Idiot Script ROBLOX

--[[HAH YOUR AN IDIOT]]--
----[[[V1.0]]]----
---[[LOCAL SCRIPT MADE BY EVILDARKSWORD123]]---
--[[Before running WEAR PANTS AND A SHIRT OR IT WONT WORK]]--
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Player = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
player = Player
Lighting = game:GetService("Lighting")
lighting = Lighting
Name = Player.Name
name = Name
Mouse = Player:GetMouse()
mouse = Mouse
char = Player.Character
Char = char
Sm = "Smooth"
Smp = "SmoothPlastic"
Head = char.Head
head = Head
Color = Color3.new(255,255,255)
Slash = Instance.new("Sound", Head)
Slash.SoundId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=146163522"
Slash.Volume = 1
Slash.Looped = false



HA = Instance.new("Sound", Head)
HA.SoundId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=131490087"
HA.Volume = 1
HA.Looped = false

local Punch = Instance.new("Animation", char)
Punch.AnimationId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=158398316"
Punch.Name = "Punch"

local Flip = Instance.new("Animation", char)
Flip.AnimationId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=147842537"
Flip.Name = "Flip"

function onTouched(part)
local h = part.Parent:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
if h~=nil then
	Instance.new("Smoke",h.Parent.Head)
	Instance.new("Fire",h.Parent.Head)
	Instance.new("Sparkles",h.Parent.Head)

local s = Instance.new("SelectionBox")
s.Parent = h.Parent.Head
s.Adornee = h.Parent.Head
s.Color = BrickColor.Random()

local s = Instance.new("SelectionBox")
s.Parent = h.Parent.Torso
s.Adornee = h.Parent.Torso
s.Color = BrickColor.Random()


	wait(0.5)
	HA:Play()
h.Parent:BreakJoints()
end
end

char["Right Arm"].Touched:connect(onTouched)

char["Torso"].Touched:connect(onTouched)



function Main()
char.Humanoid.MaxHealth = math.huge
Head.face.Texture = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=131104482"
char.Torso.roblox:remove()
char.Humanoid.WalkSpeed = 28
char.Pants:remove()
char.Shirt:remove()
end

function Morph()
local sm = Instance.new("Smoke")
sm.Parent = char.Torso
sm.Color = Color3.new(0, 0, 0)
sm.Opacity = 3
sm.Size = 3

local f = Instance.new("Fire",char.Torso)

local s = Instance.new("Sparkles",char.Torso)

wait(3)

sm.Parent = lighting
f.Parent = lighting
s.Parent = lighting

wait(0.1)
local BillboardGui = Instance.new("BillboardGui",Head)
        BillboardGui.Size = UDim2.new(8,0,7,0)
        BillboardGui.StudsOffset = Vector3.new(0,2.89,0)
        local TextLabel = Instance.new("TextLabel", BillboardGui)
        TextLabel.Text = "WHY IS CHU LOOKING AT MEH!"
        TextLabel.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,1,0)
        TextLabel.BackgroundTransparency = 1
        TextLabel.TextColor = BrickColor.new(Color)
        TextLabel.Font = "Arial"
        TextLabel.FontSize = "Size36"
        TextLabel.TextStrokeTransparency = 0
        TextLabel.Rotation = 1
end
function po()
char.Head.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Institutional white")
char.Head.Transparency = 0.35
char.Torso.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
char.Torso.Transparency = 0.35
char["Left Arm"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
char["Left Arm"].Transparency = 0.35
char["Right Arm"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
char["Right Arm"].Transparency = 0.35
char["Left Leg"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
char["Left Leg"].Transparency = 0.35
char["Right Leg"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
char["Right Leg"].Transparency = 0.35
end
Morph()
Main()
po()
mouse.KeyDown:connect(function(key) local key=key:lower()
        if key=="q" then
                 local vCharacter = char
        local hum = vCharacter:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
        blah2 = hum:LoadAnimation(char.Flip)
        blah2:Play()
Slash:Play()
char.Torso.CFrame = char.Torso.CFrame * CFrame.new(-2,2.5,-2)
        end
end)

mouse.KeyDown:connect(function(key) local key=key:lower()
        if key == "e" then
                 local vCharacter = char
        local hum = vCharacter:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
        blah2 = hum:LoadAnimation(char.Punch)
        blah2:Play()
Slash:Play()
char.Torso.CFrame = char.Torso.CFrame * CFrame.new(0,-10,0)
        end
end)

mouse.KeyDown:connect(function(key) local key=key:lower()
        if key == "j" then
local vCharacter = char
char.Torso.CFrame = char.Torso.CFrame * CFrame.new(0,80,0)
        end
end)
--[[YOU ARE AN IDIOT A SCRIPT BY EVILDARKSWORD123]]--