The Irving Zone Intro

You unlock this fanboy's innermost thoughts and fears with a key
Of course, it's not an actual key. The key is just a metaphor for something that makes the fanboy........ be a fanboy, I guess. Anyways, the key in this situation is two step-brothers who try to make each and every day a day to remember.
This fanboy's mind qualifies as an alternate dimension. Not the alternate dimension that the two step-brothers traveled to. Not even the one that the fanboy and his brother traveled to. No, this is a special dimension. It is a dimension of geekery and hatred; of life and death; of rainbow-maned pegasuses, and fourth-wall breaking pink earth ponies, but.......... uh, that's beside the point.
Most importantly, this is a dimension of things and ideas. Some may say you just crossed over the boundaries of sanity. But, not I. No, I say, you just crossed over into The Irving Zone.