Me
How did pirates communicate before computers?

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
um....I don't want to know

Me
Pier to pier networking
How does a pirate coder store data?

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
ohmygod stop
wait

Me
An arrrrrray

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
i know this one

Me
lol

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
NO
in an arrrrrrchive

Me
that was part 2
What does he store the arrrrchive on?

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
an arrrrrray in the drrrrrrr site?

Me
not bad...
a CD-Arrrrr
What does a pirate program in?

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
ewww cd-r? boo.
no idea

Me
R ....of course

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
well that was my guess buut

Me
But his manager makes him.  His true love is for the C
Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
STOP

Me
How does a pirate know when his data is going bad?

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
hate you

Me
parroty errors
I told you...gold mine
Why can't pirates write scripts?

Jacob Rutski (jacob.rutski@gmail.com)
because I hate you lol

Me
they always end up fighting over Ruby and Perl
(I'm running out...)
and don't you dare pretend you're not going to use some of those