Hi guys, welcome to my new Doubles RMT. This will be a double RMT (containing two teams), inspired by Kendrick Lamar's songs u and For Sale? which have a videoclip released now as well which you can find directly below. Enjoy!
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[I]Loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated
loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated
loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated
loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated...
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Hi guys, welcome to the first team, called u. The team was originally built around the Mega-Diancie and Jirachi core that is pretty hyped at the moment. These two Pokemon are extremely strong in the Doubles OU metagame at the moment. Other than that, it does extremely well and is a super fun team to use, as Mega Diancie and Azumarill both benefit extremely from Jirachi.

Also I told you guys, I'm going to do the entire To Pimp a Butterfly album from Kendrick Lamar. This is the second part, however if you want to see my previous RMT inspired by To Pimp a Butterfly, you can check out [URL='http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/alright.3560236/']Alright[/URL], which is a basic bitch team but still works pretty damn well.

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The team was built around Mega Diancie and Jirachi, a common core used in Doubles OU because of how strong these Pokemon are in combination.

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Landorus-Therian is an extremely good Pokemon as well, because of its great typing, high damage, utility, movepool, etcetera. I also simply liked this pick for the ability to Intimidate other Landorus-Therian that threaten Diancie and Jirachi significantly.

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Azumarill is another Pokemon that works extremely well together with Jirachi, as well as being able to check Landorus-Therian. Jirachi can support Azumarill with Follow Me while Azumarill Belly Drums. Azumarill and Diancie is a good core as well as Diancie can get rid of everything that doesn't get OHKO'd by +6 Aqua Jet by Azumarill.

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Talonflame is a strong pick because of simply having insane priority, quite high damage, and the ability to check Ferrothorn which would otherwise threaten the team significantly. Also the ability to support the team with Taunt or Tailwind is amazing.

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Originally I had Breloom here, to spam Spore and check Water-types, but I felt like the team was extremeley weak to Landorus-Therian as Diancie and Jirachi were threatened by Earthquake, whereas Azumarill can get Intimidated and Talonflame doesn't deal too much damage. Breloom was simply too frail and couldn't really do anything to Landorus-Therian as opposed to...

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Choice Scarf Kyurem-Black, which has the ability to clean up late game, as well as catch Landorus-Therian offguard and kill it with Ice Beam. It also has some other nice coverage moves such as Fusion Bolt, Earth Power, and another move that I used which isn't common at all.

[CENTER][B][SIZE=5]In-depth[/SIZE][/B]
[I]I place blame on you still, place shame on you still
Feel like you ain't shit, feel like you ain't feel
Confidence in yourself, breakin on marble floors
Watchin anonymous strangers, tellin me that I'm yours...[/I][/CENTER]

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ella (Diancie-Mega) @ Diancite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 208 Atk / 48 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Diamond Storm
- Earth Power
- Moonblast
- Protect

I went with the standard Mega-Diancie set because I'm probably some basic bitch or something.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/itemdex/sprites/diancite.png[/IMG] Obviously you go with Diancite, it's a cute Pokemon and its Mega evolution is even cuter :D

The EV spread is basic, I don't know what it does exactly, but everyone uses it and I don't think anybody really uses a different spread unless your name is checkmater probably.

The moveset is standard again. Diamond Storm just is so strong. It's a STAB attack, spread, it hits hard, and it can boost Mega-Diancie's Defense, which it really requires as Mega-Diancie is extremely frail.
Earth Power helps with hitting Steels and Rocks and everytthing basically, really good move. Lastly you obviously have the Moonblast coverage which can hit stuff like Latios and Hydreigon which is nice. And Protect I guess but Protect is a staple move in Doubles and I don't think I really need to explain this.

[CENTER][I]But you ain't shit, I'm convinced your tolerance nothin' special
what can I blame you for, nigga I can name several
Situations, I'll start with ya little sister bakin'[/I]
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tommy (Jirachi) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD
Impish Nature
- Follow Me
- Iron Head
- Icy Wind
- Protect

Jirachi being the second Pokemon in the team, which synergizes extremely well with Diancie. Obviously you use Follow Me as it was the main reason to use this Pokemon. Also Follow Me helps Azumarill set up Belly Drum as well. Iron Head is nice for the extra flinch chance as well as being able to OHKO other Mega-Diancie and chunking Mega-Gardevoirs. I chose for Icy Wind as speed control move over Thunder Wave because I felt like Icy Wind did a better job at checking Landorus-Therian on the switch-in but also helped negating Latios and other stuff a little bit.
The item is Safety Goggles, so you can safely ignore Spores, Rage Powders, Sleep Powders and stuff which is pretty damn cool.
I don't exactly know what the EV spread does I think I just took the smogdex one because i'm a lazy fuck but there is definitely a better spread out there.
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[I]A baby inside, just a teenager, where was your patience?
Where was your antennas, where was the influence you speak of?
You preached in front of 100,000 but never reached her
I fuckin' tell you you fuckin' failure you ain't no leader
I never liked you forever despise you I don't need you[/I][/CENTER]

