Animal Crackers (2017) Eng

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[man] Ladies and gentlemen.

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<i>Mesdames et messieurs.</i>

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Children of all ages.

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The Huntington Brothers welcome you

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to the greatest show
in this or any other universe!

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[crowd cheering]

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[playing jaunty tune]

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[kids giggling]

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[singing]<i> ♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Horatio P. Huntington ♪</i>

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-[woman gasps]
<i>-♪ And the greatest show you'll ever see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A humble, heartfelt welcome ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the great and glorious bounty</i>
<i>Which is me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We have thrills in the air! ♪</i>

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Bulletman!

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<i>♪ Oh, my hair! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And motorbikes</i>
<i>On tightropes and trapeze ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So welcome! Welcome!</i>
<i>A thousand thrills and then some ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And best of all for you</i>
<i>It's starring me! ♪</i>

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-[all laughing]
-You're welcome. So pleased to meet me.

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Well, the pleasure is all yours.
[clears throat]

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<i>♪</i> <i>Welcome! Welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>-♪</i> <i>A most salubrious welcome ♪</i>
-[women] Oh!

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<i>♪</i> <i>To all of the excitement that you seek ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Welcome! Welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>A winsome salutation ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Now bask in every utterance I speak! ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>With jugglers all around ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>And Chesterfield the Clown ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Chinese acrobats</i>
<i>From the farthest East ♪</i>

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[gasps]

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<i>♪</i> <i>So welcome! Welcome!</i>
<i>Oh, for heaven's sake, welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Lay your eyes</i>
<i>Upon a very pleasant feast ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>And upon yours truly</i>
<i>Last but never least ♪</i>

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-[panting]
-[women yelp]

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<i>♪</i> <i>In the interest of decorum</i>
<i>I must resist as I per-forum ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One mustn't toot one's own horn</i>
<i>Too, too loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>But in truth, I must confess</i>
<i>I cannot help but profess ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>That my majesty appears ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>To have loose-fit earthly bounds</i>
<i>Cha-cha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So I say ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Welcome! ♪</i>

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<i>-♪</i> <i>Please accept our glorious welcome ♪</i>
-[cheering]

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<i>♪</i> <i>To a smorgasbord of delights</i>
<i>For the eye! ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>And we offer up to you ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>A most gracious "howdy-do!" ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>On behalf of me, myself, and I! ♪</i>

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<i>♪</i> <i>Welcome! ♪</i>

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[crowd cheering]

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[man] <i>Ah. Horatio P. Huntington!</i>

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<i>One half of the world-famous</i>
<i>Huntington Brothers Circus!</i>

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<i>Which half, I'll let you decide.</i>

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<i>-And that's me!</i>
-Delish.

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<i>Uh, the good lookin' one.</i>

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Whoa. Slow down there, Chesterfield.

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Why?

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It's free, ain't it?

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-[cheering]
-You hear that crowd, little brother?

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I'm going to be rich as Rockefeller,

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-but twice as pretty.
-[woman groans]

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Oh, you'll partake in the riches, too.

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At a slightly smaller share, of course.

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Oh, you know I don't care about money,
Horatio. I just--

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Want to entertain people. Yes.

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Love that about you.

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[Chesterfield] <i>And everyone's</i>
<i>favorite brother, Buffalo Bob Huntington.</i>

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<i>The heart and soul of the circus.</i>

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Excuse me, Mister Huntington, sirs.

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Oh, hey, Esmerelda. Everything all right?

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Is better than all right.

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I am slippings away
from the fortune tellings booth

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-to introduce you to...
-[groans]

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...beautiful niece
visiting from old country.

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Hopes you will give her job.

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-What? No!
-We would if we could.

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[Horatio] We don't need
more mouths to feed!

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[Bob] Which is to say...

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[both] She's hired!

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I promise I will not be any trouble.

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A real beauty, yes?

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Oof. Family resemblance, huh? [laughs]

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Oh, the apple does not fall
far from the tree.

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Fall far from the tree?

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This apple looks like
it was shot from the tree with a rocket.

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Oh! You flirt.

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Whoa!

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Come here.

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[groaning]

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[Chesterfield] <i>Up until that point,</i>
<i>Bob and Horatio had a good thing going.</i>

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<i>But you know what they say</i>
<i>about good things...</i>

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<i>they never last.</i>

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<i>♪ Do you remember when</i>
<i>Not so long ago ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ All we had was time? ♪</i>
-[chuckles] Mwah.

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<i>♪ And the future was</i>
<i>The last thing on our minds ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What a time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now, here we are</i>
<i>Getting older ♪</i>

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[whimpering]

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<i>-♪ Wondering what we'll be ♪</i>
-[giggles]

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[laughing]

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<i>♪ Life is short</i>
<i>Let's take advantage ♪</i>

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Thank you.

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<i>♪ Of every opportunity ♪</i>

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[Horatio groans angrily]

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<i>♪ While we're young ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let's go out</i>
<i>And have some fun ♪</i>

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[growls]

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[crowd cheering]

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<i>♪ Baby, while we're young ♪</i>

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[gasps]

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[growls quietly]

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-[knock on door]
-Horatio, hold on to your hat

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'cause Talia and I
have something exciting to tell ya!

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-We are--
-Breaking up!

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Getting married!

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[blubbering] What?

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[laughing] Is a blessing!

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-I love love!
-[grunts]

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So romantic, no?

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-No! Yuck!
-[Esmerelda grunts]

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Now then, I've allowed this to go on
for far too long, little brother.

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She's poison, this one.

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[gasps]

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Okay. I can see
you're obviously not thinking straight.

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No! I see everything
quite clearly, Robert,

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and I am putting my foot down.

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-Horatio!
-You can't be serious.

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-Oh, I'm dead serious.
-I love Talia.

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-And--
-Either she goes, or I go!

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Choose now, brother.

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[Chesterfield]<i> Gee, I wonder</i>
<i>what he should do.</i>

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<i>What to do, what to do?</i>

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<i>Ooh, this is a nail biter.</i>

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[crowd cheering]

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Bulletman!

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Mmm.

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Lick.

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You want some?

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Maybe you should cut down
on the carbs there, Chesterfield.

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That clown suit is looking mighty snug.

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Nah!

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With this metabolism,

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I could eat a chocolate elephant
and never gain a pound.

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-[button ricochets]
-[Bulletman] Bulletman.

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Man, sorry about that. [chuckles]

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Esmerelda has giftie for newlyweds.

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-A "giftie"?
-From Himalayas.

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[chuckles]

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I got it here somewhere.
Ouch. Where did I put it?

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Oh. No, you don't want that. [laughs]

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Hmm...

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A-ha.

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Oh, uh... what is it?

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Something special.

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Something magic.

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[music builds]

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[orchestral music playing]

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[calliope playing]

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[Chesterfield]
<i>That old dame wasn't kidding.</i>

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<i>-There was magic in that wooden box.</i>
-[kid] Come on!

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[crowd cheering]

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<i>For 30 years, Buffalo Bob's</i>
<i>Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus</i>

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<i>-was the biggest show in the universe.</i>
-[tiger growls]

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<i>And no one was a bigger fan</i>
<i>than this gooney kid.</i>

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<i>Look at him.</i> [laughing]

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<i>Bob's nephew, Owen.</i>

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[bird squawks]

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[all gasp]

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[neighs]

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-[monkey screeches]
-[tiger growls]

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[elephant trumpets]

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[crowd cheering]

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[chuckles]

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[Chesterfield]<i> He practically grew up</i>
<i>right there in the front row.</i>

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<i>-And he wasn't the only one.</i>
-Oh.

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-Wow! Front row?
-Mmm.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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[laughs] Nothing but the best
for my little Zoe.

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[giggles]

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[gulps]

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Well, it finally happened.

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I can't see my feet!

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[sighs]

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Sorry, hot dog. I guess we won't be--

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Wait a second.

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[blows]

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Problem solved.

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[all laugh]

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Say something to her, squirt.

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[chuckles]

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Hi. I'm... I'm...

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-[stammering] I'm...
-[squeaks]

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I'm Zoe. [laughs]

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I'm Owen.

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-[squeaks]
-[both laughing]

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[chuckles]

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Don't encourage them.

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Ah!

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-I'm clowning around. I'm just clowning.
-[kids laughing]

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[Chesterfield]
<i>And as time passed, it turns out</i>

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<i>Bob and Talia weren't the only ones</i>
<i>to fall in love at the circus.</i>

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-Ta-da!
-[chuckles]

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[gasps, sniffs]

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What?

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-[gasps]
-Zoe...

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I love you.

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Will you marry me?

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-[gasps]
-[squeaks]

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-[chuckles]
-Honk once for yes.

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[squeaks]

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-[cheering]
-[dog barks]

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Damn!

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-[spitting]
-Ooh. Sorry.

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Ugh!

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-[Bulletman] Bulletman!
-[gasps]

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Okay, Huntington,

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I've been against this
from the day you two met.

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Zoe comes from a respectable family.

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And you come from, well...

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Hey, pull my finger.

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[ah-ooga noise]

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[laughing]

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...here.

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Um...  in Chesterfield's defense,
he's a clown.

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Well, I won't have my daughter
wasting her days

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"clowning around" at a circus!

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She's a bright, young girl

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who's gonna be running
the entire company one day.

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Say, why don't you come to work for me?

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[laughs] Yeah,
at the dog biscuit factory.

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Oh, no. You were serious.

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Deadly.

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[all chuckling]

237
00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:12,708
Um...

238
00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,708
Hey, good news.

239
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,250
I'm...

240
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000
leaving the circus.

241
00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,250
-[gasps]
-[shrieks]

242
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,166
[sighs]

243
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,166
I'm gonna come work for your dad

244
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,041
at the dog biscuit factory.

245
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,416
What? Why?

246
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,875
Oh, don't listen to my dad.

247
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,416
You love the circus.

248
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,041
It'll be fine, you'll see.

249
00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:36,083
It'll be the best decision I ever made.

250
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:40,083
[Chesterfield]
<i>It was the worst decision he ever made.</i>

251
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,000
[machine clattering]

252
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,333
[gags]

253
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:03,375
[coughs]

254
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,333
Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting
in a couple of minutes.

255
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:11,208
Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?

256
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,958
-Yeah, sure thing, honey.
-Oh, you're the best. Mwah!

257
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,791
-Owen! Zoe!
-Hey, Binkley.

258
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,208
-It's ready!
-You mean it?

259
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:18,958
I think I finally got her
calibrated correctly.

260
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:19,958
Are you serious?

261
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,208
I can... I can feel it!

262
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,541
Honey, if this thing actually works,

263
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:26,250
your dad's gonna stop loathing me
and start liking me!

264
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,041
Stop it. You're his son-in-law.
He loves you.

265
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,416
Your dad has me eating dog biscuits.

266
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,250
-You know, kind of...
-Biscuits for dogs.

267
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,291
-He likes you.
-He has me eating dog biscuits.

268
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,000
-Think about that.
-[giggles]

269
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:37,750
I'm eating dog biscuits for a job.

270
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,791
-But this, this could be my ticket--
-You mean <i>our</i> ticket?

271
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,166
Our ticket, yes.

272
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:49,958
What is it?

273
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,916
Only something amazing. [chuckles]
Watch.

274
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,458
[machine whirs]

275
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,666
Your husband had a genius idea.

276
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,250
Dogs like people food, right?

277
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,583
-Pepperoni pizza!
-Bacon burgers!

278
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:08,541
Pot roast!

279
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,625
So... we should make treats
that taste like people food.

280
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,958
-Tater tots!
-Mac and cheese!

281
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,250
-Chocolate chip cookies!
-Sushi!

282
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,416
Anything you can dream of!

283
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,041
Gabagool!

284
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,541
Wait, you made this?

285
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,916
Yes! Well, no.

286
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,916
She did a lot of it, most of it.
She's a genius.

287
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,708
I just created the machine.

288
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:29,416
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. This could work.

289
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,166
-It will work.
-It will totally work!

290
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,625
-[dings]
-[whistles]

291
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,791
Would you like the honor?

292
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,583
Yes.

293
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:47,541
Yes, I would.

294
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:48,958
Hmm...

295
00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,583
-[inhales sharply] Well?
-What's it taste like?

296
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,916
-Mmm. [shudders]
-What? You like it?

297
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,916
[gags]

298
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,958
Oh. Oh, no.

299
00:13:57,541 --> 00:14:00,125
Well, it tastes a lot like vinegar.
[hiccups]

300
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,916
Vin... vinegar? [chuckles nervously]

301
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,333
No. No, no, no.
That one should taste like cupcakes.

302
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,500
And sour milk! [groans]

303
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,916
-What? Impossible. Impossible!
-[hiccuping]

304
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,125
-Owen! Your face.
-Oh, wait.

305
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:13,000
-What's happening to your face?
-I'm getting a real hint of old sneakers.

306
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,000
You shouldn't!

307
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,458
Ah! And this shouldn't
be happening, either!

308
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,041
[hiccuping]

309
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,125
I'm a Heffalump!

310
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:21,458
Do something, Binkley!

311
00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:23,250
[stammering] I don't know what's wrong!

312
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,458
[burps loudly]

313
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:27,583
[Owen sighs]

314
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,250
That feels so much better.

315
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,875
-Does not smell better.
-Yeah, it's... it's awful.

316
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:37,750
-Well, if it isn't Sir Burps-a-lot.
-[Zoe] Agh.

317
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,291
Brock, what are you doing here?

318
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,958
Your dad sent me.
You're late for the, uh, board meeting.

319
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:42,958
Okay, I know.

320
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,375
Just tell him
that I need a few more minutes, okay?

321
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,166
What, do I look like, an errand boy?

322
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,083
Yeah.

323
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:53,708
Like some super handsome errand boy
with shiny hair and big biceps,

324
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:56,875
perfect lips, and dreamy eyes.

325
00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:00,291
Wait, wait, wait. This wasn't the way
that I left these dials yesterday.

326
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,375
[Brock] Baby soft skin.

