I farted

so last year during finals the school had mexican for lunch ok
and like, i had a shit ton of tacos and chili
so im sitting here in my fucking history final
and like, i coasted through that entire class and had an a all year
shit was piss ez
and so like
im sitting here and i really, really need to shit or fart or something
so im sitting in the middle of the fucking room where everyone can see me taking my final
so i take my ass and like, slide it out the back of the desk
tryna get it as far away from the people i was sitting in a row with as possible
esp since my crush/fuck buddy/girl who was into me sorta was in the same row

so i stick my ass out right
and like, the teacher and i lock eyes for a min and i was like 'hey bathroom' ya kno like signaling
bitch wouldnt let me go cuz she thought i was gonna cheat or some shit
so im sitting here
like fucking sticking my ass so far out the back of the desk im not even sitting in the chair anymore
and im like 'im gonna let this shit out real slow'
and so i go to fart

and omfg

shit was loud
it made this weird noise like tires screeching, it fucking reeked dude it was so bad

and it kept fucking going
it went from a tire skreech to a wet ass fucking fart
and my face just went beat red
there was no way to pass it off to anyone
so uh, i transferred schools
purely because of that incident
never talked to anyone from my old school since