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shaun (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- U-turn
- Superpower

Basic as fuck Pokemon, I don't really know what to say about this thing.
I went with Choice Scarf because it allows you to spam moves so easily as well as just force a lot of things to switch out. I guess you could run something shit like Life Orb or Assault Vest but Scarf is the realest. Intimidate is really good for negating physical Attacker a bit, really good Pokemon. Standard EV spread, no real reason to do anything else. I guess you could go Jolly to beat other Landorus-Therians but come on dude thats just straight up lame.
Earthquake is a strong spread STAB move, the problem kinda is that I can't really pop off Earthquake when Jirachi or Diancie is on the field and the only things that really want to take an Earthquake is basically Talonflame because it's immune. Further, Rock Slide is just good for spread + massive flinch chance. You could run Stone Edge for the bigger damage and higher crit chance but I preshiate the spread. Also I've seen Staxandstax run Rock Tomb but that does piss poor damage and I already have sufficient speed control with Talonflame and Jirachi. U-Turn is good because you can get in and get out swiftly with U-Turn to spread chip damage as well as spreading Intimidate all around. Lastly I went with Superpower for Kangaskhan but also just to deal damage to stuff if you don't want to pop the other three moves. I guess you could fit Knock Off on this set but I really like this set I'm using because it's simply so good.

[CENTER][I]The world don't need you, don't let them deceive you
Numbers lie too, fuck your pride too, thats for dedication
Thought money would change you make you more complacent
I fuckin hate you I hope you embrace it
I swear
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melissa (Azumarill) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Huge Power
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Aqua Jet
- Knock Off
- Protect

Next up is Azumarill, our favourite bunny.
I went with the standard Sitrus Berry so you can heal up after you've popped Belly Drum because that is obviously the main strategy of this thing. The EV spread isn't really complicated, I noticed I lost a speed tie vs another Azumarill during testing while I was +6 and lost the game as a result of that and I was like "well thats gay" so I put on 8 speed EVs on this thing. The rest goes into Attack and HP. Adamant Nature easy.
Obviously go with Belly Drum + Aqua Jet because once you pop Belly Drum there's only few things stopping you from going ham with Aqua Jet. I went with Knock Off because you can kill Latios I guess. Also Protect, some people go for another coverage move such as Play Rough or Waterfall but I ran non-Protect Azumarill once vs teal6 and lost. yum

[CENTER][I]Loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated
loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated
loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated
loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated...[/I]
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erick (Talonflame) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Gale Wings
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Flare Blitz
- Tailwind
- Protect

Then Talonflame, strong Pokemon. Obviously you want to use Gale Wings because poppin 120 BP STAB attacks can straight up fuck up someones shit. The rest of the EV spread is pretty basic. I've seen some people use like Choice Band or Sharp Beak but I don't think that's as good. Brave Bird obviously, then Flare Blitz. You could use Overheat so you don't kill yourself on a Ferrothorn but I guess it's okay because if you use Overheat you kinda lose out on some speed and then lose vs other Talonflame which is definitely not what you want. I don't really know whether I should run Tailwind or Taunt but I went with Tailwind because once you get Mega-Diancie and Azumarill to a point they don't have to care about being outsped they have such an easy job at clearing your opponent.

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nutrition (Kyurem-Black) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Teravolt
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Fusion Bolt
- Draco Meteor
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power

ok so stratos so before you call me retarded hear me out
This is an extremely niche set and I used to have Breloom on this team but it was pretty bad and this is much better because you can catch off opposing Landorus-Therian off guard with Ice Beam. Now you can kill stuff like Mega-Diancie with Earth Power. Now the spread is weird but with this spread you can OHKO Kyurem-Black with Draco Meteor and Talonflame with Fusion Bolt. I guess it's not really worth but whatever go away I like it
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[CENTER][I]You the reason why mama and them leavin
No you ain't shit, you say you love them I know you don't mean it
I know you're irresponsible, selfish, in denial, can't help it
Your trials and tribulations a burden everyone felt it
Everyone heard it, multiple shots corners cryin out
You was deserted, where was your antennas again?
Where was your presence, where was your support you pretend?
You ain't no brother, you ain't no disciple, you ain't no friend
A friend never leave Compton for profit or leave his best friend[/I]
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Threatlist[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER]
[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/681.png[/IMG]Aegislash
Landorus-Therian fucks up its shit, Talonflame can check it if you get around the King's Shield mind games and Knock Off Azumarill makes for a nice surprise.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/591.png[/IMG]Amoonguss
Jirachi can choose to completely ignore it with Safety Goggles, also you have Talonflame and Kyurem-Black