327
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,541
Okay. All fixed.

328
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,041
And check out these pecs.

329
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,958
Look at them go. Look at them go.

330
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,541
-How is it that he gets paid more than me?
-I don't know, honey.

331
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,458
Zoe, we have a board meeting!

332
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:15,083
What are you doing in this--

333
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,666
Uh, in-- [stutters]

334
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,125
They've got a mind of their own, right?

335
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,208
What is this place?

336
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,500
Dad, Owen, and Binkley

337
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,750
have been working
on something incredible for you.

338
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,000
It's a surprise!

339
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:30,583
[chuckles] You know the only surprise
I like is to not be surprised!

340
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,333
Oh, it's true. He hates surprises.

341
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,250
Binkley is too shy to tell you,

342
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,291
but did you know
that she is a certified genius?

343
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,333
-[gasps]
-Yeah.

344
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,500
How does that help me
sell dog biscuits?

345
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,541
-Just give her a shot.
-[sighs]

346
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,000
-Well?
-[yelps]

347
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,125
Out with it!

348
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,083
Okay, well, you see,

349
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,333
Owen had this idea
for new dog biscuit flavors,

350
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,541
and he asked me to build a machine
to replicate people food

351
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,708
because, as we all know,
dogs love eating people food.

352
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,458
-Which actually got me wondering...
-Okay--

353
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,750
...do dogs eat the people food
because we are or do they really like it?

354
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,458
Or is it because they're eating the food
that we have on our plate...

355
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,541
-[harrumphs]
-[laughs nervously]

356
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,708
...because we pat them on the head,
and they go... [barks]

357
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,958
But then I was like, "No,

358
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,875
it has to be because the food
tastes really good...

359
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,958
-Binkley!
-A certified genius.

360
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,458
Can anyone understand what she's saying?

361
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,750
Not a word, sir.

362
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,541
All I have to do is flip the switch!

363
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,666
[machine rattling]

364
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,541
Wait. That's not the right sound.
Something's wrong.

365
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,083
-Well, can you fix it?
-[whistling]

366
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,666
[Binkley] I'm trying! I'm trying!

367
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,458
-Oh, shut it down!
-Shut it down!

368
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,791
-I can't. It's going nuclear!
-Please. Please.

369
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,375
-Ah!
-[yelps]

370
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,791
[all] Whoa!

371
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:44,375
[Owen] Mr. Woodley, I am so, so--

372
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,458
-[Mr. Woodley] Nincompoopy?
-[Owen] Actually I--

373
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,375
[Mr. Woodley]
Were you gonna say you're nincompoopy?

374
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,791
Because that's what you are,
you nincompoop!

375
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:58,083
[Brock] You know, I lettered in sports
back in college. Major star.

376
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:01,958
-[Horatio grunts]
-[clattering]

377
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,458
I know it's here, somewhere.

378
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:06,666
Whatever it is.
I'll know it when I see it. [grunts]

379
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,833
I'll find it
if I have to tear the place apart!

380
00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,083
-[grunts]
-[crashing]

381
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,375
Where is it?

382
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,583
[grunting] What is it?

383
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,750
This should have been mine.

384
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,291
She should have been mine!

385
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,625
This all should be mine!

386
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,166
Ow!

387
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,958
Hello.

388
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Hmm?

389
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,958
Ugh. Useless.

390
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,541
[dog growling]

391
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,583
-Ah. Nice doggy. Nice doggy.
-[barking]

392
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,333
Who's a little sweetie-- Ah!

393
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,125
Bad doggy! Bad doggy!

394
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,458
Heel! Heel! Stop!

395
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,625
Oh, please, oh, please! Heel!

396
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,208
[growls]

397
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,833
[snarling]

398
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,708
-[crunch]
-Ah!

399
00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:52,125
He's got my bottom! He's a bottom biter!

400
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,333
[shrieks]

401
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,875
[barks]

402
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,458
[growls]

403
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,333
They were on sale. No judging.

404
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,916
[both snarling]

405
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,541
Back! Back! Back, I say!

406
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,208
[grunts]

407
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,666
-Ah!
-[barking]

408
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,541
Run away!

409
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,333
[Horatio yells]

410
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,875
-Bad dog! Help! Help! Ouch!
-[sniffing]

411
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,125
Am I crazy, or do I smell smoke?

412
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,125
-Zucchini! Zucchini!
-[barking]

413
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,208
Quickly, you lazy little Lilliputian!

414
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,166
[cat meowing]

415
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,416
[whimpers]

416
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,458
[Mackenzie]
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!

417
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,666
[imitates monkey]

418
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,083
[giggles]

419
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,541
-Monkey!
-Mackenzie, Mackenzie! Okay. Inside voice.

420
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,916
It's way past your bedtime.
Let's get upstairs.

421
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,958
[imitating monkey]

422
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,041
Gross.
What were we thinking going to dinner?

423
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,958
Oh, really?
You wanted to cook after a day like this?

424
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,708
-No.
-No.

425
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:14,666
I could've.

426
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,208
[laughs]

427
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:17,666
Ugh.

428
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,875
Gross. It's in my ear, Zoe.

429
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,208
Go take a shower, you big baby.

430
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,125
Oh, yeah. It's in other places, too.

431
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,541
Why would you tell me that?

432
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,458
Got you, you little monkey!

433
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,833
[both growl playfully]

434
00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:30,250
[telephone ringing]

435
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,250
Monkey! [laughing]

436
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:34,291
Yuck.

437
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,541
-[beeps]
-Hello?

438
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,083
Yes?

439
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:39,250
What?

440
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,166
But... how?

441
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,083
Owen?

442
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,625
Well, I-- Yeah. Okay.

443
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,250
Thank you.

444
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,958
We'll be there.

445
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,583
[Zoe] What's wrong?

446
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,416
There was a fire at the circus.

447
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,708
-[Zoe gasps]
-[thunder rumbles]

448
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:59,625
My Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia, they're...

449
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,250
they're gone.

450
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,833
[thunder rumbles]

451
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,166
[thunder cracks]

452
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:28,083
[Chesterfield] We are gathered here today
to honor our dear friends Bob and Talia.

453
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,666
Buffalo Bob Huntington
was a man among men,

454
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,458
an entertainer's entertainer,

455
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:36,750
-who loved making people smile.
-[clown sobbing]

456
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:40,375
A man who could belch
the entire alphabet on a single breath.

457
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,083
[burping] A-B-C.

458
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,958
Takes me like 24.

459
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,791
-He brought me in as a young clown
-[cell phone ringing]

460
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,000
-and taught me everything I know.
-Owen.

461
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,666
[whispers] Seriously. Turn it off.

462
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,291
Including this. [blows raspberry]

463
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,416
-This.
-[nose honks]

464
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,250
And this.

465
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,791
-Ah! Come on, man!
-[laughing] Again!

466
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,958
I call that one the "Walloping Wet Willy."

467
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,833
Not to be confused
with the "Paralyzing Pee-Pee Pants."

468
00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,500
Whoo-hoo! Predicament.

469
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,000
-Hey!
-...is for horses.

470
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,083
<i>-Señor </i>Pee-Pee Pants.
-[laughs]

471
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,833
Oh, it's vintage, but it's good.

472
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,916
But all kidding aside, kidding aside,

473
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
your Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia

474
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,083
were people
with the biggest hearts of anyone I know.

475
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,916
Always there for their family.

476
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,500
Gretchen, who paid for your electrolysis

477
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,875
when your days as "the Bearded Lady"
were sadly over?

478
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,666
[sniffles]

479
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,125
Bob and Talia.

480
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,000
That's right.

481
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,958
And, Bulletman,
there are 206 bones in the human body,

482
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:40,916
which means Bob and Talia
took you to the hospital

483
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,500
at least 206 times.

484
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,750
What do you have to say
about their love and generosity?

485
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,125
[sniffles]

486
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,333
[whimpers] Bulletman!

487
00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:52,791
[sobs]

488
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:56,958
You see?

489
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,833
We were all family to Bob and Talia.

490
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,541
And family was everything to them.

491
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:10,250
Oh, I simply must disagree with you
on that, my corpulent clown.

492
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,333
-Horatio?
-[thunder rumbles]

493
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,333
-Wait, you weren't--
-Invited to my own brother's funeral?

494
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:18,916
Yes, I seem to have unraveled
that particular mystery.

495
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,375
-Ah!
-Ahem.

496
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:23,708
Robert "Buffalo Bob" Huntington,

497
00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:26,500
my blood, my brother,

498
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:28,291
stole from me!

499
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,875
Robbed me of my legacy, my love,

500
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:34,625
and the last 50 years of my life!

501
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,375
[coughs]

502
00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:39,875
Therefore, I have come to reclaim
what was rightfully mine.

503
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,958
Endowed by the power vested in me

504
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:47,750
by these three and a half
very dangerous men,

505
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:51,000
I now pronounce this circus mine!

506
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:51,916
[thunder crashes]

507
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,708
-Hey!
-What? How dare you?

508
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,958
And that includes
the secret of the animals.

509
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,375
Where did he hide it?

510
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,583
Take it to the grave, dear brother,
was that your plan?

511
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,666
-I think not.
-What?

512
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:07,583
-[all gasp]
-Tom!

513
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:08,875
[growls]

514
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,583
Samson, Stabby, El Diablo, Zucchini...

515
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:12,583
[sniffs]

516
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,833
...dispose of this riffraff.

517
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:16,458
[growls]

518
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,791
The Zucchini scours the room

519
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:24,833
looking for an adversary
worthy of his deadly skills. Huh?

520
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,958
<i>♪ I'm gonna dance till I die ♪</i>

521
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,625
<i>♪ I'm a hot-headed gold machine ♪</i>

522
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:29,708
Huh?

523
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:33,791
<i>♪ Till I fly</i>
<i>I'm gonna make you remember me ♪</i>

524
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:38,416
<i>♪ Hey, what you say?</i>
<i>Ain't got nothing to do with me... ♪</i>

525
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,083
When he suddenly realizes he's a lover,

526
00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,291
not a fighter!

527
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,375
Tally...

528
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,666
[yelps] Ah!

529
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,583
...ho!

530
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:52,125
<i>-♪ I ain't scared ♪</i>
-[both grunting]

531
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,250
<i>♪ I like when you do it like that</i> ♪

532
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,750
♪ <i>You like when I do it like that</i>
<i>And I know we'll be moving like that ♪</i>

533
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,125
-[growls]
-[all growl]

534
00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:00,916
[grunts]

535
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,208
<i>♪ I like when you do it like that</i>
<i>You like when I bring it right back... ♪</i>

536
00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,416
Getting a bit hot in here, no?

537
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,000
[gurgles]

538
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:14,458
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, watch me now</i>
<i>Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't stop me now ♪</i>

539
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:18,625
<i>♪ I'm gonna do it how we do it</i>
<i>Like we do it how we do it ♪</i>

540
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,625
<i>-♪ Like a star ♪</i>
-[Stabby] Juggling pins to a knife fight?

541
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,708
I really don't see the point.

542
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,375
[yelps]

543
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,625
<i>♪ I'm gonna bang bang</i>
<i>So watch and learn! ♪</i>

544
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:28,666
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

545
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:32,125
<i>♪ What you say?</i>
<i>Tell me something that I ain't heard ♪</i>

546
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,458
<i>♪ I'm gonna do it how we do it ♪</i>

547
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,041
<i>♪ Like I do it</i>
<i>I'm gonna do it like that ♪</i>

548
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,583
<i>♪ I ain't scared to let go... ♪</i>

549
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,833
Zucchini is now very afraid.

550
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:43,625
-[vocalizes]
-[screams]

551
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,458
[Zucchini screams]

552
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,041
The Zucchini makes a note

553
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,708
to choose his adversaries
more... [groans]

554
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,541
...carefully next time.

555
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,583
[Mackenzie laughing]

556
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,500
-Owen.
-Yeah?

557
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,916
-I think maybe we should--
-Get out of here?

558
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,333
-Yeah. Let's go.
-Good call!

559
00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,000
Oh, no, you don't.

560
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,458
Bulletman!

561
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,875
Even memorials are more exciting
with your family!

562
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,916
They certainly do know
how to make an impression.

563
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,125
I'll give you that.

564
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,458
-[dog barking]
-Oh.

565
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,791
-[Owen] Hey! Whoa.
-[giggles] Puppy! Kitty!

566
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,500
Hey, Old Blue, what do you have here?

567
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:20,416
What's he got?

568
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,333
Oh. Well, thanks, boy.

569
00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:27,041
-[Bulletman] Bulletman!
-[barks]

570
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,875
-[loud crashing]
-See you later.

571
00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,000
[car starts]

572
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:36,750
Hmm. A mysterious package.
The Zucchini is intrigued.

573
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,916
Go after them, you fool!

574
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,041
The contents of that package may lead us

575
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,916
to my late brother's secret
of the animals.

576
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:48,083
The Zucchini's henchman
has a surprisingly good point.

577
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,375
Henchman? I'm not your henchman,
you bumbling buffoon!

578
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:52,833
I hired you!

579
00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:55,250
Says the henchman. Hey!

580
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:59,166
Oh, just go do your job,
or you're fired, you diminutive dolt!

581
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:03,083
With his ever-faithful henchman's
words of encouragement,

582
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:08,291
our fearless hero ventures alone,
turning to his prey.

583
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:11,708
The hunt begins.

584
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,000
[machine whirring]

585
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,541
[whistle blows]

586
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,541
[sighs]

587
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,708
Oh, for science.

588
00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:30,625
Hmm.

589
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,125
Lasagna!

590
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,958
It really tastes like lasagna!

591
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,500
No spots. No hiccups.

592
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,541
Whoo-hoo! It really works!

593
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,083
Oh, Mr. Woodley is--

594
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:45,625
Still trying to get
that disgusting goopity-goop

595
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:46,791
out of his underwear.

596
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:48,291
Wasn't my fault, Brock.

597
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,125
Someone must have tampered with--

598
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,333
Ugh!

