some more
- there. I found out he was Dr. Paul Anson, a very good friend of mine. I told
- him most of what had happened to me in these last three days, and it was quiet
- for a minute or two after I'd finished. Finally I said, "Anyhow, Paul, when I
- fell out of that miserable tree I was hanging onto a hula skirt. So I must have
- bought the things for you. As to when and where, well, it has slipped my mind."
- He looked at me, smoking a cigarette, the smoke curling lazily up from his
- nostrils. "Before that it's all blank?" "As if my mind had slipped my mind.
- You're the doctor, Paul. Give." He stubbed out his cigarette. "Well, I'm not a
- psychiatrist. But my practice is about half pills, half psychiatry. And for
- years I've been interested in the brain, as you know." He grinned. "_Knew_, I
- mean." "So? What put me into this particular pickle? And how come I remember
- nothing about me -- but practically everything else? Does that put me in a
- class by myself? At the foot of the class, maybe?" "Not at all. He crossed his
- long legs, clasped his hands around one knee. "Nothing about the brain
- surprises me much any more. In spite of the enormous amount of work done on the
- brain, we still know only a 0 fraction of what there _is_ to know. It's mostly
- unexplored territory, 'Unknown' on the mental map. Consider: in the average
- brain there are at least ten _billion_ living cells. Approximately four times
- the number of people alive on this earth. Somehow -- we don't know how -- those
- cells and groups of cells store information, collate it, receive and transmit
- messages, allow us to see, feel, act, speak -- and remember." "You don't have
- to ease the blow, Paul." He grinned. "Don't get into a sweat. Amnesia can be
- caused by brain damage, sure. But also by shock, fever, emotional states,
- drugs, pressure on the brain, a lot of things." "And how many of those items
- are ... reversible?" I lit a cigarette myself, needing it. "This may not be
- much of a brain, but it's the only one I have." "Not ... exactly, Shell. You
- can throw away much of your brain and never miss it." "That's a hell of a thing
- to say about my brain." "Not just _your_ brain." He chuckled. "Everyone else's,
- too. In many cases much of the frontal and temporal lobes of the sub-dominant
- part of the brain has been surgically removed without apparent loss of any
- normal function of the patient." I looked at him silently for a while. "Aside
- from the fact that I haven't any idea what you just said, are you trying in
- this ghoulish fashion to cheer me up?" "Well, it's the truth. Of course I say
- without 'apparent' loss. There may be interference or loss we can't detect. If
- so, it's part of that 'Unknown' area I mentioned." He paused. "You're
- right-handed, so the opposite lobe, or left one -- the dominant lobe --
- controls your conscious life." "I must have given my left hunk a good smack,
- then." "Something happened to it. But my point is that a good part of
- everybody's brain, including yours, is like a spare. If there's malfunction in
- the, call it vital half, often the 'spare' takes over the job, learns it,
- performs it as well as the original lobe once did." I thought about that.
- "Sure, fine. If the cells that wiggle my ears go kaput, I can teach the other
- side of my head to let me wiggle my ears. But memory -- I can't live two or
- three dozen years over again. How old am I, anyway?" "Thirty. Well, it's
- reasonable to assume your amnesia was caused by a blow. Maybe there's simply
- some pressure on the brain, concussion, a small pool or clot of blood against
- cell groups or nerve pathways, a bone chip pressing. If so, there's an
- excellent chance a simple operation will remove the pressure. Presto, welcome
- back." "Or?" "Face it, Shell." He was sober. "If there's true brain damage,
- cells destroyed, that's it. After we're about a year old we don't grow any new
- brain cells; and the brain can't repair itself like skin or bone." He dragged
- on a new cigarette, not looking at me. Then he added, "But don't forget that's
- the worst angle of them all. Could be this is merely due, in whole or part, to
- emotional, or psychological if you like, stress or trauma, conversion hysteria.
- Could be a lot of things." "Yeah. But how come all that's missing is the thirty
- years of Shell Scott? And all the rest is -- or seems to be anyhow -- still up
- there." "That's the easiest part. Often people who haven't been in an accident
- of any kind are found wandering around in a strange, to them, city. They don't
- know who they are, where they came from -- like you. But the rest is intact,
- they eat, talk, know how to read and so forth. Consider: all the words you can
- _speak_ are stored in a little area of the brain called Broca's Convolution. A
- separate bit of the brain stores all the words you _hear_. Another all the
- words you read, and so on. If you learn to read, write, speak, and understand
- the spoken words of a foreign language, four separate areas of the brain store
- each of those separate segments of your knowledge, or experience. If the brain
- cells governing your ability to _read_ that foreign language were destroyed or
- damaged or even anesthetized, and only those cells, you could still speak that
- language, write it, and understand it when it was spoken. Similarly, there's a
- little area of the brain which is developed by each of your ten fingers, by the
- whole hand, the arm -- and so on. O. K. to here?" "I guess so." "Consider it
- all from the opposite angle, then, the one important to you. A brain surgeon
- knows the area of the brain which controls, for example, movement of your right
- foot. If because of brain damage you became unable to use your right foot, the
- surgeon -- simply because of his knowledge, even before examining you -- could
- come close to pinpointing the area in your left hemisphere where the damage
- must have occurred. That's half the battle. The rest is to repair the damage."
- "Interesting. But this repair bit ... even if he knows where the trouble is, he
- has to -- get inside there." "Of course -- _if_ the damage is organic." "So
- he's got to sort of hack away and haul things about and ... oh-h." It sounded
- perfectly ghastly. Paul laughed. "It's not quite like blasting, my friend."
- "Well, what _is_ it like, then?" I really wanted to know. I could see
- fang-toothed saws whirring, hammers falling, crowbars prying at my giant brain.
- But I told myself it couldn't be that bad, probably it was very delicate stuff.
- "Well, X-rays of the skull at first," Paul said. That didn't sound bad. "Spinal
- tap, electroencephalogram -- or brain-wave -- chart, possibly a
- pneumo-encephalogram or arterogram, and after that -- " "Stop!" "What?" "Don't
- tell me any more. That's -- that's _murder!_" He shook his head, smiling. _He_
- could smile. "You have the usual layman's misunderstanding of technical terms
- -- " "Horror is the word. They all sound like diseases." "Shell, sit down.
- That's better. Relax. Sit _down_. Now, it's very simple. A pneumo-encephalogram
- is simply a means by which brain shadows of the cavities and sulci can be made
- to show up in X-rays. We merely take out a little spinal fluid -- " "No, we
- don't." -- "and in its place inject air into the spine. It's extremely
- interesting. The air goes up the spinal column into the brain and all in and
- around the ... Shell ... are you ill?" "No, I feel ... swell." "I thought I was
- making you feel better. After all, you _asked_ me." "Yeah, I haven't got a lick
- of sense." "Look, Shell, from your description of the way you've acted these
- past days, I'd guess that at least part of your trouble, maybe even most of it,
- is -- well, psychic rather than physical. So it really may not be so bad. Dr.
- Bohrmann at the County Hospital is a good friend of mine, and he's one of the
- best brain men in the country." Paul stood up. "He can give you all the
- answers, and I'd say Bohrmann's the man for you to see. I'll give him a ring
- now and get you over there -- " "Hold it." He swung his head toward me. "What's
- the matter?" "Not this instant, pal. I've got a few things to do before we
- start parting my head." He started to reply, then stopped, frowning. After a
- long silence he said, "I know you too well to argue if you've made up your mind
- to do some damn fool thing. But, Shell, I must strongly advise you to get
- medical attention right away. There might be arteries or veins blocked, pinched
- -- cells not fed _die_, you know. And there's the possibility that another blow
- on the head could really ruin you." "Ha! Another blow on the head. It's been
- tried already, by experts. And it didn't kill me. Not quite." Paul started to
- speak again but I held up a hand. "Really, my friend. I couldn't let the
- skull-sawing and whatnot get started just now. I'd be laid up for days,
- probably weeks or more. And numerous guys who desire to kill me would most
- likely find me. No, after I get through the next day or two, then you may wheel
- me straight into Dr. Frankenstein's if you want -- which is what I think you
- have in mind. Anyway, forget it for now." I was serious. And for the reasons
- I'd given him. But I was also thinking of all those crazy things he'd said. If
- ever I had considered checking into a hospital before my job was done, I
- considered it no longer. Paul opened his mouth, shut it. "Well, it's your
- funeral. But I recall saying the same thing to you before this." He sighed.
- "What next, then?" I started telling him what I planned to do, and when I
- mentioned the films referred to in the four pages of notes I'd so recently
- read, Paul said, "Films? Shell, before you left for Hawaii you asked me to hang
- onto two reels of film for you. They, the projector and screen, are in my
- closet." I gawked at him, then grinned. "What," I asked, "are we waiting for?"
- With the projector and screen set up, Paul switched out the lights and I
- started running the films. The last reel showed scenes after the wedding in
- Hawaii. Paul pointed out Webley Alden and I thought that he looked very happy.
- His bride's face was never visible. But, looking at the faces which were
- visible in the pictures, I saw one I recognized. Recognized? It jarred me.
- Either one of those cell groups Paul had talked about was sparking normally, or
- the face belonged to somebody I had met _since_ the Banyan Tree. Another look
- gave me the answer; cells were not sparking. The man who'd caught my eye was in
- a black suit, and obviously had officiated at the ceremony; the Bible in his
- hand was a prop. Tall and thin, with black hair and brows, with a large beak on
- him. A kind of spread-out, fleshy nose. I'd seen him twice, very recently. The
- first time had been in the darkness of Monsarrat in Waikiki. And again in the
- _Pele_ when I'd slugged him for the second time. Then he'd had a mashed mouth
- and a couple of other lumps on his chops. But it was, unquestionably, the same
- guy. Before leaving I asked Paul if he knew anything about the photograph
- Webley Alden had taken the night he was killed. It was referred to in my notes,
- and the goons at L.A. International had asked me about it, but I had no idea
- where it was now. Neither did Paul, but he did know I had most of my
- photographic work done by a man named Harold at Eagle Photo Supply a few blocks
- up Rossmore. I called Harold, got him at the camera shop, and asked him about
- it. The way he reacted, the picture stood out in his mind like a beacon. He
- still had the transparency and I told him to make a big enlargement from it, at
- least life size, larger if he could manage it. Harold said he would have the
- job done by morning. It was as simple as that. If only, I thought, the rest of
- it could be that simple. But next on the agenda was Las Vegas. The Algiers. And
- Ed Grey. * * * *
- The Western Airlines DC-6B I'd boarded less than an hour and a half earlier at
- L.A. International landed at McCarran Field, Las Vegas, at nine-eighteen p.m.
- that Friday night. The next flight back to L.A. was scheduled for
- twelve-forty-five a.m. With luck I might be on it.
