FIFTY FUN FLUFFY FACTS

SlongoTongs49, June 28, 2015; 20:01 / FB 32272
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FIFTY FUN FLUFFY FACTS
By SlongoTongs49

1. Fluffies come in several varieties, such as Earth, Unicorn, Pegasus and even Alicorn!
2. Fluffies are born with knowledge of over a thousand English words, and can learn many more during their lifetimes!
3. The oldest known fluffy died at the ripe old age of 16!
4. Fluffies are notoriously anxious around large bodies of water!
5. Fluffies' favorite food is spaghetti, also known as "sketti!"
6. Fluffies come in thousands of possible color combinations!
7. Fluffy foals typically begin speaking at less than a month old!
8. Fluffies are incapable of digesting certain foods, resulting in diarrhea!
9. Research has shown that Unicorns are typically the most intelligent fluffies!
10. Fluffies, even ferals, are very friendly towards humans and are always looking for new daddies and mommies!
11. Fluffies scream when set on fire.
12. The world's largest fluffy weighed 48.2 pounds!
13. Foals are gradually weaned onto solid food, usually two to three months after birth!
14. Fluffies live in complex herds, governed by a single "smarty" and his "toughies!"
15. Victim was found naked, right arm positioned under his torso, with his eyes gouged out.
16. A bloody screwdriver located nearby was believed to be the murder weapon.
17. Fluffies are very protective of their fluff, due to it providing them a great deal of warmth in cold months!
18. Alicorns are the rarest type of fluffy, with some selling for up to a hundred dollars!
19. People with bird like faces.
20. Fluffies are very social creatures and love to play with each other!
21. The tumors pop and sizzle.
22. There is no known cure.
23. Fluffies will make nests for themselves and their offspring out of soft materials such as hay or foam!
24. Police were shocked to find the man with his face blown off, clawing at his bloody skull and howling.
25. They were unable to capture him and were forced to open fire.
26. The man was abnormally strong, taking over forty bullets to the head and chest before collapsing.
27. An autopsy showed that the man had an unidentified black fluid in several of his organs.
28. Fluffies often talk to inanimate objects, referring to them as friends!
29. Fluffies are very susceptible to parasites and worms due to their weak digestive system!
30. A cube of flesh was found in a heavily weeded field in Maine.
31. The cube was 6 feet long, 6 feet high, and weighed over a ton.
32. Witnesses have reported that the cube shows some level of sentience.
33. It shivers when you try to touch it.
34. Fluffies are notoriously clumsy and can trip over their own fluff!
35. Thousands of people vanish without a trace.
36. They looked in the barn but they didn't check the barrel.
37. They need to check the barrel.
38. He is inside the barrel.
39. Fluffies give "huggies" to other fluffies who are injured or sick, to make them feel better!
40. Fluffy mares typically have litters consisting of 2-6 foals!
41. The smell of burnt flesh hangs in the air.
42. People cover their noses as they approach.
43. A second cube of flesh has appeared, less than 2 miles from the first.
44. A third cube of flesh has appeared, 6 miles from the first.
45. A fourth cube of flesh has appeared, 11 miles from the first.
46. Cubes of flesh continue to appear at alarming rates.
47. Citizens are advised to stay inside.
48. Do not approach the cubes.
49. DO NOT approach the cubes.
50. Thank you for your cooperation.