599
00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:53,500
I just got an image of Mr. Woodley
in his underwear.

600
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:55,916
Ah. You're welcome.

601
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:57,750
[Binkley sighs]

602
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,291
Just you wait, you lummox!

603
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,291
This is going to revolutionize
the entire industry.

604
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,500
It's... it's  gonna be ground-breaking.

605
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:08,166
Why, I bet Mr. Woodley's profits
will increase a thousand-fold!

606
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,291
Ha! A thousand-fold!

607
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,958
You can't even fold a dog biscuit once.

608
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,916
I've tried.

609
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,125
It's impossible.

610
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,208
I'm gonna change my destiny.

611
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,916
Yeah, I'm gonna make a new batch
and show Mr. Woodley once and for all.

612
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:31,416
-If I could just build up the courage to--
-Ha! Never gonna happen!

613
00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:34,458
[sighs]

614
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:36,708
You choke. You always do.

615
00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:39,000
Hmph! Well, I guess we'll see about that.

616
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:41,500
Yes, I guess we'll see about that.

617
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,458
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I just said!

618
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,958
Okay. I'll see you later, Brock.

619
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,875
"I'll see you later, Brock!"

620
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,500
Ooh. He makes me so mad!

621
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:53,166
-He's just a big, smelly...
-[whistle blows]

622
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,291
Wait for it.

623
00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:56,416
Wait.

624
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:58,625
[Binkley screams]

625
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,541
[laughing] I love this job.

626
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,791
So, what's in the box?

627
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:13,250
Well, uh... that's kind of weird.

628
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,208
-What's that?
-Old animal crackers?

629
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:17,000
[gasps] Cookies? Mmm!

630
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,791
Oh, no, no, no.
These aren't the ones you like, baby girl.

631
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,875
These are really old.

632
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:22,833
So?

633
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:26,958
So, old gross cookies
will turn you into a monster.

634
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:29,000
-That's a fact. Ask your mom.
-It's a fact.

635
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,166
It's a fact. It'll turn you into...

636
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,250
[both] A cookie monster!

637
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:35,291
[laughing] No, they won't.

638
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,083
[Owen] Whoa.

639
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,541
-Honey, look at this.
-That is so adorable.

640
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,916
I drew this
the summer we met as kids at the circus.

641
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,500
I remember you drawing that.
I remember you showing me.

642
00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,666
Yeah, I remember being
a better artist, but...

643
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:49,625
[both laugh]

644
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:52,041
Okay, look, that is you, I think.

645
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,500
-I have crazy hair.
-I'm pretty sure that's me.

646
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:57,541
That's is a very complimentary version
of Chesterfield.

647
00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:59,958
-Looking lean.
-[Owen] Here's Bulletman, as always.

648
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:04,791
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.

649
00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:06,250
[chuckles sadly]

650
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,458
-They were all there.
-[Zoe] I know.

651
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:09,875
[Mackenzie] Monkey's hungry.

652
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:12,458
These aren't the cookies you like, angel.

653
00:29:12,541 --> 00:29:15,083
These are, uh, very gross.

654
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,875
-They're probably gross, right?
-They're gross.

655
00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:17,791
[sighs]

656
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,916
But I'm hungry.

657
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,833
Well, she's hungry,
so we should do something.

658
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:24,541
-I don't know if I have any snacks.
-Look in the middle part.

659
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,000
-Anything?
-I am pulling it.

660
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,416
-Look below the sunglasses.
-I don't have snacks.

661
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,083
Oh, look! There! Fruit stand.

662
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,833
-Fruit stand.
-Fruit stand!

663
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:33,083
Who loves...

664
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:34,625
[both] Bananas!

665
00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:38,375
<i>♪ I like to eat, eat, eat</i> ♪

666
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,708
<i>♪ Apples and bananas ♪</i>

667
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:44,333
<i>-♪ Boom, boom, boom, I love to eat... ♪</i>
<i>-♪ They're way better than cookies ♪</i>

668
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,208
<i>♪ Apples and bananas ♪</i>

669
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:47,291
[cell phone ringing]

670
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,875
Ooh, that's weird.
I thought I turned that off.

671
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:52,208
No, you didn't. Owen, no.

672
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,208
-Ooh... that's Binkley.
-It doesn't matter.

673
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,416
But it kind of could matter.
It could matter.

674
00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:58,791
-[grunting softly]
-[sighs]

675
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,375
-Oh, take it.
-Thank you so much.

676
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,875
Only because you said so, though.

677
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,875
-All right. Come on, my little monkey.
-Binkley, how's it going?

678
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:06,958
[Binkley] <i>I'm blue.</i>

679
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,958
Oh, cheer up. It'll all work out.

680
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,791
No, my skin is the color blue!

681
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,875
-I look like Smurfette!
-What?

682
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,750
It's gotta be Brock.

683
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,250
That bobble-headed booby is sabotaging us.

684
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:22,458
I think you're right, Owen,
but Mr. Woodley loves him!

685
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:25,125
Oh. What am I gonna do?

686
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,041
You're the mechanical genius, Binkley.

687
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,166
-I don't know, set a trap or something.
-[Zucchini grunts]

688
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,750
Yeah, catch him in the act.

689
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,750
But he keeps finding ways to get in here,
no matter what I do!

690
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,708
<i>He's like--</i>

691
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,333
<i>He's like a ninja.</i>

692
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,958
He's like a ninja!

693
00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:41,208
Like a big, smelly,
muscle-bound, smelly ninja!

694
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:45,250
Are we talking about the same Brock?
Come on. He's all muscle and no brain.

695
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,291
And he's a moron.

696
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:47,458
An imbecile.

697
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,791
He's a dodo, actually.

698
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,083
Well, he's more of a...

699
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,125
a nincom--

700
00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:53,041
[gasps]

701
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,750
[squeaks]

702
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,208
-...poop?
-[Binkley] <i>What?</i>

703
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,208
<i>Owen? He's a what?</i>

704
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,916
-[screams]
<i>-Owen? Are you--</i>

705
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,750
-[phone beeps]
-I'm a hamster!

706
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,666
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!

707
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,041
[man] Thank you kindly, ma'am!

708
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:09,041
[Owen] Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!

709
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:09,958
Hmm.

710
00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:11,625
Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!

711
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:12,750
-[giggles]
-[beeps]

712
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,583
[yells]

713
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,583
-[giggles]
-Ah!

714
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,916
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing
with the trunk. You're gonna break it.

715
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,833
Okay, here's your monkey food.

716
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,000
Mmm.

717
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,875
<i>♪ She loves to eat, eat, eat ♪</i>

718
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:30,666
Where's your father? We need to get going.

719
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:33,958
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy...

720
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:36,750
moly.

721
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:39,291
-[Zoe] A mouse!
-No, no, no! Zoe, hold on!

722
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,041
Don't worry, Mackenzie!
Mommy's gonna kill the mouse!

723
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:44,291
-It's me! Zoe! And I'm not! A mouse!
-[Zoe] Why won't you die?

724
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,958
Zoe!

725
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:49,416
For the love of Tom and Jerry,
please stop pummeling me with your purse.

726
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:52,333
Did that mouse just--

727
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,833
-Aw. Daddy is cute.
-Thank you, angel.

728
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:55,875
[giggles]

729
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:57,708
-Owen?
-Yes.

730
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,166
Zoe, that's what
I've been trying to tell you.

731
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,875
-But you just spoke.
-Your finger is huge.

732
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,250
-What? What did you-- How did you--
-I don't know.

733
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,708
I was just eating one--

734
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,750
-The animal crackers your uncle left you?
-Yes.

735
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:10,000
I was eating the one shaped like a...

736
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:11,875
[both] Hamster.

737
00:32:12,541 --> 00:32:14,625
-Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
-Oh, no! Oh, no!

738
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,708
-Oh, wow!
-Oh, no!

739
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,500
I don't even know what hamsters eat.

740
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,625
[Zoe] Wait.

741
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,000
Look at this.

742
00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:29,000
"Owen, no matter what,
do not eat these cookies."

743
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,625
Oh, thanks a lot, note!
I could've used that 30 seconds ago!

744
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:35,166
Wait, wait, wait.
"Until you see Chesterfield at the circus.

745
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,416
He'll explain everything."

746
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,416
-Wait. What?
-"Love, Uncle Bob."

747
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,708
Hang on!

748
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:43,666
We're going to the circus!

749
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,125
The Zucchini has discovered the secret
to the anima-- [grunts]

750
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,625
-[Mackenzie] Yay! Circus!
-[Zucchini] Ah!

751
00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:51,500
[Zoe] Gosh.
They really need to fix these potholes.

752
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:55,750
[coughs]

753
00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:59,458
Suffering severe internal injuries,

754
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:04,208
the Zucchini continues his pursuit!

755
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,458
Oh, come on!

756
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:09,291
Why is it when you're in a hurry,
you get stuck behind a pizza truck?

757
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,041
-Yeah, totally.
-What?

758
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
-Are you being serious?
-Yeah, I'm being serious.

759
00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,375
-Is that a thing?
-It's a thing.

760
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:16,791
-I don't think--
-It's a thing!

761
00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,916
-You've been stuck behind a pizza truck?
-You need to go!

762
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,541
-Whoa.
-It's 100 percent a thing.

763
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:24,750
-Well, if that's what you think.
-Oh, that is what I think.

764
00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:27,291
-Okay, we'll agree to disagree!
-[tires squeal]

765
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,541
<i>♪ Sometimes I'm high... ♪</i>

766
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:32,666
-[Owen yelling] Zoe!
-Huh?

767
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,166
Ah!

768
00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:38,125
[laughs]

769
00:33:39,416 --> 00:33:41,000
-[Horatio] <i>Hello?</i>
-Cookies!

770
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,833
What?<i> </i>Who is this?

771
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:48,041
The secret
to your brother Bob's animals is...

772
00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:49,791
[yells]

773
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,708
Is what, you nonsensical nitwit?

774
00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:54,083
Animal crackers!

775
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:57,375
[Horatio]<i> What? That makes no sense,</i>
<i>you incompetent ignoramus!</i>

776
00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:59,333
<i>How could animal crackers possibly--</i>

777
00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:01,500
Agh! Some kind of magic!

778
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,958
Magic? Magic?

779
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,708
What kind of a rubbish
are you trying to...

780
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416
Esmerelda.

781
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,375
Get me those animal crackers, Zucchini!

782
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,333
<i>I must have them at any cost!</i>

783
00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:18,083
[Zucchini] I'm in a hurry!

784
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,833
Watch where you drive!

785
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:25,833
Hmm. Why is it whenever you're in a hurry,
you get stuck behind a pizza truck?

786
00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,958
-[horn honks]
-Hey!

787
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,875
It's go time.

788
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,916
Superman!<i> </i>Siesta!

789
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,166
The Thinker!

790
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,791
Cowabunga!

791
00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:50,583
[honks horn]

792
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:58,000
Defying gravity itself
as he hurls over oncoming cars

793
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,875
and lands safely...

794
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:02,958
inside a house?

795
00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:04,583
[grunting]

796
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:06,083
Why is the Zucchini in a house?

797
00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,208
And why is he in a dress?

798
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,583
-[yells]
-The Zucchini can't even explain that.

799
00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:15,541
[gasps] Cactus!

800
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:18,875
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!

801
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,625
Okay, who has a cactus room
in their house?

802
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,750
Hey!

803
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:31,000
[muffled] Pull over! Pull over!

804
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,000
Oh, hi.

805
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,166
-Pull over!
-What?

806
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,583
-What's he saying?
-[Owen] Who?

807
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,500
Hey, wasn't that guy at the memorial?

808
00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:42,041
Yeah, he came in with my Uncle Horatio.

809
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,916
[gasps] Wait, he's the guy
who saw me turn into a hamster.

810
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,500
Well, he's freaking me out.
What should we do, call the police?

811
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,791
Yes. No! Wait, I have a better idea.

812
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,000
-No.
-It's a good one.

813
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,000
Please don't.

814
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,375
-Promise you'll love it. This is hilarious.
-[Zoe] Please, can we discuss this?

815
00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,708
-Your ideas end in tears.
-[laughs] There it is!

816
00:35:58,416 --> 00:36:01,666
No one can outrun the Zucchini!

817
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:05,625
Okay, now, speed up
and open up the back gate trunk.

818
00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:06,958
-Trunk gate.
-The trunk or the gate?

819
00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,166
The tailgate trunk.

820
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,041
-I don't know what that is!
-The big door!

821
00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:13,208
-The button to the left of the cup holder.
-That's the emergency brake.

822
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,958
One, two, three, hit it!

823
00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:15,958
[roars]

824
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,375
<i>Mamma mia!</i>

825
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,000
<i>Pappa pia!</i>

826
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,416
Zucchini's gonna diarr--

827
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:26,333
-[cows mooing]
-[flies buzzing]

828
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,375
Blech.

829
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,583
[Owen laughing]

830
00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:32,541
Did you see that?

831
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,333
Did I see that?

832
00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:35,583
Have you seen yourself?

833
00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:37,791
-Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?
-[Zoe] No, it's not! No.

834
00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:39,125
Better than a hamster.

835
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,291
I'm enormous.

836
00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:41,375
Teddy bear!

837
00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:42,458
Blacking out.

838
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:47,291
-Oh, there's the circus!
-She's so strong. [wheezing]

839
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,541
Baby, Daddy can't breathe.

840
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,000
Baby, daddy can't breathe.

841
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500
Baby, I'm serious, daddy can't breathe!

842
00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:59,458
[gasps]

843
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:00,583
[groans]

844
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:06,291
Looks like someone started snacking early.

845
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:10,750
How would you like
to be human again, Fozzie? [laughs]

846
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:16,666
[grunting]

847
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,416
-[woman grunts]
-[back cracks]

848
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,291
[Mackenzie giggling]

849
00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,791
Bulletman!

850
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:26,541
[humming]

851
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:29,125
[sniffing]

852
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,750
What are you looking for?

853
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,041
You'll see.
It's gotta be in here somewhere.