- I took a cab down U. S. Highway 91 to a small cocktail lounge called Cosmo's,
- just past the Algiers and on the opposite side of the Strip. In the lounge I
- found a pay phone and called the Algiers, asked for Dutch. My notes had
- mentioned my getting helpful information from "Dutch," and from "Charlie," one
- of the Wow girls. Dutch was voluble and pleasant on the phone. I asked him to
- meet me here, without broadcasting news of my presence, and he said he had a
- break soon. I had a highball and waited. After he arrived and found me at the
- bar it took me another five minutes to explain my situation and convince him I
- was serious. I wound it up, "Anyway, that's it. So it would help if you'd tell
- me what you told me when I was here before." He looked at me curiously, brows
- pulled down, shaking his head. But then he started in. When he'd finished I
- said, "Ed Grey was kind of hot for Pagan, huh?" "Hell, he's hot for women --
- which is why that dressing room's next to his office, I'll give odds. But Ed
- even gave Pagan a ring. I mentioned the trinkets and such last time."
- "Engagement ring?" "No, just a ring. Ornamental thing. Snake chewing on its
- tail -- expensive enough. Big diamonds for eyes." "Did Pagan wear the thing?"
- "Sure, after he gave it to her she was never without it. Real proud of it, said
- it cost sixteen hundred bucks." He laughed. "She actually went down to Mason's
- here, where Ed bought the thing, and checked up. No glass for Pagan." "You
- don't have any idea where she is?" He shook his head. "Nope. Like I said,
- haven't seen her since two nights before Charlie took over the act." We
- finished our drinks and Dutch left briefly, returned with Charlie. She had a
- lot of thick red hair, and there was a lot of Charlie, but it was in the places
- where a lot was enough. She sat between Dutch and me and ordered a dry martini,
- told me her story, in the meantime ordering another martini. I asked her, "Ed
- phoned you to replace Pagan on the night of the fourteenth? You're sure?"
- "Sure. Friday night. Next day I started, and that was Saturday, the fifteenth."
- "What time of night did he call?" "Around eight p.m. Maybe a few minutes after.
- I'd just turned in. Early for a change." "And the last show always starts at
- midnight? Seven nights a week?" She nodded. Friday the fourteenth was the night
- Webley Alden had been killed. There wasn't much else Charlie could tell me, and
- in a few minutes she went back to the Algiers. I told Dutch I wanted to talk to
- the switchboard operator in the Algiers, find out if any long-distance calls
- had come in on the night of the fourteenth for Ed Grey. He said he'd get them
- for me. When I protested that it could get him in trouble if Grey found out, he
- said, "It's okay. I know the lass on the switchboard." Dutch grinned. "Quite
- well. Besides, nuts to 'em. I can always go back to the farm." He slid off the
- stool. "I'll give you a call here with the info." "Okay, Dutch. But tell the
- lass to describe a big white-haired guy -- me -- if Grey asks her who got nosy.
- One other thing. When Grey leaves the Algiers, does he drive his own car?"
- "Yeah, new tan Imperial sedan." "Where does he park it?" "In front of the club.
- Just past the loading strip outside the entrance." He left. A few minutes later
- his call came for me. "Two long-distance calls to Ed that night, Shell," he
- said. "One from Chicago at six-forty p.m. The other from Medina, California at
- seven-fifty-two p.m." "Medina, huh?" "Right. No others, though." "One of those
- was enough. Thanks, Dutch." I hung up with a very satisfied feeling, looked in
- the phone book's yellow pages, found "Mason's Jewelers," and phoned. There was
- no answer at the store, but I got David Mason, the owner, at his home. I
- described the ring Ed Grey had bought for Pagan Page, explained it had been
- purchased sometime during the early part of August, and that I wanted one just
- like it. "Would you describe the ring again?" "Serpent with its tail in its
- mouth, diamonds for eyes. I think it cost sixteen hundred dollars." "Oh, yes.
- I've one identical with it. Perhaps two. I can check tomorrow." "It has to be
- tonight. And all I want is the setting." "The setting? _Tonight?_ Do you really
- expect me to drive all the way downtown at this hour, and open the store,
- merely to sell you the setting?" "I hope you will. It's important." He didn't
- say anything, just sort of grumbled. I said, "What's the ring worth -- without
- the stones?" "Very little. Perhaps a hundred dollars at most." I didn't have
- sixteen hundred, but this I could handle. "I'll pay two hundred for the
- setting," I said. He grumbled some more, but finally said he'd do it. * * * *
- At eleven-forty-five p.m. -- in a Ford I'd rented from a U-Drive lot -- I drove
- up in front of the Algiers. In the Ford's glove compartment were a flashlight
- and the loaded .45 automatic I'd taken from Biff.
- Dutch had told me Ed Grey was usually in his office at this hour, and when the
- doorman stepped up to my car I said, "Ed in his office now? Ed Grey?" "I guess
- so. Probably." "Would you deliver a package to him for me?" I held up the small
- ring box. In it was the setting I'd bought from Mr. Mason. Around it was a
- five-dollar bill. The guy looked at the five. "Sure thing," he said. I gave him
- the five. "One condition. Deliver it at exactly twelve o'clock. Exactly. OK?"
- "I guess so. Sure. Just so it ain't a bomb or something." I grinned. That's
- what I hoped it was. I took a last look at it myself. On the way here I'd
- stopped and rubbed the setting in soft earth alongside the road, then put it
- back into the ring box. The band was about an eighth of an inch thick,
- intricately worked with scales over the snake's body, narrow tail disappearing
- into the open mouth. The diamond eyes, of course, were gone; and I had made
- sure no dirt remained in the spaces where they had been. The scales and snake's
- mouth had retained a lot of dirt, though. I closed the box, handed it to the
- man. The tan Imperial was parked a few yards ahead of me. I drove past it, and
- back to Cosmo's. From there I called the Algiers at three minutes before
- midnight. When he answered I said, "Hang onto something, Ed." "What?" "I've got
- bad news for you." "You what? Who is this?" "Shell Scott. But that's only part
- of the bad news." "Scott?" He was silent, digesting it. Then he said, as if it
- wasn't digested, "What in hell do you want?" "You, Ed. You in a sweat. You on a
- slab." "Why, you bastard. I've had enough -- " "Guess what, Ed? I found Pagan's
- body." He didn't say anything. For quite a while he didn't say anything. When
- he spoke, though, his voice was hard and level. "I always thought you were
- nuts, Scott. Now I know it. Make some sense or get off the line." "Try it like
- this, then. I got a hunch Pagan might be dead when I began wondering why you
- threw so much weight at me even before we met. From right after Webley Alden
- was killed, in fact, until now." "You're full of horse manure." "Keep
- listening. Webb was killed around seven-thirty on the night of the fourteenth.
- Twenty minutes or so later you got a call from Medina. Pagan disappeared that
- night, too -- odd coincidence. Nobody's seen her since -- another odd
- coincidence. You knew an hour _before_ she was due to go on at nine p.m. that
- she wouldn't be going on at all. Now how did you know that, Ed? Suddenly
- there's no more coincidence. And _that's_ the odd part." "She just didn't show.
- She wasn't around." "She could have shown at nine. Nine-thirty. Even midnight
- for the last show -- she wasn't the first act on. You knew she wasn't _going_
- to show, Ed." He told me again what I was full of, and he'd gone beyond horse
- manure. But he sounded a little shaky. And he was still listening. I looked at
- my watch. It was a minute till midnight. I said, "There was plenty of reason
- for me to start checking, talking to people, looking for Pagan. And finally I
- found her. I'm not really sure why you killed her -- " "Scott, you're clear out
- of -- " "But I can make an educated guess. A couple of your boys let it slip
- that she was 'riding the earie' while you talked on the phone. So, while she
- wasn't in on the Medina business, I'd guess she found out about it -- probably
- listening from her adjoining dressing room while you talked to Medina by phone
- on the night Webb was killed. Even if she didn't get it all right then, she
- could easily have put it together when the news of Webb's murder hit the papers
- next day." "Pagan's as alive as you are, jerk. More alive, probably." He
- laughed. "And she's sure as hell going to live longer." "I told you I found her
- body. It wasn't easy, but I made sure it was Pagan Page. Tell me, Ed. Did she
- try a little blackmail? Or were you just playing it safe?" He laughed shortly.
- "Scott, I have to hand it to you. You might even be making a little sense if
- Pagan was dead. But she's not -- at least not so far as I know. We had a little
- ... argument, and she took off in a huff. Messed up the show for one night, but
- that's all." He sounded fairly convincing; maybe I'd overplayed my hand. But he
- hadn't denied getting the call from Medina. And he was still listening. It was
- twelve p.m. on the nose. So I said, "Ed, knock it off. I told you I found her
- body. It wasn't pleasant -- not after all this time. But I brought back a
- souvenir for you. Took it off her finger." "You -- what?" He sounded shocked.
