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  1. Lesta Nediam LNC2016-09-18 1800 +Surfpurzel
  2. https://plus.google.com/+LestaNediamHQ/posts/9rqngG6VHFd
  3. https://pastebin.com/tznz6gAG
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  6. +Surfpurzel __ Schatz........ Do you mean the end of your video where you had a blurred image of yourself on screen *FOR TWO AND A HALF MINUTES*? You don't *AT ALL* think I could have been *joking*?
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  8. It didn't tip you off when I wrote: _"Noticing these things is my bread and butter"_?
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  10. I know I've written that in the past in a serious way to people (with genuinely subtle things) but Schatz...... Do you *really* think I *literally* thought you remained *frozen* - _as still as could be_ - in front of a *recording camera* FOR AT LEAST 2.5 minutes in order for the screenshots at the end to be shown?
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  12. Two and a half minutes.......
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  14. >> *How does that make any sense*??????? <<
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  16. You have taken LITERALISM to a whole new level. "Plautus Satire" and "Smedley Butler Retarded" have got nothing on you! Those clowns are joking *but you seem to be serious*!
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  18. Schatz - please - STOP. Please try to think this through. (((((((
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  20. It's bad form to explain a joke to someone who doesn't get it but on this occasion you have left me no choice: *Do you REALLY think I sat through that 2.5 minutes and stared at your blurry form looking for moving pixels*?
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  22. Do you REALLY imagine I did that AND "saw" the necessary "pixels moving" that meant you were still breathing? And do you REALLY think I then decided to "bust" you for this outrageous sneakiness by revealing it to you with my comment to you (which I had assumed only you could see)?
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  24. And not only that - do you REALLY think I went on to gloat to you about how I busted you breathing *by claiming it was all due to my superior observational skills*?
  25.  
  26. STOP. STOPPPPPP. *STOPPPPPPPPPPP*.
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  28. Time out.
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  30. *Schatz, you've done my head in*. This time you really have.
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  32. I feel genuinely bad for you. There are so many people who must have used you in life once they realised you are this way. (((
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  34. FOR THE LOVE OF CRIKEY HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT IT WAS A JOKE? IT WAS HUMOUR ON A FEW LEVELS - I WAS POKING FUN AT MYSELF TO YOU!!!
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  36. WITH YOU DO I REALLY HAVE TO PUT "JUST JOKING" IN BRACKETS EVERY TIME??
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  38. DID NOT MY COMMENT - OVERALL - SEEM LIGHT-HEARTED TO YOU? DID YOU NOT THINK I WAS GENUINELY PRAISING YOU?
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  40. I EVEN THUMBED UP YOUR VIDEO!!!
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  42. I was trying to be friendly and connect with you EVEN THOUGH you mentioned me in that video. I overlooked it.
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  44. This changes everything. Look - think of me however you want. I now see that you are a simple person - someone who means well in your own way - _and that you believe the things you say_.
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  46. You're not at all like "Bz" or "Peekay" - you've just gotten swept up into all of the bullsh!t.
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  48. I'll stop referring you in my future posts. *I apologise for all of my harsh words*. You didn't deserve them. I sincerely mistook you for someone else. *My battle isn't with you*.
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  50. This means you are "innocent" in everything and you don't require any more of my time and attention. Certainly not in a negative way.
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  52. *I am genuinely sorry*.
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  54. That is not a joke. That is not sarcasm. That is me being sincere. I thought you were someone who intentionally twisted logic into the shape of a pretzel but I now accept it has not been intentional.
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  57. +cabadejo, +nationalparksign, +Terran Downvale - I'm looping you in strictly for *clinical reasons*. "Surfpurzel" is a *genuine* literalist. She *actually* believes my comment to her was *serious*. Please refer to the following video and watch from 4m:7s onwards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esM_qkfiMPE
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  59. As a result of this I am going to leave her alone. She is "innocent" etc.
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  62. ______________________________________________________________
  63. My name is Lesta Nediam and I am cracking reality like a nut.
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  65. Lesta Nediam's YouTube Channel:
  66. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3DalBOEZ6RqSyHk8_mGV7w
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  68. Lesta Nediam's Google Plus:
  69. https://plus.google.com/+LestaNediamHQ
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  71. Lesta Nediam's Twitter:
  72. https://twitter.com/LestaNediam
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  74. Lesta Nediam's Public Comments:
  75. https://pastebin.com/u/Lesta
  76.  
  77. What does not exist - exists to exist.
  78. What exists - exists to always exist.
  79. As it is written - so it is done.
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