854
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:38,666
Always hard to find. Like love,
Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant.

855
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,250
A-ha!

856
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,416
Wait a minute. Is that me?

857
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,541
-That is you.
-[Owen] In jeans.

858
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:45,666
[both] Tight jeans.

859
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,083
It is you. Yes, sir.

860
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:53,125
Every time you eat an animal cookie,
a human cookie appears in the box.

861
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:56,291
To change back, you just eat it.

862
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,416
Pretty good, huh?

863
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,166
You want me to eat me?

864
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:02,166
[Chesterfield] Look at me. I'm Owen.
My pants are high.

865
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,833
My IQ is low!

866
00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:05,708
-Hey--
-Is for horses.

867
00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:08,166
Which you could turn into
if you eat this one!

868
00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:10,500
Okay, so how do these things work?

869
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:13,458
Gypsy curse, stale flour,
radioactive sugar mites.

870
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,041
Who knows? Who cares?

871
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,416
It's magic.

872
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,250
That's why the box always stays full.

873
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,958
Okay, so I just pick little cookie me up.

874
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,958
And, um...

875
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,666
[Chesterfield] Down the hatch.

876
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,541
I'm me!

877
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:40,791
For better or worse.

878
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,125
Mostly worse.

879
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:43,208
In your case...

880
00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,375
definitely worse.

881
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,416
Okay, that's a little hurtful.

882
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,291
It's not that kind of moment?

883
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,583
Awkward!

884
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,583
[clears throat]

885
00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:59,750
You keep a close eye on these, Owen.

886
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:05,166
Your Uncle Horatio will stop at nothing
to get his greedy hands on 'em.

887
00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:11,541
[circus music playing]

888
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,916
Ladies and gentlemen,

889
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:20,500
gather around and be amazed
at the fire-breathing feats of El Diablo.

890
00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:24,625
Watch it!

891
00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:28,958
[sighs]

892
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:33,416
Truly, we've reached
a low point in our careers.

893
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:38,000
The Zucchini has returned!

894
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,125
Excellent. Step into my office.

895
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:43,166
[sniffing]

896
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,708
Ugh! What's that horrible stench?

897
00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:49,458
-Hmm!
-So, where are they?

898
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,375
Did you get me those animal crackers
or not?

899
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,041
-Yes!
-Wonderful!

900
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,916
I did not!

901
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,208
Ow!

902
00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:00,250
I'm so close, Mario.

903
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,916
So close to what could have been mine.

904
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:04,833
What should have been mine.

905
00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:10,000
A gift, an incredible gift,
given to a simple-minded sap, my brother!

906
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,291
What a waste.

907
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:14,500
Think of the things I could've done
with such a gift.

908
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:15,916
How my life would've been.

909
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000
How very different things
would've turned out.

910
00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:25,333
♪ <i>Bob was always loved and adored</i> ♪

911
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:26,791
♪ <i>He was everyone's best mate</i> ♪

912
00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,083
♪ <i>Well, he was kind and generous</i> ♪

913
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,166
♪ <i>Yes! Everything I hate!</i> ♪

914
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,666
♪ <i>He got the fame, the fortune</i>
<i>He got the girl</i> ♪

915
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,666
<i>-</i>♪ <i>The one you could've had?</i> ♪
<i>-</i>♪ <i>Shut up!</i> ♪

916
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,791
♪ <i>He squandered all that magic power</i> ♪

917
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,583
♪ <i>The thought of it drives me mad!</i> ♪

918
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:41,833
♪ <i>You know</i>
<i>You really should try to get past this</i> ♪

919
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:43,958
♪ <i>Oh, heaven knows I tried</i> ♪

920
00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,916
♪ <i>But he took it all, and I got zip</i> ♪

921
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,500
♪ <i>And it really chaps my hide</i> ♪

922
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,208
♪ <i>It could've been mine</i>
<i>It should've been mine</i> ♪

923
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,291
♪ <i>I have multiple PhDs</i> ♪

924
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:56,541
♪ <i>And Bob went to clown college</i> ♪

925
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,708
♪ <i>College for clowns, please</i> ♪

926
00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,416
♪ <i>It could've been mine</i>
<i>It should've been mine</i> ♪

927
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,250
♪ <i>Surely you agree</i> ♪

928
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,500
♪ <i>I had the animal instinct</i> ♪

929
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:07,625
♪ <i>But he had those animal cookies</i> ♪

930
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:10,000
♪ <i>That should have been mine</i> ♪

931
00:41:10,916 --> 00:41:13,666
♪ <i>Oh, it all should have been mine</i> ♪

932
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,250
♪ <i>The fame, the fortune, and the fame</i> ♪

933
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,000
♪ <i>I should have been bigger than Elvis</i> ♪

934
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:20,875
♪ <i>With the fortune of a king</i> ♪

935
00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:23,250
♪ <i>Well</i>
<i>You're one of my favorite henchmen</i> ♪

936
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,250
-♪ <i>And that's no small thing</i> ♪
-[groans]

937
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,500
-♪ <i>You fool</i> ♪
-Ah!

938
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:28,000
♪ <i>I am not your henchman</i> ♪

939
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,583
♪ <i>You are mine!</i> ♪

940
00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,541
♪ <i>Said the henchman to the Zucchini</i> ♪

941
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,375
♪ <i>For like the thousandth time</i> ♪

942
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,541
♪ <i>Oh, I could've had an entourage</i> ♪

943
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,875
♪ <i>Of A-list movie stars</i> ♪

944
00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,625
<i>-</i>♪ <i>A private jet</i> ♪
<i>-</i>♪ <i>A mansion</i> ♪

945
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,750
♪ <i>A fleet of golden cars</i> ♪

946
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:49,208
[harmonizing] ♪ <i>A fleet of golden cars</i> ♪

947
00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:50,541
[Horatio] Will you sh--

948
00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,500
No harmonization. Thank you!

949
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:53,458
[clears throat]

950
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,458
<i>♪ It could've been mine</i>
<i>It should've been mine</i> ♪

951
00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,333
♪ <i>My manifest destiny</i> ♪

952
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,666
♪ <i>But it all went to Bob</i>
<i>With his stupid hat</i> ♪

953
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,458
♪ <i>And circus full of slackers</i> ♪

954
00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:05,750
♪ <i>It could've been mine</i>
<i>It should've been mine</i> ♪

955
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,916
♪ <i>I'm the one with the pedigree</i> ♪

956
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,875
♪ <i>I had the looks</i>
<i>I had the brains</i> ♪

957
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:13,875
♪ <i>But he had those animal crackers</i> ♪

958
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,083
♪ <i>That should've been mine</i> ♪

959
00:42:19,416 --> 00:42:20,541
Now fly, you fool.

960
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,625
Don't come back until you have
those animal crackers. [sniffing]

961
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:26,666
[groans]
And clothes that don't smell of manure.

962
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:31,625
The Zucchini agrees
to accept his henchman's challenge.

963
00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:34,375
Oh, for the last time,
you pint-sized peon,

964
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,375
you are my henchman!

965
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:39,500
Said the henchman to the Zucchini!

966
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:43,000
Oh, just get me those cookies.

967
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:44,750
[groans]

968
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,916
Samson, get us out of here posthaste.

969
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:50,875
[bell dings]

970
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,750
Hmm? Whoa!

971
00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,791
[wheels squeaking]

972
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:11,625
And find me a place
with actual paying customers.

973
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:12,958
[groans]

974
00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:24,875
-[Horatio grunting]
-[loud clattering]

975
00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:26,750
[Horatio] Samson!

976
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,916
[whimpering]

977
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,208
[Owen] Hey, buddy.

978
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,500
I wish Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia were here.

979
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:52,166
-I know.
-[Chesterfield] They are.

980
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,541
In a sense, kids.

981
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,500
In a sense.

982
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:56,708
Oh, quick question.

983
00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:59,625
You guys know
how much clowns love surprising people?

984
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:00,791
-Uh, yeah.
-Yeah.

985
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,125
-Wait, do clowns love surprising people?
-[chuckles]

986
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,500
[laughs] All right. Well...

987
00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:06,083
[squeaks]

988
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:08,250
Surprise!

989
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:13,166
You are now the proud owners of one
run-down, burnt up, worn-out circus!

990
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:16,875
-Wait.
-Owen, this is amazing!

991
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,125
-Amazing?
-Yeah.

992
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:20,166
Look at this place.
What are you talking about?

993
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,916
-What are you talking about?
-[scoffs]

994
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,833
You know what? You should do it.
You run the circus.

995
00:44:23,916 --> 00:44:27,083
Me? I should run a circus? [laughs]

996
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,083
I'm a clown!

997
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,750
I can shoot a mosquito
off a camel's butt at 40 paces.

998
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,458
I've taught a whole generation
of children... [imitates farting]

999
00:44:33,541 --> 00:44:36,208
to "pull my finger."
But I'm no good at running a circus.

1000
00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:38,291
And what makes you think I am?

1001
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,083
Do you know what I do for a living?

1002
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:42,666
-He eats dog biscuits.
-I eat dog biscuits. Okay, I'll tell them.

1003
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,833
-I eat dog biscuits.
-And he hates it.

1004
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,583
-They're dog biscuits.
-Talks about it every day.

1005
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:48,708
I have a right to talk about it every day.

1006
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:51,583
Wait a minute. You're special, kid.

1007
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:52,958
Your uncle saw that.

1008
00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:54,458
We all did.

1009
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:58,583
What happened to that wide-eyed kid
who used to love the circus?

1010
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,916
I don't know. I--

1011
00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:02,125
He grew up.

1012
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:06,166
Owen, this is what you've always wanted.

1013
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:10,208
You're always trying to impress my father,
and it's never gonna happen.

1014
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,208
This... This is your heaven.

1015
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:16,708
I mean, this is your future.
This is our future.

1016
00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:18,166
Our future? Wait. Hold--

1017
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:20,500
This isn't a future.

1018
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:23,416
The circus was
my Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.

1019
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,041
They're gone!

1020
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:28,250
The magic is gone! I...

1021
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:29,666
Wow.

1022
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:30,625
I'm sorry, guys.

1023
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:33,208
Everything that was special
about this circus...

1024
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,583
is gone.

1025
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:38,125
-[nose squeaks]
-[performers murmur]

1026
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:39,541
[all] Aw.

1027
00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,125
[animals whimper]

1028
00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:49,541
You know what?

1029
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,916
-I'm going to do it.
-What?

1030
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,458
I will quit my father's company

1031
00:45:54,541 --> 00:45:56,833
and rebuild the circus
as Bob and Talia always wanted.

1032
00:45:56,916 --> 00:45:59,166
-Hold on. What are--
-No, I don't want to hear it.

1033
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,541
-Zoe.
-I'm doing it.

1034
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,708
Doing it. Nope.
Owen, I already got the nose on.

1035
00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,416
-No. You're not owing a circus.
-Nope, I can't hear you. La, la, la.

1036
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,708
You're about to inherit
your dad's company.

1037
00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:09,333
-That's a big deal.
-I don't care.

1038
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,791
I've always loved this circus,
and I know you do, too!

1039
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:13,958
But, Zoe, you're--

1040
00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,166
[nose squeaks]

1041
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,500
Just need a little time to come around.
I get it.

1042
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:19,375
Besides, should be fun.

1043
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:21,041
Yay! [laughs]

1044
00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,625
[laughing]

1045
00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:28,750
<i>♪ Feels like I'm walking on air</i> ♪

1046
00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:32,208
<i>♪ No more rain clouds over my head ♪</i>

1047
00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:36,291
<i>♪ And I'm feeling good</i>
<i>And it feels so right ♪</i>

1048
00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,125
<i>♪ And I can't stop dancing ♪</i>

1049
00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:47,166
<i>♪ I choose the difficult road</i>
<i>And I spend my days marking time ♪</i>

1050
00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:49,416
[inaudible]

1051
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:54,916
<i>♪ Oh, how can I dance</i>
<i>With lead in my shoes? ♪</i>

1052
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,041
<i>♪ I did it all for you ♪</i>

1053
00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:02,916
<i>♪ Stay with me</i>
<i>We're in this together ♪</i>

1054
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,041
<i>♪ We're in this together, together ♪</i>

1055
00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:08,958
<i>♪ Stay with me</i> ♪

1056
00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:15,041
<i>♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪</i>

1057
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,416
<i>♪ Feels like I'm walking in mud ♪</i>

1058
00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:22,958
<i>♪ Rain clouds stuck right over my head ♪</i>

1059
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,791
<i>♪ And I'm grinding through</i>
<i>And it don't feel right ♪</i>

1060
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,000
<i>♪ And I feel like crying ♪</i>

1061
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,166
<i>♪ I choose the difficult road</i> ♪

1062
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:38,208
<i>♪ And its working out super fine, yeah ♪</i>

1063
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:42,583
<i>♪ Ooh, I got my permanent smile</i> ♪

1064
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:47,625
♪ <i>And I'm feeling like dancing, dancing ♪</i>

1065
00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:53,416
<i>♪ Stay with me</i>
<i>We're in this together ♪</i>

1066
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,875
<i>♪ We're in this together, together ♪</i>

1067
00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,666
<i>♪ Stay with me ♪</i>

1068
00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:04,375
<i>♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪</i>

1069
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:09,250
<i>♪ Stay with me, stay with me</i>
<i>We're in this together ♪</i>

1070
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:13,500
<i>♪ Stay with me, stay with me</i>
<i>We're in this together ♪</i>

1071
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:17,416
<i>♪ Stay with me, stay with me</i>
<i>We're in this together ♪</i>

1072
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:22,083
<i>♪ Stay with me, stay with me</i>
<i>We're in this together ♪</i>

1073
00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:28,958
Still can't believe
she would throw her life away

1074
00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:30,583
when she could be with--

1075
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,625
Brock?

1076
00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:35,541
[screams] Mr. Woodley! I--

1077
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:38,666
[chuckling] Why, I was just...

1078
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,083
Seeing if the chair fit?

