| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| THP Skype Group Funny Quotes | Jul 21st, 2016 | Never | 148 | 0 | None | - |
| My Favorite THPeeps | Jun 17th, 2016 | Never | 172 | 0 | None | - |
| Mega Dragonite | Aug 12th, 2015 | Never | 238 | 0 | None | - |
| Describing Pokemon to a new player | Aug 8th, 2015 | Never | 265 | 0 | None | - |
| Battling League (PS!) | Jul 28th, 2015 | Never | 401 | 0 | None | - |
| Clefable Kicks Ass! | Jul 20th, 2015 | Never | 290 | 0 | None | - |
| 6-0ing King UU | Jul 9th, 2015 | Never | 228 | 0 | None | - |
| Critical Error | Dec 9th, 2013 | Never | 130 | 0 | None | - |
| American Socialist | Nov 22nd, 2013 | Never | 192 | 0 | None | - |
| From God To Ash | Nov 20th, 2013 | Never | 127 | 0 | None | - |
| Dead Dreams | Nov 20th, 2013 | Never | 116 | 0 | None | - |
| American Nightmare | Sep 24th, 2013 | Never | 101 | 0 | None | - |
| Wife Beater | Sep 24th, 2013 | Never | 107 | 0 | None | - |
| Fundamentally Distorted | Sep 24th, 2013 | Never | 97 | 0 | None | - |
| Gear Grinder | Sep 24th, 2013 | Never | 67 | 0 | None | - |
| Heavy Fuckin' Metal | Sep 24th, 2013 | Never | 91 | 0 | None | - |