- Faintly in the receiver I could hear somebody rap on Grey's door. I said, "That
- should be it. Little present from Pagan and me to you." He didn't say anything,
- but the phone clattered as it went down on his desktop. There were soft sounds
- in my ear, the mumble of voices, then Grey was back on the phone. "Scott ... we
- got to talk. Scott, you there?" "I'm here. So let's talk." "I'll meet you
- someplace. I..." He stopped. When he spoke again, his voice was stronger. "What
- kind of con is this?" It had shaken him, obviously, but he was already pulling
- himself together. He said angrily, "This is some kind of jerky trick. I gave
- this ring to Pagan, sure. Or ... one like it. This probably isn't even the one
- she had." "I took the eyes out, Ed. No point in giving them back to you. And
- Pagan doesn't need them now." He laughed again. "What are you trying to pull,
- Scott?" Gently, I hung up. Then I went out of Cosmo's, started the Ford, pulled
- into U. S. 91, and drove slowly toward the Algiers, heading for desert beyond
- the hotel. Well, I thought, maybe Ed would buy it. And maybe I hadn't had
- anything to sell. I drove slowly up the highway. The Algiers was on my left,
- set back about fifty feet from the street, and as I passed opposite the
- entrance doors a man came through them in a hurry. He stopped, spoke briefly to
- the doorman, then ran to the tan Imperial and jumped in. The car started with a
- shriek of rubber, leaped forward in the curving drive. I stepped on the gas,
- grinning. I had hoped to get Ed Grey wondering; but he wasn't just wondering,
- he was coming unglued. Relief poured into me like plasma. I was a block south
- of the club when Grey's tan sedan skidded into Highway 91 behind me. I kept a
- block or two ahead of the Imperial, watching it in my rearview mirror. I raced
- by the Sands, Flamingo, Dunes, Tropicana and Hacienda, then past some gas
- stations and into darkness of the desert beyond. By then I was going over
- seventy miles an hour, but once out of the Strip's traffic Grey's car gained
- rapidly on me. I let him pass. Only four or five miles from the Algiers, Grey
- swung skidding off the highway into a narrow dirt road. I slowed, gave him
- plenty of time, then doused the Ford's lights and turned after him. Far ahead I
- could see the flare of his taillights as he braked suddenly, then the car swung
- left and out of sight. There was a quarter-moon, barely enough illumination for
- me to see the road ahead, a lighter path on the earth. In the darkness I took
- the .45 and flashlight from the glove compartment, put the flashlight on the
- seat alongside me, cocked the gun and placed it next to the flashlight. I could
- feel the slow build-up of tension in my muscles, a not unpleasant tightness
- starting to pull at the back of my neck. I made the left turn in the road, soon
- saw light gleam dully on something ahead. Then the shadowy outline of the sedan
- was visible, and I stopped, got out of the Ford and walked the rest of the way
- to the other car. It was the Imperial. Clearly in the night came sounds from
- somewhere on my right. I walked toward them, gun in my right hand, flashlight
- in my left. My foot hit a small stone, sent it scuttling over the ground. I
- stopped. Grey wasn't far from me now. I could hear the grating sound of
- something driven into earth, the sharp click of one stone striking another. And
- then the smell hit me. The smell of death is acrid, sweetly sickening. It has
- an unmistakable fetid sweetness, cloying, like nothing else. As if scented air
- were decaying, turning into corruption. It hangs over battlefields in war, lies
- trapped within graves in peace. And it was here around Ed Grey and me, filling
- the space between us. I walked forward through the pungent stench, moving
- slowly, placing my feet carefully. Then I saw him, hunched over, close to the
- ground, pawing. I lifted the gun, aimed it at him, finger barely touching the
- trigger. I held the flashlight before me but out from my body, then flicked it
- on. The brilliant beam washed over him, seeming to hold him transfixed for a
- moment. He was bent, a small collapsible shovel gripped in his hands, its blade
- half buried in loose earth turned at his feet. Then his shocked white face
- snapped toward me. His mouth formed a taut grimace. He lifted the small shovel
- quickly, started to straighten up. "Hold it, Grey!" I said. He took one step
- nearer, hurled the shovel with all his strength. It pinwheeled toward me, blade
- catching the light. I ducked, jumped to the side. Almost in time. The shovel's
- handle slammed against my left forearm, numbing the muscles momentarily, and
- the flashlight fell against a rock, winked out. I heard the sound of Grey's
- running feet. As I started after him a gun cracked. Bright blooms of flame
- darted toward me. The bullets were wide by several feet. I dropped to one knee,
- snapped a shot toward the place where Grey had been; waited, listening. Then I
- heard the engine of his car roar, the crunch of tires on earth. His headlights
- were out, but the taillights flared red in the night. As he swung around in a
- tight half circle I aimed ahead of the red lights, fired three times. The car
- gained speed, then the headlights leaped down the dirt road and the Imperial
- raced after them. I let him go. I found a lighter in my pocket, snapped it on
- and looked at my watch. It was eighteen minutes after midnight. In twenty-seven
- minutes a plane would be leaving Las Vegas for L.A.; I meant to be on that
- plane, if I could make it. Very soon a large portion of the hoods in Vegas
- would be looking for me. And would know where to look. Getting my hands on Grey
- wasn't, at the moment, the important thing. The important thing was done. I
- found the shovel, walked to the spot where Grey had been standing. In a few
- seconds I'd scraped away the last inch or two of earth. In another half minute
- I'd bared part of the arm. What had once been an arm. Now it was
- purple-blotched, dark and discolored. Once it had been smooth and firm and
- warm, and she had been beautiful. It was pretty bad. I tried not to breathe,
- but I had to look. Holding the burning lighter so its flame illumined her arm,
- I bent close. On the puffy, bloated hand, nearly buried in the swollen finger,
- almost as if it were alive and tightening upon her dead flesh, the metal
- serpent coiled. Its diamond eyes glittered brightly in the flame.
- * * *
- *SEVENTEEN* I got up late the next afternoon in my apartment, showered and
- shaved and looked with a dim eye upon my numerous bruises and cuts and bumps.
- It was truly a splendid array. But none of it really bothered me except the
- almost constant ache in my head. It felt as if either my brain was growing or
- my skull was shrinking. For a moment I amused myself with the thought of a
- brain growing, and growing, popping out of its skull and slithering over the
- landscape, striking down evil citizens with rays of pure noodles, growing and
- growing.... But then the thought of Shell Scott, Giant Brain, struck me as
- perhaps a bit unlikely, especially since I now had much less than I'd started
- out with. So I dressed and forced myself to eat a hearty breakfast, then went
- into the living room. I'd made it in time to the plane at McCarran Field the
- night before and there'd been no trouble with gunmen there or on landing at
- L.A. International. I had rented a Chrysler, driven home. Now, despite the
- bruises and aches, I was rested and refreshed, ready for the final act tonight.
- Because tonight was Saturday night, the Anniversary Party, the wrap-up, the
- unveiling. I grinned to myself, thinking that it would be an unveiling in more
- ways than one. And just in case I got killed, I figured I might as well go out
- in style. With a flair, so to speak. And the Anniversary Party, from what I
- knew of it, sure seemed like the place where anything might happen. But I
- needed information, help. I had to trust somebody. I dug up all my notes and
- went over them again. One Blackie, the notes told me, was Sue Mayfair, and
- after her name was a Hollywood telephone number. The notes told me, too, that
- Blackie was a doll, a delight. Just how good a friend she might be the notes
- didn't quite say, but it seemed reasonably sure that she was, if nothing else,
- not included among my enemies. That was good; I didn't want an enemy helping
- me. So I called Sue Mayfair. She seemed pleased to hear from me and said, yes,
- she'd been in the Whittaker house, where the party was to be held, once before
- at a small cocktail party. And she would be glad to help me any way she could.
- It was a rather odd conversation. Once she asked, sort of giggling, if she
- should wear her "costume," but I didn't have the faintest idea what she was
- talking about. However, she said, sure, she'd be happy if I came over to see
- her in half an hour. I hung up, found a bottle of glue in a drawer and dropped
- it into my coat pocket. Then I made sure I had the .45 automatic, went through
- the first twelve issues of _Wow!_ and tore out the featured gatefolds, and was
- on my way. I stopped at Eagle Photo. Harold had the enlargement already framed
- and wired for me. It was four feet by five feet, ready to hang on a wall. And
- was in a word: splendid. The lovely lines of the woman's nude body were soft
- and flowing, the flesh almost melting against the harsher outlines of the
- carved-wood Pan beyond her. The hands of Pan reached out as if about to enclose
- the wonderfully shapely form, draw it to him, upon him. One hairy leg was
- raised, the goat foot gleaming, and on Pan's dark face was an expression of
- complete and delighted lechery, the eyes wide and knowing, the thick lips
- twisted in a lascivious smile. I gave Harold a check with my thanks, put the
- big enlargement in the back of my rented Chrysler, and drove to a sporting
- goods store where I bought a box of .45-caliber cartridges. I filled the
- automatic's magazine, dropped the gun in my coat pocket, then drove on, with
- some anticipation, to see Blackie. * * * *
- It was six-thirty p.m. Blackie, wearing a bright print dress with narrow cloth
- straps over her smooth shoulders, sat at one end of a blue divan in her
- apartment. I sat at the other end. Both of us had highballs, the second for
- each of us so far. I had explained the current situation to Blackie. She was
- over her first surprise and had filled me in on all that she'd told me before.
- Or, perhaps, not quite all, since she'd mentioned nothing about a "costume" or
- even hinted at anything which would explain the enthusiasm I'd expressed about
- Sue Mayfair in my notes.
- Now she had another sip of her drink and said, "Well, you look and talk the
- same, Shell. Ill bet you haven't changed a bit." She grinned. "I hope. So
- what's next?" "I mean to be an uninvited guest at the Anniversary Party
- tonight. But several characters present there will want to shoot me on sight."
- "Shoot you? With bullets?" "Bullets, bows and arrows, blowguns, anything they
- can get their hands on." I paused. "So, as I mentioned a bit earlier, anybody
- who helps me in _any_ way could buy a large hunk of trouble if it got noised
- around." "I told you to forget that. Where do I come in?" "Well, these
- characters will probably have a hunch I might try to show up at the party. A
- couple of the boys could even be on guard outside, that sort of thing. And I
- imagine once the party starts all the doors will be locked." "You can bet on
- that." She grinned again. "I know you don't remember all I told you before, but
- do you know what's supposed to happen at the party tonight? The pictures and
- all?" "Yes. That is, I wrote down the salient points and have ... mulled it
- over mentally. I know there's to be a photo or two taken of all the girls
- featured in the first twelve issues of _Wow!_ Ah, like the individual shots,
- but ... all at once." She laughed. "Yes. In high-heeled shoes and turtleneck
- sweaters. And nothing else. Did you write that down?" "No ... I merely
- indicated that ... ah ... hoo! That's how they'll do it, huh?" "Yes. That's the
- costume well all wear." Her eyes were merry. "Costume? Didn't you ask me ...
- hoo!" I finished my drink. My mind was wandering down paths which led into
- freeways which could make a shambles of an already half-shot mind like mine.
- Blackie slid close on the couch, took the empty glass from my hand and said,
- "I'll fix us another drink, all right?" "Yeah, fine. But I have to have a dear
- head tonight ... hah. Clear head. Sure, fix another drink." She walked toward
- the bar and I said, "One other item, Blackie. There's a big photograph, twenty
- square feet of it, that I'd like to have on the wall when the party gets going.
- But I have to fix it a little first. Okay if I bring it up?" It was all right
- with Blackie, so I went down to the car and got the enlargement, my gatefolds
- from _Wow!_, and the glue. Blackie had fresh drinks ready when I got back. I
- showed her the big framed photo. "Boy!" she said. "That's a good one. Who is
- it, do you know yet?" "That's what I'll tell you, and everybody else, tonight."
- I explained that my idea was to paste -- on the reverse side of the framed
- enlargement -- the twelve gatefolds from _Wow!_ Since the magazine itself, and
- the Wow girls, were what the party was all about in the first place, the
- collection of twelve photos hanging on the wall should not strike a jarring
- note, but instead should seem a natural part of the surroundings. "A sort of
- homey touch, hey?" said Blackie. "That's the idea. Assuming I can sneak this
- big thing into the house -- and assuming nobody turns the thing over and peeks
- at the enlargement on the other side." "Very good," she said. "There's a
- madness to your method." "Yes, there's ... Well, I'd better start pasting."