1079
00:48:41,916 --> 00:48:46,916
Fine Corinthian leather
that cradles your butt.

1080
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:49,125
So supple.

1081
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,916
So...

1082
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,500
What's the word?

1083
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:55,791
Disturbing?

1084
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,666
Mmm...

1085
00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:58,875
-Brock!
-[yelps]

1086
00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:03,041
With Zoe gone to that circus,

1087
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:06,166
I may as well consider
having you take over the company.

1088
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,166
[shudders] Oh, joy.

1089
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:10,208
[whimpers softly]

1090
00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:13,666
Okay, what if we try up-up-down-down-
left-right-left-right-B-A-start?

1091
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,916
I don't know, Binkley.
I tried that earlier, and--

1092
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,625
[Brock] Hey, pencil neck!

1093
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:21,416
Woodley needs these accounting ledgers
finished by noon.

1094
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:24,625
Uh, what? [chuckles]
What do I know about accounting?

1095
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:28,041
Absolutely nothing! [chuckles]

1096
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,875
Which is why it's funny
that he asked you to do it, right?

1097
00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:31,875
-No.
-Isn't that right?

1098
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:32,833
It's not funny.

1099
00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:34,833
Does it bother you when I'm this close?

1100
00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:36,750
-Your breath is not great.
-Yeah.

1101
00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,166
[panting]

1102
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:40,166
Um, this is too close.

1103
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:43,958
Well, have fun screwing up the accounting
and ruining the company.

1104
00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:46,125
'Cause you're totally gonna fail.

1105
00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:50,750
Here's your morning coffee,
Mr. Woodley, just how you like it.

1106
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:52,833
Why thank you, Brock!

1107
00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:56,333
By the dawn's early light, Huntington!
Haven't you finished the accounting yet?

1108
00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:57,583
What? I... I just--

1109
00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:58,750
Mmm. Mmm.

1110
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,708
I'm still working on it, sir.
It's very... very complicated.

1111
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:02,750
Complicated?

1112
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,958
It's just math!

1113
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:06,250
All you need is a slide rule,
some moon coordinates,

1114
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,750
a ham sandwich, done!

1115
00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:10,208
-[ricocheting]
-[glass shatters]

1116
00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:14,000
Do you know how anything works?
[chuckles]

1117
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:18,583
I know Zoe could do this in her sleep,
but she's at the circus,

1118
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:21,000
and I'm stuck with you, you nincompoop!

1119
00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,083
[whistle blows]

1120
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:24,333
I did it! I... I finally fixed it!

1121
00:50:24,416 --> 00:50:27,000
[groans] Again with this nonsense?

1122
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:29,875
[stammering] Just try it, Mr. Woodley.
Please?

1123
00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:32,875
Not even if I were poisoned
and that was the antidote.

1124
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,166
You try it, Huntington.

1125
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:37,375
Uh, me? But you just told me
to finish the paper--

1126
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,916
Owen, please?

1127
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,083
Okay.

1128
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,166
[groaning]

1129
00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:52,541
Wait a minute.

1130
00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:54,375
Wow!

1131
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,791
This is actually great.

1132
00:50:56,875 --> 00:50:58,500
This tastes like spaghetti and meatballs.

1133
00:50:58,583 --> 00:50:59,500
Really?

1134
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,375
Yeah, it's amazing!

1135
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,666
-I knew it!
-No, like, I mean, amaz--

1136
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,666
-[hiccups]
-Oh, no!

1137
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,625
Ah... [hiccuping]

1138
00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:11,458
-What's happening to his face?
-[stammers] I thought I fixed it!

1139
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,041
Oh! Nincompoops!

1140
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:15,958
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!

1141
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,333
[groans]

1142
00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:36,375
[sighs]

1143
00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,125
[Owen chuckles]

1144
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,291
Hmm.

1145
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:05,666
[Zoe] Hey.

1146
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:07,916
Why so late?

1147
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,333
Mack's already asleep.

1148
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Yeah. Sorry. I, uh... I got "Brocked."

1149
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,500
-Oof.
-Don't ask.

1150
00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:15,708
[sniffing]

1151
00:52:15,791 --> 00:52:16,791
-What is that?
-What?

1152
00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:17,791
-The smell?
-Is that...

1153
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,583
-I don't know.
-Is that cotton candy?

1154
00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:22,333
-Could be. I mean, I don't know.
-Oh, no.

1155
00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:24,416
-I mean, I was at the circus all day.
-No. No, no.

1156
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,625
-You're trying to lure me back.
-No, no.

1157
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:27,541
With smells?

1158
00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:30,208
-Why would you think that?
-With cotton candy smells?

1159
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:34,916
-Why would you be smelling cotton candy?
-Because you're devious and evil.

1160
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,625
[giggles]

1161
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:39,125
[sighs]
Honey, Mackenzie really misses you.

1162
00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,250
She wants you to come
to the grand re-opening.

1163
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:44,291
We worked so hard.
It'd mean the world to her.

1164
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,625
-You gotta come.
-I know, I know, I just...

1165
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,041
-Daddy?
-Hey, angel.

1166
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,541
What are you doing up?

1167
00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:54,250
-I'm scared.
-Of what?

1168
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,583
Monsters.

1169
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:58,208
Hmm.

1170
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,541
Let's go see about these monsters.

1171
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,375
Okay, where are these monsters?

1172
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:15,583
Oh...

1173
00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:17,875
Well, don't worry.

1174
00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:20,125
-I'll protect you.
-Uh-uh.

1175
00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:22,375
I don't want "Daddy" Daddy.

1176
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:23,458
Hmm?

1177
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:29,416
A-ha.

1178
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:45,875
Owen?

1179
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:55,833
[snoring]

1180
00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:00,125
[whispering] Owen?

1181
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,500
[snoring]

1182
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:30,583
[snoring loudly]

1183
00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,750
[yawns]

1184
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,375
[giggles]

1185
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
-Good morning, Daddy Bear.
-[yawns]

1186
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,708
Good morning, Baby Bear.

1187
00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:46,541
Oh, do you know what today is?

1188
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:49,500
Mm-hmm. Circus day. Are you coming?

1189
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,500
Wouldn't miss it for the world.

1190
00:54:55,625 --> 00:55:00,375
[giggles] I love the circus.
Circus, circus, circus circus!

1191
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:05,875
-Owen?
-Daddy, circus!

1192
00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,958
Whoa. Zoe.

1193
00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:25,375
-You did this?
-Well, I... I had a little help.

1194
00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:26,333
From me!

1195
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,000
Yes, from you, baby.

1196
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,375
[kid] This is so terrible.

1197
00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:41,625
-When's this gonna end?
-Can't be soon enough.

1198
00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:45,000
-I thought there were going to be animals.
-[snoring]

1199
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,166
Where are the animals, Mom?

1200
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:49,541
-This is so totally boring.
-[scoffs] I know, right?

1201
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,916
-Agh, I mean, like, look at that. Dumb.
-Ew. I know.

1202
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,625
I hate this.

1203
00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,250
Perfect, they hate it.

1204
00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:58,250
I wouldn't say "hate."

1205
00:55:58,333 --> 00:55:59,916
They hate it!

1206
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,625
This is bad. This is bad.

1207
00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,416
They didn't come here to see acrobats.
They didn't come here to see clowns.

1208
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:08,666
What they want is what they got before,
Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!

1209
00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:10,750
-[honks]
-[laughs]

1210
00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:13,791
-[fanfare playing]
-Ooh.That's my cue.

1211
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,291
Enjoy the show, folks.

1212
00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,916
[audience laughing]

1213
00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:25,083
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!

1214
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:28,708
Behold the death-defying feats

1215
00:56:28,791 --> 00:56:33,458
of Bulletman and his Cannon of Doom!

1216
00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:35,541
-[scattered applause]
-[boos]

1217
00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:37,416
Tough crowd.

1218
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,666
Bulletman.

1219
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:42,125
And his Cannon of Doom!

1220
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,833
Doom!

1221
00:56:43,916 --> 00:56:48,458
Doom!<i> </i>Doom!<i> </i>Doom!<i> </i>Doom! Doom...

1222
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,708
Oh! Oh!

1223
00:56:55,708 --> 00:57:00,208
Bulletman!

1224
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,791
-[audience laughing]
-Oh, boy!

1225
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,375
You stop that! Don't laugh at Bulletman!

1226
00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,458
Come on! We want some animals!
Let's go here!

1227
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,666
Where are Bob's Amazing Animals?

1228
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:16,000
[all chanting] Animals! Animals! Animals!

1229
00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:18,500
This is a disaster!
I have to do something.

1230
00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:19,666
Like what?

1231
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,916
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Animals.

1232
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,625
Oh, no, no, angel, I'm not a performer.

1233
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:27,666
-So I can't just--
-Animals, Daddy. Animals!

1234
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:33,791
[audience chanting]
Animals! Animals! Animals!

1235
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:35,750
Quickly! Quickly!

1236
00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:38,583
Next act. Where are my acrobats?
Where are my acrobats?

1237
00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,791
[all] Terrified of failure.

1238
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,958
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

1239
00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:44,916
[Owen] Chesterfield.

1240
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,333
-Owen.
-Hey.

1241
00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:47,708
What are you doing backstage?

1242
00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:50,625
Well, I just thought I could lend a hand.

1243
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:53,791
Or a hoof?

1244
00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:55,208
[laughs]

1245
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,375
[Chesterfield]
Come on. Come on, you big baby.

1246
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,791
-Quick question.
-Move it.

1247
00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:03,583
-[Owen] Are you sure this is safe?
-Absolutely!

1248
00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:05,041
It looks a little--

1249
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:07,708
-Your Uncle Bob did this ten times a week.
-What is that?

1250
00:58:07,791 --> 00:58:08,625
Uh...

1251
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,083
[whistling]

1252
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,541
Okay, I'm supposed to land in that?

1253
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,541
[Chesterfield] Yeah.

1254
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,958
That looks like a fishbowl!

1255
00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:17,166
Take it easy, horsey!

1256
00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:19,208
Excuse me. I'm not doing this.
I'm gonna be killed.

1257
00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:20,833
-Says who?
-Says physics!

1258
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:22,875
A 1,000-pound horse
landing in a very small bowl

1259
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,333
at 150 miles per hour equals... splat!

1260
00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:26,791
Fine. Here, you big baby.

1261
00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,000
-What is that?
-I don't know. A trout?

1262
00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,500
-No, a salmon.
-[Owen] Great.

1263
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,625
Or a goldfish.

1264
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,250
Either way, something that's delicious
broiled in butter.

1265
00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:36,208
What am I supposed to do--

1266
00:58:36,291 --> 00:58:37,166
-Oh.
-Yeah.

1267
00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,458
-Oh.
-Oh!

1268
00:58:38,541 --> 00:58:39,625
-[chuckles]
-[laughs]

1269
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:42,541
Mommy? Is Horsey-Daddy gonna be okay?

1270
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:47,208
Oh! I mean, yeah.
He is gonna be, uh, fine.

1271
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,666
I think it's just part of the act.

1272
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:52,250
[Chesterfield] Ladies and gentlemen!

1273
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,291
You asked for it, you got it.

1274
00:58:54,375 --> 00:59:00,625
I'm pleased to announce the return
of Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!

1275
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,708
[cheering]

1276
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,041
[slurping]

1277
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:09,375
-And now, Buttercup will leap--
-Buttercup?

1278
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,500
That's the horse's name.

1279
00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,416
You couldn't come up with anything cooler?

1280
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,166
-Like what? Majestic?
-Um... No.

1281
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,875
-Seabiscuit? Horse-nado?
-Okay. Please stop.

1282
00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:16,875
-Darth Neigh-der?
-Stop.

1283
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:17,833
Buttercup, fine.

1284
00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:19,375
As I was saying,

1285
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:26,000
Buttercup will leap 100 feet
into a fishbowl.

1286
00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:27,125
Um...

1287
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,333
Uh...

1288
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,083
You know what?
I don't feel great about this--

1289
00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:33,000
Giddy-up!

1290
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:35,833
[screaming]

1291
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:39,125
Left, left, left! I mean, right.
Sorry. Right. Right!

1292
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:40,333
My right!

1293
00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,708
Ah!

1294
00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:44,583
[screaming]

1295
00:59:44,666 --> 00:59:45,833
[audience gasps]

1296
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,625
[audience gasps]

1297
00:59:56,666 --> 00:59:59,208
[cheering]

1298
01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:08,625
-[Horatio] <i>Who is this?</i>
-The Zucchini has done it again!

1299
01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:09,833
<i>-What?</i>
-Come at once!

1300
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:11,375
<i>-Bumbling buffoon!</i>
-Henchman.

1301
01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:13,000
<i>I am not your hench--</i>

1302
01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:17,041
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time</i>
<i>Having a good time ♪</i>

1303
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,791
<i>♪ I'm a shooting star</i>
<i>Leaping through the sky ♪</i>

1304
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:24,500
<i>♪ Like a tiger</i>
<i>Defying the laws of gravity ♪</i>

1305
01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:29,000
<i>♪ I'm a racing car</i>
<i>Passing by like Lady Godiva ♪</i>

1306
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:34,333
<i>♪ I'm gonna go, go, go</i>
<i>There's no stopping me ♪</i>

1307
01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,208
<i>♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪</i>

1308
01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:40,791
<i>♪ Two hundred degrees</i>
<i>That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪</i>

1309
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:41,916
[roars]

1310
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,166
<i>♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light ♪</i>

1311
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:47,041
<i>♪ I wanna make</i>
<i>A supersonic man out of you ♪</i>

1312
01:00:47,916 --> 01:00:50,125
<i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me</i>
<i>Don't stop me ♪</i>

1313
01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:51,083
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

1314
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,666
<i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me</i>
<i>Ooh ooh ooh ♪</i>

1315
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,875
<i>-♪ I like it ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪</i>

1316
01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:58,708
<i>-♪ Have a good time, good time ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪</i>

1317
01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:00,916
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1318
01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:03,916
<i>♪ All right ♪</i>

1319
01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:19,750
<i>♪ Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪</i>

1320
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:24,750
<i>♪ Two hundred degrees</i>
<i>That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪</i>

1321
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:30,125
<i>♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light</i>
<i>I wanna make a supersonic man out of you ♪</i>

1322
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,208
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

1323
01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:34,000
<i>♪ Don't stop me now</i>
<i>Yes, I'm havin' a good time ♪</i>

1324
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:39,333
<i>♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪</i>

1325
01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:43,625
[cheering]

1326
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,625
[Chesterfield] All right, folks,

1327
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:52,333
that brings us
to the end of tonight's show.

