on *:INPUT:#: {
  if ($1 == .eI) && (!$2) {
    mode $chan +eeeIII $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2) $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2)
  }
  if ($2) && ($1 == .eI) {
    mode $chan +eeeIII $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2)
  }
  if ($1 == .add) || ($1 == .del) || ($1 == .list) {
    cs access $chan $remove($1,.) $2-
  }
  if ($1 == .add) && ($3 isnum) {
    mode $chan $iif($3 == 3,+v) $iif($3 == 4,+h-v) $iif($3 isnum 5-9,+o-hv) $iif($3 > 9,+ao-hv) $str($2 $+ $chr(32),5)
  }
  if ($left($1,1) == +) || ($left($1,1) == -) {
    $iif($remove($1,-,+) isalpha,mode $chan $eval($1-,2))
  }
  if ($1 == .inv) {
    invite $2 $chan
  }
  if ($1 == .v) {
    mode $chan +v $2
  }
  if ($1 == .dev) {
    mode $chan -v $2
  }
  if ($1 == .h) {
    mode $chan +h $2
  }
  if ($1 == .deh) {
    mode $chan -h $2
  }
  if ($1 == .k) {
    kick $chan $2-
  }
  if ($1 == .op) {
    mode $chan +o $2
  }
  if ($1 == .kb) {
    mode $chan +b $address($2,2)
    kick $chan $2 $read(kick.txt)
  }
  if ($1 == .unban) {
    mode $chan -b $2
    mode $chan -b $address($2,2)
    /ban -r $chan $2
  }
  if ($1 == .ban) {
    mode $chan +b $address($2,2)
  }
  if ($1 == .cban) {
    mode $chan +b ~c: $+ $2
  }
  if ($1 == .uncban) {
    mode $chan -b ~c: $+ $2
  }
  if ($1 == .akick) {
    cs akick $chan add $2 $3-
  }
  if ($1 == .dakick) {
    cs akick $chan del $2-
  }
  if ($1 == .deop) {
    mode $chan -o $2
  }
  if ($1 == .qkb) {
    inc %Kickcount
    mode # +bbb-eeeIIIQ $$2 $address($2,9) $address($2,2) $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2)
    kick # $2 Pm me to spy %Kickcount
  }