- "Let's both paste." It didn't take long, but it was sure fun. You just never
- know how much fun your work can be unless you plunge right into it. Blackie and
- I both got down on the floor, and snipped and arranged and pasted, and I
- decided it would have been great fun to be on the floor with Blackie even if
- we'd had nothing to paste. A couple of times she nudged me in the ribs with her
- elbow and said something wild. That's the way it went. Then we sat on the couch
- and talked. Blackie told me the party would be at a big home in Medina owned by
- Mr. Whittaker, he having a chunk of money in _Wow!_ The giddiness was to begin
- at eight p.m. in what old Whittaker, with remarkable bluntness, called his
- "Booze Room," and from there would progress on into the living room for
- talking, drinking, smoking, and no telling. Including taking the pix for _Wow!_
- And just possibly some private collections. Blackie described the "fat old
- mansion" for me. She would unlock a side door if she-could, so I could sneak in
- and skulk about, and with luck hang my picture in the living room. She told me
- the library was next to the living room, where tonight I wagered there would be
- lots of living, and if all went well I could get in there before the gang
- showed up. It sort of amused me to think that I might get killed in -- a
- library. Not that I don't read; I read many things. Besides _Wow!_ I looked at
- my watch. It was almost seven-thirty p.m. "Time I left," I said. "Gee, I wish
- it wasn't so late, Shell." "I wish it was about three in the afternoon --
- tomorrow." "If we had time ... I'll bet we could kill a couple more hours
- here." "I'll bet we could slaughter them." "Shell, you don't remember anything
- at all about being up here before, do you?" "No. Worse luck. Nothing ... at
- all." She had put her hand on my leg, an inch or two above the knee. It's funny
- about hands. They can do all sorts of things, such as slap you on the back, or
- sock you on the jaw, or wave goodbye. Blackie was sort of waving, but it was
- not goodbye. The sensation of her gently waggling fingers was not quite like
- that of a functional soldering iron, but there was pretty near enough heat
- being generated to fuse pants and leg together. She said, "Maybe after the
- party we could get together again up here. We can figure out something to do,
- I'll bet." "I'll bet." "That's what we'll do then." She grinned. "You're fun,
- Shell. You haven't changed. You're more fun than a barrel of monkeyers." "Well,
- I ... Would you say that again a little more -- " "So don't get yourself shot
- or bow-and-arrowed or anything." "Don't you worry." I paused. "For Pete's sake,
- don't mention me to anybody at Whittaker's. That would get me boiled in oil."
- "I won't." We made it to her front door. Blackie was going to the ball in her
- own car, and as I went out she said, "Remember now. Don't you get shot and
- spoil our little party." It occurred to me that if I got shot, it would spoil
- much more than our little party. Depending, of course, on where I got shot. But
- I grinned at her and said, "Blackie, I wouldn't think of it," and left. I had
- been waiting for half an hour in the bushes outside the two-story Whittaker
- house in Medina. Now I took the Colt .45 from my pocket, worked a cartridge
- into the barrel chamber, pushed up the safety lock and dropped the cocked gun
- into my pocket again. The big enlargement lay flat on grass a few feet from me.
- A rectangular swimming pool was at this side of the house, about thirty feet
- from where I crouched. Blackie had been one of the first girls to arrive. But
- in the last half hour I'd heard numerous other cars drive up and even managed
- to see some of the arriving guests. The only women to be present were the Wow
- girls; all the other guests would be men. Among them I had spotted a face
- which, though I'd gotten only a quick glance at it last night in the beam of my
- flash, I easily recognized. Ed Grey. With him had been another guy easily
- recognizable, big Slobbers O'Brien. Close on their heels had come two other men
- I didn't know, but who had the hard dark look of unpleasant people. By now all
- the guests were probably inside. All but the uninvited guest: me. It was night,
- eight-thirty p.m., and time for me to get started. Carrying the big picture I
- walked to the pool, past it, reached the door. Blackie had done her Job and the
- door opened noiselessly. I shut it behind me, waited. From another part of the
- house I could hear faint conversation and occasional laughter. Unless there'd
- been a change in plans, the whole gang would now be in the "Booze Room," which
- I understood to be a luxurious room complete with two bars, hi-fi, comfortable
- furniture -- everything needed for serious, or light, drinking. From the Booze
- Room the guests, suitably lubricated, would ooze to the huge living room. The
- girls would change, in one of the adjacent bedrooms, into their "costumes" and
- then the fun -- that is, the photographic session, would begin. And probably
- everybody would sing, "Happy Birthday to _Wow!_" or do something equally
- exciting. I walked forward. Sounds of merriment got a little louder but I
- didn't see anybody. After a minute or so I found the living room. Cameras,
- lights and reflectors were already there against one wall, but the room was
- empty of people. Directly ahead of me was a bare wall of highly polished dark
- wood. At its left and right ends were heavy doors, both closed. The room's
- right wall was almost entirely glass, the big windows affording a view of the
- swimming pool outside. In the middle of the opposite wall, on my left, sliding
- doors were open before the library. I could see in their shelves hundreds of
- books that nobody was going to read tonight. Several feet beyond those sliding
- doors, about half the distance to that bare wall, hung a large painting. It was
- almost the same size as the collection I carried, but not nearly as
- interesting, since it was an old oil painting of some dead fish and stuffed
- ducks. I replaced the fish and ducks with my framed collection. When I stepped
- back, the sight of all those Women With Wow at once, was almost overpowering. I
- left the oil painting on the floor beneath it, went into the library, closed
- the sliding doors and looked around. The shelves held at least four or five
- thousand books, the furniture was deep and comfortable in appearance. A cool
- breeze came in through two open windows overlooking a group of glossy-leaved
- philodendrons. There was the faint scent of tobacco smoke in the library. But
- the room was empty now, quiet. I went back to the sliding doors, opened them a
- half inch, and waited. About ten minutes after I got into position, the first
- of the guests started coming in. Soon there were twenty or so milling about,
- others arriving, all of them with highballs or cocktails. I saw Ed Grey clearly
- through my half-inch crack in the door. Somebody had obviously given him a
- beautiful shiner, not quite concealed now by makeup. It pleased me. Slobbers
- showed up, plus the two guys I'd seen follow him inside the house. There were
- several other men present, some of them undoubtedly from the _Wow!_ staff, a
- professional photographer or two and several amateurs. A man with a notebook in
- his hand, probably a reporter, waved across the room and called, "Hey, Desmond.
- Couple questions?" A tall, broad-shouldered guy, good-looking and with a bunch
- of wavy brown hair, walked to the man who'd called. That would be Orlando
- Desmond, Raven McKenna's husband. I recognized him; it figured. The two men
- spoke. Orlando threw back his head and laughed, rolling his eyes around the
- room, possibly to note the effect on the lovelies of his big white beautiful
- teeth. It looked as if everybody was present now, and it was quite a crowd.
- Tall men, short men, thick and thin men, reporters, photographers, hoodlums.
- All of those, plus. Plus: ten of the most gorgeous gals a man could hope to see
- in a long and energetic life. Ten Women With Wow, ten lusty, busty, beautiful,
- almost outrageously shapely tomatoes, young and juicy, vibrant and healthy,
- exquisitely gowned, exquisitely fashioned. Blondes and brunettes, redheads, and
- gals with jet-black hair. All were in cocktail dresses, and the dresses all
- looked like the kind which are never thrown on but are sometimes thrown off.
- Several black ones, an electric blue, one in vivid orange, a purple and a green
- and a beige, one white and one lavender. Cigarettes came away red-stained from
- red-stained lips, ripe mouths caressed the rims of crystal glasses, white teeth
- flashed in laughter. It was beautiful, wonderful. I was miserable. I wanted to
- be out there, flitting like a bee from flower to flower, like a wasp, like a
- hawk, like crazy. Like me. But here I stood -- in the _library_. Here I stood,
- peeking out at it all. The room buzzed, conversation rose and fell, white
- breasts flirted with the necklines of colorful dresses, flesh rippled smoothly
- under silk, nylon, jersey, as the lovelies walked in the room. Hors d'oeuvres
- were passed around on silver trays. More drinks arrived. I perspired. Man, I
- thought, none of those babes had better waltz in here. No, sirree. Even if it
- was worth it, that could ruin everything. But nobody came near the library,
- except passing by to get a drink or an hors d'oeuvre or a woman. Ten lovelies
- -- out of twelve Women With Wow. Which meant that two were missing. One of
- those missing, of course, was Pagan Page. A short, globular man I assumed was
- Mr. Whittaker called for attention and said a few words of welcome to the
- assemblage, then introduced Orlando Desmond. Desmond made a short speech in
- which he spoke of the tragic death of Webley Alden and said many flowery things
- about Webb as the real heart of _Wow!_ He went on to compliment the girls who
- had so successfully raised the circulation of the magazine and the male
- population of the USA., and stopped just short of singing a song. Applause.
- Then more drinks were passed around. One of the lovelies before my peeking eye
- now was Blackie. She walked casually toward the library doors. For a moment she
- scared me a bit; I thought she was going to come right in. But she paused a
- couple of feet away and opened her handbag, took out lipstick and a small
- mirror. While dabbing her lips she said softly, "All right?" I whispered
- through the crack, "Yeah. But it's miserable in here." She smiled slightly. "I
- know. You want to be out here with -- me." "That's ... close enough. How's it
- look?" "Two of the girls aren't here yet." "I can guess. Pagan Page and Loana
- Kaleoha." "Yes, how did you know?" "Never mind now. When does the photographic
- culmination commence?" "Soon. They aren't going to wait any longer." She
- started to turn away -- and I thought of something. Something important, which
- I had neglected to mention earlier. "Honey, hold it a minute," I said. She
- stopped, pulled a Kleenex from her bag, dabbed at her lips. A couple of the men
- across the room were looking at her. One of them was Ed Grey. I started
- perspiring again, for a different reason. There were several very rough boys
- here, perhaps even one or two more outside, and this thing might get entirely
- out of hand. If it did, cops would be a necessity; even if it didn't, once my
- bit was finished I would want numerous policemen handy to take over. So I said
- to Blackie, "When I spring out of here, the first chance you get, call the
- cops, will you? If anybody notices you, it will seem a natural thing to be
- doing." "All right. We're only two or three miles from the Medina Police
- Station. They should get here quickly. Besides, I know Lieutenant Farley. Not
- well, and I don't like him much, but he'll know I'm serious and hurry out." She
- moved her mouth around as if checking the lip job while she talked. "Farley?"
- It didn't mean anything to me. "Okay, just so some friendly cops get here in a
- hurry." She walked back into the roomful of people. I felt better now. I'd have
- four or five minutes alone, at least, but that much I wanted and could handle.
- And after that, if all went well, I would be joined by police officers eager to
- help me gather in the crooks. Something was going on out there. Ah, the girls
- were leaving. All ten of them. Going to put on their costumes. I sure wished I
- had one of those drinks the guys out there were swilling so happily. I'd have
- given much for one puff of a cigarette. But I kept my eye glued to the crack in
- my doors. From where I stood, I could look straight at the big windows in the
- far wall, beyond which was the pool. The entrance to the living room was on my
- right, the bare wall on my left. Left of center in the room, cameras were being
- set in place. Apparently the girls, when they returned, would be posed down
- there with that bare wall as a background. They'd gone out through the door at
- the right end of that wall, and would presumably come back through it.
