Cara Ellison & Porpentine

Apr 13th, 2015
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  1. Subject: Cara Ellison & Porpentine.
  2. Sources: Twitter, Rock Paper Shotgun, IGN, PC Gamer, Giant Bomb.
  3. Date Compiled: April 13th, 2014.
  4. Credits: Original Investigation.
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  8. Entires in quotes are previous tweets to provide context to the reply.
  9. Aug 12, 2012: "@Carachan1 Destroying The Patriarchy One Videogame Article At A Time" @aliendovecote RIGHT ON SISTER
  10. Oct 01, 2012: "twitter is my dating site" @aliendovecote do u have awkward conversations with potential lovers to do with how good a cook you are with root vegetables
  11. Oct 15, 2012: Porpy's my girl she knows she knows what to do “@aliendovecote: @Carachan1 i'll mail you printed out copies of the webpages you need”
  12. Oct 29, 2012: "@Carachan1 i accept you as one of God's many creatures" @aliendovecote I AM A GROSS CREATURE embrace me
  13. Jan 21, 2013: "@Carachan1 i am your mind" @aliendovecote you are SHODAN
  14. Jan 23, 2013: I am the heterosexual unicorn woman: feeds self, bathes self, does work, reads own books to self, plays own games #IMPOSSIBLE @aliendovecote (The reason I list this one is that it's completely unprompted).
  15. Feb 01, 2013: "@samusclone BEING EDUCATED THAT ITS OKAY TO FUCK AND KILL WOMEN WHENEVER YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT FROM AN EARLY AGE WILL MESS YOU UP" @samusclone @aliendovecote I heart u both
  16. Mar 03, 2013: @aliendovecote Oh my gosh Porpy I just played Hypertext and it actually made me cry with happiness I love you so much
  17. Mar 03, 2013: Honestly @aliendovecote has just given me the best day BEST DAY ATTN EVERYONE
  18. Mar 04, 2013: I guess this is for @aliendovecote super thanks you are lovely ok bai …
  19. Mar 19, 2013: "Where did the fruit monarch park his car? In the pear king lot..." @aliendovecote oh porpy
  20. Mar 24, 2013: "@kierongillen hey, any chance someone is still around at RPS to post LFPH?" @aliendovecote @kierongillen worst case I can do it from here. [Details that both Porpentine and Cara have a working relationship at RPS]
  21. Mar 30, 2013: @daphaknee @aliendovecote hello lovelies jenn is feeling a lil under the weather right now will let u kno if we can make it <3 [GDC?]
  22. Apr 01, 2013: @aliendovecote was surprised/ delighted to learn that you are way sharper and more articulate than even ur tweets! u are badassest i miss u
  23. Apr 02, 2013: I miss @aliendovecote. Porp are you able to fully digitize yourself into the matrix and download yourself into the Brighton mainframe
  24. Apr 03, 2013: @auntiepixelante @aliendovecote makes me cry all the time. She is very powerful. So are you.
  25. Apr 06, 2013: @patriciaxh it is Rezzed here in June, RPS run it. I am going to figure out a way to 'need' @aliendovecote to attend
  26. Apr 13, 2013: @auntiepixelante @m_kopas I think I might have accidentally sexed @aliendovecote
  27. Apr 13, 2013: @aliendovecote @auntiepixelante @m_kopas NO IT WAS ENTIRELY PLANNED muhahahahahaha
  28. Apr 29, 2013: So @elstephs and @aliendovecote made and sent me a Howling Dogs tshirt fuck yeah
  29. Jun 08, 2013: @aliendovecote @auntiepixelante you are a benevolent dragon porp
  30. Jun 28, 2013: "anything worth having will remain after the fire" @aliendovecote You are made of crystal, my warrior
  32. Jul 01, 2013: @aliendovecote I would stay with you longest, and I would make you huevos and we would make Twines
  33. Jul 01, 2013: "@Carachan1 Porpy and Caralyde" "@Carachan1 ill be the driver, you be the gunner. i dont know how to drive. ill be the driver" @aliendovecote Man I love that movie. Can we redo it so that their faces just have our faces pasted over theirs
  34. Jul 01, 2013: Here is a picture of me and @aliendovecote driving the Pussy Wagon. …
  35. Oct 02, 2013: @aliendovecote haaaaapppppyyyyy birrrrrthdaaaaaay
  37. Potential Conflicts of Interest.
  38. Both had a working relationship at Rock Paper Shotgun. Many references to a closer than professional relationship between the two. Ellison also received the gift of a Howling Dogs T-Shirt from Porpentine.
  40. Articles with Issues:
  41. Apr 02, 2013: Hypersexed Hypertext: Porpentine and the Twine text game revolution (PC GAMER).
  42. Jun 06, 2013: Six of the Best Free Games About Sex (IGN).
  43. Jul 25, 2013: Business Time: Ultrabusiness Tycoon III (RockPaperShotgun).
  44. Dec 27, 2013: Cara Ellison's Top 10 Games of 2013 (GiantBomb).
  45. Apr 11, 2014: S.EXE: Teen Girl Squad (RockPaperShotgun). At the end of the article, Cara discusses Porpentine's game "Love is Zero".
  46. There is also apparently an interview of Porpentine that Ellison made for Edge UK in September or October 2013. I haven't seen it so I can't say if there are any issues.
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