return {
    -- 1/4/21 Redoing many prompts (Redid again 4/21 LMAO)
    "My friend said the funniest sentence ever... The timing though, was terrible, because ___.",
    "Their face went blank whenever I explained ___.",
    "I always get weird glances when one sees the ___ sitting on my computer desk.",
    "When I was a kid, ___. Everybody told me I was crazy.",
    "A cleaning brand that makes everything worse.",
    "In the hospital, I ___ and a crowd started to form around me.",
    "The artist blew the crowd away with his completed ___.",
    "A group of people that seem out of place at a children's playground.",

    "My floor is ___.",
    "The ___ would not unstick from the wall.",
    "I cried because I accidentally burned ___.",
    "'Oh no, the train's headed for ___!'",
    "Bathroom jokes are most unfit at ___.",
    "People need to stop asking me this.",

    "I keep getting sued for ___!",
    "I wear a clown suit to ___, and people give me disgusted looks.",
    "I came back from the magical experience of ___.",
    "The gas station ___.",
    "I go outside, walk to the store, and ___.",
    "I skateboarded on ___.",
    "Junk clutters ___ badly.",
    "I always have to look up so ___.",
    "Sheer chance is the only reason ___.",
    "The door never ___.",
    "I can't drive, but I'll ___ instead.",
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    -- 1/5/21 Redoing more prompts

    "I address the people I meet this way.",
    "Did somebody talk crap about you? Well, you and I both know you're going to ___ to get them back.",
    "You can't shut up about ___! It's just super cool!",
    "I cannot get ___ off my mind!",
    "___ is very tasty, I'm drooling right now at the thought of it.",
    "The youtube streamer in shock, as they just ___ on live camera.",
    "When will I be allowed to ___ again?",
    "I was arrested for ___.",
    "I have never stepped foot in ___.",
    "I travelled the world just to ___!",
    "I can no longer walk because ___.",
    "Why does my friend keep crying? I only ___!",
    "Right before I spontaneously exploded, I said this.",
    "The trip to the waterpark was going quite well, up until ___.",
    "Right in the middle of a professional meeting inside the office, I ___.",
    "Hahahaha! ___ is for looooseerrs!",
    "Why is it that every time I go swimming, this happens?",
    "Saying this phrase will make you certified cool.",
    "My grandparent said '___,' which sounded nothing but outdated.",
    "For some reason, this is always extremely crusty.",
    "Hello! I just invented a better ___. I call it '___'!",
    "He couldn't find an excuse as to why he was arrested for ___.",
    "Once I said this, the whole room froze.",
    "Oddly enough, I have ___ growing out my lawn. I should probably kill it soon.",
    "Your friend can't do this specific thing.",
    "The first thing I put on a grocery list.",
    "I watch a great TV show about ___.",
    "I can feel my brain cells losing numbers as I ___.",
    "Without looking, I stuck my hand in a garbage can and grabbed ___.",

    "The world quite literally stopped spinning when this happened.",
    "I wrote a professionaly made essay covering the topic of ___. You should read it!",
    "The detective opened the drawer, and laughed at the ___ he saw.",
    "My friends keeps collecting ___. Weird.",
    "___ makes me want to both throw up and die.",
    "If you were to get expelled, what would you get expelled for?",
    "I'm so scared of this I will legit cry on mention of it.",
    "You can't make juice from ___, stop trying.",
    "The audience didn't laugh when the comedian joked about ___.",
    "When I have no money on me I usually pay with ___.",

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    -- 1/17/21 Redoing more prompts
    "I have a PhD Degree in ___.",
    "I hope you find comfort to the image of my face ___.",
    "When I grow up, ___.",
    "I've always wanted ___, good thing I finally did it!",
    "'Hey bro, pass the ___! We're running low!'",
    "Joeseph decided to consume some dirt in his backyard. To his dismay, he just swallowed the __ that was lodged in the soil.",
    "I thought the world was made out of ___?",
    "Why did I spend so much money on ___?",
    "It was extremely entertaining to watch two ___.",
    "Alert! You have a virus ___!",
    "As the waitresss served our table the food, I cringed because ___.",

    --// More done 4/20

    "Hands in the air, this is a ___!",
    "If life was a game, what would a loading screen tip be?",
    "Something that never seems to age, but is indeed very old.",
    "I should be elected as president, ___.",
    "Um, are you sure the ___ belongs in the public pool?",
    "I'm a master! I finally practiced ___.",
    "The isolated group of individuals were lost in the cave. After hearing a sound, they looked up, and screamed at ___.",
    "What is one thing that you can not live without?",
    "We all know ___ aren't capable of moving.",
    "My finger slipped and I accidentally ___.",
    "I get weird looks when I take my ___ for a walk.",
    "I got arrested, and the arrest document read: ___.",
    "After careful research, the scientists ___.",
    "I was exausted after ___.",
    "After my ___, I was no longer allowed to live.",
    "Whoops, I got a dent on ___!",
    "My teacher went nuts because ___",
    "I wear a skimask to ___ and I feel strange.",
    "It was an awkward moment when the stranger ___.",
    "I heard '___!' from the other room, and I froze.",
    "The president cried at the sight of an explosive ___.",

    "I am a professional athlete in the sport of ___.",
    "I should have probably not have twisted the ___ into an unrecognizable shape.",
    "Ghandi once told me ___.",

    -- Starting to comment for new prompts. 4/27/20, added 31 prompts. (Redid 4/20)
    "I have a drawer in my room filled with nothing but ___.",
    "I deep fried a ___.",
    "When I went shopping, the ___ in the window caught my attention.",
    "Never wrap this phrase in quotation marks; you never get a good reaction.",
    "My friends were surprised to hear I wrote a 20-page paper on ___.",

    -- OOPS forgot to comment for a few. These are made 6/14/20 (Redid 4/20)
    "You're not the ___ I thought you were.",
    "Waiter, I asked for a cheeseburger, not a ___!",

    -- 7/11/20 (Redid 4/20)
    "My ___ fried when a lightning storm passed by.",
    "I put a token in the arcade machine and it ___.",
    "I cringed at the polluted ___.",
    "The reason my house in inhabitable.",

    -- 9/5/20 (Redid 4/20)
    "I literally died when ___ in my neighbor's house.",
    "Don't do this to a newborn baby.",
    "My friends and I failed an online quiz on ___.",
    "I broke ___.",
    "The surrouding croud was disgusted when I cracked a joke at this place.",
}