I want to die and reincarnate into a Cripple.

takes out a small dagger hidden in his robes. With a swift thrust into his gut, Timmy stands tall. Even with his guts spilling out onto the ground, the Oni doesn't sit med like a filthy casual. "Good bye Zuk, I hope to be a saiyan as strong and powerful as you. may my legs never falter and my beard grow excessively long, and may the river of weirdly hairy saiyan females reval at my totally functioning feet!" With those final words the color runs out of the oni's skin.  Like a statue, Timmy Tots stands lifeless.