- Fortunately, since I could see that part of the room without opening my doors
- any wider. Just for a moment, then, I sort of withdrew from myself and looked
- upon all this as if I were outside, floating about in the air somewhere like
- that cat in _A Christmas Carol_, and peering down upon all this from my lofty
- eminence. And I thought: is it really happening? Is this true life? Can this no
- kidding be happening to me? Have I split completely, flipped, snapped? Or is
- this real? Are these people really people? But then I snapped back. And I knew
- these people were really people. I knew more than that: these girls were really
- girls. Because the first one was back with us. The first of The Ten, perhaps
- the one ready first, perhaps the most daring -- no matter, she was back. A
- blonde. A stupendous blonde. And she was ready for her picture. Everybody else
- in the joint was also ready for her picture. She wore -- you know it, friends
- -- high-heeled shoes and a turtleneck sweater. The sweater was pink, not that
- anybody gave a hoot. She paused in the doorway, not at all ill at ease, and a
- kind of soft fluting sound quivered in the room, a sort of sighing ululation
- like the flutter of wild parakeet wings. Then the blonde walked from my right
- to left along that far wall -- and out of sight. Well, _pfui_, I said to
- myself. I peered through the crack and about the room. All the men assembled
- here had by now sort of come to attention and stampeded closer to that wall on
- my left, and thus nobody was either in front of my doors or to my right. So,
- since I was pretty well addled anyway, I slowly slid one of the doors wide
- open. The library was dark, and while I stood behind the other door it was
- doubtful that anybody would see me even if they looked this way. It was even
- more doubtful that anybody would look this way. And now I could see everything,
- except for big male backs which sometimes blocked my view. Out came a
- black-haired lovely, then a redhead, another redhead, then Blackie, another
- blonde, a brunette. It was like madness. Soon there were ten of them there, all
- ten of them lined up in a row. And it was not a solemn parade. There was much
- laughing and giggling and hootling and wiggling. And all of it was grand,
- especially the wiggling. A couple of the girls asked for drinks to sort of
- "keep their spirits up" and four guys sprang forward with everything from
- straight shots to martinis. I'll admit it, I sort of got lost in the moment. It
- was pretty interesting. But all of a sudden it was picture time. Somebody up
- front was acting as a kind of director -- it was Orlando Desmond, I noted --
- and at a word from him all the girls turned to face the wall. Lights were
- moved, cameras on tripods were adjusted. The moment was almost upon me. I took
- the cocked .45 from my pocket, thumbed down the safety and stepped from the
- library, then moved toward the activity. Nobody noticed me. Six or seven feet
- away was the back of the nearest man. Beyond him were several other guys, and
- before the wall: girls. Nobody noticed me. I walked up behind the group, then
- stepped onto a chair so I could size up the situation, make sure I knew where
- everybody was. Still, nobody noticed me. "Okay, now," Desmond yelled. "Lean
- over a little more, girls. Just ... a little ... that's it. That's perfect." It
- was pretty near perfect, there was no denying that. Probably not even in the
- days I had forgotten, I thought, had there been anything quite like this. To
- say the girls looked cute in their little outfits would be to do them a
- monstrous injustice, but it would be difficult to find the exactly right words
- for the vista there arrayed. Guys near me were letting out small yips and
- toots, and I could hear some of their enthusiastic comments. A few feet away on
- my right stood Slobbers O'Brien and an apelike individual. Slobbers seemed to
- shake as he pointed at something. "She got a sort of built-in built-out, don't
- she?" he asked wonderingly. I could have looked in dictionaries for a hundred
- years without finding those words. But Slobbers, of all people, had said it.
- The apelike individual alongside him, gazing strenuously, replied in a soft
- thrumming voice, "Yeah ... makes you want more than one, don't it?" Next to him
- another mugg said hoarsely, "I wouldn't mind sittin' on that one myself!" And
- then Slobbers again: "She really _do_ look like she's cavin' in outwards."
- There was more of the same. And all of their comments, all and more, were
- justified, more than justified. This was truly an almost unbelievable sight, a
- magnificent vista, an epochal moment in the history of vision. On the male
- faces near me were expressions of dopey, lip-smacking rapture, as if all five
- senses were being gaily diddled at once -- as though, from each rounded square
- inch visible yonder, floated perfumed music that gently tickled their taste
- buds. This was an assembly line for bloodshot eyes, the anatomical Alps, the
- Forward Look in Behinds. Soon we would all need novocain shot in our eyeballs
- -- but it was the perfect moment for me. The cameras were ready and the girls
- were ready and I was ready, and as the flashbulbs flared I jumped down from my
- chair, forced my way through the men and leaped toward the wall on my left. I
- reached it, spun around. On my left now were the girls, just becoming aware of
- my presence. On my right, the men, all the other guests -- including several
- hard faces. Rapidly I scanned the Forward Look in Behinds. There it was. Four
- freckles. I'd found the one I wanted. Third from the left. I pointed at it.
- "There!" I shouted. I had meant to cry, "She killed Webley Alden." Or, "That's
- the villainess." Or something roughly similar. But I got all excited. Hell,
- anybody would have got all excited. The silence was stunning. And in the
- silence I stood there, gun in my right hand, left arm flung out dramatically,
- rigid index finger extended and waggling a little. And I yelled at the top of
- my lungs: _"There's the fanny that did it!"_
- * * *
- *EIGHTEEN* It wasn't what I'd meant to say at all. But it sure caused some
- commotion. Gals squealed and sprang about, flung their arms this way and that
- way, and their lovely faces took on hosts of strange expressions. Everybody was
- shocked. Even I was shocked. But I stood my ground. I aimed my finger, waved my
- gun. And I pointed smack dab at lovely Loana Kaleoha. Loana. Who, of course,
- was Raven McKenna. Or, rather, Mrs. Orlando Desmond. Webley Alden's wife --
- though naturally they were never married. Any more than she'd been kidnaped. It
- was really very simple. There were some more screams from the Wow girls and a
- sudden shout from a couple of the men. One man -- a tough-looking bruiser who'd
- followed Slobbers and Ed Grey inside -- jumped toward me. I aimed the .45 at
- his feet and pulled the trigger. The gun bucked in my hand and the blast as it
- tore a hole in carpet and floor seemed to compress the air in the room, slam it
- against our eardrums. A lot of these people had never even heard a gun go off
- before, certainly not this close to them. The sound of it here, now, was enough
- to freeze them solid. And the men who had often heard guns go off, guys like
- Grey and Slobbers, knew the next one could go off at them. So, all in all, the
- effect was magical. Every bit of movement stopped. Girls who'd started to run,
- girls throwing arms and legs about, girls standing straight and girls bent
- forward, girls stooping and springing -- guys, too -- all froze. It was as if
- liquid oxygen had been poured over the whole gang of us, and it was a sight
- never to be forgotten, like a photograph of a people-explosion, a wildly cuckoo
- instant of time trapped and momentarily petrified. While it lasted I said,
- "Stay where you are. All of you." My voice sounded flat in the silence. There
- was a little thaw then, a little motion. But not sudden, and not vigorous; it
- just melted a little around the edges. I centered my gun on Ed Grey's chest and
- said, "You, get over there in the corner. You and all your pals -- including
- Desmond." They hesitated and I said, very softly, "Move." They moved. Ed Grey,
- Desmond, Slobbers, and the two other hard guys. They formed a little bunch in
- the corner, near the door through which the girls had gone out and returned.
- That put them farther from me, and I made all of them lace their hands behind
- their necks, then had the remaining men, including the reporters and
- photographers, gather in a second group several feet to their right in front of
- the big windows. I stood with my back to the library, near the big framed
- picture I had hung on the wall, facing Ed Grey and the bunch he was in.
- Trouble, if it came, would be from that bunch, I figured; but I could keep an
- eye on the other men easily enough, too. We made quite a crowd. Counting me,
- there were twenty-nine people in the room. Ten girls, eighteen men -- and me.
- The girls were all in a ragged line on my left now, their faces startled and
- shocked. I said to them, "Relax, ladies. You've nothing to be afraid of. At
- least, nine of you don't." I caught Raven's eye. "But you, sweetheart, have had
- it. The party's over." She looked straight back at me, black eyes burning, but
- didn't speak. Seconds passed in silence. When somebody did speak it turned out
- to be short, globular Whittaker. "What's the meaning of this?" he said. "This
- is ... _outrageous_." His voice wasn't very strong, and it cracked on
- "outrageous," but I had to give him credit for the try. I said, "The meaning is
- simple, Mr. Whittaker. You're all gathered here to celebrate the magazine's
- first anniversary -- and to pay tribute to the late Webley Alden. Desmond over
- there even made a nice little speech about Webb, almost a eulogy -- like Brutus
- praising Caesar. Because Desmond is the guy who murdered Webb." That unfroze a
- lot of tongues. I let the babble die down and said, "That's right. Desmond put
- the bullets into Webb's back, but Raven McKenna set it up for hubby. That's why
- I'm here now." I paused. "And there was a lot of help from Ed Grey, after the
- fact. Including the murder of Pagan Page." Grey spoke then, his voice shaking
- with anger. "Scott, you won't get away with this. I warn you -- " "I'd just as
- soon let you have one in the guts right now, Ed." I pointed the gun in
- .45-caliber emphasis of my words. "Not just for Pagan, either. Add your hoods
- from the Algiers who worked me over, tried to kill me here. Your hoods from the
- _Pele_ who tried the same thing in Hawaii -- the same ones, undoubtedly, who
- helped set up Webb over there." He didn't say anything more. I looked at Raven.
- "Some of this only you and Orlando and those muggs -- " I nodded toward the
- group Desmond was in -- "will understand. But everybody here will get the
- message before I'm through. Enough of it. And that's the idea." I paused.
- "Start at the beginning, Raven. Months ago Webb took some photos of you for the
- magazine and fell a little. Then he met you in Hawaii, fell the rest of the
- way, and popped the question." She interrupted. "This is idiotic. You can't
- expect -- " "Knock it off." I looked at her, at the thick black hair and full
- red lips, the black eyes burning into mine. After a moment I went on, "Married
- to Orlando, secretly, you couldn't marry Webb even if you'd wanted to. But you
- must have mentioned the proposal to Orlando -- and Orlando came up with his
- bright idea." "Shell, this is crazy," Raven said rapidly. "I don't know what
- you're talking about. Webb wasn't ever married. We all know that. He was a
- bachelor -- " "Sure, that's the point, sweetheart. You _did_ marry Webb in the
- Islands, but the judge was a phony, one of Ed Grey's hoods -- probably from the
- _Pele_; when I slugged him there he'd undoubtedly come back to finish his drink
- with you, at your table. So, the judge was a phony, the marriage a fake. Why a
- fake marriage? And on the very day the 'bride' was kidnaped? Only one answer
- makes sense: there was no kidnaping, you just walked out of the airport and
- joined Orlando. Which explains why it was so neat and easy. Why the fake
- kidnaping? Well, what did you get out of it? That's easy, too: two hundred
- thousand clams." While I spoke, Blackie had been edging toward the door on my
- left. I caught her eye, nodded slightly. She slipped through the doorway and
- out of sight. Orlando Desmond spoke for the first time, and his voice did not
- sound like his singing voice. It sounded even worse. Taut, strained, shredded
- by fear and tension. "It's not true, Scott. None of it. You're lying. I -- "
- "It won't work, Desmond." His face was pale, but his eyes stayed on me as I
- talked. "You had your bright idea: fake the marriage, fake the kidnaping, get
- the ransom money. You must have needed the money badly. I'd say it was to keep
- from getting killed, yourself. I heard Ed Grey just might kill you if you
- welshed, didn't pay off the pile you owed him. Even if he didn't knock you off,
- he would sure have changed your appearance." "You're crazy. The whole thing's
- crazy. You're making a fool of yourself." He licked his lips, his eyes empty. I
- went right on, "The fake marriage, the whole con, was out of your line,
- Desmond. So you turned to the logical hoodlum -- the one to whom you _owed_ the
- money, the guy who'd have an interest in the con's success. Ed Grey. Grey, with
- crooks on his payroll here _and_ in Hawaii. And, obviously, Ed went along.