1328
01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,125
[all groan]

1329
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:56,625
Join us again next week.

1330
01:01:56,708 --> 01:01:57,916
-[roars]
-[screams]

1331
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,333
-[crowd gasps]
-Please,

1332
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:02,750
no one scream at all, or you'll die!

1333
01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:04,000
[gasps]

1334
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,833
[roars]

1335
01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:07,833
[all scream]

1336
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:11,875
The mighty Bengal tiger
is one of the most fearsome predators

1337
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:14,083
to walk the face of the Earth.

1338
01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:20,375
His razor-sharp fangs
will rip flesh and grind bone.

1339
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:21,791
[roars]

1340
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:24,375
Be perfectly still, ladies and gentlemen.

1341
01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:29,041
I think this ferocious feline has found...

1342
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:31,458
prey!

1343
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:32,708
[snarls]

1344
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,458
-[screams]
-[roars]

1345
01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:36,250
[whispering] Psst. Hey, angel.

1346
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:37,166
Hi, Daddy.

1347
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,375
-You ready to have some fun?
-Mm-hmm.

1348
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:40,666
[roars]

1349
01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:42,708
[crowd] Oh!

1350
01:02:43,208 --> 01:02:44,583
[Chesterfield] What's this?

1351
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:47,791
-The little girl's not afraid!
-[all gasp]

1352
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:53,375
[Chesterfield]
She's... She's taming the savage beast!

1353
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:55,458
[cheering]

1354
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:58,083
Giddy-up, tiger! Giddy-up!

1355
01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,333
[Chesterfield] Ladies and gentlemen,

1356
01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:05,291
little Mackenzie Huntington
is the queen of the circus.

1357
01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,916
Faster, Daddy! [laughs]

1358
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,291
Faster! [giggling] Whee!

1359
01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:21,583
[laughing]

1360
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,958
That was fun.

1361
01:03:27,666 --> 01:03:29,916
You were fantastic, kid.

1362
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,833
[crowd cheering]

1363
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:34,625
[crowd laughing]

1364
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:37,583
And, Zoe, none of this
could've happened without you.

1365
01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:39,666
[cheering]

1366
01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:44,333
[squeaks]

1367
01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,833
Honey, you were right.

1368
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:02,625
-Hmm? What's that?
-I said you were right, and--

1369
01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:04,458
No, I'm just not sure if I heard you.

1370
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:07,333
-I said you were right.
-So let me just hear it one more time.

1371
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:08,750
You were-- Oh, okay.

1372
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,250
-[laughs]
-Good one.

1373
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,916
Can we do it again, Daddy?

1374
01:04:12,625 --> 01:04:13,708
Yes.

1375
01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:14,750
Yes, we can.

1376
01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:16,583
So what are we saying here?

1377
01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:17,750
I'm saying...

1378
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:18,875
-[squeaks]
-[giggles]

1379
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:22,083
I'm gonna quit my job at Woodley's
first thing tomorrow

1380
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:24,916
because this is my home.

1381
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,375
This is my family.

1382
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,250
The Huntingtons
are back in the circus business!

1383
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:31,416
[squeaks]

1384
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,791
Yes! Whoo-hoo!

1385
01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:34,833
You heard the man. We're back!

1386
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,458
Acrobats, more sparkles on your leotards.

1387
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,583
Clowns, I wanna see
your size 42 shoes so shiny

1388
01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:42,750
-I could see my bulbous nose in it.
-[squeaking]

1389
01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:44,833
-And Bulletman--
-Bulletman.

1390
01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:47,708
[grunts]

1391
01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:49,458
Stay away from sharp objects.

1392
01:04:50,041 --> 01:04:51,166
Bulletman.

1393
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:57,000
Tomorrow, Zucchini, take the cookies
from him after he quits his job.

1394
01:04:57,083 --> 01:05:00,208
All alone, unsuspecting,

1395
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:02,291
vulnerable.

1396
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:09,000
[Mr. Woodley] Quit? You can't quit!

1397
01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:11,458
Who'll taste the dog biscuits?

1398
01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:13,500
I recommend Brock.

1399
01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:16,208
You've destroyed everything.

1400
01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:18,541
You took my daughter away from me!

1401
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:22,375
She's out there somewhere,
dressed up as a clown or a horse

1402
01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:25,708
or whatever it is you circus people do!

1403
01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,625
We entertain, Mr. Woodley.

1404
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:30,125
We make people happy.

1405
01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:31,916
[sighs]

1406
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,875
Look, Zoe's just ten minutes away.

1407
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,541
You can visit her any time.

1408
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:39,291
Me? [scoffs]

1409
01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:40,625
Go to the circus?

1410
01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:43,750
Well, I know she and Mack
would love to see you.

1411
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:48,375
Think of your family!

1412
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:49,958
I am, Mr. Woodley.

1413
01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:52,458
All of them.

1414
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,416
Yes!

1415
01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:00,541
That was so scary.

1416
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,416
But so good.

1417
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,833
Oh, so good.

1418
01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:06,875
Running away to join the circus?

1419
01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:08,916
-Um...
-I knew you'd quit.

1420
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,375
-You've got quitter all over you.
-All right.

1421
01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:14,458
Like some kind of quitter cooties
or something.

1422
01:06:14,541 --> 01:06:16,333
That's me, Owen the quitter.

1423
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,625
It's disgusting.

1424
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,708
Excuse me. Have a nice life.

1425
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,416
-Cookies!
-Hey! Wait! No! Give those back!

1426
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:25,166
-Don't mind if I do.
-Wait! No! Wait, Brock. Hey, trust me.

1427
01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,583
-Hey, look, a monkey.
-No!

1428
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:27,958
Stop your whining, Huntington.

1429
01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:29,416
-Brock.
-I'm just monkeying around.

1430
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,500
You're gonna wanna listen.
Wait, no, Brock!

1431
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,166
Oh, boy.

1432
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,125
[screams]

1433
01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:36,375
[gasps] Ah!

1434
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:37,750
I'm a monkey!

1435
01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:40,708
Technically, you have a blue butt,
so you're a mandrill,

1436
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:42,500
which is like a baboon, but not.

1437
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,333
-I have a blue butt!
-Wait, no! Brock!

1438
01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:51,000
I have a blue butt! [sobbing]

1439
01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:56,000
[Brock yelling]

1440
01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,000
-A baboon.
-Mr. Woodley!

1441
01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:01,500
A talking baboon!

1442
01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:02,458
[roars]

1443
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,166
A lion!

1444
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,708
Give me back my cookies!

1445
01:07:05,791 --> 01:07:07,500
A talking lion!

1446
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:15,166
There. [sighs]

1447
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,000
No more excuses, Binkley.

1448
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:20,916
This time, the dog biscuits
are going to be perfect.

1449
01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:25,375
-A baboon!
-What did you do to me, Huntington?

1450
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,375
A talking baboon!

1451
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:29,791
-A lion!
-Nothing you didn't deserve, Brock.

1452
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:30,791
A talking lion!

1453
01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:36,291
It's got me! It's got--

1454
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,750
No, just--

1455
01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,333
[Brock exclaiming]

1456
01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:42,000
[whimpering]

1457
01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:44,000
[machine rattling]

1458
01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:45,666
[blubbering]

1459
01:07:46,291 --> 01:07:47,416
Bad monkey.

1460
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:51,458
-Get out of there.
-You think I want-- Ah!

1461
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:54,291
Get out of there, you coward.

1462
01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:56,208
Come on. I just calibrated it!

1463
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:01,375
[Brock] Hot! Hot! Hot!

1464
01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:04,333
[yelping]

1465
01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:06,833
Very hot!

1466
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,666
[Owen] Give me my cookies back!

1467
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:09,625
Owen?

1468
01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,500
Yeah, sorry about the mess, Binkley.

1469
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:13,500
-But--
-Brock stole one of my animal crackers

1470
01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:16,125
-and turned himself into a baboon.
-But he'll... He...

1471
01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:18,625
-What?
-I'll explain everything later.

1472
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:25,708
Cookies that turn you into animals.

1473
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:28,458
Hmm.

1474
01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:31,875
I don't wanna have a blue butt!

1475
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:35,041
I can turn you back
if you give me the box!

1476
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,750
You'll get a big box of nothing!

1477
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:39,791
Ah!

1478
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:46,750
Like a shadow in the night,
the Zucchini approaches his prey

1479
01:08:46,833 --> 01:08:50,250
with all the predatory instincts
and stealth of--

1480
01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:51,875
[Brock screams]

1481
01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:53,625
A baboon!

1482
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:59,125
If you'll excuse me,
it's sleepy time for Brocky-poo.

1483
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,250
Well, that was surprisingly easy.

1484
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:08,375
Another victory
for the magnificent Zucchini!

1485
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:11,333
So dashing, so daring, so mascu--

1486
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:12,958
Lion!

1487
01:09:13,041 --> 01:09:14,208
[tires squeal]

1488
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,250
Huh? Why, you--

1489
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:30,125
[whimpers]

1490
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,000
[Brock snoring]

1491
01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:44,500
The Zucchini has returned triumphant!

1492
01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:50,375
Is this my nephew?

1493
01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:52,708
Yes!

1494
01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:55,291
-Excellent.
-He is not your nephew.

1495
01:09:55,375 --> 01:10:00,458
If he's not my nephew, why bring him here,
you fumbling feather brain?

1496
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,250
Voila!

1497
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:06,708
But these are useless,
you second-rate simpleton!

1498
01:10:06,791 --> 01:10:08,125
They're broken!

1499
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,166
Wait.

1500
01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:11,541
What's in his other hand?

1501
01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:16,625
Interesting.

1502
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:23,916
Ah! The nerve of him.
After all I've done for that boy.

1503
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:25,541
[glass shatters]

1504
01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:29,375
I should never have let my little Zoe
marry that circus freak.

1505
01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:30,583
-[glass shatters]
-[cat shrieks]

1506
01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:32,500
Now someone like Brock...

1507
01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:34,958
Now that's a fine go-getter.

1508
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:38,791
[chuckles]

1509
01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:41,833
-Say, where is Brock?
-[glass shatters]

1510
01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:42,958
-Brock!
-[yelps]

1511
01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:46,875
Ah! Winkley! Brinikley? Barkley? Wrigley?

1512
01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:50,208
-Uh... you, what are you doing here?
-I was--

1513
01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:51,958
-Have you seen Brock?
-No, sir.

1514
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:54,625
-He should be here somewhere.
-But I was hoping that--

1515
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:56,583
Brock! Where is that man? Brock!

1516
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,166
-Mr. Woodley!
-[gasps]

1517
01:10:59,416 --> 01:11:02,166
I have something important
that I need to tell you,

1518
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:06,333
and I... I...
I demand that you listen to me!

1519
01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:07,625
Demand?

1520
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:10,583
-[gasps]
-Yes, demand!

1521
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:16,083
Now sit your butt in that chair
and listen up!

1522
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,916
Sleep well, honey.

1523
01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:28,250
[gasps]

1524
01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:30,000
Shh! Sorry. Hi.

1525
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,083
Oh, my goodness. What is wrong with you?

1526
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:34,458
-You almost gave me a heart attack!
-That had to be scary. Sorry.

1527
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:37,666
Okay, but change back
and tell me what happened with my father.

1528
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:38,958
-Um...
-You quit?

1529
01:11:39,041 --> 01:11:41,291
Yeah. I totally did. It was great.

1530
01:11:41,375 --> 01:11:42,458
I'm so proud of you!

1531
01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:44,458
-Thank you.
-We're going to be so happy.

1532
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:46,125
-But...
-Yeah?

1533
01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:47,125
I...

1534
01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:49,625
I lost the human cookie.

1535
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,291
You-- You what?

1536
01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:56,666
It has to be in here somewhere!

1537
01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:59,291
I looked like 100 times. It's not--

1538
01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:02,250
-Trust me. What? No! They--
-Try this one.

1539
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:04,375
Maybe there's just
too many cookies to see it!

1540
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,500
Maybe eat some more
to clear up some space.

1541
01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,125
-Try this one.
-The box always stays full.

1542
01:12:09,208 --> 01:12:11,708
Maybe not, if you eat faster.
You've got to eat faster!

1543
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:13,458
Please eat faster! Please eat faster!

1544
01:12:13,541 --> 01:12:15,916
Zoe! Zoe! Stop! It's not here!

1545
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,083
[sighs]

1546
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:21,958
Look, the box keeps adding new animals,
but not new human cookies.

1547
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:27,500
There's only one of those,
and it's gone, Zoe.

1548
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:28,583
-It's...
-No!

1549
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:30,666
No, I will not accept that.

1550
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,458
There's got to be a way
to get you human again.

1551
01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:34,666
-Zoe--
-In the meantime,

1552
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,208
we're just gonna tough it out,
gonna make it work.

1553
01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:40,208
I mean, how hard can it be?

