- Subject: Cara Ellison & Porpentine.
- Sources: Twitter, Rock Paper Shotgun, IGN, PC Gamer, Giant Bomb.
- Date Compiled: April 13th, 2014.
- Credits: Original Investigation.
- Entires in quotes are previous tweets to provide context to the reply.
- Aug 12, 2012: "@Carachan1 Destroying The Patriarchy One Videogame Article At A Time" @aliendovecote RIGHT ON SISTER https://archive.today/UcXO3
- Oct 01, 2012: "twitter is my dating site" @aliendovecote do u have awkward conversations with potential lovers to do with how good a cook you are with root vegetables https://archive.today/G5zx1
- Oct 15, 2012: Porpy's my girl she knows she knows what to do “@aliendovecote: @Carachan1 i'll mail you printed out copies of the webpages you need” https://archive.today/qQceU
- Oct 29, 2012: "@Carachan1 i accept you as one of God's many creatures" @aliendovecote I AM A GROSS CREATURE embrace me https://archive.today/mk3EG
- Jan 21, 2013: "@Carachan1 i am your mind" @aliendovecote you are SHODAN https://archive.today/1KM14
- Jan 23, 2013: I am the heterosexual unicorn woman: feeds self, bathes self, does work, reads own books to self, plays own games #IMPOSSIBLE @aliendovecote (The reason I list this one is that it's completely unprompted). https://archive.today/p2Jmn
- Feb 01, 2013: "@samusclone BEING EDUCATED THAT ITS OKAY TO FUCK AND KILL WOMEN WHENEVER YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT FROM AN EARLY AGE WILL MESS YOU UP" @samusclone @aliendovecote I heart u both https://archive.today/vZYmb
- Mar 03, 2013: @aliendovecote Oh my gosh Porpy I just played Hypertext and it actually made me cry with happiness I love you so much https://archive.today/vowdt
- Mar 03, 2013: Honestly @aliendovecote has just given me the best day BEST DAY ATTN EVERYONE https://archive.today/Llase
- Mar 04, 2013: I guess this is for @aliendovecote super thanks you are lovely ok bai http://t.thisismyjam.com/Carachan1/_4z6kso2 … https://archive.today/K2rnS
- Mar 19, 2013: "Where did the fruit monarch park his car? In the pear king lot..." @aliendovecote oh porpy https://archive.today/SUK8l
- Mar 24, 2013: "@kierongillen hey, any chance someone is still around at RPS to post LFPH?" @aliendovecote @kierongillen worst case I can do it from here. https://archive.today/DCKqD [Details that both Porpentine and Cara have a working relationship at RPS]
- Mar 30, 2013: @daphaknee @aliendovecote hello lovelies jenn is feeling a lil under the weather right now will let u kno if we can make it <3 https://archive.today/13ayz [GDC?]
- Apr 01, 2013: @aliendovecote was surprised/ delighted to learn that you are way sharper and more articulate than even ur tweets! u are badassest i miss u https://archive.today/AnHwa
- Apr 02, 2013: I miss @aliendovecote. Porp are you able to fully digitize yourself into the matrix and download yourself into the Brighton mainframe https://archive.today/GkWvY
- Apr 03, 2013: @auntiepixelante @aliendovecote makes me cry all the time. She is very powerful. So are you. https://archive.today/JGmc7
- Apr 06, 2013: @patriciaxh it is Rezzed here in June, RPS run it. I am going to figure out a way to 'need' @aliendovecote to attend https://archive.today/KHfKI
- Apr 13, 2013: @auntiepixelante @m_kopas I think I might have accidentally sexed @aliendovecote https://archive.today/eaJFo
- Apr 13, 2013: @aliendovecote @auntiepixelante @m_kopas NO IT WAS ENTIRELY PLANNED muhahahahahaha https://archive.today/eaJFo
- Apr 29, 2013: So @elstephs and @aliendovecote made and sent me a Howling Dogs tshirt fuck yeah https://archive.today/qzBVk
- Jun 08, 2013: @aliendovecote @auntiepixelante you are a benevolent dragon porp https://archive.today/iw2T8
- Jun 28, 2013: "anything worth having will remain after the fire" @aliendovecote You are made of crystal, my warrior
- Jul 01, 2013: @aliendovecote I would stay with you longest, and I would make you huevos and we would make Twines https://archive.today/GSaCM
- Jul 01, 2013: "@Carachan1 Porpy and Caralyde" "@Carachan1 ill be the driver, you be the gunner. i dont know how to drive. ill be the driver" @aliendovecote Man I love that movie. Can we redo it so that their faces just have our faces pasted over theirs https://archive.today/wfxL1
- Jul 01, 2013: Here is a picture of me and @aliendovecote driving the Pussy Wagon. http://gyazo.com/cfda2907a28abcc9d45617efc6d25357 … https://archive.today/wn1zE
- Oct 02, 2013: @aliendovecote haaaaapppppyyyyy birrrrrthdaaaaaay https://archive.today/JRkjn
- Potential Conflicts of Interest.
- Both had a working relationship at Rock Paper Shotgun. Many references to a closer than professional relationship between the two. Ellison also received the gift of a Howling Dogs T-Shirt from Porpentine.
- Articles with Issues:
- Apr 02, 2013: Hypersexed Hypertext: Porpentine and the Twine text game revolution (PC GAMER). https://archive.today/ykuvJ
- Jun 06, 2013: Six of the Best Free Games About Sex (IGN). https://archive.today/KlIzH
- Jul 25, 2013: Business Time: Ultrabusiness Tycoon III (RockPaperShotgun). https://archive.today/RoMeI
- Dec 27, 2013: Cara Ellison's Top 10 Games of 2013 (GiantBomb). https://archive.today/lANUj
- Apr 11, 2014: S.EXE: Teen Girl Squad (RockPaperShotgun). At the end of the article, Cara discusses Porpentine's game "Love is Zero". https://archive.today/D2bPw
- There is also apparently an interview of Porpentine that Ellison made for Edge UK in September or October 2013. I haven't seen it so I can't say if there are any issues.
Cara Ellison & Porpentine
RobinGale Apr 13th, 2015 (edited) 1,690 Never
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