- Where did I miss, Desmond? Come on, here's your chance to make a bigger fool of
- me. But don't forget there's more -- the films, that photo of your wife, a lot
- more." I grinned at him. "Including this: You know damned well I saw you, and a
- little bald-headed mugg, Thursday morning at the airport in Honolulu. You sure
- saw me -- and let Grey's boys here know I was on my way. I didn't recognize you
- then, no. But I can recognize you _now_ as the guy who was at the airport. And
- you are Orlando Desmond, aren't you? The guy, undoubtedly, who took that first
- shot at me outside the Spartan? Well, Desmond?" He licked his dry lips, turned
- toward Ed Grey as if for help. But there wasn't any help coming from that
- direction. Orlando stared at me. His face looked crumpled. The nine girls still
- in the room, now that Blackie was gone, stood at my left or leaned against the
- wall. Things had settled down enough for the moment so that I could actually
- enjoy the astounding sight they presented. Their original shock had faded into
- mild tension, or in some cases a curious interest. Of the nine, the only ones I
- recognized now were Charlie from the Algiers and Raven McKenna herself. Raven,
- whom I'd been calling Loana ever since that night in the _Pele_ when, with her
- brain working at peak efficiency, she had conned me -- almost enough. Now I
- realized she had probably been waiting there in the hope of spotting the real
- Loana. And I wondered about the real Loana Kaleoha, whom I couldn't remember at
- all. I wondered if they had found her, and killed her. I pulled my eyes away
- from the girls, said to nobody in particular, "It all went as planned, up to a
- point. But after the ransom was paid, Webb had to be killed. Otherwise he
- would, inevitably, have learned of the con. Especially since Raven wasn't about
- to establish a happy home with him -- not to mention how Orlando would have
- felt about such goings-on. No, Webb had to go." One of the toughs had unclasped
- his hands, started to move his fingers down the lapel of his coat. I didn't say
- anything. But I shifted the .45 to his chest and waited to see what he'd do. He
- did what I figured he would. He swallowed audibly, and laced his hands tightly
- behind his neck again. Blackie slid around the door in the corner, looked at me
- and nodded. So the law was on its way. I figured I'd have just time enough to
- wrap this up before help arrived. I went on, "If it had gone as planned, it
- would really have been a beautiful caper. Con Webb into marriage, fake the
- kidnaping, get the ransom money, kill Webb. No loose ends; nobody would ever
- have known Webb had been married, his wife snatched -- there would simply have
- been a dead man, with no clues to who killed him or why. Just one thing went
- wrong." I turned to Raven. "Naturally you insisted that Webb keep the marriage
- and everything about it secret. But Webb, in a sweat, did tell me a little.
- Because he did, I showed up at his home that Friday night, too late to stop his
- murder, but in time to scare the killers off. Before they could remove all
- evidence that they'd been there -- including the photo Webb took of his 'wife'
- just before he died." Raven's eyes widened, slowly returned to normal. I backed
- to the wall, stood next to the big framed array of the twelve Wow girls, put my
- hand on its base. Raven looked puzzled, and a little frightened. "_This_
- picture, Raven," I said, and turned it over. As the big enlargement became
- visible there was a sudden murmur of words from the others present. Raven
- stared at the enlargement, and her black eyes seemed to get dull, as if the
- bright film of moisture on them had dried. "Yeah," I said. "Minutes, or maybe
- seconds, before he was murdered, Webb took this photo of the girl who was then
- with him. The girl he obviously thought his wife. And it is, unquestionably,
- Raven, a picture of you. Clearly, when he was murdered, you were there." "This
- is preposterous." Her voice was shaky. "It's your picture, isn't it?" Under the
- circumstances, she didn't have a chance in hell of denying that it was. She
- said, "Well, I ... if I'd had any idea Webb was going to be ... killed, I'd
- have been miles from his home. Your own words prove -- " "Try the rest of it,
- Raven. If, during the time you and Orlando were waiting for Webb to pay off, he
- hadn't talked to anyone, you could kill him and be sure nobody would ever know
- of your almost clever con. If he _had_ spilled, though, you had to know about
- it, know who he'd talked to. Besides, Orlando wouldn't have cared to barge in
- on Webb with a gun unless he knew Webb was alone at the time. It adds up to
- this: you could be safe in the act of killing Webb, and afterward, only by
- checking on both those angles _before_ you killed him. And who could most
- easily get those answers from Webb himself? Why, the loving bride. In fact,
- under the circumstances, Webb would have been suspicious of anybody else
- showing up at that time; but he was _expecting_ his wife's return. He'd already
- paid the ransom to get her back. And the killer -- Orlando, remember -- would
- hardly have walked into Webb's house and shot him while Webb was taking
- pictures of a girl. Not unless he meant to kill the girl, too. Which he didn't.
- Naturally. The girl was you, Raven." Her big dark eyes were still on the
- enlargement. Her voice trembled as she said, "No, I ... that picture was taken
- months ago." "The hell it was. Webb got back from Hawaii only the day before.
- As you damn well know, he bought that carved-wood Pan in Hawaii, brought it
- back with him." I jerked a thumb. "It's there in the photo, proof Webb took
- this shot _after_ getting back home. On that last night, in the last minutes he
- lived. That's why the Pan had to be destroyed, in a fire, along with Webb's
- files and negatives -- and along with me, if you could manage it. That Pan
- added another reason why you and your pals were in such a sweat to get the
- print and negative from me." I paused, thinking of the mess in my office and
- apartment. Marks of fear streaked Raven's lovely face. She worried her lip.
- Then suddenly she said, "All right. All _right_, Shell. I was there that night.
- I just didn't want to ... get involved. And it wasn't Orlando who shot Webb. I
- don't know who it was. When it happened, I was shocked, horrified, and ran -- "
- "Nuts, sweetheart. Why don't you call me Webley again, just to make it perfect?
- Or tell me you're Loana?" I'd started to tighten up during the last minute or
- so. I kept straining to hear that siren, but there'd been no sound of an
- approaching police car. It didn't worry me much yet. Things had gone along so
- well here that I had become increasingly confident of a happy outcome as time
- passed. Perhaps too confident. Maybe I should have known it was too good to
- last. I heard a sound -- behind me. A soft sound, hardly noticeable. I started
- to turn. The voice was high, flat, rasping. "Don't do it. Drop the heater,
- Scott." I recognized the voice. I'd heard it at L.A. International Airport when
- he'd had a gun shoved into my back. Willie. Wee Willie Wallace. I knew nobody
- had come through the main door on my right. But the voice was behind me. About
- where those sliding doors before the library were. He must have been outside,
- spotted me through the big living-room windows, and come in through the
- library. I should have thought of those open library windows ... but I hadn't.
- No more than two or three seconds had passed since Willie had told me drop the
- gun. I hesitated. If I didn't drop it, Willie would almost surely shoot me in
- the back. And if he did, even in front of all these people, he would probably
- get away with it. The claim could always be made, even after what I'd said
- here, that I had leaped into a private party, run amuck, yelled wildly. Hell,
- it was true enough. Leave out my reasons and killing me could almost be made to
- appear euthanasia. The voice behind me was different this time, even higher in
- pitch, more twisted, more on edge. "You're askin' for it, Scott. _Drop_ it."
- Sweat was oozing from me, but still I hesitated. I couldn't try to turn
- suddenly, snap a shot at him. The second I moved he would -- inevitably, simply
- using good sense -- let me have it. Even if by a fluke I hit him, by then Ed
- Grey and his boys would be blasting away. And I knew, if they got me, they
- could _still_ get away with it, keep in the clear. Without me there was no real
- proof of what had happened; without me around they could still cover the rest
- of it up, literally get away with murder. But I knew, too, what would happen if
- I dropped the gun. If I did, I knew I would soon be hauled off into the weeds
- somewhere and become weed fertilizer. Maybe it was that thought, depressing in
- the extreme, that decided me. Or maybe it was that I'd just come too far, been
- through too much, to quit now. I said one word. "No."
- * * *
- *NINETEEN* At moments of extreme tension or emotion a man holds his breath,
- stops thinking. There's activity within the brain, thoughts whirl in it, but
- none of it is on purpose. It just happens. My lungs were laboring before I
- realized I was holding my breath, must have been holding it, except for that
- one word, since I'd heard the first sound at my back. Thoughts spun in my mind
- and it seemed a long time before I became aware of what I was thinking. I was
- wondering what it would feel like. "What?" The voice behind me was soft.
- Surprised. Slowly I let out my breath. "You heard me, Willie. If you pull that
- trigger, you'd better use the next bullet to plug the hole in your head."
- "What's that?" He sounded unbelieving. He knew as much as I did. All I knew was
- that I wasn't going to toss my gun away and let these bastards kill me --
- either here, or out in the weeds. And that, soon, I was either going to get
- shot or start shooting. But there wasn't a dry inch of clothing on me. I was
- sweating like a fat Eskimo at the equator. I knew I couldn't make any sudden
- move; but I couldn't just stand here, either. The thing was balanced now, right
- on the edge. I didn't know how well-balanced Willie was himself, but I knew it
- wouldn't take much for him to push it over. My gun, squarely on Ed Grey's
- belly, still held him and the others around him unmoving. By rolling my eyes I
- could see all their faces, the other group of men farther to my right, some of
- the girls against the wall. All were completely motionless and the faces were
- pulled into odd tight shapes, strain showing in all of them. My own face
- probably looked like a death mask. It felt like one. "You _want_ to get it? Are
- you crazy?" The voice was coming back to normal now. Getting tight and hard.
- Getting, in a word, ready. I rolled my eyes to my right, slowly, just a little.
- There wasn't a chance I could see Willie without turning my head halfway
- around, but I looked in the big windows fronting the pool, hunting for his
- reflection. And I found it. He was standing squarely in front of the library
- doors, right hand extended. I could tell there was a gun in it, but not what
- kind of gun. My mouth was very dry. Willie said, "Nobody can say you didn't ask
- for it." The words sent an unexpected shiver along my back. They came out soft
- and almost sensual. Warm words now, a kind of breathless whisper. It was the
- way another man might have spoken to a woman in bed. I forced words from my dry
- throat, and my voice sounded different, unlike my own, the words pinched. But I
- spat them out. "Hold it, Willie. You won't make it. You don't know it, you
- bastard. But you've got a lot more to lose than I have." The shot hadn't come
- yet, but involuntarily I was bending, pushing my spine forward, slightly
- arching my back. As I spoke I slowly turned my head, forcing it around toward
- Willie. It would have been easier to lift a truck. "I'll lose less than four
- days, Willie. You'll lose _all_ your life." It was true. And I think, because
- it was true, because I meant it, the message -- even if not its entire meaning
- -- got through to him. I'd turned my head around far enough to see him. In a
- corner of my eye I could still glimpse Grey and Desmond, the other group of
- men, but not the girls. My gun stayed on Ed Grey and the men around him. Their
- hands were still behind their necks and they hadn't moved. The tightness
- building in me had drawn muscle and nerve all through my body until now it was
- actually painful. I could feel the tight bunch of muscle at the base of my
- skull, something like a hard ridge along the length of my spine. And I held the
- gun so tight it was beginning to tremble a little. I strained my ears for the
- sound of a siren, but there was nothing. Willie was about twelve feet away,
- feet spread apart, gun thrust before him. The gun was a short-barreled .38.