1554
01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:45,583
<i>♪ I must've walked under ladders</i>
<i>Passed black cats ♪</i>

1555
01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:49,041
<i>♪ Broken all the mirrors</i>
<i>Because my luck's so bad ♪</i>

1556
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:52,500
♪ <i>Been rubbing on a rabbit's foot</i>
<i>Knocking on wood ♪</i>

1557
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:56,083
<i>♪ Hanging up horseshoes</i>
<i>Trying to be good ♪</i>

1558
01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:58,500
<i>♪ I know it can't last forever ♪</i>

1559
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,125
<i>♪ Please, please, please ♪</i>

1560
01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:08,291
<i>♪ Right now it seems like it will never</i>
<i>Release me ♪</i>

1561
01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:13,708
<i>♪ It's just one of those days</i>
<i>one of those days, one of those days ♪</i>

1562
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:19,583
<i>♪ I can fly like a bird</i>
<i>From the hills to the sea ♪</i>

1563
01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:22,875
<i>♪ But there's only one place</i>
<i>That I want to be ♪</i>

1564
01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:26,416
<i>♪ Be as wise as an elephant</i>
<i>As strong as a bear ♪</i>

1565
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:30,166
<i>♪ But if I can't hold you</i>
<i>Then I really don't care ♪</i>

1566
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:33,125
♪<i> I'm not a superstitious man ♪</i>

1567
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,833
<i>♪ Please, please, please ♪</i>

1568
01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:43,375
<i>♪ It's hanging heavy on my head</i>
<i>Release me ♪</i>

1569
01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:45,666
<i>♪ It's just one of those days ♪</i>

1570
01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:48,416
<i>♪ One of those days ♪</i>

1571
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,750
<i>♪ Oh, it's just one of those days ♪</i>

1572
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:55,375
<i>♪ One of those days ♪</i>

1573
01:13:56,541 --> 01:14:02,291
<i>♪ It's just one of those days</i>
<i>One of those days, one of those days ♪</i>

1574
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:06,291
<i>-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪</i>
<i>- </i>♪<i> Oh, my luck </i>♪

1575
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:10,083
<i>-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪</i>
<i>-</i>♪<i> Oh, my luck's gotta </i>♪

1576
01:14:10,166 --> 01:14:13,250
<i>-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪</i>
<i>-Oh, I've been feeling so strange </i>♪

1577
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:17,125
<i>-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪</i>
<i>-</i>♪<i> Oh, my luck's gotta change </i>♪

1578
01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:18,666
<i>♪ My luck's gotta change ♪ </i>

1579
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,250
♪<i> Oh, I've been feeling so strange </i>♪

1580
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:24,208
<i>-♪ So strange ♪</i>
<i>-</i>♪<i> Oh, my luck's gotta change </i>♪

1581
01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:26,958
<i>♪ My luck has gotta change ♪</i>

1582
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:33,750
[Bulletman] I... I hold it true.

1583
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,416
I hold it to be true.

1584
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:37,333
[Owen sighs]

1585
01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:40,500
[Chesterfield humming]

1586
01:14:41,416 --> 01:14:42,541
[Owen sighs]

1587
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:45,250
What's wrong, kid?

1588
01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,083
What's the matter?

1589
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:49,958
What happened to you?
You eat a bad banana? [chuckles]

1590
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,958
No, I'm just...

1591
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:53,583
[sighs]

1592
01:14:53,666 --> 01:14:55,000
Oh, look, kid, look.

1593
01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:58,666
I know it's been hard
these last couple weeks.

1594
01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:00,375
Not being human and all,

1595
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:02,875
spending your life
without opposable thumbs.

1596
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,000
You're shedding everywhere.

1597
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,875
-Shunned by the entire--
-You're not helping.

1598
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:08,541
You didn't let me finish.

1599
01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:11,541
You're shedding everywhere,
shunned by the entire world.

1600
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:14,125
-Okay.
-But look at the bright side!

1601
01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:17,083
You and Zoe
brought life back to this circus.

1602
01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:19,708
You've not only brought
our circus family together,

1603
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:22,291
but you've brought
tons of other families together

1604
01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:25,291
to laugh and cheer
and eat overpriced cotton candy.

1605
01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:26,833
-[laughs]
-Come on.

1606
01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:28,833
That's gotta count for something, right?

1607
01:15:29,666 --> 01:15:31,166
Chin up, kid.

1608
01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,833
You're making people happy.

1609
01:15:33,916 --> 01:15:35,625
That's no small thing.

1610
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,416
[sighs]

1611
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,958
[crowd cheering]

1612
01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:47,083
Clowns are notoriously horrible liars.

1613
01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,333
Horatio.

1614
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,458
-What are you--
-I've just come to talk, my boy.

1615
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:53,250
-[Chesterfield] Ladies and...
-Make it quick.

1616
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,916
Just a moment of your time.

1617
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,916
[Chesterfield]
...the return of Buffalo Bob's...

1618
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,250
Oh, yes, the grand re-opening

1619
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:06,416
of Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus.

1620
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,875
Odd that you kept my brother's name.

1621
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:13,291
Because it was his circus.
What do you want, Horatio?

1622
01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:15,083
I have a proposal for you.

1623
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:17,250
What could you have
that I would possibly--

1624
01:16:17,333 --> 01:16:21,166
I'm offering you a chance
to become human again.

1625
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,000
Wait.

1626
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:24,666
That's-- Is that--

1627
01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:25,750
Oh, yes.

1628
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,041
My cookie! Give it--

1629
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:28,166
Uh-uh-uh.

1630
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,208
Wouldn't want me to crush it to bits,
would you?

1631
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,458
No, no, no! Please!

1632
01:16:32,291 --> 01:16:35,166
Just tell me what you want for it?

1633
01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:39,208
Why, my boy,
I simply want what was rightfully mine.

1634
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:41,833
The fame, the fortune...

1635
01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:44,375
the circus.

1636
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:46,625
-What?
-Once I have those animal crackers--

1637
01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:47,875
You want the crackers, too?

1638
01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:50,416
The circus is no good without them, is it?

1639
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,125
I... I can't!

1640
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:55,416
I'll only make this offer once.

1641
01:16:55,916 --> 01:16:57,541
If you refuse...

1642
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:02,000
Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.

1643
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:07,375
-Human again.
-Think of your family, Owen.

1644
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:11,833
-My family?
-Yes, your family.

1645
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:14,250
What would they want you to do?

1646
01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:16,250
My family.

1647
01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:19,250
Do you think they want
a filthy beast for a husband?

1648
01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:21,291
A father?

1649
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:24,375
[Owen] My family.

1650
01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:27,666
Yes, yes, your family.
Now, do we have a deal?

1651
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,500
-No.
-Excellent! Wait. What?

1652
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:32,166
-No deal.
-Are you mad?

1653
01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:34,791
Do you wish to remain a wretched animal
for the rest of your life?

1654
01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:35,750
You know what?

1655
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:39,250
If being a wretched animal
lets me keep my family together,

1656
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,875
-then, yeah, sign me up.
-Oh!

1657
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:45,666
Because I'll be a gorilla
or a horse or a rhinoceros

1658
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:49,250
or whatever filthy beast I have to be

1659
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,708
to keep my family together.

1660
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:58,375
I was afraid you would have
too much of my brother in you.

1661
01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,291
Oh, well.

1662
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:02,041
It seems we'll have to do this
the hard way.

1663
01:18:03,041 --> 01:18:05,041
[loud growl]

1664
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:07,875
[gasps]

1665
01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:10,250
[roars]

1666
01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,500
What?

1667
01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:14,416
What did you do?

1668
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,708
Apparently, one does not need to eat
the entire animal cracker

1669
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:21,875
to assume the attributes of said animal.

1670
01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:23,791
[growls]

1671
01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:25,666
-[roars]
-No!

1672
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:27,583
[Owen grunting]

1673
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:29,083
Hey, give me that!

1674
01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,583
-Now then...
-[Owen] No!

1675
01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:33,375
...let's conclude our business, shall we?

1676
01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:35,875
-Get off me.
-After all, a deal is a deal.

1677
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:39,333
And I would rather not deal
with an 800-pound gorilla.

1678
01:18:42,791 --> 01:18:43,750
[Horatio] Ah.

1679
01:18:44,708 --> 01:18:48,250
Yes, I would rather deal
with pathetic little you.

1680
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:50,166
Hey, what's all the barking about?

1681
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,208
Horatio?

1682
01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,250
[gasps] Owen!

1683
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:56,458
You're you again!

1684
01:18:56,541 --> 01:19:01,416
Now, attention acrobats,
jugglers, stage hands, clowns.

1685
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:02,875
They make me sick.

1686
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:07,500
I would like to announce
the immediate takeover of this circus.

1687
01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:09,125
[all gasp]

1688
01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:11,875
As of this moment, you are all fired.

1689
01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:14,208
-[cannon booms]
-Bullet...

1690
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,250
[grunts]

1691
01:19:15,833 --> 01:19:17,041
...man!

1692
01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,541
[grunts]

1693
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,125
-[crowd gasps]
-[grunts]

1694
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,333
Nice work, Bulletman.

1695
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:26,541
Everybody grab a cookie!

1696
01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:30,208
-[chitters]
-[growls]

1697
01:19:30,291 --> 01:19:32,208
No! Stop them!

1698
01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:33,541
-[roaring]
-[yelling]

1699
01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:35,083
[snarling]

1700
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:39,416
[yells]

1701
01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:53,958
Is that the best you got?
Hey, Stabby, my turn!

1702
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,708
[yells] Ah!

1703
01:19:58,875 --> 01:20:00,166
[crowd cheers]

1704
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:01,375
[Binkley] Excuse us. Sorry.

1705
01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:04,708
Why did you drag me here?
You know how I feel about the--

1706
01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:06,208
[laughs]

1707
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,458
Did you see that?

1708
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,041
That bunny rabbit turtle thing

1709
01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:12,833
just got drop-kicked
by a duck-billed platypus!

1710
01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:15,083
It's just a classic.

1711
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:18,000
Ooh.

1712
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:22,750
-Horatio, got the box!
-Ya!

1713
01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:26,541
[bellows]

1714
01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:28,000
-Whoa!
-Hey.

1715
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,375
Got it.

1716
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,625
[grunts]

1717
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,708
Ha-ha!

1718
01:20:57,666 --> 01:20:58,958
Oh, poop.

1719
01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,041
[groans]

1720
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:24,083
[sputters]

1721
01:21:26,416 --> 01:21:29,083
Thank you very much, clown!

1722
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:34,666
Tally-ho!

1723
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:45,958
-[Owen] Got it!
-[grunts]

1724
01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:47,375
And I've got you!

1725
01:21:47,458 --> 01:21:49,750
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't... [chomps]

1726
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:51,666
stick around.

1727
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:53,000
Yeow!

1728
01:21:57,541 --> 01:21:58,500
Ow!

1729
01:21:58,583 --> 01:22:00,583
[animal sounds]

1730
01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:05,833
Fools!

1731
01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,416
Look at you!

1732
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:10,291
A hippopotamus.

1733
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:11,583
Giraffes.

1734
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:13,291
Monkeys. [chuckles]

1735
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:14,250
Bah!

1736
01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:18,125
You lack the vision
to truly create something

1737
01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:20,541
the world has never seen.

1738
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:22,833
You use them to entertain,

1739
01:22:22,916 --> 01:22:29,583
but I...
I will use them to rule the world!

1740
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,541
[roars]

1741
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:43,208
[roars]

1742
01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:49,166
Behold!

1743
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:52,833
I am Horatio the Chimera.

1744
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:56,166
I am a god!

1745
01:22:57,291 --> 01:23:00,000
[Bob] Horatio! Brother, stop this!

1746
01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:02,166
What did you say?

1747
01:23:02,250 --> 01:23:03,666
Please, Horatio.

1748
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:04,916
Uncle Bob?

1749
01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:08,583
-Robert?
-[Talia] You must stop this madness!

1750
01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:09,708
Talia?

1751
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,541
But I thought you were both killed.

1752
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:17,583
Not killed,
but we can never be human again.

1753
01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:21,916
You see, that fire you started
destroyed our human cookies.

1754
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,500
I didn't mean to.

1755
01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:24,416
I know.

1756
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:25,750
And...

1757
01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:29,041
what's in the past is in the past.

1758
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,458
But look around you, brother.

1759
01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:35,458
Is this really how you want to be seen?

1760
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:38,875
How you want to live your life? Like this?

1761
01:23:39,791 --> 01:23:41,250
A monster?

1762
01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:44,791
[snarls]

1763
01:23:44,875 --> 01:23:47,625
Better this than a broken-down old man,
Robert.

1764
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:49,083
Or a dog.

1765
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:50,541
Don't you think?

1766
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:52,541
What I think, Horatio, is...

1767
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:53,875
[hisses]

1768
01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:55,708
...you're better than this.

1769
01:23:56,375 --> 01:23:57,666
Then you're a fool!

1770
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:01,291
No!

1771
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,416
Bulletman, get in your cannon!

1772
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,500
[Bulletman] Bulletman.

1773
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,583
[clicking]

1774
01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:11,833
Okay.

1775
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:15,875
Don't eat this until after I fire you.

1776
01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:16,791
Bulletman!

1777
01:24:20,125 --> 01:24:21,416
Ready?

1778
01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:26,208
[muffled] Bulletman!

1779
01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:28,583
Bulletman! [laughs]

1780
01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,750
Bulletman, now!

1781
01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:34,166
Oh, poop.

1782
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,916
Yeow!

1783
01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:55,125
Kitty!

1784
01:24:55,208 --> 01:24:56,083
[meows]

1785
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,791
-Mackenzie! No!
-[Owen] No!

1786
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,666
[grunting]

1787
01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:12,958
No!

1788
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,666
Gotcha!

1789
01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:19,000
-Hi, Auntie Kitty.
-[sighs]

1790
01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:22,416
Hello, my little monkey Mackenzie darling.

1791
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:24,083
-[giggles]
-[purrs]

1792
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:31,166
This ends now.

1793
01:25:34,416 --> 01:25:35,458
[roars]

1794
01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:38,333
[both growl]

1795
01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:44,583
Do you not see the utter futility
of your endeavors, boy?

1796
01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:48,916
Can you not smell the destruction
of all you know and love?

1797
01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:51,916
You are lost.

1798
01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:10,750
[roars]

1799
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:14,916
There is no hope!

1800
01:26:15,416 --> 01:26:16,833
[screams]

1801
01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:21,458
[gasps] Owen!