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/006-my.png[/IMG]Mega-Charizard-Y
Diancie Jirachi beats Venusaur Char-Y so that's nbd, also you have Landorus-Therian and Scarf Kyurem-Black.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/719-m.png[/IMG]Mega-Diancie
Landorus-Therian with Earthquake, Jirachi being able to Iron Head, Scarf Kyurem-Black with Earth Power. Aqua Jet Azumarill.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/115-m.png[/IMG]Mega-Kangaskhan
Landorus-Therian can Intimidate + Superpower. Kangaskhan also has a difficult job breaking Jirachi Mega-Diancie

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/647.png[/IMG]Keldeo
Talonflame can kill it if it decides to not Quick Guard. Scarf Kyurem-Black, Diancie probably kills with Moonblast.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/645-s.png[/IMG]Landorus-Therian
Scarf Kyurem-Black and Azumarill.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/663.png[/IMG]Talonflame
Jirachi blocks a Brave Bird, Scarf Kyurem-Black OHKOs, Landorus-Therian OHKOs.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/625.png[/IMG]Bisharp
Mega-Diancie, Scarf Kyurem-Black, Flare Blitz Talonflame

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/485.png[/IMG]Heatran
Earth Power Mega-Diancie, Landorus-Therian Earthquake, Earth Power Kyurem-Black, Aqua Jet Azumarill

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/635.png[/IMG]Hydreigon
Moonblast Mega-Diancie, Superpower Landorus-Therian, Draco Meteor/Ice Beam Kyurem-Black.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/385.png[/IMG]Jirachi
Earthquake Landorus-Therian, Flare Blitz Talonflame, Earth Power Kyurem-Black

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/646-b.png[/IMG]Kyurem-Black
Moonblast Mega-Diancie, Draco Meteor Kyurem-Black.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/381.png[/IMG]Latios
Moonblast Mega-Diancie, Draco Meteor Kyurem-Black, Knock Off Azumarill.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/479w.png[/IMG]Rotom-Wash
Earth Power Kyurem-Black

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/642.png[/IMG]Thundurus
Diamond Storm Mega-Diancie if Thundurus isn't Flash Cannon. Ice Beam Kyurem-Black, Rock Slide Landorus-Therian.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/282-m.png[/IMG]Mega-Gardevoir
Jirachi

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/094-m.png[/IMG]Mega-Gengar
Kyurem-Black Earth Power, Talonflame Brave Bird, Landorus-Therian Earthquake.

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/598.png[/IMG]Ferrothorn
Flare Blitz Talonflame

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/376-m.png[/IMG]Mega-Metagross
Flare Blitz Talonflame, Earthquake Landorus-Therian

[IMG]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/icon/700.png[/IMG]Sylveon
jirachi

[I]little brother you promised him you'd watch him before they shot him
where was your antennas, on the road, bottles and bitches
you faced time the one time, thats unforgiven
you even Facetimed instead of a hospital visit
guess you thought he'd recover well
third surgery, they couldn't stop the bleeding for real
then he did
God himself will say you fuckin' failed
you ain't try[/I]
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ella (Diancie-Mega) @ Diancite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 208 Atk / 48 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Diamond Storm
- Earth Power
- Moonblast
- Protect

tommy (Jirachi) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD
Impish Nature
- Follow Me
- Iron Head
- Icy Wind
- Protect

shaun (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- U-turn
- Superpower

melissa (Azumarill) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Huge Power
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Aqua Jet
- Knock Off
- Protect

erick (Talonflame) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Gale Wings
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Flare Blitz
- Tailwind
- Protect

nutrition (Kyurem-Black) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Teravolt
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Fusion Bolt
- Draco Meteor
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
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[I]I know your secrets nigga
Mood swings is frequent nigga
I know depression is resting on your heart for two reasons nigga
I know you and a couple block boys aint been speaking nigga
y'all damn near beefin, I seen it and you're the reason nigga
and if this bottle could talk
I cry myself to sleep
Bitch everything is your fault
faults breakin' to pieces, earthquakes on every weekend
Because you shook as soon as you knew confinement was needed
I know your secrets
Don't let me tell them to the world about that shit you're thinkin
And that time you...
I'm about to hurl
I'm fucked up but I ain't fucked up as you
You just can't get it right I think your heart made out of bulletproof
Shoulda killed yo ass a long time ago
You shoulda feeled that black revolver blast a long time ago
And if those mirrors could talk it would say you gotta go
And if I told your secrets
The world would know money can't stop a suicidal weakness[/I]