- That helped a little. But not much. I said softly, "You know how long a man can
- live with a .38 slug in him. This is a Colt .45 in my hand, Willie. And I'll
- use it. If you try it, the first one of your pills better not be off an inch.
- You'd better not give me any time at all." My voice was soft as a whisper, but
- he heard me. And he understood me. It did me good to see Willie's pale, pasty
- face. He looked puzzled, but he also looked hesitant, nervous. Maybe even a
- little afraid. Just a little. I said, my voice rising, punching the words at
- him, "Yeah, all your life, chump. Maybe there's another life after this one,
- but we don't know, do we? I know how we can find out, though. It's up to you,
- Willie. We can find out together." He didn't say a word. But he hadn't pulled
- the trigger yet. His face was a little twisted. I kept it going. "With you and
- the rest here, I won't have a prayer. You can get me, make sure I go. But I'll
- make damned sure you go along. I'll take you with me, Willie." His dead-looking
- eyes wavered. They flicked toward Grey, then back to me. And right then I knew
- I had him. It burned through me suddenly, like fire, like a slow explosion.
- He'd waited too long. He'd been fine when he had the initiative, a gun on my
- back, when I couldn't see him. But I could see him now, knew exactly where he
- stood. I knew now that if he shot me and I lived long enough to pull a trigger
- I'd live long enough to kill him. He knew it, too. It seemed to start in his
- eyes, spread over his face. He was afraid. It was crazy. Willie had a gun on my
- back, his finger touching the trigger, but he was afraid. He wanted to pull
- that trigger. He wanted very much to kill me. And he would if I pushed him,
- jerked toward him or moved my gun. That would force him, make up his mind. But
- he couldn't make the decision himself -- knowing what the decision would mean.
- So we stood there. For seconds that seemed like hours. Seconds during which
- something grew. There was a weird quality in the room. An unreal but
- perceptible feeling, sensation, breath of -- something. Thoughts have a real
- force, an impact tangible at times. And all of us in the room had been in a
- state of extreme tension for long minutes now. Thirty of us. In each the nerves
- growing more taut, pulling tighter and tighter, as if stretched on a delicate
- rack. Shock, fear, anger, near panic in some. You could feel it. Like a strange
- fog, unseen but felt, chill on your face. You could smell it. Delicately sharp,
- add, like the smell of an angry mob. It oozed through the air, touched us all,
- affected us all. Everything had an unreal quality, stiff and still. But it
- couldn't last. Something had to happen soon. And anything could happen. Then I
- heard the siren. Close ... getting closer. The sound increased, nearing the
- house, nearing the room. It whined high and then growled low as the car started
- slowing to a stop. Willie's face changed, the lips pulled out and down. As the
- siren growled in front of the house he jerked his head a little toward it. The
- barrel of his gun moved away from me. Only inches, but away. And I thought:
- now. I swung my right leg hard, around and behind me, let it pull my body after
- it, legs bending into a crouch, the .45 slashing through the air toward him. As
- I moved, Willie jerked the .38 in his hand, yanked it back and pulled the
- trigger. The gun cracked and the bullet slapped my thigh, but immediately after
- that my .45 blasted and the heavy slug caught him in the breastbone. I didn't
- look to see what it would do to him. I knew what it would do to him. Before he
- started to fall I jerked around, slammed my gun down on the men around Ed Grey.
- Grey's hand was at his hip. Slobbers O'Brien had a gun already out, just
- clearing his coat. I almost shot him. I stopped the Colt on his belly and my
- finger was tight on the trigger when he made a short hissing sound, sucking air
- into his throat. He let go of the gun in a hurry. It thudded on the carpeted
- floor. I tried to watch all of them at once. Behind me I had heard car doors
- slamming. That would be the police. I could hear the sound of men running
- outside. Nobody had spoken. One of the girls slumped back against the wall, her
- face pale. Nobody else moved. Except Raven. When she did move, I was in a
- strange tight mesh of emotions. Above all there was the almost physical sense
- of release. I felt with a sudden leaping exhilaration that it was over. Over.
- End of the line, the case wrapped up, finished. Just a little longer, only
- seconds now, and that would be the end of it. But a kind of hangover from that
- earlier odd, tense and drawn-out moment still gripped me. My brain was almost
- sluggish, but at the same time I felt crazily like leaping up and clicking my
- heels or doing a little jog or time step. I felt good, elated, ready for
- practically anything, almost giddy with the sense of release. Thoughts danced
- in my head. I wondered what the cops were going to do with all these
- half-peeled tomatoes. I wondered lots of interesting things. And right then
- Raven moved. She marched toward me, toward the big enlargement on my left, and
- under any circumstances whatsoever that would have been an interesting thing to
- see. And as she marched she said flatly, "There's just one thing wrong with all
- you've said, Shell." I heard the front door crash open. Raven reached the
- enlargement, bent forward, peering up at the photograph. Bent way forward.
- "Just one thing," she said. "That's _not_ my fanny." Startled, I looked at the
- picture, back at Raven. Hell, it was _too_ her fanny. And she had tricked me
- with it. Willie had been distracted by a siren. I had been distracted by
- another kind of siren. I'll take _my_ kind. A guy has to have one weakness --
- and it might as well be a good one. Make that my epitaph. Because Raven's
- strength held my weakness just long enough. To my right I heard the ugly click
- of an automatic's slide snapping forward. I dropped, whirling, flipping the .45
- up in my hand. Screams ripped the air around me. I saw blurred movement as
- people started to scatter. People -- but not Ed Grey. He was the man with the
- gun, and as I pulled my automatic toward him he fired. The blast banged against
- the walls of the room and I heard the slug smack wood somewhere behind me, then
- I squeezed the trigger. The 230-grain bullet thudded into Grey's chest, shoved
- him backward. His lips were pulled away from his teeth and he went back a step,
- one leg outthrust behind him. He seemed almost unhurt, merely off balance, but
- then it happened. For half a second he stayed rigid in that awkward pose, but
- then something cut the strings, everything gave way at once. His features went
- slack, and he fell, straight down, landing in a heap. He started to roll onto
- his side, one leg still caught beneath the weight of his body. There was so
- much noise, so many screams and such a wild kaleidoscope of movement and color
- that I had barely noticed the figures charging in from the entrance to the
- living room. Men pounded over the carpet, coming from my right. The police. As
- I looked toward them Orlando Desmond shouted, "Look out, Farley, he's got a
- gun!" In the lead, ahead of several uniformed cops, was one in plain clothes. A
- thick-bodied, hard-faced man, not pleasant in appearance, looking angry, almost
- infuriated. He had a gun in his hand. He shouted at me, "Drop it, Scott, or
- I'll -- shoot!" And, immediately after "I'll -- " shot me. The slug slammed
- into or against my skull, but wherever and however it hit, my skull seemed to
- give off a great clanging sound, like those big round gongs struck with big
- round gong-strikers. The sound swelled to a great twanging crescendo and hung
- at its peak momentarily, and the tangible vibrations seemed to waggle me about
- as in animated cartoons animals banged on the head vibrate in sections and then
- all at once. There was only a fraction of a second into which all the gonging
- and twanging and vibration were crowded, but for that moment of goofy-time
- everything was bright, crisp and dear. I saw the vibrations, visible in thin
- pink soup around me, people in motion, colors and bright dots dancing. And,
- too, for that split second of eternity, I saw -- ten fannies. I thought: _WOW!_
- They were all racing about, racing past me and away from me and around me. They
- were everywhere -- but still they all seemed to be escaping while at the same
- time going every which way. Perhaps that is a normal characteristic of fannies
- escaping -- and these were violently escaping -- but whatever the reason, it
- was a grand, a memorable, an almost appalling sight. And then the blackness.
- But I had bare time for the wisp of a thought. A glancing, fading, barely
- perceptible thought. And it was: if even now a thick bullet was slowly crashing
- through the convolutions of my brain and this grand sight was to be my last
- sight on earth, then so be it. I couldn't kick. I knew somehow, even without
- memory of anything but these last few days, that if Shell Scott had to go ...
- this was the way Shell Scott would want to go.
- * * *
- *TWENTY* I don't know how long it was before I realized I hadn't died and gone
- to the Hippy Hunting Ground. I wasn't very live, either, but at least life
- still flickered. Whatever time it took was a kind of montage, disconnected
- sights and sounds and thoughts and smells all jumbled together into a
- phantasmagoric oneness. There was the smell of anesthetics. The sound of
- voices. Pressures and dull pains. Delirium, too. And once something almost
- beautiful happened. Almost beautiful because it was so _ugly_. It was like a
- living picture painted by Dali with touches of Blake and El Greco. It was a
- ballet in an open theater, on a green landscape flat and eerie like the Ancient
- Mariner's rotting sea. I was at stage center, lights blinding me. In from the
- wings danced Slobbers O'Brien and Biff Boff in red leotards, pirouetting as
- gracefully as two elephants tickling each other. Both of them carried huge
- saps. The huge saps were Wee Willie Wallace and Danny Ax. Slobbers and Biff
- spun me around, swatting me on the head with the big saps. Somewhere in the
- green landscape a thousand-piece orchestra played the Anvil Chorus: _Clang ...
- clang ... clang-clang clang-clang_, and Slobbers said, "Dere playin' our song!"
- as he and Biff swatted me with Willie and Danny. Suddenly Ed Grey appeared,
- slim and horrible in white tights, performing a magnificent _entrechat_ while
- carrying a machine gun with which he shot me. Every time one of the bullets hit
- me I died, then stood there and laughed at him, and another bullet would hit me
- and I'd die again and laugh, over and over. Others came on stage. Webley Alden,
- Dutch, lovely girls in high-heeled shoes and turtleneck sweaters, a dancing
- carved-wood Pan, and more. And then the worst thing happened, the really
- shocking part of it all. I was myself, at stage center; but I was also, at the
- same time, the rest of them, all the rest of them. I was the audience, watching
- the ballet, I was Ed Grey and Danny Ax and Slobbers and Willie and Biff and the
- women and Webb, all of them and myself as well. Mercifully, it went away,
- melted into the green landscape. Immediately after that, it seemed, I was
- awake. Alert and aware. Dimly remembered were moments when I had been awake
- before. I had talked to nurses, doctors -- policemen. Even a sergeant named
- Farley who had some sort of apology to make and who seemed in a state of great
- unease. And numerous lovelies, I recalled. Some other things, in talks during
- those moments of wakefulness, had been made clear. Ed Grey was dead, I knew.