1802
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:22,958
[snarls]

1803
01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:29,666
[growls]

1804
01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:33,750
[growls]

1805
01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:35,416
[Zoe] Mackenzie!

1806
01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:40,416
-[screeches]
-Mackenzie!

1807
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,416
[Zoe] No!

1808
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:01,083
[roars]

1809
01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:15,750
Mackenzie, jump!

1810
01:27:20,833 --> 01:27:22,250
[all grunt]

1811
01:27:24,083 --> 01:27:25,333
Zoe, look.

1812
01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:35,833
Zoe?

1813
01:27:38,708 --> 01:27:40,083
It has to be somewhere. Come on.

1814
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:41,083
Zoe?

1815
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:42,875
I got it.

1816
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:44,500
Zoe?

1817
01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:45,958
[roars]

1818
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:56,083
Don't mess with my family!

1819
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:00,416
Chesterfield!

1820
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,583
Now!

1821
01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:06,250
[roars]

1822
01:28:10,208 --> 01:28:13,000
No. No!

1823
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,875
Blast you all!

1824
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:18,500
I'm Horatio P. Huntington!

1825
01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:20,833
I will not be silenced!

1826
01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:23,250
I will have my revenge!

1827
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:27,625
Victory shall be mine!

1828
01:28:35,041 --> 01:28:38,541
[cheering and applause]

1829
01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:49,833
What are you doing?

1830
01:28:49,916 --> 01:28:53,291
Unhand me this instant,
you over-muscled oaf!

1831
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,666
I hold it true, what e'er befall.

1832
01:28:57,166 --> 01:29:00,125
I feel it when I sorrow most.

1833
01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:03,500
'Tis better to have loved and lost

1834
01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:06,791
than never to have loved...

1835
01:29:07,458 --> 01:29:09,000
at all.

1836
01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:11,875
[whimpers]

1837
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:15,291
-Bulletman!
-Bulletman!

1838
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:16,250
Bulletman!

1839
01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:17,666
[neighing]

1840
01:29:17,750 --> 01:29:19,208
Bulletman!

1841
01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:21,833
[cheering]

1842
01:29:27,625 --> 01:29:28,708
Ah!

1843
01:29:30,375 --> 01:29:31,250
[sighs]

1844
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:34,416
How will we ever top this performance?

1845
01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,458
[sighs] I have no idea.

1846
01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:40,958
[performers cheering]

1847
01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:01,208
[Zucchini] What about the Zucchini?

1848
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:02,500
What about you?

1849
01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:04,958
Change me back!

1850
01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:07,583
Let me explain.

1851
01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:10,291
You ate the broken pieces, you doofuses!

1852
01:30:10,375 --> 01:30:14,125
That means
you have broken pieces in the box.

1853
01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:15,125
Don't you get it?

1854
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:17,708
It's gonna take time
to figure out who's who.

1855
01:30:17,791 --> 01:30:20,750
You want his arm and his leg on your body?

1856
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:23,500
[laughs] Tiny little body.

1857
01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:24,500
Point taken.

1858
01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:25,750
-It's cool.
-We're good.

1859
01:30:25,833 --> 01:30:29,125
Take your time. The Zucchini can wait.

1860
01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:32,000
How dare you?

1861
01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:33,750
Do you not know what I am?

1862
01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:35,125
Who I am?

1863
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:36,708
Let me out of here!

1864
01:30:37,208 --> 01:30:38,500
Please?

1865
01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:41,791
[moans]

1866
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,750
[laughs]

1867
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,833
Oh, I've missed those lips.

1868
01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:53,833
[chuckles]

1869
01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:56,125
-We did it, Zoe.
-We did.

1870
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:59,166
Aw. Just wish my dad could've--

1871
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:00,916
Could've what, sweetie?

1872
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,833
-Dad?
-I saw what you two did out there.

1873
01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:05,500
The heroics!

1874
01:31:05,583 --> 01:31:06,833
The chemistry!

1875
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:09,541
That whole changing into animals thing!

1876
01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,625
I mean, just fantastic!

1877
01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:17,291
Owen, I'm so sorry
for the way I've treated you.

1878
01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:20,083
You're no nincompoop, quite the opposite.

1879
01:31:20,833 --> 01:31:24,208
And, Zoe, you are an amazing woman.

1880
01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:26,666
But, of course, I've always known that.

1881
01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:27,958
Aw.

1882
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:29,333
I love you, Dad.

1883
01:31:30,916 --> 01:31:34,041
-Grandpa!
-Ha-ha! Hey, there, little monkey!

1884
01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:35,791
You were terrific!

1885
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:38,041
Guess what, Grandpa. I'm in the circus!

1886
01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:40,208
In it? You're gonna be the star!

1887
01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:42,208
[giggles]

1888
01:31:42,916 --> 01:31:44,500
Let's go get you cleaned up.

1889
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:50,666
So, it turns out Binkley
is precisely the genius you said she was.

1890
01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:51,625
Oh, gee.

1891
01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:54,875
[Woodley]
She's concocted something quite amazing.

1892
01:31:54,958 --> 01:31:57,166
[Chesterfield]
<i>Binkley really was a genius.</i>

1893
01:31:57,666 --> 01:31:59,666
<i>Wait till you see what she came up with.</i>

1894
01:32:02,458 --> 01:32:04,750
[muttering nervously]

1895
01:32:05,750 --> 01:32:08,291
So, how'd it go?

1896
01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:09,416
We're about to find out.

1897
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:12,666
-They just went on sale minutes ago.
-Uh, what went on sale?

1898
01:32:12,750 --> 01:32:15,166
Remember those dog biscuits
that turned our skin crazy colors?

1899
01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:16,375
-Vividly.
-How could I forget?

1900
01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:18,125
-I think I threw up on your shoes.
-Oof.

1901
01:32:18,208 --> 01:32:20,625
Binkley found a way
to turn those failed experiments

1902
01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:23,166
into a new business venture!

1903
01:32:23,250 --> 01:32:25,333
[Zoe] Oh, so what do they do?

1904
01:32:25,416 --> 01:32:26,666
See for yourself.

1905
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:31,666
[Zoe] They just love it!

1906
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:34,125
Look at them. They're having a blast!

1907
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,750
But, I mean, how will they change back?

1908
01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:38,000
[burps]

1909
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:40,083
-There we go. Yup.
-Wow.

1910
01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:43,541
We thought it best
not to advertise that part. [laughs]

1911
01:32:43,625 --> 01:32:44,666
[burps]

1912
01:32:45,083 --> 01:32:46,208
[burps loudly]

1913
01:32:46,291 --> 01:32:47,916
-That was a big one.
-[laughs]

1914
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,000
But that's fun.

1915
01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:51,958
Wow, you still find it funny, I see.
Still like it.

1916
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,250
[chuckles]

1917
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:57,291
Ha-ha! We're going to be rich, partner.

1918
01:32:57,375 --> 01:32:59,916
Partner? [giggles]
I've never been one of those.

1919
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,916
I mean, like in a game maybe,
but not like in a business.

1920
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:05,791
Whee! [giggles]

1921
01:33:06,666 --> 01:33:07,583
Bravo!

1922
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:09,125
Wonderful, Mackenzie.

1923
01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:10,916
You are natural.

1924
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,416
Daddy! Daddy!
Did you see me ride the pony?

1925
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,750
Did I? You're fantastic!

1926
01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:17,208
Auntie Talia taught me!

1927
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:20,291
[laughs] She will be the star in no time.

1928
01:33:20,375 --> 01:33:21,791
Just like you, sweetie.

1929
01:33:23,708 --> 01:33:24,708
Whoa.

1930
01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:28,625
Look at you, my gypsy princess.

1931
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:29,541
Queen.

1932
01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:31,583
-Queen?
-[laughs]

1933
01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:33,875
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?

1934
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:35,625
I think I already know it.

1935
01:33:35,708 --> 01:33:37,500
Oh, yeah? What is it?

1936
01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:39,166
I live happily ever after.

1937
01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:40,791
[clicks tongue] Owen.

1938
01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,250
It's showtime!

1939
01:33:43,333 --> 01:33:45,083
Places! Let's take our places!

1940
01:33:45,166 --> 01:33:47,125
Owen, sweetie, you're up next.

1941
01:33:47,208 --> 01:33:50,208
Ladies and gentlemen!

1942
01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:56,291
Welcome to Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus!

1943
01:33:57,375 --> 01:33:58,208
Prepare for...

1944
01:33:58,291 --> 01:34:00,125
Well, that's new.

1945
01:34:00,208 --> 01:34:01,916
And a little dangerous.

1946
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:03,833
What's life without a little danger?

1947
01:34:03,916 --> 01:34:05,041
Ooh. Who is that guy?

1948
01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:06,125
I like that guy.

1949
01:34:06,541 --> 01:34:10,791
Prepare yourselves
for something truly amazing!

1950
01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:12,000
All right.

1951
01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:13,000
Wish me luck.

1952
01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:13,916
Good luck.

1953
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:19,125
Prepare yourself
for something truly incredible!

1954
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,625
Hey, and, you know,
don't burn the place down.

1955
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:23,750
Prepare yourself

1956
01:34:23,833 --> 01:34:28,500
for something truly magical!

1957
01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:29,750
[crowd gasps]

1958
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:33,958
[cheering]

1959
01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:46,208
[pop music playing]

1960
01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:00,916
<i>♪I'm living my patience and my motivation</i>
<i>I put them on separate teams ♪</i>

1961
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:04,083
<i>♪</i> <i>Maybe I found someone I really need ♪</i>

1962
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:07,958
<i>♪</i> <i>Well, baby, you with it or not</i>
<i>Not important, 'cause what you do to me ♪</i>

1963
01:35:08,041 --> 01:35:10,958
<i>♪</i> <i>You help me find my sense of urgency ♪</i>

1964
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:17,125
<i>♪ And time flies, I wish I would've</i>
<i>Met with someone psychic ♪</i>

1965
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:24,333
<i>♪ 'Cause my, my</i>
<i>It took some time for me to realize it ♪</i>

1966
01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:29,250
<i>♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

1967
01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:32,666
<i>♪</i> <i>Why take any longer?</i>
<i>The feeling's getting stronger ♪</i>

1968
01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:39,208
<i>♪</i> <i>No, I can't wait</i>
<i>I can't wait anymore! ♪</i>

1969
01:35:40,083 --> 01:35:43,291
<i>♪</i> <i>'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

1970
01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:46,875
<i>♪</i> <i>I ain't Nostradamus</i>
<i>But the future is upon us ♪</i>

1971
01:35:46,958 --> 01:35:53,541
<i>♪</i> <i>No, I can't wait</i>
<i>I can't wait anymore ♪</i>

1972
01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:55,416
<i>♪</i> <i>Anymore, yeah ♪</i>

1973
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,375
♪ <i>I know that you're hoping</i>
<i>That this is The Notebook</i> ♪

1974
01:35:57,458 --> 01:35:59,291
♪ <i>But baby as you will see</i> ♪

1975
01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:02,333
♪ <i>Mr. Gosling ain't got nothing on me</i> ♪

1976
01:36:02,416 --> 01:36:04,458
<i>♪ Like Noah and Allie</i>
<i>When Harry met Sally</i> ♪

1977
01:36:04,541 --> 01:36:09,291
♪ <i>We knew this had to be</i>
<i>The kind of love that lasts eternally</i> ♪

1978
01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:15,625
♪ <i>And I know that some will say</i>
<i>That it could end in heartache</i> ♪

1979
01:36:16,875 --> 01:36:22,291
♪ <i>But, my dear, you only fear</i>
<i>The chances that we don't take</i> ♪

1980
01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:27,625
♪ <i>'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow</i> ♪

1981
01:36:27,708 --> 01:36:30,958
♪ <i>Why take any longer?</i>
<i>The feeling's getting stronger</i> ♪

1982
01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:37,416
♪ <i>No, I can't wait</i>
<i>I can't wait anymore!</i> ♪

1983
01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:41,625
♪ <i>'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow</i> ♪

1984
01:36:41,708 --> 01:36:45,125
♪ <i>I ain't Nostradamus</i>
<i>But the future is upon us</i> ♪

1985
01:36:45,208 --> 01:36:51,916
♪ <i>No, I can't wait</i>
<i>I can't wait anymore!</i> ♪

1986
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:53,791
♪ <i>Anymore, yeah</i> ♪

1987
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:59,833
<i>♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

1988
01:36:59,916 --> 01:37:02,666
<i>-♪ Don't let it pass, babe ♪</i>
-<i>♪</i> 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow <i>♪</i>

1989
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:05,375
<i>♪</i> <i>'Cause the future comes fast, yeah</i> ♪

1990
01:37:06,708 --> 01:37:09,916
<i>♪</i> <i>'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

1991
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:13,500
<i>♪ Why take any longer longer?</i>
<i>The feeling's getting stronger ♪</i>

1992
01:37:13,583 --> 01:37:19,958
<i>♪</i> <i>No, I can't wait</i>
<i>I can't wait anymore ♪</i>

1993
01:37:20,625 --> 01:37:24,083
♪ <i>'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow</i> ♪

1994
01:37:24,166 --> 01:37:27,625
♪ <i>I ain't Nostradamus</i>
<i>But the future is upon us</i> ♪

1995
01:37:27,708 --> 01:37:34,083
<i>♪</i> <i>No, I can't wait</i>
<i>I can't wait anymore ♪</i>

1996
01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:38,333
♪ <i>Anymore, yeah</i>
<i>Today is yesterday's tomorrow</i> ♪

1997
01:37:38,958 --> 01:37:41,625
<i>♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

1998
01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:45,916
<i>-♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

1999
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:48,791
<i>♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

2000
01:37:49,416 --> 01:37:52,500
<i>♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

2001
01:37:52,583 --> 01:37:56,375
<i>♪Why take longer?</i>
<i>The feeling's getting stronger ♪</i>

2002
01:37:56,458 --> 01:38:00,000
<i>-♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

2003
01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:03,208
<i>♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪</i>

2004
01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:07,875
[circus music playing]