- But he'd taken an hour or so to die and in that time confessed to killing
- Pagan. From her dressing room next to Grey's office she had overheard Grey's
- end of the phone conversation when Desmond called him from Hawaii for help in
- setting up the marriage con; after that Pagan had, at every opportunity,
- listened on purpose, and had been listening when Desmond phoned Grey on the
- night he shot Webb. She had foolishly tried to use her information to squeeze
- money out of Grey. Foolishly because, being Grey, he'd seen no other way out
- and had killed her. He had strangled Pagan Page. I thought of my ballet, and
- wondered if they were dancing together, his fingers buried in her throat, her
- eyes glittering like diamonds. Somebody had told me, too, that Orlando had
- indeed been in debt to Grey, to the tune of one hundred and forty thousand
- dollars. For his help in setting up the marriage con and covering up after the
- murder, and for trying to eliminate me, Grey demanded the entire amount of the
- ransom from Orlando, and got it. The judge turned out to be a judge after all:
- Manny "The Judge" Mack, who'd picked up his legal knowledge in prison
- libraries. An old con man named "Doc Wyatt" had given Webb and Raven their
- medical exams and blood tests, somehow managing not to slaughter them in the
- process. Ed Grey, through his contacts, had arranged the entire marriage fraud,
- complete with a genuine marriage certificate which was signed by "Judge" Mack
- but never filed, so that at every step it had seemed normal and legal. He'd
- almost earned the money Orlando handed over to him. And a fat lot of good it
- was going to do him. There was another hazily remembered scene, too. Soon after
- my admission to the hospital Dr. Paul Anson had come to see me, and in the
- first few minutes remarked that he bore glad tidings. "You're a father," he
- said. "WHAT!" "Relax. Sort of. You're the father of twenty-two -- "
- "Twenty-_two!_ Oh!" -- "neons." "Who is Neons?" "Fish, you fool. _Your_ fish.
- You still don't remember?" "Of course not. We went through that once before.
- But I do recall the fish in my apartment. Ah, fish. Oh, boy." "Well, you've
- been trying for years to breed neons. And they've hatched, or whatever they do.
- I put the parents back into the community tank, and I'll keep dropping your
- infusoria tablets and egg yolk in with the babies till you can take over."
- "Fine and dandy. Grand. Oh, boy. Fish." "And I'll ask Dr. Bohrmann to come over
- and take a look at you." After he left I had lain in a state of near shock,
- cold skin, pulse weak and thready. When the nurse came in I had been mumbling,
- "Fish ... fish..." But that had been quite a while ago. Now another nurse came
- in. She smiled and asked me if I wanted something to eat. Suddenly I realized I
- was hungry. Soon there was food before me. But I had less strength than I'd
- thought, and at first I ate so daintily that half the time I missed the bite.
- But in a few more days I was chewing rare prime ribs with all the old verve. By
- then it was time for me to leave. The day I walked down the hospital steps I
- stopped for a moment, looked around me at my small chunk of world. The sky had
- never before seemed so limitless and blue, the air so clean and good. We
- strolled along, arm in arm, and for a minute or two I let my thoughts wander
- back over the past month. It had been a good month, all in all. My neons were
- thriving, and had good color now. Raven McKenna and Orlando Desmond were in the
- can, awaiting trial. All the appropriate people were in jail, and the story was
- out of the headlines now. But that magnificent photo of The Ten had actually
- made the three-page spread in _Wow!_ Possibly the issue would yet be jerked off
- the stands, but publishing history had been made. I'd seen Blackie a time or
- two, and that had of course been fun. Referring to the night of the Anniversary
- Party she had said, "Shell, you were so _brave!_" and I had replied, "_You_
- were so _squaw!_" and we'd let it go at that. Then there'd been interviews with
- some of the Wow girls, a sort of gathering up of loose ends, and that had been
- fun. Life had, in a word, been _fun_. But never more fun than now. Because we
- were walking in scented dusk through the International Market Place in Waikiki,
- and the "we" was Loana Kaleoha and me. The real Loana this time, the genuine
- article. Gorgeously Polynesian Loana, of the volcanic eyes and breasts and
- devil-red lips, of an intoxicating sweetness like honey and wine. Loana, of the
- golden voice and velvet eyes. She held my arm tight, softly rounded hip
- brushing mine as we walked past exotic and colorful shops. I had flown in from
- the mainland today, found Loana at her home. We'd been together for an hour
- now, and I'd told her much about what had happened since we'd last been here.
- Now she said, "I see. But why did Raven say you were Webley Alden?" "That was
- _after_ I told her I had amnesia, remember. I had also told her I thought I
- might be either Shell Scott or Webley Alden. She'd already said she was Loana
- and, therefore, would naturally be expected to know who I was. The reason she
- couldn't tell me I was Shell is simple: that's who I was." Loana's black brows
- lowered over the velvet eyes. "Look," I said. "I was out of my skull. And Raven
- didn't want me back in it. If I'd managed to get to the cops, for example, and
- said 'My name's Scott and I've got trouble in my head,' they'd soon have
- checked and learned that was the truth, perhaps even gotten me to a doctor for
- some repair. On the other hand, if I'd gone to the law and said, 'I've lost my
- mind, but I know one thing: I'm Webley Alden,' they would probably have netted
- me and clapped me away forever. It would sure have slowed me down, at least,
- and from Raven's point of view anything that slowed me down was good. Anything
- that helped to keep me from discovering -- or _re_-discovering -- the truth
- about her and her pals was good." Loana smiled. "It worked out all right,
- anyway." "Yeah, and the way it worked out proved the rest of it. Once I figured
- Orlando and Raven as the two who'd set up Webb, all I had to do was go back
- through everything that had happened -- including Raven's act in the _Pele -- _
- and fit the two of them in. Some hoods who jumped me outside a club called the
- Parisienne and grabbed a photo I had, a couple more muggs waiting at Webb's
- home for films to arrive from Hawaii because Raven knew they'd be arriving --
- and so on, all the way down the line. Entering Orlando or Raven, or both, in
- each case -- not Loana -- was the only way it all fit. And it wouldn't fit any
- other way." Loana said, "What ever happened to that big enlargement ... of
- Raven?" "Oh, I still have it. Sort of a souvenir." I grinned at her. "I may
- hang it on my bedroom wall." Her eyes flashed. "You'd better not!" I laughed,
- then said, "You know, that photo puzzled me from the beginning. I was never
- able to figure out why Webb, on his wedding night, would have been talking
- _pictures_ of his bride. Instead of ... well, instead of. It seemed goofy,
- warped even. It just didn't make sense as long as I tried to figure out why
- _Webb_ would have done something like that. But it made sense once the night of
- August fourteenth became, not a normal wedding night, but part of a murder
- plan, mechanics engineered by the bride. Raven, of course, was responsible for
- that complication, too. The police got the whole story from her and passed it
- on to me in the hospital." Loana looked at me oddly then. She seemed about to
- speak, but remained silent. I finished it up, "That night Webb was quite ready
- to retire with unprecedented speed. But Raven wasn't about to retire, that not
- being included in her and Orlando's plans for Webb's evening. So, pretending to
- a shyness she probably hadn't felt since the age of eleven, _she_ suggested the
- photographic interlude as a sort of warm-up, a prelude to more fascinating
- adventures -- her purpose being merely to keep Webb otherwise occupied until
- Orlando could skulk up and shoot him." I paused. "It was fiendish. In fact,
- thinking about it since, I've decided it's the most fiendish murder I ever
- heard of. Well, if that idea hadn't worked, our bright little gal would no
- doubt have thought of something else, but Webb went along with it -- although
- I'd guess he thought it not quite cricket. As an added precaution Raven made
- sure her face wasn't in the picture, even though she naturally didn't expect to
- leave any film in the camera -- a precaution, incidentally, which almost
- worked. The whole thing worked, up to a point. And it would have worked all the
- way if I'd arrived at Webb's five minutes later." We walked on to Don the
- Beachcomber's Bora Bora Lounge and went inside, sat at the Dagger Bar. Loana
- ordered a Cherry Blossom and I ordered, after slight hesitation, a _Puka Puka_.
- Loana told me what she'd done on that night when I'd clunked my head. Under the
- peculiar circumstances, she knew neither of us would want to be identified and
- questioned if we could possibly avoid it. So, naturally appalled by what was
- either my clumsiness or stupidity, when I lit out over the landscape she'd
- gathered up most of my belongings and flown. Sipping her Cherry Blossom she
- glanced sideways at me and said, "I went home. I hoped you'd phone, but I
- certainly didn't want to talk to anybody else. The next day I noticed two men
- watching my house. Ugly-looking men. After what you'd told me about gangsters
- hunting you, it ... frightened me." "Yeah, while I was coming to and going out
- in the hospital the police told me what they'd gotten from Grey and the others.
- Once Raven had told me she was Loana, it wouldn't have done for me to run into
- the real Loana, you. So, after another call to Ed Grey, a couple of his tough
- boys were dispatched from the _Pele_ gang here to grab you. Maybe just to hang
- onto you ... maybe worse." She shivered. "They actually started trying to get
- into the house, and _that_ frightened me. I went out the back door, into my
- car." She said they'd chased her for a mile or so, but knowing the roads well
- she'd gotten away, and had then spent a few days with friends on the windward
- side of Oahu. By then I'd made my appearance at the Anniversary Party and she
- was no longer in danger. Loana looked at me and said, "You must hate them,
- Shell. All of them, after what they did." "No ... not really." From somewhere
- came fragments of that goofy dream or delirium I'd had, the weird ballet. "I
- don't hate them," I said. "I ... just don't like the way they dance." She
- didn't understand, and I didn't try to explain. A little later we were outside
- again in the Market Place. The flame of a Hawaiian torch close by turned the
- darkness red. Our white-turbaned waiter took out his big key, unlocked the big
- padlock at the base of the Banyan Tree. People moved around us, colorful lights
- seemed everywhere. A few yards away traffic purred along Kalakaua Avenue. Loana
- put a hand on my arm. I looked down at her. The lovely lustrous hair was long,
- heavy against her shoulders. She wore a smooth-fitting _holomuu_, a red
- hibiscus blossom in her black hair, a _lei_ of vanda orchids around her neck.
- "Shell," she said softly. "You haven't mentioned anything about it. And I've
- been almost afraid to ask." "Ask away." "Well, all the things that happened
- before -- before you fell..." She glanced past me, up toward the little tree
- house. "You keep saying somebody _told_ you this happened or that happened. Or
- you found out in the hospital. Or you figured it out, it was the way it had to
- be." She moistened her lips, looked up at me seriously. "Don't you ...
- _remember?_" I started to speak, but she was going on in a rush, "Don't you
- remember being here before, with me ... in the tree house and all ... Are you
- still -- " I interrupted her. Our waiter had the gate open, was waiting for us.
- And I'd given my real name when I'd made reservations for the dinner and
- champagne -- I wasn't going to fall out of the tree _this_ night. I said, "They
- had lots of time in the hospital, Loana, to hack away at me and probe and peer
- and jiggle things about. And they did." "Then do you..." "Yes, my sweet, my
- sweet Loana..." I grinned at her. "I remember." Her teeth flashed white as she
- smiled. She looked at me for a moment longer, then turned, walked past the open
- gate and up the wooden steps. And I followed Loana, happily, up into the Banyan
- Tree. * * * *
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